England's victory was the most impressive of the tournament so far. Argentina #2. France #3Croatia is a much harder opponent than some random north africans.
>>155426856Correct, but argies will still dispute this.
not gonna dispute it but you let in 2 against that geriatric attack, don't get too cocky
>>155426856we've been through this so many times before, every single tournament starts with england scoring multiple goals against some shit asscountry only for them to choke in the most stupid of ways when they actually need to lock in
>>155426856I'm not used to being complimented like this
I was not impressed by our win. Austria will score about 5 on us and Jordan will get a cheeky 1-0. We will be out in the group stage.
>>155427041Croatia are hardly a shit ass country. They were finalists in 2018
>>155427041England playing like this would have gone 7-0 against Algeria, stop flattering your shit team
>>155427155that was 10 years ago grandpa
>>155427223France won it ten years ago and they are still the best team in the competition you butthurt faggot.
>>155426856Croatia’s forward plays for FC Dallas and Modric is 55 yo.
>>155426856Yeah but there was the refball "penalty until Kane scores" bullshitSo it should be 3-2
croatia would HEEM every single south american country in soccer that isn't named argentina
>>155427223>>155427265>>155427268y'all are coping desu
>>155426960they were good goals
>>155427160that doesn't invalidate his point whatsoever retard-kun
>>155427265Argentina’s best player also plays in the MLS. Your point being?
>>155427268I'm glad England scored 3 more in open play because that penalty incident was full on bullshit
>>155426856France was choosing not to play for the first half of their game for some reason, they had literally 1 attempt until maybe 55 minutes. Does anyone know why?
>>155427041Croatia came 2nd in 2018 and 3rd in 2022
>>155427369trying to conserve their energy, it's a long tournament
>>155427268If we're talking about that we should also count Croatia's offside goal as null.
They are going to choke AGAIN only after an annoying campaign about how THIS TIME ITS COMING HOME LAD AGAIN AND AGAIN
>>155427405It wasnt offside
>>155427332He doesn'tMessi is not useless as ronaldo but he's not their best player anymore, don't be fooled by the hattrick
>>155427332Are you seriously comparing Messi with some random slav?
>>155427332Surrounded by ex barca players
>>155427369spain ddin't send their only good players out until like 75 minutes in
>>155426856eh, both defenses were pretty shitKane was completely free on his headerthey can outrun us at any positionI was honestly surprised how well both team finished, but that's just because they're usually shitgreat game, but I wouldn't bet on either of these teams
>>155427331It kinda does muttbro
>>155426856>Croatia is a much harder opponent than some random north africans.this. how was this pairing fair
Messi made it look so easy last night.
None of the Croatia geriatrics had any impact on the game
>>155427155>>155427160>>155427389remember my words for when the inevitable happens
>>155427223It was 8 years ago
>>155427622Bet the atmosphere in the Golden Lion was fucking buzzing mate
Love seeing that ugly incel Modric get humiliated again, he was complaining to the ref constantly like a homo too
>>155426856No way do the English & African Lions beat le Blues Français et Africain
>>155427041This Croatia played better than every team against the Messi country in 2022 except Netherlands and France (which they rigged)
Med countries in the mud. Spain KWAB. Portugal KWAB. Low countries in the mud. Netherlands KWAB. Belgium KWAB.Only traditional great powers earned their 3 points: England, France, GermanySmall mention to Sweden, Norway and Scotland, but, well, let's see what happens. If Scotland beats Brazil then maybe we can talk.
>>155427748There was nobody in the GL when we walked past, went to the Cock & Bull
>>155427461yeah, problem? he doesn’t become shit the minute he puts on a dallas shirt same as messi doesn’t become shit for putting on his miami shirt, that’s the point
>>155427964>Cock & BullBased hippie
>>155427461Stop sucking Messi's cock for a minute and maybe you'd understand his point, retard
Lol
In tuchel we believe. We looked good for portions of that. Really goodIf we can sort out the brain farts switching off we are going to win the facking lot
>>155427160You know we weren't giving argelia everything we had right? It was just a chill game, sadly we don't choose who we play against in the group face because we wouldn't mind having england, france, germany and us in the same group, we'd just beat all of you and england would have no chance, they'd just lose every game
Send everybody else home and let England and Argentina play, we're the only teams that actually matter and play with skill
>>155427041>some shit asscountry???
>>155427041>every single tournament starts with england scoring multiple goals against some shit asscountryThis very rarely happens in international tournaments for EnglandYou’re talking out of your arse you Sudaca nonce
>>155427041Stage 1: Denial
>>155427542>point is england scores some goals against literal whoms and then flops>counterpoint is "well engerland would have scored MORE goals against your literal whoms"thanks for the input mahmouhammad
>>155426960Not many teams stopping goals like those.
>>155427332You’ve bubbled them
>>155427041Usually our group stages end up being 0-0s and 1-0s except for when we play Paname
>>155428243Your IQ is in the double digits, Mr. Mystery Meat
>>155427332oof they didnt like this
>>155428444Crazy if true because you still need me of all people to spell it out for you
>>155426856That being said france x argentina final
>>155427264Yeah because unlike you, we won stuff in between
>>155426856>>155426938actually i agreebrit victory caused even more seething in /sp/ than ours which is rather impressive, i take my hat off
>>155430683>we
is croatia even in the top 25 of fifa rankings?
>>155430723/sp/ is mostly first worlders who all seethe about England for not being Reddit enoughX is full of third worlders who seethe about Argentina for being heckin racist o algo
>>155430753They're ranked #11
>>155430777sounds accurate, X is a shitshow of the funniest variety now, every single argentinian is doubling down and i do so love itthe fact that we just beat some muslims and now we're gonna slaughter a pack of austrians next is endlessly funny to meunrelated but post national females from your country being sluts on their social media due to your respective's country's victories. I'll start
>>155431047This thread is hilarious, check the quoteshttps://x.com/i/status/2067079880412418105
Erm USA curb stomped the best team in CONMEBOL
>>155426856>England's victory was the most impressive of the tournament so farIt was certainly one of the better and fun games I've seen so far.
>>155431373been following that one, appeared first on my feed>mfw why is being hated so fun, im beginning to understand the bad guys in history
>>155431046I find that highly doubtful
So funny to watch the englels defending their Ngubu team LMAO
>>155433380>tf>tpmust be bait
>>155431373I don't know why these dudes always go viral worldwide for that shit, we have our own version of sharty, they worship Julian Alvarez or "La Bestia" as they nicknamed him.There are like 50 of them but they make the whole world seethe.
>>155433316Croatia came second in the 2018 world cup and third in the 2022 world cup.
>>155433677>we have our own version of shartywhat's it called
>>155433730I don't know because they are always on twitter, search for "la bestia de calchin" on X and you'll get some of their posts
>>155426856We had to wait so long and were the only UEFA team play another UEFA team. Players were just too nervous in 1st half but Tuchel got them to pull their finger out
>>155427041most of our group stage games are awful 0-0 or 1-0 wins or losses and we have to scrape through by beating some team ranked 140th in the world
>>155433677THE BEAST
>>155433723>Croatia came second in the 2018 world cup and third in the 2022 world cup.yeah but their current team is a lot weaker
>>155426856England always bottle it at some point. It will come. It will be defensive errors at key moments or Tuchel will get it wrong tactically.
>>155427433USians don't understand the offside rule. They also think hands counts because their "football" is mostly played with the hands.
>>155426856amplifico
>>155436187>defensive errorsNo need. They just need to draw against any team in the knock out phase. Penalty shootout and that's it.
>>155427332you've done them with this one
CROATIA> RANK #11SENEGAL> RANK #16ALGERIA> RANK #31CAPE VERDE > RANK #64CURACAO> RANK #83
>>155426856Why is the great britain flag up? And why is there even the great britain flag there?
>>155437275Thread is about to get VERY quiet
>>155437546cuz "argentina and england flag" gave no google result
>>155437275what about the mexicans we raped
>>155437275Oh, look, it's the Fanta Ranking.Is there anyone who takes this shit seriously anymore? Especially at rank 20 and below?
>>155427041This
>>155437693PARAGUAY> RANK #42
>>155437655Could have used fucking GIMP, anon. Not that hard to cut a layer along a diagonal.Or, hell, give a fucking AI the prompt "argentina and england flag" and see what bullshit it comes up with. Has the added bonus of drying up some minor river or lake to fill the request.
>>155437275uh oh... jfs wont like this one...
>>155437717holy cope
>>155437811>doing that when using the wrong flag generates more repliesrookie mistake
YES, let the Anglo high horse sitting start!They do the same at every WC. Fucking mental they never learn!
>>155437717HANS ABSOLUTELY BOILING BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIS WIN OVER PART TIME LORRY DRIVERS
>>155437950pissi cuckitini
>>155437950Start collecting screenshot and then blow your load on their faces when they inevitably choke
>>155437950they are thirsty for relevance and this, pathetic and tiresome way, is all they have. up to QF at best then bye bye c ya in 4 years
Loving the foreign peasant seethe.
>>155437954No one here cares about it either, other than for the 7-1 memes, of course.But taking that softdrink ranking seriously is fucking retarded. Imagine needing to have a German tell you how worthless it is, when Germany led that ranking multiple times over long stretches while your team never even reached rank 1 once. If anyone between us should have reason to pretend against better knowledge that it's legit, that'd be me, not you.
>>155426960those goals were elite
>>155438137Nobody cares about german cope. We all know germany will be eliminated in the round of 16.
>This threadMalvinas status?
>>155431373lmao
usa looked very good too however
>>155438277You don't even know whom Germany will play in that round yet. Might be some complete shitter. Making predictions about that at this point is just as retarded as religiously believing in some ridiculous Sprite ranking.
>>155431373Fixed
>>155438390Dont care. If foreigners can seethe about England and say they'll get knocked out then I can do the same to them.
>>155438473>and say they'll get knocked outNo one said they'll get knocked out. Well, chances are they will at some point, because only one single team won't. But, again, making predictions about that right now is basically blind guessing.
>>155438455kek
>>155438455You made him japanese?
>>155437275impresive very nice, now show the ranking of your country and mine please.
>>155431373The Alvarez memes are gold
>>155436786It doesn't look like offside, the defender's right foot enables the striker
Kek these eurocucks never learn.
>>155439375Yeah, unless you actually think the striker's left hand counts as offside. And there are people who believe that.
>>155437950Yeah we should rig the tournament like Povertyna so our shitposting has no future consequence
>>155427332Frenchsisters… our response?
>>155426856France's wasn't that impressive. They only difference between Senegal and Cape Verde is that Senegal thought they could score and went for it
>>155438455WTF are we corpse colour?
>>155427332OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Where does USA vs Paraguay rank? 6th most impressive win? 7th?
>>155433730rozed.fun
>>155427332kind of bodied him there
>>155430723Argentina is just excited that they finally have a worthy opponent and its England no less.
England - Argentina finals winner gets Falklands
