If the aussies win the gates of hell will fall over this board
>>155471904aussies are going to murderball, they aren't fast enough and aren't that much taller
I put a fat bet on Australia winning. If they win I make 3k
>>155471904Aussie sports posters aren't the same as aussies in other boards.
>>155472292I put a fat bet on england winning the whole thing. I could make 11k! COME ON ENGLAND!
>>155471904Aussies don't give a shit about soccer and the game is on at like 5 am for them.
I think Australia wins 2-0. >We are letting the first game get to our heads and I think Pulisic is on limited minutes looking ahead to the KO stage of the tournament.
This shits at 5am, no will be up to watch it
>>155471904Their traitors to soccer
Both of them jobber teams
>>155471904El Estados Undos will be overconfident, just like Turkeyah
>>155472642Disgraceful. Might as well be one of those Mexican countries.
Lads how do I get a aussie gf as a blackanon?
>>155472067We'll win for ya x
>>155472971Be white
>>155472292>Aussie sports posters aren't the same as aussies in other boards.Yeah, theyre better. Aussie poltards are our biggest failures.
>>155473573No one's winning. Both teams are going to purposely slurp and everyone knows it.
Shame soccer is a bit shit
>>155473663>a bit
Amerifats will cope with "we don't even care about soccer", but not only do we not care, we have mercilessly bullied it the whole time.
>>155473615No
>>155473727Yeah bit of an understatement
>>155473780Aussies be like "soccer is gay mate" and then they play cricket
ill be at the game tomorrow :3
>>155471904USA 3-1 Australia Game is not competitive
>>155476455Yes, and?
>>155473647Aussie poltards are Chinese
>>155471904A draw isnt a bad result for either
>>155472292The NSFW rules of this board prevent me from reaching my true potential.
>>155476455*heems you*
Two countries who will say they don't care about soccer if their side loses, it's not a big deal
>>155471904I think you're wildly overestimating how many people care about these teams
Who else is /comfy/ because you'll have fun as long as someone loses?
>>155476584I'll say it even more if we win
>>155476584>>155476592Winning isn't important. What's important is that the Turks and Paragays are made miserable. Best result is a slurp.
>>155472292every aussie poster I've seen on this board is a well natured and generally intelligent and informed tourist on genies for sports they clearly don't care about. do they even care about football? do they care about anything? I would guess they probably only genuinely give a shit about rugby and cricket but idk I guess
>>155476455>>155476702I'm not sure why people think we care about cricket, it's far more niche than soccer here
>>155476515>>155476569jeet sport sorry
>>155476702They were all 200.0% MAD about UFC at the White House, I can tell you that much. Extremely annoying, and none of them were even watching the fights.
>>155471904shit teamsguaranteed max slurpfest
>>155476720what is the most popular then?
heh heh sorry kangaroos, but your going down
>>155476769Rugby and Australia Rules Football.
>>155471904Fucking Aussies can't even win against emus
who ever wins this basically wins the world cup
>>155476769Depends on the state, NSW, ACT, and QLD like rugby league, the rest like footy. In summer, we unite for cricket.
>>155476702>do they care about anything?
>>155471904Americans give 0 fucks about this faggoty sport. The World Cup used to be fun for the inter-country banter, but every team is like 80% African Mercs. It lost the only spirit that made it tolerable
>>155476769AFL and NRLSoccer is the most played but the EPL is more popular than the A-LeagueCricket is a bit of fun when the Ashes is on but that's about it
>>155476892Yeah, it sucks, but look on the bright side. Now instead of nationalist shitflinging we can be racist instead.
>>155476927always a silver lining :')
>>155476924I wish you guys had an American football league. I bet you'd like it, and it would give us something to watch during our summer.
>>155471904We literally don’t give a shit. Would be funny if we beat turkey tho. My enjoyment is shitting on countries that do care about this shit sport and that doesn’t not include our Aussie bros
>>155476702I care about AFL and that's about it
>>155476947seppo handegg is shit mate
>>155476958This. Winning at soccer is only fun if it makes the opposing side suicidally miserable. Neither of us give a shit.
>>155476947it's just boring lad
>>155476998>>155477034I'm sorry but my baseball team is shit so I need something to watch during the summer. You're going to have to suck it up.
>>155476892No one wanted this shit formact with too many players and in different places either. If anything , blame your leaders who wanted to gain points with your Latinx slaves who clean your toilet and Rich muslins who pay women so they can shit on their faces and think messi and Cr7 are Demigods. At least enjoy the shitfest
Usa will lose this
>>155471904Ah but you see... *chuckles*We aren't going to win.
>>155477103No, we're obviously going to slurp to cuck Turkey and Paraguay. Do you even rig?
Opened the thread to make a clever comment but after reading through the thread I still can't think of anything because I do not care about soccer.
>>155472971As a black guy with dreadlocks (Or Locs as I like to be called), I’m fetishized heavily especially in a country like Australia (Even more in country towns or states like SA, QLD and WA), the stereotype of black men set in stone; you either met it or you don’t. And physically I met these characteristics, which has opened a world of fetishization, sexual deviancy, unwanted race play and racial lush. It’s a sexual gravy train which doesn’t stop giving and doesn’t look it will stop anytime soon, if anything I’m getting more tail than ever before. So many women secretly have a black sexual fetish, as long as it behind closed doors; they become freaks for the brothas.But the reality is set however, non-Black women see as sexual object to “fulfil” these sexual desires while others wanted the coveted “beautiful” biracial child; which the latter I want nothing to do with. Most people cannot see pass race, especially women, hence when it comes to serious relationships or marriage I’ll probably marry a black women as I can be 100% sure he loves me or me, not some stereotype.These have been my experiences in Australia
>>155477196yep same soccer is cringe as fuck really
>>155477287promise to still drop in to LARP about conquering each other or whatever after the game?
>>155477419Yeah keen
Look at the amount of trying not to care in case they get beat posts in this thread
>>155477498How come all these british colonies inherited a passion for every other british sport except football
America is too fast and too stout on defense. Australia is going to get ran at, and run the fuck over. we droppin' baloney over Afghanistan tomorrow. these southern hemisphere faggots full of tinnies will kot know what the fuck hit them. THEY BETTER PLAY CRISTIAN ROLDAN.
>>155477559What other British sports? They only have one.
If Australia wins you won't hear the end of it seppost. Aussie
>>155477571Rugby, cricket, hockey, etc
>>155476556Sad!
>>155471904USA is gonna win, it's our destiny, simple as. We're gonna win the world cup too, it's our 250th birthday, the fiery passion is real
I can't live in a world where Australia is elite at yet another sport. Burgers must do the needful.
>>155477640Rugby is the same sport with different rules. Cricket is a game. Hockey was invented by the first nationers you chud!
>>155476702>every aussie poster I've seen on this board is a well natured and generally intelligentgo browse /afl/ for a while
>>155477821>first nationersyea of the UK
>>155471904Free Bird vs Thunderstruck
>4am in the morning
>>155472722Dos A Cero
>>155477498We will take any excuse to shit on each otherWe just truly do not careI'm sorryYou have no room to talk, in the 00s it was all "the ashes, the ashes" and now your entire country forgot they even exist in favor of divegrass.>>155477716The fiery passion isn't thereI wish I could take time off and had money to go check out the 250th anniversary fair, but I have no care for futbol
>>155476702the eye test was discovered in australia over a century agowe can make astute observations about sports we dont care about just purely due to our inherent genetic skills
>>155477904https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9yCeeWvmUzkt's two o'clock in the mornin'I'm yakked up and I'm hornyAll I need now is some moanin'That pussy got me zonin'
>>155477060sorry about your mets broguards are running hot thoughbeit
>>155477948we say indians in this householdhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/1tx6Gigtxas?ra=m
It doesn't matter which team wins, the winner is soccer.
>>155476947NRL (or even AFL for that matter) is better.Both are played with eggs.
>>155477060Then just watch rugby league.
cant wait for iti hope america discovers hooliganism as well
>>155471904This is going to be the shitpost battle of the century, no matter who wins.Over/under on how much porn gets spammed in the sticky tomorrow?
>>155478414straight or gay?
>>155478236I love AFL but no chance in hell it's better than NFL. Most AFL games are over by quarter time. Good old Collingwood forever
it should be an interesting match, but it's the second game and both teams have three points, guaranteed slurppp
>>155478414We can both cope it's not our countries favorite sport no matter what happens
https://youtube.com/shorts/lyl8jShkwH4we will be chanting this tomorrow
>>155478660Being equally shit doesnt matter, when one of you win.
This is for Anglo supremacy
Is 90% of the aussie team still made up of slav and italian diaspora?
>>155471904Prepare to feel the wrath of Australia's might Yankie mutts. Soccer/football is our 3rd to 4th best sport and we are exceedingly efficient at it
thirdie sport for monke
I hope you have a friendly tie and both make it out of the group :)
>>155472292
Aussies don’t care about wogball but I hope they win because it seems Americans actually do
>>155471904Would be funny if we lose
>>155478868Just be glad we don't play rugby/aussie rules, otherwise we'd own you like we own Can'tnada
>>155478990>americlaps thinking they could play a contact sport without their faggy armour
>>155479014>betamales thinking they can hang with our BVLLS in sports
>>155479049watch the run it straight vids on youtubethe rugby blokes ko gridiron players twice their size regularly lol
>>155479049
>>155476720thats just not fucking true, its more popular than afl and rugby due to the fact it isn't regional.
>>155479083this. so much this.
>>155476633king
>>155477060please watch our sport
>>155471904>if
Our ngubus are stronger. Straight out of africa first generationals. Aussie bitchball stronk.
>>155479155we've got free-range ngubus, america has cage-farmed deshawns
>>155476769Netball
>>155479083Bitch please, look what we did to Canada. You're like a suburb compared to 51. Our deserts shit on yours too
>>155471904seriously looking forward to this game, we should all try and enjoy it
>>155476720t. Con Stavros
>>155479209>brags about bullying a GOOSEmate...
>>155479237oops, forgot my pic
>>155479237It's actually a loon from the duck family but I wouldn't expect you to know that since you don't have birds like this in your native India
>>155479155yep, our niggers are pure un-buck broken, un-genocided first generation, pure homegrown africana niggers
>>155479247>forgot my piche forgot his pic!!!!!
>>155479253Our ngubus are hand picked by white slave masters to be bred for strength and size. Eugenics worked for USA
>>155479252>a duckmate...
>>155479268Cunt lemme know when your eagles hunt actual predators instead of Bambi
>>155479266true true, but your niggers have guns, ours dont, so its a fragile balance.
>>155471904Rooting for Australia
>>155479266yeah but then you freed them into your burger kingdom, and now they're becoming fat, lazy and unruly. your ngubus evolved into deshawns.
>>155471904>corn syrup vs. vegemite
>>155479291source of that image btw
>>155479364WHOA he dodged TWO of them?? God damn we're definitely winning now
Amerilards will lose BIGLY.
Only one way to settle this. American Grizzly bear versus any of your faggy animals
>>155479378Just like in the Olympics against France right? KEK fucking losers. You're so buck broken you had to import all of Africa just to win the World Cup after Messi embarrassed you
>>155479382we accept your concession that your footy players and your eagles are gayer than ours. you can have the bear win.
Australia vs NZ vs Canada vs USAWhich country wins at the World Cup of acting like they don't give a shit about soccer?
>>155479425dont care, give it to yourself if you want
>>155479425Unironically it would be China
>>155479382American Grizzly Versus Sassy the Sasquatch, game on
>>155479451
>>155479457Sasquatch is American. There was a famous 90s American docuseries called "Harry and the Hendersons" that chronicled the life of a sasquatch living in USA
>>155479468Based. Harry and the Henderson's is what legit got me started on it. But honestly, Australia legit has our own species of Bigfoot called 'Yowie'. no joke look it up.
Australian Saltwater Crocodile vs American Grizzly.Winner gets the World Cup, who wins?
>>155479514Obviously the croc, but I was trying to spare the yanks feelings.
>>155477267How tall are you?
may the sons of the true kings of this earth run through the corrupt swine
>>155479514yeah mate our Salt Water Croc's make it Godzilla versus King Grizzly. Good movie desu
usabugus are too fast for australia.
>>155479425we care quite a lotwe just suck so it seems like we don't give a shit
>>155479320>corn syrup on crumpetsdo Americans really?
>>155480457no we don't
>>155479083
>>155476720Do wogs really believe this
It will be a strategic tie to advance the cause of soccer
Yank mate told me walkable cities are considered fatphobic in his country
>>155480717Complaining about not being able to walk to a stadium is white supremacist according to the they/thems on tom too lel
>>155471904australians are dog shit tier across the board
>>155480734Tom too? Wtf lol Tik tok*
Why do other flags seethe so much about us? >>155480742Exhibit A: brown clown
>>155471904Literally two nations who don’t care about soccer. Soccer is like Australia’s 4th most popular sport70% of Aussies probably don’t know they have a World Cup match today
>>155480762We're importing the third world, so soccer is probably going to be the most popular sport in 5-10 years. I already noticed the shift from rugby to soccer in school.
Why is this in the middle of a workday in the US and in the middle of the night in Australia? Isn't one of the advantages of being host is for you to actually be able to watch the games? Who the fuck scheduled this shit?
>>155480755as oppose to what other flag fag?
>>155473647Shut up, faggot.
>>155480794Kek that’s retarded
>>155480794This is FIFA's punishment for us not caring enough about wogball.
>>1554807945am could be worse
SOON
>>155480876Please win
>>155473812Your probably 25% white already
>>155479514it's not even an argument. Salt water crocs don't have brains, grizzlies or any mammal for that matter at least size up the situation and try not to fuck with things its not familiar with if they can help it. Salt water crocs will straight up try to kill anything it sees. You cannot scare them away they don't have the capacity to even understand what fear is. They are nothing like american alligators, they are 2-3x their size and power and 20x their aggression. They are basically large sharks that can walk on land. They are easily the most dangerous large animal on the planet and the only reason they don't have the largest human kill count is because they are isolated far away from any real human habitats.
small country small people small pp Cali texas pa ny have more poeple
>>155480923>poeple
>>155472462Fed Square will be packed you fuckin drongo
aussies are rude, they hide behind the idea of banter, but everyone realizes america is good natured like a golden retriver, while Australia are like a retarded pit bull
>>155480923>he thinks a country is better the more people they havewould not trust this Post
>>155476720it's probably on par with soccerfooty then rugby then soccer / cricketactually maybe it is just below soccer yeah
>>155480987No i think you are small and insignificant like i said small pp
>>155480946>poeplefuck off this board dweeb
>>155481208Not my fault I have to teach you yanks basic fucking English
we americans will win today
>>155480911Polar bears act the same desu. Their reason is their just isn't any food there so they have to be hyperaggresive to anything living.
>>155476720crazy that one seething wog is allowed to mislead hundreds of innocent spee posters
>>155473647Found the vaxxie
>>155480911German tourists must desagree
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!Oi! Oi! Oi!
"..."
if Straya wins on the day of our Lord U.S. Federal Holiday Juneteenth they're racistsits simple as
>>155477060did it not occur to you the games would be played at like 2 in the morning?
>>155480876
>>155478262They discovered that over a century ago with American Football. What they have yet to discover is Brutal Soccer. In the 1990's, soccer was billed as the no contact alternative to AmFootball. There were actual homosexual coaches who would unironically say things like, we don't have to hurt anyone's feelings. We already have the tie. Thus, American Soccer needs to discover toughness and grit. And teamwork. No more of this chaotic mess on the field and no more kicking it way down to nobody during defense. We'll see if they do it later today. Aus should be an even match for them.
>>155471904BIG shitposting confirmed regardless of outcome
>>155483563>American Soccer needs to discover toughness and grit. And teamwork.stop posting any time, retard
>>155477267I don't believe this is LARP only because there's so much white trash and lebbo girls in Aus that would absolutely go for black guys
If we win>oh yeah, USA! USA! USA!If we lose>uhh actually no one cares about soccer anywaysWe might not win, but we definitely can't lose
I am going to watch it in Boston. I don't know anything about soccer but its a great excuse to get drunk in public and run around with my flag heckling Australians.
>>155472722Says the jobber team that hardly won against SK last night
Groups G and H will each have at least one winless team advance. The first round is meaningless.
I still remember that Tim Cahill blooter against usGodspeed, Australians
I want us to win just so leftys don't make terrible memes about how australia is somehow anti-fascist
Australia dicked around during most of our qualifiers and didn't give a fuck during friendlies right before the world cup. How much does America not care about soccer?
>>155485274We don't care a lot
>>155480683KEK
I'd be happy for a draw, would be fitting for how little either country cares about the result (I'm Aussie in Britland)
>>155480734Finally a based Brit on /sp/
>>155484848It really is impressive how Trump has permanently mentally buckbroken literal millions of people just by existing. I guess it speaks to some societal crisis that THAT many people had so little going on in their lives that they fell into being politicsbrained retards
If he attends, the US will win. Otherwise, slim chances...
>>155476720You think this because you are not whiteIt is extremely popular among white australians
>>155476455>Aussies be like "soccer is gay mate" and then they play cricketSoccer is the most played sport in Australia.
>>155486229tommy was hit by the norwood reaper, hes in full cope what a poof
>>1554724623am for here.Should I go to Northbridge?Or would that be dangerous on a friday night? kek>>155472642Apparently overtook AFL in number of players decades ago and people just ignored that.Then again, everybody here tends to play all sorts of sports... except soccer players who are sissies raised by helicopter parents.>AFL player: yeah I can do a game of soccer if ya want>Rugby: yeah I can do a game of soccer if ya want>Soccer: NOOOOO THE CTE WILL CRIPPLE ME (does a header)Those headers are arguably worse than anything in any contact sport because they're used so often.
>>155476790Wrong, at least in Perth. It's soccer because a fuck tonne of girls play it. There are AFL families that stopped playing AFL and switched to soccer too, like the Kerrs.
>>155486725Do not go to boongbridge
>>155486764Get fucked you brown blow in. It's Aussie rules then daylight in WA
>>155487090Look mate, I don't like soccer either.It's a boring sport to me. Very boring.AFL post flood is not the best, but it's still a million times better than soccer for me. Rugby is getting kinda interesting though. >carn da bearsDon't look up Perth Bears btw. Just don't. You'll regret it.Also don't look up "Perth Steam" events if you think that will just get you results for Valve Steam related shit.
>Mal Meninga is the bears coachWill this last longer than his political career though?
Give it to me straight, can the Broncos still win this year lads?
>CNNNN and chaser's now require you being signed to view them on youtubeWell that just proves it's nothing but brainwashing children like a cult, not for protecting them.
shitposting will be revolutionized
>>155487680they need to win something insane like 8 out of their next 11 games to even make finals
>>155487771Well you have to break the law to shitpost in my country nowadays.That's right, it's illegal to be Australian in Australia nowadays because Mossad agents did a psyop in bondi to cover up their own war crimes and punish Australia for supporting palestine.
>>155480794todays that fake holiday that some of us get off
>>155471904Honestly regardless of who wins, I hope both teams play hard as fuck. Mostly because I bet 10 quid on it and it's a £260 return for me if they if their both decent.If it's a slurp i'm gonna fucking punch the first Yank and Aussie I see.
>>155487914You wouldn't stand a chance.
>>155488096All Australia has to do is not play like shit and I'll be happy, That or i'll only punch the Yank.Also lets not forget, we were the ones who forced your convict ancestors onto ships so you can spent the rest of your lives in Cunt Island 2: Electric Kangaroo. Any English bloke could do the same.
>>155473647The /pol/bants dried up during Covid when it was revealed that Aussies IRL are Canadians, and vice versa.>>155476455Cricket is the ultimate indicator of being a third world country, GDP or past politics be damned.
>>155488202Well we beat turkey convincingly so it should be more even than most anticipate.But I don't know shit about diveball.
>Pulisic not even on the benchit's so over
S T R A Y A
>>155476502Told you stupid faggots
>knowing so little ball that you thought this was a possibilityinteresting.
