Gentlemen. These draws against shitty, non-ELITE teams are harming our stellar reputation as the undisputed elite of world football. We cannot let blessed Albion carry our collective reputation on her shoulders alone. Results MUST improve, starting tonight.
>>155441559I don’t think Switzerland should be here
>>155441559Denmark has won more European Championships than England, Netherlands, and Switzerland put together with 1/20th of the population (100m vs 5 mil). We are the real elite.
>>155441571>tf>tp
>>155441559>We cannot let blessed Albion...Just as England was Albion, did you know Scotland used to be yclept Albania? Don't know why, but I just felt like bringing that fact up.Jokes aside, I keep anticipating you cunce to do something but you always wet the bed when the knockouts come up. Here's hoping this isn't he year. I used to like watching Shaqiri play.
>>155441656Shaqiri was pretty incredible in international comps, shame he's out. He always scored one golazo per tournament. I'm personally OK with our shit first performance, I feel teams that don't do well from the start improve, whereas others can get cocky if they're not careful.And re: Scotland yeah, Alba is the same etymology as Albania I think, something to do with being white(-haired) I think. Can't be arsed looking it up.
>>155441559we'll be rooting for you, brother
>>155441571I don’t think anyone except teams that do 1-1 snoozers should be there.
>>155442351>And re: Scotland yeah, Alba is the same etymology as Albania I think, something to do with being white(-haired) I think. Can't be arsed looking it up.Funnily enough, for another etymological quirk: Austria is "aust" because they're east (of germany) whereas Australia is "aust" because it's south (of civilisation)
All part of the plan, we can't all top our groups or we won't be able to all be in different quarters of the knockouts
>>155442378this ai slop cannot take away anything from the /elite/ sovlembarrassing post
*ting ting ting*ladies and gentlemen, may i have your attention please:the elite remains unbeaten in this tournament so farthank you for your attention to this matter
>>155441597based
>>155441597you excluded 25% of the /elite/ and your statement is still factually incorrect. embarrassing
>>155442663I've run the numbers and these are the permutations that GUARANTEE fully /elite/ semi finals:>Switzerland (1) / Netherlands (1) / Portugal (2) / England (1)>Switzerland (1) / Netherlands (1) / Portugal (3) / England (2)>Switzerland (2) / Netherlands (2) / Portugal (1) / England (2)>Switzerland (2) / Netherlands (2) / Portugal (2) / England (3)Obviously assuming the 3rd place finishers qualify. There are other possibilities, involving Switzerland and/or Netherlands finishing third but they depend on who else finishes in the best third place positions.
>>155441597We won Euro 1988 retard
>>155441597Seethe on, peasant
CR7 > Messi
>>155441559EternalLosers InTheEuroandWorldCup
>>155443339This autism is what makes /elite/ /elite/
>>155441571>I don't thinkSelf evident.
>>155441559Chaps, you appear to be having a spot of bother in the tournament so far.Naturally, I don't doubt that you will all progress to the next round, but perhaps it is time to, ahem, go all-out?
>>155441559We have 6pts so far, that's more than ANY other country!
>>155452341Why the FUCK is my flag Wlsh, I live in North East England?!
>>155452367You coal miners all look the same to the jannies, Mr Joe Jones
>>155441559I am formally requesting for Switzerlel to score sam facking goals
>>155443339Unlikely now that England have a good chance of finishing 1st
>>155455017>Switzerland (1) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (2) / England (1)>Switzerland (2) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (1) / England (1)>Switzerland (2) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (2) / England (1)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (1) / Portugal (1) / England (1)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (1) / England (1)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (2) / England (1)>Switzerland (1) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (3) / England (2)>Switzerland (2) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (1) / England (2)>Switzerland (2) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (3) / England (2)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (2) / Portugal (1) / England (2)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (1) / England (2)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (3) / England (2)>Switzerland (2) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (2) / England (3)>Switzerland (2) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (3) / England (3)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (1) / Portugal (1) / England (3)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (1) / Portugal (3) / England (3)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (2) / Portugal (2) / England (3)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (2) / England (3)>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (3) / Portugal (3) / England (3)All these could do it also, just depends on exactly which 8 teams finish in the 3rd place positions. For some reason the draw is such that England and Portugal can only go into 1 quarter if they finish 3rd (and qualify), while Switzerland could go into 2, and Netherlands into all 4.
>>155455843>Switzerland (3) / Netherlands (1) / Portugal (1) / England (3)Actually this one is wrong. I will now commit seppuku. Goodbye /elite/.
A pleasant result
>>155441559eternal reminder for your little bitch boi club
>>155457340Dare i say... an /elite/ result?
>>155441571>>155441599 CHECKED
You delivered
>>155457446When's your pal Italy playing again?
Sorry frens, we were still warming up during the first 90 + 80 minutes. Have to conserve our energy for the more /elite/ games yet to come.
nice result bros
>>155458278you made me proud to be an /elite today
