Offseason Trade Board edition
the fortress? surged on
My penguins ):
>>155460602Who is this faggot? MY johnson makes better lists.
The bar has been set
>>155460602dilly bros nobody wants our hapa boy
>>155461328The bar is set at "delusional lafftard".
>>155461590It hasn't moved in 70 years.
It seems like Bedard is choosing to stay with the Blackhawks.BUT WHY?? Thats so fucking Bedarded..
>>155461832Go back to r/nhlcirclejerk
>>155461826Set in stone really.
slopdown? cancelled
>>155460602Why isn't Dylan Larkin on that list?
>>155461929Why cause you can't talk about real hockey here since you don't know anything about it?Wanna talk about golf instead?
>>155462401because he's not
>>155462481you're fucking boring and reddit bucko
>>155462489Why not?
>>155462520Name one thing reddit about me and my team. I DARE YOU
>Akhtyamov needs one more win in order to feel anything at all Game 4 of the Calder in a little less than 10 bing, lads
how come they don't set up one timer in soccer like in hockey? the shooting lane seem to be much bigger
>>155461328why would toronto trade him?
>>155462706Why are they so disruptive to the First Amendment?
>>155462634reasons
>>155462803What raisins?
>scoreless draw at the Coca Cola Coliseum in lovely downtown Toronto, Ontario, Canada
>raped bitch postingand im out
You already were out, you gay bitch
how much money is bedard's contract gonna be?
>>155463136$17.5M/AAV according to NHL26
>the city of lovely downtown Toronto fucking weak
>>155461832Chicago is a world class city
>>155463274I'll give you that, but deep dish is not traditional pizza, and it's facetious to assume it is
>>155463267
>most dangerous draw at the Triple C
you ever wonder what it feels like to be draft fodder, especially when the only thing your old team is getting is draft picks or god forbid "future considerations?"
>the city of Rosemont
>>155460602Why is the rags organization and their fans so eager to dump Trochek? The rags want to compete now, who the fuck do they think they are going to replace him with?
>>155460879what the hell is "regular season score"here's the records post olympic break
My Marlies are gonna sweep
>>155465265Sure seems that way
What do you get when get chinese takeout?
I dont get chinese takeout
I prefer the buffet, but they've gotten stingier since COVID
>laffs
sup bro's im at work it sucks
>>155466092Watching ahl hoc :)
chickity china the chinese chicken
>>155465427Funny you should ask because I was about to make a post about the pork lo mein I just got. The food is mid AT BEST, but it is very reasonable priced and close. I don't get chicken because they use the lowest possible grade so the dry roast pork strips don't have a rollercoaster of textures.Anyways I believe the place is run by some FOB and his smoking hot wife. I rarely attracted to asian women but she does it. Maybe because she doesnt look 12. One day I came in and she was wearing these tight white little shorts and the juxtaposition of her against the sweaty cooks back in the kitchen (you can see all the way through the kitchen, very brave) did me in. Thanks for asking
>>155466157cool are the marlies winning :)
>>155466490Yes, 2-1 :D
>>155466324based
>>155466546cool i just looked up what a marlie is and apparently it was a nickname for when the team was called marlboros? and they changed it to marlies to not be confused with the cigarettes? is that true? it's what the ai summary said desu
>>155466624Probably desu, we love our Marlboros here
>>155466624>>155466938what actually is a marlboro
>>155466624https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_of_Marlborough_(title)It's like how the Regina Pats are not called that because they are the Regina Patriots; it's a reference to Princess Patricia of Connaught, for whom the team is named after >Thanks for asking, caller
>>155467150see>>155467251
saw some garbage on the street so I went to pick it up because I'm White and it was a three quarters full jar of nutella
>>155467336Well, you gonna eat it, pink pony club bro?
>>155467353i would but i don't know where it came from
>>155467251oh right probably should have known that
>>155467375Some kid was eating it by the mitt full and threw it out da car
>>155467439im going to eat a spoonful to test it for fentanyl
>>155460879stat guy blake making up garbage data to try and prove some sort of point. explain how the score is determined
There are a lot of references to royalty in Canadian hockey teams >and I find that charming cause I'm a Burgerstahni and have no personal reference for living in a monarchy, although I do understand government corruption and oppression both as concepts and a reality
>>155467587>asking a balkan to provide proofs
>>155467336My parents gave me. a huge jar of nutella and I haven't ate it
McDavid's going to the Habs
>>155467705can i have it
>>155467763we can share it but you have to bring bread
>>155467758>McDavid's will retire without a Stan Lee ring to his credit [i feex]
>>155467758mcdavid is too stupid to learn french
>>155467780deal
>>155467787Montreal is going to be a legit contendah in two years >>155467811The players don't bother learning French anymore
was hoping we could get a Flames thread at some point again bros
>the city of the Chicago Wolves
Why do Finnish "people" look like this?
Yet Swedish people look fairly attractive like this?
>>155467865https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_heritage_disease
>>155467853suzuki downloaded duolingo
>fairly attractive
>>155467865>>155467895
>>155467909My community has tay-sachs :(
>Cursed
>>155468055>rags
o6bros...
>>155467895>>155467938
>>155468039David also made plenty of unselfish plays while on hat-trick watch, passing to his teammates. While McDavid kept trying to dangle the entire opposition like a retard. Selfish, selfish player that McBitch.
>>155468105missed 3 of the rags cups
>>155468105FlamesBros it would've been 2 if we weren't jewed :(
>>155468105why isnt the wild on this list
>>155468160>rags>>155468221>lames>>155468228>mild
>>155468228maybe they should start with a central division title first
What have I missed in the Calder final? Just tuning in now and the Chicago goalie got run or something?
>>155468282KWAB
>tuning into the Calder Cup series at the literally fucking end of the last game You're missing a genome
Mika Zibanejad and Chris Kreider might get their jersey numbers retired by a franchise that has been around for 100 years
My hurricanes won the Stanleyb owlt. Lifelong since 1997
>>155468541they should just hang mika from the rafters
Mcdavid wants to play with Celebrini again. He is going to San Jose
>>155468282kwab they lost a team to the sunbelt too kwab
Does gary keep the Sens as a way to punish players?
My Marlies were goated this yearToo bad the Leafs are run by retards, past and present >prim3au
>>155468862>laffs
>>155468790also, Nashville
Hurricanes main logo is shit. Its just something they rushed together when the team moved from Hartford. They just quickly shit something out. I prefer their flag logo
>it was 3-1Nyo....
who is the best american tender of all tenders?hellebuyck, richter, miller, barrasso, or bussi?
>>155468934Thrashers clears easy desu
>>155468934yeah sure everyone says that but I've never seen anyone come up with anything better
>>155469112What about the GOAT Tim Thomas
>>155469168Me in my dream job (paper opposition for a regime)
>>155469197BASEDI had to miss his event signing for my mom's birthday
>the duchy of Toronto
>tie gameFUCK
>>155469168they should collaborate with nintendo for one of those angry looking clouds
>more dangerous draw at the Coca Cola Coliseum
hold on to yer butts
do you think domenick fensore only plays d because his name sounds like defense
>>155469542>domenick fensore>Defensore Gary, call Hasbro and make them an offer
My Marlies will win this game, the portal is open, that is the reality I choose:)
Gary should have them do an NHL episode of Law and Order SVU
>>155469999CHECKED
>>155469999>>155469999>>155469999>>155469999>>155469999>>155469999
>>155469999but at what cost?
>>155470023mike danton
>>155469999CHECKED.
Connor where are the trades?
>more dangerous extra puck at the CCC
just woke up from a 10 year coma how many cups have mcdavid and matthews won
>thunderstorm outside >im inside shitposting I have been been more comfy
>Gary time at the triple C
>not making any sense
>>155470068The cost is I wonnered :)
>>155470894They have not won any cups. Mcdavid however won the prestigious 4 nations world championship and Mattews won olympic gold
>>155471003comfy is just a code word for boring desu
GaryTime™ is an NHL-branded property, how dare you, and such
The Gary point is just woke nonsense to get the meme wildcard in
EYYYYYYYY I'M TAKIN A GARY OVA HEREEEEEE
>>155471003
general reminder accounts and descriptions of the game without garys express written consent is prohibited
Gary Thanking Hours shall commence at once
Yep it’s official hockey has been replaced by soccer in. Canada
>>155472236I thought you lads were a cricket country>Sweep Deniedgg, Wolfpuppers
>>155472313
just had a few cheeky latenight cookies, m8's
>>155472370Bud wishes he looked like that
>>155472236You goddamn PEOPLE....
>>155472313>I thought you lads were a cricket countryWe have been having a tough time getting our cricket national team truly running for various reasons.
big mistake not winning that game, I think they could have taken the series if they did
>>155461328Trading away Matthew Knies when he's your best rookie scorer since Marner, just laffs things
>>155472447Canadians are drawn to winning teams we don’t tolerate mediocrity
>>155472426cope bud's cuter
well, at least hockey isn't over yet
>>155472449dont reply to him retard
Vegas got belt to ass
fellow el menchobros/hockey canadabros/keir starmerbros...
>>155473584I'd love to be in her bedroom on her bedside table if you know what I mean
Huomenta but the opposite
Time to completely butcher the mock draft and get almost everything wrong. Reminder a scout will look at you dead in the eye and claim "size matters" when Carolina just won a cup with a line of two wingers under 6ft tall. 1. TOR. Gavin McKenna 2. SJS. Chase Reid3. VAN. Caleb Malhotra4. CHI. Ivar Stenberg5. NYR. Carson Carels6. CGY. Viggo Bjork7. SEA. Daxon Rudolph8. WPG. Keaton Verhoeff9. FLA. Ethan Belchetz10. NSH. Alberts Smits11. STL (via DET). Tynan Lawrence12. NJD. Alexander Command13. NYI. OIiver Suvanto14. CBJ. Wyatt Cullen15. STL. Oscar Hemming16. WSH. Ilia Morozov17. LAK. Ryan Lin18. WSH. JP Hulbert19. UTA. Tommy Bleyl20. BUF. Elton Hermansson21. PHI. Jack Hextall22. PIT. Nikita Klepov23. BOS. Adam Novotny24. VAN. Xavier Villeneuve25. SEA. Maddox Dagenais26. NYR. Yegor Shilov27. SJS. Liam Ruck28. MTL. Juho Piiparinen29. STL. Marcus Nordmark30. CGY. Mathis Preston31. CAR. Simas Ignatavicius32. OTT. Adam Nemec
dont read posts with anime pics
>>155467895do you know that you're gay?
>>155474033i dont know who any of these people are
>>155474496busts
>>155474033>4. CHI. Ivar StenbergThis would be a nightmare.
>>155474515literal millennial gifted kid burnout genny btw
>>155472447
>>155472521Then why are so many canadian teams mediocre
>>155474853salary cap, but some of you aren't ready for that conversation yet
Wolves avoided Calder sweep in OT, what happens next game?
>>155475854Another win until the reverse sweep happens and the Canes will win both the Stanley and its AHL affiliate the Calder.
>>155472232I made fun of Canes as many did but knew they broke through with that ONE win over my kitties last year.Perserverance, when few organizations don't trust the plan they did.Plan the fucking parade you beautiful bastards.
our sens will win the atlantic and the cup next season
>>155471003The Gary Cup was fun but the sunbelt reaches its peak with a landfalling hurricane.
it’s nice to finally see the canes get some respect as they deserve it. they’ve been a strong team for years now, but could never crack the ECF despite having several great regular season runs. I remember when the devils would call them the carolina candy canes in 2002. they’ve come a long way since, and they didn’t have the easy path laid for them like vegas did. they’ve earned their place as a legacy franchise, especially given the whalers history. not trying to go full glaze but I’m genuinely happy for them and their fans at this time and RBA should be HOF already. the style they play is formidable and they are fun to watch.
>>155468228why do you seethe about the Wild so much? It's like a thing with (You)
it should be the blue jackets time but both kent johnson and cole sillinger suck
>>155476733the canes own the devils though probably harder than any other opponent, maybe the islanders
just took a marner that was over 2 feet long, I marner you not
My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo.We've washed ourselves in Conors Blood and free'd Alberta tooWe're taking down the /hoc/ machine (you) by (you) by (you)The Flames Man marches onWe're taking down the Zog machineJew by Jew by Jew.the white man marches on.
>>155476848I'm not a Flamiac but now this right here is based.
unrelenting stream of newfag and reddit
the wild should trade quinn before he leaves for nothing
>>155476816I took multiple sharter farts at work today.On the clock.
>>155476919did they surge the fortress?
>>155476903Would they even be able to get half of the value they gave up by trading him away now?
IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW JOYOUS THINGS REALLY ARE
don't let Vegas's humiliation make you forget every other team that also got BTFOd
>>155476968they can get pettersson
>>155477106>Kaprizov and Pettersson on the same teamThat'd be infinitely worse than the Parise and Suter years. Would love to see it.
>>155476952It was a a stankoven for you.
>>155477156rev up the kino
IF I WIN THE CUP WILL YOU DIE?
Good Midsummer everyone
staal bunyan was cooking with oil, gas, and gravy
>>155477471I thought that it wasn't until June 21
>>155477517Technically yes but we celebrate it on Friday
>>155476526us americans will allow it because it would make the laffs and oilshits seeth uncontrollably. snes winning is the best outcome of lord stanley returning to canada
>>155477511stellar post
I can't stop thinking about the Flames
>>155476761grim
I hate Europeans so much its unreal.
>>155477592imagine the dominick meltie lmao
>>155477471To Gary's credit the playoffs finish in Spring.Barely.
>>155477511>>155477873europoors don't know about Babe the Big Blue Ox
>>155477011>"LADY"yeah, i'm sure
>>155477873Same
>>155477873We have done nothing to you.
what's up bros
deeez nuuuts !
aw nice
>>155474896unlock it bud
>Late-night news:>Don’t expect this to be finalized until the morning, but there is word the Toronto Maple Leafs and Tampa Bay Lightning are working on a sign-and-trade for Darren Raddysh.>The 30-year-old defenceman had a breakthrough 2025-26 with 22 goals and 70 points
>>155478972There's no way he gets 8 years, right?
>>1554791238 years, NMC, the works
>>155478972>it's fucking realKWAB
Our Soccer ball team beat the Quatarians. we are elite now.
>>155479282soccer would be a better sport if the field were like half its current size or less, and there were fewer players on the field per teambasically if it were more like hockey
>>155478972they should get his brother taylor too so they can collect all the veggie bois
I saw a pajeet riding a motorbike without a helmet he was wearing only a turbin. Will Gary allow Indian hockey players to wear a turbin instead of a helmet?
>>155479301well indoor soccer is like that but the ground is hardwood flooring
>>155479301Watch futsal its already a thing and no offside
>>155479301also if the players werent such pussy's they are always pretending they are hurt
gary really doesn't want mckenna to go 1oa it seems
>>155479360just like mark rock
>>155479369All the GMs who thought Shane Wright was a bust were right. Who knows maybe Mckenna will be as well.
>>155479123>>155479174Think 7 years is the maxed now
>>155479424starting after july 1st
playing vidya
>>155479384i hope the entire 1st round is a bust so gary can eat crow
>>155479450whats on tap tonight
bouchard really ditched nurse to hang out with the boys in milan. damn. it be your own people.
>>155479477i have a nightmare weekend at work so as fun as mina is, i'm not trying to sweat. i'm playing comfy adventures of elliot. you doing work on injustice 2?
>>155479736ye but I'm not really playing it tonight, I'm making the AI grind bunch of events that I need to do for Gorilla Grodds legendary gear while I do other stuff.
>>155479759cool
>>155479436Oh
kek tiny fumbled another one
>>155480016kwab not a surprise what happened now
champhausens
faghausen's gay curse didn't stop the canes from stomping vegass
kek it do be like that tho
every night with this shit huh
>>155480072ackchyually he cursed vegas after since it's all faggotry paid cameos and they never won another game
>>155480016Fumbled what
>>155480126
>>155480187so you dont know
>>155480194true it was a gay magazine
Just dropped a TML era marner
>>155480199Yeah
>>155480204
>bovines banned from rinkside match>jen reporting from the rafters
it was a bodybuilding stanley cup final
>>155480208you might need to get that checked out, man
>>155480208just took a midnight marner myself
I havent looked at the vault in awhile, theyve uploaded some really good stuff
yea there's a new stacy cruz i've been binging
>>155480221jen
>>155480288yeah... i would've cheated on miss pancake titties too.
shootouts are more kino than any OT slop you post bozo
>>155480379is that nurse there too? heh
>>155480379pancakes rule
>>155480425Find somewhere else to steal your memes from
>>155480425he better watch out for gunslingers
it was a bodybuilding cindy
>>155480500>tfw have a misfits shirt on rn
>>155480462
>>155468105What's with Pittsburgh teams having such good championship records?The Penguins sucked forever, and had most of their success under a former player who basically won the team in a lawsuit. How are they as successful as any other team in the NHL since it became a real league?
>>155480799
Gary has been a victim of antisemitism for his entire life.
what could the rags offer the sharks to get 2nd?
>>155481225nothing
>>155480379
>>155480301the disney vault?
>>155481547I bought my Tangled bluray when it came out so I dont have to worry about it being locked away in the Disney vault
Gary is an Islands of Adventure chad
I THINK GARY SUCKS
>>155481748
Islands in the streamThat is what we areNo one in betweenHow can we be wrong?Sail away with meTo another worldAnd we rely on each other, ah-ahFrom one lover to another, ah-ah
ain’t no way gary’s delicate wrists could handle .45 recoil
>>155481893nah he's got blanks loaded (still deadly at close range tho)
huomenta /hoc/tards!
>>155481925no it isn't
>>155481929this is bedard's boytoy is it not?
I’ve read that Gary has an intern hold the gun for him
>>155481939i'll zuck ya
>>155481973you've heard correctly since gary has parkinsons disease sadly
Davo MOGGED this trashy wigger EXTRA HARD
>>155482117what is that crackhead doing on the ice next to mcdavid?
First, he buckbroke laffs on the ice. Now, he's gonna do it in the shower room.
>>155482276he's just doing his best kirby impression give him a break man
>>155482117https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4fbdcuQSMnI
wood berry
>>155482276Why are Czechs so violent?
>>155482276Kinda weird that's what you're thinking about
just a bunch of gay niggas hanging out in the am.
>>155482359yeah
>>155482353>laffs
we should hang you from a tree
>>155482359sheeeit
nothing wrong with being a gay faggot in the nhl
>>155482359yah
>>155482442yeah but he said gay nigga
>>155482445
I went to high school with this dude. Good for Ryan, becoming head coach of the Vegas Knights! Now he's got a decision to make about the rapist Carter Hart.
>>155482442>that's right, bro
>>155482474he should rape hart and get it over with
>>155482474he seems like a cool dude
>>155482471sex
Happy Juneteenth! How are you guys celebrating?
>>155482774Alone in my apartment
>>155482774celebrating juhannus with alcohol as usual
>>155482852>>155482853Both good choices. I regret not drinking yesterday
>>155482774i just finished drinking 750 ml of 40% vodka and will now go to bed and do it again after work today
>>155482774I'm balancing doses of bourbon with milk thistle because my liver is rotten. and I'm low-key getting ready to cook up a big batch of seafood chowder this weekend.and socializing with friends in other timezones including youse guys
>>155482774Saying the N word really loudly (hard r)
>>155482774favourite black nhl player of all time?fuhr for me
>>155483259Whoever scored for Canada in the 2003 Skoda final
>>155482774I'm going to kiss all my /hoc/ frens
>8.5x8 for raddyshthat's a lot of years lel
>>155483355Leafs bros we got our guy
>>155483259Fred brathwaite was the black arturs irbe
>>155483311such a kino gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T54cF1jTek
>>155483374my favourite save everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENB3FRcUE7k
>>155483355raddysh is really good but that's crazy term
>>155483185Are you rapping Kanye?
>>155482359Zesty boys for Gary.
>Raddysh has a breakout season at the ripe young age of 30>laffs give him the bagJej
>>155483447as predicted by /hoc/
>>155483355the hartford wolf pack are even bigger terrorists than the rangers
David Clarkson 2.0
the colorado avalanche is the most embarrassing team ive ever seen. how do you pull off a season like that and then get blown out.
>>155483558Blots 18-19?
>>155483579I agree with you Pekka. Standings poster never returned after that sweep
>8x8+ for a middle 4 30 years old defenseman coming off a career yearAbout to take a messy Chayka in celebration of this news.
>rags
This seems like a wonderful community and sport
whose chicken is this now?
>>155483892Do you think it laid an egg in the Cup?
>>155483892Raising canes
Canes' dynasty surges on.
>>155484015I don’t think that you know what that word means
>>155484015It’s too early to predict next season
>>155484069Nah take a look at this.Buffalo wins 2038
>>155483892randy eats cock
>>155483951Apparently rod has a chicken. I wonder when he’ll turn it into a rotisserie chicken
>>155484099He’s maximizing protein for gains
>>155460602>it's another season of St. Louis Blues doing the bait and switch all year>so you're interested in Thomas, Kyrou, Parayko or Binnington? Can I interest you in a Jack Finley, Justin Holl or Pius Suter instead?
>>155462931The list was made before Larkin announced he wanted a trade.
>>155460602>Shane Wright LOL
>>155483373fuckin finally!!!!! and he's bald fuck yeah BALD POWER. Marc Messier cup energy type baldness fuckin eh!
Remembering how the Canes tried to offer-sheet Bouchard at the start of the season so the Oilers would overpay lmao.
>>155484103He's gonna keep it alive until it stops laying eggs, and as soon as that happens it's rotisserie time.
>>155484261He’s a smart man
The Canes are back to being shit by the way EAT COCK RANDY
>>155484234More like Shane WRONG
>>155484269Shame Wrong
>>155484268This but you and your shit team.
Who's better Wright or Lafrenniere? Who would you rather your team draft?
>>155484301Another Lafreniere?Is he gonna be a bust too?
>>155484301lafrenniere because he grew up 10 minutes away and plays in our local softball tourney
>>155484269KEK
Raddysh and McKenna incoming. I'm starting to get scared, m8s...
"Nice.."- Darren Raddysh on proposed $69 mil contract
>>155484331No. I'm saying in retrospect who would you rather your team draft out of those 2.
>>155484269Jen
>>155484617wright, hes a centre
>>155484619
Ducks going to the stan lee next year.
>>155482774By yelling the nigger word at blacks as I drive by them.
>>155484753Don’t feed them bread >:(
>>155484805Im going to, and they love it
I wish someone would feed me bread :(
>>155484867I’ll see what they have in the discount bin
Idea: why don't we turn busts into bread? They'll provide more value than their current state.
>>155484930ewww you want to eat marner bread?
This is why Gary won't grow the game in germany
>>155484753based
RUMOR: Bo Byram is reportedly seeking north of $10 MILLION per year in his next contract, per David Pagnotta.Would you pay this?
>>155485036I really, really don't think that's Germany's all-time high.
>>155481946she's a purebred edmontonian
>>155485062Jen
>>155484961Who said I'll eat it? No, It will be force fed to jeets, Canada Geese and asylum seekers.
>>155485062Cool it chud
>>155485113but i'm already overweight T_T
>>155485113hmmm you might be onto something here
>>155485204But you can bench a lot since you’re a powerlifter
>>155485062We will aim higher
>>155485113leave the geese alone pal
>>155485053his comedy is alright but not for me
>quitt chews
>>155485113I’ll eat it
>>155485053I'd pay 8.5 to 9.5 max. He's been stellar on Buffalo and won a Stanley in Colorado in some decent minutes too, depends on what he does this year but a team would probably give him 10+ if he got to free agency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcU8IxgT6TQthe canes jus won the cup
>>155485310Jen
awww our little chocolate timbit~
I love Gary
Gary gave us a fake trade today
Gary gave me a hug today
any Flames news?
>>155485075id fuck the dyke out of her
>>155485477flush it down
>>155485477I got some Flames news for you right here*pulls down pants*
Jackson Blake is a moron guys signed for 5 million for the next 9 years, Jesus Carolina fleeced that poor boy also how bad were scouts the year he was drafted? guy went in the 4th round meanwhile he put back to back solid years {40+ and a 60 pt year}, I always wondered if I could become a scout?
>>155485469It's the least he can do for making you work today
>>155485539too small to print
>>155485610I like working for Gary
Remember to take J.J. Moser in your Draft Pools whenever that comes up. Kids gonna be getting first PP minutes next year and he'll probably light it up passing to Kuch.
>>155485887Even though he whips you?
>>155485580the guy is a product of his environment
Gary has very high hopes for The Tard Yard
>>155486001well, if gary's impressed, you know it's good
>>155484617Well >my team did draft Lafreniere Shit sucks
I've signing up for skate school next month! Got any recommendations for beginner padding/clothing/helmets?
>>155486034that run to conference finals was fuckin close you guys came really close that year.
>>155486037>learning to play hockey as an adultpfftWhy?You'll never be good enough to even play C level beer league
>>155461328apparently he had a bad hip last season which explains why we didnt see another jump in play like the year before last. trading knies for anything but that price would be terrible
Nice try chambers you weasel
>>155486066I'm fine with that! I'd be happy to play at that level
>>155485053Steep. He's good, but not that good
>>155486001how many autism rooms is there going to be?
>>155486067He is toronto's key to winning the cup
>>155486066>American puzzled as to why people want to play sportsChecks out.
>>155486195I want a hobby and to potentially make friends
>>155486037>learning how to skate in summerThank you Gary
>>155486274Indoor rinks exist
>>155486274need to be ready for the start of the nhl season, they might need me
>>155486195I like bowling and ive played hockey
My boss's son is in the Canucks organizationGod help him
>>155486493Cool! I hope he succeeds.
>>155485941He only does that when we deserve it
Feels like I have to marner but nothing's happening
LMAO
darren raddysh more like darren finger
darren raddysh more like didn't askysh
habs should trade caufield before he asks out
thinking of taking a cheeky afternoon nap
>leaves sign a radish Whatll they think of next
>>155487082trading for cole cauliflower
>>155487082Excellent signing the cap is going up now if they can get number 44 to waive his no trade they will definitely be able to sign another top defenseman second line Center and a dog to play on the first line
Blots like 50 year old Carlson over Radish. Hmmmmmmmmm...
>>155486001bout time
>>155487665Carlson will be too much money for them but he would thrive on that pp/
is chayka the only guy making trade calls geez louise let's get going
first sip of coffeemorming marner 17 mins awaylife is gary
>>155487902Happy Friday fren!
I don't want a dinner salad ingredient, I want a defenseman.
>>155487751'berta diplomacy on displayand you wonder why completely unserious and retarded secession movements come out of there. even quebec doesnt do that anymore. newfoundland has a more serious claim to independence than alberta. albertans are RETARDED
I wonder if Moritz Seider and Lucas Raymond are on the trade block now that Detroit seems really far from contending right now. He's got a great contract for the next 4 years.
>>155480799Why are you pretending you don't know who Sidney Crosby is?
>>155487850leafs are the main character.the only real team in the leagueeveryone else is on vacationbunch of shell corps posing as 'teams'when we win...the whole of ontario will implode with joy...a new golden age...
Can the next thread be Flames-themed please?
Another recent laffs D acquisition. How'd that work out.
>laffs fan ecstatic that they signed a 30 year old dman with 1 good season under his belt for 8x8>fans of other teams are pissed off they didnt get the chance to sign the guy for the same dealNu-nhl fans are getting dumber
>>155488366Now that playoffs are over, okay
Hey guys, remember this is a Flames general, lets keep on topic.
I'm a Flamiac (Flames maniac)
just took a messy carter hartdamn near dustin wolfed it
F L A M E SLAMES
Would love to see Ovechkin in Edmonton getting fed passes by Conor all year he'd getting to 1000 reg season goals fer sure
Flames posting is a dead gimmick
>>155488479R U L EULE
>>155488559Flames posting will enter a renaissance next season
>>155488559Flames are a way of life, not a gimic
>>155488613maybe on planet retard
>>155488620they're training to bench 3pl8
>>155488379>fans of other teams are pissed off they didnt get the chance to sign the guy for the same dealNever happened retard
>>155485062It is though. The Gary extinction is a hoax
>>1554883791967
>>155488379ynr Scott Laughton
I used to hate the flames until I took that massive hot to the head
>>155488863>hot to the head Hot knife?
who will be able to challenge the canes in the metro??
signing a 23 year old defenceman to an 8x7.5 is good business by the leafs
>>155488863you passed out due to the sunstroke?
>alberta, canada
WHERE ARE THE DEALS???
ya gotta love the gare bear ya just gotta
>>155485580>guy went in the 4th round meanwhile he put back to back solid years {40+ and a 60 pt year}He was drafted in 2021 during covid. He was born in August so he was very young for his draft year. He didn't play USHL as a 16 year so he was a rookie and was depth player on a deep Chicago Steel team. 2021 will be remembered as a weird draft year
>>155488930>23 yearAnon...
have some food for thought, shan't be wasting it in a dying thread however
julien briseboise... now that's a manager general
[Breaking New] Toews Retired
I'm thinking about the Flames
>>155488863>took a massive hot to the head
listening to genesis, I think it's genesis friday
>>155489522>>155489522>>155489522NEW
>>155488973soon just Alberta
>>155489535Sorry but Washington had to use the money ment for that to Iran
