slamdaddy edish
Excellent thread
>>155449107thanks. Do we agree with the Guru on this masterpiece?
goatje heems pigslam
>>155449149what the fuck does this mean
>>155449149He forgot to rank the pacific islanders otherwise good list
remember when carlos prates was considered 'the worst' fighting nerd when he lost
>>155449174mma race tier list
Zone of death. Car crashes, b.
>>155449174It's a tier list for different races in the UFC
Is Topuria vs Gaethje the Silva vs Weidman of our generation? Both champs got humiliated because they got too cocky
BDS piggies spent year trying to dunk on Slampapi for wanting to fight Chadthje instead of Quitia. How does he always win the story?
>>155449314Silva lost because he was goofing around, Topuria fought with everything he had and still it wasn’t enough. I don’t think that he felt too cocky in the fight itself.
Slampapi raped Topiglet's penis with his penis because it's smaller, but he did still rape Topiggy nonethelessever
Y'all marks eating that work up lmaoo
Yo guys guess what
>>155449499Ehat
>>155449383>with everything he hadHe didn't. He didn't even try defending himself. He took all of Gaethje's punches because he was 100% sure that he would knock him out in the 1st round. Humbled Illia wins the rematch
Good fight to make. This is an intriguing matchup since it's an actual stylistic challenge for Islam and his first fight with a big welterweight. Ian Garry deserves it.
>>155449595Nevermind I don't feel like talking anymore
Garry is a big nigga thoughbeit
Chadry gonna retire Pisslam just like he did Shavkat.
>>155449790The MMA Guru says it too
>>155449712You fukeb FAGOT
pooslam about to get clowned into retirement by ian the garry via unanimous 48-47 decision
All ledgends die this year. Im so sorry
From now on we won't say "he's got that dog in him".Now we'll say "he's got that Justin Gaethje in him".
>>155449599He was gassed as hell by the third, b. Whitman talked about how they trained for that specific scenario.
>>155449992legends never die they become a part of you
>>155449992>ledgends
>>155450043He was just a boy...
*breaking news*Ian Garry loses game of hangman
Lafeyete Leyenda just bent over a fence
>>155450282Talmbout la leyenda?
>>155450282talmbout justin gaethje style? (doggystyle)
Pisslam Poopkachev
Slampig was VERY cute as a boy
GOATslam PfpNo.1achev albeit
>>155450475oh they definitely fucked
Name 5 WMMA fighters
>>155450347Is there a cornier fighter than El Gypsy?
oh fuck shit ughh donda ramsey ughh dana white
Islam Makhachev vs Ian Garry. Let's break it down. Islam is very good but Ian is also pretty good. Well it'll come down to who wants it more.
Islam playing pattycake with a rabid possum
keep an eye out for a kid named white son of a bitch could run a company
>>155450533Clitia “la violada” Topiglet Tomala AGPignall Alex “AGPoatan” PeRoevWade “Shota” Shawna Strickgaped Enid “the future rape victim” Gapedry
>>155450622honestly, nonothing against the dude when he is in the octagon, but he is a complete cringelord outside, coldsteel the hedgehog in the body of a short georgian
>>155450921his tuxed mask zorro larp is the gayest shit I've ever seen, and I've had sex with men
>>155450812>Enid “the future rape victim” Gapedryliterally no clue
>>155451086what was his name?
>>155451176you mean the sailor moon guy or the twinks I've topped?
Talmbout Enid Blyton b?
>>155451102Enid is an Barenaked Ladies song b
>>155451102
enid blyton is the only based bong rivers of blood is my favorite poem
>>155449288Porksploded piglet FREAK!!! YUCK!!
This doo fuckin men
this doo isn't fuckin bussy
oh wait i mean lord bycloz
Better to fuckin tehn guckoff
dis doo a doo
doodoo ass doo
Gay men? In my heem? I'm scared
Gotta Illia in the Poatan
>>155451583Joe lookin SWEET
I'm afraid.
>>155451583I don't know how it could have happened
unless the highest IQ fighter meme is real and Garry actually learned wrestling defence in such a short time, then he's getting diddled. Belol couldn't take him down but that doesn't mean much nowadays.
>>155451681Belal is a boxer now
>>155451666Jones should have fuken hellbowed her
Tiktok
Of all the wrestlers to fall in love with his hands, who could guess it would happen to Belal Muhammad
the shavedkat fight was short notice. prepared garry would've taken it. pisslam is walking into a trap.
>>155451666Jon ZOAT Jones
>>155451666he learned it from Colby. Prease understando.
I'm scared.
lmfao ilia wanted 20 mil for the white house then settled for 2
Ilia took a dive heem fell for the work like marks
Did anyone else not know pereira having a broken hand in the first ank fight was made up? just learning this today
Hoenstly? Illia won
>>155451841Lmao he only got paid 2 million dollars what a broke bitch loser
>>155451301Just jerked off to this
If Islam beats Garry and morales he exceeds silva’s win streak. People are going to be talking about GOAT
>>155451796Shavkat is a much worse wrestler than Islam so Shavkat taking Garry down multiple times is a very bad portent no matter what the context is
>>155451841delusional little gnatel obliterado
>>155451869I see you're trying to call down a hex. Unfortunately, these sorts of things never seem to work on Islam
>>155451887wrong pic. Please don't downvote
The cope from Ilia fanboys is too much. Ive heard Gaethje had something in his gloves, Ilia was sick, and now Gaethje was throwing eyepoke uppercuts. Its obvious they've never seen Garth fight before
Is goober Jeremy Stephen's son ?
Ilia Won. How? I dont know
Islam ran far away, leaving no trace.
>Silva lost because he was goofing aroundSuch a fucking cope. I say this as a Silva fanboy. Weidman was beating Silva and Silva was trying to bait him into a counter. Silva used to taunt his opponents a ton to open them up to counters. It wasnt "goofing around" that was part of his style
>>155451841two million for two eyes...>THE FIGHT'S NOT OVAH
>>155449167Keep it up...
why did pereira suck his finger like a dih like that after he lost
>>155452035Dig suggen libs b
>>155449383Silva lost because Weidman is a better fighter.
>>155451666In Jones’ defence he thought it was a man
Every dog has his day and Justin finally got his but even he know he would absolutely get demolished by Ilia in a non meme venue with a real crowd
>>155451957>>155451855
I miss the Zatdaddy era
>>155451770wasnt it revealed that Morales actually has a loss on his record
>>155452089Don't be sad because it's over, be happy that it happened
>>155452007Heem niggers when they see someone who has good boxing technique
>>155452120Holloway vs Gooby mite b good
29 wins undefeated just goes to show how good khabib is
>>155452260Islam is more impressive than Khebab
How many bogged whores you recon gooby has impregnated?
>>155452085All my fellow philippinos, now this is my side. Listen look and listen, and learn.
>>155452372lore accurate caucasian genetics
>Enid Gapedry
>>155452372Wow this makes me hate them so much moer for some reason
>>155451703how will askren survive the canelo hands? dude is crazy (or just broke) to fight again after a double lung transplant
gaped and raped piglet BITCH
>>155449042Fuck Dana
>>155451583if one gay /heem/er can hold you down...
>>155452646yeah why isnt anyone telling askren he should probably slow his vision quest bullshit down a little bit. the moment he gets wrenched his bodega job lungs are gonna shoot out his ass
>>155449042Not enough people talk about the fact that Mcgregor has a huge dick while Holloway was exposed as having a tiny little micropenis
>>155452829That just means Holloway will harness his penis envy and heem
>>155452829max probably just cut his cock off to make weight, which suggests a level of commitment to the sport that mcgregor no longer has.
>Not enough people talk about the fact that Mcgregor has a huge dick while Holloway was exposed as having a tiny little micropenis
>>155452829This. If Mcgregor is smart he will emasculate Max by bringing this up
>>155452682Turn your monitor on
>>155452829need that one australian poster to analyze this matchup
I would watch zooted gooby making travel vlogs or on a natgeo type show 24/7
>>155453082Like an Evil Stanley Tucci. Good idea b
just took a seat on the till at the dutty ranch
>>155453199This needs to be a whole episode arc.
>>155452829Big Gooby Dick will sissify and pantify poor lil Max
sooo.. Gooby by hawlgmog?
ciryl gane just beat my fucking ass in a parking lot
Daddythje pantied and sissified la leyenda
Last time i was here i got bullied but lets try again
>>155453136Gooby is just too kino, he's like a cartoon character
heeminder large mengs being desirable is a psyop by particular individuals in most of history a modest meng was associated with a refined individual.
>>155451957By winning.
pereira said he was jk about it being a lucky jab and was just upset
>>155453278Even Josh Van would mog Smalloway
>>155453498I just saw a clip of him he was crying about yt pipo or something. Who even is he
>>155453378ayo dis nigga got a little pink piglet clitty
Dana's gonna fuck him up
luke "remember the name" thomas
>>155453593>came to the States as a childCHIs arent human anyway, as with every other equivalent around the world
>>155453593getting word that dana has called him out for a boxing match
>>155453593If we just send him to Mexico wont he just come back? Put him in prison for like 50 years
gonna burn my limited edition ufc pereira shorts due to how raped and gaped he's being on social media. no more chama
What went wrong?
>>155449288it's topover...
How do you think you'd beat Illy-Illyeh Apturo, Topturo?PAPAPAPAPAPGrab him by the the scruff of the chest and slap that little nose off him, yeh?Little ding dong of a thing he is, yeh?I'm fucking Spanish, I'm in Marbella bro, yeh? I'm in Marbella at the Bare Knuckle stall, and let's see what's what. We're bouncing the old cover bare knuckle.You little fool, I'll cave your head in.
>>155453933His fist didn’t touch Gaethje’s jaw at the right angle
>intentionally elbows opponent on the back of the headAs the referee, what would you do?
>>155453933he correctly believed he could heem gaethje but then tried to sub his rotting corpse for unknown reasons and messed it all up
Does Topuria have low fight IQ?
bro got dropped by moicano
>>155454073It’s fine. Here’s the thing, it should only be dejure banned so 90% of the time fighters avoid doing it out of fear of consequences. But when it actually happens just let it happen because it doesn’t happen THAT often. I mean out of the 10+ strikes Gane did on him after he knocked him down only like 2 were actually in the illegal zone
Ugly retarded freak.
Who is the Super Buu of MMA?
>>155454354Turn on your monitor
>>155454392Paulo Costa when he's fighting southpaws
>>155454392
>>155454557It was Slamdaddy the whole time?!
>I'm gonna break you Justin.
what about kid Buu?
Unpopular opinion: paddy has what it takes to get the champion belt
>>155454650Manel Kape
>>155454073I told that mufucka to protect himself at ALL times; if he can’t is because he already lost.
name a real ufc dark horse who few believe in
nope
>>155454671Ilia vs Paddy holyyyyy fuckin kinoooooo
>>155454902Aorquilang
Ching chongs can't fight
>>155454902John "Dark" Houres
Remember everyone was saying that there will never be an American champion again earlier this year now we have 2. Omalley or Sandhagen will become bantamweight champ too
>>155449149Blacks on average aren’t that great but the best black fighters are really, really good. I would put blacks on par with Western Europeans
>>155452007uh oh
man really sad to see Alex turn into an auraless raped bitch crying on instagram
No Chama!
>>155455355Karma
Remember Justin said he didn’t flip off the cage during the paddy fight because he said he was too old for it nowBut he did at the White House? And he looked in the best shape he’s been in years? That nigga Bibi hooked him up with adrenocrome to deage him by 10 years
>>155455369Kaaarmaah!
>>155455375Thats why they are our greatest ally
Hokit will end the Gane meme once and for all
>>155455385lmao what a crazy obsessed bitch.Bet she was amazing in the sack.
>>155455097Bet yuo Id make you beg for mecry with my balzing handspeed
>>155455464Lol Gane and Aspinall would rape Hok. They have way better physiques, way more power, and are way faster. Hok will never be ranked higher than 5
>>155455313I feel like prime Steroid Era Heavyweights are still better. Maybe they don't have the skill of Tom but the power alone makes up for the difference.
>>155455548>They have way better physiquesName a fight when this was a factor. Oh that's right, you can't. You're just a homo who enjoys looking at men's bodies. Go back to /box/.
>>155455702Fat fucks gas out way quicker
>>155455375I imagine the adrenaline surge of just finally winning the undisputed title after a long and difficult career gave him the energy he needed to do it
>>155455702>Name a fight when this was a factorAlex Pereira vs Cyril Gane
>>155455313this is still true
Nah fuck that!
This nigga is a wife guy LMAO
>she took the kids, Jus- ACK
Mick Parkin
>kumshot lost>turdpooria lostGod imagine how funny it would be if this inbred goat fucker loses to ian
>>155455861you don't make food for your wife or girlfriends?
>>155455355Bitch has FAS
Humble Highs
>>155455910I choose to stay single and go to miami for Latina prostitutes
Poopatansissies thought xeir BBL would be able to throw off a mind as powerful as Gane's
>>155455935don't we all
I love for you Daneh plez give contract for you hart
>>155455861>getting aoifednot even once boys
Impression of Ian Garry getting sent to the middle ages and agreeing to "Fight Islam" and getting sent on a crusade then calling them all fascists?
>>155456063I’m going to spend $5 on this next Guru stream
>Oi'll foight Islam, Ill foight Islam right naow send the contract!
YOU SMESH!!! WHAT!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THE REACTION ISLAM GAVE WTF AHAHAHAHAHAHAH "THEY SMESH?" wtf wtf wtf ONLY ISLAM BRUH!
>>155456350And you know, you know when my team went to Dagestan my boys smashed. We smashed, yes we did
I asked Spamdaddy to stop posting and he utterly wonked me.
>>155456483Yeah that guy is like a king around here and nobody can do a damn thing about it, sadly (I am afraid)
>>155456467always hanging around that Kentucky fried nigga
the ape index on this lad
nah fuck that
>>155456063that would be fucking based
>>155456595Let's go foh dat!
>>155454392TRTor
where dat lil nigga be
>>155456672He's taking a break from the sport
IT'S 1214 YOU CAN'T JUST KILL PEOPLE THAT WANT TO KILL YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK youuuuuuuuFUCK YOU!FuCk Yoooufcuk YOU!fUCK Youuuuuuu
>Oi, this lad says he wants to fight Islam>:
>>155456483>I asked Spamdaddy to stop posting and he utterly wonked me.
Ian Garry out there talking about some I deserve to be the FIRST one to fight Islam
>>I asked Spamdaddy to stop posting and he utterly wonked me.
Get that lad out there to fight Islam NOW mates!!
Have you ever been fingered by a heem spammer?
>>155457053Femjanny raped me
stand yer base
just set this up in my living room
>>155457184Quick jab, left uppercut tasty shots eddie
.
Who is the short one now Justin?
ilia took a dive for citizenship
back of the head
Why does Gane wear the mask?
>>155456565
>>155457281>InterimaireHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155454277>only like 2 were actually in the illegal zoneThere are videos about it, check it out for yourself, approximately half of them were illegal.And this isn't the first offense, he's actually known for hitting in the back of the head as he did it in multiple fights.
It's OFFICIAL. Maldaddy's healed and JACKED. He's coming for heavyweight GOLD. And he's HOWNGRY
can you guys stop with the homosexual lingo?
>>155457841he's gonna be slow as fuck! he was already slow at lhw, I don't have a clue who he could beat right now? maybe Vitor Petrino? thatd be a good Apex co-main. Other than that who? Hokit? probably mauls him. Tallison maybe.
>>155457904Hush, pup.
Congratulating Gaethje on his win is the new fighter meta
>>155457904Its just french bud no need to be scared.
>>155457712According to Tomala's own words, that translates to "The Real Active heavyweight champion"
Just how abnormal IS Marwan "Freaky" Rahiki?
Lucky jab? More like lucky kwab
>>155458035Yeah I'm french retard it actually means "still a bridesmaid never the bride". pfft ahahahahah oh wait hon hon hon hon
thawlts?
all this crying over a rule that only exists because it could POTENTIALLY injure an opponent. as if it's an automatic pressure point heem to tap the back of the head. leave gane alone!
>>155449288El memeador
>>155458145Man that's a really thought provoking question, lots to unpack here..
>>15545814550% of voters are 5'5 pakistanis
>>155458145I like Paddy, he's based
How much does the MMA guru like mayonnaise?
>>155458145man who fucking gives a shit yeah 328 people but still
>>155458145Paddy got his confidence back on the reaction vid
>>155458210You know what? I agree.
>>155458234how do you pronounce mayonnaise?
>>155458145hmmm now this, this is a good question
i want to watch petr yan and also conor mcgreggyother than that im dont care
>flushed by a gold digger
NEVER BACK DOWN.
>>155458073>Yea I am fwench weet-ACKK!!!!!!
>>155458286May oh naycs
anyone got the gaethje pic with his eyes swapped with his tattoo?
>>155458374mayo dee noche
>>155458400no image like that has ever existed. you sound crazy.
>>155458350Is that the ching chong dana met in china who said he's a master of slap kung fu? That's fucked up. Dana knew he was gonna get sleemed to death
>>155458443Wow
Dana has monopolized all the best athletes in Power Slap and nobody wants to talk about it
>>155458468https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAQmCNWJHb8
>>155458522Oh damn
>>155458312post the real reaction of her taking 3 soundcloud bbcs for 800$ and some poorly cut coke
I wish I worked at the hospital they have Topturo in an induced coma at I'd tattoo FAG on his forehead then kick his food tray over the little shit
>>155458625Have we ever seen Gane with his wife or gf?
>>155458655Would you really do all of that stuff?
post the guy in a hold being offered a cup of tea and him politely declining
Heeey fellas
>>155458814Apturosisters...
>>155458350I thought east asians were too intelligent to speedrun CTE for a hotdog and a handshake from dana white
>>155458891Dana White is changing these young men's lives
>>155458693no cause Justin did all the work for us
>>155458954Justin Gaethje?
>>155458891its like how we all were tricked into believing indians were hindu masters and snake charmers with special skills like hadji quest, we are now discovering that asians are fucking worthless retards too I do believe
>>155458943he's just done so much for so many
>>155458400All you have to do is search 'justin gaethje eyes swapped tattoo", unc.
>>155458999They just ain't built for this shit
>>155459040well Indians are built for shit, but I get your point
Please post the kai kara thing
>>155459221Huh?
6 month suspension (damage)
>>155459036what are the eyes? is that the inner dawlg looking out at us from within justin?
>>155459221
hello heem im not really sure what to post about at the moment. so im prolly gonna make fun of pooatan again. that guy got heemed by a jab
>>155459221What when he makes that scary face that will leave shitting your pants? No thank you
It's not like Trevor Whitman is some kind of glove design expert who studies glove materiels autistically who could have found a way to manipulate the custom UFC freedom gloves before the match right?
DISASTROUS NEWSWHITE HOUSE CARD ONLY DID 17 MILLION GLOBALLY COMPLETELY SMASHED BY THE MVP CARD
Bro remember that Rhonda vs Carano fight?
>>155459489The UFC projected this card doing super bowl numbers
>>155454671paddy is a bum
Sleep tight little piggy...
>>155459554Apparently it cost the super bowl numbers
>>155459583KWABOTY 2026 WINNER!!
how do niggas hate on ilia. hes not like some sort of glass cannon like amir khan. dude actually is down to throw down, throws heavy shots, and can absorb a ton of damage. hes essentially gaethje but skilled.
>>155459583i want this image to be used on every heemed picks for the next 12 months
>>155459689A hunnid percent
>>155459689amir khan was never good thoughever
>>155459583>His smile and optimism Still there :)
>>155459756>>155459689amir khan was good and was a very entertaining fighter
>thoughever That's not a real word btw
>>155459689It's just funny b don't overthink itI think he's an entertaining fighter but his whole Conor-lite persona minus the charisma is a little cringe and all that aura farming shit is indian-coded in it's appeal so it's funny to dog on him a little
>>155458145A lot of it comes down to Paddy being bigger than Garth while Ilia was smaller.
>>155459441what if I want him to shit his pants to prove he belongs in pants shit dung goon dojo
>>155459845You'd be surprised
Trump really is the man.
he does the same fuckin mewments
>>155460085Gooby caught playing touch butt in the parkhttps://youtube.com/shorts/LWkQ3UGF62Q?is=dct6Hjyks5GOp0OV
gooby is mma
>>155460085DDPonald is a dirty diaper piggy sadly
what is heems obsession with pigs?
>>155460085Definitely mogged every other president in panache
>>155460464muslims innit
shades of tony ferguson from topuriawill he be able to take the record?
>>155460582ilia loses to 4 of these fighters
Get outsoide and look at the WTC ye?
>>155460085fat orange faggot
>>155460582>King Greenhis name is fucking Robert
>>155460633can't be a hood fighter named robert
>>155460604ilia beat the best fighter in that image in less than one roundbut alas, that was the old ilia
Bobby Green got adopted by a white guy as a grown man
SOON
>>155460679>the decrepit ghost of charles do bronx olivieraye ilias a real heemer alright
>>155460717>garry>kopick oneit will be a brutal split decision
"Joe Rogan has become some sort of Chatri Sityadong figure." - Luke Thomas
>>155460717
it should have been ed herman winning that white house main event
>>155460751the decrepit ghost of oliveira who just had the best two performances of his career?
>coped away the brutal loss to max as an exhibition match>title fight or im done fighting after a win off fizzy>wins a Ferrari playing golf>bags the whitehouse title fight>wins???
>>155460772gaethje looks special ed
>>155460830
He also politely declined sex from the entire TUF house (including Ostovich)
Disgusting disfigured dilating pig freak.
>>155460976Monitor
>>155458073very colby-esque
>>155457281you just know doo is standing there jerking it
ilia lost to gaethje on purpose. he acquired a humiliation fetish when his miami wife cheated on him.
>>155461506based, we are entering elian's bbcscatcucksissy era
>>155460717>entering the thread when my boys:IliaPereiraKhamzatJiriMerabSteveIslamIt’s not been a good list 12 months for me. It’s only going to get worse for me isn’t it…
mfw my boy loses his first fight
>>155461634you dont deserve to boy the boys if you can stick through thin and thick
>>155459583Pig in a blanket.
conor mcgregor is the only charismatic mma fighter
jiri had an adrenaline dump the rematch ends differently
it's not a loss if you tried your best!
>>155462289This does nothing for me b
>>155461944>Redditgregor
>>155461944
>>155462385>heavyweight with 7 knockouts over 17 fightspathetic
Did Topuria really fight differently than he did before? I watched 1 of his previous fights and didn't see any difference in head movement. Maybe kept his distance a little better.Smells like cope
>>155459583KWAB!
Topiglet has no head movement, xhe gets wonked every fight. The only difference is xhe tasted the power of a real lightweight (shartles doesn't count) and crumbled.
>>155462554Knockouts are the coward’s way out; try to dominate another man for 15 minutes straight. That’s real combat.
The White House card really revived /heem/. Thanks, Daner. We were in deep wadders there for a bit
of course it's 10% gaethje and wittman getting credit for rising to the occasion and 90% ilia was never good slop
>>155462935when has gaethje not been an absolute dawg
Now that Juncstin beat Ilia, can we agree that Uncman has a great chance to heem DDP also?
jalin turner is a tough matchup for ilia
>>155463142to heem implies he would actually fight when this an unc who fears buckley too much to stand
Who is the Perfect Cell of the UFC?
>>155463450Arguably it was Topuria
Ilia suffered minor damage he will recover from but Justin is a full blown drooling retard haha Ilia wins the story yet again
Pereira is so done. Chins gone. Fat as fuck. Aura disintegrated. He can slim down to like 240 for fights it wont matter. Awesome storyline from the ufc desu always hated that fag
>>155463959>2 cracked orbitals>minor damage
Garry by brutal walk off decision
Jairzinho Rozenstruik would beat Alex Peirera in both kickboxing and MMA.
pereira hasn't had aura since ankalaev beat him (second fight doesn't really count)
>>155464093That's weak shit
Josh hokit's response?
>>155464116garry by convincing his wife's boyfriend to fight for him
How many years has it been since /heem/ hasn't had some post tranny/gay lingo
hey at least on the right wing OUR trannies are HOT!!! like blaire white!!!! id suck her cock any day!!!
Gooning to Luke thomas
edging to lucas tracey
Topiglet is never recovering from this I fear. Her orbitals will forever be brittle once they heal and they will shatter at the fault lines from even the simplest of jabs. This is a career ending injury I lament...
>>155449288not only did justin give ilia the beating on a lifetime, but he also essentially and most importantly killed ilias entire characternow that ilias im super confident gimmick is gone the next time we will see him he basically will be a new, completely different person
volk weakened topuria's nose for gaethjeyou could say that gaethje actually owes his win to volkjust how good is volkanovski...
>>155464763Nahh, that beating gave Ilia humiliation fetish. He'll celebrate even harder the next pre-match, chasing the same high
gooning to gane on the white house lawn
Strickbeast
Canda is RAPING qatar right now BITCH
its over, ufc freedom was a failure
>>155464763Based depersonalization chad. I like him better now that he’s detached himself from the illusion of the Self.
>>155464763Ilia seems to have enough self awareness to be in on the joke of how ridiculous he isIt’s Pereira that got truly mindraped at 250
>>155465345>more than double garth vs paddy late on sunday night>bad
>>155465638Underrated post.
>jon stewart and kimmel doing the "two sweaty half naked men standing and banging" joke again like it's 2010Funny how the left has no problem being homophobic when it suit them
>>155465638Is Gaethje even married?
>>155465332>translated: our ngubu refugees beat some arab royals' ngubu mercernaries None of the gulf countries are real countries
>>155465830No.
>>155465822>The leftGo fuck yourself, maggot.
>>155465783Hate how euro leagues put fake tattoos on the figthers. Looks really trashy and weird. Might as well put porn and weed ads on them
>>155465931yeah imagine a condom sponsor, or perhaps something like dude wipes
>>155465783>guy who sleep winsWhat a bs fight
>>155458660He's got a chubby caramel woife
nick diaz
do we follow them in here or what
>>155466348girthy ass goof
>>155465901>another homophobic incelKYS nigger
Just caught a fish
>>155466311there's a guy who always posts here about how we should follow them or something. i think he works for the ufc.
>>155465830
Just caught a turtle
>>155467045
>>155466348the phone isn't doing this justice folks. its YUGE.
shoving topturtles orbital bone up my ass
I'm catching little critters
>>155466348Disneys sword in the stone looking ass
>>155466348this is what I imagine the finland poster looks like
>>155466348What's the point in posting this if you're a nigger who doesn't give source?
>>155449149how is anshul jubilee not at the bottomat least east asians had weili as champ
Prates would kill Conor. Glad they went with ol pillowhands Holloway
>>155467521I have this theory that Holloway might look like shit at 170 Poatan style
>>155465931muslims use europe as free sex tourism, but a tattoo of poofpalacebet.com gets you rustled? dear oh dear
>>155467383
Ali was seen getting gloves out of suitcase before the fight and was heard saying word like "hardening nano technology"
Ima gona lick u
You now remember Alex Pereira and Ilia Topuria
>>155467546And in this theory of yours, Midgegregor is Gane?
>>155467608member all the tones?
Arman smokes Gaethje.
Ilia stopped lifting and that’s why he lost
>>155466348cosmo wright looking mf
Ilia Topuria honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his wife would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he lost to Garth with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
ok let's hit the brakes here, since when did Arman Sucksmen become the next guy? The little spastic that's even shorter than Ilia and has spent the last 5 years of his life getting globally trolled by dildo danis? The tiktok treasure of tunisia, eating his goat shit breads? THAT GUY? Can't get through a walk in or a tickle match without spazzing out and getting banned? We aren't gonna go with that
Pereira got caught.Ilia got DOMINATED.
*stalks the prey*
>>155467937I don't know what people see in Arman. He's good and maybe the best fighter at 155 right now but he's no phenom. Mediocre striker and struggled grappling with Shartles and Scamrot. I surely hope people aren't thinking he's some beast of a wrestler because of these meme RAF matches.
You now remember UFC light heavyweight champion Jamahal Hill
You now remember gooby's penis
>>155468012He’d smash Garth though. He won’t play around on the feet.
>>155467944The Gane effect
>>155468012I see him as a rich dude who likes to fight. He is not be the best at it though
>>155468035he says hes moving up to HW and wants to fight Hokit lmaooooo
Ok so lets say Topuria heals and comes back better than ever, how do we see Topuria vs Arman playing out?
>>155468012because he's crazy rich he basically ran a publicity campaign to make cazzies like him on social media.
>>155467955he knew all these years in advancechills...
>>155468089that might be another Hokit is supposed to dominate but even if he wins he still looks like sloppy dog shit, sort of like his lewis fight
>>155468169what? he did dominate Lewis with ease
Justin Gaethje. The most violent man in the UFC.
>>155468046Why do you think this? The only times we've seen Gaycheeks ground game was against Khabib (better wrestler than Arman, still took a while to setup the takedown) and Shartles (rocked Gaethje on the feet first). And then when he fought Ilia and had his liver blasted he still defended the triangle. He's shown improvement there, the 2020 version of Gathje does not escape that submission. Unironically I think Gaethje on the feet is more dangerous for Arman than Arman is on the the ground for Gaethje.
>>155467944>ahh i cant drive me fookin car>ahh i couldve frickin died
>>155468232Arman will chain wrestle him until he submits him, it won’t be difficult
>>155468280>Bro Arman's just gonna enter the zone of death bro it's easy
>>155468208fucking hell it looked like kimbo vs dada 5000 but with some polish
Bo Nickal, aka
>>155468338It’s not hard to beat Garth if you don’t just stand there and eat everything he throws like Ilia did
People forget man
>>155468206He looked so disgusting that night>fat ass and face>sickly yellow skin color mogged by Gane's shiny caramel complexion
Who is the biggest piggy in the UFC?
>>155468545No it actually is very hard to beat Garth unless you're Khabib
>>155468801Khabib didn’t do anything Arman couldn’t do.
How come michael chandler's wife doesn't let him bust inside?
>>155467944
Michael Chandler was almost BMF once
>>155468846In no universe does Khabib ever lose a unanimous decision to Scamrot. They are different tiers of grapplers.
>>155469060Arman wasn’t taking fighting seriously back then
>>155468890would have to let him inside in order for him to bust inside
>>155469099He fights once every 16 months. Gaethje has shown more improvement than Fartman.
Michael Chandler’s son “Hap” is the “Blackest Mother Fucker”
>>155469053big motherfucking faggot? still is
Which fighters should I support if I'm trans?
>>155469327Michelle Obama
>>155469327Payton Talbott is your guy
>>155469327islam makhachev has a trans wife
>>155469327Joshua Hokit
Tommy will have is revenge
Tomala? Heard xhe was on assisted living for the blind now
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TeI-sH8LOMs?feature=share
>>155468732Didn't the UFC limit weight classes to 265 because they didn't want a bunch of fat bastards fighting? Forbid this guy from going up three weight classes again unless he can do it without all the weight stored in his diaper
Nah not cilcking that lil bro fuk outta here
i would have no problem with the brazzas if they didn't act like they were humble and moral while fighting for a living and talking shit
and lastly...*grins* Mochelle, Obama, is a MAN! Amirite America?
>>155471183even trump wouldn't say this, hawktuah needs to shape up
Adesanya is fighting Jacoby in September
>>155471338these guys bend over backwards to do the gayest fights
>>155471567>>155471567thread is reaedy
>>155453689illegal punch at 0:04
