>Get German coach>Suddenly play good footballEasy as that.
>>155425452they will never admit it
I just won 1k because of England. I’m so happy
Mexico should get one.
>>155425452I agree. HE IS GOAT! 9000x better than that wanker, southgate
>>155425532>they will never admit itEveryone will admit it, we had a terrorist (southgate) managing our team for 10 years.
>>155425532Give them more time... cuz They still love Klopp, so they will love Tuchel
>>155425452>>155425532I said as soon as we got Tuchel that you would be smug about it, and you all said "we don't care". Sure enough you're a bunch of lying little shits.
Thank you Germany you are our greatest ally.
tactics tom embraced being english when he took the chelsea job. i think he still lives in london
>>155425699wait, 10? fuck i thought it was like 5-6 and it just overlap 2 cycles
>>155425643I'm available btw
>>155425452i'm starting to despise you pieces of shits so fucking muchliterally hyping up one of the most overrated strikers of all time, mouthbreathing kane who is not even half the player tap-in lewandowski is just so your shitty saudi tier league gets hyped up by the bigger rats the bongs is so low its beneath the mutts...even the french has 10 times the class of you ''ppl''
>>155425532I admit it
>>155426280>tf>tpnot surprised.
>>155426280Show your real flag, pussy.
>>155426280>England wins>Kikes, wogs and continentoids seetheFucking. Clockwork.
getting worried here
>>155425532If he wins us the cup Germany should get an extra star on their kit too
>>155426331thank you it's coming home
>>155426280Shut up faggie, Harald Kahn reigns
>>155426424Nah let us just reverse Brexit.
they do play very german now, barça are great to watch now too flashy scores included but it has risks. already better than any game ever of the insufferable soufgate era
>>155425918No!
Anglos are just Germans with a bit of inbreeding, so they're fine in my opinion.
>>155426570Germany should be an independent world power not constrained by the US containment vehicle of the EU. You should militarise and rip up the post-1945 constitution. Germany should run Europe unilaterally without the EU.
>>155426822Not in my lifetime sadly.
let's not forget>Bellingham raised at Dortmund>Harald Kahn blitzkrieging Bundes
germany... i kneel
scenes when Tuchel beats France and wins it
>Harry Kane thanking Tuchel in the post match interviewSo it's not a meme after all.
>>155426822We tried that already and you stopped it. Now look at where we are.
>>155426810If we are just inbred Germans why have we achieved so much more than you as a people?
>>155427089Name one thing.
>>155425594nice one creig
Why is every WC thread a thinly veiled /pol/ thread?
>>155425452I like that he's ready to drop 'star' players if they're playing shit, or had a bad season. And he unlocked their PEDS after half time.
>>155426280Embarrassing
>>155427228tell him
>>155427186nations are political entities
>>155425452No
Now that putting a german in charge of you has proven successful in footie, how about we extend our... collaboration to other areas?
>>155425452I apologise for doubting you
>>155425452That ar Lizzy II reincarnated. God bless her x
The superior Germ overmind
>>155427186Its just easy bants
>>155427159Nigga are you serious>Revolutionised the scientific world multiple times over with minds like Newton and Darwin>Industrial revolution, improving the qualify of life of everyone in the world by multiple orders of magnitude>Invented the vaccine, saving billions of lives the world over>Created first world powerhouses like the USA, Australia, New Zealand, Canada wherever we settledGermans are great. But don't disrespect the greatest.
>>155425452What did he do at half time though? Take out out his mighty bratwurst and start slapping the faces of the England team? I have never seen England play like they did for the first 15 minutes of the second half.
>>155427159Bigger Empire, fewer World Wars lost, cooler flag, less gae
>>155427159Here's a nice little video.https://youtu.be/DcZQS4LBugk?is=njaXMVVOzBHUJ-nv
>>155425452This would have been WW1 if it wasn't for the French
>>155426012Hey Mr Kloop, wanna a job? Mr Carlo failed
>>155425452Some germans like tuchel look strangely slavic, must be proximity to east europe genetics
>>155425452Wait, is this a thinly veiled admission that it's coming home?
>>155427628no it's blatant
>>155426409Well, if England wins, you can boast that it’s all thanks to the German coach, who changed the team’s direction, unlike the unimaginative Southgate, who was a massive fan of boring, risk-averse football and endless back-passing.
>>155426280Oy vey it's annuah shoah!
>>155427882>Well, if England wins, you can boast that it’s all thanks to the German coachNah. FIFA rigging it is still a larger factor.
Football tourist here - what was Southgate's strategic style and what is Tuchel's style?
>>155426810Nah we're Germans mixed with celts to produce R1b autistic master race
>>155427942If you know what semen-slurping is, then Southgate is a massive fan of this.
>>155426280I wear the furious indignation of a jew like a badge of honour.
>>155427436Germany invented the printing press in 1440.
>>155427436poll graphs are not real sources
>>155427942Southgate: STAY BACKTuchel: SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS
>>155427942>Southgate's strategic styleDefense. Waiting for opponents to run out of steam. Little tactics.>Tuchel's styleCoordinated midfield, forward passes, adapting to the opponent.
>>155427968I do know what that is. What's Tuchel's philosophy?
>>155427942Southgate didnt have a style he just selected his favourite ngubus and let them do what they want
I like his interview justDon't fellate players to the press, don't bad mouth them, don't tell those cunts everything
>>155427942this was his entire strategy
>>155428062I see.. praise Tuchel
>>155428004>>155428032Why do you think we are having this conversation in English?
>>155427942Southgate was a defender as a player, and as a manager he was stubbornly risk averse and played the slurpingest most defensively minded and boringest football ever. Go 1 up and then park the bus and pray. He shithoused his way to two finals doing that. Tuchel is a very adaptive and pragmatic tactician who often mirrors his opposing teams setup and comes up with ad hoc tactics on the fly for each situation. He doesn't have a set style but his general approach so far has been to field fast strong and pacey players like he did at Chelsea.
>>155425452It would be the funniest shit if England won a WC with a German manager lol
>>155427436>Created the USAThat's nothing to be proud of. In fact, you should apologize. Did more long-term damage to the world than Messi and Ronaldo combined.
>>155428133trvke but that's only because they let in a bunch of subhuman Latinx and wogs
>>155427942Basically what Portugal did today and how Arsenal play: Football terrorism
>>155428133I regret saying this on a board with flags but the US is the greatest nation on planet earth, they're a lucky people and I'm proud of them for carrying the anglo saxon cultural torch on
>>155428159Tuchel taking Rice off for Rogers was the most based thing he did. Southgate would never ever.
>>155428129I would love seeing that. Bongs would be humbled. lmao.
>>155427465True.
>>155428112Because it's a piss-easy language to learn, particularly for other Germanic natives, due to sharing most of its everyday vocabulary with them while getting rid of almost all the grammar.
>>155425892You're welcome, Harald
>>155428164Couldn't be more wrong kek
>>155428282You're speaking it right now solwy for the fact it's easy for you?Nothing else?
>>155428164Gotta appreciate that British humour, mate.
>>155428183This is why Mbappe hated him, Tuchel is just smarter and better at football than the nepo clowns
>>155428297Paki>>155428311Turk
>>155425452>Get English player>Suddenly play good footballEasy as that.
>>155428310Well ... nous pouvons parler en Français, si tu prefere.
>>155428342current musiala is out of form. german press is questioning his place.
>>155425452>>155425532Southgate got to 2 consecutive finals, has Tommy Tuckle done better than that yet?
i, for one, am thankful for the german manager's guidance and expertise
>>155428342Actually he's Polish so he's rightfully ours
>>155426424OK fine they can have their 2nd star.
england didn't look like a tuchel team. no defensive stability.
>>155425452>>155425532knew hans would be seething like mad kek
>>155426822Nato is the containment not EU. EU is our 4th reich
>>155428394Southshit didn't win anything I agree.
>>155428470He won at least 2 semi-finals
>>155426280Guessing a lot of bookies lost money tonight. Hold that you thieving jew.
>>155427942Southgate literally just told the players to express themselves. Tuchel has patterns of play and strategic alterations and substitutions. The upgrade cannot be quantified.
>>155427329What areas are those?
>>155428394Tuchel won the champions league with Mason Mount, Timo Werner and Kai Havertz.
>>155425532i admit it brother
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