I thought there would be more US-Aussie bants today
>>155484978>sport neither country cares about played at a time inconvenient for both to watchNot sure why you expected anything
>>155484993How is it inconvenient for Americans?
>>155485105The only people not working are blacks who care even less about soccer than normal people.
I like America.
>>155484978>team whose countrymen don’t care for soccervs.>team whose countrymen don’t care for soccerWhat led you to believe that this would be a highly anticipated game? Unless you live in california, miami, or the parts of southern texas where soccer is actually talked about.
>>155485150I have off today. I work for a fintech company. I’m white.
>>155485150And you don't have TV sets in your workplaces? Is "being productive" for mr. Shekelberg really that important? He cannot do with one less Porsche this year?
>>155485150If black people don't care about football, why do so many black people play on world cup?
>>155485209>And you don't have TV sets in your workplaces?We do, we watch baseball.>>155485212Ask the French
>>155485209>TV sets in your workplacesdoes this happen? i've never seen it.
>>155485240My office has tvs. Soccer won't be on them though.
>>155485209I do. I got Robocop 2 on the TV right now.
>>155485209They don’t allow chairs incase workers want to sit down, workers need to feel tired so they know they earned their money. There’s no way they’d let them watch tv at work, shareholders would lose 50c or something in profits
Good luck sons.
>>155485505Thanks dad, try not to embarrass us again.
>>155484978we frens. (we really fucking like Australians, they can do no wrong).
>>155484978that would require americans to be competent at banter
>>155485505Good luck against Brasil or whatever.
>>155485150it's a federal holiday today for St Floyd's Day if you have a real job
>>155484978Aussies are asleep right now and have to wake up at 5am for the gameWait for the game thread
>>155485574I do. I live in the north, no one even knows what that shit is up here.
>>155484978Yeah, it's too quiet. A little TOO quiet.
>>155484978>every other country bitches about the US in Vietnam>Australia joins in to helpFrens
>>155484978Reckon they're being rama-rama and sniffin' some petty https://youtu.be/s1yeBmSFkC4?is=9rlS7dRTqA_Z_KrD
>>155485151
How many for him today?https://youtu.be/grqEjSfVuBg?is=U6Tm3gXLJ9eO44fN
>>155484978Americans can't banter. Australians haven't woken up yet, they're all bed.
>>155485732CopeEuros just don't understand sarcasm and get their panties twisted at American jokes
>>155485732Imagine going down the pub with a yank for a pint KEK
COME ON AUSTRALIAFIGHT AND WIN
>>155485732You disguise your unfunny comedy as “dry humour”
>>155485809I BELIEVEI BELIEVE THAT AUS WILL WIN
>>155484978most people who shit on the usa are unironic communists and brown people. kind of takes the fun out of it because if you do it you're aligning yourself with them
>>155484978Everyone just hates you now
I prefer americans over stinky europeans
>>155485855ngga the US is full of brown people and leftist scum, its globohomo ground zero
>>155485869Shut up Canada you will never be the favorite you loser! New Zealand has a better seat at the table then you!
>>155485732I think this is the 100,000th time we’ve had to tell you this.Our country does. not. care. about soccer, so why would we be involved in soccer “banter”?
>>155485900yep and what do they do? shit on their own nation 24/7
The Americanisation of Australia MUST END NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They are our commonwealthbros, keep your fat fucking hands off them YANKS
>>155485900Ewe a bug! Squish it! Squish it!
>>155485905We're literally the kings now
>>155485732Oi you got a license for that banter? Better be safe and minority friendly or we’ll send our inclusive fuzz on you.
>>155485930Your guys fault for not caring about cricket anymore.
>>155485930It's basa Chinese colony now
>>155485930https://youtu.be/aU4ehgnTjVg?is=wF_-0jVNKjj1HKSZBut it's okay when China buys up all the land?!?
>>155485957i dont think chink influence has ever been lowernow jeets, theres an argument to be made there
>>155485977they have no influence
>>155485977Arguably worse...
burger awareness here is basically on par with the olympics:>it's a thing that they know is happening>they know US is participating in>no one really follows it or watches it>it's 1000:1 advertising vs actual people caring>any news that US won anything is met with an "oh, cool" reaction>it's mostly an excuse for jewish advertising
He's fat He's old he likes 12 year olds..
>>155485150>The only people not working are blacks who care even less about soccer than normal people.Many people have the day off, and even if you don't, the game starts towards the very end of a typical 9 to 5. Nobody is doing hard work at 3 pm on a Friday, guy.
https://youtu.be/ynkq4OFNJJ8?si=kk5nsa-haay9FzPN
>>155486021based fredposter
>>155486017Yes, you're right. Today will be the day Americans finally start caring about soccer.
>>155485732People say this but 90% of the world's humor comes from the US or the UK.
>>155485977t. chink
Crocodile Dundee sucks cocks
>>155485885Based allylove me matilda waltzers
>>155486049I care now because it's the last leg of my cum parlayThe game is at 3pm though
>>155486121OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>155484978
>>155486168There it is
desu I'm holding off on the bants since I'm expecting to lose.
>>155486168kek
>Gay has trouble getting the ball in his hand
do you think America will put in Ochoa?
>>155486261Literally no idea who that is
Sure.. Its all brohugs and frenship now. As it should be, because Burger and Bruce are indeed frens. However. Its not about boot sphere. Its not about national pride. Its about shitposting internet points, and at that we're fierce rivals. Have a good game bruce, but here on the internet.. C'mon if yer hard enough!
>>155484978To be fair, and I say it with only respect and love in my heart, Americans just arent elite at banter. Aussies are but you guys simply dont bring the heat as badly. Most of you just dont have that dawg in them. Same reason why you took selfies, got bored and went home after a successful coup a few years ago.
>>155486422We're just nice guys at the end of the day. The white ones anyway.
>>155486422It's hard to get heated over what we consider to be a women's game.
>soccer vs soccer
Ameribros, our response?
>>155486422it is literally 2:21 am here of course there isn't mass shitposting going on
The ideal result is that it's an utter slurper to kill any interest amongst the norms
I wish they had scheduled our game at a better time but it's gonna be 3am for me. Just not that dedicated to slurping. Going to sleep now and expecting to wake up to hilarious news. Good night Anon.
>>155486523My uncle's name is Bruce
>>155486483I ain't got the hate in my heart, I'm here for the lelz
>>155486551This. Aussie shitposting is an artform. It should be preserved and studied by future generations.
>>155486528This. Also it cucks paragay and the t*rks. Anything other than a slurpfest is a failure.
>>155486539we don't like it either. noon on a Friday is fucking stupid. should have made it at 1800 instead.
>>155486602>1800 insteadNigger wtf even is an 1800 oclock? Go back to Mexico.
>>155486528Reckon we should both keep kicking the ball out to set the time with ball in hands record with throw ins.
>>155486602>he's in the Pacific time zoneNGMI
I don't watch soccer but if we win I SHALL gloat and be obnoxious tomorrow (when I wake up).
>>155486664Fair enough.
>>155486625>doesn't understand military time18+ website, reddit might be more your speed
>>155484978After Australia put citizens in Covid concentration camps and citizens accepted that I lost all respect for them
>>155486735Why would you be happy about having your rights stolen from you?
Unvaxxed here. Never tested. Never masked. Never gulaged Content, moisturised, in my lane.
>>155486735yea i would have sex with her
>>155486625i was in the military and it is a superior date format. same with dating it like 19JUN2026.
>>155486747That military you cunts have that just lost a war you started and cost you $300 billion to surrender? Buy a Swatch, nigger.
>>155484978>my indians are better than yoursNot good
Ididathing is a piece of shit.
>>155486791Noguns tho, pussy
>>155486791hey Dezi Freeman how's your collection of CP doing after you were riddled with bullets for being a FREE MAN
>>155486816this guy ruined it for everyone
>>155486816When was the last time you used a gun to kill kikes who have been asking for it for decades?
>>155486735True, only Israelis get killed by those here. Not Australians.>AFP just lets it happen and admitted they were monitoring the whole thingI was stunned at that.They caught a kid for potential "eco terror" the other day too with fuck all evidence except chat messages he said in a tizzy. Yet they couldn't get two muslims that had literal ISIS connections, were being actively monitored and had guns.That's when you know it's all a fucking gov psyop to curb speech.
>>155486838Tick tock, vaxxie.
>>155486756Simple as. I got some online Aus friends who traveled abroad during the hoaxvirus shit, and I still remember the stories of them returning>literally get detained at the airport>escorted with fucking armed guards to a concentration camp hotel>locked up in a hotel-room prison-cell for two weeks without the ability to even exit the room except for yard time>billed for it by the government, being forced to pay out of their own pocket.AND to cap it off, these faggots turned around and blamed the "unvaccinated" people like >>155486791 and still do to this day for it instead of their own government.Absolutely indelibly buck-broken.
>>155486816Remember THIS YEAR when your entire government and elite class was publicly exposed as evil cannibal pedophiles, with a mountain of evidence, and you did nothing?The only thing you fat retards use guns for is to shoot up schools. Don't ever larp about your fucking 2nd amendment ever again. NIGGER
>>155484978Everyone in Australia is asleep
>>155485908Nah, you do care:*27.5M people watched the opening match against Paraguay.*FIFA/EAFC has been the one of the 10 best selling games in the US for years now.*Soccer is now the sport with the 3rd highest participation among high school girls, and the 4th highest participation among high school boys.*MLS weekly viewership during the first 3 months of the current season went up 62%.
>>155486838As opposed to the databases of CP cops now have access to for the sake of preventing child abuse? (yet they only stop fake AI hentai shit because real cp producers are actual fucking criminals that might harm them if they tried to get them)
only fat poof yanks cry about needing guns all the time where here we use our government issued knife or VB longneck bottle
>>155486874The tide has turned here, thankfully. There is widespread regret
>>155485732Euros are just too soft for American banter
>>155486909>bill of needsOh look, a leftist.
>>155486881>and you did nothing?Guess we have that in common then.
>>155486930It's actually crazy how no Australian or Canadian politicians were in it. Just American zionists.
>>155486911to one of my friend's credit, he still hasn't paid the concentration camp bill all these years later
>>155486942I was talking more about the draconian measures that their (and yours) government took during Covid.
>>155486874You have no idea. Vaxxies are getting symptoms similar to syphilis nowadays and they still won't admit that the vaccine didn't do anything but make covid worse.They will literally ignore papers on the subject matter brought to their attention in person and assume anything an anti-vax person says is incorrect.All I wanted was a fucking vaccine that worked and they've now been gaslit into making sure it doesn't through marketing and psyops. This place is honestly on par with NK in many ways nowadays. Avoid this place. It's a giant jonestown now.
>>155485900Found the communist brown person. By the way that anons statement is true here too. Every American fan cries about our country is brown and or a communist
This usually riles em up.
Love my Ameribros, but Australia has my support this time
>>155486873Just got my 8th covid shot this week. My 5G reception is immaculate. Let's me get lightning fast access to your mums OnlyFans page where she is a cock pincushion.
King of the Chads
Ye-yeah fuck aussies am i right fellow Americans? Those guys that are whiter than us, more chad than us, they need to betray their race like we do here in america! Hail netenyahu and black people! trans rights!
>>155486969You're stuck in the past, and you're wrong by your own metrics, trucker convoy >>>>> Americans anything
>>155485762Fart jokes arent funny mate
>>155486892>*27.5M people watched the opening match against Paraguay.That’s like the same as 1 Simpsons episode in the 90s. Remember, we’re a big country>*FIFA/EAFC has been the one of the 10 best selling games in the US for years now.FIFA is a fun game, admittedly. That doesn’t mean we care for soccer. Millions of people play Call of Duty, but they’re not all military spergs. I’ve never heard of EAFC.>*Soccer is now the sport with the 3rd highest participation among high school girls, and the 4th highest participation among high school boys.Soccer is a scholastic sport here. Like track & field.>*MLS weekly viewership during the first 3 months of the current season went up 62%.Going from 10K to 16K fans isn’t impressive.
>>155486881>Remember THIS YEAR when your entire government and elite class was publicly exposed as evil cannibal pedophiles, with a mountain of evidence, and you did nothing?Sauce?But there were revelations that feminist legal aid was preventing legal aid to male child abuse victims in gay pedophile rings. Notice how esafety was just used to shut down speech and not real child abuse in the country?That's because the AFP and ADF have connections to those rings, as with the bulldogs fiasco.
>>155486909>need.
>>155486929>MUH CONSTITUTIONOh look, a retard.
>>155485150isn't it St floyd day today in USA?
>>155487012>trucker convoyYou mean the one that had their bank accounts frozen by the government and were then stomped on by Mounties?
>>155487091Yeah, but wagies still have to go to work. It's basically only people working in government spaces that get it off.
>>155487091Unfortunately yes.
>>155487030Well our eagles are bigger and have laser eyes.
>>155486735Didn't you just have some Muslim dude go on a shooting rampage last year
>>155487094What did you do, cuck? Post on 4cia?
>>155487060Wish we had one. Then maybe our country would fucking work at least a little bit.Then again, they'd just make everything illegal in it in this country.
>>155487175flying emus do NOT count. Neither does any of your mutant wildlife. Its cheating.
>>155487184they shot up kikes at a hanukkah event. basically a public service to humanity
>>155486993we don't give a shit, muhammed
>>155487187Well our measures weren’t as draconian as yours so that wasn’t really necessary. To be clear I respect the truckers so I don’t know why you’re telling people to just forget.
>>155486909I don't need a gun in my white neighborhood but it's still nice to have one. It's called freedom.
>come to thread for bantz>Yanks turn it into yet another /pol/ cesspoolthey just can't help themselves
>>155487206Kinda surprising ausscucks could even get the weapons anyway, don't you have to bend over and present your arsehole to your government approved gun club, then suck off the government approved club president, to even get a gun?
>>155487225Calmse Pedro
>>155487267Nah, you fags started it.
>>155487273no we just don't allow mentally retarded schizos to buy guns and perform crimes and school shootings. over 2 mass shootings per day in the usa btw
I would bantz...but...We just dont give a shit about soccer bros. I mean, I can't put my heart and soul into anything unless the other country is an easy target for bants.
>>155487206Muslims hate you too.
>>155487303Do you care more about women's basketball or the world cup?
>>155487283Why isn't your flag a Union jack. It's fucking pathetic seeing your fag ass English/Scot/Welsh flags. Your CUNTries are so fucking toothless as to not even matter. Might as well let every US State get their own flag. Hell that would be great so I could filter all the Calicommies and other South West (ie different colors of Mexican) fags
>>155487303This. Can we play hockey instead? Preferably against Canada so we can all laugh when they inevitably lose.
Gay sport if u flop and your from this country you are comfortable being perceived as a bitch
>>155487314Habib and the boys seem alright with me down the kebab shop.
>>155487261No you don't you're delusional
>>155487293That Martin dude was literally that, yet he got guns and shot up a park.The Muslim dudes were on a fucking watch list and they still got weapons and shot a bunch of people.Your entire bitch ass country has like 10 million people in it and you can't even avoid fucking it up?Why are Aussies so incompetent. Only thing your country excels at is bending over for us and the Chinese Remember when the US literally had your Prime Minister thrown out?Little bitch niggas
>>155487351Yeah and the Jews hide behind a smile too.
>>155487353Whatever leaf. Keep fighting imaginary enemies instead of the real ones.
>>155487184You don't get how dumb the average ausfag is.I have family members that didn't believe me when I said Peter Duttons libs were pushing for nuclear power last election. They simply will not believe things exist if they don't remember it. Worse object permanence than AI.>the irony is I forgot this term when I was writing this post, but still knew it was a thing because I have object permanence, it's a weird amnesia I've been having for over a decade with names specifically, but not concepts that makes me forget friends names all the time but remember their face and everything else, sometimes even their phone number because brains are weird like that
>>155487326"soccer" is more popular than hockey in the usa, unc
>>155487372Keep being scared of Shlomo Goldstein, Brad.
>>155487394Let me guess, the real enemies are da jeeeeeeeetsBut not zion don ;)
>>155487421I thought they deported all of the mexicans though.
>>155487421It isn't. Like not even particularly close.
>>155487265Simple as. It's all sour grapes.People ask, "why do you have guns?" or "what do you need them for?" and my cheeky answer is "to shoot the bullets I have" but it's really just because it's my literal right to own them, simple as.I just kind of feel sorry for people in other countries who can't grasp stuff like that or the simple concept of what it's like to live in a country that was founded SPECIFICALLY about personal liberties and not having oppressive government and kings. Granted it's not going so well these days, but it's still the best and most free society in the world despite its flaws.
>>155487451where's hockey?
>>155487492Highschool hockey is confined to colder states for the most part.
>>155487492>high schoollmao wot?
This is a gay man
>>155487492Hockey is MUCH more popular at the professional level than soccer over here. If you disagree, you probably live in california or miami or one of the few other places where it’s flipped.Like I said before, soccer is seen as a scholastic sport, similar to track & field. Meanwhile hockey has a much higher barrier to entry and families shovel up tens of thousands of dollars to elite clubs to even have their kids participate. That’s why it’s not on the list.
>>155487584>>155487552>>155487516You're wrong weird "hockey is white nationalism" shills
>>155487432You seem to be scared of em since you’re justifying Muslim nut cases running around with guns.
More excited for the Wests Tigers vs Dolphins game tbqh
>>155487492>golf in schoolthe fuck are you cunts doing over there
>>155484978Neither of us care
>>155487604Yeah it's better to be completely owned by them like you
>>155487624Someone came up with an excellent way to have a cushy job teaching retarded teenagers how to play pasture pool.
>>155487492The fact that soccer, golf, and swimming are even on here just goes to show how big of a stranglehold California has on the rest of the country.
>>155487624golfin'
>>155487624It's a rich person thing.
me personally i don't care about australia at all. i heard their beaches are nice but i've never been there and will never go there. i only know one australian and she's asian lol. she's cute but her accent is a major turn off.
>>155487561Growing up in the 90s in the US, we had such a romanticized view of Australia through Steve and the Simpsons parody. Eventually with the internet and social media, we realized is just another commie shit hole like the EU West
>>155487516>>155487552>>155487584hockey bros... it's over
Do Australians have the worst accent in the Anglo world?
>>155487448Don’t know where trump came from or jeets but I’m not a fan of either.
>>155487448most conservatives think Trump is a clown, but we're happy with his policies of cutting welfare, deporting illegals, and heavily nationalistic trade policy. The UFC fight at the WH was cool too, imagine Kamala doing a drag queen story time hour instead
>>155487654Giving more power to Muslims to stick it to the Jews is just cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Do Americans understand what a manual car is?
>>155484978as an american, I could care less about 3rd world ball
>>155487704>comparing the abbreviation of one professional hockey league to the entirety of soccer.You’re not even trying anymore.Plus it’s the world cup, many americans have a passing interest off the sport for a few weeks and then it drops off again. what, did you expect interest to dip?
>>155487807why should I change gears myself? seems like a waste of time
>>155487809I actually put the abbreviation because the terms "hockey" and "ice hockey" did worse, and it's not just the world cup it's searches over the past year, as in the past 12 months.
>>155487807"couldn't care less"could makes you sound idiotic
We don't say "nauuurrrrr", I don't know what you guys are hearing. There's no "R" sound.
>>155487793unfortunately no, and it's been getting harder and harder to find.
>>155487809Most Americans have a 2 minute attention span nowadays because of fluoridated lead water and forced medical experiments involving releases of pathogens over America on many occasions in the past.Covid was the first global version btw.
>>155487760How's the screw worm
>>155487913you tell me, Ranjeet
Who will be the official McDonaldland
>>155487184>Didn't you just have some Muslim dude go on a shooting rampage last yearHe didn't use an AR-15 though
>>155485105this is a huge month for college football
pussy lick is out for usa
>>155488034ah yes, the month of june. solid month of college football that is
>>155487928It's not here (yet)You retards don't even know the endless ways he fucked you
>>155488088Newfag spotted
>>155488034College football is from September to January buddy
>>155488134Trudeau ruined the future of your country forever in like 5 years and you guys cheered in on. fuck off telling us what's good. The jeets you imported for muh gpd are never leaving and your social cohesion from the 90s is gone forever
>>155486892The mls shit cus third worlders wanna watch Messi score against some farmers
>>155487672Nebraska's time will come
>>155488303We literally had millions of jeets in the 90sYou need to get your head out of the sand
>>155487913
>>155488439Where's laughing at Americans
>>155487704Why is this surprising? Hockey is waaaay too white to ever be popular in Muttland. I’m pretty sure if a child says he wants to play Hockey in an American school, he is immediately beaten to death by black students and teachers for racism.
>Where's laughing at Americans
>>155488694You're literally an international joke that lost another war
>>155488756And you’re Indian.
>>155488842And proud*drains the wealth from burgerael*
>>155488970At least you admit that you people are a drain on society.
>>155484978I can name exactly zero American soccer players. In fact I'm sure if you quizzed Americans under half would be able to name a single member of the national team
>>155489125No, we're just attacking the great satan, the biggest drain on society
sorry but we win 7-2
>>155489169Landon Donovan, Mia Hamm, Tim something, and that one blonde dike who complained all the time
>>155484978Aussies let us down
gonna have a shoey for our yanks today. sorry cunts, im gonna do it first
>No, we're just attacking the great satan, the biggest drain on society
>>155489471devious
>>155489474>using jewai thanks Indians are becoming loved because of you
>>155487184Yeah all the muslims in Sydney have guns, only us white cucks were stupid enough to give up the guns.
>>155489531>we’re becoming lovedNo you’re really not.https://youtu.be/B4dMtLPoVjI?si=7eEfo3rwLBg9RaxL
>>155489577Yes I am every other country shits on you instead now. It's just you seething about muh jeets in every thread on /sp/.
>>155489627>shits on youYes jeet, we know you love poop and don’t like when people film it.https://youtu.be/_WsPZC1-TLo?si=7G2h_9CqZ83USkOv
>>155489698>buck broken by indians award
*snap* yep this is going in my "leaf" folder
>>155487325Pedro... por favor esta bien no preocupse
>>155490209أنا آسف يا صديقي
>>155490174you're ind-ACK*Gets stabbed*
