Road to the HEXA editionPreviously: >>155399219friday (19/06)>mundial21:30 | Brazil x Haitisaturday (20/06)>mundial00:00 | Türkiye x Paraguay21:00 | Ecuador x Curaçao
Boca sent 8 players away
>no heliosNGMI
>tranime
Finally..
>saying "prophet muhamad is a pedophile":)>saying "murió papá de messi":O
>>155484937>trvkevs>fake news
>>155484590>No Agnes Tachyon>No Manhattan CafeNow i understand, Brasiu is doomed
>>155484954*true news that is being withheld not to affect the team emotionally
>>155484590Why the fuck is Urara even on the roster
In argentina they put you in jail if you say messis father diedTaboo
In brazil they throw communists without bungee rope.
>>155485055Neymar equivalent
Rip
This general isn't strong enough to survive a world cup?
Why are you calling messi's father "general"
>>155485414Show some respect bucko.
The first part of my grand plan happens tomorrow the total humiliation of the entire america's. This is why I ingratiated myself with all of you dirt farmers to be here when your countries all get humiliated on the world stage. CAP THIS POST.
>>155484590HEXA is never happening. it's time to let it go
let's go boca juniors .
>>155485895No trannies in the club.
>>155486138I'm leaving then
jajajjajjajaa https://x.com/mejorespatadas1/status/2067680832949485867https://x.com/mejorespatadas1/status/2067680832949485867
>grandpa is complaining about De Paul again
>someone clogged the mate bomb again
Some retard left an explosive mate outside the AMIA building but I quickly clogged the exhaust chimney.
why does the average hue still cares about futebol? teams and players became a reflection of the worst of the country - corruption, favela and degeneracy.
>>155486855>why does the average hue still cares about futebol?That's the funny thing, they don't. Just look at the empty canchas.
>>155486855A porta da rua é a serventia da casa.
Tranime
Stop thinking about trannies.
>>155484590digits and vini gets a career ending injury because of the pitch
ancelotti masterclass was taking ney in so he drags all the haitian voodoo magic away from vinicius
>brazucas made a banderazo in Rocky statueYou guys really love to zica your own selves
>even our president made fun of NeymarNey bros...
I never recognized Lula as brazil's presidenchi
I just don't get itWhy did Ancelotti pick Endrick if he is never going to play him? Joao Pedro deserved the pick more.
>>155488147>I just don't get itWe don't either my friend. He'd rather let that shitter Igor Thiago play.
>>155488147Humiliation ritual.
>slow work day>unfortunately no World Cup matches to see>go home eat and consume vela>come back>there’s over 9000 emails and the game starts soon Why
so the lulazilians want the NT to lose? why?
>>155488710tbf i've never seen a lulazilian bear the US or Israeli flag over the brazilian one
messi's father debutó con un pibe
>>155488147Ancelotti wants revenge for 1970 and 1994
>>155489194What is the difference between messis father and netanyahu?One is a dead enemy of allah and the other...oh
>clowned by your president Insane timeline
>>155493176Makes sense if you have a clown president.
>>155493176>even lula is blackpilled on the NT
>messi earned... ANOTHER LAWSUIT
>>155493176>clown does clown thingswhoa
>>155493176That’s a good joke
>>155493176I heard the bus cobrator tell that joke yesterday
>>155486855Brainwashing from a young age, not much different from religion
every cultural transmission is a kind of brainwashing, we should keep our kids locked in a white room and feed them with onions
>>155493994Hehehe
Trannyfucking isn't though, it's the natural expression of the brazilian gene
>>155488147and you deserves the pika
>>155493176based lula
>>155497377when it comes to instinct, a hole is a hole
>>155497377e o on tempos do gůerracualquer buraco e trincheira manito
>>155495485People aren't having kids anymore so it won't be a problem soon.
>>155498546>>155498403>>155497377
Why haven't they invented a toilet that doesn't splash your anus with water every time you drop a fat log on it yet? It's like getting rimmed without the customary dinner beforehand.
>>155499114Check out german toilets. The water basin is on the front, worst case scenario your shit logs try to go back inside
>>155499114if you throw some toilet paper in there beforehand, it won't splash on your ass
>electric bidets
>>155499300Being poked by the maraño has to feel even worse than being splashed
>>155501463anon was asking for solutions, I don't know how large he can gape
>>155499300Germans eat da poopoo.
ayo da soccaroos got their shit kicked in?
i didn't even know we play today
>>155493176kek based
>>155486855>became
>>155501270hmm
Cricket fucking sucks
>>155503447>bro just found out he has to play again next week :crying laughter: he thought the wc was only one game :cryinglaughter: :cryinglaughter:
what you gonna wear today lads?
>>155504196Cueca, not sure if it's gonna have porra in it or not yet.
>>155504278have you ever tried your own porra?
>>155504350Next question.
You guys are ok?
i want a kiss from Alaska too, fuck this ungrateful world
WHERE IS VINI?
i want a negro kiss from Alaska
WHERES THAT FUCKING CAT
I know I like to rub by crotch after a busy day of work with my finger and smell that mf like it was the end of the world
while everyone was distracted with the world cup and boludao, ferro managed to climb to 2nd place of la Bcan they FINALLY go up this year?
Wolverbrentfordman would never
I still don't get this. They're not even having interesting reactions, just watching.
>>155506778well thanks for posting this i'm not even gonna bother to watch the game
AAAAND HE SAID IT AGAIN
Alaska is being bullied again...
>>155506778Also bruno guimaraes would never
JUST
>>155509519damn
>>155509519>fuck it, i'll just do the same haircut forever until there's nothing left of itkinda based
>>155509519>dung
no endrick no party
>>155510194lmao this NT won't make out of the group stage
>>155510194I hate this
>>155510194he is getting saved for the scotland game
>>155510194KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>155510194how do we go from thisto that
>>155510194>>155510662grim indeed
Can someone make a match thread that is not dogshit before the game starts? Thank you.
>>155510962what's wrong with this one? >>155504539
>>155510194Why is paqueta the only happy one?
>>155510662Most first division clubs have dogshit academies
>>155511034the bet cashed in
>>155511034He is getting a yellow and a new boat
>>155509519Popeye
fuck a.nal and fuck OP
>>155510662Roque junior and edmilson were mid
My type of woman is a single mom with more three kids from different fathers and a dark past
>>155509519wait a second, he's on tv right nowhair transplant?
>>155513512It's AI
>>155513042This the kind of nigga that goes to prison for pederasty.
>>155513512He simply has a very strong will powerJust like he endured media persecution from 90 to 94 and still won O TETRA, he can simply wish for hair and it'll grow Such is the power of DUNGA
OUVIRAM DO IPIRANGA AS MARGENS PLACIDAS DE UM POVO HEROICO O BRADO RETUMBANTE>vini is the only singing
>>155514098Por plata canta el mono.
>>155514098vini was the only one screamingan anthem in sang, not howled
Ancelotti wasn't singing wtf
WHAT HAITI IS ROBATING BRAZIL
They used the Mbappe model for Raphinha.
You see a woman on screen. She's the most passionate supporter. But it's all for the camera.
This looks like a B nacional game.
You see a woman on screen. She's beautiful. But the screen is turned off.
Danilo is so fucking bad
god, raphinha is so trash
Cun-ha?Are we import koreans now
Haiti is trying to give us the winThey're so nice
Stop the haiti
>>155515996to be honest Haiti is campeonato brasileiro serie b tier
>>155516223>BSão Bernardo, Vila Nova, Amazonas and Náutico would beat this team
so many offisides, also paquetá is shit
>>155516223this last shot of theirs was probably 50 meters away from the goal
Cunha is an olympic champion
>>155516223They are argentina friendly tier
why is he dancing like that? it's Haiti
what is this gay dance supposed to mean and will they also do it when we are losing 3-1 to dr congo?
fucking gay celebration, just go to bandeirinha and point to the supoprters like every one else
RAPHINHA DEAD
>everyone but Endrick
>shitinha outnow we are goleating
>>155516987It's zoomer trash, what do you expect?
Levanta a cabeça meu rei se não a coroa cai #raphinha #ohexa #fyp
>one spot to nerman who can even play >one spot to raphina who already died against haiti
My cousin has been to HaitiHe was a peacemaker #trivia
NO PEITONA GRAMANO TALENTO DE RAYAN
>>155517294>>155517116Any piece of advice so I can “crown” a paulistana?
They need to descabaçate haiti
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL BRAZILBAILA VINI BAILA
Parabéns, Brasil, por ganhar da seleção do Haiti
>paqueta doing amazingsomeone bring the insuline
>>155517606Obrigado, tmj
>>155517699>paqueta playing well>vini playing wellI guess Haiti is just trash
Turns out all it took was some crias do mengao
england is going to rape our entire defense
Can we play against Haiti again next?
>>155517858*midfield and just enter
cazétv is awful
>>155517873If we win against Haiti 8 times do we win the World Cup?
>the price for "free" world cup and brasileirão matches is some crazy shilling for shitty players, 24/7 bet ads and Enzo jokes and speech
>not muting the transmission and talking about the match with your bros
...bros?
don't get excited reality will hit this Wednesday
OiBoa noiteSera que vai ter gol do Arcus hoje?
I like to ask women about their football opinions
>>155517699>>155517785Paquetá always plays well for the NT
3 a 0 no Haitihttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2068142096687505408/vid/avc1/1262x720/IuFfuwPphoWUGXs2.mp4
Haiti has a guy anmed casemiro
>>155517363wtf
even my high school team would look against Haitithe fact that this is still 3-0 is embarrassing
nothing more cringe than lightskins pretending to dance
>>155518379Why? Dancing is not a race thing
can someone repeat the word/expression for "faggot" that people from hispanic countries say? it was kind of unusual and I've seen it been discussed here a few weeks ago, but i can't seem to recall it
Pq os brasileiros falam tanta bosta assim da seleção? Sim eles são ruims, sim eles jogam como se não tiverem pernas, sim, eles são meio viadinhos, mas pq?
>>155510194Urara would do more in this XI than any other player.
>>155518583Deixa de ser viadão rapaz
>>155518520You have to be more specific, there are countless words even in each country
>>155518520Brasilero.
os cara fica puto de ver o braza no topo
Endriqui vai ter minutos hoje?
>brazil no topo>topo de bosta
>braza
o danilo ficou do maluco com isso do fentanilo ne?
He won’t give minutes to endrick, because if he scores a brace then he will have even more pressure to have him as a starter
raian o craqui do vascão
>>155518650Pretty sure it was two words
>>155518986Cagaseco? Idk
Wtf
>>155519039Thaaaaat's the one. Thank you bro
i wonder why chocotortas from expensive places are shit while the ones from normal places are almost always great
just outbid argentina already
Brazil settled for a 3-nil?
>>155519331Keep it a secret from everyone but we actually suck
>>155519398
ENDRICK ENDRICK ENDRICK ENDRICK MY BOY
Can we play the next game against first half Haiti pleaseSecond half Haiti is a bit too dangerous
>>155519112>la historia del re peteKinda rude innit?
>>155519279>chocotortaMarrons alert.
Apparently Raphinha has a bunch of gay followers and they are all crying on twitter.
>>155519936what makes chocotorta a browncoded dessert exactly? i'm interested in your reasoning, i usually go for carrot cakes but a good chocotorta is hard to beat
>>155519331The only thing we can so is spam long balls and hope they work
>>155520099>should I make/buy a proper dessert?>nah I'll just throw a bunch of shit sweet into a bowl and call it a dayWait hol up, I'm getting some new info from la cucaracha...>carrot cakeAh you are just a woman, nevermind.
Do you guys think Paraguay has a chance? I haven’t watched turkey play
>>155520209I've concluded that you're not very smart and it would be pointless for me to continue this conversation.
>>155520217They might in the third place ballotachi.
come niggas on 1 more goal, they are making fun of me in the prode zapzap group
>>155520217Probably not, Paraguay is complete shit
>>155520285Typical female response. Go ahead call me a pitocorto, it'll only give me an erection.
>>155520217No.
tira esse endrick lixoso
what the fuck is a prodethe name is bolão
>1 offside goal>1 wrong pass>1 foulthis is the player the entire country has agitated for?
>3-0 against a country with a non-functional societygrim
>remove the flaplayers>suddenly struggling against haitimany such cases
>>155520651he's only 16, he's still learning about offside traps
>can only beat Haiti by 3 golesKek it’s over
yep, it's over.
lmao it's soo over
>argentina win by 3-0endless dicksucking>brazil wins by 3-0endless demoralization
stop being doomers
>>155520917yeah, brazil, the shining beacon of civilization
>>155521037He's learning with the legend Bobby Charlton
Kinda pathetic how journos keep calling Ancelotti "Mister"
>>155521247Too many twinks nowadays. They don’t know teams will be playing every 3/4 days and all of them are regulating themselves
>>155521305You don’t call coaches like that in your count?
>>155520601meu pau sua mao kkkkkk
>>155521282Love it
>yeah bro I'm regulating my period cramps
>>155521433???
>>155521280don't be a disingenuous faggot
HEXA incoming
>>155521372Jorge Jesus brought that to us in 2019Before it was professor
>>155521622
>>155521655That’s true here it’s el profe as well El mister is a yuropean construct
Eh, it was ok
Best neW2s of tje game: RAPHINHA INJUREEE3D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get tucked retard
>>155513512caquinha do frango e miraglosa
>>155521794>super sobRaphinha.
what the fuck is misantropia?
>>155521823this
It was basically mengão that won avainst Haiti
>>155521836Learn to google
>>155521897Everyone is saying this.
VAI TOMAR NO CUNRAPHINHA LIXO SEU PAU NO CU EO CARALHO SE FODE AÍ RETARDADO
paraguay
CYBERALFAROBROS
>remember the game happens now>go into the stream>already missed a goalFUCKING DAMMIT
>>155521897Since the game against Marrocos, Paquetá is the only midfielder that presses high lines, win balls in the midfield, create chances of goals. Danilo with 65 years is the only defender that wins balls and have a good saida de bola.Raphinha is a FRAUD. Macaquicius JR would rather lose than pass a ball... our fowards needs 45 balls to score one goal.Just in the firast half, today, Paquetá gave 6 passes... Macaquicius lost 2, Raphinha lost 3 and that absolute nobody of "atacante" lost 1.Flamengo, in the first half, would've scored at least 5 against fucking Haitiand i'm not even memeing
galarzinha
>>155522347Golaco
>>155522396yep
>>155522384Thank you based mengaiFuck raphinha
Should I wait for the hamburger bread in order to eat something yummy or should I just go to bed right now
>>155522446Based webmbroIs malignao still kill???
>>155522497i stole the webm from the game threadthe good thing about WC times is that there's a million monkeys ready to create a webm of any goal/funny
>>155522489Bring that bundinha gostosa over here.
Um dos líderes do elenco da Ponte Preta, o atacante William Pottker soltou o verbo em entrevista à Rádio Bandeirantes de Campinas.Em meio à grave crise financeira vivida pelo clube, o atacante afirmou que só deve permanecer quem realmente quiser defender a Ponte, independentemente da situação."A gente está aqui porque a gente não tinha mercado", disse.
Translator's note: the bread isn't made of hamburger
Vivi brunieri revealed to ronaldo she was a prostitute at rhe eve of the 1996 olympicsHe cried a lot and we ended up losing to nigeria
Hj eu finalmente tive a prova que o Ronaldo "Fenômeno" foi uma criação da Nike/IsraelO DZEKO tem mais gols que ele. E mais títulos também.
>>155522957You have 5 seconds to guess her current religion and political position
Hj eu finalmente tive a prova que todo Enzo devia ter sido abortadoFalam merda como se soubessem de algo só pq ficam olhando posts online, sem nunca ter nem visto a cor real duma grama ou seuqer encostado nela
>>155523075This is what brazilians think about when they say gordelicia btw.
>>155523263
>>155521836context: people in CUritiba received this warning with a loud noise on their phones.
