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My cousin went to watch the world cup and is planning on staying in Texas illegally. He would try to rizz up an amerifu for a greencard but he’s an autist.
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Anonymous
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A thread died for this
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Anonymous
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>>155440330
bangerland?
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Anonymous
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>>155440330
How do we convince the rest of them to do this? I've seen enough. It's like watching newsreels from the alternate reality where Hitler won and did invade America but only to kill all the would-be hippies.
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Anonymous
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 No.155440610
Your cousin likes tortas?
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Anonymous
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 No.155440624
Welcome aboard, pardner!
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Anonymous
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>>155440330
Tell him he's welcome to knock up my foid sister in Alabama
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>>155440330
Fuck off we’re full
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Anonymous
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>>155440915
yeah full of haitians and somalians
we can roll back the clock to 1965
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Anonymous
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>>155440966
his cousin is from pakistan
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Anonymous
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We're full (of Mexicans). Anglos are always welcome to stay.
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Anonymous
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>>155440330
Godspeed, he is welcome here. When he gets tired of Texas, tell him to go to Kansas City
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Anonymous
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>>155440330
BASED cousin
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Anonymous
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>>155440676
How cute is she. My cousin is genuinely good looking he’s just socially retarded
>>155441886
He watched too much hollywood, he loves texas. He’s kinda swarthy maybe he could get work larping as hispanic.
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>>155443209
Huh the cafe wifi gave me the correct flag.
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Anonymous
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>>155441598
*sister's husband
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>>155440330
is his name Majeed?
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Anonymous
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Umm Based department?
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>>155440330
Do Latinas like Indians enough to fake their own citizenship for one though?
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Anonymous
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what do texan girls taste like
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Anonymous
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>>155443624
like a solidly manufactured ford pick-up truck
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That's pretty dICEy
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>>155440330
How does he plan to not stand out as a suspicious foreigner
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Anonymous
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>>155443624
Margheritas and smokeless powder.
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Anonymous
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>>155440330
just use le british accent and say alright darling
it's that easy
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Anonymous
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>>155440581
It's cracking me up how obsessed your populace has been with pissed up English and Scot fans
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Anonymous
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>>155444022
Literally this
>fookin ell m8 I'm gonna nick ya fookin trainers m8
>oh my gawd like are you like related to the royal family???
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Anonymous
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>>155440330
Is he white
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Anonymous
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>Texas
>rizzes up an illegal
>they both get deported to Mexico
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Anonymous
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>>155440610
Tortas are fucking delicious.
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Anonymous
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 No.155444251
I hope he enjoys it feeling like 115 degrees outside today here. Humid and hot as balls
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