heemvious: >>155449042
>>155471567Trump needs to provide him a trad wife
>>155471692what happened to his kylie kardashian lookin ass aoife?
the female anus goes crazy
Future Fiestas.
who likes the thread btw? jw
Why is Obama trying to cancel Hokit? It's not like Michelle is actually a man, right?
*enters thread*
>>155472018watch out everyone!
Just got head from herb dean
>>155472269yeah right
BIG DAVE FROM THE TOP ROPE
just saw sean strickland disrespecting the jacked taiwanese I can't wait for dricus to comeback and heem this dirtbag.
>>155472269were you watching the back of it
Just caught brain from sean strickland
>>155472473Oh Strickland is back to his "I hate asians" gimmick again
islam mackachev using a sythe to clear some weeds
Just had wild sex
>>155471567Fuck Dana
>>155472638oh yeah? what was the guys name that you had sex with?
Achievable natty?
Who is the next up and coming star that will be champion in 3-5 years
>>155471567ARAB BROS…… our chosen race of fighters is losing… we cant LARP as caucasians anymore because we share a religion… why allah….
tim welch is a funny guy
>>155472018OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>155472770this head movie makes my eyes rain
>>155472795this explosive kid named Erick Silva
>My dad is Justin Gaethje
>>155471998>It's not like Michelle is actually a man, right?No, she's not. That's the point. It's called slander.
>>155472795Bo Nickal
omalley is actually good. looking forward to seeing him fight next time
>>155472859How were middle easterners so militarily dominant during medieval times if they are so bad at combat sports?
>>155472458that's only counting paying customers too, plenty other viewers who are off the books
>>155473089I don’t hate him I guess but it’s funny you realize he dies his hair weird colors and tries to act so unique when in reality he is the most boring, bland motherfcuker in the world. I can’t even watch suggarygu podcast because he is such a low iq normalfag compared to guru
>>155472226Yjk Garth would have heemed hajis and puppies and women and children were he born just a decade earlier
>>155473089>omalley is actually good. lookingfag lol
>>155473409He also said he felt nothing, no anxiety, no fear, when he was doing the walkout to Topuria. He actually is a cold stone psychopathic retard
>>155473089His wife has sex with other men so I cannot respect him
>>155473598Would she sleep with me
>>155472795ateba gautier
>>155473598I’m so sick of a lot of these white fighters being an embarrassment. This is why Guru is so important, he can cyberbully these guys into being less pathetic
pork me fookin bacon bussy
>>155473598Thats what happens when you goon instead of ducking your wife
>>155471567is that real?
>>155473152Logistical supply
>>155473980nah its like a meme thing
update: Topturo is still in a coma
>>155472458In 1999 Dave Meltzer robbed Mark Coleman. Look it up. Dave was a judge.
ilia was eye pokedthat was the changing point of the fight
>>155474128like that green frog face?
can you tickle people
remember when max had his micropenis revealed to the world?
>>155474356kinda but more like those memes where they change the picture but keep the text
>>155474498Meanwhile Gooby has BWC. Gooby should bring it up. But it would probably wound Max’s ego and he would bring up the whole rape situation
>>155472770>>155472986>gives himself chink hairstyle>loses like most chinks
>>155474603so like milhouse? wait gayshe is actually milhouse but grown up? that's crazy man
him evil father drink beer how dare he ACK
>>155474629All yuo think about is Asians. I think abojt your rsce only when I nut on its womens faces. Rent fre.
>>155474498He eyepoked and heemed Garth as revenge.
What is this guys actual problem? And what race even is he? He just roots against all the white fighters and slobs on the knob of Muslims for some reason
>>155472770video games and anime
Ill rape yuo out of sheer donimance
arman one chip challenge in bamhole.divx
I had a woman suck me off to pay for the months rent lol. Fuck I love being a landlord.
>>155475247this is actually a fantasy of mine, congrats b
>>155475247Good. I hope we can end all landlordphobia
>>155475560Why? Crybaby libtard UFC is the best it’s been in years
>>155471567This was the only fight I actually watched, I work nights so I woke up on my night off and checked the sticky, opened the stream, just a minute or two before the oval office walkout. I really thought he was done for near the end of the first round. It was really brutal from both of them and he didn't have the other guy's power so it was down to technique that he won. The commentators were talking about stamina but they were both exhausted after the first round and still fighting, I'm sure that bit of reach helped too but this guy mostly just took "roll with the punches" to the extreme, every time he got caught with a really bad hit he'd weave or back up or reset even if it was too late just to reduce the impact of the strike even 20%. A lot of times he wouldn't really bother counter striking unless he knew he could get a solid one. Other times if he saw it coming but couldn't avoid it he'd dip out of the way of the main force, still take a glancing hit, and trade a quick receipt at about half power to not slow himself down when he actually counterattacked. He did a bit of clinching but didn't rely on it to the extent I thought he would.Sort of wish they called it a round earlier when the doctor wanted to, other guy was too young to keep taking so many headshots even if he wanted to.
Kamaru Usman would manhandle Kai Kara France
>>155475247You could have used that rent money to get a BJ from at least 5 different hookers assuming the rent is $1K.
>>155475964Lol what a fag. It feels way better to dominate a woman who is at your mercy and you can make homeless any time you want
Petr Yan would get his shit pushed in by Johnny Walker
>>155475247considering how expensive rent is these days I'd say you took an L on that one
>>155473811>this is why a fat ugly virgin streamer is so important, he can bully famous fighters into being less pathetic
>>155473493Worse, he's extremely experienced. I mean he gave Topuria two broken orbitals and it seems like it wasn't any one strike, just the constant repeated hits.
>>155476083This smells like NEET LARPer who also hates landlords but his fetish is hating landlords
>>155476253There’s no way he’s a virgin that nigga is 6’7”. When you’re that tall women just throw themselves at you. You have to be gay to not get laid when you are that height
>>155476253To be fair, he's gotten sean omalley on his team, DDP, hung out with Arman, talks to paddy, was friends with darren till, got an interview with moicano, went fishing with bryce mitchell and even aljo had bent the knee and apologized one time when he started trash talking guru.
i shitted
>>155476388You did what now?
>>155476372Crazy how human decency is so rare that turning down casual sex must be gay
>>155476386And he did all of that while being an openly racist chud. We kneel to GuGOD
>>155476386You forgot he's training with Tom Aspinal and went drinking with Terrence Mckinny
>>155476430
>>155476386all because he's tall btw
I love guru, I wish he would stream for us tonight
alright commies the king is back
i shitted on these niggas ITT
I pooped in my mom's work shoes, hehe silly mommy
>>155476740buddy I would use your moms poophole as my own personal fleshlight
taylor schabusiness is pretty hot icl
am twainy so hahd giv thank to gord tank u daneh white an joe wogam woooo!
>>155475964>>155476239Broke renting fags. I have multiple properties
>>155476801thats how I ended up paying attention to her trial, too bad shes a sick BPD freak drug addict. You should research how she got the last name "Scabusiness", fuck women are so retarded
>>155476834cool man maybe I can rent one for 12 blowjobs a year
>>155476705I don’t mean to glaze too hard but he’s legit fucking hilarious. Very witty. He’s also an American coded Brit. He would have came to America and fought against the redcoats in the 18th century
many were saying Guru was in a wheelchair
>>155476905Yeh thats the only way u could afford it by eating my fucking cum
Why didn't they let a burger planet onto the party bus?
would you guys stop queerin' it up
Also Im Indian and I made a white girl suck me for rent. Lol!
>>155476885she is a psychopath bpd and bipo are just excuses wmma use when they get caught being all stabby
Burger Andy
>>155476936the fucking state of gurucels
>>155476936he would have sank the ship with his FAT ASS
>>155472458but is that including the 500,000 on hbomax?
>>155477043Based
I'm Indian and I own rental buildings in Pakistan and I beat the fuck out of my tenets with a baseball bat
>>155477161An Indian with a baseball bat is equivalent in power to a 47 year old unarmed white woman
>>155477068Kek, saved.
What happened to John Oliver?
Sometimes I poop and sometimes I pee, but I always pretend my asshole is squeaky clean - Dana White
Has anyone here ever had sex with a tranny before?
I am Laura Sankos personal toilet
>Kek, saved
>>155477309Ohhhhhhhh hes hurt bad
man you guys are losers
>mommy these guys are being losers on the internet again but dont worry I'm monitoring the situation 12 hours a day
>>155477326A fucking leaf
Cooked his ass.
i think i smoke too much
the most dangerous fight is the one you are supposed to win
they should do a ufc on the sydney harbour bridge
no they shouldn't
>>155477486What if they did a UFC event at an aquarium? And you could see sharks and shit in the background during the fight
>>155477486maybe some pajeets can crash a ship into it like they did our francis scott key bridge
between touching pereira like that and not mentioning aspinall by name in the call out, gane is a master of disrespect
*runs at you**taps your leg**runs away*
BELONGS IN A "COMMENTARY BOOTH"
>>155477580this guys UFC record defies all logic
what about a ufc in a haunted house
the only thing that would be on the level of the ufc at the white house would be the ufc in the colosseum
>>155477641If America is the new Rome we should just build a new colosseum. Retire the Apex and build a dedicated, beautiful, glorious place to do fights. Drumpft should pay for it since it’s his favorite sport
ufc world trade center
>>155477672i like this idea better than the apex being a rich kids club
ufc my girlfriends big butt
poocan looked like the yellow bastard from sin city
ufc antartica
gart scratches your face before breaking the skin open with a punch
>>155477641colosseo is terrible it would be better to do it in a death camp but ari isn't ready for that conversation
UFC Mars
ufc on ice
UFC on Tekken 1 level: Angkor Wat
UFC Ganges River: Jubli's Return
dafuq
ufc uluru
>gart
UFC Davy Jones's Locker
UFC up my ass
>>155477768is this the giza of the aboriginals
why doesnt literally anyone simply do this?
>>155477725Loser gets liquidated
>>155477798superfinn did to kwabberty
>>155472458>26 likes>reposted by luke thomas
>>155477791the next place to go viral for indians smiling and emptying the months trash on imho
>>155477812i would pay the ellisons my cold hard cash if they did it
>>155477762doo got that shoulda-retired-five-years-ago stare
prates vs morales is essentially aspinall vs pavlovich
Good night, little piggy.
fun fact: sean strickland is undefeated against fighters name khamzat chimaev
I have irl friends that do UFC viewing parties for every event but instead of going to see it with them I stay home and just listen to gurus live commentary
ufc oil rig
>>155477997
>>155477997Yeah we already know you're a retarded loser, no need to remind us.
>>155477934goodnight, heem
Cyril Gane should be cut from the roster.We jest about it but he literally stuck half of his dirty nigger index finger into Tomala's eyeball, he's lucky iit wasn't fully gouged out. Also Pooreira could have been left a vegetable.
>>155478051You’re still mad that he made fun of Anshul Jubli?
we gonna do this we gonna fight right now?
>>155478097Nigga is almost 40. Tomala just needs to rape him in the rematch and he will probably fight Hokit or something and retire
>>155478108Saul wouldn't have married a venezuelan he met in a Miami club
I train my one-inch punch every day
What if a fighter did the 67 hand motion after getting a KO? How much aura would that have?
>>155478144I dont even know what a 67 hand motion is you stupid faggot I assume it involves another man's ass and you
>>155478185do you live under a rock?
>>155478199Some of these faggots think they’re so cool pretending to be out of touch
>>155478136you train your 1 inch penis
>>155478053this is what happens when you don't pay spedeman on time
Explain this
>>155478277…
my girlfriend's soles and palms turn yellow or orange randomly she is not on steroids
>>155478265You've chosen death
>>155478277i assume based justin was walking around barefoot on the lawn all day making justin smalltalk
>>155478277the color correction was fucked up, his forearms looked kind of yellow, too, and ilia looked like he could be from west taiwan
>>155478305I can confirm this guy's girlfriend is a BITCH hehe
>>155478144joseph morales already did the 67 but it was a sub and it made guru angry
Oh HELL no
>>155478362YOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155478362sean chungus isn't real he can't hurt yousean chungus
heeminder jones took 3 years to prepare for HWpereira did it in like 4 months
>>155478113Tonala still sin't medically cleared to spar, dude. It's ogre, he'll go to clown show boxing and retire
>>155478505jones also wontwice kekaspinall is a loser with a losers legacy btwgone now
I can't buy that one man did this to another with just gloves on his hands. In Resto-Collins Jr, Collins face only looked like that after a full boxing exhibition and Resto using tampered gloves. In MMA there are far fewer punches and yet Topuria looks like he was dragged out of a car wreck and beaten with a baseball bat. It makes sense to rig it for the event, the American underdog triumphing over the foreigner. It just feels shitty. Topuria was sacrificed that night.
have herb or hokit been fired yet?
>>155478199What the fuck is 67 you retarded ass nigger kike
>>155478575mma gloves are still at least two times smaller and less padded than the pillows used in that example you gavebeit and sweet weili made the pole with bolt ons look like an alien furvamore
>>155478575Baby you is so stupid
>>155478599the example I gave was a boxer having padding removed from his glove so he was effectively punching his opponent with bareknuckle for half an hour. Topuria looks on the brink of death taking fare less punches over a shorter amount of time
>>155478581nobody knows bro thats the thing
>khabib fans genuinely believe this
>>155478639they took an ounce of padding of a tap pillow and mma gloves are 4 ounce
>>155478686has conor never heard of denying and ignoring these allegations he'll be broke by 2035
