How come they're so bad at football?
>>155458337theyre fucking hosting it, anon
>>155458337Who cares if they're bad at football. They already own everything.
I want to say mandatory conscription army but that doesn't stop South Korea
I wish they were in it so you could hear every crowd boo the fuck out of them. faggots
no foreskin
1) They are physically weak and unathletic2) They need other people to do things for them because they are inept on their own3) Israel is so racist that they have no access to mercenaries and so the pool they can field from is very low quality
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>>1554583377-1
They'd qualify in Asia
>>155458337small country with barely any culture around the game. Its like asking why moldova isnt in the cup.
Let the goyim deal in the football pitch.
>>155458337Jews are the least athletic people on earth. Even less athletic than pajeets and chinamen.
>>155458450they literally would not survive the Qualifiers
>>155458337There'd be too much kvetching if they had to face off against Iran. No one wants to see that.
>>155458337Ashkenazis are suffering from centuries of inbreeding which is why they have fucked up health problems like Tay Sachs and Autosomal dysregulation
>>155458496What about Julian Edelman and Sandy Koufax?
>>155458496How come they are good at basketball then
>>155458337They own Argentina now so they aren't
>>155458381I wish I could see the full on seethe from blue haired women and mudslimes too
>>155458337You know with all those mutts their women fuck you would think you would have a couple good mulattos by now
>>155458516I disagree. They were third in qualifiers in a group with Italy and Norway. There is no Italy or Norway level teams in Asia except for Japan. I think they should be completely kicked out like Russia but from a purely football perspective they would highly likely qualify from Asia. A lot of Israeli players play for much better foreign leagues like MLS, Serie A, and La Liga and not their dogshit Israeli domestic leagues
>>155458496Chinamen are athletic, but i agree on kikes and jeets
>>155458337they pretty much own fifa through finances, branding and other things. about 2/3 of refs are on the payroll from IsraelI mean the hydration break?
Circumcision takes away your footy powers. It's like biblical Samson
>>155458516I mean if you ignore all the political fuss. They're definitely at Iran's or Saudi Arabia's level
>>155458337They can't just scream "antisemitism" and get the win and while they could just orchestrate it they are too lazy because bribing multiple countries is too much of a hassle just for sports
>>155458337Imagine having to play on the Sabbath
>>155458663It’s kinda a good thing they play for highly competive Europe. Since fifa won’t kick them out that’s the only way they could stopped. Israel at a World Cup is gross
>>155458746they make exceptions for IDF soldiers, would probably do the same for the football team
MOST games in europe are played on saturdays
Hating Israel has become pretty gay since all the normies hopped on the bandwagon. Think I'm going to be pro-kike going forward. Can't tolerate agreeing with the single, leftist white hags bitching on twitter anymore.
>>155458746Isn't half of the country secular anyway? I'm more excited about the gigantic clusterfuck it would create if they're grouped with Muslims who'd rather forfeit or some Euro/Sudaca team refuse to play them
the foreskin improves your soccer ability somehow
>>155458337too busy running the world
>>155458337turns out getting loans without any interest can't get you everything
cause you have to play against men and not women and children
>DAE ISRAEL BAD GAZA GENOCIDE?????
>>155459152yes israel is bad
>>155458401For a bunch of genestealers they are quite bad at stealing good genes.
>>155458401Complete bullshit. Israelis wouldn’t be Chads who bully all the other nations around if they were inept or physically weak.>>155458485This is the answer.
what sports are they good at?
>>155458590You're not going to get your $7k for this post
>>155458337>own all the money in the world >can buy every best player in the world and win every WC until the end of timeYeah I don't think they care. Too busy plotting the next terrorist attack in the United States to worry about kick ball
My boy YBenayingz…
>>155458854Based, also tell them Jeffrey Epstein dindu nothing, he was a good boy that gave great life advice in his e-mails.
>>155459314Killing Arabs lmao
>>155458401>3) Israel is so racist that they have no access to mercenaries and so the pool they can field from is very low qualityThey've had people born in other places playing for them relatively recently.
>>155458854Lmao are you 5?
>>155458854you tell'em , qween
>>155458337They have better sports over there
>>155458401>1) They are physically weak and unathleticdon't think this is true when they repeatedly win wars against all their neighbours
>>155458337Jews are a highborn race of intellectuals, philosophers, thinkers, scientists and engineers. Physical shenanigans and menial tasks are beneath us. Soccer/sports befits the lower capable and intellectually disabled races who value physical strength over mental prowess like a typical baboon.Enjoy your brainless circus and games while we split the atom and cure cancer.
>>155459700Only German Jews were like that and that's because they were germanized. What about Arab and Ethiopian jews?
I would like a sport where the presence of these shitty Muslim and Islamic countries is completely nonexistent or irrelevant.And that it be a sport totally dominated by Jews.
>>155459963Only Ashkenazis are real jews.
>>155458590Good morning rabbi. I see your new hasbara talking point is to try to convince conservatives to be pro Israel. Unfortunately for you, we hate you FAGGOTS more than the people you mock. Death to Israel and I hope I get to see you get skinned alive in 4K one day
>>155459152I love financing other countries' wars for literally 0 benefit
>>155458401>They need other people to do things for them because they are inept on their ownYeah about that…
>>155458450True, happened before
>>155460148Lol who are you trying to kid. American cuckservatives are more zionist than actual izraelis
>>155460242I'm not a boomer, I just won't side with muslims no matter what.
>>155458516The Arab countries and Iran, maybe some of the Turkish and Stan countries too, all forfeit to them. It’s why they aren’t in AFC, they used to be. The Israeli FA is a takeover of the original Palestine FA btw
>>155458337They're really only in it for the coinflip so there's really no point for them to put any effort for the rest of the game
>>155460108Chess? But there’s a bunch of Uzbekistani and Azerbaijani Chads who are quite good at it.
>>155461048Why do you feel you have to pick? You can hate both.
>>155461383Yeah I thought about it and... I'm just not going to side with muslims, sorry.
>>155461256If there are people from Uzbekistan and Azerbaijan, I'm not interested.Hockey isn't an option either because Kazakhstan is involved.
>>155461525I didn't tell you to.
>>155461048He called you a jew not a boomer, you dumb jewrat. Soon no one will be there to fight your wars for you, you fucking parasite.
>>155461820Why are you so rude Moroccobro, I thought you were cool :(
>>155459255They're underhanded. You can get a lot done with zero morals.
>>155461048guess why muslims are in europe in the first place
>>155458496israelis are arab jews. Theyre not the frail nerdy ones from europe
>>155459255>Israelis wouldn’t be Chads who bully all the other nations around if they were inept or physically weak.They are chads for using free tech which is paid for the muttgoys?P.S They are getting B T F O by Hezbollah.
>>155461820Morocco recognizes Israel and they even trade with them what a KWAB you are
>>155458496I can only remember Mark Spitz, which was probably an outlier
>>155459628they win wars cos they get billions of american tax payers money buying them literally the best tools of warfare in the world.
>>155463231When did they win a war?
>>155463231>>155459628forgot to add they themselves are incredibly unathletic. they're losers.
>>155463260they've been continously winning against palestine and lebanon and syria for a while now.
Genocidal states should be kicked from FIFA
>>155461525So are you retarded? He's saying that you can choose not to pick a side
>okay, Israel obliterates the Arabs at the genocide olympics, but it doesn’t count because I don’t like their gutslol
>>155459628Neighbors are just even weaker tbdesu. If you read any description of jewish populations made before ww2, they are always described as scrawny, weak, and frail people with poor hygiene. It's an observation that was made throughout different times and by authors of different faiths and political beliefs. So I think they were onto something.
>>155463231Back in the 60s and 70s their opponents were constantly supplied with soviet tools of warfare as well, plus arabs had like 10 times the numbers jews could mobilize. Arabs are just shit at war methinks, that's why they resort to cowardly tactics like suicide bombing.
>>155458627They lost all 4 games against Italy and Norway, and all 48 teams in the WC would beat Estonia and Moldova.
>>155461597Kazakhstan are irrelevant in hockey though, plus like half their team are ethnic Russians.
>>155463503I'm just not going to side with muslims like you do. :)
>>155463231Why are you posting such vile antisemitic caricatures? I'm shocked >>155463260>1948 arab Israeli war>Suez crisis>6 day war>you Kippur war>all insurgencies lead by Palestinian Liberation Front>82 Lebanon war>both intifadas>current Palestine boogalooSo, basically every war they were involved in. Also remember that Hamas' rise to power was backed by mossad lol, because they preferred religious fanatics over leftist Palestinian Liberation >>155464029>described as scrawny, weak, and frail people with poor hygiene>Early 20th century musings of European antisemites is a legit source >>155464257>back in the 60s and 70s their opponents were constantly supplied with soviet tools of warfareAnd how well did it go for soviet satellites? Lmao>methinksWtf you're either 50 or a redditor
>>155460395>for literally 0 benefitthe benefit is that your president doesn't get further exposed as the pedo kike he is
>>155462786Half of Israelis have eastern European ancestry. Modern Israel is basically the continuation of Soviet Union
>>155458337The jewish scum is in charge of the FIFA. Of course the owner won't go and get his hands dirty.
>>155458337What sport are they even good at?
>>155458854This, so much this
>>155467129Cattle ranching, they are so good the WC is being held in their biggest ranch
>>155458401>>155463231>>155463294i can almost smell your stench
>>155459628You mean their boyfriend USA bombs nations 100x smaller than them
>>155467253they won wars by themselves too. look up six day war.
>>155467129competitive manipulation endurance blackmailing
They have to play against full grown men instead of women and children
>>155467129chess
>>155467253paki
>>155458337Theye are in the European league because they couldn't play in the Arab one without getting bomb threats/attacks every match. There's no way they could get into the world cup with that competition.It would be fun to watch them get booed for just entering the stadium or kicking the ball and then watching FIFA try and kick 3/4s of the stadium to protect them.
>>155458854>Think I'm going to be pro-kike going forward.>tfYou never stopped to begin with
>>155467333he's going to claim that's part of a jewish master plan to let muslims into the UK so it becomes uhhh not pro-israel anymore.
>>155467333I hate this stat because white people name their kids hundreds of different names while Moslems only name their kids Mohammad so it only proves that 1/100 babies are Moslems
>>155467369it doesn't matter. there shouldn't be anyone called "mohammed" here at all.
>>155467369
>>155458337>How come they're so bad at football?They're bad at all sports. There's only one great jew athlete in all history.
>>155458627i meamt more that they would be under constant threat of violence if travelling to most Asian countries, not that they wouldn’t win games
>>155459700>we a) you're a loser 4channeler, just like the rest of us. The only thing you're splitting is the crotch of your pants when you bend over.b) a 10 point difference is hardly even noteworthy, as studies have shown it's possible to increase your IQ score by almost that amount.
>>155467367They view us as their enemies and they seek to destroy and annihilate us.
>>155467367Jews would rather have flesh-eating aliens that derive their sustenance exclusively from jewish DNA than Europeans because Christ chose Europe to spread the gospel to all of humanity.They live in opposition to the Lord.
>>155458401Don't forget physical labor is seen below them
>>155466699Some of those aren’t wars, some of them are wars and they didn’t win all of them. Assuming “winning” means achieving stated pre war goals by military means. Be more precise otherwise it starts looking like how the US won the Vietnam War. Just for example the 1982 invasion of Lebanon was Israel joining an ongoing civil war in which the side they joined didn’t win and in which Israel eventually withdrew (in 2000), saying Israel won a war in this example is totally inaccurate
They maxed out their black magic stats.https://www.bitchute.com/video/y34sPFablQat
>>155467525i know ahmed, consider going back.
>>155467275Did they win the recent Iran War? Saying they win all wars is dumb propaganda, they haven’t even won the Gaza War
Sports?
>>155459700Regardless of politics Israel is full of lowlifes too don't brag about it
>>155461077>Israeli FA is a takeover of the original Palestine FA btwWhich was majority Jewish, anyway.
>>155467627>Saying they win all wars is dumb propagandawho said "all"? they have won wars by themselves. you can only dispute this by lying about what i said.
>>155467638Don’t worry this thread will shut down now there’s too much factos being spat out
>>155467724Did I say that you said that, where did I say that? I never made such claims
>>155467743The Irish and Muslim obsession with talking about Jews 24/7 for decades on end. When you kill them all, what will you have to talk about, I wonder?
>>155467129Blowing up Arabs >>155467249>pot>kettle >>155467395I'm gonna call you Mohammad from now on
>>155467776>Saying they win all wars is dumb propagandayour own words. if you can't debate without lying like a toddler, you need to sit down and wait before attempting to take part. :)
>>155458337How to break people out of the spell of thinking that if you hate Israel you must automatically side with Muslims?
>>155458337Because we don't play in asia anymore due to monkeys getting severe asspain jutst seeing our flagWe were good in asia before moving to uefa, also have 1 appearance in the World Cup in 1970, and we're generally the best middle eastern country in spors after turkey and iran who have like 100m "people" each so
>>155467834Would you agree with what you’ve quoted there?
>>155458337Not enough diversity
>>155467820kys pshek don't even (you) me next time
>>155467874You were good because a lot of your opponents forfeited their matches against you. You’re on track to win the Euros soon enough if UEFA don’t kick you out first
>>155467922>weird skeletal wrinkly handHuh....
>>155467795>Irish obsession with Jews You just made that up, Moishe
>>1554679362 points against top euro teams in the world cup, cope and seethe
>>155467872There are two billion Muslims on this planet. Over a quarter of the world is Muslim. They understand now that all they have to do to divert any criticism of themselves is to either call you a Jew, a Zionist, or a golem. It's basically the Muslim version of Jews calling everything antisemitism. But there's two billion of them, and so they are loud about it and literally everywhere. The usual suspect flags (Canada, UK, Netherlands) never seem to shut the fuck up about Jews and are very, very outspoken in threads that even casually mention Muslims. >>155468006Case in point. Receive criticism about shitting up the catalog with /pol/ threads? >kike!!
>>155468024Based Mordechai (German name), I rate him
>>155467638>Sports?Protocol 13:3In order to distract people who may be too troublesome from discussions of questions of the political we are now putting forward what we allege to be new questions of the political, namely, questions of industry. In this sphere let them discuss themselves silly! The masses are agreed to remain inactive, to take a rest from what they suppose to be political (which we trained them to in order to use them as a means of combating the GOY governments) only on condition of being found new employments, in which we are prescribing them something that looks like the same political object. In order that the masses themselves may not guess what they are about WE FURTHER DISTRACT THEM WITH AMUSEMENTS, GAMES, PASTIMES, PASSIONS, PEOPLE’S PALACES …. SOON WE SHALL BEGIN THROUGH THE PRESS TO PROPOSE COMPETITIONS IN ART, IN SPORT IN ALL KINDS: these interests will finally distract their minds from questions in which we should find ourselves compelled to oppose them. Growing more and more unaccustomed to reflect and form any opinions of their own, people will begin to talk in the same tone as we because we alone shall be offering them new directions for thought … of course through such persons as will not be suspected of solidarity with us.
>>155467795>STOP BULLYING OUR HECKIN' OWNERSwe'll gut you too burger so you dont feel sad about being away from your beloved jews
>>155458337They're the server admins
>>155467922Lmao how insecure you need to be to try proving your (((whiteness))) on fucking 4chan>pshekThanks for proving my earlier point >>155467073Which Oblast is your whore mother from?
>>155468110>heh, don't you know that sports is a kike psyop?he said, on the /sp/orts board because he obviously likes sports>>155468115you can talk about kikes all you want you fucking faggot, but go do it one of the like 8 different boards dedicated to it and stop shitting up the catalog during the wc with your faggot nigger /pol/ threads
>>155458337jews arent usually very good at sports. they have some good baseball players though (sandy koufax most famous)
>>155468056Hatred of Israel isn't limited to Muslims, a majority of people under the age of 40 in most countries dislike Israel. inb4>you're a Muslim!I denounce the paedophile false prophet Muhammad, I denounce the evil book of lies that is the Quran
>>155467922Hey guys, look, its a guy from the Epstein files
>>155467453David Beckham is Jewish
>>155458882that's why they need to get the fuck out of where they don't belong (UEFA) and join AFC so they can win most of their matches by 3-0 forfeit and cakewalk to the WC
>>155458337They're too busy focusing on fields like money laundering, pedophilia, and genocide
>>15546828189% of those named in the Epstein files are Jews, by the way
>>155468056>Receive criticism about shitting up the catalog with /pol/ Lol no dude, that's not what you were doing ITT. You were pulling imaginary scenarios out of your ass and that's what you got shit for>banter? On MY 4chan?
>>155468246wtf you are here too? lmaoo picrel is him btw a literal paki who used to work in saudia and egypt>>i denounce the paedophile false prophet Muhammadcool taqiyya ahmed now denounce pakis in the uk
>>155458496nah, jews are def above jeets in sportsyou see them in nhl or mlb sometimes theyre not in nba as much but even there they have that guy on the blazers who is ok
>>155468481this brown paki be like "eh of course i hate muslims too? what's that? 250k british little girls raped by my cou- erm... i- mean pakis? that's bad but let me talk about israel some more"
>>155458854Jews are basically white considering their contributions to STEM and the humanities. At the very least they're part of the civilized (Western) world and are therefore superior to Palestinian and Shia biomass.
>>155458496No, the least athletic people are SE Asians probably. Philippines love basketball but aren't any good at it. Otherwise can you name any sport Indonesia, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Philippines are good at?
>>155468695manny pacquaio
>>155465825What's happened to England is the noses fault btw, you deserve it.
>>155464257>Literally dying in the name of war>Cowardly
>>155468418>money laundering, pedophilia, and genocideFake and gay "crimes" invented in the modern era; not one person in the year 1800 would have known the meaning of these wordsA real crime is murder, rape, arson, etc.
>>155468695badminton
>>155467570I'm not gonna argue with you over modern history m8. You asked which wars did Israel win, and I'd say most of these they were involved in. No need for hair splitting over definitions. im not even pro israeli, but I think they survived and thrived, while being surrounded by existentially hostile nations is worth recognizing
>>155468676>Jews are basically whitethen why white supremacists despises them?
>>155466744Oh! Hahaha, yay...
>>155461597>Costa Rican saying this
>>155467617When your children die you won't even curse the names of the hands that holds the knife that deals the blow, how sad
>>155468673Everyone in there should be executed, amd I wonder who's running the NGOs facilitating their boats?You'll say this when you had an entire island and all of hollywood doing even worse lol
>>155468676>Jews are basically white considering their contributions to STEM and the humanities.Jesus its all about mental gymnastics with you people. What the fuck is that even supposed to meaan?>>155469085>Luxembourg >defending pedophilia Color me shocked
>>155470574"Pedophilia" = having sex with a 16-year-old slut bearing enormous tits (literally the most natural and ordinary thing in all historical epochs before now)Stop being cringe and gay
>>155459628name one war they won without american help or outright carrying them
>>155458337They keep relying on tenets that have them believing favorable match results were promised to them 3000 years ago.
>>155468695Sepak Tekraw
>>155472506Six-Day War (four Arab countries BTFO by Israel in just six days with zero American help)Other questions?
>>155471804Its funny how obvious it is that you have never felt touch of a woman lol>16 yoLiterally not a crime anywhere in the world except for US of retardation. No, pedophilia = fucking prepubescent children you sick fuck. Stop pretending to be dumber than you are
>>155472781ah yes, the same war israel murdered 34 Americans on the USS libertyI think jews would prefer we forgot about that
>>155458337They rule and fix organized sports and profit from the dumb golem. NHL, NBA, MLB, NFL: all have Jewish presidents. Infantino is probably Jewish too though I haven’t looked it up.
>>155459255>physically weak.You don't need to be a physically strong as Africans to win wars in the industrialised war
>>155459255>Complete bullshit. Israelis wouldn’t be Chads who bully all the other nations around if they were inept or physically weak.They don't? The only people they are bullying is unarmed civilians in Palestine, the moment they tried to attack Iran, an actual country, they got their shit pushed in so hard Israelis were fleeing to other countries literally within 24 hours. It's been confirmed even by Israeli media that a lot of IDF soldiers wear diapers in Libanon because they genuinely can't stop shitting themselves when fighting Hizbollah. They are nothing without their american guard dog, which is why their main
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>>155479267go back to your real country ahmed also would love to see those" reports" lol do muzzies really
>>155479297
What will Israel do once the US stops supporting them?
>>155479334Die. Israelis are underestimating how much they are hated in America by people under the age of 50. If you had a national vote to fund Israel or not, 80-90% of this country will vote to cut them off. Once Trump is out of office, Israel will pay for its crimes
>>155475751>Literally not a crime anywhere in the world except for US of retardation. you say in public that you want to fuck 16 year olds and tell us how that goes for you. just because its not a crime doesnt mean modern society wont destroy you over it
>>155458345rare W
Crooked noses can't really use their tiny hats on the field in order to have total immunity and easily win matches, bld undastand.
>>155467500>10 point difference is hardly even noteworthyIt's the difference between the U.S and Iraq or Mexico.Utter retard.
>>155472506American heavy support only started flowing into Israel post-JFK assassination.
>>155481431IQ is pseudoscientific rubbish anyway. May as well argue about astrology
>>155475751In the context of that other retarded poster, "pedophilia" was definitely alluding to Epstein fucking 15-year-olds>>155476343So you confirm Israel didn’t need American help to trounce Arabs?
>>155479267Funny how you’re saying Israel "tried to attack Iran" (implying they tried but ultimately failed) while in reality, Israel killed the head of state, ministers, IRGC commanders and other major officials of Iran in just a few days, while all Iran could do in retaliation is attack a bunch of hotels in Dubai lolPost your brown skin now
>>155458496Chinks are athletic doe, see Olympics. Jeets have their meme sports like cricket and spearchucking or whatever. The heebs have nothing.
Because we could not afford football training into our foreign defense budget
>>155458337Can't see the ball properly, their noses obstruct their field of vision
>>155459700>picJews who would rather lie than tell the truth show statistics that say they have the highest IQ and expect others to believe them. Even if they are true, the sample size is too small to be reliable, it probably wasn't hard for you to rig the results to find 17 Jews with an IQ of 110 and send them to a study that sounds Jewish because you like rigging the results (e.g. Eurosong). >Jews are a highborn race of intellectuals, philosophers, thinkers, scientists and engineers. Physical shenanigans and menial tasks are beneath us.As far as I've noticed and as it says in the Old Testament, Jews spend most of their time and energy destroying others, not for the noble purposes you listed. In Israel, Hebrew is taught in school and your religious scriptures are studied, in the rest of the world the listed areas are taught. >Soccer/sports befits the lower capable and intellectually disabled races who value physical strength over mental prowess like a typical baboon.Israel has no football tradition because its neighbors don't want to play with it, and European teams are simply too good for them. >Enjoy your brainless circus and games while we split the atom and cure cancer.Enjoy your wasted, selfish and egotistical life because they told you you are special and not to play with others. Ironically, I think you are the least spiritually healthy people.
