Come stay here Portubros, we'll always have each other ;__;
>>155412919I would rather die than to be with a Spaniard
>>155412964:((((
>>155412919Honestly, brother, I think we were more embarrassing than you. :(
KWAB
>>155413127Nah at least you scored
Pathetic
I am not a fan of this man.
if i was a spaniard i would be fucking portuguese black queens left and right
>>155413691Not like he was allowed to sub out Ronaldo anyways
>>155412919>>155412977>>155413127what is this gay shit
>>155413691the bald fraud strikes again
>>155413712the black women here are all incredibly fat
>>155413735He's a spinless coward, a YES man at heart.That's why he's still in charge of the NT.I can give it to him that Ronaldo starting is what most managers would do, but if he clearly sees, that Ronaldo is simply strolling 90 minutes and he doesn't sub Ronaldo, it's all his fault.>>155413818'fraid so
>>155412919A bit gay desu
>>155413691The first half play from Portugal aside from the goal was so fucking dull it's easy to blame this bald fraudWhy have someone like Neto starting and then never ever have try to use his pace to beat defenders
>>155412919I spit in your general direction
>>155413893Our managers all come and go, and that problem persists.We're extremely slow, predictable, and like everyone seems to be afraid of shooting and prefer to pass it to Ronaldo, it's nothing new.As for Neto, just like Leão, they need space to run, and Dr. Congo MD, played deep mostly, not giving him any chances to be fast.It was a disaster class from everyone, players and manager.Let's see if they "wake up" next game
>>155413852>but if he clearly sees, that Ronaldo is simply strolling 90 minutes and he doesn't sub Ronaldo, it's all his faultNo, anon. He is literally not allowed to do that. You can fault him for anything but that. Ronaldo decides when he plays. And Ronaldo decides he plays. We learned that lesson 4 years ago.
>>155414158If Shartinez accepts those terms, and still wants to keep that jobs, then yes, he's a spinless coward like I've said.
>>155414144Uzbekistan SHOULD be an easy win, then again I thought this should be a win too even though I'd put a defensive African side higher than most Asian teams (wasn't too surprised about Wissa scoring either since he's a good player)
>>155414463I'm afraid there aren't easy wins when we play shit football.Some player will make some magic happen, score a goal despite terrible tactics, and bail the manager.That's my bet at least.
>>155414847regardless of the draw, a good team will fuck you with crosses, that guy was free today, ronaldo should not play vs colombia, but you need the right players, otherwise can be worse than today
>>155412919It's your fault. The bald fraud is a Spaniard We could have Mourinho or JJ, but we get the guy who killed Belgium
>>155415027Yeah our defense is absolute dogshit like I've stated.It will get better with Ruben Dias, but whoever is his partner will be our weakest link.
>>155415027Should be better with Dias desu defence did not look good though
>>155412919Cute!
>>155412919Hahahahahahahaha more like poorshowingtugal!
>>155416202>>155413691I still don't know how it happened desu, his CV is terrible, how did you appoint him?
>>155423598He's a YES man.Whoever our Federation/Fooball Agent/Club tells him to call up and to start, he'll do it.
>>155424012Oh yeah I get it, we've had something like that happen to us as well, 2018
>>155413777You wouldn't get it, don't you have that same fraternal love with Norge, Suomi, Danish and Faroebros?
>>155425127If you mean you as in Swedes broadly having that, then yes. If you mean you as in me specifically, then no I'm above that.I'm too shy and easily embarrassed to have a cutesy intimate back-and forth with anthropomorphized countries represented by people from that country. I feel like I'll accidentally suck a Norwegian dick if I go down that road.
>>155425976I'm quite confident in my own mind to know that I wouldn't be around sucking dick just because I posted some cute countryballs on 4chan
>>155426731Well that's you and then there's me
>>155427018Nice convo, yes
>>155427057right
>>155412919Lmao
>>155412964QRD on why y'all hate each other please
>>155427152We don't!
I can't believe there are such ungrateful people here talking crap about the goat just because he didn't score in this one game.Did you forget everything he did for our country? How can you be such a snake?If he wants to play he gets to play. He earned his spot.
>>155412919yeah you both can slurp eachothers semen, youre good at that.
>>155427470go to bed penaldo
Its obvious he was gonna lead us at the world cup after winning the nation's leagueYou just have to accept that we'll play badly, make it out of groups and then get eliminated probably in the round of 16 or quarter finals and then after that the important task of getting a new coach and setting up for the euro 2028 beginsThis world cup is filler until that, it's just chewing up time until we get rid of Martinez and a new cycle can start.I truly have no idea how it seems so many Portuguese people seriously think we could do it this year, people think there's something special this year This is literally just the same ol routine starting post 2016, apart from the nation's league which for some reason we do well in
There's only one man that can give us the world cupDeep in your heart you know it's true
>>155428024This might be the second most homeless-looking man in Iberia after Fernando Santos, what's up with that?
>>155427888This is our last chance of winning a world cup while we still have ronaldo's brilliance on our side. Unless of course he plays in the next world cup.
>>155428098I wouldn't be surprised if he was the richest Portuguese coach ever, even above Mou
>>155427152manufactured division done by angloes
>>155428194fucking how
>>155427470I know this is bait but the fact there's many people in this country repeating this line unironically is so depressing
>>155428253He went to the Arabias a few years ago. I think he just won their league recently. Anyways he's not gonna stay there. Its kind of an open secret our federation has their eyes on him and he's said in the past he's up for it Its a shame he never became more successful in Europe, he's quite a wild character like Mou
>>155412919i wish we had a brother nations like portugal/spain
>>155428219>cackles perfidiously and redraws your borders in a way that forces you to hate and kill each other for our entertainment
>>155428479>ArabiasOh shit you are right, I don't know how I could forget that
>>155428533Closest thing is French or Swiss. Kinda grim, we always consider you very close and dear friends/brothers so you are welcome if you want
>>155428635not even remotely as close to italy as portugal and spain are, closest thing would be san marino or malta but they're supertiny nations
>>155428837Oh I know, The Vatican!
>>155412919Sorry mate she's taken. Maybe try that Morrocon girl over there.
>>155427152Sam reason you hate Anglos
>>155429008>let's all dress nice and not tell England about it
>>155428024The thumbnail makes it look the Krypt Keeper guy is being flanked by Space Marines, kek.>>155428119>ronaldo's brillianceLMAO
>>155428533You'll always have Albania. Those guys worship you.
>>155412919>>155412964I ship it
>>155412919Any1 has the Millhouse meme from 2014 WC?
>>155412919this is really gay
>>155412919hmmmm if it isnt the KWABOTY Iberian failures
>>155430081I think you'll have to be more specific
>>155430111A Swede wouldn't know what fraternal love is, you don't even offer food to guests!
>>155430617It was the: this is the secret place where i go to cry. Milllhouse in a cave and a lantern and Spanish flag showing Lisa? the way.
>>155414847You guys have solid players but sadly all your llayers always try to pass to cristiano
>we are DEFINITELY not jobbing against Uzbekistan>Ronaldo is DEFINITELY not playing in 2030
>>155430710Don't have it saved but I don't know if I can find it in the archive
>>155412919Lo importante es divertirse
>>155412919as someone that actually worked in Spain for a while, spaniards don't respect pretoguese
>>155425976Look dude if you want to suck a dick just suck it, if you keep it repressed it’s going to be worse for you in the long term
>>155432844That can't be right, I've never had anyone say anything disrespectful about it
is this oc?
>>155431395joder tio, las mujeres mas guapas que he visto en mi vida eran gallegaspena que son todas unas guarras
>>155412919Cute
>>155412919Lol
havent been on espee the past few days.... has the Romanian, aka pissi cucktini, been vocal recently or is he in hiding?
Wut
>>155413594Nah, Portugal embarrassed themselves worse.Cabo Verde was at no point a threat to Spain. They were fighting for their life just to not get scored on. It was kino, but there was no doubt Spain was the better team.In comparison, not only did Congo get scored on and then manage to strike back, but as they kept defending they kept having good counter attacks. There were plenty of times when it was Portugal fighting for their lives for the game to not end 2-1.
>>155439263It's kind of hard not to get caught on your back foot when the people you have to track back are Bernardo, Bruno and Penaldo's corpse. Against a team with Congo's speed and proper forwards you're gonna be so fucked, Amigao.
>>155435940ARG won and Ronaldo embarrassed himself so I doubt it
>>155413777Average /int/oids, nothing to see here
>>155428098Santos is the true homeless-tier guy. He does't use deodorants for some religious reasons
>>155441413Yeah that's what I meant, he is the most homeless-looking man in the peninsula, would like to know how that happened
>>155412964fpbp
>>155413691welcome to al nassr(not joking look it up)
>>155412919cute ^_^ you two should cuddle more
>>155427470tsu please. focus on the upcoming game and trying not to be a liability to your country
Quando jogam pensam sempre em ganhar~Mas o importante é participar~NESTA FESTA QUE É O FUTEBOOOOOL!~
>>155428355>there's many people in this countryBoomer opinions are irrelevant
>>155412964wait until you find out that you are spaniards and portugal is Spain
lol ghey
>>155443830>t. Habsburg bootlicker
Don't fight guys
>>155445085This.We MUST stick together and sail through the storm.
Our best players are all injured lmao it's fucking over
>>155412919We fucking suck ass
What ever happened to that tall black guy who scored that winning goal in the Eurocup for Portugal?
>>155428533You have Albania.
I'm unironically thinking about moving to Portugal, are you guys open?
>>155451721There's a lot of your countryman in Madeira, but the prices have gone up, A LOT.
>>155451734I know it's a popular tourist spot for our Sebas and Karynas to take Insta photos. I'm thinking mainland, Porto made a real good impression on me
>>155451889Yeah Porto is gorgeous and the people are super friendly.
>>155451721>lives in the country every European wants to live in now>wants to move herefor what reason?
>>155452403>very European wants to live in nowWhy? Are they all dumb? Do they enjoy working their asses off for slave wages untill death of old age, or did they fall to the pol/twitter/reddit chud propaganda? Surely it's not the weather. In all seriousness: I want to be as far away from r*ssia when shit finally hit the proverbial fan
>>155454085>I want to be as far away from r*ssia when shit finally hit the proverbial fanIsn't Moscow being bombed right now?
>>155451931full of jeets
>>155454475>fullUnlikely, but yes, there are Jeets everywhere now, even in my bumfuck town.
I never realized I could just drive into Portugal like nothing, I know it sounds retarded but it never crossed my mind
>>155455156Open borders are cool, too bad the undesirables started abusing it.
>>155455320IKTFB ._.
>>155455156>I could just drive into Portugal like nothingI'd advise against it. Dangerous to drive, especially in sPain
>>155455402Bro I saw portuguese people coming here just to get gas because it's cheaper
>>155412919Now kiss
>>155454369And? They're r*ssians, they have no issue bombing and murdering their own people lolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_Russian_apartment_bombingshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisisrussians have one strategy - 'nas mnogo', we are plenty. They dont value human life, will keep throwing thousands of illiterate peasants from Caucasus into the grinder until they win. Thees a reason why Moscow never fell,* even to Napoleon and HitlerThe moment the west stops funneling money to Ukraine is the moment p*tin will steamroll them to the western border. Our retarded .eaders don't understand it and keep pumping billions into military bc POLAND STRONK, while Healthcare, education, police etc etc is so underfunded we're closer to Romania than any civilized country *except for some polish nobles in 1600s lol
>>155455156One time I was driving and got lost and without realizing it I ended up in a rural spanish town in the middle of bumfuck nowhereI bought some good cheese at a local grocery store tho
>>155455491Sorry for that autism outburst
>>155454085polish girls are cute and like brown guys, they are the biggest Erasmus whores
>>155455551Buddy, they're stuck in a huge mess in Ukraine, they won't recover their military for decades to come.
>>155455491>>155455551I understand the spergout, in your situation, I pray you can find peace bro
>>155455624It's a common knowledge. Literally the most normie meme here
>>155455456We'd be fools not to fill the tank before crossing border back home.
>>155456228I like your funny words magic man
The Portgual-England alliance should exist in the New World. Everything north of the Darien Gap should be US territory, everything south should be Brazil. Fuck spics and FUCK the french
>>155455694Thats what I keep hearing since 2022. 4 years and counting while russian economy is "on the verge of collapse". Recent Strait of Hormuz shenanigans and related surge in oil prices allowed russia to recover the losses causes by EU sanctions.Western Europe's deadly mistake is underestimating russia
>>155456953Oil?What oil?Also, the Russian bank Governor just "Vanished" after telling Putin that the economy can't sustain the war any longer.My friend, you'll be fine, but if you still have doubts, I welcome you with open arms here.
>>155457381The same oil and natural gas that keeps being exported via India and sold to the countries that don't give two shots about EU sanctions ie. most of the world>Russian bank Governor just "Vanished"Not the first, not the last powerful & influential person to die in strange circumstances. That's how things are sorted out in such Bizantine structures of power. Dugin 's daughter got murdered ffs, and he's like a holy man for Kremlin ideologuesDon't get me wrong. P*tin is strong, but he needs to keep his vassals happy to stay in power. And they won't be happy if they lose the war after 4 yeas of sacrifices. P*tins physical survival depe do on defeating Ukraine > I welcome you with open arms here.Thanks fren. Portuguese is one of th3 most beautiful languages in the world :3
