2nd Test of New Zealand Tour of England @ the Oval End of Day 2NZ 391.v ENG 222/6.
going to spin ol German wings jaw like a 2003 Danish Kaneria Googly
YFO
the >Gay posting shouldn't be as funny as it is desu but it is
collect my stipend tomorrow feels like it's been 8 weeks even though it's only been 4 and they say time always flies
luckily my mums a train driver and he's the poor one
Just got back from the on court sesh (mixed doubles but only the other team had a girl so me and my fellow hindu /strongmind/ hit them for 6). ol toothpick legs could neversaw the eng shitter in the last thread trying to claim there was an imitator while imitating me. typical perfidious a*glo shitter behaviour
might stop playing doubles altogether, men's or mixed just isn't a sport
>>155458408Yeah doubles is interesting for sure. Completely changes the game.
every welsh ''''person'''' should give up any athletic activity before the thought to play it forms in their mindleave that to the big boys who know their way around a bicep curl
>>155458005
>>155458558https://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?si=sk6LCBWqJ_zwR_l5110 metres hurdles is literally the most definitive of athletic pursuits
trying to think what 110 metre hurdles champs angloids (Germans) have had literally none
Just watched the highlights. We be fucked.
>>155459140me with pint of bitter
could glenn phillips become the next kane williamson?
>Just watched the highlights. We be fucked.
>>155460620guarantee this guy's 20mm max hang is sub zero
wild how he's been doing this for years and hasn't even moved on to 10mm hangs yet
>>155460639You mean retire mid-series?
Guarantee my guy’s 20cm3 max cum is sub zero deep in your mums fanny champ
nobody does 10mm max hangs
am literally doing a 10mm hang as i type this post
get paid my stipend in one minute toiling was a mistake yet I will remain dogged and persevering
the state of what this Welsh dragon has just been paid I don't know whether to laugh or cry
absolutely disgusting
this country is a fucking joke
just got paid my FY bonus and lets just say - it's nothing to scoff at
drishyam 3 is out fellas x
my orcies :)
>>155459140lgm
Phoebe Litchfield
>>155472038Based.
>>155472038i wonder what her thoughts are on the current state of our sport
>>155476448>>155476449>>155476453
ha
My Colombia
>>155460009you really shouldnt leave the tracking utm on your links bro
To live in Wales is to be conscious at dusk of the spilled blood that went into the making of the wild sky.
tonguegaycox
bongs not so tough now on a non doctored pitch are ya :\
Why aren't they called 'England and Wales' on scorecards?
the welsh don't really engage in any form of sporting or athletic activity (if you've been around this general a while you'll know that's a fact) so it's safe to just refer to any sports teams as "england"
going to see a slam metal band tonight, wish me luck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Hando#doing a read
>>155479699>tracking hash symbolshan't
looks like the peewee (whose island retains as much signifiance as the Isle of wight btw) brown noser of ol' bingo wings is in
boring bowen blows in
we've staged an intervention for zachy about his drinking tonight. remember to keep it respectful.
looks like ol German wings the brown noser of he whose island is essentially just the isle of wight is in
think zachy might have started on the beers extra early today. what a fucking alchy neek he is
Glinn Phullups
>>155479794haha i get it
>haha i git ut
why is the welsh weakling seething so much this morningmy guess is because he's a welsh weakling
>posting at midnight, 3AM and 5AM the bot working overtime
literally nobody (and I mean nobody) gives a single fuck about walesnot even welsh "people"
>>155479845i don't get it
Poms just don't get test cricket
The Dutchies have a ground with a tree inside the boundary line, fucking soulful
/cric/ definitely won’t survive usa vs aussie later
>>155480049Don't care, staying here tbqhwy
I call it football rather than soccer. easier to say and rolls of the tongue. soccer is a harsh word, sounds very american.
>>155480014see St Lawrence, Canterbury and City Oval, Pietermaritzburg for the two famous FC grounds with trees
imagine if a cricket field had some trees on it
fuck bangladeshthey get to play australia with no rain for any matchbut our A team cant even get 1 day without rainwe also cancelled 1 50 over gameit shouldve rained for australia not usno one even watches them
would you get extra runs for hitting said trees
wtf they speak english?
>>155480213wouldn't risk it, cause if it lands in the tree and a fieldsman gets hold of it before it touches the ground, you're out
>>155480213At Canterbury it used to be that it was 4 runs for hitting the tree automatically.
>>155480207do you like test cricket mate?
>>155480231twiglet arms might find some use on a cricket field for once
>>155480207R A R EARE
my point provenaustralia sucks we shouldve played in chattogram>>1554802404 days of none stop cricket, whats not to like
>>155480184Doesn't Trent Bridge have one as well?
>>155458005How can you test cricket?
>>155480330it did got joe up-rooted
>>155480265tests are only 3 days these days lad
Found Zachy lads>>155479740
What do the players eat during lunch breaks? Reckon Harry Brook smashes a rustler's burger
>>155480699wtf do they have rustlers in australia? can't imagine you boys eating them
>kane retires>team suddenly performs betterisn't it incredible how much better you can do when cowards aren't in your presence?
>>155480877bear in mind cricket is a bogan sport in aus
it's big floppy hat weather roday I reckon
>>155480877God no
ima needa stream ladsusual one is stuck showing the subhumandesh vs aus match
what kind of faggot luddite asks for a stream in 2026use google or yandex faggot nonce
>>155481039cricwatch (dot) io/england-vs-new-zealand-live/test-odi/stream-1
one thing I will say about the crowds so far is that they've been almost 90% whitepretty incredible. idk if thats finance related or they're just turning away jeets at the door but it's a warm sight
>Gay>Root>Cox>TongueThis is on purpose right?
shot
he's going to rew that shot haha
Cox out
ah fuck it was cox
cox has blown his load a bit early there
bit of a scorcher again today desu. certainly not £300 japanese bin bag weather that's for surebut then again it never is
Why are we Kylemaxxing at the other end when Will O'Rourke was taking the wickets yesterday?
I don't think >we're winning this one ngl
What part of New Zealand are you from?
>>155481243mt eden, auckland
>>155481164haha get dis Joffre arser !!?? ya¿ hahaaa Alri x
>>155481251good locationfor me, it's remuera
rip thorpy
>>155481243the humble grey lynn
>eng shitters can't even compete with an island of 5 million peewee shittersHOWLING
>>155481243the shire
>>155481227 back to regular programming innit
>>155481227better cook up a shit pitch for the third
I'm sorry but I will not tolerate "peewee" slander from a sanjeep living in england unwelcomed
Just looked it up and India seem to have only won 1 test match against New Zealand in nearly 10 years
>>155481284spent a lot of time in remas in my teenslot of underage drinkin on those streets
>>155481243Aorere Valley fella x
This is all set up beautifully for Stokesy's triumphant return in the 3rd test from his binge drinking ban
blowie here just looked it up and apparently this NZ team whitewashed a nation of 1.4 billion in their own home? that's a graphic error right?
The English lads are in withdrawals. Somebody get these lads some vodka and bags of bongo asap
>>155481327that can't be right. i know they 3-0 FUCKOFF'd them in 2024, but surely india was dominant before that
kek shitjeet will disappear again now. the coward
India all time win rate against New Zealand in test matches:33%Mad that
>>155481328no you didn't
>>155481370NZ even had to ring in a local jam boy , it seems.
don't think being more than 150 behind wiith only two wickets in hand is a good strategy, could just be me
>>155481404certainly did. had a run in with the cops waiting outside the baradene ball in orakei so we could slip on the bus to the afterball
DROPPE-NO WAIT HES CAUGHT ITGONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
>>155481429why were you trying to sneak into the baradene ball mate
FUCK WHAT A CATCH
MA BAKER
are NZ good or are we shit then
jamie's son? more like jamie's bum cum lol
>>155481452
2nd reply ITT fatty
Why the fucknis Latham bowling Jamieson. He hasn't looked like taking a wicket all game.
>>155481481you're shitgot raped by a useless aus side
>>155481481this is our b team
>>155481452thought we were sweet until someone started skulling Cody’s and carrying on like it was Big Day Out. ended up getting dropped at Mission Bay instead, wandered down Tamaki Drive, grabbed some chips from the dairy and watched the sun come up over Rangitoto. absolute write-off the next day but still had club rugby in the arvo x
Ramped it into that cunt kek
Lead gone below 150 so you have to feel England have the psychological edge
Is Sonny B related to Sonny B Williams?
baker exposed as the PVO poster
>>155480330They got rid of that 50 years ago
oh no hes done the wrong vpn
>>155481492MMMMMAAA
>>155481538>he’s done it again
if the uk can survive one more over here, they probably have the moral victory on first innings
>>155481489nah I'm a bit perplexed nowwhere are you from? just rando? I grew up there, knew a few girls from baradene but bit rank
PVO lad left a long time ago mate
>>155481227Bad captainNo spinner and so having to bowl part times 3 z-z-z-oom quicks, one on debut and the other can’t bowl too much 1 medium pacer who isn’t that good
>it's another stinky seb*o waddles in and talks to his aus vpn in the middle of a fairly on-topic /cric/ episode
tabla x
>>155481560told you mate, mt eden. feel like people keep forgetting that one of the ausflags is a kiwi (me). talked about my cricket connections in NZ before as wellbut yeah the baradene girls were a bit rank in my year too, but they were slutty lol
what cricket is there to talk about? england is collapsing
Are we all going to just sit here and ignore the fact that Bangladesh are about to beat Australia
PVO
>>155481603Couldn’t care less
>>155481603>meme20bangladesh beat them in the less gay pyjama format anyway
>>155481603Literally not paying attention
>cross over to ben stokes being smashed for a boundary in the county criggetkek
>>155481595interesting, you're not the guy that went to kings right it's fucking weird to think I might actually know people herewish I didn't tbqh
just cooked and ate the perfect Aussie Black Angus T-Boneabsolutely fucking beaut
England & Wales very close to a moral victory here
what does it mean
>le heckin stakerinooooooowhy are antipoodians like this? that and the mohawks / moustaches thingthey're truly living 10 years behind everyone else, but in reddit
250 up
where's ben stokes?
>>155481635NZ aint that big
>>155481637Cringe
>>155481603not cricket
Poms get really riled up over people living their lives hey
>>155481658someone forgot their VPN it looks likevery sad the amount of VPN posting that goes on herezachy constantly tried VPNs until he got a wales flag
>>155481635nah didn't go to kings, though not going to say where i went to school>>155481666this too. every kiwi i meet in australia knows people i know
Strawberry cornetto for lunch
i could kill you if i wanted toi could end your life just as though it mattered as little as it truly doesyou fucking dogyou filth
>>155481662getting into a fight at the pubor sucking some dick at the pub?i don't actually know what he got in trouble for, assume it was one of those
anyone got any good links to porni'm absolutely fiending to cum
england on top here
>>155481697https://porndd.com/search/asmr/
>>155481697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIsc_8mxnkc
>>155481697yeah
Aussies fielding a proper dogshit attack
funny part was zachy's never had a welsh flag but has tried multiple ways for 8+ years now over at least 2 world cups (don't remember if they split flags before then)the universe knows he's about as welsh as Brighton Pier
>>155481697https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=3750d84e3b6f83f6&udm=2&fbs=ABfTbFUxGEP8yeZbmk97ajdTjIq-Fell6yjIojusYtuKjXhLi43HlmHdBhkjA3l1LeWMNI1jT_j546JD31ik9LNE8bt0XvFBLkzUcL13JO3UPhiDjB46anzOK51L8uvlHIPQVtXybMDZpN3cFwzdbTJraZGFtvlOnH9ADC6T-YHBTYX0GggqGo2fARLqEmmvjYbsZEENkaz9RZqjA0DjHx9AHNze9WXl4MHGv7LZEVSFW_U6TCF9PP4&q=boobs&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjf05PhkpOVAxX5k68BHa1RFsYQtKgLegQIFBAB&biw=384&bih=644&dpr=2.81
s-should I click that?
>>155481697yeah but i only jack off to twinks these daysmaybe the occasional femboyhuge appreciator of a man (i don't question their masculinity) who can produce loads of pre-cum without direct stimulation. you have to wonder the amount of time and dedication that goes into that craft
>>155481747all blurred mate>>155481719share it?>>155481715okay not sure about that but thanks>>155481717nah don't think so
>trying not to talk about wanking to gay porn challenge
>>155481697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTxIWryp-Ts
>>155481756alri bowen
Getting a bit /gayfl/ in here for my liking
>>155481786where the FUCK is that game and WHEN the fuck was itwhy is there no crowdcricket is such a gay joke these days, i'm going back to watching Cricket Gold
emillio gay plays in the AFL?
>>155481818covid maybe? theres crowd noise but zero crowd
>>155481816how would you know poofstain
>>155481676what year though? are you a zoomer?school doesn't mean shit tbqh, could be anyone here but it's weird you talked about growing up around remmers because if you were there I prob knew you anyway, cric on
>>1554818412012 was my last year, im 31
>>155481827No but Steven gay
not him but literally everyone knows that lmaoimagine trying to deny how unbelievably gay /afl/ isit's like someone saying water is wet
currently watching The Cricket (England v New Zealand at the Oval, Kennington, London, England, United Kingdom)
Foopy
water can't be wet but it makes things wetconsider how paint in a tin isn't painted, but it makes things painted
The AFL? yh.. I bet Emilio Gay would FIT right IN haha
Thinking about shaving off all my pubes and finally shoving the buttplug I bought about 2 years ago up my bumMight have a few more drinks and see how I go
just found out that emilio gay is actually italian
>>155481847fair enough, prob not then>>155481873keep us updated
>>155481867lgmwouldn't want to just shove that up my arse iykwim haha
>>155481873dont need to shave your pubes for thisshould be veeting your balls anyway, plug or no plug
gay porn is pretty funny though
paint is wetwater being watered (it isn't) would be the correct parallel in that example
i'm just getting started tbqhfirst bottle of wine and six pack down, couple of bumps and reckon one more bottle of wine in orderstill be in bed by 2amyou beaut, have a root tomorrow
>>155481873how good's nrl
was going to post about the golf but all these world cup threads have shoved it off the board, just not on
>>155481903Ok I’m not hates everything sperg but golf is really shit
would love a bit of cocaine 2bh but I don't have any friends
Will nz hurry up and get these fuckers out
>Convict shitter seething because his precious luckswing threads are goneMaybe you can use this time to rewatch the hindu /strongminds/ Dravid and Laxman dispatch your Convict shitters to all parts of Eden Gardens kek
>>155481903normally i'd be all across it but theres just too much sport on at the moment that i had to make an executive decision to not watch itgo scottie tho
>>155481243South Auckland raise your arms!
>>155481942go back (to your own country)
>>155481786>cameron green bowlingdoesn't count
business idea: BOWL AT THE FUCKING STUMPS
Will the UK win the Football World Cup 2026 FIFA Competition?
will fisher?
UK isn't competing at the world cup so they'd have a hard time winning
Soccer is a rubbish sport
>soccerPLEASE stop brown nosing yanks
Ladies and Gentlemen, Riverdancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0v_pu6miJ8&t
>>155481995no
I’m so hungry
we have our own football and it's not wogball
>>155482020Retarded post.
I hope you poms will all be VAMOSing aussie tomorrow
>>155482020What the fuck else would you call it?
It's called soccer, simple as
>>155482020oh no. youve set off the /afl/tards with this one
>>155482034is the third T20i against Bangladesh tomorrow? That’s a short turnaround.
Farting under my sheets to enjoy the smell and warmth
>>155482053think he meant the soccball mate
>>155482020An impossible task for submissive Convict shitters
just feel nothing from these pee20s
>>155482051Don’t like the AFL, but do like Australian rules football.
>>155482030league
>>155482024No wonder they couldn't drive the English off their own landDumb micks
Neither Australia nor America care about football so the result will be meaningless either way
>>155481873two year old sex toys that haven't been used in the meantime can get a bit manky, watch out m9
why is there a jeet commentating and where is smithy
>>155482062We call it wogball here.
two year old sex toys
>>155482069correct take>>155482074coconuts running into each other is not football
>>155482069to be fair, even "Australian rules football" implies its a variant of the original football
>>155482034yes mate.will be a meme fixture to begin with but on balance, australia beating the US in the US would be memeiest outcome.
my great-great-great-grandfather on my mum's side was scottishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBYVmnMFMtA
>>155482030WTF is this all about?
quite embarrassing this. for cricket in general.
>>155482093It is, it predates soccer and rugby.
>>155482089Out of all the codes, Rugby was called football first.
Football is really the only time in sports where Aus are underdogs so most neutrals go with them
One side of my family came to Australia in the 19th century as anti-English Irish that they couldn't hangYou deal with the consequences of your own forebears' inactions each day you English dogs
>bowling ravindra so he can't be a TOTAL LIABILITY in the fieldclever
>>155482100bet that would feel good
>>155482058Crisp fartarse
>>155482111why didn't the 'cestors just leave some bridge alone?
>>155482034of course mate
>>155482105Best form of football going.
>>155482105>muh date of codification heard your retarded take before mate, spare me the details againfootballs been around for like 600 years
>>155482088Nonce
almost 9.30pm friday night, you knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2QGqzO-gTI
Rugby: 1846Soccer: 1848Australian Rules: 1858
>T FOOKS
I've done heroin and it was actually incredibleI didn't want to do anything after than that with my life other than heroinLuckily I lacked the money at the time and had enough in me to get over itBut fuck, heroin is just the bestIndescribable
>>155482144Marngrook: 38000bc
>>155482161whats marngrook
>>155482123haha think they (he) actually blew up a pierbasedladyou should have necked the dogalashere i am
if we unified all the codes we could retvrn to the game where the two scoring ends are either team's village and the playing field stretches over a few miles (a hundred km in australian terms)
>>155482126How would one explain the AFL? The history of the league and its corporate structure?>>155482128And that form of football bares no resemblance to wogball. It didn’t even involve kicking the ball.
Might try some heroin.
>>155482150is it aye
>>155482150How much better is it than 20mg endone with a low tolerance? I also like opiates more than anything in the world
useless faggots get a wicket
>>155482144what year did Cricket get as it's official codification date
>>155482150pretty irresponsible post when there's younger people browsing this site
>>155482144Rugby 1871Wogball 1863Football 1858
>>155482173>goal in melbourne>goal in sydney>game perpetually stuck in goulburngrim, grim areas
>>155482184whenever it was the power of parishes to ban it eroded, according to john major
I've seen enough, put fisher at 5
>>155482181so much betteri've done lots of restricted schedule opiates since then and nothing was quite like mainling heroinmind you i don't know what you can get on the street these days - this was like 15 years ago
>>155482188Incorrect. Rugby is football. Soccer and Australian rules are variants of football (rugby).
why is new zealand always so bad at cleaning up the tail
>>155482212g'wan ngubu
I hope some of you losers OD on heroin genuinelyyou gotta be an absolute fucking loser to even try that shit and you'd be better off dead
>>155482212
Farts smell a tad like capsicum
>>155482204bet they would've kept it banned if they knew it would lead to T20s existing
>this much trouble getting a #9 outsignificant story loss for new zealand
>>155482234look at this Straight Edge Minor Threat fagthis sort of poofism is what gave rise to PVO
>>155482242emphasis on the cum part
What would cricket be like if continental Euros were test nations too
>>155482173>>155482212>>155482232>implying anyone in the dark ages had the calorie surplus energy required for this type of exercise
King Chuck the Third's Dominion is well on top here
>can't get fishersomething of a strong irish undercurrent to this NZ team?
if england get this lead below 100, is it, dare I say it, a moral victory?
>>155482258Grow up lad
>>155482272ok now what
me getting the chinky in
would have been funny if there was a helmet behind them and got 6 runs for it
I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeralCan't understand what I mean?Well, you soon will
how much of a dropkick do you have to be to get into a life position where heroin is available to youhope youve cleaned your life up mate
>>155482281*kisses you on the forehead*
>>155482184>1598 was a memorable year. The weather was foul that winter, and on 21 December, in a mini-ice age, the Thames froze. A week later, in a snowstorm, men of the Chamberlain’s Company of Actors, led by Richard Burbage and armed in case of unwelcome interruptions, dismantled a theatre in Shoreditch, loaded it onto wagons and transported it through Spitalfields and Bishopsgate to a waterfront warehouse. From there it was ferried across the Thames to be rebuilt on a new site. They called the new theatre the Globe, and the players’ favourite son, William Shakespeare, had part-ownership of it. That Christmas Shakespeare had a new play, Much Ado About Nothing, which the players performed at Court for Queen Elizabeth I. A similar view might have been held about a contemporary court case over land ownership. Mr John Derrick, otherwise a forgotten English gentleman, testified to a Guildford court that: ‘Being a scholler in the ffree schoole of Guldeford hee and diverse of his fellows did runne and play there at creckett and other plaies.’* W.G. Grace cast doubt on this in his Cricket (1891), and suggested that a local historian may have inadvertently substituted ‘cricket’ for ‘quoits’. It is not clear why he thought this. As Mr Derrick was a coroner, it is likely that his deposition was a coroner, it is likely that his deposition was accurate. And as he was then nearly sixty years of age, he would have been a young scholar around 1550–60, thus giving us a precious date by which cricket was being played.From John Major’s book on the history of cricket.
>>155482283the what?
>>155482212>Rugby is football Then why are you calling it rugby?
>>155482299it's literally available on almost any city street you dumb cuntit's good stuff - actually think it's cowardice to deny yourself the experience just because the Government has scared you that it's Ultra Deadlydon't be a poof your whole life
What are in those? An entire leg of lamb?
fisher!
>>155482330mate if i tried to buy heroin the cunts would think im an undercover copgotta look the part to get the part
>>155482332dunno but those appear to be large boxes just for lunch
>get new ball>get wicket first balldo they chuck the ball in the trash? or cheekily put it back in the box and use it again later?
Love capsicum
WOLLOP
>>155482351Keep it with the other lightly used balls as a future replacement.
gonna be honest herenew zealand suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5u3DpXNUg4last time i listened to this was walking through richmond park in the winter looking at the steam emantaing from the deersaw some stupid chink chasing one for a selfie - so sad she didn't get her Yellow skull caved in
>>155482325Because in modern times football is just the most popular code in the particular area.
Cummy bubbles from my willy, somewhat similar to a snail after being stepped on
>>155482356theres an irish poster in /nrl/ that thinks capsicum gave him severe sleep apnea
he's reeling the runs in
>>155482395isn't that the guy who married an irish person and moved there
speed would absolutely kill tonight
>>155482405yeah think so
did missy Higgins make it Big in the united kingdom and England?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKn7XAMNV-g
300 would be a complete story loss
>>155482460THIS IS SPARTA
did Custaro make it big in the United kingdom and england?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgpd8zdVmuA
Various forms of football were played at English schools in the past. Rugby is the form that was played at Rugby school in Rugby, Warwickshire, England. So even before the rules were first codified in 1845, it has a chronicled history of being the football played at Rugby school. Association football and Aussie rules don't have any history prior to their rules being codified, they were just made up claiming to be based on/inspired by some past extinct form football.Taken from the Wikipedia page on soccer's history.> During the early-mid nineteenth century, different sets of rules for football began to be drawn up in schools, universities, and clubs. The first such set of rules to be published was that of Rugby School in 1845, with other early written and codified rules known to exist at Eton College for its field game (1847), at Shrewsbury School (1855) and at Uppingham School (1857). Does Shrewsbury football still exist? Does Uppingham football still exist? No. Only Rugby.
>>155482468custard is a solid favourite in the british desserting scene
how is thugby football? you throw the ball
>>155482452did she make it big anywhere?
did alex (carey) lLoyd make it big in the England and United Kingdom?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJPDJRLxHek
>>155482484my pants
bowl at the stumps faggots jesus christ
how is alf football? you bounce the ball
did augie March make it Big in the united england and Kingdom?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LejMbZjZUvk
>>155482452>named missy>a dude
football = any ball sport code where you can legally kick the ball
>>155482484Yes
is there any cricket on?
>>155482469The original football was played in Australia as early as in the late 18th century and Australians were completely cut off from any developments to the game made in schools in England as no evidence exists of anyone involved in those developments being transported.
did hunters and collectors make it big in britain?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-hDK76bIps
>>155482496It’s in the name, Australian Football League. But in all seriousness, the name of the sport is not “the AFL” it is “Australian rules football”.
>>155482528australia in general not a very successful exporter of all things culturalnew zealand is the king of exporting its culture in that particular part of the world
Did the Hoodoo Gurus make it big in Aoeteaaroaeo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDbo1Uc9M7M
good knock
>>155482544Crowded House is more Australian than Kiwi.
FISHER
literally giving these faggots free runsbowl at the stumpsbowl at his head
did bic runga make it big in britain?
Why don't New Zealand just simply injure the batsmen?
Simply wouldn't let the tail wag
>>155482555No but voodoo child may
Did the Beetles make it big in England and the Britain?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8
best nz band is fat freddys drop
best nz bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dfqds0dOG4
did AFL make it big in papua new guinea?
fat freddys is extremely overrated black seeds were better during that era
>>155482616The CEO of the AFL said they do not plan to work with PNG.
>>155482615I like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSItpo2I0iM
I'll tell you about something I'm making big right now
damn what a shame
GONE GOTTEM YOU ARE NO LONGER WAGGING
GOTTEM GONE
Who knew that if you bowled at the stumps you can get an edge against the worst batsman in the team.
my favourite british songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s11BuatTuXk
>>155482627why is port moresby so dangerousi saw it appear on a list of top 10 most dangerous cities, which otherwise had your south africans, your brazilians, your americans, and then PNG's port moresby
>>155482650It's revolutionary.
>>155482657aren't they irish?
Is Emilio Gay?
kinda nice having Mark Wood in the box, hes got a thick accent
>>155482661what should we call it?
>>155482658They’re a bunch of cannibal tribesmen forcefully thrust out of the stone age into the present day. They’re just violent by nature.
>>155482672surely cannibalism is illegal therelike stealing a car or robbing a smoke shopeating your fellow man = you're nicked mate
>>155482666based on the "british" cricket team, i assumed everything other than australian was english?
>>155482672the video of the gang war in pt moresby where theyre fighting with bows and arrows is kino
>>155482657https://youtu.be/q31WY0Aobro?si=RgD_1ows1b-gr8_-
>>155482658genuine uncivilised cannibals and savagesthe world almost tamed them but cucked out, now they're untamed violent animals with cold war-era technology
Toni Basil was an underappreciated artistic talent.(Also extremly racist, so that's good too.)
not a racist bone in my bodywhen it comes down to it we are all white (skeletons)
sea otters have purple bones
i am racist towards sea ott*rs
gouldy looks like a retarded chud tradiejust fix your hair or something faggotand get rid of the skinny jeans from the 90s
>>155482772i've got a purple bone iykwim haha
this is actually my favourite songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPIMdf1ZvQ4
If New Zealand had any balls they would just declare and skittle England out for less than 100
>Purple sea urchins contain echinochrome pigments, and when a sea otter swims about gorging itself on these urchins, they can uptake that pigment and it can show up quite dramatically in their teeth and bones. The degree of purple is dependent on how much that individual loved eating urchins, with more urchins resulting in a richer purple.Bet some of you fatties have yellow bones from all the fried food you eat then
did nz enforce the follow on?
>>155482806don't recognise any of these
You can hear my bones meowing with all the pussy I eat
I wonder what the players are having for lunch, especially now that England doesn’t have to make it halal.
>>155482862They used to eat halal food?
you can hear my bones crow every morning at sunrise due to all the cock i consume
top bants in here todaytop fucking bants
the thought of my bones trying to vocalise anything is extremely upsetting
>>155482870Yes, Bashir can’t even have halal food that has touched haram food or been prepared near it. But he isn’t there.
real tune, with western-brainwashed nips screaming their flat-chested nips offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAdUSkkHkfUfuck i want to drop a nuke on some off-whites
>>155482806more of a sheep fan desu
>>155482897the bones of the australian man cry out for its pre-transportation life
watching project hail mary
nik kershaw was the only english/british artist worth his salt as a creative human-then-or-now-being
>>155482920So the entire team was forced to eat halal? Ew.
what's the point of Shohib Basheer?
no-one eats pork in sporting team lunches before/during a game in case you get sick from it.
>>155483040no, you're thinking of poO
Pork is the meat of the under class
>>155483040Bacon and ham has many functional uses and is unlikely to make you ill
>>155483066allumiduillimilladalolumah brother
>>155483067why would you eat breakfast food at lunch?
>>155483066your mum is the meat of the underclass
I think chicken thigh is overhyped breast man myself lamb trumps all though, bit of mint sauce corrr
>>155483107KEK GONE GOTTEM AND FUCKED OFF
>>155483116thigh is incredibly shitwho wants to eat huge chunks of fat
If you ever need to get rid of a lot of cardboard, soak it in water first, makes it incredibly easy to re-shape and dispose of.
>>155483160just set it on fire
>>155483152I concur
>>155483160Very useful TIP, could have used to last year when I took a trailer load of cardboard to the TIP and got charged $60 (plus tip)
>>155483166Tried this, ends up a disaster
did the pajeet commentator say nobody has made a hundred?
>>155483204i've done it twiceit's fine, apart from the CUNT neighbours getting their jocks in a knoti'm not burning your house down fuckwit. if anyone's house is getting burnt down, it's mine
any cricket on?
gone fuck off etc.
alright, bed
oh no no no poo peelandersthis can't be aodiarrheally be happening??
They gave Jofra the new ball?
>>155483362yep
>>155483220The ash just goes everywhere desu
>>155483220>if anyone's house is getting burnt down, it's minebased path of cardboard-fuelled self-destruction
>>155483160if you want to get rid of loads of paper, a good tip is to make a papier mache radiator and leave it in the back lane for scrap metal collectors to take.
time for latham to retire too methinks
>>155483362He's OK to bowl 5 overs now that he's had a full day's rest
NZ should send in a night watchman
golf's on lads
How come New Zealand doesn’t do a haka before the game.
>>155483482too many white boys in the team
i might either go pick up some beers or quit drinking all together not sure which one yet
i have quit drinking until 8pm this evening when godstralia versus virgin states is on TV
>>155483504the economy needs you
>>155483504business idea: bottle of wine
>>155483494>boys>average age is 32
we are so fucking back**if we get them out for under 200
>>155483552reckon thats roughly the average age of /cric/ ngl
>>155483565I certainly hope the average age of /cric/ isn't in the 20s, 30 should be the minimum result
wonder what the average size of /cric/ is
yeah i'm thirty-*mumbles*
Bye, Divon
ohnononono
Send in the night watchman
shitjeet (42) and sebshit (46) bring the average age up quite a bit. if bard gets his 21 yo gf to post once we can include her in the calculations
Houston, we have a problem
gone fuck off
>peewee shitters losing their shit batsmen so they can get the hindu /strongmind/ in quickerLove it
I've been to india jamboy. Can you say the same?
Rew isn’t anywhere near good enough to keep there.
>>155483116>>155483152fat is flavour
fat is fucking disgusting
so is your mum
but enough about s**** haha
>>155483790jamboy more into abandoning the country his parents abandoneda very abandonable place that country
all jokes aside, imagine being called Gay
Not convinced people who say they like fat are telling the truth
>>155484112*italian voice* si?
Give Cox the gloves.
why's he not catching that with both hands. what a flop.
thinking England need someone in leadership who could smack Rew around to get him right behind the stumps, who could do that
if only they could rewind and pick someone else
Shame Rew is fucking up his chance, those silly keeping errors are going to fuck up his chances, huge amount of extras conceded. I thought he was a better keeper than that. In fairness, the England selectors and McCumbrain don’t seem to care that much about fielding or keeping (they wouldn’t have had Smith>Foakes or picking Pope to keep otherwise). He needs to score a century and not get out in the 20s if he wants to get selected again lol. he has to show he is a better keeper AND batsman than Smith, which he seems to be otherwise, then he could become a permanent fixture
we'll have a rootview
>>155484159normally just stick to a condom if anything actually haha
>big appeal>clear edge>don't review itshould be fined for unsportsmanlike behaviour
>flag
If you remove the l in flag then you would have my opinion of you. And that’s the bottom line.
>doesn't remove the meme arrow so is saying it ironically meaning I'm extremely straightohnonono done yourself there pal
That symbol is just for quoting, newfriend.
reckon you should have just said 'touche' and moved on desu
It’s touché.
>setup bouncer plan>realise you can't bowl more than two>has to change the field after two ballsgreat captaincy
If you're called Rew you should really be playing for Australia desu famalams
>>155484850they didn't row their way there!!!
>needing the hindu /strongmind/ to bail your useless peewee shitter team outI have to do the same thing on this grim island every day such is the hindu man's burden
ol bingo wings, bard and the brown noser of bard will be happy their favourite team is winning
reading mason and Dixon in Scarborough had no choice in the matter
Hindu*mindBharat*shitterConvictThere 99% of jam boy's post never display again
certain man been reading that book for about 6 years now
>Scarboroughno idea why you pick such grim towns desu
went to scarborough many years agoit was nice
oh look the toothpick armed neek with the v4 ceiling and the patriotic jeet whose parents became immigrants in every country EXCEPT bindia are posting at the same time again lads
>lead by 201comprehensive story victory for NZ
>>155485124i could have gone whitby it was a closie in my mind
>>155485102this is not true you're thinking of 2666 which poodam recommended
I want new Zealand to lose every single match horrifically badly
>>155485157it's fine by the seakilometre up near the centre and its the industrial revolution and its consequences etc
let's be real only nice place (as in worth more than a day trip) in dorkshire is sheffield
Lifeboat, Scarborough is the best chippy in the world
>>155485423yeah got a lot of time for Sheffield moreso than peeds
>4.9, 2k reviewsnothing to be joked about desumight have to go to 'borough after all
>propa scran, propa english weather
>>155485455'works man me
not quite sylvan and bucolic enough for me thoughever
>>155485455it's honestly the best I think most chippies in Yorkshire are actually absolutely dogshite, but lifeboat actually represents the reputation..just slightly better then anywhere else
muh variable bouncemuh fading lightmuh late night scrap with a saracens coconut
>le ball change meme
one for the road in scarborough spoons?not like I'm not hard is it
if the pitch is too flat then we should be able to put a bumpy roller on to make it more interesting
boutta finna get a cheeky deccy ngl
>>155485464lgm
>>155485464mlgm
>we can't bowl well, give us a new ball
they should discreetly bring on David icke as the guy who brings the water out
>>155484107>>155481658GOTTEM
ROB KEY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>beetroot
>David Vaughan Icke is an English conspiracy theorist, author and a former semi-professional footballer, sports journalist and sports broadcasterBit of a renaissance man.
>>155485943DESPISES poo peeland btw
In my fridge I have 6 x 330ml beers 2 x 500ml beers about 1/4 bottle of wine leftover too that'll do i'm not going out for more
>>155485987>>155485987>>155485987
>>155485943actually that was a trajectory, he didn't do all of it at once.the trajectory is quite funny:>signs as professional footballer>sadly gets injured, never recovers from it and has to retire early>luckily young enough to retrain as something else, becomes a sport journalist and works for the BBC, all seems well>injury still bothers him, modern medicine not good enough>looks for spiritual solutions>leads to a rabbit hole of further quackery>ends up as a conspiracy theorist, can't be taken seriously as a journalist any more>now infinitely more famous around the world than he would have otherwise been (ok not massively famous but even americans know about him)
