Saturday 22:00>Deutschland - Côte d'Ivoire, BMO Field (Toronto, ON)
>>155484135clearly rigged
>>155484135why did the other thread get deleted?
>>155484279lmao I think the janny got scared of woltemade's feetno other explanation than him thinking it was some random women feet
>Ein baldiges Ende von Woltemades Zeit bei Newcastle zeichnet sich immer deutlicher ab. Nach Informationen von Caught Offside haben Borussia Dortmund, Atlético Madrid und Aston Villa den Angreifer fest im Blick. Einer für den Hufschmied?
>>155484650he's in Trainingsgruppe B together with Beier this world cuphow could either replace Guirassy?
>>155484733>he was only called up to keep Thiaw and Rüdiger happy
>Seine ersten Schritte im Vereinsfußball machte Nick Woltemade bei der TS Woltmershausen
wenn ihr Schalker seid
>Der Verband reagierte, änderte die Abläufe vor dem Anpfiff der WM-Spiele. Die Fotografen rücken enger zusammen, während die Trainer links und rechts versetzt von der Traube und abseits der Trainerbänke stehen. Tuchel akzeptiert Kompromiss wohl nicht>Nun berichtet die englische Zeitung „Daily Mail“, dass diese Änderung Tuchel nicht wirklich besänftigen würde. Demnach sei es unwahrscheinlich, dass der ehemalige Bayern-Coach einen Kompromiss akzeptieren würde, bei dem er sich mit seinem Trainerstab von der Bank entfernen müsste. Daher sei nicht auszuschließen, dass die Fifa zumindest im Falle Tuchels eine andere Lösung finden müsse.kek why is he like this, literally not a single other coach cares
>>155487081did you see the video? its ridiculous
>>155487099again, there are 48 head coaches in total at the world cup and lots and lots additional trainer staff, he's the only one mad about this nothingburger
>>155487141no other manager got swarmed like this tbf
>>155487197almost like they expected him to do something stupid
>>155487259*did nothing*
I have a nose like irankunda
Wagner Big City pepperoni pizza in honor of the US and A and german beer
>Chicago is basedweirdest timeline
>sign pulishit for my kicker team as he would surely dab on the ozzies>injuredfug
Müller and Kloppo are really fun but I'm still canceling tomorrow. Telekom charged 6,97€ yesterday lolGod I fucking hate them and their scummy turkish bazaar tactics
>>155489802The best part is the free 5 months Paramount+ sub is gone once you cancel Magenta
>>155489941>he pays to watch ads
>>155489708y arent you in the league
>>155489545Laat de pizza minstens 1 minuut afkoelen vooraleer op te dienen.De Kass moet gesmolten zijn. Het toevoegen van extra toppings kan een aanpassing van de bakrijs vereisen
>>155490021Still better than listening to woman commentators lol
>>155490181you are the woltemade faglord, aren't ya? just com out already, you'll feel better afterwards
>Zw00oh boy, >we're gonna get nuked after this match, no?
>>155489675Always was
>>155490802It's a groupstage game
my sources told me dest will have a mazzaclass
>>155490368It's crazy how mentally ill some 4chan posters are. Every post they disagree with looks like it was posted by their enemy, to them. On an anonymous image board lol
So ÖRR having Claudia Neumann commentate every single game is some kind of humiliation ritual right
>>155491518you gotta be trolling right
and then there's this retard ^
wait that's a woman??
>>155490078I’m not gay
>>155487081he is 100% right though
>Türks lost to this
>>155487081Deutsche Männer machen Geschichte
>>155492077he's clearly of slav origin tho
>>155491782but a low iq cause you bought pulisic
>>155492320oof kek
>>155492028
>>155492195you wish polack
I hate f*male commentators
>>155492837pay up chuddie
>irrelevant game>foid commentatorevery single time
>>155492614ok mohammad
time for ads
oh FFS not even the hydration breaks are clean of their yuck politics
kek that stadium is so ridiculous
>YOU ESSAY
NOW HE MAKES US THE WELTMEISTERSHAFT KAPUTT THE ZW00
no offside says my eagle eye
rigged
was labert die alte da??? er steht nicht im abseits boar ist die doof
VSA are ROIDED af
finds nur bissl komisch weil der andere ja klar abseits war und auch aktiv hingeht
if Dest gets another 3 for playing insane yet again, im gunna tick out
>andy for u.s.kek
>>155497400That's my name :)
Time for the ads
>skelly onits over
>Zwayer with cramps
>zw00kwabsel
>zwayer
>replaced by a asian woman keeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Siebert, Siebert, Siebert
>svenja blindski get flown in
änd eim praud tu bi än ämerikän
imagine watching this with woman commentatory, i just switched to ard because of ad break, holy shit lmao
>>155503159are mutts really this retarded?
What's our opinion on Esther, bros
>>155503622Too cocky for a washed up 7/10
klopp and müllel shitting on zwayer is hilarious
>>155503973Deserved
>>155503622she need to breastfeed me
>two pensioners acting hard
>>155503802>>155504074The duality of man
>>155503496works every single time kek
>>155503334thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljn2mJBN0BI
Goddamn modern players are so boring. Bring back 90s players.
>>155504151>jokes on them I was only pretending to be Turkish (I'm Moroccan)
>>155504250https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/1718713105279037/country/DE/its my bread & butter m8
>>155504250there's a difference?
>>155504008>>155503973>>155504092schweinsteiger also took a shit on zwayer
Müller and Kloppo are well worth the 11 euros
>>155504616Mostly Müller, like 90%. Hope he takes Uli's spot and fires Eboarl the moment he takes over
>>155504616not having to listen to tom bartels or claudia neumann is already worth it, although they also got some shitters like that ref loser ittrich
S0bari show the world why cuckberl wants to splash 90m on you
>>155504092dat delicious gaplet me taste it mamacita
>>155504751 Pervitin is too powerful
>>155504816
>>155504816>tom bartels or claudia neumanI think I would pay 50€ at this point just to avoid those ÖRR creatures. Telekom don't even understand their market value right now
>>155504980i mean he sucks but i'll take him over than entire zdf team, holy shit are they all insufferable
>>155505150Würd dem Jochen gern mal nen Baseball Schläger in die Fresse hauen
>>155505150was meinen sie mit "rapper"?
SAIBARI MY KÖNIGSTRANNY
>>155506279It's not gonna happen now because PSV will ask for 80-90M and only City will pay thatwhich is a good thing because I don't want a Talahon at Bayern
>>155506599yes yes Saibari needs to net more agreed
only the DFB allows Bayern to negotiate with players during a tournamentBrown doesn't need the distraction
>>155506785no need to negotiate with players when literally every single player has at least one berater, are you new to footy?
kwabnuss like a sore thumb
bin so müde uff
>Julian Nagelsmann confirms that Leroy Sané will keep his spot in the starting lineup against Côte D'Ivoire despite the criticism: "He has trained well. I'm not someone that can be swayed by the public opinion. I don't see why I should drop him"
>sahnewhat does he even do
>>155512976hat alle aufgaben erfüllt t. nagelsmann
oh hexer
I smoked way too many cigarettes today
>>155504751cute
Who TF is Rayan? BRING ON ENDRICK, ABUELOTTI
Pepsi dont make me regret not taking pini
>>155490181the brazil game on magenta has a woman commentating lol
>>155519980this schlaftablette was the HSV stadionspecher*in once
brazil is now at 42 goals and germany still 39
>endrick
Kadioglu make us turks proud.
LOOOL
>arda Gülle
Impossible to sleep in this heat
>>155522704Irvine mogshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=iIOOb99jiS0
turks einfach out cause of direct vergleich lul
Hahahahahaha
>Final game is Paraguay vs Australia. No matter who wins that and if Turkey beat USA, this will result in maximum 3rd place for Turkey. However, the tiebreaker is head-to-head score. Since both possible other 3rd places beat Turkey, they lose any tiebreaker. So basically, Turkey could score 5000 goals on USA and it wouldn't matter.Kek
another win for Bayern Munich
>>155529087Football lost
E L I M I N A T E D
Any Abdul reactions yet?
>No. 10 covered his mouth>Red cardKek
>Im deutschen WM-Kader hat die Hälfte der Spieler eine Migrationsgeschichte. Doch was auffällt: Türkische Namen fehlen.And that's a good thing
schaben RAUS
>"Es gibt ein psychologisches Problem, dass wir Menschen in Schubladen stecken und dann alles, was ansatzweise in diese Richtung geht, um ein Vielfaches schlimmer bewertet wird. In diesem Zustand sind wir gerade", beklagte Nagelsmann am Freitag mit Blick auf Sané - und ließ keinen Zweifel daran, dass er ihn auch gegen die Elfenbeinküste wieder aufbieten wird. "Ich bin keiner, der sich von außen treiben lässt. Wir haben eine Meinung zu ihm im Trainerteam. Wir haben einige Dinge auf dem Feld gesehen, die gut waren. Er hat gut trainiert. Ich wüsste nicht, warum ich ihn nicht spielen lassen sollte."kek es ist so lächerlich
>Chef, eine Güler spezial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBWJCViLh3w
TÖRKE TÖRKE WAS HAST DU GETAN
>Donnerstag 36°>Freitag 37°>Samstag 36°Was zum Henker
>>15553189136° GRAD UND ES WIRD NOCH HEIBER
>>155531891jaja haben sie hier letzte woche auch gesagt und was war? 32 max lolalles propaganda
>>15553232432 und windlich. Ganz kalt.
>>155531920kök
Nein, das ist nicht meine Tante
>>155532324der heißeste Sommer seit 100 Tausend Jahren.Millionen werden sterben.
didn't think /bundes/ would be smug after this happened to us twice
did we actually lose the two first games against farmers with zero goals scored while being hyped as le dark horse?maybe i'm hallucinating
>>155529523https://x.com/kulliscouting/status/2068201071265169663
>>155533685https://x.com/twitchspion/status/2068279306485223527
>>155533748https://x.com/twitchspion/status/2068229591999655959
>didnt put a wecker cause I thought the törken would wake me upGuMo I guess
>Die chinesische Journalistin Zhenni Yu fragt Nagelsmann, ob die Sicherheit der Spieler gewährleistet sei. Sie habe gelesen, dass es im DFB-Quartier eine Schlange gegeben habe.great, Kimmich embarrassed us againreally no surprises we get knocked out again and again when we send girls like that
>>155484135Herrs...
>>155534618cute question desunagelsmann reacted like a sperg as expected>>155534618
>9.30 Uhr [Ortszeit] Frühstück, dann Besprechung der Standards und Aktivierung im Hotel>12.30 bis 13.30 Uhr Mittagessen>14 Uhr kurze Besprechung und anschließend Abfahrt zum Stadion in Toronto>16 Uhr Anstoß des Spiels gegen die Elfenbeinküste>21 Uhr Rückflug nach Winston-Salem
Nagelsmann zu Trinkpausen>Das gibt einem schon Möglichkeiten. Man hat zwar nicht unfassbar viel Zeit, aber die Option, für 30 bis 40 Sekunden einzugreifen, das haben wir gegen Curacao auch gemacht>Das hilft schon, weil man in einem lauten Stadion nicht jeden Spieler erreicht. Es ist gut, dass die Jungs was trinken - und dass man als Trainer mehr Einfluss hat, ist auch nicht schlecht.
*red card for the manshaft*
>>155534439>I thoughtYou must have learned you're lesson now. Dont think.
>Roaches outBad day for AMG loaners.
>>155522704He looks cute. No way Turkish boys look so cute, the ones I see running around here just have a beard by age 12.
>>155530952missed opportunity to make it cost 900000 Lire.
>Der zweifache Weltfußballer Ronaldinho plant mit 46 Jahren offenbar ein Comeback. Der Brasilianer kündigte in der Zeitung „Gazzetta dello Sport“ an, seine Laufbahn wieder aufnehmen zu wollen. Demnach wolle Ronaldinho beim italienischen Drittligisten Ravenna FC einen Vertrag unterschreiben. Klarheit soll am Dienstag bei einer Veranstaltung in Miami geschaffen werden
>>155534618
Not gonna land this one eh, put it in before the tournament started obviouslyShame
>>155536110what do those dates mean?20.06.2026 22:00 is just right after the Germany game and the placement for the group wouldn't be known.
>>155536209I guess they just show the next time some match starts that will affect that result?
>>155536110the kind of bets bürgis dolmao
>>155529087I just watched the Zusammenfassung on youtube, holy kek. The comments are great too despite ZDF warning us not to make fun of the Schurkentürken
>>155529087What are the Turkish newspapers saying?
>>155536545lmao
>wanted to get a nice döner for the game>they're closed today
>>155536570turks are such sissies now. sad.
>>155536545>"Soviele AMGs umsonst gemietet."ayy
>>155536570>The absolute state of leftiesYou can't make this shit up lol
>Der Geh-Heim Favorit hat wieder abgeliefert, ganz starkes Ding.
>>155536570>they replied to it instead of deleting it
>>155536858they literally said that they will allow everyone to their opinion before. deleting it would be against that.
>>155536545even the ZDF reporter said something about upcoming "Schimpftiraden in Abdus Nachbarschaft"
die einzigen Ausländer die ich in Deutschland sehen will sind junge japonische Mädschens
>>155536904nahother people already saying comments are being deleted
>>155536858>du darfst das nicht ja
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jCmkidGyZSQThat red card Ansprache lmao
>>155536858referring to some law is not a good argument imolaws can be changed you know
>>155536904They already deleted lots of comments obviously, you can see it because the comments other people are replying to are just not there
>>155537000>the constitution>some law
>>155536465still better than buying lottery tickets
>>155537074no, lottery ticket has a 1:31 chance to win something. this parley had a 1:520 chance.
>>155536110>Germany winning the gruppe Lel
>>155537021it's utterly meaningless fluff that can be interpreted however it suits them
>>155536977I passed out at like 2 am. Bet the match thread was on fire after that red card
I don't really get the "dont cover your mouth cause you might say something bad and hide it from us that way" ruleI can say anything I want without making my mouth movements too obvious by just keeping my lips in place and still insult another player, how does that stop it
>>155537298mono's rule
>>155536110Honestly a good bet.
>>155537298Almiron was just too retarded to find such a solution. Footballers aren't known for their intelligence
>>155537298It was annoying especially during Classicos I think it's mostly a spanish/latino thing but a red card for that is obviously still laughable
The pathetic dive by the turk before half time deserved a red card way more. He wasn't even hit in the face and yet he was rolling around on the floor like a sissy and the "foul" wasn't even inside the penalty box lol
>>155537298and yet someone fell for it. football players were never known to be the brightest.
There is no way the will not bottle this today right? DFB has a long standing tradition of chocking after a successful Auftaktspiel
>>155537969irrelevant anyway, we're already progressing
>>155537969with Sahne and Nager, everything is possible
>>155537809yjk
can't believe they have a whole country dedicated to producing these
why not play with Raum? he knows Dio's tricks from the club
>>155538143I've never seen Braun get cooked like Room did against Olise this year
>>155503599Irony.
>>155538209Dio scored four in two against Eintracht
>>155538386Mexican waf fault
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpxJmwCGzzELOL
Kloppo is a coward. Virgil van Dijk basically spelled it out and he's an active player. Those Hydration breaks destroy football. They destroy the flow of the game, it just becomes american football. Ads with a little bit of football
>>155538997nagelsmann disagrees, see >>155534887
I hate Nailsman and I hate Sane
pic related is going to be the starting xi today desualthough I would drop Musiala and play Undav instead but Nager is a retard after all
>>155539030vergiss Rüdiger nicht, der sabotiert uns absichtlich
>>155539039>Tah
>>155539039see >>155512661
>>155539039that shape is all wrong. germany plays a 4-2-3-1.
We should play like this
>>155539123as retarded as his formation is, nagelsmann was practicing 5atb all week
What happened to Klopp? I don't remember him being that soulless. The only time he's worth watching is when Müller carries him
>>155539195Anon, think. He wants to replace Nailsman. Can't be too confrontational now when you want that job.
>>155539123not against Diomande. he definitely wants a schneller Flügelspieler as support for Kimmich and Leweling played that exact position before for the National Team>>155539063god I hate him so much
>>155539135Neuer's wet dream. Max heroball for him
>>155539195all commentary became soulless, seehttps://www.laptoptrainer.de/2026/06/19/wm-tagebuch-tag-7-berichterstattung-wm-schweiz-kanada-katar/>Die Eintönigkeit spiegelt sich in der Rezeption wider. Bislang gab es einen einzigen Moment in der deutschen TV-Berichterstattung, der auch nach dem Ende der Sendung noch relevant war. Das war Jürgen Klopps „Noch“-Aussage – und das war auch mehr ein Aufreger denn ein viraler Moment. Insofern war ich fast froh, dass Robert Andrich beim ausbleibenden Elfmeterpfiff beim Spiel Frankreich gegen Senegal eine andere Meinung vertrat als der Kommentator. Er sah keinen Elfmeter in der Szene, in der Kylian Mbappe im Zweikampf mit Sadio Mane zu Fall kam. Auch wenn ich es persönlich anders sehe, freut es mich doch, dass es wenigstens einmal etwas Reibung gab. Blöderweise ruderte auch er wenige Minuten später zurück.>Diese Unlust am Streit passt in den Zeitgeist. Die öffentlich-rechtlichen Sender stehen durch antidemokratische Kräfte unter Beschuss. Da wollen sie nicht auch noch Futter in Form von Debatten liefern. Gutes Fernsehen besteht aber nicht nur aus gutem Inhalt – sondern auch aus einer guten Form.
>>155539261>Die öffentlich-rechtlichen Sender stehen durch antidemokratische Kräfte unter BeschussLOL this is the kind of guy that calls radical left freaks like Grüne, SPD and Linke "die Parteien der Mitte"
>>155539246we don't know on which side diomande will play.germany's defensive midfield is supposed to cover the fullbacks.
>>155539455usually yes, the Taktik will be changed for today tho
>claudia gaymann again
Diomande played both WingZ vs Eggkwaborit doesnt matter
>>155539569You are ruining this for yourself by choice, mein Lieber
>>155539569just watch on magenta. better commentary and analysis anyway.
>>155539641Kloppo please I aint paying for that
>>155539697was free thru mcd
>>155539455>>155539572Brown is pacy enough to keep up with him. That's why Kimmich is the only one who needs assistance by a wing back so both sides are covered.
Only Bürgis watch this WM on ÖRR with woman commentatory
>>155539717Not him but it was only up for a little bit, I missed itIs there a 1 month magenta trial out there? I could start it now and it'd last perfectly until after the final
>claudia neumann
>>155539834>Is there a 1 month magenta trial out there? I could start it now and it'd last perfectly until after the finalThey would be incredibly stupid if this would actually work dont you think
>>155539834The 5 month Paramount+ deal is way better but I think it's gonna be 2 months only as long as you're still subscribed to Magenta
ich uezs
obvious 1:1 today
us Magenta PayPi-CHADS keep winning chuddies
>>155540404shes so beautiful. These tattoos ruined her though
enjoy the ADS
StatiskikerINNEN
>Olise comunicado oficial
>she
>>155542318>„Angesichts der in verschiedenen Medien erschienenen Berichte über ein angebliches Interesse unseres Vereins an dem Spieler Michael Olise vom FC Bayern München möchte Real Madrid klarstellen, dass es weder direkt noch indirekt Kontakt zu dem genannten Spieler, seinen Vertretern oder Personen aus seinem Umfeld hatte.“lol
>>155542405they should sue romano
>>155542405Just pay the 250M, that's the only thing that'll actually work
>>155542405so they've basically indirectly confirmed the signing lol
>>155542405>„Real möchte die ausgezeichneten Beziehungen zum FC Bayern hervorheben, mit dem der Verein auf eine lange Geschichte des gegenseitigen Respekts, der Zusammenarbeit und der Bewunderung zurückblicken kann, und bedauert die Verbreitung von Spekulationen, die nicht der Realität entsprechen. Beide Vereine pflegen seit jeher eine Beziehung, die auf Vertrauen und gegenseitigem Respekt basiert. Dies spiegelt sich u. a. in der gemeinsamen Überzeugung wider, dass ein eventuelles Interesse an einem Spieler zunächst zwischen den Vereinen selbst geklärt werden muss.“
>malencan get the boy out of dorkmund, can't get the dorkmund out of the boy
>>155542745Olise's passes to Mbappe must have really made Florentino think. What if he actually made Mbappe look good at Madrid too?
>>155542659>indirectly confirmed the signing lolhis contract runs until 2029, they're not gonna sell him for what Real is gonna offer
>>155542659Not really, they published similar reports about Neymar and Pogba.
as it turns out all of this Kane talk was just a tactical masterclass by Barca>stir up rumors about buying Kane from Bayern>provoke Uli into an ego statement "Bayern is not a selling club hehe">a few weeks later Madrid comes knocking with 250mil for Olise>if Uli agrees to it he would basically eat his own words>which he'd never do>olise won't strengthen Real>Barca goal achieved
Plettenchad just dropped a banger
>>155543867lmfao
>>155543609in today's times if a player wants to leave, he can. club can't do shit.
wann Linke verboten?
>>155544096>in today's times if a player wants to leave, he can. club can't do shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA-OI9TPhB4
>today is times
>>155543867what did he mean by this
>>155542878stinker and hooked
hwitey getting destroyed
Müller is the best. I have never been more optimistic about Bayern's future. He will take over in two years tops. Uli will no longer be in charge of sortieren the Nürnberger Bratwürstchen Stand at my local ALDI
Chadpo weltklasse
how cum there hasn't been any notfalleinsatz so far?
>>155546454>Zwayer
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155544589hes looking for n0er weiber
Sane is playing, starting eleven unchanged
N......MANN
>same starting 11yep
>>155547096>>155547369https://x.com/DFB_Team/status/2068404540722774111
looking forward to another sane no show
>>155547716>BMO Field
uncanny how hollands keeper looks like wirtZs twin
>>155548333need a havertz stinker
>>155548510Hollerchad late call up to the shaft?
>this interview i hate him so much bros
>>155548437fifa should sanction them for using the commercial name
Germany is gonna loose so hard lel
>>155549174THINK AGAIN
>loose
>>155549174imagine selling Sabitzer right before Argaytina UNCS
holy fuck Streich is worse than Neumann
>>155549306We looked shaky vs fkn Jordan, I don't have hope vs argenchads but hopefully we can rebound vs algeria
based kramer btfoing literally everyone
>>155549368>defending Shitne>based"Ich verstehe die Kritik nicht!!!"The criticism is that Sane FUCKING SUCKS AND KEEPS FAILING AND HE'S NOT IN GOOD FORM RIGHT NOW
>>155549415that's literally an exclusive view with the mentally ill tho
why are you retards not using the free mcdonalds magenta
Müller in Loddar mode, flirting hard with Laura
>>155549453Yeah, you'd have to be a retard to think they don't fuck these reporter whores whenevr they feel like it
>155549451Niklas bitte
>>155549451because nagelsmann is speaking
>>155549497I think they're a couple now desu
germs BTFO
>>155549573i thought they play til 25?
>>155549610they play more than one set
What an ugly stadium
>>155549573>>155521594you will never leave this elite bait down
boar jetzt wieder das arrogante gelaber von der langen nudel
uniron wie viele schwänze passen in das maul? 3? 4?
brudis?
>>155550007> S
>>155550063my name is Sanealso the bild isn't mine
>>155550103ok Steffi
>>155539451Look how the bootlicker recoils when he is found out.
lmao they swapped Diomande over to the left wing because they know Sane won't defend and Kimmich is too slow
a team of retards and insufferable cuntsi also do not understand why they need four pundits, especially when they barely contribute anything
>>155550243??they wouldn't announce this. they only need to submit the names of the starting xi.formation will only be clear after kickoff.
>>155550250see>>155540404
törkenbrudis wo seids ihr
>>155550301aufm fan fest, deine mutter knallen
>>155550243see >>155539572
>>155550250Mertesacker and Kramer are banging
actually good music in a wc stadium? must be canada
>>155550007uh oh
>bin ma gespannt ob der törke undav die hymne mitsingt diggi
>>155550531this dude should be deported along with all the migrants
>>155550658Monte is based
>play german anthem>very cool, everybody hyped lets go>but then proceed to play some random anthem from bumfuck nowhere>everybody is like ????they should make sure to have a proper order
>>155550672you will go to
>>155547716Heh heute wird der Sane all den rassistischen haidern aber mal zeigen warum er in die start elf gehört
alright boys, everyone have fun in the following four quarters
my sources told me Woltebitch stayed in the elfenbeinküste team hotel for some reason
>>155550672Based on what?
for i dont know how many years i kept saying "if sane actually scores goals and leads us to glory i will apologize" but then he proceeds to do nothing but sabotage the team keki'm gullible
masterclass today
>>155550284you look stupid now
will nicht meckern aber das kann havertz besser machen...
>>155550953?
>>155550933You are racist and do not have a good eye for the game unlike Julian
>Sahne leaving kimmchi alone with diomande
>gut gearbeitet von Leroy SaneLangsam loben wir alles was der Lappen macht oder wie?
kek, all these guys having to help out because Sane is jogging back
ich fass diesen Nager nimmer, wieder mit der Sahne?
>>155551397https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154973373/#155019417I told you this would happen btw
uh oh
again
schlotti dood, wat nou?
viel zu viele billige ballverluste
>>155551579haben bestimmt eine bunte alternative
>>155551579Der Sane war schon immer ein exzellenter Linksverteidiger
Mondlichtsisters?
>schlotti offthank god
was für knie digga was labert der spasstdas war ganz klar sein ankle
brother, he's clearly injured, take him off wtf
>schlotti onthank god
schlottercuck the low iq going to worsen his injury
>>155551830that's unironically a good thing, keeps nager from fielding this brainlet
Woltemade on to distract the defenders?
>>155551991I don't think 18+ acts are allowed on the pitch
>palvobitch
>the fix is in
that should be a yellow for like 4 CIV players
Is it just me or do these overly "neutral" "experts" piss anybody else off? I'm watching the German broadcast of a Germany game I don't want to here some shit about ermm actually that wasn't a goal, I want to hear the commentator screaming about sending that nigger off with a red card.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
semi-good first quarter, expect q2 and especially q3 to be better, enjoy the ads
fucking rüdiger instead of anton
Tja
bravo kimmich
was'n los da
there it is
What's wrong with you yardsSchotterbeck was great and only had one mistake lolAdmittedly a retard mistake but he won't make one like that again
naja aber habt ihr gesehen wie sane zurückgearbeitet hat? das war schon top.
Great job playing 20kmh Kimmich as right back against pacy ngubus
Hummels is the most boring Co-commentator ever. Jesus christ what was he thinking when he took this job? Did he really not realize that he would embarrass himself?
>>155552912>yardsAre you frfr typing on a qwerty keyboard???
>>155552772>this is nager's idea of Sane helping Kimmichkekwhy are they not doubling him
>>155553062I lol every time
both our wings are DEAD, Wirtz is just as bad
WHAT DOES THIS GUY DO?
Maybe bring Undav before the 70th minute
pavlobitch ein ballverlust nach dem anderen kek
>>155553322he should stop being a wigger, maybe then
IM STILL MAD ABOUT EY MALA
Ja das läuft noch nicht so richtig aber der Sane bemüht sich doch sehr.
what is this ref doing
RIGGED
get muzzy off the pitch bra
>>155553562Er braucht mehr Zeit
AHAHAHAHAHAAHThis shit is so fucking rigged
i wish our blackies were this tough
>>155553667maybe the musel holzfuß should stop being such a holzfuß?
holy shit that warcry lmao
scheiss erster kontakt von würz
First good dribbling of Muttsiala in the whole world cup
DIE SCHWIMMEN
Der Schiri ist ja geisteskrank die Necher können bei jedem zweiten Zweikampf einfach ungestraft reintreten
>sane
>>155554239>>155554151sad that he has a better game than wirtz
>down a goal>kimmchi starts spamming chip bälleevery single time
kill the ref
Mit Undav wär das nicht passiert
viel zu viele pässe nach hintenkein vertikales spiel1ggn1 quote magerflanken bisher eine angekommenständig fehlpässekörperlich unterlegensane ein fremdkörper bishet
>Scoring goals?
Gefühlt müssten mindestens 3 der Schwatten schon Gelbe haben
Andrich is the 2nd worst thing after Claudia Neumann
Sane einer der besten heute
We would have needed a dirty Striker like Lemperchad, he wouldn't be bullied by those n0er
El Mala hätte den reingewichst
undav hätte schon drei dinger gemacht und einen kaputtgetreten
>>155554859
Nager showing big brain. If we don't lose this we go out in the 32th finals against Französisch-Afrika
Wie oft muss ich eigentlich Kimmich noch kritisieren? Kann man den nicht ausbürgern? Remigrieren?
>>155554952how is b**d allowed to post screens of zdf?
Lol can these guys even see the entire pitch?
Undav vlt ne option?
>>155555114Hmmmm okay maybe, yeah I'll bring him on in the 85th minute and then hope he'll rescue us, again
da musst du jetzt direkt in der halbzeit wechselnrein mit den arschloch-charakteren, die diese schwarzen auch zurückmobbenrüdiger, undav, leweling
>>155555306Ne lass mal stecken, der Sane braucht seine 90 Minuten
>>155484135>WM OrakelALTER WAS IST DAS DENN FÜR EIN DING?
>>155555045Nagelsmann actually made Kimmchi and Brown switch sides cause he couldn't handle diomande
>>155555430ein rüsseltier
>>155555430Ameisenbär
>>155554624https://x.com/i/status/2068147437768712335t.
Musiala sollte man heimschicken. Schönwetterfußballer der nicht mal bei schönem Wetter abliefern kann. Richtiger Bayernspieler, schwalbt rum, vergibt Chancen, spielt nicht ab, Hauptsache er dribbelt dumm rum. Könnt ich echt kotzen. Und dann auch noch der Kimmich ey.
>>155555823trvke
>>155555555>>155551820see >>155551702
>Kerner: ich weiß, du äußerst dich nicht gerne dazu, aber es gibt Gerüchte, dass..>Klopp: dazu äußere ich mich nicht >Müller: es ist windige, ich will nach Hause >Kerner: ich bin schlecht in Golf>Deutsche: geil, diese Dynamik!
>Hey!
mehr n0er!
meine fresse, die habens immer noch nicht gecheckt, dass der schiri diese schiebe fouls nicht pfeift
Bitches don't know about our Wunderwaffe (the Sahne suboff)
>>155556241our Wunderwaffe is woltemade on his all 4, spreading his bussy
der karl würd sich da mit seinen 1,30m einfach permanent durch diese afrikanischen redwood-stämme durchwuselnzwischen den beinen durch
>>155556338dumb faggot, be gay elsewhere
wirtz spielt auch so unnormal scheisse einfach
I'm sorry but Wirtz should be subbed before Sane
Why are our passes so terrible?Why do the Ivorians constantly get a guy in the middle of the box who gets the space to shoot?
>i must use the word abschluß in every third sentencet germanic commentators, probably
>>155556484Germany = CuCKED country
Sane is not even on the pitch
German defense is rly bad
Just Muttshaft things
HOW IS THAT FUCKING GUY ALWAYS ALONE UNCOVERED IN OUR BOX I DON'T GET IT
We need the Kaiser back to fire Niggersman in the next hydration break
ey die spielen so simplen fussball und kommen mit einfachsten mittel in gefährliche positionenwährenddessen spielen wir 100 querpässe für einen abstoß
Nager needs to unironically bring on der woltemade to introduce hold up play
WIRTZ???? WTFSUB HIM OFF
also das ist wirklich nicht mehr schön
Ivory coast look way closer to the 2-0
Puh also der Sane ist echt allererste Sahne
>AmiriOMG WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPLEASE FUCKING FIRE NAGER AFTER THIS GAMEVÖLLER SAVE US
>Sehr fleißig aber offensiv noch kein Faktor
zum Glück kommen Drittplatzierte auch weiter
B-b-b-but muh 27 goals against Blue Curacao... I thought we already won this heckin world cup thingerino...
stupid roastie in the stands muffad us with a 1860 germany flag
>blundershitga managers laughed at my plan of having Wirtz only for the curcao game
>wirtZ still onlmao
>Wirtz staying on
>sane runterMashallah
woltemade könnte locker vier rüssel binden
>sane and musiala off
>>1555571111 mouth, 2 in each hand, 1 in his ass
leweling auch nur ein sane
>take off the one weltklaße player (wirtz) we havet. /Bundes/
Leweling did more in 20 seconds than Sane in 60 mins
>KROOS WAS THE PROBL-ACKdumb trannies
Why would you bring on amiri when you have noselad or even groSS?
>>155557251unfair, Sane didn't even play
>>155557251Who could have known???
>>155557386Diversity is our strength
>>155557395Me
>>155557483You must be a genius.
du hast ein ernsthaftes problem
hab noch nie so viele fehlpässe in einem spiel gesehen
Don't worry Türkeibros, we are here to claim the KWABOTY title
>>155557386wtf?Amiri scored 13 goals this season Groß wpuld be another querpass3 player
bin ganz entspanntdie necher haben schon in der 1.HZ gezeigt, dass denen am ende die puste ausgehtundav doppelpack in 85-90
he jumped into his own player and gets a freekick lol
DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE
Dieser drecks Mogubu im Tor geht mir langsam auf den Sack
>>155557603you are almost as low IQ as Nailsmeme
>>155557603He's a meme free kick (P) specialist. Midfield needs stability with the way the shaft is playing.
DAISSER
Hoffentlich streckt der Berliner Asi noch einen nieder am besten den Schiri
UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV
UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV UNDAV
oh wow who would have guessed :)naja nächstes spiel wieder bank
NEIN NEIN NEIN DAS HÄTTE SANES TOR SEIN SOLLEN
>>155557747you're a faggot
>>155557719same, should just play Baumann over that old faggot
natürlich undav wer sonst
UNSER TÖRKE>UNSER TÖRKEUNSER TÖRKE>UNSER TÖRKE
>>155557765>Havertz giving away his (P)s
>gähn, war ja klar dass der deniz das löst
>>155557828it just works
>/bundes/ doubted amiri
guck mal wie locker er den einschiebtsane hätte sich das genick gebrochen und den ball aus dem stadion gepöhlt
Every single fucking timeNagelsmann deserves to be shot for refusing to start Undav Fucking rat faced son of a whore
WIE OFT NOCH?????? WIE OFT NOCH MUSS ICH ES SAGEN KEINE BAYERN SPIELER MEHR IN DER NATIONALMANNSCHAFT. ES REICHT!
>>155557983ders Kurde
>>155558102>German man shaft? VE MUSST HABE KURD #9!
ADS
Jetzt lassen wir noch den Stiller starten und dann wird das vielleicht noch was.
>>155558199das ist der Witz
Kek, the Sane thing is an elaborate humiliation ritual, isn't it?
>>155558327it's not funny
>>155558331'fraid so
ja gut, also der Lee hat das 70 minuten echt gut gemacht, richtig fleißíg defensiv mitgearbeitet, echt top>und hat mit seinen ganzen offensivaktionen dann die ivorer natürlich die knie weichgespielt, dadurch wurde das tor ja erst möglich gemacht
MIA SAN WIEDER EINHYDRIERT
>SchlotterKEK on: 0:1>Schlotterkwab off: 1:0hmm
Isnt fofana like 50 yo
If Undav is so great why didn't he already score in the first half? Explain that /bundes/.
>>155558663He wasn't on the field
>>155558575I'm actually seething just seeing his face at this point
Fucking dumb fuck. We don't lose this game, we go out against Frankreich in two weeks. First knock out stage, embarrassing
>Singing the schwuchtel vers unironically instead of über Alles
kek you can't be fucking seriousthis ref should never officiate a game again
ahahhahahahaha nagelsmann was so mad
>>155558858Why would we play vs France in the first knockout if we top our group?
>>155559106You replied to a literal retard
>we need a goal? Send on göretzka!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORETZKA
Neue(r) faden >>155559375>>155559375>>155559375
>>155558858>>155559106If we finish first, we face France in Ro16. If we finish second, we face France in R032 (assuming France finishes 1st in both cases)
Der Schiri ist schon arg scheiße
>>155559316>>155559316>>155559316
GOREEEEEEETZKAAAAAAAA
real new?
>amiri Kek
>amiri
DIE SCHWATTEN TREFFEN NICHT
Great aim Amiri
no fucking way
DEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIZ
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super denizab auf die bank :)
Ahhhhhh turkey save us!
End Nagelsmann now
nager on suicide watch
#NAGERRAUS
Jaja der Deniz hat 2 Tor gemacht aber der Sane hat so gut defensiv mitgearbeitet
>Nagelsman>Sane>Havertz>Musiala should never start a game again
bundes - again - on suicide watch kek
Pathetic. How retarded can you be? Now we get humiliated by the Banlieu Negers
Ganz ehrlich sperrt den Musiala aus, nehmt den nicht mit im Bus. Lasst den da. Soll selbst zurückfliegen. Schloss austauschen, ICE-Haft. Bumms und aus. Nie wieder Musiala und Kimmich NIE WIEDER
>>155560642the only reason this happens so regularly in the 2000s is retarded weakminds like you iniducing your fear into the cattle. unironically kys
AUTOKORSO JETZT UND TÖRKEN WACHHUPEN
Sahne VILL start again
>der Schlüssel waren die Wechsel von Julian Nagelsmann Genius
>der Schlüssel waren die Wechsel von Julian NagelsmannJA UND WIE WÄRS WENN WIR AB MINUTE EINS MIT EINER ECHTEN MANNSCHAFT SPIELEN ANSTELLE UNS TROTTEL ANS BEIN ZU BINDEN??????????
>TÖRKEN WACHHUPEN>saturday mindnight
>"der zug hat keine bremsen">"ze train has no break"
>>155560977Soll doch ehrlich sagen Musiala und Kimmich müssen WEG!!!! WEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155560810this >le strategic loss to avoid potentially stronger competition is pathetic and retarded and cucked and not worthy of world champions
>w-we'll lose to kot divoire and äquator guys I swear
>>155561081>>155560672jetzt halt einfach mal deine fressemusiala war bis zur auswechslung der zweitbeste spieler hinter nmechaverpiss dich du scheiß kanake
Post yfw when the Deniz scores 2
>>155561167HAHAHAHA du BAYERNMEGAHURENSOHN
>>155561316KOMM HER DU ARSCHLOCH, ICH TRET DICH KAPUTT
>>155561365KOMM FRANKFURT
>>155561252ayy
>>155561392BIN DABAHNHOF, JETZT
>>155561252This can't be real lmfao
>>155560810>>155561083let's talk again next week instead of next month
WO NEU IHR SCHWÄNZEEEEEEEEEE
>>155561688bundes hat geschlossen
>>155561688can't think of a good OP
>>155561832
>>155561832give me 1min
streich is the endgegner of /bundes/ kek
>>155561927here
>"Ja danke für die Glückwünsche. Ich muss sofort den Lee loben. Wie er die Wege gemacht hat, das war schon überragend."
where does zdf get all these lesbians?
