Who we got spee?
>>155433504I'm Australian but I think USA wins easily
Well we're sweeping the group, so...
I don't care who wins as long as it's funny
>>155433504I'm expected Australia to banter the yanks off the pitch
>>155433504We will win until Pulisic is taken off then we will concede at least 2 goals.
If America wins it's because we're the best and if America loses it's because we don't even care about this sportSimple as
AusGODS
>>155433640This
>>155433603its on at 5am here so aussie banter in the thread will be at its lowest levelsbut I still think we mop the floor with them
>>155433504U.S., Australia is a traitor to soccer
>>155433602always crazy to me that this is a legitimate screenshot of the footage, its not edited in any way
>>155433504I wonder how invested a lot of people in the US would get into soccer if the US won the whole thing.
>>155433729it would kill the sport globally
>>155433764What would the new global sport be? Cricket?
All Australia does is park the bus with a wall of 6'5 Aryan giants and occasionally hoof it to Gout Gout. Shit isn't even fair.
>>155433783Darts
>>155433729We don't have much of a chance to win it all, but it would be fun to make it to the quarterfinals. I think that has been our ceiling other than the first ever world cup where we finished 3rd.
They don't respect it as a serious sport either and call it soccer too so I don't care who wins as long as everyone has fun.
ausfailia made the tournament :O
Let's cancel the soccer and play rugby with pads on
>>155433764Good
>>155433823Cape Verde tied Spain, I'm here for the underdog story!
>>155433640>implying this isnt us as wellThis but with better banter desu>FIGHT AND WINNN>WE LIKE WE LIKE IT WE LOVE ITTTTTVS>AUSSIE BOYS ARE ON A BENDER>DONALD TRUMP IS A SEX OFFENDER
england, because theyre the gradaddies of our countries
How come Australia didn’t have to fight a war against England to gain their independence?
>>155433877And Saudi Arabia beat Argentina in the last WC. Sure it's cool, but means nothing in the group stage.
>>155433993they have an alternative, they have the Ashes series with us in test cricket, their win in England started it off.
Our best player is injured and may not be in the game, so I'm going to say Australia.
funny thing is we only need to draw to get out of the group since we are going to heem Paraguaybut we're going to win anyway for the laughs
IMAGINE if we cared.
Obviously cheering for aussies, they're sick cuntsDEATH TO AMERICA
>>155434064wouldn't mind teleporting down south iykwim
>>155433640Yep
>>155436829Going to America? Yeah it's pretty great here
it's gon be a brutal 3-3
>>155436857that is NOT what I meant, as were "i" to teleport any further south I would be amongst the penguins.
>>155436857america? I barely know her!
>Pulisic probably out or at best subbing>that aussie defense qualitywe lose 1-2
>>155433504A lot of bants
>its an Aussie stacks the box with 10 players episodeglad I'll miss this 1-1 tie
>>155433993did you even try to ask them before chimping out like a pack of niggers? england is fair with respectable white colonies
america plays far too loose to not fall to >our counter attack2-1 aussie, ez
I’m going to the game and I want to see the US win and Roldan get some minutes.
>>155437082Nice headcanon, faggot
>>155437169
>>155437046If you didn't want to slurp you shouldn't have stepped in the ring
>>155433993because they waited until England was too broke and demilitarised to challenge them>>155437075we did, for the better part of 20 years, they laughed our complaints into the Atlantic. so we responded by throwing their tea (and then them) into the Atlantic.
>>155433603The same aussies who ban you in /AFL/ if you call them street shitters? Brits and Aussies are horrible at banter, like Canada tier horrible
>>155438307Please watch our sport.
>>155438338Already do baby. Good old Collingwood forever
>>155438307that's just one poojeet mod and a homosexual reportsook
>>155438338>>155438369go have your gay bumsex elsewhere this is a hetero football thread
>>155438307why so seethy fuckwit yank dickhead? kek
>>155438411
>>155438307>let me tell you about your culture
>>155438552
I hope I end up sitting next to some Aussies at the game and get to irl shitpost bantz with them.
>>155438369imagine if he played soccer, would literally be the GOAT
>>155438369your boy went to fredmantle now
>>155438770Yeah I'm aware, that's why they're doing so good. Freeeeeeooooooo>>155438752Honestly him and Josh would have been better off playing soccer. They have the stamina and speed
>>155438307turdies saying Americans have thin skin are projecting hardcore. the instant a US flag says anything negative about an ESL country you can guarantee there will be a dozen seething anons scattershooting random nonsequitur insults to try and score a dunk in response. the fascinating part of it is it won't even be from the same countrymen. you insult a German and you won't just get Germans responding, it'll be Italians and Englishmen and Dutchmen and Brazilians and every other country. imagine, merely being in the proximity of American bantz shittershatters the entire world
>>155433900>half the team would rather be playing cricketWell done getting this far m8
>>155438589you dont want that
>>155433504I predict we’ll take it 2-1
>>155438552Everyone else opines about our countryWhy can't we do the same
>>155438865Americans are the best shit talkers in the world, especially the blacks
>>155433729We wouldn’t care. The average American isn’t going to become a huge fan of their local shitty MLS team filled with cans just because we win one in a sport we don’t care about.
>>155433783American football. NFL becomes the WFL. American cultural victory
>>155438944>ayo look at this niggas fit, no bitch getting ahhyeah nah
>>155438589>anon gets his teeth knocked out at the matchKWAB
the land of the free will win mark my words
>>155433504Possibly a draw. Two crap sides. A point each, avoid defeat in their last game, both go through. If one is going to edge it, I'd prefer Australia do so rather than the mutts.
>>155433729American blacks would rather have a concussions than chase a ball with their feet.
>>155438245>we responded by chimping out like savage niggersyeah i rest my case>>155438411hello /nrl/ sperg
>>155439108>land of the free>have to pay for everything
>>155439278what do you want
>>155439595Very cringe behaviour as a guest in another country.
>>155439595ew
>>155433602I like you're style hope there's like 3 own goals
>>155439298you're so broken you don't even understand what land of the free even means
>>155439595>if you can't beat em join em
>>155439595Holy cringe
>>155439595There's no way that fattie has gone to a single game in her life
>>155433504please no flopping from either side
>>155440679australians dont dive
who the fuck caresliterally not ONE GOOD MATCH for the next weekI'll be taking a hydration break until the group stage is over
>>155433504We'll purposely tie to increase the odds of a team who calls it soccer winning the WC
>>155433504americans
>>155443119whether you like it or not, this WILL be the match of the tournament
>>155433504>thinking they'll be playing for anything other than a draw
>>155433602This
>>155433504Will Trump be there? Surely this is more important than some basketball game or wrestling match
>>155439595>obese white women still upset the browns are being sent packingMany such cases
>>155443229>Surely this is more important than some basketball game or wrestling matchIn the US? No, it's not. Unironically even.
were gonna turn their world rightside up, downvote me all you want
>>155433694Wtf is this shit?Aussies. Explain yourselves right now.
>>155443320Football is used to refer to 4 different sports in Aussie
>>155443379In this one is soccer. Why did you betray soccer? Not even Canada calls it football and they're the gayest place on earth.
>>155443379truly the land of the sports
>>155443379itll be a cold day in hell before I refer to it as anything but wogball
>>155443391Queensland and New South Wales banned football (Aussie rules) from schools because it was rapidly overtaking rugby in popularity. Without real football in their lives, they are more open to calling soccer "football".
>>155443391Greeks
The mutts are playing fluid football idk if the aussiebros can do it
>>155433504The Aussies
Pulisic is still dealing with the knock that they kept him from finishing the last gameWonder if he starts from the bench
How do I get an Aussie gf as a blackanon?
