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Yeah i'm way above answering to that poor quality bait post
>>155481810You're 43 years old, your parents are dead and you have sleep apnea + schizophrenia. I wouldn't wager you're above responding to a bait post, or much of anything for that matter. Oh, also a pedophile.
Garth broke his wrist and knee on Clitia's face and ribs lmaohttps://www.forbes.com/sites/brianmazique/2026/06/17/justin-gaethje-handed-6-month-suspension-after-ufc-freedom-250-win-over-topuria/
>>155481870Gooby will heem Maxine and they will make the fight. Conor also looks smaller than he's looked since the Poirier trilogy.
Do i have to post my passport again?
>Gooby will heem Maxine
>>155481865None of that is true. You're a dipshit with no matters. Sit down and some some respect to your betters.
>>155481953Clitia sure can take a pounding, he has that in common with his ex
>>155481953I think Gaethje's sparring partner fucked him up in camp. Kind of hinted at it in one of the Garth documentaries on his YT channel.
>>155481953dear oh dear
>>155481953 ilia’s bones really are that dense
>You're a dipshit with no matterswhat did he mean by this?
>>155481953This is great for ilia. I can see a rematch, we have to remember how much the UFC don’t want Arman as champ
he looks cool
>>155482104Does anybody actually want sarrukyan as champ
Your face when Garry lands a generational fluke headshot dead heem and then he cuts a joint "free Israel" promo on the mic above 'slam's seizing body before ending it with a conor quote as khabib's helping lift Islam to the stool in the background?
>>155482097Some kind of pig speak I fear
>>155482170
>>155482224Kek what a sultry little minx whore KWASLMW
>>155482239You should see how the Australian's get down
is ONE on
my heart yearns for dricus du plessis fight news
>>155481986I have several
any ONEchads have a stream
>>155482318future marty victim
>>155482275No they're doing the Inner Circle paywall card fights first right now, then when those wrap up, it will be on youtube. Kind of like a ppv for the prelims and the free fights are the main card. Chatri has a plan just let him cook
>>155481891oh my
>>155481865Based fellow passport from country of origin holder.
>>155481953Sucks getting old
The Swedish people's champ
>>155482678Chills
Prates vs morales is going on the Islam Garry card
you did this. you got pereira heemed. by mocking ciryl gane, calling him things like pillowfisted, you tricked pereira into thinking he could have a comfy sparring match in his heavyweight debut where the worst case scenario is a decision loss. you have blood on your hands.
Let's not forget that Tony Ferguson was the man to beat ___THE___ salt papi
>>155482418**BRAPPP**
lets not forget that Tony Ferguson is WASHED and BALD
name my band
>>155482906getting a transplant is gayer than sucking male cock
>>155482914jawlmawhl finna blob out to the extreme at heavyweighthe's tubby enough at LHW
Heeminder, I run /heem/
king green a unc but lowkey give yn energy
i australiad my pants
>>155482914fat sabbath
>>155482906Tony, one of those hair follicles was actually a CIA tracking deviceRIP IT ALL OUT FOR GOD'S SAKE THEY'RE IN THE WALLSCIA GLOWNIGGERS
jim croce miller
>horiguchi didnt heem paper mache spine albazi>people think he's going to fluke gyno kapenot looking good for fans of the gooch
brazza what is this ehyou cannot say eh
Pride month coming out party
can’t believe gane landed 6 million illegal strikes on pereira
(And coming in party (inside the ass))
>>155483124>*looks at the dude on the left*Yep, that's a flushed bum.>*looks at the dude on the right*Huh, that's also a flushed bum.Conclusion: These are two flushed bums
>>155483183nta but you flush shit and wipe bumsthank you for your attention to this matter
CTE is afraid of contracting Tito
>>155482825>BAW GAWD. DDT. DDT. DDT.
It's called a tampon so why would she take it off
>>155483183you missed one>*turns off your monitor*
>>155482157Arman himself. That's it.
>steebay... u no wah happen wen i conec...
WE STILL BUCK
>>155483389bros...I miss the jizzy era
Why hasn't Ian Machado-Garry disavowed convicted rapist Conor McGregor yet?
>>155482914Bad Boy League
>>155483536Best of a corey
>>155483389dancing is so gay.Straight men only bob their head and tap their foot.
ugh the wmma wants to spend midsummer together
>>155483536I'm 5'8 and I have a bigger dick
>>155483603>I'm not secure in my own masculinity: the post
>>155483623I'm not insecure, it's just fruity.Dancing is for women.
>>155483620SO POST IT
You fellas must have tiny cocks if you think Gooby's packing
>>155483639nah bro I don't feel like switching IPs and shit after a jeet mod gets assmad about it
>>155483641smaller dick skill, i'm afraid
>>155483641i have big but i am a very lazy lover once it's been done twice the trick is to leave them wanting
>enters the thread
Well there ye go I got banned for posting gooby's hammer, probably some football fag saw it and cried to the jannies
gooby's cock might be big but there's something bigger and that's his desire to win this fight. this is free money.
How hard is Poirier seething now that Gaethje is a champion and he never was
>>155483718crazy we have like 12 buffalo in the /box/ thread and they don't care
Jolie must've received a similar DM surely. Don't be a rat cos rats get caught ye?
>>155483762Like a light to medium seethe
>>155483770there's no way they don't actively sext with brie
and yjk she leaves her inbox open and lying around while mike is thereshe really is the best
Fuxk you bitch
Phones hoppin, jumped into the whip, no roof on da ting ya know?
>>155482914Literally none of them can beat Tai Tuivasa.
Poirier was never good enough for the belt
>>155483782Nah Brie would probably laugh at him and say Hap's bigger at 12
I've got a big meng. They call me "Big Meng"
>>155483814conor probably gets off on a bit of bite back many high rollers enjoy a dominatrix i have been told
>>155483831I'm broke and I enjoy dominatrixes and feet
>>155483814
>>155483842This, I want a dominatrix to drain my wallet but my wallet is empty, duality of man or something
Poopatron 6000 was never good enough for nothing
>>155483860Finndom?
>>155483866Kek
The finndom of Kingland
Will drain you of your Kirjolohi
>>155483860I don't understand findom.I just want them to trample me and peg me and shit.
Fingdom
want a woman to drain your wallet take her to wingstop bitches be adding on carrots and celery like damn bitch if greek ain't on the menu why am I dropping abes
imagine wining the title after this
You're laughing? A fucking FAGGOT got brutalized on the White House lawn during pride month and YOU'RE LAUGHING?
>>155483932is this the worst beating in the you eff see?
>>155483903See I don't get peggin, women don't have penises so it makes no sense.I do get trampling tho because feet look good in high heels. Findom is about throwing everything you have away for some pussy, that's where the adrenaline comes from
>>155483942butt stuff feels good meng
heem is healing
>>155484000Quintessentially German post
>>155484026merle didn't think so
>>155484000I only feel good when I'm pushing a turd outta thereSomething going up there just feels off
Dana was discussed at the G7
There's some good competition for the UFC KWABOTY this yearPaddy losing to a staphed GoythjeJiri getting knocked out by a one-legged shitterKhamzat losing to a raped bitchTopuria the supposed new GOAT of the lightweight division getting beat up by uncle GoythjePereira getting rocked with one jab and going on an all time schizo meltdown to cope with his loss
>>155484064Surely it was a tangent during the Eddie Hearn panel, no?
>>155484047icl during my recent bouts with heemorrhoids it was a fairly tender experience to gently massage the aspinhole not enough to get heemed up there but it was a little pleasant
>>155484067paddy was eyepoked, rigged fight
>>155482157The kids who know him as that guy who flirts with Nina drama on Kick
>>155484067it pains me to say this but pereira has superseded aspinall for the coveted title
>>155484077Micro h
>Aimpoint Micro H-2 2 Moa Punapistetähtäin>19 Sept 2024 — Aimpoint Micro H-2 on kevyt ja pienikokoinen punapistetähtäin, joka on suunniteltu kestämään vaativiagulp
>>155484047it feels the same as pooping dawg
Strickchud is so sensitive
.
>>155484083trvkethe french flag is right about the rest though
>>155484156Why is he acting like he's religious now
>>155484156has someone told him who pushed the agenda in usa and has he discussed weimar germany with are bryce yet
>>155484156he's right
I'm still surprised Tomala even has an eye. GODne literally stuck half his finger into his eyeball. According to jewgle, he still isn't medically cleared to spar, and this Eddie Hearn thing screams of circus boxing as his future career.What do we think, heembos?
>>155484156based straightland
>>155484200that he should be shot for ruining trumps birthday bash
>>155484156being homophobic in 2026 is performative
>>155484213Not his fault Jon was scared to death of him. Well, I guess in a way it is.
>>155484156>folkssmdh
>>155484284another trvke
>>155484236Homosexuality could be incorporated into the new nazi ideology, it would just have to be purged of all this lgbtq faggotry.But there's nothing really degenerate about 2 men having a bit of fun, especially if they are close friends. It also devalues the woman and cuts her out of the sexual marketplace, so she has less bargaining power. The real trvthnuke is homosexuality is packaged so femininly and faggy to keep the white man away from its power.
>>155484284first you threaten my anus then you insult my sensibilities
Poor poor little islam
>>155484344Shades of Ilia vs Justin
>>155484344>garry's head is only 5 inches tall
>>155484334I can tell she has a yuge meng.
This is essentially Strickland
>>155484310weren't ancient Greek philosophers all retired wrestlers and boxers who readmaxxed in retirement and focused on boypussy?
being gay is fine, being a faggot isnt
>>155484156Strickland is a fake patriot, unlike a certain Tito's Cantina patron.
>>155484397>>155484403Deep
>>155484401Indeed, the way the greeks percieved sex was through dominant/submissive, not male/female.A boypussy and a womangina would be considered as serving the same, passive function, while the penis is the active (dominant) component
>>155484434It's wild to think that I could be there in under two hours.
>>155484509Are you patriot enough for that though?
>>155484456wronghttps://youtu.be/BNAT4ybsz_E?is=zhA7L7doa7PsB-xd
Clitia is a subby bottom.
>>155484509
>>155484519I have 4 dependents b I need to develop an action plan first
>>155484526GODthje got that pigga all bricked up in xher clitty cage!
Is it not haram to get your knob out when making weight?
>>155484526>Clitia is a subby bottom.>>155484555>GODthje got that pigga all bricked up in xher clitty cage!this shit seriously needs to stop
>>155484587You don’t belong here if you /heem/ lingo makes u uncomfortable
>this shit seriously needs to stopTopiggy after sharting out GOAThje’s loads on the steatorrhea stool
>>155484635I bet clitty's stools are filled to the brim with GODthje's loads
>>155484614this
I think some of you guys might be gay.
>>155484695Where are the turks?
>>155484718
just seen a clip of wanderlei with hair speaking AI translated english. we truly are living in the future.
>>155484880talmbout tower of babel b I actually don't want to hear what brazilians have to say if I'm keeping it :100:
>>155484880Bet he sounds like a retard
>>155484695>I'm from Stuttgartdo I heem them?
>>155484941WANNOW WANNOW
>>155484926many are saying this
>>155484979peach their mengholes
shawty got a cute labia
Labia topuria
*stalks the prey*
>>155485145I love Goober so much. Nobody is nearly as entertaining, he's such a cartoon character
The Lafeyete Legend? yeah i hit that once or twice
>>155485182
Justin Gaethje is based and all but I genuinely think he has down syndrome of some sort
Garth Syndrome
I hear they're trying to get Jon Jones to fight off his drug addiction at the APEX while his wife stays in a glass box in the middle of the octagon
why didnt ilia simply do this?
Just In: Gaethje
>>155485322She took his head movement
>>155485322So many openings
>>155485322he kinda did desu
>>155485345but enough about your aspinhole
Good night, little piggy.
at least ilia doesnt wear a blue dress
>>155485370Look kid, this ain't the UFC. I punch you, YOU DIE
>>155485379He was cosplaying Steve it's a known fact that Justin's favorite film is The Minecraft Movie.
>>155485372This was proven to be Al no?
>>155485379what do ya reckon he's wearing under the blanket?
>>155485431COPE
Topuria's face looking like a propaganda poster for an Eastern Europe commie country. Der untermench looking dude.
>>155485437merab as a 'sleeve
Justin "Retard" Gaethje
ilia just needs to bend the knee to his aoife and he will regain his prowess
Now we know what would happen if native americans and spaniards had equal conditions. Mexichads such as Gaethje still carry the native american spirit and absolutely buckbroke lil spaniards. Boxing and mma is full of mexichads. Where the spaniard warriors at? Spaniard without a technological advantage is a victim of the real warrior
My dad is my father
>>155485508Ilia is a Georgian cosplaying
https://youtu.be/Ayex6GdQi14?si=l99u6Nil_rjVMBO_IT'S UP
>>155485508Gaethje unironically has more Spanish blood in him than Gypsy Topturdia, who has zero
madness
>>155485508And how is the aztec empire doing these days?
>>155485526mojjers on the mark as us
>>155483389Joe Pyfer's son
Mojdaddy
If I had to introduce someone to MMA I'd show them topiggy vs garth
>>155485508>Gaethje>native americanhe has a germany dad and looks like a white man with down syndrome
>>155485567you could show them any gaycheese fight he's never had a boring one. unironically the most exciting fighter of all time
>>155485594Same could be said for ikram
If I had to introduce someone to MMA I'd show them Gina Carano's tits
not to mention mexicans are mayans not native americansthe native americans hated mayans and sided with europeans to wipe them out
If I had to introduce someone to MMA I'd show them the Lafeyete Legend
Is Zabit Magomedsharipov the greatest "what if" in MMA history?
>>155485621Cute feet
>>155485642I'd put Schaub's potential LHW run a bit higher
>>155485621What a strange room
IT. WAS. A. LUCKY. JAB.
>>155485642dude went on to be a doctor.Props to him, he won't be slurring words in BKFC promos in his 50's.
>>155485661Followed by lucky ground and pound and a lucky TKO stoppage
>>155485661
>>155485684Gane would unironically be god tier if he weren't a dirty cheating company man
>>155485661This but unironically
>>155485364Gaethjebros................. It's time we faced the music........ Topturo won this one boys........
I will simply walk forward with my hands down.
>>155485693is he even a company man? it seems to me that he treats MMA as a whole like a side hustle
>>155485684he looks so fat and pathetic
>>155485364this combination was so kino
>look up illia's brother>7-1>check his fights>lost to a guy who fought 1 (ONCE) and then just left the UFClmfao get fucked
whats sandhaggens next fight?
>>155484236>phobicPhobia means fear of. Why would I be scared of a faggot?
>>155485744Financial (starting a business in a blue state)
>>155481953this proves concrete gloves
>>155485740the guy he fought was like twice his size and juiced albeithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv2WyBa3Yuc
>>155485780concrete knees too, faggot?Knuckles and fingers would go first if he had weighted gloves. Wrist broke from truck kun retard strength.Also Gaethje has a tendency to routinely drop himself on the head
>>155485713I think he took a dive for Ngubu and Jones, and I also think he was told to maim Aspie and Poatard.
>>155484067Pootan is a contender for the KWAB of all time. When has a more prominent fighter bitched out this hard? Begging for the ref to be fired, calling it a "lucky jab" and pretending to have been knocked retarded.
Why are Brazilians so mentally fragile that they always have to find excuses for losing? Literally haven't heard a single one take it in stride and say "my opponent was the better man" , it's always oh Herb Dean, oh my eye poke, oh my groin shot, oh my flu, oh the canvas was slippery, oh my gloves. Shut the fuck up man, go back to the drawing boards.
>>155485810>twice his size>same weight class>full fight>3:21 long video>full fight was 3 rounds and ended in a KO/TKO??????????????????????????????????????????
>>155485846they are literal dindus and we wazzers i have been preaching for months now maybe it's time you listened
>went kp>went pizza hut>decided lidl is honestly better
>>155485754probably because your faggot dad diddled your schaubussy
>>155485891 raped that bitch
>>155485859you've never seen one guy be substantially bigger than the other even if they're at the same weight class? we literally saw one last week
>>155485951Volume is irrelevant, the only thing that matters is mass. t. Gravity
hes only a young lad
Showed my son Gaethje/Topuria and now he wants to watch another tonight. Thinking I'll go with Nogueira/Sapp.
>>155485997
how bad is macgregor getting raped?
>>155486048Why are you posting ultrasound footage of a fetus in the womb?
>>155486045this but cm punk highlights
Has Luke Thomas commented on Ariel having noted sex offender Conor McGregor on his show
>>155485991it's not empty volume though, after cutting the guy with a better girth and or bigger frame can regain more mass
>>155486146Neck folds begging for an insemination
>>155486146Nah fuck that!
>>155485991that's not true and stupid t aerodynamics
>>155486068i'm not so sure.Spiritual awakening gooby vs cte max is a good matchup, they both larp as boxers
>>155486189they aren't fighting in a wind tunnel
>>155486045show him bryce mitchell convulsing on the ground after emmett sparked him and tell him that's what happens to bigoted chuds
>>155486239now that's dimes book it daner
I really think Luke Thomas has to call Ariel out on this. The sport needs to move on from these problematic figures, not give them a platform
>>155486264how did you do that
>>155486243You have so much hate in you b I'll be putting you in my prayers.
>>155486273bro every celebrity in every country is some sort of sex pest degenerate pedophile.If you seen or heard them on TV or le internet, they fucked kids or worse.
>>155486045go for izzy/romero. a real chess match to get him thinking
>>155486280liquify, dodge and burn
crisp basethin crustjust enough salami got to be lidl
>>155486301>pop I don't want to go to bed can I watch a fight>heh, sure kid
>>155482825One of the best trilogies in the history of the sport but no one cared because they're small
>>155486299even kino reeves?
>>155486361I'm 99% certain he sucked an egg shaped jew dick at some point.
>>155486371Can you not just go about your life without thinking about sucking dicks?
>>155486391to what end?
>>155486391MUST.... FIGHT... URGES!
>>155486391sucking a bro's dick is pretty cool bjust stay the fuck away from kids and schools
spaffing in on or around womennon negotiable
You are now thinking about sucking dicks
the people pay
>>155486446talmbout that peach of a dick b
>>155486449do this but gane and the drunk assfister
>>155486449R A R Eand just when we were talking about sucking dick, too.
>>155486446comfortably sucking my own dick would be cool
>>155486352>trilogiesb they fought four times
>>155486499Oh yeah, the first was a draw innit
>>155486497the words comfortable and sucking dick fell out your mouth a bit too easy
>>155485882I can't go back to lidl
>>155486524>he types with his mouth
>>155486543b committed a war crime in a Lidl
>he doesn't read his posts aloud before submitting
I can never return to Lidl.
bad to the bonebbbbbbbbad
>>155486601we don't have that shit here
>>155486391How do you watch this sport without becoming at least a little bi curious
>>155486570and now he can't go back to lidlheemnon went to asda
>"Landlord heemster" claims his tenant sucked his dick for rent payment>its June 19th
I can't go back to asda
croatbro your response?
>>155485846If Herb was a good man he wouldn't be that colour.
>>155486611Yes you do, Aldi too.Gutes fur Alle!
Just sucked my landlords dick for rent
>>155486705I can't go back to Aldi
I like to think of myself as the kai kara france of heem
>>155486716you still pay me end of the month you bum
>>155486728so you're a turbo manlet?
>>155486678can't rn, I'm thinking about sucking dick b
>>155486616I might just be... straight, I guess?
>>155486742Nah fuck you!!
Do brazilians and russians have beef?
I'm an eighth cherokee*cries*
>>155486775if by beef you mean AIDS then yes
Pokheemons
>>155486758>>155486759duality of meng
>have a nice weekend james see you on monday>MY NAME'S KAI KARA STOP BULLYING ME
>>155486799claiming the coolest pokeheemon.If you liked Hitmonchan or Machamp you were tranny or gay respectively.
>>155486743who's the short one now?
>>155486836>60hpTrash
>06/19 in imbecile calender formati wonder how rey in his prime would have done in ufc
>>155486850only nerds actually played the tcg b, I just collected them niggas.
>>155486470kek the jon fight really was like that scene
>>155486836Sorry b Heracross is the best heemer.
>>155486836you can't say coolest and not mentione kingambit
>>155486898based bug enjoyer, and you are right. Primeape was kino too
just looked at Goobys meng again
>>155486920Ah, that's a name I haven't heard in some time...
>>155486836Hoenstly? Hitmonlee was my favorite too. Respect.
>>155486939
>>155486890
>>155486836kabutops going PAPAPAP with the titanium hands
>>155486946some guy posts a random pokemon card and it just happens to be your favorite, what a coincidence b
I cri everytiemCharmander ep and Pokemon movie too
>>155482891Gilbert Yvel did this for real.
can we get back to discussing mma at some point
>>155487061so yeah about ducking dick...
Ohhhh she's doing the Queen's Gambit!!
pokemans are a great litmus test tbqh. You can immediately spot boomers and zoomers amongus
people forget toporia considered emett till his most dangerous opponent and then completely looked past gaethjedude got too cocky
>>155487093Fish faced slag
>>155487121>implying you wouldn't berry
>>155487117josh emmett*
>>155487121Hey thats my woife
Amoonguss
>>155487061oh fer sure be whats coming up this weekend oh lemme see here its manlet kope vs ching chong in the GAYpex wow thanks dana
>>155487136Apturo Topturo is a gypsy midget with PTSD now.Like his entire schtick and character are dead and buried. He needs to either reinvent himself completely or open a barber shop pike the rest of his ilk.PAPAPAPAPAP
Me foot was a belewn
>>155487117>Emmett Louis Till was an African-American boy who, at 14 years old, was abducted and lynched in Mississippi in 1955. The brutality of his murder and the acquittal of his killers drew attention to the long history of violent persecution of African Americans in the United States.
>>155487178people said this about colby when he lost but his retarded ass just doubled down
>>155487117Ilia too focused on that strange fruit to take Garth seriously
>>155487132I wouldn'stdve in all earnest.
I wonder if she takes it up the aspinall
>>155487196Colby never claimed to be unbeatable or infallible. Being a fuckstick is is entire thing.Topturdo got fed cans and olives, then subsequently thought he could not be a manlet gnat via Baki schizophrenics.
Anyone have the Heemcord link? I need to tell Asurbator something...
>>155487136Josh emmett was the boogeyman on the feet fool
they lynched darren till?
>>155487242those trips to jamaica don't pay for themselves
>>155487247Someone please respond, it's urgent.
This game is a rat race but I'm no rat, I'm a turtle. A teenage mutant ninja turtle.
>>155487311oh how the turns have tabled
>>155487321I like Michaelangelo. Who's your favourite?>>155487318Only pedophiles use discord b
>>155487311
>>155486982Wahts the inpilcation here b
Hokit said he wanted to beat up transgenders and that Brittney Griner is a man but everyone acting like calling Mike Obama a man is crossing the line. It's bizzarre.
>>155487405He said WHAT??!! No Way! You Can't Say Stuff Like That!!!
>>155487346They're not pedophiles I need to tell Asturbator something about Oblisk and Valbong immediately, they aren't who he thinks they are...
>>155487445get some bitches dawg
>>155487391that you are just a little gay boy that loves pokemon
>>155487405its low key patronizing. i respect michelle obama more than to take what hokit said as anything but nonsense. those who feel the need to defend her le honor feel as though she needs that.
>>155487445>Valbongholy fuck what year is it
>>155487474I thought all of us here were a little gay boy who loves pokemon
>>155487405wh..what? he said something like that?? I think im gonna be sick..
Do you think she takes it up her Anshul Jubli?
>>155487522why am I so attracted to pudgy middle aged 6/10 milfs?Tight 20yos do nothing for my meng b
>>155487522>but I poop from therenot right now you dont
I remember when all those faggots on heemcord made fun of me for picking Usman to beat Woodley. yeah now what?
i tried to warn everyone
Sean Omalley is getting bantamweight title again I guarantee it
>>155487496He's being fake, he isn't who he is and I need to warn Asturbator. Can someone at least put me in contact with someone who can invite me? I really need to warn him of Oblisk.>>155487578They're not all faggots, they're good people. Better than in this thread.>>155487623I'm trying to warn people right now but nobody will listen
>>155487627Sean 'Suga-in-his-tank' O'Malley lezs other men fuck his fat Mexican wife.
>>155487623well you didn't actually pick gaethje to win you just called him a bigger better emmett
>>155487474
>>155487623You just have some of these guys like Emmett and Gaethje who are pure rapists. They don't win all the time but they always have the potential to rape you
Tommy will KO Gane in Paris. How’d you like them apples.
Given what we know...Dustin would destroy Ilia.
>>155487522She looks like my mom
>>155482157>>155483287>>155484093I want him as champ.
>>155487709Yeah this is most likely happening. However Hokit will be waiting so Tom's days are numbered anyway.
tell gaethje I'm coming for him keep my belt warm bitch
>>155487739yeah yeah the vpn trolling is really funny man
>>155487737based. I love your mum
>>155482170cuckold
>>155487709He'd be smart to wrestle like Ngumbu and Jones. Ain't nobody beating Gane on the feet.
Prophetic
>>155487737post your mom
LukeBiostewieValbongElliotBorkSteamboatingAsturbatorListerStereo Frostbjp33nthis all sounds horrifically gay
Big dicks in ya ass is bad for your health nigga
>>155487921We no sign post
>>155487737address now
>>155487832There's a neanderthal exhibit in Krapina, Croatia, Clitia should go audition
>>155487921they all sound like bug chaser sex offenders
>>155487953>KrapinaI barely know her
>>155487921My name is in this list and I've been out of the server for about 4 years. Good to know I left an impact.
>>155487921>Steamboatingnonce freak
While we're on topic.Reminder the Steamboating was seeing a therapist who told him to write down his thoughts.So he started a blog where he wrote a dissertation about /sp/ threads and picks posters and published it as if we wouldn't make fun of him.https://web.archive.org/web/20210613012211/https://blog.enj0y.net/long/2021/03/29/heempickys.html
>You don't post on disc at all coral you filthy sperg. You lurk like a meek little bitch. I know for sure you're not any of luke, elliott, bio, goofball, expand, valbong, or any of the other main posters. Stop trying so hard to fit in everywhere you dweeb>>luke, elliott, bio, goofball, expand, valbong, or any of the other main posters>You are right. I'm not trying to fit in, I'm just trying to make it a point that moving to discord isn't all that bad an idea and if it happens naturally then I'm all for it.i have seen enough
Don't share the heemcord lore with the thread
Talmbout the piggycord?
Will you pop if Tommy walks out in a eye patch for his rematch with Gane?
>>155481762Doesn't this suggest that Topuria was afraid of losing to Makhachev and wanted to cash out?
>post on discsomeone's son probably tom's wrote that
I don't find Jolie Poirier attractive.
>>155488120I’d probably just think he’s a pretentious faggot
do you think ufc heemers lurk here?Strickland does I bet, he's a /pol/tard
>>155488120if he doesn't walk out to collie budz then he has forever lost me>>155488149are you a gay
>>155482157I used to want him as champ over Topuria IF he could crash the insane hype train but now that that's been taken care of, I don't really care about Arman. He's an uncouth manchild, which I find off-putting.
>>155488165paolo very obviously (banan?)
>>155488165Strickland is a poltard? I thought he got all his info from his grandpa, he's never struck me as a poltard. I think one of the Finngolians is Abdul Hussein
>>155482419>Chatri has a plan just let him cookMust be a very high IQ plan to have the entire business fail and go from cooked Nielsen ratings to payments in baht for free on YouTube
coral thinks he's too fucking good for us now that he's a big shot on youtube. so screw him man.
apparently turki is turning algerian
>>155488238Is he still wasting all his money on shitty sports cards?
>>155486352Not really. 1 fight was great, 1 fight was good, 2 fights were meh. Everyone was over it by the time they fought for the 4th time
>prates vs morales My money is on the Crioulo
>>155488231i dread in dismal and dire despair that 2 of the 4 to 5 of us can blend in the snow sadly
when are we going to get a new interesting big fight bro why are we doing BROO MCGREGOR VS KHABIB again
>>155488231bruh, DeSean is 100% /oneofus/, just too boomercoded to say it outrighton God
>>155483417I like DDP more tbqh
will the real tony ferguon please stand up
>>155488296wtf? is this a real tweet lmao
>>155488296sean is married so him being an incel has chandlerian implications
>>155488265he was at freedom 250 and he didn't even post on heem about it. I'm hurt man.
>>155487737Respectfully
So /heem/, are you a UFC champion like you told Sam Alvey you would be?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f2_u1wQCWnY
>>155488370the only man more gooby than gooby is pious saint vince the palare these scottish irish roots somehow cursed or what explains this mcphenomenon
>>155488370>>155488427GOOD SHIT, PAL
goobs would have been absolute galactic hyper dimes working with vince what happened
>>155487921post their chats b i wanna see how gay they are
>>155488540see >>155488093no
>>155488172nah she's just got the ms. piggy face and got paid to run dustin's scam charity and she can't wash off the lowscum stink
>>155488427Vince has a dozen NDA's, the one he recently got cancelled over was with a woman whose head he shat on, so makes me wonder what the others are.
Sneed would never.
>>155488567this sounds so old. no one's talked about "moving to" discord in like a decade. everyone's already on it
>everyone's already on it
>pokemon>discordanyone here want to discuss bon jovi or gnr
Our dad is Justin Gaethje.
I've been an enemy of the discord beckys for some time
Discord has good uses. I'm on the secret heemcord with 50 users only and it's very comfy. It's the main reason I no longer come to /heem/ much. r/mma and X gives me the latest news and heemcord gives me good discussion. I don't have to put up with the schizophrenia and misery of a hijacked /heem/. I only visit here in the afterglow of hype cards now.
ufc didnt try to extend goobeys contract. just gave him two dates for the two fights he has leftlooks like they really did just need him until they bagged the paramount deal then discarded him
just took a yuge Biostewie in the Valbong
>>155488836You should tell girls about that when you go on dates.
Albuquerque whatsapp is saying Jon Jones got caught sucking a meng on video
>>155488915Nah that info's on a heem-to-know basis only.
>I'm on the secret heemcord with 50 users only and it's very comfy. It's the main reason I no longer come to /heem/ muchwoah what a coincidence you happened to be here when discord is being discussed
>>155488948It is indeed. Like I said>I only visit here in the afterglow of hype cards nowI'm enjoying the dopamine spikes from continued clowning of Topuria and Pereira and the ascension of Gane. I haven't been a part of the "main" heemcord in years. Idek if it's still around
am i gay for feeling bad for topuria
>>155488986How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
>>155489097ghislainesque gaze
>>155489114Hunt losing money on shitty lawsuits against the UFC and then filing pro se with his 2200 elo IQ is also very amusing
discord users are degenerates and I say this as a /heem/ poster
coralling the disc
>>155488986It died when Elliot got banned for funposting so Astiecord was founded, which then split into GJHcord. Then Valbong got made a mod and banned everyone since BJP33N went missing after Elliot doxxed him as working at a uni in Northeast USA
>>155489036It's called being a decent human being.
>>155489209I have no idea what most of that means. Valbong is a nice guy though.
>>155489143I agree
>>155489232Nah fuck that!
its not enough that I share my thoughts I need people to know its me
>>155489209isn't elliot the autistic faggot that's so hideous and socially retarded that he only sleeps and falls in love with prostitutes
unusually small topurias like a rabbit very easy to clean up after
>>155489097Legitimately, this bitch is a first magnitude nutcase. Just being around her you'd feel the air shift a little.
I've lost my mind doing this game. Like Sneed. He dedicated his life to his art and lost his mind in the process.
theres an actual fucking heemcord isnt there
It died when Elliot got banned for funposting so Astiecord was founded, which then split into GJHcord. Then >Valbong got made a mod and banned everyone since BJP33N went missing after Elliot doxxed him as working at a uni in Northeast USA
>>155489308I train with him irl. He's more masking as normal now, but is actually engaged to that greek girl who is pregnant. I think they bought a house a few years ago, which probably lines up with when he stopped posting
>>155489373there is a main heemcord and many offshoots. from my understanding only one of them is free of hostile autism
>its not enough that I share my thoughts I need people to know its meFtfy
>>155489398Who are you? The only Aussie I remember is Elliot, and he's a discredit to your nation.
met ian garry as a wee lad
>>155489373You tell me
>>155481762Fuck Dana
>>155489462HATE
>>155489359
>>155489462>>155489462is that Ari Gold's bride?
>>155489462wtf
>>155489516'd 'o
>>155489441>he doesn't remember Whoda rage quitting over sinkposting >he doesn't remember bork getting dumped by his chink gf and flunking the police exam>he doesn't remember Greene crashing out after Maddelana lost and rage quitting the server It was a mostly Aussie server for a bit
>>155489462Ari is married to Bomb Voyage
My memories are of travel, food, and pussy. Yours are of Discord user histories. We are not the same.
>>155489573I do vaguely remember the name whoda. None of the other stuff is anything I was a part of. I was on the server for a couple of weeks at best. Could not handle the autistic and hateful stink, respectfully
>>155489462This is the trophy wife you get as a democrat.
>>155489636did she bog her cheek bones?
>>155489462what is that
>>155489703That's Sneed's gf
>>155489462She clitmogs my dick
>>155489636i don't think ari is a democrat you're thinking of rahm
Alright boys, time to heem some nucleophilic substitution and elimination reactions. Wish me good luck and have a blessed Friday. Also, I have a dinner engagement tonight. My senior colleague is paying. What should I order?
guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree but the dem is doing a (very little) bit better imho
>>155489855bappa look at how ari looked at Trump at UFC Freedom 250
>>155489889Might as well order one of each if he’s paying, b.
>>155489942Who's the skirt?
>>155489889damn b sucking cock for a warm meal that's tawlf
>>155489462I used to think that she was hot, but here she looks like she’s wearing a mask made of many layers of human skin stitched atop each other.
>>155489956apparently your rite he is a democrat and donated a milly to kamala he likes trump though he is literally his agent
>>155489889just dont get a bunch of pasta or chicken, get the steak frites or some seafood
>>155489688Yes and no. It's cheek fillers there but she did carve up her jawline to make it look like that.The crease around her mouth really scares me.
>I used to think that she was hot
>>155490096ari is just smart b imagine turning down a gig like that because you don't like the doo might as well turn in his jew gold
making a Jones thread btw
>>155490252>>155490252new
>>155489889Get the bass
>>155481762that stare indicates cte from brain damagetruly shit tier "sport"
>>155489889I bet that fish and chips will be a shambles
