heemvious: >>155481762
fifofi
What is man? – after perhaps a good night’s sleepis already tired by shaving time,even before the telephone rings and the post arrivesthe inner self is already empty and faded.
>>155490315
ees normal. ees nooormal. come on, guys.
The mouth of a girl who had long lain in the reeds looked so chewed up.When we broke open the torso, the esophagus was so full of holes.Finally in a bower under the diaphragm we found a nest of young rats.One little sister rat lay dead.The others were living off liver and kidney, drinking the cold blood and enjoying a fine childhood.And fine and fast was their death too: we threw the whole bunch into water.Oh, how those little snouts squeaked!
>>155490535Nah fuck that!
>>155481953While ilia did suffer a fracture on both orbital bones, it was a non displacement fracture which means he only need 2-3 months to recover and surgery won't be necessary.Topuria might come back sooner than garth.
>>155490625Magnifique.
>>155490761There's no chance he's coming back in less than a year. 2 orbital fractures + a broken nose. The psychological damage alone is gonna be big. He was 1 round away from having his face medically caved in.
>>155490252Fuck Dana
>>155490761holy shit. ilia won on damage.
>>155490625Based Gane truther>>155490885Based magnifique poster!>>155490960Cringe NPC promptee
>>155490761Garth’s knees have probably been fucked up for a long time. He barely throws legkicks now because of it.
Protect Dana
this one reads like a gooby promo>The lone molar of a whore>who had died unknown>had a gold filling.>As if by silent agreement>the others had all fallen out.>But this one the morgue attendant knocked out>and pawned to go dancing.>For, he said,>only earth should return to earth.>>155490885these are very tasteful indeed b
topuria got fergusoned harder than tony. it's over b.
>>155491113>The rematch, Yan
>>155490404Imagine trying to explain to non-MMA fans that this goofy motherfucker is one of the toughest men on the planet.
>>155491268Tony got taken out like a mad dog. Ilia never broke.
>>155491244Benn would’ve been a Gane fan, b.
Ilia wins the rematch
>Valiant effort, Justin. But I’m afraid that you’re the short one now.
fuc illy gon do
>>155491398except he did, tony took the beating on his feet, topuria was kwabbed on the stool.
>>155491576...with jai (in the apex)
>>155491642He couldn't fucking see!
>>155491642His corner called it. Ilia protested to keep fighting in the 3rd and was too deep into the 7th layer of hair in the 4th to understand what was happening. Tony broke and got put down.
Justin was 17-0 before he lost his second fight in the UFC lightweight division.
>>155491833B, Tony’s corner called it quits as well.
>>155492119They threw the towel? Grim
Bradda you brought a gun!
>>155490304
>>155492295It’s the zone of death car crashes effect.
but at least Tony came back better than ever haha
You got caught, I got DOMINATED
Good night, little piggy.
tony didn't quit he just shook his head and ole gambling herb dean leapt at the chance to stop the fight ilia shook his head after a hit, too, and goddard rightly let it continue
>>155492448Without sounding mad or copeful, how come the patented Zone of Death did not work on the target it was designed for: The Great Khabib?
>>155492576justin struggles with muslims managed by ali
Miesha "sit on my face" Tate
Remember when Ilia got really mad for no reason when Gaethje said his coach is the best in the world? Ilia said that based on his accomplishments, his coaches must be the best in the world. Does his loss mean he must publicly concede that Pigmented Boxing Club does not have the best coaches in the world?
>>155492574
>>155493190brutha this is ai. who made this? we have to check this brutha
>ChatGPT Image
Trevor Whitman has a syrum he can soak the UFC gloves with that makes them rock hard for ~30 minutes then completely dissipates after.
Sucking off a guy call me Clitlia Topuria YUH
I wanna weem right nowI wannaI wanna weem rihgt now
Discord pisscord Idontgiveashitcord you can eat a motherfuckindickcord
>>155493602I made this post btw (I'm gay, suck dick and love ilia topuria)
>>155481762 (OP) #this stare indicates classic cte from brain damagetruly a shit tier "sport"
>>155493872Isn't lying haram?
First he was asleep, now he says he accepted. Story keeps changing, dirty rat.
>>155493996that's how you know you can trust him
Raped brown midget.
>>155491125I think he doesn't throw kicks because he always gets countered. Garth opens up his hips wide as fuck when he throws kicks which is the reason he hits so hard with them, but it also makes it easier for his opponents to beat him to the punch, even Ilia did it.
>>155493263that's gooby's mate, he can get you a pricey bag at any hour, but you better pay
>>155493996enjoy your rapid cognitive decline and dementia in your late 40s/50s bro
>>155494156We don't sign our posts here.
>>155494156It's actually pretty impressive how he DIDN'T get heemed. The chin's still there, if he can come back from the mental defeat he could be Champion again.
>>155494510You too.
Illyeh Apturo, TopturoPAPAPAPAP
>>155494535I think it depends on how many puzzle pieces his face and orbiting bones broke into
>>155490625Brutal backshots on Poabussy!!!
Katie Price Forever
USA heeming Australia rn
Is anybody here going to experience rapid cognitive decline and dementia in their late 40s/50s? I'm not, thank god, but I believe somebody here may...
>>155492361 guns kill people bradda
>>155491797
Genuine question: were people actually a fan of Topuria? Or was it all just Islam haters?
Tomorrow night I will consume a 100mg edible and Topuria vs Gaethje. I hope I don't get sad about Gaethje again
>>155491642And look where that got him
>>155496531I like him. I also like Islam.
>>155496531Why wouldn’t they be fans of him? he’s corny out of the cage but in the cage he’s so fun to watch
I shoot loads like buckshotI weem bitches for kumquats
Is Bas Rutten the only example of an ex mma fights who isn't dead, in prison or hooked on meth?
>>155496383chef tito strikes again
>>155497063Clean up your grammar
Topiglet instantly gained over 1m+ Instagram followers after xher defeat.Someone seriously needs to look into this.
>>155496531Lil nigga has gone to a decision once in the UFC. He’s the definition of a heemer. Has more heems than Jerry and Ngubu.
THIS GOES OUT TO ALL MY GARTHMANIACS OUT THERE
such strange posts
>>155496531like his fighting style and walkout music but think hes a fag
ilia topuria is the ONLY fighter with a real fanbase. he built his own camp from the ground up. unlike a fighter like nepo baby islam born into the khabib network.
Gane is a weak man...... morally. But intellectually and philosophically, he is almost unparalleled in strength.
>topiglet>real fanbaseXhe spent all her money on Indian bot accounts
>suckle that shit pigga>now who’s a good lil BBL bussyman??>>I am monsieur Ganedaddy!! I am!>now buck that BBL baconator bussy and brain stem so I can buss that shit again!!>>YES GANEDADDY OH GOD YES!!
Topuriachads. The sadness has settled. We are back.Let us consider:O'Malley got a walk-off knockout after 2 measly punches, whilst Zahabi was ready to keep fighting.G*ethje was FOLDED, he was in the same situation as Zahabi: on the floor, wincing. Topuria made the correct decision to fight on. But in the imperfect world, this actually led to the fight not being stopped.We won that fight. The stoppage was merely absent.
>>155497493Now that you mention it it is kinda weird how you never see a person whos a fan of islam and not khabib and vice versa even though they have different fighting styles/personalities
canada flag has been waiting for years for this moment
>Topuriachads. The sadness has settled. We are back.>[reddit brownoid space]>Let us consider:>O'Malley got a walk-off knockout after 2 measly punches, whilst Zahabi was ready to keep fighting.>[reddit brownoid space]>G*ethje was FOLDED, he was in the same situation as Zahabi: on the floor, wincing.>[reddit brownoid space]>Topuria made the correct decision to fight on. But in the imperfect world, this actually led to the fight not being stopped.>We won that fight. The stoppage was merely absent
>>155497764cheeky of o'malley to immediately play up the win it worked
Biggest tryhard faggot in mma history
there is the letter of the law and then the spirit of the law. there is a difference. the point is that ilia topuria was the winner of that fight.
>>155498048Acting like we all haven’t tried to immitate his style
>T-TOPIGLET WON THE STORYYeah no lil bro... there will never be a greater story win that Garth dismantling the little foreigner midget at the White House lawn in front of the presidentClitia won the KWAB of the year after celebrating the victory a day early and crying about Gaethje's dad bullying him and writing out his incel revenge fantasies on XThis was karmic retribution.
>>155498280Holy fuck. Is that real?
Clitia and Tomala going head to head for KWAB of the decade
Real knockout machine Ian Garry
strange for the topuria haters to be doing damage control even a week later. they don't quite seem at peace with how the dust has settled. could it be that... maybe... ilia WON that fight?
GODpuria mindraped these chuds so badly
>p-please Slampapi... j-just one load...
Daddythje physicalraped a disgusting demented brown freak sadly
Topuria needs to upgrade his whole style because Garth revealed like 7 different ways to fuck him up. If he doesn't evolve then all his fights will play out like that from now on.
>when your Slamdaddy denies you his loads because your bussy is jam packed and dripping gaycheese
topuria won at least 5 of those rounds
Till I collapse
Pic related is what you guys sound like on here>Clitia joins Zatdaddy in the ranks of the defeated, Can Slampapi preserve his 0 or will he be raped by Enid Gapedry
>>155498048
>>155499407islam has 2 losses
Enid Gapedry will gyrate and jiggle xer bacon gape on Slamdaddy’s flesh sword I fear
>>155499605Meanwhile I am undefeated 0-0-1-1NC
>enid gapedry oh cmon these are getting worse
>>155499847He's not making them anymore it's just the parasites at this point.
>>155499847because Goobinderjeet was really witty
>>155500047Your paradaddies broke your pea brain
LOOKING AT MY FACE, I SEE I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THIS FIGHTI JUST ABSORBED THE ONE TWOI'M GETTING CLAPPED UP AND I CANNOT WIN YOU ARE THE DOCTOR PLEASE STOP THE FIGHTCAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE, IF I DO, I'LL BREAK MYEEEEEEEEEEYEEES
Darkness imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror!!
I'm going to be honestAfter the White house event, I dont think any UFC night will be good enoughThey have to go bigger now. What are your ideas?>colosseumVery limited audience, dangerous for the building unless there's just giant screens outside and the only people inside are the fighters and staff>Vatican>Point NemoI've got nothing, maybe when Musk figures out mars the first UFC fight there would finally outshine last week
InseminatIan Gayraped sadly
ganeth not into the final heem
I will still root for Topuria. Simple as.
is it over for Potty Pooplett? Pigtoilet just skrumped a Sanko
Many concluded this
Who are some fighters that would rage against the dying of the light, and not go quietly into that good night?
>>155490252Anderson: - refused to fight GSP at catchweight- refused to fight JJ at catchweighthow do you explain this?
Who are some fighters that would respect the 3 wheel motion?
no FUCKING way........................https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazzaville
>>155500519maybe the sphere again but make actually fun matchups next time
Apart from Gane, what fighter would be the most useful in solving the Riemann Hypothesis?
>>155501221Look into it.
>>155501162what catchweight did gsp want?
>>155501397https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Savorgnan_de_BrazzaHow deep does the rabbit hole go....
Here's that 17 year old kid I was telling you guys about
>>155493807Good try but you aint fooling no one you fuckin bitch get shit on bitch
>>155501504How does he stay so young?
>>155501951Must be that Brazilian sun
>>155501504related?
What happens in the Gane-Aspinall rematch?
>>155502771double eye poke and 12 shots to the back of the head
>>155502771Who knows man maybe a little bit of this a little bit of that
>>155502771gane fakes the glove touch into a power jab which makes both of tom's eyes pop out of his skull
Gane moves like a Middleweight but Tom only needs 1 shot
>>155502771
you guys are boring I'm out
The land of the Pee and the home of the Gaped
Tom will heem Gane so easily now he knows his cheating ways
https://youtube.com/shorts/qdtEVgvd0_Y?is=kvwfOsNm--hh9wtv
no shame on illia justin did the same thing to Iron Mike and The Baddy
https://youtu.be/5iOZ59J0g8A?is=aY17cwfEEM8kdapA
Gucci vs Gape this week
Many. Such. Cases.
>>155498048Kek what an ugly Indian gay raped brown fucking faggot.
gooby gets shadow realm'd
OOOHHHHH
>>155498048he does the same fucking movements
It's over for tom
Hunter bros...
the ufc has never been more profitable
>>155504937B-But what about international numbers... the UFC didn't need netflix...
https://x.com/illa/status/2067643283631911333Look at the fucking pressure Khabib used to put on guys. Literally running away while trying to stay lateral
>>155504937Dana will be fuming
Who is that one UFC commentator? You know the one, light in the loafers, sweet in the tank
>>155505087crazy. dude smothered his opponents
has topturo woken yet
>>155504937ok now make another card this year
>>155505284
>>155505087
>>155505539I'm undefeated on the streets
I'm undefeated in the sheets
Ive ben defeated many times and remian fuckless
I simply pretend Gane lost.
I have...an thick peins..
Humble highs.
helen yee's breast reduction
>>155506379she increased them back
>>155506379got them removed to try become an olympic swimmer in her mid-thirties
>>155506679that was cover for an upgrade >>155506607
>>155506679Honestly? Respect. She's probably yacked out on snow with the schmo most days though
I manifested this
>>155504937The White House card was one of the best ever. That Netflix shit was Apex-tier slop. This ugly gash needs to stay in her trailer park and breed her ugly mutts.
>>15550708290% of the white house card was uncompetitive squash matches It was an OK card that looked really good compared to the 2 years of shit cards we had to go through
there has never been a good fight
>>155507281Shut up you fucking retard
>>155507281>waah, WAAAAH, everything stinks!woah b tell me more
Zion Don slept 2 times btw.
>>155507873Power naps so he could rally. Based President
goddard has much to answer for
>>155507753>>155507802I don't know man it's kind of hypocritical to complain about the MVP card being one sided booking when the White House card had a grand total of 2 real fights
wtf does "santo studio" even mean? did he just think "santo sounds brazilian so it's mma" or something? this bear digidio guy is so strange. how much is he paying these fighters to dickride him? he talks over everyone, likes hearing himself speak. how does "santo studio" sound like a good name for performance sportswear? his name isn't even santo. it's all so fucking odd.
>>155507997Nah fuck that
>>155508010whining about hypocrisy is feminine b you should just call me a faggot
>>155504937
i was told ilia vs gaethje was such a mismatch that it's not even interesting
>>155508299Im sure there are people here who will say "that wasn't even a real fight!!"
>>155508010it's irrelevant bappa. they just scooped up as many high profiles grandmas and grandpas. What's next? they gonna wheel out Benson Henderson?
Melania looked like pure sex in that octagon. Ready to suck the chrome off of the highlights bumper, if you know what I mean
>>155508508You just know trump loves handsome men like paulo costa so they can take care of Melania for him
>>155508595He's 80 years old, still taking care of his wife's needs. What a fucking stud
>>155508654>wife that's a man
Get me out of this fucking shithole b
Mengania
my pussy my rules
>>155508760Actually laughed
who da fook is that goy
My bussy my rules (open for all)
My boissy
People forget man, he ate bugs
Who's the Briar Rabbit getting thrown into the briar patch of MMA?
Aaron Pico
brasileirada, deixem de ser pachecos, islam e o melhor da historia
>>155510025Monkey want a nana?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fxRomILoOew
doodoo pantsreira is done, finished hes sleeping in the tire heap tonight with skinny dogs biting his big saline filled ass
ciryl gane's luscious breasts
>>155498048>trying to copydoes this fuckwith really think Goobs was the first one to do this shit lolololmfao
fuckwidth
>>155510528talmbout your mom b?
Guru status?
>>155501465>what catchweight did gsp want?iirc gsp said he'd do openweight
>>155510156im whiter and richer than you nigger
Ohh he's chimping out lmao
I also hate mondays
>>155511066oh ok thanks for clearing it up
huehuehuehue
mfw gane wants to fight me in september
am I crazy or is this the chick that records the fighters with her phone during faceoffs? is that why there has been a different girl doing it recently?
>>155512981NoYou need to go outside btw Go to a bar or something. Have some tequila.
>>155510528Tawlmbout the nicnaemn for my hawlg b?
I'm ready to train. I'm already training. I was heading to training right now.
>>155513926tense of future past, eh? not bad.
theres bkfc btw
why does ONE call it the inner circle when they use a square ring -__-
whered everyone go
ufc can never be bad. its not a tv show where writing quality can go up and down. as long as it always displays the best fighters in the world fighting each other, it'll always be good and entertaining. Same as any other sport.
>>155515518>as long as it always displays the best fightersIt never has mate
>>155498048>conor threw a jab in 2012>topuria threw a jab in 2015Guys, look! Topuria is a TRYHARD
imagine being a tradie but your only solace is that the dweeb safety inspector cant heem you then this nigga pull up
>>155515676He's only lynched other tradies right?
Which fighter had the WORST performance?
>>155515676He cuold never hem a elevator tech
>>155515467also fa group does not sound like a gym
where to watch full UFC white house event?
>>155516055zahabi was actually landing shots and his leg kicks were bothering sean mike just failed a couple sniffs and got saved by the ref
>>155516482myass.com
>>155516482you have to subscribe to paramount
>>155516546good. would’ve you rather see Michigan flourish or seven banger fights that will go down in history? you already know the answer.
just saw fili's weigh in I don't know if I can watch him get heemed again bros
>>155517837
also stirling has leaned into white edit of adesanya
>>155516507Yea free to all commers I see no membreship required u ass hoe
Ilia suffered minor cuts and bruises Justin is a mouth breathing, drooling retard who's manager stole millions from him leaving him living in a mcmansion in his prime KWAB
>>155518128this is the face each of them had to look in the mirror and see the next day
>>155517837he will come in as the favorite and you can make money off of his downfall. good times ahead.
>Ilia suffered minor cuts and bruisesTopiglet's brittle face bones will break every time xhe fights from now on. Xhe will retire next fight.
>>155518259
>>155518259>>155518281That damage was Margarito tier and the gloves were sus as fuck not one doubt in my mind they were loaded, Ilia wins yet again
American champs back in the UFC, America winning the World Cup, we are so back
>>155518457this is such a dumb cope I assume it's being made as a gimmick
>>155518457gaethje’s hands are loaded with dynamite
>>155518259Shit’s but a flesh wound, b.
>>155518542Happy Birthday America! 250 years P4P champs!
Gloves should be given by the ref when they step into the cage, fresh new gloves right out of the factory box. not put on and possibly altered behind the scenes then all the ref does is look at them. Gives way to easy cheating
Justins coach Trevor who has designed and engineered gloves, Ali who is a terrorist snitch with with no morals hmmmmmm surely they wouldn't find a way to get Justin loaded gloves
>>155518799No gloves would solve a lot of these problems
Corny little midget.
Ilia fighting this weekend? So soon?
>>155518813Gaethje has fought the same way for over a decade. Gane wouldve lost if they were passing out loaded gloves
>>155518883So Paramount was about to broadcast an AI generated fight to the masses in which Ilia won, but he inadvertently whistleblew their plans so the execs made him fight for real. That’s what I’ve gathered until now.
Check out this Ilia impression*gets gaped*
>>155519160Whats gaped mean please
Delusional fanboys still think Holloway stands a chance at Welterweight
>>155519250
>>155519352Especially after Gaethje took him to school. Still shudder when thinking of that absolute murder
>they thought keeping a perfect record against beasts like Poirier and Gaethje was easyKneel.
>>155519352Who will win>The fighter that’s been healthy and active for the last 5 yearsor>The fighter that hasn’t fought since a leg fracture 5 years ago, and is constantly partying and drinking
>>155519454Mcgregor will knock him out in the first
>>155518813Chat is this true?
What if they made a fight but it was so good it was like the best fight ever?
>>155519454Conor got super juiced up when he last left, his head and bones grew more dense hence why the fight is at welterweight, max is going to leave looking like ilia and youll all be frozen like elsa
>>155519528What evidence backs your claim
>goobinderjeets really think the guy who tried to shoot a takedown against peahead in the first round can beat Holloway
>>155519669im a gaethje truther, i predict these things.
When you die I celebrate.
Mcgregor will use mind games to mess with Holloways cte mind and get his to rush in. The fight will last maybe 70 seconds so stay home to watch it
heemember the time some guy posted about goobey haveing good vision and the very next day gooby posted about his excellent vision
>goobinderjeets!
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
I invented Goobinderjeet years ago why you hef be mad?
>>goobinderjeets!
>>155520031You're chinese
China good Taiwan evil?
I deserve respect
>>155520129Is that Ilia's dad?
Respect good, Taiwan evil.
>>155505416how was Khabib so good and why does it cause anal fissures in certain heemposters when Khabib is complimented?
Yeah I'm a jacked Indian, whatup?
>>155520514Khabib haters are former gooby/turdny fans who are still livid they never got to see him lose
khabib never fought tony and for that his gatekeeping record will always have him ranked last of ufc fighters ever
Your girl wanna fuck an Indian
really flipping tired of all this cursing in post fight and pre fight trash talk. like be respectful, it isnt hard.
>>155520620Tony was getting mounted in r1 by Kevin Lee brudda. I truly don't think anyone in their heart believes Tony had a real chance. mission control doesn't work when your legs are triangled and your wrist is handcuffed>>155520625I'm an Indian and have technically been a homewrecker at least once so I approve this message
we're all indian here so we should respect each other
AIIIIIIIEEEEE DUSDADDY DON'T HEEM ME
>>155520322Yes I fear.
not sure if the source is credible but i saw a youtube short saying the obamas zeemed hokit out of sponsorships and shit
>>155520595khabib lost to tibau. He also was losing to conor before the slip and he ducked the rematch
>>155520704I believe and still believe Tony has a chance. Kevin Lee is a really good fighter thats why he tested my boy.
>khabib lost to tibau. He also was losing to conor before the slip and he ducked the rematch
>>155520816>still believe Tony has a chance
>subbed by Bobby Green
>>155520753Iaquinta wouldve beat Khabib if he didnt duck a rematch.
>>155520871why is khabitch still running
gaethje was talmbout I wont be alive monday morningwhile toporia seemed to be like lets get this over with so i can fight islammentality is a part of the game
Gaethje type of dude heem a nigga
reminder
>>155521013you gotta let it go b
>sherdog
>>155521113based flabby butt
Khabib is top 10 all-time but he also left early. He faced a couple elite fighters but that’s it. Khabib fans are also annoying and stuck in the past but that’s beside the point.Islam is better because he’s faced more adversity. He is higher on the GOAT list.
30-27
>>155521258fair takeif Islam beats Garry and defends 1-2 more times after that (Morales/Prates, Usman, Brady), would he be the overall GOAT?
Why did Elyoo Gracie name his son Whoreon?
>>155521139no
>>155521333you better show some respect muddafuk
>>155511472so Anderson wouldn't have to cut weight or anything. just to be clear
>>155521371b... it was never gonna be a close fight ever since Khabib fought Horcher (when Tony pulled out)... it's okay... your favorite fighters don't have to be the best fightersfor instance, I'll always be a huge Jiri fan
>Tibau landed more significant and total strikes than Nurmagomedov and his accuracy was seven-percent better on significant strikes (thirteen-percent better in total strikes). Tibau also had a takedown in the fight (on six attempts), whereas Nurmagomedov went 0-13 on takedowns.>When the judges’ official scores were read on the night, leading to Mario Yamasaki raising Nurmagomedov’s hand, Nurmagomedov broke down in tears. The display of emotion from the usually stoic Nurmagomedov may be a sign that he also thought his perfect record was close to being marred.>“People are always like, ‘Man! You win this fight, you win this fight.’ Okay, thank you, thank you,” he said. “Everybody tells [me about] this fight because it was a very tough fight, a very close fight. I think I [hit] more punches, more takedowns, I don’t know what happened, I think I win this fight, too.>“It was a big surprise for me, a big surprise for Khabib, too. I talked to my coaches, ‘Tough fight, but yeah, you win.’ I remember the referee upped the arm for Khabib. Man! Everybody surprised, Khabib crying, crazy."
Tibau deep dicked Khabib's bacon bussy rawdawlg b
Khabib? The crypto scam artist?
>>155521417sounds like bullshit why not just agree to middleweight then I simply don't trust canadians
Khabib? The greatest UFC fighter of all time? The man who never bled in the octagon? The only undefeated UFC champion?
>>155521465>>155521468even if you want to pretend your headcanon is the real result, Khabib would still hold an outstanding 28-1 record with a dominant title run
KhaGOD raped that roided to the gills monkey while being natty AF.Levels.
>>155521539>dominant title run
>quit against 37 year old GaethjeBrazza...
>khabib sits down on the stool, confident in how the fight is going>another decision win for sure>wrestlefucking Tony just like he has everyone else>but somethings different this time>khabib looks up>he sees Tony standing there with a grin on his face>he should be on the stool>at least his face is all bloody, usually khabibs opponents don’t look this rough>it’s looks pretty weird though, there’s no visible cut, just a spray of blood spread around his face>khabib puts his hand to his own face>khabibs stomach sinks as he brings it away, he’s bleeding heavily>that’s his blood covering Tony’s face>he looks up at the display screen, >he barely recognises the face he sees>he starts to panic, he’s never seen so much of his own blood>he looks back over at the man standing across from him>Round 2
KhaGAPED ducked Tony, ducked the Conor rematch, ducked GSP, and killed his fazza
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MOGDausSHvM?feature=sharegarf speaks on bitchbib
KhaGOD never even bled in the octagon. This really drives the Turdny redditors insane.
Khabitch
>>155521589>>155521661>>155521691>>155521710I'm sorry you're so upset by his dominance. Tony shouldn't have gotten murdered by Gaethje if he wanted to get murdered by Khabib instead
He's sorry!
>>155521459>Ill always be a huge jiri fanwhy would you tell me this? jiri is a faggot he aint no Randy
>>155521797Randy Couture had a totally different style. Jiri is pure heem or be heemed. a just bleed acolytebut yes, Randy was based and a great coach on TUF 1
Pisslam might be the goat
>>155521831xD
>KhaGOD wasn't dominant like Turdny Fecalson!
>>155521896Kwab!!
the Khabib seethe is hilarious. guy retired like 5 years ago
ur aoife is in me dm's mate
>>155521915I basically didn't watch any of these fights after Gaethje took Tony's soul. fell asleep in round 2 of the Nate fight and only had the others on as background noise. Tony was so fucking decrepit
khabib is a loser
Broke reddit bitches
People think Gaethje ended the Tony meme but it was the cable.
FACT: Turdny has schizophrenia and has to teach kiddies classes to make a living while khaGOD retired as the GOAT and lives rent free in your peanut brain.
>>155521984>running scared
bruh this dude actually has a full folder of khabib hate content locked n loaded for 11pm on a friday night
Tony beats Khabib
>>155521933KhaBEAST won this round btw
>>155522079the kid never won a round
Yeah nobody gives a shit about that big head goat fucker, talk about somebody relevant
Jon Jones
UFC Freedom 250 was awesome.
Manel Kape had a big fat swollen titty at the weigh in
>>155522250ufc did okay, but PFL wouldve put on a better show.
>>155522250indubitably
>>155522313He showed up to his last fight with it, too.
29 men tried29 men failed
>>155522380Bet the house
>>155522428I have $5 on an Ion/Gooch parlay thank you very much.
>>155522401could be 30 if he had balls to face his boogeyman
>>155522486who is that? the guy who lost to his son justin? or the guy that lost to his apprentice?
This disables and confuses the fagestani
my favourite was the AI pictures of khabib playing guitar and singing about fazza
>>155522516I know who I'd rather watch shower
>>155522842>just a fat fuck in a shitty little turd world aparrtment eating a massive tub of treats drinking hard spiritsThis makes me wanna play a Metro game
at least pereira isn't a cheating nigger
KhaDaddy got this Turdnycel leakin' out his bussy
>>155523499Chicken on Basmati Rice with Arabic spices beast of a peach b fuark now I'm hungry
>>155523499shameless whore for sponsors
If Tom hadn't over hyped the eye poke he would have been the one to heem Alex on the White House lawn.
>>155523654dagestans dont like chechens and viceversa in fact, everything hates everyone in kavkaz
Is there a kayfabe reason khabib always went over?
>>155524263inaccurate and stupid generalization from a gyppo
>>155524294silent and smug is always over with the faggots
>STILL seething about khaDADDY to this dayGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG 29-0Never bledNever knocked downNever got hurt
Khadaddy made it look too easy.
>>155524480shut up spoid
gaethje owes it to the company to defend the belt till he gets retired
TURDny FECALson and Clitia Topiglet could never.
>>155524576I'm starting to think the seethe on /heem/ over Khabib specifically (Makhachev doesn't get it nearly as badly) is 1) he humiliated and retired McGregor, who a lot of chuds relied on to get their WWE fix in MMA; 2) his hairline makes them remember that they can't afford a trip to Turkey.
nobody owes anybody anything kid but a firm handshake and simple loan.
>shut up spoid
khabib fans have been faggots since day one
>>155523227QRD?
hokit vs kebab
Just realized this guy has been absolutely overshadowed by the main and co main. Where does Bo fit into all this now?
>>155525002who cares this nigga gay as heckalways seemed like an outsider
khafraud hasn't won a fight in 5 years
>>155525002who? bo? he is a guy who finishes 12-5
BDSisters have NOT been taking Clitia Topiglet's prolapsing at the hands of Khadaddy's sloppy seconds very well I'm afraid...
Tony is a boxer, amateur wrestler and the fact khabib was scared to fight him shows how good he is at everything.
If you don't think Justin had loaded gloves I have a bridge in Manhattan to sell you
>>155499637>I fearYou should. Poor little fearful paki
He beat THE Salt Papi????
White House walkout album when?
>>155525002contender, not sure he gets to champ>>15552511812-5 is a great record in the UFC
>being this buttmad that khabeast is sexy as fuck and turdny is a hideous balding mutt
>Fifa gives out penalties to people covering their mouths because "muh racism".This is the faggot sport europoors and 3rd worlders want us to care about, btw.
should i heem my meng or watch a movie
>khaby lame>khabi lame>khabib is lame>khabib islame>khabib Islamthawlts?
i only use old reddit and it's bright white theme is fucking putrid to look at at nighttime, but i also refuse to bear the indignity of installing a reddit extension to make it dark. wat do?
https://x.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/2068178284949475728nignog heemed dead in ~2 seconds on lfawhy are they so shit at fighting
>>155525587hang yourself at the apex?
>>155525641nah, found an easier fix. dark reader extension for firefox
>>155525293Exactly. No champion, no chump. Retires late 30s to coach wrestling
>>155525587whats wrong with new reddit?
>whats wrong with reddit >posts on 4chan
>>155525771>Leaf has a reddit accountWhy am I not surprised
>>155525771it's kinda gay compared to old reddit imo. i don't want bottomless doomscrolling like you get on sm and i like having the controversial sorting and the lack of aids-tier autoplay and no ads
>r/Allergies
i miss when the leaf used to say "shut the fuck up while i drink my coffee thanks" at like 4pm. that was a good meme
>>155523227Lmfao
gay nigger sun woke me up
>>155524931Look into Makhmud Muradov before he joined the ufc.
I'm gonna watch this. won the Palme d'Or last year I think. I've liked the Iranian cinema I've watched. real heeming countryhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt36491653/
finna heem the meng to taylor schabusiness and go back to sleep
>>155526117
>I tryda tell yall. Aint NOBODY on Islom Mockachev' level. I'm sorry! It just that simple, Joe. These guys DIFFERENT>I don't disagree DC, but those calf kicks Ian's been landing are -OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!>...........>ISLOM MOOHAH-CHEV IS OUT COLD! IAN GARRY HAS ARRIVED. WELCOME TO... THE FUTURE!!!>........
you guys ever feel like heeming your meng has diminishing returns and can't substitute for the feeling of making love?
>>155526403Based. I’ll watch this tomorrow.https://www.imdb.com/es/title/tt0336693/
>Peean Gayrry>knocking anyone out
>>155526582Love is one of those things that there’s simply no substitute for, b.
>>155526582most fucking isn't making love and a good dana slap is often safer and better
what year is it
>>155526730yeah Ik but I used to have a Japanese gf who allowed unlimited creampies and loved French kissing and whispering I love you's to each other the whole time. she was crazy but I really miss that feeling>>155526719so true, Mexifriend. es verdad
>>155526672knocked out your countryman though didn't he
>>155526643nice, let us know what you think. I really enjoy what I've learned of Islam through the works of Rumi (tr. Chittick). it's a beautiful religion, like most/all religions, when viewed through the prism of faith and purity and love
>>155526852trust me b i still miss the homicidal gypsy who will probably be the greatest sex of my life i sadly know too well what you're saying
i have only seen pakistani cinema (yes yes let it out) from that corner of the world any heemsters got reccs
>X-Files theme
>>155526984I recommend A Separation. really quite good. A Salesman is also good. I found Seed of the Sacred Fig to be a tad overrated. I'll let y'all know how It Was Just an Accident goesfor India, I like this one cheesy movie called Sometimes Happiness, Sometimes Sadnessfor a little Afghani flavor, Lone Survivor is a peach
>r/laundry
Any of you seen the film Undisputed? That is an Oscar winner about a ufc fighter
MMA thread.
>>155527093bless you b i can only pay you in goats rn or well 1 goat and a kvass connoisseur who can sniff butts quite well
morales prates gets confirmed today for 330
I really, really likek women
>>155527469Right guy very zesty!!
>>155527839left*
you need to get a piranya in the gym
>>155527469just leave it at a normal thank you next time fella
my favorite mma movie is when bas rutten shoved hot sauce bottle up some guy's ass after knocking him out DANGDADANGDADANG
>>155528186i don't accept charity being a man of my stature
new fread:>>155528641
>>155528665great job with this thread
Khabibi was welterweight larping as lightweight b. there is a reason he never went up. Usmeng would gape him.
