Come on inCome on down
>>155446085czech em
>>155446137My Mamelodi Sundowns boys are so cooked
>>155446154i put my money on the czech, but i don't really know what to expect
>>155446201They should win
czechs do love their accents
not a fan of this anthem tbqh
>Female refcringe
>random literal who shitters>sold out stadiumInfantino haters...we lost
>>155446975cant be worse than the other ones
>>155446991>sold outwhy would so many people buy tickets, then not go to the game?
i still hate that they changed the way we have to refer to the czechs as "czechia"
>schick
>>155446085CAM ON CZECHIASCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS>>155447002Female American refs? You just know that the team with more nogs will have the advantage with them.>>155447038The correct name is The Czecherlands.
>>155446085
for me it is the BBC cricket updates during matches.
>>155447038Can't Czech bros confirm "czechia" is keeev level globohomo
>>155447029I understand concacaf/conmebol squad matches selling out cuz of their diaspora here + media darling stars, but just how many bafanas and czech casting bros do we have?
>>155446975worse! she is married!
>>155447062Czech last name?
SA in absolute shambles
Vuvuzela status?
czeched
SOUTH AFRICA IS ASSS0 points team incoming
game's over
>48 team World Cupthis SAFA defending just ain't it.
The white man marches on. Hopefully czechs get some more goals.
>>155447202South Africa is white
>they're passing slavs as whitethe absolute state of racists nowadays
I score goals like this in video games against AI. Throw-in the ball behind the defense and it's all very open there.
Czechia bros ww@
>>155447225Low quality whites there. Elon musk has complained about his dad being a rapist and a pedophile. That's what the whites in south africa are like for the most part.
>>155447233this. racism is gone.
What happens in Czech Republic?
>>155447287he got his true white genes from Canada
>>155447323beer & porn
>>155447323tank beer and Jaromir Jagr
>>155447337Based
>Holes in defensewhat did they mean by this
>>155447273No czechians here in a match therad with czechia? This board so dead already
>>155447379dead internet init
what are the rules of "comfy" threads except no uverused racist posts
>>155447323Can you believe my great grandparents moved from Czech Republic to Mexico for whatever reason had my mom there and then I was born here.I'm a crazy kinda mutt
>>155447379are they even here normally?some countries are basically anomalies on /sp/
>>155447323Professional couch experimenting
>>155447402they appear in hoc threads from time to time and during Skoda Cup.
>>155447402i mean it's a country with 10 mil people
>>155447106That's an Anglo problem just like Türkiyiyiyiyiyeyeye, I don't think any other language has changed its word for those places
>>155447450that doesn't stop sweden and finland
>>155447393don't spam posts. Make effortposts
>back 5 against South Africa>conceded midfield
>girl refI would probably behave better
>>155447323castings for star roles
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>155447062German/Austrian. Hitler's paternal grandmother's surname was shicklegruber
South Africa coach looks like he doesn't quite know where he is
>>155447537>but Petr I am married>behaves well>my husband does not act like this>pulls out card>you have been given a special A card. For Adultery
>woman refi wonder what every single post in the sticky will be
>>155447649El polacANO
>>155447649bro with a sign is not getting any tonight
>>155447679It's always AGP gooners, but sadly this thread isn't too lively eitherIf it was by this thread, I wouldn't even have known that the Check scored
>>155447287>Elon musk has complained about his dad being a rapist and a pedophile.Should look at himself in a mirror.His dad did impregnate his adopted daughter or whatever the fuck though.But Elon isn't White.His haplogroup got leaked and it was Asian O2Makes sense because his face has some chinkoid on him.
>>155447504my point being that it's not a small number, thus the wondering why no czechians here
>>155447576Some people in Rosario are saying his dad died. Others that he "just" had a stroke.Wonder if he will play next game.
for me, it's Katia
oh shit our players are so hydrated now let's go!!!
>>155447379they are in actual thread, not in this one
>>155447393Don't spam porn that is irrelevant to the threadThat reddit behavior is what the sticky is for
>>155447393there are no rules, that makes it comfy
>>155447814go where with the bus parked?
>>155447393You actually care about the match that is going on
>>155447810sex
>>155447890What makes it comfy is the low amount of posters
How do I get a czech gf as a blackanon?
Hoping to czech out some czech qts today.
>>155447939Meant for >>155447880
>>155447810is she not the one reffing right now? she has been a stable for a couple of years now in concacaf
>>155447968Stick to your own race you nigger
>>155447992no, it's Tori Penso
>>155447968czechvr.com
>>155447810I hate her refeering
>almost at the penalty box>pass back to keepercan we finally get a coach that won't applaud this
Balkanoid is seething again. But his girl will get fucked.And his pockets will get stuck.
>>155448021>Tori Pensooh i also saw this woman beforeshe was very good in hereditary
I thought Czechia would advance first or second and mechico third
>>155448060kys blackie
>>155448060I would seethe too if I was a Turkish rape baby
>>155446085>female ref
>>155448015Uh oh the balkan thirdie is malding
>>155448060is girl his possession?
>>155448125context
>>155448108They willIt’s a big championship for a mechico this chico
>>155448142
>>155448114Please introduce me to a female friend of yours, I want to breed a different race
Ironic since some balkanoids unironically like blacks. Especially serbs and croats.
>>155448142camera guy is a neo-nazi, the ref suggested the jews did nothing wrong and he hit her, then did the sieg heil
>>155448108lmao
SA Qualified ahead of Nigeria. How shit are they these days? They were always the best African team at WC, playing decent attacking football. All the other African teams have done alright except these SA shitters
>>155448161heem
game is much better than i feared>>155448161ouch
>>155448161yeah that is on the cameraman, is he retarded?why the fuck would you got so close to the line line that with a fucking machine that can zoom in from hundred meters away
i will breed with my brown gf.
the commentator has said "our southern neighbors" like 20 times at this pointthis isn't a 500 word school essay, just call them by their name
Oh wow just realized they are playing in the HOTlanta falcons stadium.
>>155448161
>>155448209yeah I remember Nigeria being scary as fuck with fast AND strong players all over. Also worst haircuts in the history of the sport
>>155448060>>155448122>>155448136>>155448162>>155448163Retarded samefag with vpnGo to the sticky you redditnigger
>>155448161Ngl that shit must’ve hurt OHH WHO’S THAT BLACK QVEEN
>>155448224they dont like saying cz*ch
>>155448253>Also worst haircuts in the history of the sportWRONG
this is truly one of the matches ever played
Damn South Africa is really bad huh?
>people consensus is I’m a retard>no no, it must be the same guy in a VPN switching on 7 different locations Pills schizoid
Is Czechia the official name now? I was in Prague a few years ago and I'm sure Czech Republic was what it was called then. No bully plz.
>>155448310legit worst african team and maybe all teams in the tournament i've seen so far
>>155448295
>>155448341nobody calls it czechia here
>>155448341Czech Republic is still the official name, but Czechia is like the equivalent of "France", the official name of France is "French Republic". Czech government was just asking for less formal language.
>>155448224Our commentators do similar shitI hate modern commentators so muchSome autistic commentator in Euro 2024 whenever he had the opportunity to mention Serbia NT he would call it ''the genocidal country of Serbia'' Don't know who he was trying to show off to
stop giving (You)'s to the balkanoidhe's a jeet on vpn shitting up every comfy thread
>>155448341just the short form and cuter name, whole repulic shit is long and formal>>155448396WE GOT A LIVE ONE IN THE THREAD, BOYS
>>155448396I mean when speaking in english obviously
>>155448295>reading comprehension 0
>>155448341every language already called them by their short name. Czechy, Чeхия, Tschechien, Tchequie, Chequia etconly English was slow on that front
>>155448339Kill yourself already holy shit
I want South Africa to score a goal to see if they do any funny african dance
>>155448435Czecho, right? In English it is kind of awkward if so.
WTF happened to Nedved? He's looking like that JD Vance fat meme.
>got a chance near the box>fumble it in the worst possible ways possiblethese teams anger me
>>155448339based as fuck Columbia anon. from yesterday.https://voca.ro/19FZyqfOHCZy[Uzbekistan vs Colombia (Coked Up & Horny)]https://voca.ro/19FZyqfOHCZy[LYRICS]>/comfy/>so this is where the gay little nerds have been hiding over the past week?>I didn't know Uzbekistan was black>Was watching Miami Vice for first time, and coke sellers do look similar>Colombia has attractive women and the world's greatest cocaine. porn sites have lots of Colombian videos>very nice.>where i can find amateur latinx porn?>SI LA VIDA FUERA ESTABLE TODO EL TIEMPO, YO NO BEBERÍA NI MALGASTARÍA LA PLATA[If life were stable all the time, I wouldn't drink or squander my money]>Colombia is one of the world's leading emerald exporters, producing between 70 and 90% of the planet's emeralds. A true green gold!>TODAY, MY CIGARETTE TASTED LIKE LUCKY CHARMS>THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS>humbly asking for the sites where you can find amateur latinx porns>SI LA VIDA FUERA ESTABLE TODO EL TIEMPO, YO NO BEBERÍA NI MALGASTARÍA LA PLATA[If life were stable all the time, I wouldn't drink or squander my money]>SI LA VIDA FUERA ESTABLE TODO EL TIEMPO, YO NO BEBERÍA NI MALGASTARÍA LA PLATA[If life were stable all the time, I wouldn't drink or squander my money]>oh no fat latinas, how horrendous>Colombian women sitting on my face>Guys, last year my girlfriend went with her friends to Colombia for a week, should I be worried?>the cartel might kill you after this>SI LA VIDA FUERA ESTABLE TODO EL TIEMPO, YO NO BEBERÍA NI MALGASTARÍA LA PLATA[If life were stable all the time, I wouldn't drink or squander my money]>SI LA VIDA FUERA ESTABLE TODO EL TIEMPO, YO NO BEBERÍA NI MALGASTARÍA LA PLATA[If life were stable all the time, I wouldn't drink or squander my money]
>>155447804..... ehhh i dont know what to think.
>>155448295showing this to my hairdresser on saturday
>>155448406>>155448428I've met people from there and they always say they're from the Czech Republic. Never "I'm from Czechia."
>>155448467they will do either the Serenghetti Slide or the Zulu Zumba. I cannot wait!
>>155448472he's in his 50's. leave him alone
that one guy looks like vini
>>155448507>I want the opposite of this
>>155448341I think it's nu-speak. I first heard it a few months ago during the Winter Olympics.
>>155448499Casey Kasem is going to blow his load counting all of your songs down in the charts
>>155448499 Based diomedes diaz line (both verse and coke unironically)
>>155448396We call it Republika Çeke formally but Çeki(a) usually
>>155448509my theory is that when czechoslovakia split up, the czech government encouraged the use of the formal name with a whole second word in it to stop people using "czechoslovakia" by mistake.
>>155448542Nice to see Arsenal fans getting in to the spirit of things in their own way.
i love tsjekkia!
I miss Czechoslovakia so much bros.
Which position would our lad Henry play? Midfield?
>named checked republic>not king of the world in chessexplain yourself
>>155448418Kill yourselfI actually know who you are nowYou are that autistic troll TWAIN
Czech government wants people to call it Czechia because >reasonsSome institutions have adopted it but because it isn't familiar they always have to qualify it by saying "czechia also known as the czech republic" just leave it alone ffs. Also see Burma
south africa has shown some life in the past 15 mins, i thought they would just crumble and then do nothing for the rest of the game
>>155448418>>155448630you two should kiss and have hot gay sex with each other
>>155448633bollocksliterally every other country has always called them by short namethey just want english speakers to followm at last
>>155448554>>155448555lel here is the soundcloud with all 7 songs so far.https://on.soundcloud.com/G8Bljg46lcRaHsNQ7d
>>155448633i will never use turkiyenor kyivalso pluto is a planet
ceylon
>>155448741zaire
>>155448722And earth is flat
>>155448633We keep calling Czech RepublicAnd we always say Holland. Fuck Netherlands
>>155448761The reddit filter.
>>155448722I also wont use those silly names, unless they start calling Finland as Suomi
>>155448761why fuck netherland? haaland is playing for norway
>>155448821
>>155448809Suomi sounds really nice and comfy for some reason
>half time interviewsliterally fuck offwho actually wants football players to talk? they all give same 5 PR-trained statements and even if they don't, they never want to reveal too much or are just dumb as bricks and not worth listening to
I was busyIs this a /slurper?/
Balkan women love black men desu
>>155448912we apparently plan to defend 1:0 for 85 minutes against a team that cannot score, this is a match of pathetic vs impotent
>>155448653Bit gay lad
>>155448912I came to post this too. Weird.
I refuse to call Holanda “Paises Bajos” in Spanish, but All my life I have called it Netherlands or Pays-bas in french. So idk
tonight mexico v south korea game gonna be awesome
>mofo king
We play tomorrow
>>155446085Twice now Czechia have had 2 wide open guys in the middle with the ball on the side of the box and failed to score. Very grim.
>>155449250i was thinking of going to a watch party at the park but it is 2 fucking PM
>>155449250the "we don't care about this sport" derby with ozthe shitposting ought to be electric
>>155447379I don't show up in these threads until half time when Argentina plays. Too busy watching Messi magic.
>>155449276same desu. Except I'm in Miami and would rather OD on Colombian coke and whores than be outside at 2 PM tomorrow
>>155449276Got something better to do?
>>155448458We called them Republica Checa, not Chequia until now
>>155449354my younger brother won't be available to go with me, we talked about going togetherand it is fucking scorching outside at the time, like 33C with 70+ humiditynext week 9pm should be good though
>>155448633Czechia just makes sense though, every other Eastern Euro country uses ‘ia’ ending, it isn’t phonetically or orthographically difficult like Türkiye. For me it’s still Turkey, Kiev, etc but I use Czechia happily
What the fuck was that?
"Bafana Bafana"? More like, "shit"
I dont follow this semen slurping sport are these 2 still playing? They were my niggas in fifa 2004
>>155449438no they would be well into their 40s by now
Lads this game is ass. Why didn’t Nigeria qualify?
So “Sulc” is just a German named Schultz whose family respelled with Czech orthography to LARP as Czech right? Is this common in Czechia?
>>155449362The polack is retarded, many such cases.Czechs in this thread have confirmed it is Republic not ~ia
>>155449504witch doctor didnt get paid
>>155448458im so old it used to be called Czechoslovakia when i was a kid
>>155449541ynr yugoslavia
>>155449504Ghana hex was effective
why can't Patrik Shit just score some goals
>>155449607Literally look like Georgia Bulldog fans down to the Gameday chain
>>155449527Slovakia is technically the Slovak Republic but you’re still a retard if you call it that>>155449541referring to both Czechia or Slovakia or both as Czechoslovakia is a based boomerism desu
Englandscotlandwalesnorthernirelandia
>>155449616YOU CAN'T CURSE ME NIGGA
SAVE ME ELON KEK
>>155449041MhmmYep/slurper/
Anyone got a link for a livestream ?Last WC we had a nice site where anons could also live chat.
Ooooof that gotta hurt
I have a 20% off coupon on DoorDash so I won't be walking more than 100 steps today or going outside.
>>155449521I know the opposite happened with my mom's family. They came from Slovakia with the last name Oravec which was Germanized to Oravetz when they came to America.
>>155449769what's the point of a livechat when we already have the 4chan
>>155449616If we happen to play against Ghana, I will personally start a campaign on facebook for boomers to start praying against Ghana’s witchcraft
>>155449885zoomer want that twitch experience, which they also can have from sticky
>>155449769footybite.vc has a good chat
imagine being an american who's never seen soccer before and he decides that this is gonna be his first match that he attends
>>155449819
>>155449952hopefully the ad breaks compensate for the slurping
Booing the (((Hydration Break))) lmao
watching this after that 4-2 last night is punishing
>pepereally.gif>West virginiaaaa>7 nation armyhow many decades before its gone
>>155449952Is your argument that soccer is actually exciting and high-scoring most of the time?
>>155449647Literally thought the same thing, appropriately playing in Atlanta too.>>155449885She is a qt.
What a slurper this is.
this really might be the worst match so far
>>155447973Czech cuties?
Czechs will regret sitting back in this game, even if they win 1-0. It's likely they'll lose vs Mexico and their goal difference will be trash
>>155449041South Africa don't seem to be even trying so I don't quite blame you.
These slavic fucks play dirty
>>155450326really was expecting more from them for this reasonsouth africa has players suspended as well, maybe czechia republic is just bad now
>>155450326reckon how close the top 8 3rd place teams will get, like how deep the tie breakers will go
South Africa knows they have to win a game right?
>>155450394they were totally dominant for the first 15-20 mins, but they pulled back later. I don't think it's a skill issue
Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
>>155450409is there a coin flip scenario after like 8 other criteria?
How was that not another yellow?
>w*man refereewtf! is this the first time in the WC?
>a single goal gets scored 5 minutes in>both teams spend the rest of the game kicking it back and forth between teammates>nothing happensThis sport fucking sucks. Why do people watch this slop?
>>155450409it's been run through countless simulations. 3 points with -2 goal difference gives you like 75% odds to go through >>155450464no, the ultimate tie breaker is FIFA ranking
>>155450326I think now head-to-head matters more now
>>155450464World ranking is the last criteria
>doggy style tacklenow this is new
>>155450486how many of those simulations have spain tying cape verde kek
>>155450286Luv me cuties, simple as.
>>155450278ghana-panama was worse
OH MY DAY
LMAO we are fucked
no era
>>155450523the relative strength of teams is irrelevant for the math here
How shit are Czech?
ERA>woman head refereelet her do the iran game
ERA ERAERA
>>155450496I believe it's called the Coca Cola Rankings brough to you by FIFA.
>female refs
Oh?!
and this is why you need to at least try and get a second goal.
SA are so shit they'll probably miss it
>>155450619that was a correct call
just block it
ERA PENALERA PENALERA PENAL
the keks lost their composure
You did this to yourself Tsekki
lol okay then
>decide to play WC across large continent with multiple timezones and massive travelling >expand to 48 teams half of which are literal who countries>turn tournament football into a 6 week marathon meaning teams do bare minimum in opening games>quarterise it with gay ad breaks>most euro teams not even recognisable to 20 years ago>mfw
we deserved it
>get ball shot at you from point blank range>hits your hand>penaltyThis is why football died
>doing what Kane needed two tries to dothis guy is way better
love seeing people who play southgateball get punished
>>155450678Yeah, saw it on the replay.
bafana bafana
Okay Czech boys you gotta actually try again
>>155450734that is why you stuff your arms up your ass during defense
>kick ball into players forearm>get a free goal Wtf
>>155450747they play vs south korea better than this, not sure what the fuck is going on
this helps every 3rd placed team in other groups
>>155450808our coach is an absolute retard that's what happened, korean match wasn't slurpy enough for him
>>155450716You can bet they will bring quarterisation to the big leagues now. There hasn't been any resistance to this yankification
Rosicky didn't die for this.
they're showing a lot of cute girls and women this gamehappy to see it, the game's not gone
Yay stupid stuff happening. Dopamine yes
>>155450734his arm should've never been that wide out in the box tbf
>>155450864I guess you could say this match has been...drawn and quartered
WC comfy threads are comfy all around except for that mexicanon obsessed with the jaguar mascot
>>155450880Not enough celebrities on attendance
Czech really sucks
>>155450880The game wasn't providing much so cameras had to look into the audience
>>155450880literally zoomed into a big tits with nips showing congo woman over and over in the portugal vs doctor congo yesterdaythis is tame
Again, what was the point of eastern europe?
It's time for Mexico and Korea to qualify and bring their A+ game tonight.
>>155450741>yeh bro just amputste your armsArms exist there was no intent to handball when a player smashes the balm at you from point blank
penalty aside, czechNIGA has been barely in the game for a while now
happy for him
>>155450965he was jumping up with his arms raised instead of tucked to his bodyit was a pen, let it go
>>155450955Buffer against mongols
>>155450965yea but he should have simply put them behind his back like all competent defenders do when blocking in box nowadays
>>155450955useful for opposing armies to meet up
>>155450965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byCj2kfIpXI
>>155451007gay bug
>red card for being a misogynist chud
Female ref lmao
czech twink making mommy mad
>>155450955mate all your countries have been independent for 200+ years compared to our (de facto) 30. What have you all done with that time?
lets not have female refs ever again
I missed the South African goal, did they do funny dance?
>Chad gets away without getting a yellowblackpilled again
just stop fouling regards
>>155451121it was a pen
>>155451039Flanders and Northern Italy still mogs it in that respect
this game wont end in a draw
>female ref>female commentatorswe just want you to hand out the orange slices and Hi-Cs during breaks
try aiming at the goal next time
have these czech lads just given up
>Draw
>>155451263wasnt the official mascot a male one?
Inviting Europe was a mistake.
Czechia has the cutest name of any country.CUTEUTE
This match sucked.
Blooter attempts 10/10
booooooooooo
>team almost won the match in last seconds of the game>dumb bitch completely unaware and taking selfies
slurped
imma see you at the qatar canada game
3rd placed gods must be loving this
czechia were very bad
Now that was BAD
South Africa was missing two starters...
>>155446085They were both so shit. And that was never a penalty. Worst match i watched so far
If Korea and Mexico tie they’re virtually eliminated, atrocious game from Czechia they shouldn’t have qualified
>>155451405its draining. Its literally everywhere. Any sort of activity has to have someone holding their iphone to take it in, instead of their own eyes. I get wanting to keep the moment forever but damn. The scary part is, what is the advancement where people stop doing that... Black mirror shit. Recording contact lenses.
>czechs drew v SA>Mexico made them look like they'd never played beforeIs mexico good now?
>>155451314No, she has eyelashes
>>155451506No
>>155450857Sometimes your team is so slurpy that you have to slurp to scratch some points and get through. The coach knows the reality.
>>155451499Concerts suck now because of this
>>155451476All of Europe deserves to qualify actually
>>155451506no lmao
>>155451506Azteca stadium is full of occult blood magic
>>155451506Czechia is just really bad. Even worst they're the boring kind of bad instead of the fun one
Omg Czechia are dogshit
>>155451499for me its when something nasty happens and there's several onlookers recording it on their phones, but only one of them seems to bother uploading online
>>155451656And still beat direland
>>155451506Bafanas got tired because of altitude
Damn, Pevel Nedved looks like to be another former player that's been "eating well" since retirement.
>>155450923Nah he's based
I don't wanna be misogynist, but I had Czechia winning an that useless piece of shit of ref gave them a penalty for what? She felt sorry about the poor lil Africans? AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>155451535is there a female eagle and moose for the US and canada?
>>155451717benni mccarthy is on our TV rn, he has eaten well too. looks unrecognisable.
>>155451732If she was there in qatar 4 years ago justice would've prevailed for the netherlands
>>155451715Halgrimson almost had us losing against dominica (the lesser Antilles one not the latino one) in qualifying so I'm not surprised about Ireland choking
>>155451749No, they don't have eyelashesBut some anon uploaded fanart of female clutch a week ago
We honestly deserved to beat those dirty flopping Czechs.
>>155452224Based
Is he happy?
>>155452342Looks like a lesbian
