>FANTAhttps://play.fifa.com/fantasy/join-league/R1SDPUAG>PREDICTORhttps://play.fifa.com/match-predictor/join-league/3KMVTBDEReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, hang your head in shame and stay chocofritopilled
negru
nihao
>>155454413>>15545452615 mutts killed vs over 6k ragheads. Regime change failed but it was a relatively effective operation of mowing the grass.
>>155454681mutt camel bases status?
Combining the man of a terrone with the mind of a Scottish man is something that they wouldn't even do in the labs out of fear of discovering a new species
>>155454681In my eyes it was a massive success, more money for Iran means less money for poor people in the US. Little Italy or as I like to call it Little Shitaly will be empty in two months
Mo you explain to me why Switzerland (grandissississimo poorfag abomini btw) is independent
>>155454930Mountains
>>155454930Who would want it? Zingari aren’t exactly a desirable natural resource
>>155454957c-crans mountains?
>>155454904Exactly. War means an increase in share price for defence companies which means more money for me and less money for Weston McKennies baby mommas>>155454930The land was promised by G-d to the Albanian people
>>155455040How many little Ciro’s do you have on the way? Surely you’re doing your part in saving the western people’s and fighting back against the brown waves coming from the south and east
>>155454681>it was a relatively effective operationYeah I guess you can always claim effectiveness when the goals were never laid out.
>>155454961Kek only the shitty lancing missing
>>155454681you are a fucking retard
>>155454523Good edition. Seriously now, why do you guys keep falling for our frauds!? AC Milan specially. Those guys should have banned all Portuguese people from their stadium, even as spectators. And yet you keep buying our old frauds.
>>155455149That’s coming in the Ypsilon DLC pack
>>155455095The Lord will provide in time>>155455200Clean your mouth out you zingaro scoundrel or I’ll slap you so hard your whore Romagnola mommy will feel it
>>155455307The Lord isn’t going to guide your tip into some foid vagoon laddie
DNA just appeared
>>155455200Hmm what exactly lead you to come to such conclusion?
Black vagoon was kino
>have Pjanic and Dybala>TSU still takes the free kicksNot many things came this close to turning me into the Indian joker
I forgot to post this during the Senegal game but: Umberso Smaila Sarr
Top kekhttps://x.com/animefla/status/2067278485446381942
>>155454681>relatively effective operationtwinkazzo tier
I will never stop being grateful to Ronaldo for going to Juventus
Unprompted Jj post
Has anyone seen the Greek bvll post recently
>>155456363Was he based or cringe for raping that girl? Low cortisol stuff if you ask me
Well that’s Muhameme’s WC over and done with
-20m to Muharemovic's cartelin.
The sfinter DNA is already starting to creep into him
bastoniesque. price lower for jjuve
>>155456686If Jj were involved FIGC would've kidnapped him like they did with Locatelli
Funny how all the people are saying he’ll go to a big club but nobody wants it to be their big club kek
>>155456494Yes
>>155456790He's a left footed Demiral
gud gole song
What rural Swiss village is Manzambi from
>>155456790He's decent and a good friend of Yildiz but also quite slow and wanted sfinter so honestly wouldn't want it either way
>>155456894Was absolutely howling seeing how he got clowned by the Australians
>>155456995the swissalbo alternative history one
Fresh Carnevali rumour dump
>>155457144Who the fuck is Garba Mella and what role does he playAlso can a stroke hit Vicario before it's too late
>Mika Mármot choses for Feyenoord! The plan of the new technical director Dévy Rigaux convinced the Spaniard. 24 y/o left centre back picks the Champions League club above Olympiacos, SC Braga and several other European clubs. It’s happening.>Mika MármotLole
Manzambi is unironically good, Carnevali it's worth a look
Go on Manzumbo my son
Next jJ director is gonna be named pagliacci
>>155457412Made me inhale one of the pistachios I’m eating, top kek
Business idea: the entire Jj board to be named after Balatro elements
>>155457412swap the red and white, and its still true
what a joke era
>>155457412KEK
>>155457668For me, it's the Marottarot cards
/seriea/ consensus on tarot/astrology girls?
>>155457983Every astrology girl I met was always a Leo for some reason
>>155457983Call me the fool, for I'm falling for art hoe's reading tarot again... until the bpd is too much to ignore
;^)
>>155457412>>155457683Kek
>>155457983I’ve never had the privilege
pisces, cancer and aries girls >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the other bitchesI don't make the rules
Leo blondes, scorpio brunettes, aeries redheads Q.E.D.
>aries
So italy lost to THIS?
>Juventus into MeretAHahah Di Marzio is absolutely washed, this is such a nonsense rumor, I'm not even entertaining the idea of this happening lololo it's just so silly
>>155457286was just gonna post this, imagine the memes >>155457354probably costs like €50m by now
marmotta...the gym...grazie!
I swear if David drops another stinker, this motherfucker decided to get on the Piguain diet as soon as he came to Jj
>if
>Ibrahimovic is currently serving as a senior advisor to RedBird, the investment management firm that owns Milan. The former Juventus, Inter and Milan striker is not employed by the Rossoneri directly.So why are all the zingari seething at zlatan?
>>155459233>The former Juventus, Inter and MilanSo bbilan's greatest legend and current most important director... is actually a whore who played for literally all their rivals?
Merdavid folder? Standing byPaying for my World Cup watching? Belgio taxpayersEstathé? Cold
Mads Mikkelsen-esque ngl
>>155459256Firing Maldini to get Ibra is some shit that not even the biggest bbilan hater would think to do, told the club's biggest legend to fuck off only to hire a zingaro who never won a UCL and played in half of Europe lmfao
Ma Amanda Lear è una femmina o un maschio?
>>155459340Appointing Van Fraudommel really would have been the nail in the :skull: coffin
Akira Curaçawa
Unironically if a girl is from roma or from any part of lower terronia they're automatically disqualified from being attractive to me even if they're objectively good looking
Ladies and gentlemen, it's David hour.
And mo you calmly explain to us how we're supposed to qualify for the World Cup without any dead Raffaella Carras to boost our potere dell'italianità
Bossedaroundnia is hiding
What vidya would Locatelli be playing I wonder, maybe some statsmaxxing ARPG?
>>155459777SOMAscore
Only took David 1:35 to record his first Moment™
>>155459468Even elodie?
>enciting the crowdSon...
>>155459961An actual cesso a pedali, sorry swissGOD if she's one of the females you're obsessed with
>>155459777Dota 2, he'd be a stat-padding but generally useless Templar Assassin
>>155460000>SonWon’t play until a couple of hours from now
He's their #10 lmao
Oozing with DNA, will never slander Larin again
Literally bet my entire patrimonio on david scoring because, as we all know, rubentini don't understand shit about soccer
Negruvid on the absolute cuck stool lel
Tay ACKeith
The fact that David isn't even the best Canadian striker named David
Argentine twitter is a thing of absolute beauty. I hope we give them the Falklands for their efforts.
>>155460993Speaking of USG, is Charles Vanhoutte any gud?
>>155461072Haven't watched them enough to have a solid opinion desu
He's up
C A L C I O
Actually great gole, can you please start doing this at club level too
The new-Albanians drew to these cats btw
I've been told there's a WC national team that managed to draw against this Qatar... this can't be real, right?
>Jesse MarschWe genuinely need to murder all Americans tbf
https://x.com/_su6an/status/2067358665347096716
>get to post positive David contentUnreal times
>>155461542FROM THE DUSTY MESAHER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>>155459233>>155459256kys
>>155461542>positive David contenttfw I don't got any kek
>>155460513....
Fuck cardinalFuck zingaroFuck maldini
He runs like those old strikers who got fat in legends matches
>>155461437>"When I was Bob Bradley’s assistant we had to beg players to sing the national anthem. These guys [the Canadian players] sing the national anthem, belt it out to the top of their lungs, because they want to show the country how proud they are to be here, to be Canadians and to represent what Canada is.">also belts out the Canadian anthem himselfThe way he makes Americans seethe is kind of based though
>>155461787Yoi mean like pissi cuckitini did vs algeria where infantino paid algeria to roll over for him?
>>155461868Zidane's son had the funniest performance ever
I thought the commentator was bestemming but he was just saying "Buchanan" lol
sell to manure for 150 million memecoins
>>155461909The fake ass reaction on the second goal was the toppest of keksBut cuckdini cronydini says pissi isthe best, he is a FIFA lackey and does it for freeAnything to be likedThis soulless coward should get into politics
/cursed/ idea: Chase Infantino
It's our day.
160 million memecoins
Stefano Khukhi
He's getting a hattie tonight isn't he...
Wtf David is good now (even McKennie would score a hattie against a defence like this but I wanna see it positively)
>>155461437He’s the most American coach ever lmao it’s great, he’s the one who basically launched Kone’s career too, got a move to Marseille after that Copa America
>>155462272I feel nauseous
>>155462722I'm supposed to go to sleep after looking at this and watching David?
>>155462772Nope, you're supposed to stay up to watch South Korea v Mexico of course
>>155462772I mean, you’ve been watching one stinky Serie A striker. Maybe later Santi Gimenez will get subbed in for Mexico
>>155462824But I have a call with VleesBentHetWaard scheduled for tomorrow in the early morning...
Scuse me big man huv ye goat a fucken loicense fur that flag? Keep voting SNP btw they stand up for Scots!https://news.stv.tv/east-central/midlothian-council-staff-warned-not-to-display-scotland-flags-during-world-cup(This is related to the Serie A as Luigi Fergufiglio, McFratm, Guglielmo Gilmour and others play in the league formerly sponsored by Signor TIM)
:skull:
sassuolo fras...
Didn't even see what happened
>can hear the players say “his leg is hanging off”Beyond grim
more like isnappel konè
What happened, I was looking at Alanah Pearce pics
D4vid is one goal from equalizing Messi
Dude possibly just ended a promising young player's career, over nothing too it's a meaningless match by this point, Jesus Christ
Sad d4vd tears :(
Wait until the close-up when he sees for himself what his leg is doing>>155463703Did new ones drop or is it just the ones posted by seething chuds?
>>155463703grimvali will not be wasting money on kone
Why do players not wear actual shin pads anymore ffs
Did the New-Albanians pay these Cucktari’s to injure the Canadians to secure first place?
carnavals nickname when
>Jonathan David is the first Juventus player to score a doppietta in a World Cup match since Zinédine Zidane against Brazil in 1998.
>>155455218At this point I believe that Zingarovich and his gay buddy Kirovski have a Portuguese fetish
Real Partita del Cuore hours
>zidane against brazilto>david against qataris one of the most ded sborrt things ive ever heard
>>155464056oof
“””People””” drew to this Qatar.
Yes because mo zidane isn't a bidonazzo
I want a David triplet for the memes
>>155466037(You)
>>155466037Manifested with success...
170m + whatever memestriker manure has
He fucking did it, please do this at Jj and I might forgive you for how shit you've been
>>155466160wait fuck please no zirksneed
>>155465520There is literally nothing wrong with drawing to a 5-letter team from the Asian Football Confederation that has a’s as its 2nd and 4th letters.
Top scorer Messi and David just like we all said in the Fanta-predictor
>>155466215This pic is so cursed I love it kek
Business idea: Cyle Larian
It’s been a pleasure to shitpost with my fellow D4vdposters, stoked to see his performance against Swissbania next
>>155464803And the first with a hat trick since Paolo Rossi in 1982
imada
Sleep tight fras, tomorrow Hornyvals will drop a mercato bomb
uhh andiamo nihao
Hwangbros, get ready for another masterclass
>barely entered matchday 2 and slagposting in match threads is full of repostsgrim
Does Carnevali have a hot wife? He strikes me as the type to admire the finer things in life
>>155471447You can find out all the details in the next issue of Novella 2000
Di Gregorio became Korean?!?!>>155472480Hopefully also about De Ligt’s new fling
>gooks
>>155471447Comolli had a hot wife and we know how that went so hopefully not
Amplifico mufa
>>155477120>that thing>hotYeah about that
THE MOST HANDSOME PLAYER IN THE WORLD CUP IS… RODRIGO DE PAUL ! The AI DreamGF has compiled the ranking of the most handsome players based on the "golden ratio" that measures facial symmetry, balance, and harmony. The Argentine came out on top of the ranking with a score of 74.18% and is placed just ahead of: Kai Havertz (74.10%) Noni Madueke (73.29%)The highest-placed Frenchman is Rayan Cherki (22nd).
>>155471447Carnival's wife is the GTA VI cover girl
Good morning!>An internal solution is gaining momentum at AC Milan: Jovan Kirovski, the current Sporting Director of Milan Futuro, and Bobby Gardiner, Head of Performance Analysis, could be temporarily promoted to first-team roles until the club appoints a new Head of Football and Sporting Director. Ruben Amorim irked by the failure to secure Krosche's arrival, the executive who had convinced him to accept Milan by proposing an enticing project: 3-4-3 formation, sale of Leao with Pulisic shifted to the left, and two signings—a starting striker (relegating Gimenez to the backup role) and a left-footed right winger. The coach has asked the club to pay out the German executive's release clause: technically, Milan should provide Krosche with 12 million gross as a fringe benefit, allowing the executive to then settle with Frankfurt for the 6 million he's demanding.>Photos are circulating of Gerry Cardinale in Piazza del Popolo in Rome (Telelombardia showed them): according to reliable sources, yesterday he was received in the Vatican by Pope Leo XIV.Chaos and depression in Bosnia. Sarajevo in tears after humiliation against Switzerland.31° today
https://x.com/usambitaly/status/2067615561572343836MrBeast and a sfinterbro linked up
is it possible for Inter to get Nico Paz? they already spent 50m for Palestra, but Nico would be a great investment
>>155480324anything is doable according to Clive Staples Lewis' chronicles
>croratia raped>bosniaks rapedAhhh such nice 24 hours of football
oof kone. serie a player ded>>155480324doubt it. gomo or real i think, inter has stankovic who is way cheaper temu version
>Materazzi: ''Ibrahimovic is the greatest Interist in history with what he is doing at Milan''Kekaroo
>>155479579>pickwab
>>155480807whenever you forget, those people from that very football club are bound to remind you that they pride themselves on boasting the most despicable prostitutes, passing them off as club legends
>>155479475>MaduekeNobody is buying that crap or swarthy Havertz or trailer trash druggie De Paul(there's a reason this fag used to play in Serie Ass)Jewish propagandaThey just picked the non-blond guysMany of the Slavic and Nordic NTs and even Scotland have way better looking players
That's a 40yo cockroach typing that, by the way
>>155479579Must have went to ask the Pope for a blessing or an exorcism because ffs everything he's touching is going to shit
Why has Gerry decided that Ibra is like his first born child that he brings with him to America, gets free reign and refuses to sack?
>>155481258I heard Ibra actually poured money into Red BirdMust have been quite a lot so he can't just kick him away, but I still don't understand WHY he has that much power.Well probably Gerry is just retarded and that's it.
>>155471447
>>155481339
>>155481339>>155481417
>>155481339He reminds me of a certain architect of the human body.
>>155481528You called?
>Meloni begged Trump to take a photo with himHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>155481258>>155481331Apparently he bought 40m worth of sharesWhich explains why he's working overtime appearing on so many adsTrying to recoup the money he wastedGerry is a retard, he knows Zlatan is popular in the US, and he said that unlike Maldini, Zingaro is willing to compromise(i.e kiss his ass)
>>155481713https://en.ilsole24ore.com/art/trump-meloni-begged-me-to-take-a-photo-i-felt-sorry-for-her-AImDiolD
>Meloni responds to Trump: I and Italy never beg.She surely doesnt know the italianons on /seriea/ then
>>155480887what do you mean? most former Inter players have great things to say about Inter and still visit games
Holy fuck trump just literally PULVERIZED shitaly's reputation (mo something something you know what I'm saying)
>>155481713binland is envied cos trump likes us most in nato.
Shitalian politicians are literally retarded, how do you still not understand that the best way to deal with trump's trolling is to just say nothing, why do they keep fueling it by immediately saying NO ACTUALLY I DIDN'T BEG HIM BECAUSE WE HAVE THE POWER OF ITALIANITÀ FORZA JUBA
>>155482355what I meant was that only Interisti keep on being proud to count as club legends and icons a pack whores who have changed teams as often as they change their underpantsthe way the fanbase behaved towards Lukaku, before, after and throughout his stay, is really telling
>>155482411Berlusconi was the last Italian politician with aura
>>155482502zlatan ruined his reputation with going to bbilan. lmao lukaku is a two faced rat who always leaved teams badly. he a softmind bithc
Quick Carnevali sell him to the EPL while the iron is hot and secure an otherwise impossible plusvalenza
also gud midsummer boys. i still havent gotten around to my tomato sauce but maybe this weekend
>>155482670>lmao lukaku is a two faced rat who always leaved teams badly. he a softmind bithcit was a known trait of his even before he came to play in Italy and yet it took just six months for the fans to dedicate a giant mural to him for all to seeagain, the concept of loyalty has never been particularly well understood at Inter
>>155482968what is your team? tonali and tevez are great examples.
>>155483384Watford
>>155482679so much this
>>155482515Such aura that all people remember him for is having sex with underage girls, which is based in my book because it stains shitalian's reputations
>Dybala rumorsYou just know Berardi rumors are next
>>155482679>>155483609kekhttps://www.calciomercato.com/liste/david-vuole-restare-la-juventus-lo-mette-in-vendita-fissato-il-prezzo/blt737a7238d9dc4831
>>155483749>which is based in my bookWe have another Talmud scholar here
First screenshot of RE Vincere just dropped
>>155483901Every single action that stains shitalians' legacy no matter how vile or disgusting will always be based in my book. That aside unlike gobboloidi who love their legend Thiago Motta who rapes his daughters I'm 100% against pedophilia
>>155484100You really want me to make a Nati folder huh
I was starting to worry that this half hour didn’t have its own 'Kurpa daa Juve' post
>>155484264Its nice seeing anothet Nati supporter here. Hopp Schwiiz!
>>155484307Sorry I don't speak Yiddish, what does that mean
is david sold yet?
>>155484737Yes, they used the money from it to extend Openda’s contract
>>155484825Why would Leipzig want to extend Lois's contract?
Vicario to Inter is done?
>>155484825whats a penda >>155484834yes
/v/ idea: The Legend of Zingaro: Opendarina of Time
Does /seriea/ lustrnbto emma ogier?
>BREAKING: José Mourinho has given his GREEN LIGHT to Nico Paz's PERMANENT DEPARTURE from Real Madrid THIS summercan >we put him on Klarna like Tici did for Chiesa?
>>155484982>The Legend of ZingaroI chuckled loudly and my mom asked me what's so funny
The Legend of Zingaro: Skyward Z-word
more like skyward shot lmoa
>>155486298Top jej
>Asp deal close, in the final stages >Lazio also closing in on Lindstrom It seems >we're going danish
>USA - Australia>Scotland - MoroccoCracking pair of games tonight, predictions?
>>155486968>1-1>2-1 Morocco
>>1554869683-1 0-2
>>1554869683-01-2
>>1554869681-21-3
>>155485901This happens to me often
Starm-ACK!
>>155487408no no no that’s the best gen 1 water pokemon this can’t be happening
Had a cheeky pint with something to eat in the toon today. St Enoch square is like Gotham city now. All junkies or various sorts of barbarians, savages and AC Bbilan defensive midfield prospects. Game is gone.I have zero faith in >us getting anything tonight. The Marocchini are strong and we played awfully against Haiti. Just watching the game at home tonight with the famalam.
https://x.com/juventusfc/status/2068000859666178524Wtf Sborretti OUT and Zizou INBased Meatgoesthere
>>155488155What the fuck are they gonna announce this time
>>155488171Lucas Zidane as the next GK
Pulisic suffered a Bbilan Lab moment
Calf Ragnarok
Do NOT look up what happened to Higgs's partner
>Troy Baker is 50How much adrenochrome is he on?!?!?
sneedane player/manager
Business idea: female Zidane to cure Belgio's racist bepis
Here I go, watching all of Zidane’s touches during Brasil - France (2006) again…
>twink (not cazzo) to jjyeah thats the grimkino delusionfuel im looking for
muharemovict.agrestovic
Muttuidi.
>pre game show presenting the teams>moderator says mckennie is the most important offensive player at jj
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is kingt. Desiderius Erasmus
>>155489219>has two incredible shit games in a row>immediately signs for Jjustwhy would the orange man do this
No kneeling, no wokery, everyone singing with passion even in a shithole like Seattle.Trump won.
>>155489805>>has two incredible shit games in a rowAll perfectly architected.
>>155490552Tillman and Dest weren’t singing.
I wouldn't take the train to Bedford
This is the stadium where Abby's section takes place :)
me? i dont sing the anthem on jewnteenth
I wonder if the Crane’s are at the game? >>155490681Detain. Deport.
>>155490963Jonathan Crane? I hope he left his fear toxin at home
Pochettino is turning into Russell Crowe lole
lukaku gol
€25m for this and I had to watch a season of david instead
This will be Muharemovic in 2026/27
Did a unicorn sborr in Muttuidi’s hair?
Straya will pay with blood if they hurt our Muttuidi
Fun fact The Star-Spangled Banner is a copy of The Anacreontic Song, an ode to dionysus Luceferian country through and through
Another fun anthem fact:Netherlands v. Japan saw both the oldest still-in-use anthem and the one with the oldest lyrics played back to back
>>155493354How many of the Netherlands team can speak Dutch? 4?
>Gelateria closed 21:00Damn it
>>155493772Fav flavour?
>>155493505Now your café buddy isn’t there, all of them. Netherlands is 3rd in terms of birthplaces of players that appear at this WC.Remind me, how many of Scotland’s players were actually born there? For us it’s just Til that was born abroad, in Zambia, because his parents were doing some christcuck charity work there.
5 players born in England, 1 from the Isle of Man and an Australian walk into a Scottish World Cup squad…
>ynw be an auswop fenomeno that plays for the marconi stallions and earns a move to Jjust at 21, moving your dad to tears why even live
>>155495086>look it up>it's realWtf
how did these shitters beat turkey
>>155495242yeah vieri played there lel>>155495772Montella is a lobotomite, plus they went up a goal early and got to park the bus all game
Whenever Falcao speaks with that accent I get flashbacks of that Brazilian girl from highschool that everyone fingered once at some point
>>155493990>>155494568A dog born in a stable doesn’t make it a horse. Nationality is defined primarily through blood and DNA. That’s why nobody bats an eye at the Moroccan pigs all being born in Europe, because their ethnic background is from that shithole. A Burundian spear throwing champion who happens to be born in s’hertingonbosch isn’t as the same as Wout van der Clogs.
>>155497536And just before it was about wether players spoke the language, pick a lane frenSpeaking of, do all players speak Scots or do they all speak the language of those whose boot you live under?
most dangerous sneed
>Juventus intend to exercise the option to buy Tarik Muharemovic. As the club will only have to pay half his value, Giovanni Carnevali sees this as an ideal market opportunity that should be seized to balance Juve’s books.t. Nik Skrrt Skrrt
Volpato is up
>>155499066easy decision. grimolli was retarded leaving that on the table
Irankunny
La Weah
Lole
>>155499066Fair nuff, I'm just worried about his speed
>>155503259Yeah that's the first thing I would check too for a centreback, absolutely
>>155503465It's important in nowadays game lmfao, speed and ability on the ball is a decent part of a CB's game
For me, it's Paola Ferrari calling Volpato 'Volpati' multiple times. She actually got it right the first time but she corrected herself for some reason
Would she call Hancko Hancki if he signed for the Jj?
>>155503971Okay now she called him Volpate
Ameribvlls won.
>>155504036The extra botox that crossed her blood brain barrier would immediately go for Hancki Pancki
>hickey not starting??????
>>155504241Kek, laughed out loud hard enough that it made my dog look up to see if I was ok
>>155504210
If Paraguay doesn't redeem it will a short night in goymany
holy shit usa game was a sham.that og was wierd as fug and full ref ball. its gonna be so rigged
The night of the long bıçaklar
>>155504391He wasnt called up because he preferred to stay at Continassa
Ronaldinho (46) signs with Serie C club Ravenna.The Brazilian legend is being registered among the players, although that's mainly a marketing stunt.Ronaldinho will invest in the ambitious project that was recently set up there.
Who do we have to call to make sure Bouaddi has a stinker and becomes affordable for the Jj?
>>155505157
>>155504889>announcement of the deal to be made in Miaminot sure whether bamba-fueled stunts like these really have a future
Alex Sandu Ciorbă
For me, it's Pe Cimpoi
Ciccio Graziani seriously needs to looksmaxx, at least for one day, he's starting to become repulsive to look at
Why is pioli coaching scotland?
1 Saibaman
oof
/tv/seriea/ idea: Alicia Vicario (Tomboymaxxed)
>Bouaddi vs McTominayCALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ismael Paizuri
>>155504002>>155507095hmm
THIS IS NOT A DRILLOPENDA RUMORS ARE UP
i heard that this is the designated laugh at scot terùn thread
Half-time beurette’s?
>>155509075The RB Leipzig striker? Haven't seen him play in a while
>>155509637Yeah, well he has OUR DNA despite going back to Leipzig so I'm looking forward to see where he goes. He certaintly deserves to find a new club over the summer, hopefully as soon as possible!
DOMENECH : « WE NEED TO ABOLISH TRANSFERS. IT'S HURTING FOOTBALL! » Faced with transfers involving ever higher amounts, the former coach of Les Bleus simply proposes... to abolish them.
el caboose
>Spalletti wants Di Lorenzo or Lucumi instead of Muharemovic
Anyone know why the Alex Sandro/Danilo game starts at 30 minutes past the hour instead of on the hour?>>155509873Based astrology schizo
>>155510398Correction: no Slandro (yet)
Bouaddi is eating these Scottish midfielders alive
>>155464056Rough one for sassuolo.Muhramovic red cardKone leg broken in 4.diffrent places
>better team taking the lead in the first half, getting outclassed in the second half but not conceiding for some unexpected kino>twice in a rowBoriiiiiiiiiiiiing
Fun game imo
>>155510312his talent id is genuinely awful
raphinh-ACK
>>155517041My fault, I put him as captain on the fanta
>page 9
Montellasisters…
welcome to al-sadd montella
>>155523688he'd rather sign for al-smiles
At least Dildiz will get a nice long summer’s rest. Maybe finally get his knee sorted out too in time for the return of real Calcio.
turkwab
never again do I want to hear about Turkey being a dark horse, Turks are subhuman and they should be made cattle
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand golazo dildiz
>>155531514Grazie dildiz >>155530447Austrian stableboy wants more cattle, intrasting
>>155499066Nice, I get to see a bosniak fail AND it will further destroy juventus
2 posts, both about a club that isn't his
>tf tp defending Turksimagine my shock
Slayblade is up
Good morning!>Di Marzio: "Milan, we are heading towards a structure that could include Kirovski inside. In this case Ibra increasingly central"Domenico Teti could be AC Milan's next Sporting Director!>Milan and USA star Pulisic wins again. Humiliation: Turkey joins Bosnia. Inter player Chalanglu and Juve player Yildiz with a loss against Paraguay.A literal who as a sporting director. I cant get angry about it because its already too hot and its going to be over 33° today
Ibn Marmouta rumors t. The Stamp
>Amazon founder Jeff Bezos says human water consumption is limiting AI’s potentialThey should unironically privatize water and watch chuds and commies go mad mad
>>155532507Sadly he's no mesozoic era no.9 like the ones Spalletti likes because god forbid trying to upgrade your fucking tactics
>>155532925The tactics are fine and he’s right about needing a 9 that can hold up the ball but he’s not a scout so the players he wants are either players he just played against and got owned by or players he rated 5 years ago. Marmoush is more SS than pure 9 anyways, very good player but probably fits Inda or Bbilan more than current Jjust
>60m for Palestra + move to the city of Milan + the Gentle Appian malaiseyet another talent about to be wilted, wave goodbye with your little hand
>>155533081if they’re smart they’d kill the deal and go get Paz, I did not think it’d be Inda of all team meeting Atalanta’s valuation of Gym
>https://www.ilsalottorossonero.com/post/il-paradosso-di-kirovski-l-ottimo-sviluppo-di-milan-futuro-e-l-isteria-dei-socialfor the other two milanbros here read the piece above when you have some time, it debunks all the shit that gets thrown at kirovski on X
>>155533141the last time somebody found anything smart in the Inter camp, Trapattoni had left his notepad behind
>>155533164bbilanisti hate Zlatan because he's from the balkans but everyone else knows he's a genius and knows ball. Give bbilan three years and they will win the triplete.
>he's NOT synthesizing his water
Which switzerlandian player's jersey does the albanian twink wear while getting plowed by his bear daddy
But can the Dualsex controller do THIShttps://x.com/TheGameVerse/status/2068244328582169051
Im tired of Gerry and Ibrahim (-ovic)
>Massimiliano Allegri is now just one step away from becoming Napoli’s new head coach. Before the deal is finalized, the only remaining issue is his severance package from Milan, with lawyers currently working out the final details. The agreement with Aurelio De Laurentiis calls for a three-year contract through 2029, a term chosen in place of the initial two-year deal with an option to extend, to ensure greater continuity for the technical project. His yearly salary will be approximately 5 million euros.
You can post your Tudor apology here
>Cambiaso - Frattesi swap is a done dealWTF
>Ubisoft co-founder Claude Guillemot passed away yesterday in a plane crash in Le Bale in Western France
>>155534402Looks like a Comolli signing tier pilot who didn’t know how to land on a field
>>155534402it's never good news when you see Le Bale spin around
>>155534402https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/germanwings-flight-9525very similar to this one, another victim of baneposting meme magic
>>155534910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW0otG1buB8Ah yes I remember it well
>#Tare: "I wish #Milan a serious project for the future. Allegri-Napoli a wise choice.#Leao? When someone has this desire it means the relationship has come to an end, that the cycle has closed"(Sportmediaset)goddamnit tare you got fired because of allegri fuckups why don't you say things for how they are, what the fuck happened in the second half of the season?
>>155534055can't score 1 for shit lmao
>>155535047It’s obvious the Cardinale & Ibrahim shitshow management happened like it does every season
>>155535066Should've kept Tudor for that, his ppm was enough to reach 4th place
>>155535069according to suma there was only one call by ibra but we don't know what was said, and even if that call happened how do you manage to lose a 4th place like that? Allegri has simply no excuse. He should pay us for the damage done
>have omega shit players>act surprised when said omega shit players are not enough for a top 4
Somehow montella delivered the most CALCIO game of the tournament, blessed be his smile
>>155535182if our players are all shit why do we have the most called up at the mundials?
>italian coaching Not even once, maybe turkey should hire and actual turkroach next time, for example murat yakin
Calcio /int/ idea: Murat Iachini
>>155535237this looks like a finnish site
https://x.com/papitrumpo/status/2068009870385623392Melonibros we lost
>>155535308I stole the pic from one of the banter threads here in /sp/
>>155535397flaschore and dark modet. columbo
>>155535554indeed, it’s a website available in several countries often under different names. for example here in italy it’s called diretta.it, as you can see from the match statistics for this random match.
>>155535619>Flashscore originates from the Czech Republicfug ive been bamboozled.
>>155533164Please stop posting zword propaganda
>Ronaldinho is back in club football >The Brazilian legend has joined Italian Serie C side Ravenna FC at the age of 46.Baby talentozzo in Shitaly
Wait, ishowspeed is not Raphael Lmao
gottem
>wait , Im ignorant lmao
So Juve just saw Dildiz's valuation drop by 90% in one week.
Oh no, not the HECKIN' Transfermark value of a player that's not on sale!!!
MY football director isn't bald unlike others'
>>155537841Why is il condom the only one sitting?
>>155537841Why didn't they invite Galeone?
>>155532419>Milan and USA star Pulisic wins again.But he didn't even play this time around>>155533164Sounds like a lot of cope, ngl
>>155534338Wtf this is literally a mondo al contrario I'm going to vote vannacci
montella is a hero fuck them roaches
Don’t think the Dutchies will win here
I predicted 2-0 for Duccio
love me some Sbortugal imploding because of Tsu
>>155539635She looks like she likes breath play
>>155539908I mean who doesn't
dark ducci gol
Reijnders DMFbros....
sweden looks in trouble, >english coachmakes sense
they made a version of lukaku that actually finishes chances
>>155541096He coached/played in a Swedish team for many years and speaks Swedish fluently iirc
Maybe if Inter hired Caceres they could have stopped shitting themselves every time they have to play Juve.
DUCCIO!
>>155541350they are gettin outplayed so much. everything they do is a pass to duccios
>>155541502Well yeah because Duccioland is a much better team
gakpo is such shit
swe choking all atacking passes.
Ronald cowman starring brobrey is pure hidden schizo calcio knowledge
Benjamin WHAT?
Benjamin sexsko
better from swe after going 2-0 down
>>155543476Do NOT look up what club he plays for and in what country
potter magic fra
Great Turkish crashout's https://x.com/joueurstr/status/2068200994664595794
>>155545748>Hakan Çalhanoğlu you're just a massive slutgood crashout
>>155544374Big Joachim Knew
>turkish futbol federation social media locked all commentsKeeek
They’ve done her proud xx
>FIFA Bans Scotland's Circular Match DetailsIs there a population more cucked than the Scottish, on this planet?
isak sucks too. bro is a 9 and plays like a shity playmaker
Not sure who's uglier between Jews and Somalians tbf
La Estatevilla.
>>155546703What match details do the Shitaly have on their shirts in this ngopp?
>>155548151Probably easier to find than Scotland on a list of independent countries
>>155549120That was a great retort Mahmud, I'm stumped.
>Napoli signing an IsraeliPR master ADL strikes again
>>155549760>needing help from an admin to win Scudetto
Our Adzić is a guest on RTCG talking about World Cup he also mentioned how important is in Juventus to do pressing in the opponent half and always play the ball forward never backwards as requested by Spalletti
>Black Ops and Black Ops 2 on PC and Xbox got some store updates today: >Base game is $40 each>Individual DLCs is $10 (previously $15) >Season Pass is $30 (previously $50) >MTX Camos Personalization Packs are now freeOkay no when I said I didn't mind getting scammed for BO I surely didn't expect this lol
>>155550310I hope he starts playing more, he's talented. Maybe should go out on loan idk.
>>155550372The dead body of Bobby Kotick manually put up those prices
>>155550408You made me check
>>155550435Hehe
I’ve been to that stadium. Nobody asked but I’ll tell you anyway.
>>155550607Woah, that Daffara move will singlehandedly reshape our mercato
>>155550607>from Larjjer to Jjustmassive downgrade
>>155550607Daffara wouldn't move from a bigger club
>>155550878Deutschland siegt auf allen fronten
scouting those ivorian queens like the rb leipzig scout that discovered diomande at leganes
ivory gole
stiller solves it
ref loves bbc. lot of freekicks not given to germany
Why is it constantly thinking about africans and black cocks
Just combining the posts I thought of while on my way back from watching the football in the park, (I think the same one where Scotterrone also spent some time):1 Diomande pleaseDetective KonanFuture Jj signing KessieSingo songo sango I don't wanna leave the congo oh nonononoSane in 2021+5
>>155555224This one?
Kimmich with the shirt autistically tucked in like he’s in the Hitlerjugend
Something tells me this is gonna be the year
>>155556537That's the one
turkish man saves the day
>>155557804didnt run to defend in germonis hole
I'm assuming that Diomerdé negru is already a promised spose with Bayern or some EPlel club, right?Fucks sake I can't even begin to delusionpost abotu some World Cup memes since we're stuck in Europa League, thanks Sballet
>>155558832I think liverpool are the ones most linked with him
singo thigh esplosion
>>155558832Pool, after spending €500m last summer. Inao is breddy gud too, I was shilling him in here during AFCON but now everyone knows about him so he’s probably unaffordable for Jjust
>>155557804Does Summerville go in the Nightmare or Dream folder?>>155558832Liverpool apparently already offered 100m and were laughed out the room, Leipzig wants 150m according to German Sky :skull:
>>155559123Yeah he's pretty decent, it's a shame AFCON has to take place in such a problematic part of the calendar, DeLa isn't too wrong about seething over that cup
Jesjs fucking christ
Solo Leweling
Haiti's Martin Expérience and Germany's Jamie Leweling walk into a D&D cafe...
Turkey 2-1 Panama
Undav.
nice defending coast. lul
Can Negrusmann act normal for once?
Not having Undav as your starter is some Spalletti-esque tiktoks
>>155560584No, he's German. So many of them are like that
>Lucumi rumors againKill SpallettiRape SpallettiKill Spalletti's ducks
>>155561343they’re asking for a release clause to be paid when the player has 12 months on his contract, I wouldn’t even sit down
Chupete goal today, him and Undav in Turin…maybe
>Tahith Jose Girigorio Djorkaef ChongSign him Carnevals
>>155561602fuck off dukkio>>155561343grim
>>155561343Good point, you need to sign cl level players for all that cl football you'll be playing next year
Saw that Milan legend reijnders saved the nether lands
>>155561602No yeah there's a limit and I'd rather not be reminded of that guy's existance ever again
>>155561740>fuck off dukkioOur dear Bosnian friend is right about what he said. Without CL money actual talent is off the menu. Players with funny memeable names is the best we can hope for now
Di Girigorio
Allow me to close the thread with a funny normiecoreslop meme
baking a paolo negro edition
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