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>>155445870Don't you have cocaine to sell?
Why is there a furry nfl team?
>9 years>1 MVP>0 Super Bowl appearances
>>155446280Super Bowl wins and Super Bowl appearances are meaningless. Sam Darnold and Nick Foles, two career backups, have SB wins.
>>155445902Don't you have cocaine to sniff?
>>155446280Hey friendo, he's earned his shot, as long as the refs don't screw him by calling the game fair he's got what it takes to go all the way and lose a 5th superbowl for buffalel
Why is there a furry criminal nfl team?
>get drafted by the patriots>have to kiss kraft's ass and go to trips to the holocaust memorial and israel
The real crime is that Darren Sharper isn't in the Hall of Fame
>>155448898just because you dress up in an animal custom doesn't mean you're a furryt. worked as a character mascot at a them park during summer
Requesting some Bears hype images
>>15545185985 bears highlights
>>155451859Not an image but you can have this gif of a real event that happened
>>155451859who the fuck is this guy
>>155445870The season has not started so what are you gonna talk about?
>>155452382A glowie who works for google and hung out with Epstein
>>155453884good one
soccer board when?
>>155456058I don't see why mandrama needs its own board but divegrass doesn't
>>155458072each sport should get its own board tbqh
will this finally be the year for if man?
>>155459967he's looking elite in camp
>>155451197Yiff in hell furfag
>>155451859
>>155446531That's why he's asking dumbfuck. Thirdies, man.
Now that the Knicks won it all, do you fucks think Dallas has a legit shot at a Super Bowl this year?
So Mike Pennel may have killed his ex-girlfriendhttps://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49111387/espn-investigation-pennel-knew-woman-body-found-dr
>>155461400nah, they still have twenty or so more years to wait
is this the most important camp battle this season?
>>155462415>ClownsLol no
>>155462415>bridging the gapso he's closing in on someone who hasn't played any meaningful football in 5 years? good job
Toasting up a lamb's bread
Remember when people were saying that Tyson Bagent was gonna be the starter over Caleb? They wanted him to fail so badly.
>>155463210Shedeur and mahomes in the afc conferance game is gonna mind break reddit and the kiwi that posts theres
I can see Sheduer having one completely average season and everyone calling him MVP and then people with functioning brains will be called 'haters'.
Niggas still runnin from da belt
>when someone says Josh Allen around gayvens fags
>>155467179>>155467056flag on, Kiwi
>>155467179kek it do be like that
pull the trigger lynch dont be a pussy
>be NFL handegg player>look at your ACL reconstruction scars because your cheap ass owner (LMAO, they are property) refuse to get a grass field>have to watch superior football players playing on grass, inside your home stadium, because Jerry bent the knee to appease to the superior sportSAD!
I just saw someone go to snap city. Didn't think that happened in dive grass.
Soccerfags stumble over themselves to post in /nfl/, while I have never once thought about a soccer thread
>blo dix led the league in pass attempts last season and didn't even crack 4k yardslol
Shedeur is gonna lose the QB battle in Cleveland.Penix won't be healthy enough to start.Brissett will be benched in week 5 for Beck.
>>155464942>I can see Sheduer having one completely average seasonSame, in the XFL
Anyone else worried about the quotes coming out Chargers camp about Herbert's form?
>>155462415SHADOOKIE
>>155462415
>>155468199Kwab
>>155468199Bo was artificially held back by Paytons mandatory 7 screen passes a game that went for 7 yards cumulatively
>>155467179>nigger war dancelel
>>155474451Whys it so zesty lol
say something nice about my darnold
>>155460960lmao. herbo is working to bring home the money, while Bo is cracking mina in his bedroom.
>>155467179Goddamn I fucking hate niggers unless they are catching passes from a white qb.
This is the first time in the Mahomes era I don't feel confident heading into the season.>Tight end room is the worst in the league>Wide receiver room is below average>Their run game is a Kenneth Walker injury away from being the worst in the league>All QBs recovering from ACL and LCL injuries are shit the next season and Mahomes will not be different>Their head coach's playbook is stale and predictable>They have no pass rush>Mansoor Delane will need a season before he's elite>Their kicker might be washedOnly good thing is their oline
>>155445644Imagine being middle aged fat mutts in caps and kit, squabbling with each other over black males throwing a rugby ball about
>josh allen and lamar jackson will be 30 this season>2-3 more years of meme running before father time sits their asses downwill either do anything before they are failures as pocket passers?
>>155477289The only reason their WRs get open is because defensive coordinators are worried about their mobility. Once their athleticism fades they will be washed like Cam Newton and Russel Wilson.
>>155477289Lol no, of course not
>>155475285Darnoldreich
>>155477289Lameme is already done
2x Superbowl Champion and Kansas City Chiefs legend Mike Pennell likely killed a woman he was involved with and lied to the police about knowing, that was found dead on a property he sold in the Dominican Republic.
:>" During that September 2021 visit to Pennel's neighborhood, Guzmán's grandmother and a family attorney told ESPN, a strong odor of decay was obvious, but police told the family the smell probably was from a dead animal, and they did not expand their search to the place from where the smell was emanating -- Pennel's backyard." The body was now found in that backyard.
>>155478090now do a seahawks catgirl
>>155478557
>>155475285Uhh I guess he's a win for fat/out of shape neckbeards everywhere?
>>155468199>YAC-12 QB is dink and dunking it in the NFLWow big shock, not like that elite all-world defense carries them or anything. If Brees had had that defense he'd of bern winning Superbowls on repeat.
>>155475285Got a rang before cuck allen, joeybaumsworld and lameme.
I'm having a lack of NFL games or NFL news induced melty
>>155477289I think Lamar is mentally checked out but Allen might get carried to a SB appearance (loss of course) when he's 37 years old on his 4th team.
>>155477229>Tight end room is the worst in the leagueSeriously doubt that. I'm sure whoever the Browns or titans have hanging around will he worse than fat washed kelce
>>155479406/Nfl/ isn't the same without actual football to watch. Even preseason would be watchable right now but it's another month out.
>Won the award for the nation's best WR, nation's best CB, nation's best overall defensive player, and Heisman all in the same seasonWas he really that good?
Another day of Joey "glass bones & paper skin" Burrow not being hurt is a great day for a Bengals fan.
CPOTY...season...loading...
>>155467056Zesty.
>>155479698Harold Fannin Jr. had a very solid rookie year for the BrownsI only know like 3 players on the Tits and none are TEs so u probably right on that one
>>155481495>Was he really that good?He is the closest thing to a Reggie Bush-tier talent that we have seen in 20 years and can either boom or bust in the same way
>>155481495no he actually sucked
>>155481495while i do think he was the best cornerback in the country by a mile i do not think he was the best receiver in his final season at coloradotet mcmillan was but hunter fooled the browns into wasting draft capital on shedoodoo
>>155474369sean payton throw past the line of scrimmage challenge: impossible
>>155477289statistically, 85% of QBs who have won a superbowl do so within their first 9 seasons. allen and lememe will both be entering their 9th this year, so the odds of them ever doing shit are becoming increasingly unlikely
>>155477229Actually, their tackles are question marks; only the interior elite
>>155467056Why do people wear their pants like that, it seems uncomfortable and doesn't look good.
>>155484510It's how blacks show that they're gay.
>>155484147Still plenty of guys who win it when they're old. Notice how 15% of QBs don't win until they're seasoned Veterans.
>>155484535nta, but it would be less than 15% since Brady skews the old vet numbers.
why is every jayden daniels highlight just memechucking against a terrible defense
>>155484665There's something nostalgic about the old fuck n chuck offense. As a Bengals fan, it takes me back to the 90s with Jeff Blake running it and just throwing it downfield to Pickens.
>>155484610Just off the top of my head, you've got Elway and Stafford who didn't win until they were pretty old
>>155484610>>155484721elway, stafford, steve young, bart starr, unitas and len dawson are the only QBs to have won their first superbowl after 9 seasons of playingof that list, starr, unitas and dawson also dont really count because they played half their careers before the superbowl even existedallenbros...things are looking grim
Need an NFL-related caption for this
>>155485251Burrow will win one after season 9 once he's a free agent and can join a stacked team that just needs a QB. Also a good chance Chase goes with him if he's still as productive.
>>155484510>it seems uncomfortablePeople do uncomfortable things all the time in the service of appearance and fashion.>and doesn't look goodTo you, but you're not the target audience. There's plenty of other fashion that you wouldn't like but people still wear, and the other way around. Welcome to the world.
>>155485460I hope so, hes being totally wasted at the bungles
>>155485470Ohhh I thought they did that because you can't buy a belt with foodstampsThanks for clarifying
>>155485557They'll lose them all together. Chase & Burrow are gone in 2030 and Higgins in 2029, but they can Franchise Tag him to get that extra year. Then they go into rebuild mode again.
>>155485441Bears moving to Indiana or the new look raiders.
>>155445644>even NFL media is asking Why can't NFL compete with soccer?
>>155487234American Football isn't nearly as accessible. To play properly, you need a bunch of equipment. To play soccer, all you need is a ball and plus it doesn't filter for size like other sports do.
>>155487234The biggest thing I consider is that England is relatively close to countries that produce actual athletes so as the sport spread people in those nations were able to play it whereas our closest neighbors are Canada and Mexico so we're sol there as far as natural talent goes.
>>155487317you're also risking your brain getting fried from one good crown of the helmet by some retarded highschooler who got beat by his dad the night before.
>>155487317Lmfao all you need to play it is a ball, which nobody would do since a million superior and more action packed sports existWhich American football not a popular sport in any white rich country while vastly more expensive sports like tennis and golf and F1 are
>>155487443Is that how you became retarded?
>>155487234>impossible to play casually>needs a ton of equipment and a specialized field>many roles have hard filters for size and weight>unironically too big brained for the average euro and third worlder to understand
>>155487513I wish.
>>155487518Flag football might change that. Olympics will be a good test to see if it causes it to grow in other countries. They're still all getting mercy ruled by the USA team.
>>155487234Why would we want to compete with soccer? Who the fuck cares about global popularity other than the jews who own the league?
>>155487805more people playing means better players enter the league more often
Globalization would break the salary cap which would kill the NFL. You always see soccerballers bounce from continent to continent for the highest bidder
>>155488080lol, no. There's literally 1100 leagues and 18k clubs in England outside the major ones alone. Not a single one of them will ever amount to anything and have a real job they need to work.
Kelce is set to marry Tay Tay down the street from me tomorrow. I wonder if Brady or Mahomes will attend. If I get a pic I will post it.
>>155489590>marrying a whore that has been ran through by dozens of musiciansWhy would anyone do that?
>>155489693Bold thing to state as a virgin.
>>155487234Everybody knows why. You can't export the NFL easily.
Imagine if NFL players played soccer.... then they wouldnt be jealous of soccer players.
>>155490198The only thing they miring is the real grass. That cheap Jew Kraft must be pissed. First we lost the war and now everyone is glazing the real grass at Gillette.
>>155489719non-sequitur. Thanks for exposing how retarded you are, but I expect nothing less from a tripfag.
>>155490582As hominem against me for pointing out you have no perspective when it comes to women willing to have sex with you. You’re out of your element and it upsets you. You don’t know ball.
i don't know ball
>>155490321They mad jellyImagine being Tom Brady, the undisputed GOAT of American football and watching some 41 year old Cape Verde goalkeeper who plays 2nd division league in Portugal get more followers than you.
>>155491839That dude is amazing.
>>155491601Another non-sequitur. You clearly have no clue what a non-sequitur is or maybe you know you have no other argument. Yep, you're a sub-60 IQ retard.
Is Australia the Browns of soccer?
>>155492187More ad hominem attacks driven by incel behavior. Bengals fan??
why can't none of them throw a punchgiven their size a single punch could have KO'd someone
>>155492364Yet another non-sequitur and an ad hominem. Congrats, you have proven you have no argument. I accept your concession. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist, all sub-60 IQ retards keep replying. Show me just how low your IQ really is.
>>155492876This dude is madddddddddddd. I'd suggest he kiss his gf to forget about it, like when Joe Burrow chokes out of a season... but you know.
>non-sequitur>ad homonemyo what dat mean
>>155494991He's a Bengals virgin who is mad women won't sleep with him.
>>155494991>non-sequiturNo idea>ad homonemSomething to do with LGBT?
Giants winning it all next season
>>155501038in the tankb owl maybe
Is there a team you sometimes forget even exists? For me it's always the Titans.
>>155445644man that was a very american video
>>155503624Cardinals
>>155492364>incel behaviorthat's funny coming from a literal pedo
>Titans, Jeffery Simmons agree to three-year, $105.8M extension making him highest-paid DT in NFL historyByron Murphy II about to make BANK next year
>>155503624I forget about the Panthers and Jaguars so frequently that I mix them up sometimes
>>155503624The entire NFC South
he has a point...
>>155504035This a bit?
this is niners CB upton stout. say something nice about him
>>155467541On Maxx Crosby? That was an NY Post articleWho’s to say it’s credible?
>>155506871yes he doeshe proves that highly melanated individuals are retarded
>>155506871>ourYou mean your Jewish owners stadium
>>155507008a bit concerning
>>155507008stfu, chomosknee.
>>155507525Should be a solid player for as long as he has healthy ligaments.
Which team takes the most naps?
>>155509839The Jets last year, mostly the defense.
>>155511588Real ones don't nap.
>>155511588I still don't understand how this happens. Seriously not even one ball batted in the air and picked off? Not once in 17 fucking games??
rams dst fantasy?
>>155511744Jets aren't even a real team.>>155511933I believed the Jets were tanking as soon as I heard he specifically asked for Fields. He probably thought they were guranteed the number 1 pick so they could take whoever the highest qb prospect was when the draft came around. Unfortunately the Raiders planned better and took Geno. I now believe the only reason Hebonis back with the Jets is because they're trying to copy the Raiders "success." The Lions with Glenn were running out 12th string cornerbacks that were playing better than some of the Jets starters. Albeit the Jets starters might not even start in the UFL but it's just so improbable. Wasn't that the only time it ever happened in NFL history?
>>155512917>hebonisGeno is, what the fuck
>>155512039nah, no idea how all those new players will gel. They'll probably be available post draft if you want to wait a week and see.
what does he have that I don't?
>>155513253Gotta hype up the Eagles, Rams, Broncos, and Seahawks defenses to make sure I can snag the Texans
>>155513377He was on a sitcom that people loved and was so successful almost every show NBC puts out now is a ripoff of the format. He was probably one of the most easily recognized by white people actors in the late 2000s-early 2010s.
>>155445644Why goyim like this?
>>155513591>>155513377who?
>>155514037Michael Dickson
how will the jewish community of /sp/ ever recover from this?
>>155514804Reffies made him pay that TNF
mina kebab
>>155517030this is a kay general
>>155517261wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-JE3dFU9U&t=1s
really makes you think
>>155517030>>155517520
>>155517684Im thinking about thos Beans
The Eagles are rooting for Brazil
>>155517261she is so perfect and i love her raspy little voice
RoKKi
>>155446465and they were clutch as hell when it mattered. Unlike Josh "shat his pants during the easiest road to the super bowl he'll ever get" Allen.
Bengals are winning the Superb Owl this year
>>155446465Big Dick Nick got a statue.
>>155507525how many DPI penalties does he get this year
>>155504356>I forget about the Panthers and Jaguars so frequently that I mix them up sometimesOnly women and turbo casuals do this
speaking from experience, if your psych 101 teacher spends more than like 3 days on the subject of fear then you need to be prepared to take drastic action in case some spooky shit starts happening because that could go south real quick.scary messages on your machine, hooded figures looking in your windows, maybe a classmate or two dying, etcetera. real subtle, prof, im learning a lot in this practical real life lesson, but nothing scares the remington pump that goes with me everywhere in my off campus hovel, and the only thing that scares me is the possibility that love may not be enoughalso spiders, fuck those little bastardsanyway go berds
>>155446465Foles is the GOAT
Why was Michael Jordan so much bigger than 80s and 90s NFL stars, even though the NFL had much bigger ratings (which have stayed constant till today)? Even today, how many kids know who Joe Montana or Brett Favre even are? How was the NFL so big yet none of its players became household names outside of maybe Bo Jackson for a short period
>>155527616NFL rosters are 53. NBA rosters are 15.
>>155527924QBs run the offense though, and NFL treats them as the face of the team. Or even top RBs back then
>>155526988Based schizo pooh poster
>>155527616aura
>>155527616Basketball is a lot more conducive to one guy being the team (or being perceived to be) so it's a lot easier to slide into hero worship.
>>155527616My question is how in the world did Dallas become "America's team" in the 90's?
It's time to get queer in here
WERLD KUPTAKIN OVAH DIS THREAD1!!!111
>>155526687>Liked by jaxsondartThey got to him. They won.
>>155517261This looks like AI.
>>155513377>Aussie>Dating a black qweenChecks out
>>155511933The fact he was a former pro bowl CB and the team he coached couldn't get a pick makes this even worse, especially with Miami on the schedule twice a year.
>>155507835>Kroenke is of German descent and was raised Lutheran.This site is so shit. I'm sick of you /pol/cel schizo's. Liberals are right, ya'll deserve death. You're the most negative, evil, uncreative people alive.
>>155530277gtfo thenno really G.T.F.O
is Carson Beck+Jeremiah Love the new Philip Rivers+LaDainian Tomlinson?
>>155504035>Posting fake screenshots. The kiwi and his ultimate power of wasting time not looking for a job and instead making up drama for other triptrannies
>>155530443No at best love is a josh jacobs and at worst trent richardson.
>>155530577You realize you can go to the archive and see that exact post right lmfao also i have a job dumbass
>>155530443It's gonna be real funny when the cards are leading their division after everyone said they where shit. >#1 TE threat>MH Jr getting good>Beck not throwing the comical type of picks Murray does.Their defense isn't shit. Your defense would look that way too if you lost 14 of your last 15 games and your qb was jacoby brissett.
>>155530706I can definitely see the offence taking a huge step my hype is real not just meme shitposting. The defence ehh i get it's hard to play when you're constantly put in bad positions by the offence but they haven't got a lot of great play from that 2024 class where they grabbed Darius Robinson, Max Melton, Elijah Jones etc. I think at best they're a middle of the pack unit but they're thin on the front 7 which is not the place you want to lack depth
