This is what British monks saw in 793 AD
>>155443240
he is a violent runner for sure
>>155443240Ads?
>>155443240cowards attacking unarmed men of peace. and these are your bravest warriors hahahahaha
>>155443240kek
Europeans may not know much about Iraqi football, but the Iraqi team, like Iran, is a defensive team focused on counterattacks, and they occasionally give South Korea and Japan trouble in the Asian Cup and World Cup Asian qualifiers. In Asia, Iraq is not a laughingstock like China.
>>155443540First vikings took over. Then Normans, literally Northmen speaking Norse and direct descendants of us took over, and they still rule you
>>155443540>cowards attacking unarmed men of peaceLmao, that's right. Now pay your the danegæld, weakling
>>155443243
>>155443634and we went to rule half the world.Denmark went on to .... export bacon
>>155443689once you wake us up, you should be really fucking scared
Keane should have aimed for the balls.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMrMeINX9QYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqlyy7XopG8This man would pick him up and stick his Albino Congoid looking head in the pitch with one hand. It's easy to run like this at people in a semen slurper sport where if they touch you they risk a card.
>>155443661top kek
>>155443689>we
>>155443689... After being completely taken over by french Danes
>>155443605They were doing okay in the first half, didn't watch the rest but the final score was a surprise.
>>155443243Almost has the same energy as this. If I had paint skills I'd photoshop a viking helm and axe on Haaland and a monk outfit on his victim.
>>155443753Just like many other MENA football players born in Europe, the Iraqi national team likely has immigrant players born in places like Sweden or the UK. I remember an Iraqi national team center-back playing for a team in K-League Division 1. He was a good player. Perhaps if our scouts were as capable as European scouts, they could have brought promising young players from the Middle East to South Korea or Japan. While most of the best prospects from their regions go to places like Saudi Arabia or Qatar, there are also some players willing to come here simply out of a fondness for South Korea or Japan, even if it means accepting a lower salary.
>>155443906They have four Swedes, two Germans, a Dane, an Englishman and a Norwegian.
Anglo-Celts seething because their women fucked the tall clean Vikings. Look at Icelandic people's genetics for proof.
someone post the VR simulation from the gk pov.That shit was hilarious.
>>155443634>>155443649England burned Copenhagen twice, glass house, stones, etc
>>155443240Why does he sprint with his head below his shoulders?
>>155444041>Celtic-Anglo-Saxon golems under the command of Franco-Germano-Danes burned down CoppenhagenDamn...
>>155443634>literally northmen speaking norseyeah a random warlord and a retinue of 100 men settling in normandy does not make them northmen 300 years later you snow monkey
>we were vikings>we conquered the world
Haaland loves cosplaying as a viking. Probably because he was born in Leeds
What did the British look like before the viking and franc admixture?
>>155443809jeez it's 2026 just use ai
>>155443809best i could do
>>155444391Welsh.
>>155444430Why does Haaland look like that? His father looked normal
>>155444345Yorvikshire
>>155444470HGH&test injections since age 3.
>>155444470Lore-accurate norsemanHaaland, my beloved
>>155444063To kill his prey like all animals do, for leverage then you lunge and kill
>>155444063aerodynamics
>tfw you'll never be a barbarian chad killing christcucks
>>155443240that neck dude, my god.
>>155444909You want some?
>>155443240This is what woolly mammoths saw moments before going extinct.
>>155443634based dane doing god job
>>155449517brutal
>>155443605the mid east teams always get gassed out quickly. they can barely run after the 75th minute
>>155443634Nigger the Royal family at this point is majority British with a heavy German tinge still, although it was still majority German until either Lizzy or her dad George, I forget which.Your royal family is probably less Danish than ours is English now
>>155443737Who invented the airplane?
>>155450916harriet tubman
>>155449517>helplessly looks around after the goal
>>155443243This is terrifying. Pepper spray should be allowed when playing against Norway.There should be a hotline for victims of such predatory behavior... The PHAGS (Post Haaland Amity Group Service)
>>155450916a frog
>>155443240How does the US defend against this?
>>155450916Joao Pedro Du Dragao de Aeroplano
AAAH SAVE ME KING ARTHUR
>>155444218It was like, 3 generations later.
>>155452566Whoever King Arthur was supposed to be he fought the Anglo-Saxons
>>155444396But muh soul...
>>155444470The admixture of his father and mother created an almost pure Cro-Magnon.
>>155452566Tom Aspinall is the Anglo viking defense force phenotype to the Haaland pure Viking phenotype
>>155443240Reminder that Haaland is literally English
>>155444445
>>155452655He just looks like mutated female Greta Thunberg. It's a scandinavian thing. Centuries of inbreeding.
>>155443540>Of peace>UnarmedAsking for it
>>155450916Montgolfier brothers.
>>155443661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVraEch7IhA
>>155443689Kek'd
>>155452655HAHAHAHAHA 10/10
>>155443747Historically illiterate retard who's mad he's not an anglo. The Normans were long gone by the time Britain was a major power.
>>155444470Every now and then the wheel of the genetic lottery falls of the hinges and creates something unexplainable when looking at the gene combination you put into it. Haaland is one in a million where the genes went rogue.
>>155454418We had the based kraut house of Hanover in my favourite era tbqhSaying that Anne is a babe
>>155444445Audible kek well d9ne
>>155443243>>155443661TOP KEK
>>155444445Actual top kek
I was at this gameThe norweigians doing their little rowing thing was cute, all pretending they're vikingsAt least they weren't as lame as the Minnesota Viking fans with the SKOL from a bunch of fat, milquetoast midwesternersThey were friendly, and Iraqis were actually bros, they were up for it and their fans were making noise
sack of lindisfarne best day of my life
>>155443240did realize the muslims got that far north
