Pretty princess edition
who's the skirt
HERB DEAN YOU OLD BASTARD
trevor wittman has an evil aura to him. black magic could be involved.
>>155440960He cute
when you get in a fight at school and only one of your dads shows up to the meeting with the principal
IM SAYIN ONE TIME HERB DIM YOU SHOULDA SAVED THEM MOHEGAN SUNS CHECKS AND GOT YOUR STINKIN NASTY DREADS CUT OFF
>>155441003listen pal and listen good you are only 2 to 3 hours away from a jaw spinning if you ever again compare freakzilla to shartma all they have in common are rumors involving anal play
Will we see a pure boxing Conor (as in almost all his fights) or do you think he will bring something new to the table? Maybe takedowns because that worked against Holloway in their first fight?
https://youtu.be/IBvf7KUEZ78?si=eK6PRV4gwEKhTCKz
Ilia was looking extra handsome pre gaethje
>>155441010let us not be hasty with such heavy accusations
>>155441013lol Ilia JUSTuro
How well would he have done if UFC were around back in the 80's, no drug testing
>>155441033Gooby claimed on the helwani show that he has strikes never before seen in the octagon. But he had to shelve them before fights due to injuries. Expect esoteric heem knowledge to be departed in that octagon
>gets lucky jabbed>sound cuts as he gets clobbered huddling gane's leg>preciso me encontrar plays
>>155441045most likely shoved royce's foot in his own asshole but that would have fucked up the gracie mythos bullshit so they got some guy from macdojo instead
>>155441045rick would have beat up everyone not named jon scott too
10 other wrestlers had to save white trash dallas page from Scott raping and gaping him
>>155441033He's gonna wrestle, he's too old and stiff to be exchanging blows with Maxine. I wanna see him throw a kick with that titanium shin tbqhdesu
>helwani pushing the chama nonsensedamn they couldn't even hire guru lmao
>>155441047he has s-secret strikes??
>>155441047What type of never seen before strikes could those be?
>>155441003Big Poppa Pump's son is in the NFL now. Time flies, bros...
>>155440960Fuck Dana
we must go back
pereira even went on ranting about how Jon Jones was disrespecting him after his loss, pereira said that he didn't know why Jon would put him down after his fight against gane since he has never "said mean things about Jon"Jones never said anything about pereira except look into the camera with his eyebrows raisedkwapatheticdrunkb
>>155441107
>>155441104talmbout brock rechsteiner b?
>it was a lucky j- ACK
>>155441103unfathomable indescribable effulgent athletic prolonged in a multitude of positions
>>155441085ey sataday nite we fine out
>>155441047Probably gonna try some retarded taekwando shit, miss everything, then shoot for a sloppy takedown.
>>155441114Jon Jones is gay
>>155441114Between him and Ilia, he somehow ended up the more raped of the two.
>>155441174that's just ur opinion=wgaf man
Monumental aura loss for pootang
Dare to be Gaped™
>>155441132kek what a fat bootied punished minx
>>155441200No it's actually factual. My opinion is that there's nothing wrong with it. But it is factual.
>>15544120254 of those sig strikes were directly to the brain stem, Perredit is lucky to be alive right now
>>155441202>put on 50lbs of fat>walk menacingly towards gane>do nothing>get hit by a jab>fall down>get punched in the face for the next minute>blame herb dean
>>155441225factually actually these pallit on that otsa kaifferi
>>155441259das herb dean fault
>>155441259his dad already bought the 60kg of rice, he had to eat it
I think we can all agree his win over Topuria puts Justin Gaethje at undisputed champ of 155
>>155441259it really was like that
>>155441047
>>155441310Damn, Gane turned Poatan into an ashtray?
Conor is gonna whoop that tiki tiki
Someone get this fat alcoholic retard a proper PR team
>>155441320talmbout the pedofile
>ayo Pereddit, I heard youz talkin shit bout me, step outside I'll whoop yo monkey brazilian ass
i suspect alex has rape charges coming and that's why he's spazzing on the weaselwani show
>>155441327I dont know about that
>>155441339Gane's the one with the rape charges, but this looks consensual to me b
>>155441315*asstraythey do things differently in Brazil and Gane is not only informed of all local customs across the globe, he respects them
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
*stalks the prey*
>>155441390>How did khaner ever make featherweight
>>155441397joe does not deserve his salary much less a hof place
What went wrong?
>>155441456lol what the hell is going on here
>>155441456What a pathetic sucker punch
keep that belt warm Islam yeah you little scalded kettle face inbred rat
heeminder despaigne was peaching pereira until he seethed and went hard
you all think Gooby even stands a chance? he will show up and worse than Nick Diaz.
La leyenda
>>155441684He has a titanium shin bone and is illuminated by Ibogaine. Years of free PED abuse under his belt, dynamite in his hands. Phones hopping, jump in the whip, no riff on the ting you know?
>>155441684Resting is great actually, he avoided 5 years of extra wear and tear. He will come into that cage rejuvinated and ready.
You know, I thought the biggest aura loss would be topturo. Everyone thought he was an invincible killer, and he was beaten so brutally his team had to throw in the towel because both of his orbitals were broken. However, despite this, he took his loss like a man. Meanwhile, Pereira was completely outclassed by Gane from the first minute of the fight, but has spent every moment after his loss screaming and crying about how unfair it was. I certainly did not predict that fucking Poatan would become the biggest bitch in the entire UFC.>>155441326Perfect example. In addition to his constant wailing about nonexistent illegal strikes, he's desperately trying to cope about being dropped by a single jab. Fucking pathetic.
>>155441723gsp rested for 5 years and came back looking like a bloated tick and got lit up by a 40 year old journeyman
Is it an unpopular opinion to think that pereira didn’t even look bad and that gane was just better? I don’t think pereira will be HW champ but I can see him holding his own against some of the top 15.His excuses are tainting the gane fight more than his actual performance
>>155441759He got outstruck in the head 39 to 3
>>155441759he got dropped by a jab with no weight cut. his chin is dust
IT WAS A LUCKY JAB!!
valter walker would mentally heem hokit
>>155441800Well yeah Gane was clearly better, but I don’t think that Pereira looked bad per se. He wasn’t a fat plodder like Derrick Lewis. If Gane is an S tier heavyweight than Pereira is a B or C tier one. Not great, but not bad either
>per sehehheh pylly
keep an eye out for a kid named ilia
>>155441759>I can see him holding his own against some of the top 15.Obviously he could, HW is the least talented division in the entire sport I'm sure he could beat up a blob or two. Any of the few actually decent HWs destroy him, though. Even Hokit would go through him like a knife through butter.
peppu
Keep an eye out for a kid named Gaethje, Justin Gaethje. He might become something
>>155441851Pereira's just not a heavyweight and Gane isn't that good. Remember he got bitched by Jon who himself isn't that good, cheated to get out of a fight with Tom, and arguably lost to Volkov. Even dropped by Tuivasa!
crazy to think ilja fought 2 rounds with no eyes 1 round with 1 while thomas tom aspinall couldn't even begin a round after 5 minutes restcrazy
People were way more harsh on Tom and he didn't try to sue Gane. He had more reason to be upset. He didn't get dropped. The outcome was still up in the air. Pereira was getting outstruck 3-1. He lost that.
Keep an eye out for a kid named Conor McGregor. He is fighting next month. He has makings of a star
>>155441684im feelin like it's either gooby ped infused ko in the first round or gooby gases out and dies in the ring
when you start getting dropped by jabs it's time to pack it up unless you want to go the way of Gilbert Burns
>>155441939your one provocative conclusion smells like jasmine and khat but your logic is otherwise solid akhi
>>155441202>it was 39 lucky jabs
>>155441939Hey now don't go making excuses for ar Tom. He's still a mongchops
keep an eye out for a kid named Giacomo he's a tough one, I see him doing big things
Keep an eye out for Gane...or not cause he might poke it hahahahahaha
>>155441202
>>155441975that was honestly hard to watch icl both beatings
Keep an eye out for a kid named Islam Makhachev he's fighting the one and only Ian Machado Garry. Might shock the world.
Guys, this is serious. Justin Gaethje needs to be banned, he is too dangerous.
>>155441202oh no not statistics! plinny will sue you
>>155441202We give a fuck
Keep an eye out for a kid named Suga Sean O'Malley. His boxing is sweet as candy.
>>1554412022 out of the 3 head strikes landed were directly at the end of round 1. Pooatan did nothing but eat punches for 6 minutes and shit himself
>>155442004good think he didn't break his ass
>>155442022nice and esoteric good post well done
I ain't gonna sugacoat it but shit gets sweet when Suga Sean O'Malley steps in the cage.
Careful, you might get a sweet tooth after watching Suga Sean O'Malley do his thing in the octagon.
fr though them 'malis be stinking of jasmine i wake up every day thanking gane i live in a town
>>155442023
Test.
>>155442058false advertisement someone get pereira and guru on the phone when will the injustice end fellas
Diabetes warning for anyone watching Suga Sean O'Malley fight. He puts on a show as sweet as candy.
Jones kicking him while he's down lol. That's what you get for trying to cozy up to him. Jones is internally seething that he won't get that money fight with pereira (Jones is not a draw)
And it's sweet dreams after Suga Sean O'Malley is done with you. He puts you in a suga rush
shut up
playing touch butt with that dork in the park
Suga Sean O'Malley takes you to the candy shop and buys you a lollipop
Sweet dreams are made of heems
Suga Sean O'Malley brings candy to the suga show
>>155442074Jones is a draw lol
Qui dit proches te dit deuilsCar les problèmes ne viennent pas seulsQui dit crise te dit mondeDit famine, dit tiers-mondeEt qui dit fatigue dit réveilEncore sourd de la veilleAlors on sort pour oublier tous les problèmesAlors on danse
Sweet sweet suga
II was told I don't have to carry a weapon
>>155442110somalis are not known for their math skills
Oh yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy after watching Suga Sean O'Malley put on a show
>>155442138Big ole' head for show huh
>>155442156they only look big because they're so scrawny if you see an congolesian individual next to a somalese it's like looking at gane vs lolkwabatan
>>155441939
Never though Topiglet would have more heart than Poohand but here we are
Suga Sean O'Malley
>>155442179heavens above
>>155442174Thought on Jondaddy’s coal black Bantu BBC sliding in and out of ya clozagape while ya squeal and squirt brown sauce?
The greatest of them all Suga Sean
>Magomed “Chanco” Zaynukov (John Pork) will be making his debut vs Matt Frevola at UFC 330 in Philadelphia.
>>155441958there's definitely something to the southpaw vs orthodox jab. someone alert max about this please.
>>155442203more like suga can
Gane almost gassed out
>>155442206John Pork? But pork is haram how can he have a name like that?
>>155442206Chills.
>>155442212A can of sweet delicious soda maybe
>>155442217Half their lifestyle is haram
>>155442206>>155442217It's not John Pork, it's Chanco. CHAN-CO. Do not call him John Pork. Don't do that.
>>155442199no one understands your wonkzapig latin
>>155442229OHHHHHH SWEDEN ROCKED HIM
>>155442230But pork? Come on man that is super haram very haram he should change his name or he'll face the wrath of allah
illyeh aptuuuuro..... topturo.....bap bap bap bap!
>>155442230you don't understand akhi the marijuana alcohol premarital sex petty assault and larceny was prescribed not only to them however the pork was not
funny how guru hates jones and gane for being "bad people" but he's completely fine with mcrapist. wonder why that is.
>>155442242Then he should change his name you cant be called john pork if you're muslim can you
>>155442279Conor has never raped anybody
>>155442279he's also cool with gypsies which tells you everything about the man
>>155442199Guys who look like him are just tougher
>guy whose gimmick is being cocky and celebrating his wins before the fights turns out to be hamble guy>guy whose gimmick is being a respectful stoic native wiseman turns out to be a crybabykino subversion
>>155442279Who did he rape nigga? That woman that voluntarily went into a public bathroom with him? What was she expecting to happen there, hold eachother's dicks while pissing? Give me a break, she was married and got porked, had to save face so she sued (civil suit btw)
>>155442324Chama
>>155442324never forget when chama crahsed out after losing to ank and threatened retirement then deleted everything and claimed he was hacked
Garry kos Islam btw
>>155442393Yeah I can see it (I'm blind)
The most power /heem/ has ever seen
>>155442385hole up i legitimately forgot this damn plinio is good
>>155442324
Poatan is unironically a piece of shit
>>155442324Easy to be stoic when you're winning and getting preferential treatment. Now he got completely outclassed and he knows he can never beat Gane, so he's grasping at straws.
>>155442431A piece of poatan?
just took an ilia in the pereira
>>155442330those are two separate cases you're mixing up. retard.
if we compare the accusations leveled against poatan to those against mcgooby we see that the goobster is truly levels above his peers>no forceps>no ms banks>no midget>no bbw in the loo>no yacht jumping escapeespoatan is a lame let it be known on the yard
Israel Adih.. Sanya
>>155442493So what's the real case? The bitch he threw off the boat for being fat? That's based, go home and rub your clitty about it
>>155442493i was thinking 3 maybe actually >>155442515now 4
>>155441470Alpha Ginger thought the round was over and just walked away with 10 seconds left.
some whore regretted having sex with gooby oh no
>>155442515he drugged and raped a woman with one of his buddies
>>155442199BENIN MENTIONED
>Criminal prosecutors initially investigated the incident but declined to bring criminal charges, which prompted Hand to file a civil lawsuit.When the Irish police, some of the most cucked and feminized faggots on planet Earth, declines to pursue the case, you know there's nothing there. Bitch got 250k for one night of sex, pretty expensive hooker b
I hope we get Evil Gane at some point in his career.
>>155442217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ZAV8u02kE
>fully consensual, in the missionary position>athletic, physical and it was prolonged>that I could see, what I could feel, no discussion of a tampon
>>155442560Ye I'm sure he did>woman takes drugs and gets drunk, drops her pants down for big macdaddy>feels the primal shame of being a whore, but does not understand accountability, projects her guilt onto the man>police tell her to fek off, sues him in civil court for "liability" >cashes outMany such cases
only the goobster would take the stand at his own rape trial and boast about how good he is at fuckin'
>>155442584Mauvais Gamin
marcus garvey
michael gambon
>>155442623doctors had to use forceps to remove her tampon
monster jam
yeah pump it up while your feet are stompin
white monster
>>155442674>your haner, I was fucked up on drugs I voluntarily took and decided to have sex while forgetting I had a tampon in there, therefore this is rape
There was no Tampon!
we own sweden now
>>155442711>that I could see, what I could feel, no discussion of a tamponcurious choice of words at a rape trial hmmm
>see>feel>not hear?oh goobs you card what are you like
There was no tampon! There was not one of them I could feel. Your wife is in my DMs! Hey baby, hit me back up. I'll chat to you later on! I'll be at your after-party. The Wynn nightclub. You look in bits, ya little ho! Fook him! Phones hopping, jump in the whip, no roof on da ting you know?
didn't some random guy slap Dustin's wife's ass and he got all pissy about it but she didn't I 100% believe she shot her shot at goobs
DOKTOR STAPPAGE
can only imagine how elated his lawyer was too
HEEMINDERThe only reason Conor "lost" that lawsuit was because Big Ireland wanted him out of his political campaign. He was gaining some good momentum and was strictly against immigration.
>>155442709>admitting you've never had sex with a woman
Slamspaddy finna remind the piggies
Big Gane.
>The incident took place during a street party at his brother's house. While Poirier's wife, Jolie, was leaning over a fence talking to someone, a neighboring man bent over her, placed his hand on her stomach, and whispered something in her ear.Yeaaaah Gooby hit dat 100%
>>155442779>big ireland they're like 5'9 over there
>>155442779Mcgaped is strictly for getting stretched out by Muzdaddy BBCs.
>>155442782>admitting you've never banged a drunk slagGo back to pereddit
>>155442821Muzclitties love big jewish cock
>>155442830you used ai for that god that's sad
>>155442757She got bent over at a Lafeyete cookout and then Dustin got beat up for intervening
>>155442850It clearly cited verifiable empirical sources like "My Vagina", please consult the evidence.
Now I'm thinking about, Dustin's Lafeyete cookout beat down is a certified Earth Rocker moment
Our sexy Jdaddies are sending Somalians to slavland in hopes of raising the average IQ
>>155442865>My Vagina
>>155442865if you think i need to consult anything then i fear i precede my reputation sadly
Jolie's up for grabs
>>155442891Let's go for that!
>>155442896beast of a pawg milf
>>155442896wow who's the skirt
Jolie Phwoarier. The Lafeyete Legend
I dread to think what Dusdaddy does to Topiglet
if i may be so forward i would like sex with ms jolie
>>155441983hahahaha!
>>155442961*waves you over to heem me*
>>155442961Khabib's M-Eat sleeves sadly
>>155442961How come Clitia couldn't stand and bang with Godthje?
>>155442779for sure ireland needed a cokehead rapist who gets punched in the head for a living to "drain the swamp" (pillage public services and give a bunch of corrupt deals to his rich mates)
>>155442896diabolical i see why she was popular at the cookout
>>155442961
>>155443001i would get banned for posting it but there is a video of them floating in waterdivine
chamal hill lol
BENT OVER HER BACK!
>>155442994how can a country run on booze and needles have a functional welfare system
Topiglet and Ms Jolie Porier linked? Sneed it or keep it?
>>155443040Ireland is actually pretty kino for entrepreneurs and such, their standard of living is above Britain nowadays. A lot of Croats have moved there for work. Plenty of money for welfare queens too
>>155443047now jolie you can see from afar is an excellent perhaps life changing experience
why do people who accuse mcgregor keep disappearing
oh she a keeper!
>>155443071>their standard of living is above Britain nowadaysbongs have these things called heatbanks where old poor people go in winter to not perish i have read of similar things in dostojevski
>>155443102They've been gadooshed My Vagina, bapa
>>155443105You haven't lived until you've gotten head at the heatbank
>>155443105public warming bank* pardon my esl
>>155442896Mommy
>>155443141a gormless toothless gramma has to be the best throat in the world if we're being real
>>155443102The kinahan cartel runs deep
>>155443104stop watching porn, freak
>>155443192the fuck is that thing
>>155443192this thing is not human
>>155443192where does the time go
harvey'd probably beat tom
>>155443192>>155443205Father time sure is brutal
There was a viral video of some lads on holiday that brought bogged Katie back to the afters and were doing coke with her, kino
we also say afters but jatkot a significantly superior and more masculine word
>>155443250It's a tough watch, she's rapping at the jatkot about how she loves coke
>>155443260that weemdividual is your prawlblem now thank gane she probably comes here in augustshan't heem
Too busy watching the AH Show
i find it funny bongs have a lee anderson we also have a lismall world
How's he gonna do vs Belal
I've never seen a Finnish fighter in the UFC. This doo talks too much.
>>15544331945-70
>>155443330Abdul Hussein is signed with the UFC, he's gonna put Finland on the map
>>155443330randy couture shit his pants at the site of tony halme pbuh
Girth. Gapings. Ganedaddy,
>>155443348He's not Finnish
>>155443371Why isn't he Finnish, here he is holding the Finnish flag
>>155443385He's an arabic muzzrat
Styles make fights and I'm stylish as fuck!
halmedaddy has them quivering i fear
>>155441040LoL underrated.
Nina Milošević, Serbias first female UFC fighter was born and raised in Sweden and fights out of Australia
>>155443464Whole world is Serbia, I thought you'd have learned this by now
Hahaha this "Finnish" paki is 5 foot 5 hahahaha
beast of a name reminds me of that tragedy
Nintendo Ganeboy Advanced
Volkanovski vs. Ramsay
>>155443476they're on page 7 soon is the time to deploy a new bread
>>155443473>Whole world is SerbiaExplains a lot
Cli- Clitia Agturo Pigturo
I can't wait for Conor vs Holloway that is gonna be straight fire and of course its gonna happen too
white house card was so good it feels like dana needs to make an all women ufc card to balance the vibes or host a ufc event in Dagestan
Ian.Machado.Garry.
Event in dagestan would be kino, no womeme allowed
Holy shit, his nose looks even worse than usual. What the hell happened
Pereira, whatever happened there
>>155443923contender for the biggest wonking of all time?
>>155443923Looks liek part of his nose is seceding
alex pierra
Joshua van
>>155443923Wonked raped disgusting deformed pozzed piggy
>>155443104>>155443047Mrs Poirier has some good hips
>>155442992Dustin Poirier hits really fucking hard. Possibly the hardest hitter in Lightweight history. He wobbled a younger, bigger max and almost finished him when Topuria was in high school
hot take: max never had a mythical chin
>>155443937
>>155444023apturo was still in high school at 22? is doo retarded?
had to have an emergency meng heem after looking at jolie
>>155444158YeahGirogina used to have to drive him to school in the lambo
>>155443223that's not father time b
>>155444280>
Ian Gachado Marry
Justin.Ray.Gaethje.
Garry by murder
He's a marauder
>>155440960Where are the 'next day" pictures?
it was a lucky jab that heemed me meng
>>155442206>>155442242This is peak muslim comedy.
>>155444299moicano lookin white
Ilia broke both his eye orbitals and his nose. Probably the most hyped beat down in recent memory. I think he might retire
Is Ian still a cuck? I prefer a muslim inbred over a cuck ngl
I am Mac Hado, Garry
>>155444465something seriously horrible must have happened to this guy when he was a kid for him to turn out this way. I don't hate him I just feel bad for him.
dustin is a lucky man
>>155444465Is being cucked the best base for mma
To my friend Finland. Stare into the abyss that is the Lafeyete Legend for too long, and it will stare right back
>Ian Garry is 28veganism throws you at the wall smdh
Upside, inside outShe's livin' la vida locaShe'll push and pull you downLivin' la vida locaHer lips are devil-redAnd her skin's the color mochaShe will wear you outLivin' la vida loca (Come on)
Now, on the day I was bornThe nurses all gathered 'roundAnd they gazed in wide wonderAt the joy they had foundThe head nurse spoke upSaid "leave this one alone"She could tell right awayThat I was bad to the bone
Get this party started on a Saturday nightEverybody's waitin' for me to arriveSendin' out the message to all of my friendsWe'll be lookin' flashy in my Mercedes BenzI got lotsa style, check my gold diamond ringsI can go for miles if you know what I mean
haven't watched UFC in like a year what have I missed ? who is good these days
good afternoon heem, ganebless to you all
Tsing! Tsing! Tsingis Gane!Kaikkien naapurikansojen alistajaTsing! Tsing! Tsingis Gane!Hirveän miekkansa hilpeä kalistaja
tsingis gane is pretty good actually icl
>>155444594i do feel more of a void than normal just zooting up something stupid for the dulling
>>155444659Why is the model fuckes up?
>>155441456is Billy Q still fighting?
>>155444740because i put very low effort into them, plus i like how wacky it looks lol
>>155444751Based
We need to settle this once and for all. Did Topuria quit? Was he broken?
How do did you make these models?
WE ARE THE JUSTINSWE ARE THE GAETHJESWE ARE THE ONES WHO BRING IT HOMEFOR THE STARS AND BARSFUCK ALL YOU FOREIGNERSWE'RE MEXICAN AMERICANSIT'S TRUE WE'LL MAKE A BETTER DAYJUST YOU AND ME
>>155444751hate to be that donny do nothing bitch but could you make a poatan? it doesn't have to be his gay little dance obviously
Potato Gane
So, are the rumors true?
Do you think its a viable mma tactic to not shower for weeks and distract the enemy? Im especially asking the ameritards.
>>155444812Yep, Jolie will do tricks on it for a dime, phones hopping, jump in the whip, no roof on da ting, ya know?
Gillian Robertson is kinda hot
>>155444816have you ever visited usa it literally smells like ass everywhere talmbout large sweaty unwashed cheeks chaffing dried additive and microplastic ridden schaub in the air and i have only been where they are skinny and fit
there's this dude I been watching on youtube called the MMA guru. kid's a savage with predictions. check him out.
>>155444855Brotha the only woman with schaubed upped cheeks I've seen was Finnish. Paskat posket thoughbeit
>>155444855Sounds hot, made me hard
>>155444874herb dean if real, chills
new box thread upbeit>>155444864i too have suffered this fate and humbly apologize on the behalf of the nation it is inexplicable
Mexican Americans are named Justin and Tony and SteveAnd have a son-in-law named IgnacioMexican Americans don't like to commit to retiringBut they have to so they do it real slowMexican Americans love America so they go to the White HouseAnd they can't read the Declaration of Independence
>>155444874Who could sue such a precious creature
>>155444874need to see him modded into other videogames like CJ
>>155444895kek
>>155444919Hitman level with Herb Dean would be kino
>>155444789yeah i can do poatan, ill post it later.
>Shoot fighter in the cage>Herb Dean takes a full minute to recognize he's dead and doesn't alert the guards
>>155444931
*jingles keys*
>>155444953i can only pay you in pvz buttholes
Justin Timberlake
>>155444965>Hehe... ah yeah right I'll jab in the first round this time Trev
goobz vs cringe trailer park native....and islam vs even cringe itself is disgusted about this lary..gary whatever.hoping goober can do it and beat the skeleton. dunno whom to root for islam vs lary. nice heem year ngl
zahabi looked like helwani. gj shauwngh
Topereira
>>155444023Dustin is probably the best finisher in Lightweight history, the way you see him switch into killer mode when he has an opponent hurt is always kino to watch. I doubt he's the hardest hitter in Lightweight history though, he doesn't have that many one punch KOs, mostly TKOs. Gaethje fought Dustin twice and still says the Charles is the hardest he's ever been hit. Khabib also noted that Gaethje hit him harder than anyone, including Dustin
>>155444970i will take it
will check uncle chad comments today. missed that. tho...i guess he lies for the money sometimes
>>155445033this was based he was being racist and shit
paddy vs french beast. niiice
>>155444646Nobody
You know what? Fuck it. Ian Garry by decision
hairline's receding and now I feel a bald spot coming in
Vegan and cuckchads rise up this is our chance at a belt
>>155445146why not? a full retard became champ (garth)
>>155445141are you crazy in the head
Islam Makhachev: It was a lucky jab that Ian Garry knocked me out with
>>155445144
big if true
zootchads how piffed are we
>the 10pm walk to the bossman shop for munch after an edible
>>155444962should have gotten the entire toitanium exoskeleton, not just the shimbone
>>155445247imagine shoving this little midge up your ass
I think gooby might have asked for some of the left over titanium to be put into his cock. The weight lifting session proves it
>>155445200I remember the wikipedia edits when Gooby was winning that was funny
>>155445200Erm akshully they fight at ufc 330
i remember my...
Cain Dingle would heem Topuria
It's my whole dick and balls
Islam quits on the stool after the 2nd round, due to eating a bad philly cheesesteak
What does a philly cheesesteak feel like bros?
>>155445396bags of sand
Ian Garry can quite easily beat Islam if he can avoid the takedowns
Why didn’t Pooheada do his research?
dose gane bbc?
>>155445535Imagine if you put Al into a real Robot and used it for fighting. Humans could never defeat It.
>>155445630mfw
good night sweet prince...
>>155445650UFC is already training Gen AI on past footage to make the dream-fights we all want without paying any of those geezers a dime, it's only a matter of time until the cost is just low enough to fire the entire roster.
>>155445677meanwhile...
>>155445677looks like a seal
It’s that easy folks
Can't wait until McBEASTnor decapitates that Hawaiian freak
>>155445931hasn't won a fight in 10 years...
It's actually really simple, if Michelle Obama is not a man then all she has to do is pull her pants down and expose her tight little pussy hole
>>155445946Well wouldn't you think he's long overdue for one then?
>>155442063nice. you should post in one of the world cup threads
>>155445949
how can anyone think canor is losing after we just saw ilja get his face beat in
>>155445964I forgot I've seen Goobs hard boner...
>>155442896Aunt Lori?
>>155440960Chama still retains the bunda championship, tho
it was hardly hardbeit quartermast at best
>>155446047Fighter
>>155445987conor's fight won't be at the white house so there won't be any kabbalistic hebrew magic being cast on max holloway
>>155445996who's the skirt
Heil Helwani
>>155446080you don't wanna know b
>>155446101cute! is she injun or eskimo or somethingbeautiful gazepiercing
^ creepy
I've changed my mind, AGPoatan has surpassed Clitia in aura loss after launching a media circus to get his loss overturned
^^underweight rape victim
>>155446216Fuck you nigger I'd rape you to death, I'm 6'5 275 shredded, you better pray I let you tap out
>>155441202He's always been bad at dealing with jabs. I know he's nearing 40 but maybe working on developing a cross counter or some shit could be good. He's too reliant on countering with hooks off the pull, maybe slip + cross could erase his weakness to the jab without altering his counter-striking style.
schaubusiness
>>155446230there are 2 arrows b is not you calm down
>>155441819He literally ran into the jab, two forces moving at each other very fast and the force of each multiplies. Think a car crash.
seeing Topuria get heemed was possibly the most satisfying thing in UFC history since Matt Hughes choked out Frank Trigg
>>155446253Sowwy
>>155446267i've unironically had thicker healthier loads since the lads won
>>155446242
>>155442279Nobody wants to admit that very few MMA fighters are gonna be good people, this is a sport of seeing pieces of shit killing each other. People that cry cheating or "this guy is such a heckin bad person!" should watch something else.
>>155446294seriously though look at them titties bet she's a real maneater (nelly furtado)
>>155446297Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
>>155442992Ilia is at his best when he's pummeling a sorry devil against the cage, but Gaethje's gameplan was entirely built on avoiding the cage like electric barbed wire. He used>takedowns just to stop his forward movement>jabs to stop his forward movement>headkicks to ruin his hands and keep his head still, making him more susceptible to the jab>lots of circling>lots of clinch+strike+exit to kill the pocket exchangesHe still got backed up against the cage and almost finished a few times. Ilia is way too dangerous in that position but Garth executed the gameplan perfectly.
nobody wants to admit they're pakistani
>>155446337Way she goes, boys
what's next for michael chandler?
Pooatan hitting gane with the two rights to ene the 1st was his death knell. Gane knew he could eat those and went full offense in the second
Can we cut heckin Gaethje, he is too dangerous.
>>155446407Train Hap and Ace to become the next champs (and not rape his wife)
>>155446407
>>155446407I reckon he finally gets the Conor fight if Conor loses to Max
>>155446462Conor should promise him the fight then go on a 2 year bender while Hap's dad waits, then officially retire outta nowhere
>>155446462that would be a disgusting flushing
Clitia Topiglet keeps buying Instagram followers.
>>155446545No, Pakistan's population just keeps growing
>>155446528>that would be a disgusting flushingfor goobs when chandler finally unleashes 5 years of pent up hapsplosion on his chin
>>155446598brie will let him in the night before to drain his powers god she's the best
probably just a bearly interested handy too she isn't letting *that* in her minge
chandler should unironically be cut
2 wins btw
>>155446644somehow he was still ranked going into that fight with ruffy
>>155446407another lil bantu baby
>>155446698dana white privilege is real
>>155441607Robelis lost to fuckin Ryan spann I wo would flatline this can
>I wo wouldStuttering bitch. Respectfully.
Romero would have HEEMED Poatan
>>155443071cool! I love welfare and it helps normal people like me to stay away from slave freaks that work their slave jobs
Chandler still hasnt fucked Brie's pussy, when will she let him??
>>155443205sheeeeeeeit no one misses the BOGs call
>>155446712i can't really see dana spreading mike's cheeks greasing up his tight twitching little asshole and giving him a good seeing to i suspect chandler just fights for 50/50 or something
>>155446738I wo Baranieskwi you fuckin cazzie chink
how would you describe this gentlemans nose in one word?
>>155446576JEEEEEEJ India Topiglet do be a RAPED BROWN FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!
>>155445915wow sounds gay as fuck grapplings for womenstriking battles are for the boys
Shavkat is the Itachi of ufc. We never saw him in his prime + HEALTHY yet he still ALWAYS wins. Shavkat’s aura is unmatched! Shavkat’s return after the long pause will be like edo Itachi’s comeback. Can’t wait!
>>155446800know backwards
The doctors say they fear Poatan's gape is permanent
>>155446958@grok is this true?
>>155446800wonk
Apparently Poatan can't even hold his pooh in anymore
>>155446958the fister became the fistee
Ultimate Fighter new season began. Anyone watched it so far? Any good?
Clover Topuxeira
>>155446745
>>155441202Right dude is clearly on roids. Poatan is not as big even with all extra fat
>>155443205talmbout thats the same nigga?
Ryan Frederick SLAMS Joe Rogan on the White house numbers.Paramount still has not announced the figures
/dutt/ formerly /heem/
>>155446754word is she was going to let him have underwear time if he beat ruffy but alas
the rammon ranch
but seriously why give 40 year old 0-3 Chandler such a nightmare match up?
ripbros could our boy take prime gane
>>155448180>night of heems>can't enjoy it because trump is therele sigh!
>>155447978'd 'o
>call yourself "el matador">bull steals your wifePottery
>>155448386Because you want him to dieThere's no mistaking the motive here. They were already calling Ruffy a title contender after he put Chandler down. Same thing they did to PaddyThe uncs at Lightweight are too good to actually lose so you need to use guys like Chandler and Dariush to bump people up the rankings
The difference.
scromnbambled eggs
>>155448820there it is, they should have done Dariush vs Chandler
>>155448823*I prolapse and quit
>>155448823lmao slamdaddy would strangle that gnat
>>155446375That exactly what Gane did too.
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>>155441013>6 month medical suspensionquick bonesmashing sesh
>>155448823ran from armGOD
