Alliteration edition NRL>GAME 1Newcastle Knights v St George-Illawarra Dragons8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9McDonald Jones Stadium1.23-4.20>Round 16 action begins on tonight at McDonald Jones Stadium, as the Newcastle Knights host the struggling St George Illawarra Dragons. The Knights enter this fixture fresh off a bye in Round 15. Before their break, they suffered a hard-fought 30–32 defeat to the Storm. Despite that slip, they have won four of their last five matches to remain firmly in the top-eight. The Dragons also had a bye last week but remain at the bottom of the ladder. Their last outing was a disappointing 12–34 loss to the Sharks. With only one victory to their name this season, their defence has been a major issue, conceding an average of 30.2 points per match. Newcastle welcome back centre Bradman Best after a five-week lay-off with a hamstring injury. Greg Marzhew will be making his milestone 100th NRL appearance in this clash. The Dragons will heavily rely on veteran hooker Damien Cook to slow down Newcastle’s ruck speed and provide defensive structure in the middle. The teams met in Round 10 of this season, where the Knights ran riot in a 44–10 victory at WIN Stadium. St George Illawarra have historically enjoyed travelling to Newcastle, winning 18 of the 24 matches played at McDonald Jones Stadium. Knights 1-12 3.25Knights 13+ 1.81Dragons 1-12 5.20Dragons 13+ 12.50Knights -12.5 1.90 Dragons +12.5 1.90previous thread >>155439992
NRLW trials this weekend
The game was fucking awesome when is the next one?
>>1554648913 weeks, used to be every 2 weeks but retards took over
Newcastle 13+
>>155460971>NRLW trials
>>155464891u19s girls origin is only one game per year
>>155466587Kek
You've got to be an absolute sicko to watch NRLW trials
I couldn't watch the game or read the thread on wednesday. Was anyone surprised by the outcome or was it obvious seeing how QLD were the much better team in game 1?
I mean the blues were on top for most of the first half. The capitulation came in the second. Just a growing sense of the bottom falling out and sinking into the ocean.
>>155467628>QLD were the much better team in game 1and game 2
>>155464891you better join us for the next one, argiebro, no excuses!
>>155464891It was actually kinda slop desu, game 3 will be way better
>>155467628So good that they lost
It's been a strange week but the footy is back so don't forget to do your tips family xoxo
>Jess Arthurs signs with Catalans Dragons He's going to get so much French pusy
>poocos letting more talent go 2 more talented guys go and they can get another 40 yr old has been!
>>155460971The weekend
>>155477425looks like they're dodging the real footy as much as they can
Jesse Arthurs has signed with St George Dragons
Zac Lomax didn't make the Wallabies squad
Doing a big smelly new south welshman lads
Poo curse cult members were noisy on Wednesday night. Until they weren’t
Perth poonion is collapsing. Average crowds of 6,000 per game (and only 5 home games per season). No Australian rugby team made their finals.
>jannycel deleting NRLW player movement posts
>>155478534Wednesday night gave the most obvious poo curses ever. With a try straight from the kick off after a poo and then a second try before not long after.
>>155478709poo curse can only do so much against the mighty shitness of poo filth smells
>8pm matchfor fuck sake, i am so bored. goatcastle better bring the kino
>>155477425>>155478784Livestreams on nrl.comBullbitches vs Eelettes 6:15pm kick offhttps://www.nrl.com/news/2026/06/19/nrlw-pre-season-trials-all-you-need-to-know/
>>155478889Livestream linkhttps://www.nrl.com/news/2026/06/18/2026-nrlw-trial-eels-v-bulldogs/
>>155478784aus play t20slop at 6pm
>>155477359
Pub doneDinz in progress supercunts firstDraGODS win second for Teaganthank u for reading my blog
What's your expectation for Titans - Panthers tomorrow?
Will also be Raecene's first game against Red V
>>155478652Grim
>>155476935Thanks babe :^*
BREAKING: a second New Zealand team is emerging as the favoured outcome for a 20th NRL side.The upcoming broadcast deal could place a 10th game as early as 2029, and an ARLC delegate has touted the brand new One New Zealand Stadium in Christchurch.
Confirmed. Nine cares more about MAFS than NRL.
>>155479403This is a big reason why Nine never took on Monday Night Football back in the day
>>155479345The Queenstown Kea's! vs The Gladstone Wipers!
>>155479403>amanda>reality tv slopno wonder their coverage of the footy is SHIT SHIT SHIT
>>155479138Pootans ambush
>>155479345Chooks v Keas rivalry confirmed
should expand the nrlw first desu
>>155479496They need Argie support it’ll give the boys a lift
>>155479633I'll expand it iykwim
>>155479403No long term thinking. MAFS will be a meme in a few years while League will still be pulling numbers. Retard!
One more isn’t enough we need fivehttps://youtu.be/s6Vl_OFScbc
*six in total
>1 game tonight>It's at 10pm>it's poocastle vs poogansSorry Vlandys, but you'll have to do better than that if you want my viewership of your product
>>155479727Nobody cares about your meme island.
I like The Kea's name and mascot more but I prefer the Orcas Logo and colours
origin always fucks up all my tippingkatoa and cobgod not playing for the dolphins surely that's a free game for the tigers???
>>155479744Yes they do
>>155479706I can see my office from there
Queenstown Keas is a great name
>in a different world we could have had Queenstown Keas vs Perth Quokkas
>>155479403The last season of MAFS was mid
>>155479820we weren't even allowed a single (1) T20 world cup match, so what chance was a full peem https://digital.scene.co.nz/html5/default.aspx
I’ve done the research so you don’t have to and here’s what should be the five new teams in NZ>Hamilton Cougars>West Auckland Geminis>Wellington Orcas>Christchurch Bulls>Queenstown Keas
>>155479908Not bad, but I'm thinking:>Hamilton Cowpats>West Auckland Methpipers>Wellington Flamboyance>Christchurch Sourcunts>Queenstown Keas
>>155479820Genuinely fucking pisses me off that Vlandys weird obsession with the Bears (and Rugby League as a whole's obsession with the 80s and 90s) cost us this. The kids over there would have loved the Quokkas man such an opportunity wasted
>>155480012they're just so happy!
Tea
>>155480169corr i know that urine gonna taste and smell good
>>155480169why does that nugget have a beak
>>155480177Do brussel sprouts made pee taste different? I haven't partaken
>>155480169What are the other crumbed things just above the Brussel sprouts?
>>155480209That's the head nugget
>>155480216Crab claw bite things, basically crumbed surimi with crab flavouring
fuck thought it was at 645LIVE https://www.nrl.com/news/2026/06/18/2026-nrlw-trial-eels-v-bulldogs/
>>155480269why do they play trials instead of regular games
>>155480169Farts will be diabolical tomorrow
>>155480169>white mousebrave
why the fuck is everyone saying diabolical all of a sudden? my boomer boss called me it the other day
>>155480296just trying to set the stage for the opening of the gate to hell on earth don't worry about it
The Hobart Diablos
>>155480284to trial
my first 90-0 is going to be diabolical tonight
>>155480169dis nigga eatin BEAKS
dis nigga cuttin HEADS off
>dealers are asking $125K for a 200 series cruiser with 77K on the clock>with a straight faceabsolute fucking CLOWNWORLD
*drives to Woolies*
/nrl/ is a coles general
>>155480415hey m8 some of us like to get towed out of the rising tide every now and then.
>>155480433kek
>>155480284You know the men do it too right
>>155480295What's wrong with white mouse?
>>155480471Not the NSW men
Fox panel really talking up the dragons>it might rain they almost beat penrith once when it was also raining
Argentina is just Irish on his vpn attentionfagging
>>155480573Argentina is actually cool though so it can’t be him.
67
>>155480473white computer stuff back 40 years ago would turn yellow without being touched all the time
>>155480295I bought a washable keyboard and mouse (Kensington).Every other week I wash them in the sink.Only downside is that it's a regular keyboard with no fancy LED, gaming switches or advanced shit like that. But I don't care too much.
>>155480727you wash your keyboard, but you don't wash your arse. curious.
18 minutes till footy familydo the dishesget your snacks
>>155480739I do both (not at the same time).
>suliface.mp3
>their armour is weakest under the arm and behind the leg
>>155480941id pay good money to watch Daddy Dean bareback some of those twinks
>suli blown out his back :(
St George Ninja Assassins they are not
>>155480955A man of culture
Family Tips Late Night Friday Night Uncut Edition 13 tipped GOATcastle0 tipped poogans 1 forgetful fairy
Argie, you cheer for Newcastle here it’s better for the Titans regarding the spoon
If Newy don’t win by 30+ then the Drags should get the 2pts
>all that kiwi engineering above the stands final destination shit
>>155480986>1 forgetful fairyShould boot them. They’re bringing the average down
What’s the scaffolding on the top tier of the Joey stand about?
>>155481006theyre building 20000 new seats
That’s a lot of seats
>sulihip issue that is BLEEDING into his back
>>15548100620,000 domestic dwellings for the latest load of Albostralians
That’s good they’ll get a nice introduction to rugby league in their new country
FORWARD
based eminem with a mullet
That was forward
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
It's over
newcastle CHEATERS
gutherSHIT
Actually I take that back it looked fine from the head on camera
>>155481086I was about to post her >:(
>>155481090Many such cases
>>155481069>>155481083get your eyes checked
Wasn't St George a Knight who slayed a Dragon?
vpn irish throwing out BUCKETS of bait tonight lads
>>155481113Stop asking questions
>>155481086Saving this have a great idea for an edit. I’ll try get it done for next dragons game
WE WANT 90
poogans bro...
based eminem with a mullet, again!
Laurie Daley is going to ruin Fletcher Sharpe and call him up for game 3
>>155481126i guarantee that anything you would be making is a 3min job MAX
>>155481113They were originally the Dragon Slayers and the logo was a knight upon horseback slaying a dragon. Not sure what happened exactly but they’re a very sus club
>>155481126
>>155481145laurie daley has to figure out how to use a phone first. we're safe.
>>155481113>Saint George was an early Christian martyr, he was a soldier in the Roman army. Of Cappadocian Greek origin, he became a member of the Praetorian Guard for Roman emperor Diocletian. During the Diocletianic Persecution, he was sentenced to death for refusing to recant his Christian faith, before his death he was famous for slaying, Charizard the Scorcher.
>>155481030For you
>>155481149Yeah, I’m very busy right now I don’t have 3 minutes. It’s a great concept though, you’re gonna love it
Dylan Brown more like Dropit Dropper
Starting to think Dragons were never actually real lads
>>155481086>>155481101>>155481126
Dropping Brown
>>155481152Youse guys shorten everything. There's no way people were saying Dragons Slayers every time.
COOKED GOT SMOKED BY HIS PEEMMATE KEK
>>155481184True, we usually just shorten it to FAGGOTS
ow muh face
>>155481184sometimes we shorten things but they're no shorter afterwards
Still can't believe the Broncucks lost to the Poogans if I am being honest
>>155481113Asked my poogans supporting dad this once and he got angry and told me not to question it.
If Knights are ruthless this could be anything Dragqueens have turned up
They should be it’s a tight top 8 and the for and against might get them a home final. St George might rally too
>>155481113And a rabbitoh is someone who hunts rabbits. Bit of a theme
pooasslel will keep making mistakes. they're being stupid like always. and dragons will get up.you watch.
>>155481113Yes but it's considered highly dracophobic nowadays.
if thats true why do people call them the bunnies
>>155481221Do tell
>>155481259I prefer the alternative explanation that a rabbitoh is a kind of small rabbit.
>>155481266same number of syllables, but changed so less effort to saylike missus becomes misso
guthershit redemption arc tonight
>Cowboys >Logo is cow horns and not an actual cowboy
>poocos>new logo is a droopy penis not an actual bronco
If you guys win today try to keep the thread alive among the Aussie shit posting.
silly poocastle you only get 1 free forward pass each half
>Mo-sgoowtf ive always said it Mah-zoo
>>155481266I call Coolangatta, "Cool and the gatta"It's not shorter, but it's funnier (at least to me).
suli would have scored there :(
Brisbane is shortened to Bris-Vegas which is longer
FLANAGOD
FLANHOLM FUCKING GOD ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>holmes?
FIREBACK DRAGGGGOOODDDDDDDS*burns your little cutlery set to cheap molten stainless steel*
>>155481349never heard this said outside this general
Asu Kepaoa was sent off in the NSW game for using a homophobic slur
>>155481349no one calls it that, its brissy
>letting it bounce you lucky fucker
poocastle looking petrolled
>>155481349Sounds bogus
>>155481408Why don't NRL players take cute pics like this?
because they're busy playing footy and not pretending toDRAGODS
FLANAGOD REDEMPTION ERA
poocastle bros...
>>155481408The girlsAlso great try
SEND IN THE HOBBIT RIGHT NOW
>12-0Most dangerous lead
Joey would be rolling in his grave
I may have been too optimistic when I tipped 60+
dragons aren't even the worst team in the comp anymore
>>155481447Too busy spreading transvestite propaganda to children
STOP LETTING THE BALL BOUNCE REEEE
gutherWHINGE
>taking the cowardly poo.. AGAINST THE POOGANS
>taking the poo
>taking the two
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
dog’s breakfast
TRY TRY TRY OFF OFF OFF
??
>taking another poo kek couldn't imagine being a poocastle customer we pooion now boys
Good refeeringLucky to even get a goal kick
>double poo curseRUH ROH
kek and he knocked it on
>they took the 2 againabsolutely tilted
>>155481590>>155481599
Going to need another 3 tries from Sharpe lads
https://youtu.be/Og7u3sKuegMFugazi - Waiting Room
Should I watch this game? Looks closeHave the poogans turned the corner?
>>155481718Classic fugazi is great
>>155481718Beyond based. 13 songs is one of my favourite albums.
>>155481759yeah but which of the 13 is your favourite one
pooasslel are playing like absolute dogshit. all of them should be ashamed.
>less than 2 minutes to seetheHe’s quick!
le Fox AI does NOT know about the curse let alone the DOUBLE curse
>>155481805Gonna assume you're not memeing me and say Give Me The Cure
We’ll waste a challenge thanks
>>155481866Or not
>>155481866they retained it :P but still gotta fight the clear poocastle refball >:(
Ow my nose
OWW MUH FACE
normal short drop out poogans try
Just wanna see ponga
try the dunny
anyone tried to double shoulder charge yet?
no try
BROWNGOD SMITHGOD
HOLY
POO CURSE CANT STOP USSET THE FUCKING TABLE
They’ll kick on now
Me in the back
>>155482061Explain this
>>155482121Needed a beach sprinter there on defence
Based ponga in a beanie
>>155482121>Brad Chicken Legs Best
wouldn't want to get lost getting out of the stadium tonight lads
>>155482121Was gonna request a webm. Very n
>>155482148nice of the club to give free tickets for the scaffolders
THE POO CURSE WILL NOT BE DENIED
bring it home boys
classy Luciano
Classic Val
KEKK
>Holmes
LMAO send this cunt to Perth
HAHAHAHA
Most braindead challenge award goes to the Poogans
??????????????????
KEK we need to be rid of all Flanagoons
Send Flanno’s kid to Perth too. Surely there’s some young hotshit halfback somewhere in the world they could bring in
>thought you were going to hi-5 me kekKEKK E Ksutton's moment to make a friend
Latrell Mitchell has signed with Perth Bears
>>155482293yeah cause he googled bears and saw that they hibernate 6 months out of the year kek
No, knights will win of course lol
Seeing Gutho try to run is so depressing
>>155482309
>>155482309I’ll pay that
>owww my head >lets just let poocastle catch their breathe :^)
>>155482309lol
I wish I could hibernate for six months of the year
poogans to get another try sloan (who wasn't going to play) kicks the winning fg
Holmes more like poomes LOL
No pressure Val
DRAGODS
Could the Poogans just have Val wear a QLD jersey?
umm poocastle?
22 incoming
>>155481506yeah its the broncos
Poolentine Poolmes
FUCK the score should be 22-24 btw
Behead val rn
>a game winning double poo
Something’s wrong with him tonight usually his kicks are dead straight and high
LEARN TO KICK CHAMP
It’d be 18-20 without the poos
Got chest pain lads
>>155482463Try burping
>>155482463Chew some aspirin rn frfr no cap
>St Poo
>>155482463Try burpees
>>155482463Go take a poo
>>155482463Can I have your PS5?
gonna need a 150m guthership try lads
soft penalty
LOWER YOUR FORCE touch footy bros we eatin' good
Should’ve taken the poo and two minutes off the clock there
DROPPED THE ASHES
KEKEKEKKEKEKKEKE FLANAGSHIT FUCKED IT
Flanagoof
So close to kino..
flanaSHIT
>>155482539>>155482533>>155482542retards
FLANNO MORE LIKE KEKKO
Thread soundtrack:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WKwGgn83_k
Sloan was merely pretending to touch it
Oh that Arab Dragons fan will be going ballistic
Never in doubt
>>155482547
Imagine almost losing to St George
The unconvincing Newcastle knights
synchronised mouthguard in the socks
>>155482553
>>155482581Nobody lost to St George since last century
kek thanks Val
>3rd on the ladder>F/A is like +30 lmao absolute fucking state of the nrl
bed time lads, aussie play at 5am
who were humiliated by the poogans more, poocastle or poocos
>>155482614They’ll slide back to 6th after manly, phins and pooster/pooarks win
>>155482635answer rhymes with wankcos
>>155482635Broncucks who lost to be poogans and peels this season, truly embarrassing.
Real quokka hours
>>155482683GOATcastle heemed both of those peems. Poogans twice.
>losing with more triespoogans bro...
The Perth Quokkas wouldn't have gone down like that
>>155482463i told you not to eat that beak nugget bro
GOATCASTLE
>>155482766Your not supposed to eat the beak?
>>155482839In China it's considered a qi boosting aphrodisiac don't listen
>>155482635One lost, one didn’t. Dumb question is dumb
>back to back cowardly poos >won
Wins and losses don't matter. Being a supporter of the St George Dragons is enough. St George are rugby league.
>>155483085>St George Dragons1921-1998
business idea: next season I keep record of every poo a peem takes and then /nrl/ awards the team with the most poos the POO award
I asked Gemini and Chat to do it but they're too lazy
im trans btw
last for a magic trick*abracadabra I summon a smelly loser to post after me*
