/comfy/
holy crap a comfy thread
hell yeah comfy
Yeah, we comfy again
>Start 12-3 for US/3am-7am for Australians>Could have started 5-8pm US and 8am-12pm for AussiesFIFA is incredibly dumb
>>155491356Should be extra comfy
>>155491356there's two comfy threads which do we use>>155491185
god bless
Name of the curly that posed with the refs?
i am contractually obligated to root for murrica
>>155491514por que no los dos
did they have to make Australia piss yellow
it's pretty comfy watching two bad teams
>35 °C today outside>sick with stuffed nose and sore throatFelling not so comfy, bros...
How do I get an american gf as a blackanon?
>>155491614If your piss is yellow you're up for a hydration break
>>155491614It's one of the better jerseys of the cup
Do Americans love this sport now?
bls no sticky
I hate how much American commentators freak out over insignificant shit
>>155491809What sport?
this game is like me playing fifa ‘09 on ps2. big plays coming from totally horrible fuckups
>>155491489Wait, because it's even less logical than that:>group D plays before group C
>10 minutes in>No goal yet.Yup this is going to be slurper
>>155491809only if we're winning
USA USA USA
>they stickied two threadslole
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLthey look fine without pulisic?
USA :D
OWEN GAAAAAUULLLLLLLL
god damn it.
why's there been so many own goals
no way, I thought australian bvlls would dominate to meek americans
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>155491614better than gook lilac desu senpai
he is SO fucking back
oh come on
>>155491948Yeah he's pretty mediocre. But also Australia isn't very good. They're like the US in the 90s without the population. They play really physically and there's a lot to like(I miss when the US played like this) but there's just not a lot of talent.
Own goal lol
The absolute state of these kiwis
>>155491890I manifested that goal.
>>155491489Sorry that time slot is already taken by the long awaited Brazil vs Haiti match
Good try that
>>155491356FREEDOM
That was an amazing own goal, kiddos to the strayan
>>155492168>Yeah he's pretty mediocrehe was the entire offense last match
This is the thread
what's with USA and the other team giving them a gol?
dude
USAAAAAwhats with the ogs
immaculate
So paraguay bros?
>bumgess
God life is good
>>155492305sorry m8
>>155492299Whoever beats them gets sent to Guantánamo
what’s with the broadcasters now saying turkiye instead of turkey? must be some gay fifa rule
>>155492299new tariff
>>155492299it's polite
How much shame and guilt would one feel after scoring an own goal in a World Cup game
>>155492344Fuck off to the stcky you pathetic tripcunt
the /comfy/ situation is way out of control
>>155491614Yes
It would be pretty funny if this ends up 1-0
proud Litthuanian Weston McKennie
>>155492473Depends if it's the reason you go home or not, I suppose
im just learning that other hosting countries had to build stadiums to host. why dont they have infrastructure for their own sport?
Holy shit American commentators can't stop yapping
>>155491614Australian "gold" is considered their sporting colour. Like red for Italian cars, or orange for the Netherlands.
>>155492509Probably not. America's playstyle makes 1-0 games unlikely.
>>155492473might be a comfort that 7 other players have done it so far this tournament, somehow
How well is the US playing so far in American sports terms
Can you imagine unironically being Australian?
never a foul
Does anyone have a webm of McKennie pressing from the last World Cup?
kinda weak card ngl.let the boys play
>>155492518It was red, white, and blue before... he must have been swimming a lot or something.
>>155492608i generally know what you mean but could you elaborate?
W2C Pochettino’s fit?
>>155492681'88 new england patriots level
lmaooooo
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
i didnt know we had russell crowe for our head coach
>>155492683the sticky is right there my man.
>comfy got stickied>anons made countless comfies>actual comfy passed bump limit>now nobody knows what the actual sticky is
The flopping is even worse than I remember. Nice “sport” you have there yurotards.
>>155492586>why are commentators talkingfirst time watching literally any sport in existence, newfag?
whatever you say about the Australian team, you can't deny that they are some real Australian-looking motherfuckers
>opening goal was an own goal>againUhIs it rigged?
>>155492539Both Canadian stadiums are quite old and I'm sure you made renos to your stadiums too
Australia not playing well, this USA team is about Scotland level, they should be in the game more
>>155492796not very comfy at all
>>155492717punishment for 3rd bad challenge by Australia so far
Come on Aussies, you need to stand up against that bullying
>>155492683idk it seems nice
Remember who is the enemy
the brain worm is making RFK jr watch soccer
are we REALLY gonna slurp our way past the aussies? this is embarrassing
poch embracing the seattle setting by looking like fat eddie vedder
>>155492815Nobody yaps this much over nothing.
Was there really a self-goal?
Holy fuck Aussies are WAY worse than what I thought they were.
>>155492796We all got unintentionally trolled by the incompetent mods
>>155492790Aren’t you busy being arrested for hate speech?
>>155492743America presses the opposition high up the pitch and is very vertical when in possession. This makes them more offensive but also more exposed. A 1-0 slurper would be more likely if they defended in a low block or spent the game fannying the ball at the back with safe passes.
>guy named burgers scores one for americayou can't make this shit up
>>155491677What the FUCK is a °C
>>155492840I’m talking about past world cups, not this year.
>>155492911NA is united in embarrassing the rest of the world in a sport we don't care at all about
>>155492971USA is the new England
>>155492986Enjoy being shot
>>155492683>live near the beach all day>make a joke out of life>have to deal with some freaky animalsi mean, it honestly sounds based.
>because of the heat here todayit's 72F in Seattle...
would you swim in one of Australia's fine lakes?
>>155491677Pls speak American in this thread GUTTENTAAAG
im dying here. i haven’t had Coca Cola © in 20 minutes. thank you for the upcoming hydration break
Ausfailia kinda fucking ass bros
>>155493024>Bahrain They don't have the population to support enough stadiums you'd need for the WC
>>155492986got it out of your system? if not, the sticky is waiting for you.
>>155493039
>>155493123The only player of theres i heard of is harry souttar
hydration.... needed.....
shame on turkey for losing to Australia
>>155493108same i need a another coffee
>>155492586>>155492953they actually talk less than the spanish commentators
australia are going to COME ALIVE after the hydration break just you wait..
Australia is in shock
>>155492998neat
Australia looks sloppy, if we don't score an actual goal we're fucking garbage
Aus getting murdered out there
USA are 100% on PEDS lmao they're not pressing like normal footballers. Just like Russia in 2018.
Tell me true. Is Australia shit? We certainly look it.
>complaining about 72 Fit's 32 C where I'm at a with a real feel of 38 C lol
Is it hard to get an american gf as a blackanon?
got a sudden hankering for powerade for some reason
>Italiano>playing for Australia
>>155492986bro shut the hell up
My theory is they ate too much BBQ.
>>155493298Your best player plays in our 3rd division
USA is clearly the better team but Australia does create ocassional chances that are bound to go in at some point
>>155493307Neither the US nor Aussies would ever complain about a little heat
>Australia building momentum>Ref calls a break for hydrationFucking bullshit.
keep mistaking the shadow of the drone camera thing for a little creature on the pitch
Getting bloody thirsty lads
>>155493335i've been drinking 8 powerades every day and i dont know why
>>155493283>seething about conditioningthey've been playing for 20 minutes you sound insane
>>155493283I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt, but I suspect too
>>155493027
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>155493400>>155493388look at them dubs
What are we drinking for hydration break? For me, it's Dew Voltage.
>>155493386
>Aussies can't even string two passes together
>>155492145/sp/ legend owen goal
HYDRATE!!!
>>155493420i drink out of public fountains when it's only 20C, im impressed
>>155492681In handegg terms it feels like they're dominating on offense and the defense is making stops but keeps giving up 3rd and Long. Australia has more real chances than they probably should.
>>155493355u a fag?
sippy time
imagine a world without hydration breaks
FINALLY I can have a lovely drink
>>155493283We'll gas out at this rate
I'm addicted to Dihydrogenmonooxide
>>155493123The whole point of a comfy thread is to make halfway worthwhile posts
crikey mates
I hate Australia
>>155493352He wanted to make the WC not watch from home
that’s the first quarter over lads
can we just both get 3 points out of this game and call it a day?
>>155493464
enjoying that the crowds have started booing the hydration breaks
>>155493484Worked against Turkey.
>>155493383Yeah BTTS is a lock for this match
i dint watch aussies first match,they did look good there?because this is full simeone ball what they playing
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
What does Powerade taste like? Victory?
Based Telemundo comm saying it's a lovely weather and there's no need for the break
A succulent Chinese goal?
>>155493431How much conditoning can they do in 2 weeks?
MILK BREAK
>>155493673Very hypocritical from people who are drinking beer, don't you think?
Hydration break is worse than vuvuzelas
>>155493710Did mexican fans boo the hydration breaks?
>>155493709Tastes like a shitty gatorade these days
if we win the 4 quarter World Cup will it have an asterisk
>>155493734they're getting it in during the hydration breaks
>>155493802vuvuzelas had SOVL
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
This shit is so gay. Imagine being able to win a game because the other team knocked the ball into their own goal and then the rest of the game is just homosexuals jogging around a field
>>155493826I wish
>>155493799constantly drinking beer, they dont need no gay break
>>155493709had a m8 who used to mix it with vodka. always thought it was just a sugary blue mess myself but it got you pissed
>>155493734c'mon man you know that's not how it works
How many australians are living in the US
>>155493802It's getting there.Fuck FIFA.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO>THE US IS ON DRUGS>THE US RIGGED IT>THE US GOT LUCKY >THE US CANT JUST BE GOOD NOW
what the fuck was that
why the fuck a bbc commentator sounds like kermit
>>155493898England fans did. Js. I think the swiss and bosnians did too
>>155493802Killed the white players in the game now that the black sprint athletes get a nice break mid half.
>>155493790no milk is coming out of those jugs my man
>>155493980at least 10. might be double that.
These are the best players in the world and they kick the ball like 20’ over the net make it make sense
>>155493802vuvuzelas was kino
>>155493986this but unironically
>>155493986Those who bless Israel will be blessed :)
>>155493709Gatorade, mopped up with a dirty bar rag and rung out into a different glass.Blue, as always, is the best flavor
>>155493986I look like that and said the same
>>155493952???You saying that they've been conditioning in the dogshit MLS and now suddenly are able to run around like beavers?
>>155492539They play in shitty 50 year old "stadiums" with <10k capacity and FIFA demands monster stadiums with over 50k seats. Only CUM, Japan, and western Europe are able to have at least 10 such stadiums in advance, which is why every world cup should be played in these regions.
Don't score for 20 minutes going for a shit
>>155493863That monke is so happy :')
>>155493950did he have the powder? mixing the premade stuff with vodka seems like it would be kinda weak
>>155494063More difficult than it seems
>>155494090I never did figure out how to use them
>>155493986I say this not sure about the look like this part though
mambo italiano
>>155493283based roidGODS
>>155494092Shush
Is there a logical reason there's been 7 own goals so far not even halfway through the group stage and last WC there was only 2
>>155494094>US finally curses isreal for once in its recent history >killer showing at the WC Noticed
YOU ARE GAYYOU ARE GAYYOU ARE GAY
you're allowed to juice at home
McKennie looks like a fat autist how is a professional athlete lmao
Soccer's a pretty boring sport
>>155494200Yes. 48 team world cup. more shitters
Are the knockout brackets randomised or is it already decided where the top seeds of X group go?Just want to see England vs USA in knockouts (that isn't the final final).
>>155493283My theory is that they know they hydration breaks now so they can run without being concerned about pacing themselves for a full uninterrupted 45
>>155493709to me, a less sugary gatorade but with a stronger artificial flavor
Holy fuck the sticky is too fast for my blood
YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW
that’s a fun fact. freemans dad was packers great antonio freeman. brett favre threw him so many td’s
>>155494200Owen Goal powered up in the Euros and is back in full force
>>155494181your super jews created the mind virusnot our fault
wonder how many of these aussies and other countries thought they would be able to see the white house when they played in Washington
Australia is actually ass what the fuck
Can someone explain Australia's strategy to me? So they just stand around and do nothing and kick it out of bounds sometimes. Seems like a bad strategy
>>155494200More bad teams playing this year
>>155494260the locations and times are fixed in advance, but otherwise the fixtures depend on group places.
>>155494226smash bros player looking nigga
>>155494252It has the opposite problem that basketball has: too difficult to score points.
>>155494260It's all set in stone already
lmao, bro thinks he is messi trying to pull off that challenge and not get carded
A yellow for that?
nigga stop diving
If this is a yellow then surely Messi's was one as well
Soccer experts: was that a flop or legit
I had to leave 4chan for the past 30 minutes i was so stressed with the comfy thread being stickied and then there being more than one comfy thread made got proper stressed out
SEND HIM TO GUANTANAMO BAY
>>155494314physical(tm) football
>USA 1 (Burgers) kino
>>155494303any relation to Gordon Freeman and Morgan Freeman?
AYO HE STRIPPING HIM
Yeah, the US is unironically winning… these nuts
can Australia stop trying to injure our stars?
my queen :3
USA USA
>>155494314CAAAAAM ON STRAYAAAA
>>155494260https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/world-cup/schedule#KnockoutStage
>>155494260Already decided but theres 490 something possibilities so I guess you still have a chance for that even though it seems England is most likely expected to get mexico
>>155493986Well, you are certified dope fiends, so it's logical. You have the best steroids and control the international doping assossation. It'll be stupid NOT to be doped up.
>>155494260You can look up the bracket. The spots are already labeled with group letter and place (1st/2nd/3rd)
>>155494314tackles until failure
>>155494314they want to try and break with a counterattack like they did against turkey but the united statians are too fast for that to work
what the difference between gatorade and powerade?
>>155494314They'll play better after half time once they switch side.
Am i supposed to recognize this bitch
PLEASE end the slurpfest, do something either of you
LUMBERJACK
>>155494131depends how much vodka you put in it. he'd just buy a bottle of powerade and pour it in a bigger bottle and then pour a bottle of voddy in.
Whomst
Who was that cutie?
>>155494431Digits and we get another player crippled today
>>155494408stepdad and step granddad
>>155494319The last euros had the same problem though
>>155494443Would, and block her immediately after
>>155494550>>155494553US soccer whore
>>155494550Alex Morgan, woman's team star
>>155494520Gatorade tastes like chemicals and Powerade tastes like Gatorade with piss in it
>>155494307Its bizzare how americans think they have nothing to do with this
>>155494550look at those zoomers glued to their phones during the game
>>155494443Would , and propose to her during
Poch has the same outfit as last game (w2c, btw?) I reckon he’s superstitious and gonna wear it at least until they lose
>>155494520coke vs pepsi
>>155494307it's your fault for not finishing the job. why did you fail us?
>>155494590she got fat in a way that makes my cock fat
>USA doesn't even have a shot on goal yet>still winningamazing efficiency
>>155494642he always wore a suit in in the PL lol. weird to see him wearing casual clothes.
>>155494520Pepsi vs Coke "sports" drink
>>155494550Kasey Keller
*be’s imagining if we cared about this sport*Yeah, we’d dominate
How can people deal with the fucking sticky flow. Holy fuck.
USA-England match will be kino as fuckkk
i really don't like michelob ultra at all, but gold tastes so much better...why?amstel ultra still mogs them tho
>>155494628They're probably just trying to keep up with a USA vs Aus thread.Not really sure how people can read the sticky and still watch the game.
Dream day>USA wins 4-0>Scotland wins 2-1>Haiti ties Brazil 3-3>Paraguay wins 3-1
This kiwi defense is hilarious what are they doing
>>155494753ADHD zoomers
>>155494705He’s also got longer hair than he ever had in the PL or at PSG, seems like he’s embracing a chiller vibe with the US, dunno if it’s age or the American culture but it’s cute
Since when did the USA get players who can handle the ball in traffic?
>>155494723kek>>155494753zoomers raised on twitch chat
RIP
>>155494364Hope ur doing better m80
Does this match look even more HD than usual
>>155494764it was an absolute slurper last time if you remember but I think both sides look much improved
CLONK
>>155494051This is how japs think american woman look like
Team USA by far looks the most athletic and energetic team of the WC. They want it bad.
>>155494443Would and would snowball with after
>>155494684all against one isnt fair
>>155494753You don't read posts. Give the pictures a quick scan for quality and them post your own shitpost.
>>155494792>>Haiti ties Brazil 3-3this is too much of a dream
>Death on the fieldGoodbye, my kings
>>155494875That’s exactly how they look
Did they died? Why don't they get up?
>>155494835Really good lighting at Lumen
>>155494697Surely it’s very efficient to have 0 shots after 40 minutes of game
>>155494792>>155494919Our attacking trio isn't good enough to score three times
French commentator implying that the USA's strategy of high pressing won't hold against teams like Argentina, Spain or France
if i'm the bruce manager i'm sticking souttar up front for the second half and spamming crosses and long balls to him
>>155494934Ehhh
>>155494919You seen Brazil's midfield? I can't believe Haiti don't have 3 citizens that can't outrun Catshitmiro
>>155495002shooting wastes energy. why would you do it if you don't have to
Damar Hamlin RIP
i want us to beat england because they are mean to me online sometimes and those chuds need to be taught a lesson
>>155494792You'll get>USA wins 2-0>Scotland tie Morocco 1-1>Brazil wins 2-0>Turkey ties Paraguay 1-1
>>155495032Puto?
>>155494831i'm on the beers now and calming down
>>155494893Snowball?
>>155495033Should have brought Joseph Linton
What's happening?
Murderball on the table.
Gary O'Neil is gonna be Ipswich manager lads. Not that interesting but more interesting than this shit.
slurp
>>155495129bonking heads
>>155495139tidy player
If they're going to keep doing those celeb shots, they should add their names. Who the hell am I looking at?
>>155495005is it expected to? It’s clear the USA team is not great
>>155494364
I don't have a clue who any of these celebrities they keep cutting away to are.
>>155495091Scotland drawing Morocco would be good desu>>155495139Wasnt he at staßburg
incoming +8
Why are all football boots pink now is this another new rule for this world cup?
Why are these players made out of glass this WC? I swear theres been at least one injury a day.
>>155495005Probably not and the image of Olise or Mbappé or Yamal running against Tim Ream is not a pretty one for the USA but if they can make it to the quarters before seeing one of those teams it’d be a good tournament
Dont know anything about soccerwho was supposed to win thiswho are the meme hyped up teams, who are the actual contenders?
>>155495068I thought you were very fond about it, since you learn it in school
this is a shite match tbqhwylbanter isnt even good
>>155495139Kinda wanted Ole. Half the back room staff is ex United anyway. And then there is, of course, the memes.
>>155495226pride month innit
>posession: in contest - 9%What is this? We MLB stats now?
How is that not a fucking yellow?
>>155495226just fashion (they are gay)
lmao, dude just went full wrestling
hahaha what is this shit
HOWEVER
FREE kick?
>>155495253KEK. you got me there
>>155495226boot manufacturers genuinely fucked up and made the same bootthey thought they were being innovative
>>155495296seems very subjective
Bro I started watching NFL in 2022 now its hard to take shit like this serious. Them niggas over there get hit way worse than that and get up immmediately I get that ball players are running non stop so they might just be gassed out but still, I cant help but think theyre all faking it now
Is this footie or wrestling?
>>155495235im pretty sure >we are the hyped up meme team, any legitimate teams that lose to us will get bullied heavily
>>155495139what happened to the last guy?
was never offside that
>>155495373GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL HOWEVER
Out commentators are ignoring/Don't know who 90 percent of the celebrities are and I am all for it.
HOWEVAR>>155495283>wanted Ole Kinell like that grim in Ipswich?
>>155495101Cheers sounds proper comfy
It's a goal. The dude who headed it wasn't offside.
VAR IT IN, RIG IT
>>155495226Saw a YT video where basedciene (probably AI) determined pink is the most noticeable color so every company picked it to stand out cept because they all picked it nobody stands out lol, soulless corporate retards
they really won my heart after they somehow, against all odds, won against the turks.its like they maxed out their LUK stat. it also seems like the only people who can beat them is themselves.
webm of first goal?
he is on
RIGGING IN PROGRESS
HOWEVER HOWEVER
ERA GOL
GOOD GOAL
Well played Mr Freeman, well played.However....
cmonVAR
ANTONIO FREEMANS SON
GOAL COUNTSUSA USA USA USA USA USA
no way that was offside
>>155495385are you on a holiday in portugal?
jajajaja dijo el barsinso
2-0 THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AUSFAILIA
That is a goal
I like the score thingy rolling up and down, very americana
>>155495514OG tap-in
EL VAR SIMPSON
>>155495032yeah she's pretty average
>>155495513and of course just when i make this post
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>Offside guy takes out the keeper>Not offside???
Get fucked, bogans
its a good goal
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>NFL style review announcementsholy kino
PACKERS WIN THE WORLD CUP WOOOOOOOOO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>>155495434He's taking a sabbaticalHow is that not offiside. The guy that was off literally ran towards the ball lmao.
imagine losing to the septics
LMAO
rigged
>>155495511Can’t say s*yience lol
Get off the field wtf are you doing
Australia are absolute wank fair play
THANK YOU VAR
yeah got no clue how this offside stuff works
>>155495644I meant that that's not the case, they are fat( and not in a nice way)
Why do the based Aussies suck so much? Fuck burgers
IM FUCKING WIDE AWAKE ROBBIE
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
>>155495731kek, why?
Go into the outback and never return Bruce Weak shit
>>155495660What the fuck are you talking about?
extremely uncomfy posts
>>155495005Not sure about the other two, but France is the perfecr team to punish gegenslop.
cabezazo fr
AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, GOOOOOOOOOOOL
Are you allowed to invade the pitch as a sub now?
>>155495731seethe
RIGGED
>GOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL>just kidding LOL>just kidding about just kidding LOL let's sit and wait while one ref decides if he wants it to count or not (despite the fact we advertise our epic sport as continuous play)>we need to add up the various bribes and globohomo valuations to decide if it counts or notthis is part of why soccer is a dogshit sportanywayt USA USA USA USA USA USA
Refs love the home teams in Seattle
>>155495733carefulwe've never beaten them in a competitive game
USA coach looks like arthur morgan
Balogun is definitely interfering with play lol that definitely isn't a goal.
YES YES, VAR, VERY WELLHOWEVER
>>155495936kek
>>155495434‘Spending time with the family’Or, realised we’re fucked again and doesn’t want a second relegation on his CV.
>>155495936SEATTLE, THE HOME OF REFBALL. AUSSIES DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS COMING
>>155495948Another case of Germans sucking burger cock
>>155495951How they managed to bring the worst part of Amerigun sports into it and then make it worse is impressive.
>poch looking like Russell CroweDare I say, jelly?
MAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFA
>>155495962we would smash this rabble if we meet this tournament
>>155495951you're so fucking boring
>black man named Freeman scores on JuneteenthBASEDBASEDBASED
the tragedy here is these yellow wasters are already pretty much guaranteed to make the last 32 regardless
>>155495947I don't give 2 fucks as long as Englel don't win the tourny>>155495869He's tired of living in Ipswich
Balogun was interfering with play Holy rigball
seeing a lot of uncomfy caps and spam
>>155496037kek... KEK!!!
>down by two goal>park the busholy shit australia
my mom just said "oh he's freeman's son? I loved him."
>>155496054Jelly belly
>>155496033weak mind
>>155491356Comfort
>>155496119??? Why
>>155496130copeseethedial8
>>155495951>despite the fact we advertise our epic sport as continuous playIs anyone feeling thirsty?
ONSIDE CONFIRMED BY BLENDER
>>155496063yeah we said that in 2022 as wellwe're cursed against usa
>>155495951>despite the fact we advertise our epic sport as continuous playDoes the MLS advertise football like this? Because I don't think anyone has ever suggested that football is a sport with NBA pace or anything like that.
it was rigball but aussies suck so whatever
It's not fair... Trump was supposed to lose
i'm drafting drake maye this year again btw
>>155495936refGODS... my knees....
>>155496229Trump sent the money, Albanese didn't. Simple as.
>>155496063that's what everyone said in 2010 buddy
How did these shitters beat turkey 2-0?
>>155496119Could live in Cambridge and commute
>>155496146there is another thread
will she be sad? :(
>>155496186Why don't I want England to win?
Can't wait for US to take out Argentina and Brazil
OFFSIDE WASNT EVEN CLOSE LMAO BROWNS MAD
>>155496240STOP THE COUNT
Where's that aussie grit lads, fucking hell
>>155496212>Because I don't think anyone has ever suggested that football is a sport with NBA pace or anything like that.It's a pretty common Yuro argument that the game literally never stops.
>>155496197I could go for some wadur.
this thread is too fast but the other ones are dead, fuck Jannie's for ruining my comfy thread
>>155496096you're one of the few soccer cunts that actually has multiple sports, you don't have as much sunk costs to defend the shitty aspects of itjust admit offsides is fucking stupid >>1554962124channers do
How was that not offside? It looked like 3 USA players were offside
>>155496207we don't have the coward southgate in charge any more
>+7
>>155496207Sometimes I think about when you lost to American plumbers and carpenters in Brazil and blamed it on our food.
How did this shit ass team even qualify
>>155496280Turkey are perennial bottlers.
>>155496280Muslim nations are having a bad year
>>155496267paul robinson, whatever happened there
The usa are hacking
>>155496372read the rule
>>155495951>TOUCHDOWN>just kidding, yellow flag>we need to add up the various bribes and globohomo valuations to decide if it counts or notthis is part of why handegg is a dogshit sport
VAR room pondered and decided they couldn't possibly explain the off-side rule to americans so they allowed the goal
>>155496305Yeah. Are you a self-hating cuck?
>have cs2 major and soccer game up at the same time at same volume>95% of the excitement is from the cs streamliterally volumes
You faggots don't need to post every minute it's a COMFY thread
Anybody have the qatar canada non blurred leg break please??
>>155496372Burger moment
holy copers on this threadthe us is playing 3000 times better than australia, copers should be thankful it's not 5 - 0
>>155496418it was robert greene
>>1554963722 were offside but not involved the guy who scored was onside
>>155496342>just admit offsides is fucking stupid
Wait didn't the offside player interfere in goal scoring?Isn't that the rule?
>>155496438Scouse, not English
>>155496435Understandable
>>155496372they weren't part of the play (even though one of them definitely interfered)
Score a goal you straya cunts
>>155496478australia? more like ausfailia
>>155496478Your country is next US is about to make them into iraq
>>155496500based, is slots gone yet?
>>155496484fuck me how'd i get that so wrong
>>155496431we have many more points/"goals" in a game, one shitty call from our refs is far less impact than it is in soccer where most games end 0-0, 0-1 or 1-1hockey is the same, it's basically soccer but good but it's higher scoring so a shitty call is not as bad
>>155496332Fak off back to Jersey
>>155496454You only have yourself to blame for watching American national team. You gotta watch the Germans tomorrow
THE BLENDER ANIMATION HAS SPOKEN
Pack it up kiwis are trash
>>155494875how do you think they look?
>>155495848I think it works like:On your team's side of the field, 2nd to last man before goal line is drawing an imaginary straight line parallel to goal line.Opposing team players cannot play a ball, if when the play began (start of a pass) they were behind that 2nd to last man.Rule basically prevents teams from just posting a guy by the goal and trying to hoof passes at him.
>>155496342anon if offsides wasnt a rule the game would totally fall apart, it is a necessary rule for how the game works lmao
>>155496500I used to leave in speke and no one actually thinks this its a meme. Guarantee youre a southerner larping
norge commentators laughing at balogun for being tiny
>>155496478Honestly we're not even good, Aus is just that bad. We're gonna get fried post-group stage
>>155496435Yet not a single anon ITT can explain why its offside
>>155496431This is a bit but you're not wrong. It's gotten really bad in handegg to the point where any time something interesting happens most fans look for a flag.
How are we so sure these amerilards aren't on something?
>>155495212You dont know Tyrone Nigson and Daquan Jameel? Are you living under a rock anon?
>entire US strategy is keeping pressure>'straya does nothing and takes it like a bitchare they retarded?
>antipodean soccer
>>155496618>kiwisoh, them are fighting words
>>155496556A month ago la. We Iraola nao.>>155496660I live in Huyton and not it isn't
>>155496666one of the team mate was off side and interfered in front of the GK
>>155496707seethe
>>155496586>germany vs ivory coastwhy is your group so dogshit lmaoyou're gonna end up with like a 20 GD
which team cares less?
>>155496715I'm so disappointed. It's another Raygun situation. Wtf is going on with you, mates?
>>155496751Judging from this game they no fight anyway
man that own goal hurts. really hope the socceroos make an insane LUK comeback.
>>155496700They have an Argentinian manager. He'd never allow cheating.
>>155496431>everything is reviewed>reviews get announced>basically 4 quarters with hydration breaksHandeggification of soccer is almost complete
>>155496757>huytonBasically st.helens not scouse. Sound like johnny vegas
Not looking good guys
>>155496707how many rapes was that? 250k? in response your government made you dox yourself to use twitter kek
>>155496661Was heightmogging Iraq not enough for you?
>>155496545>The mangy dog bites a squirrel and now fancies himself a wolfalso check'em
>>155496660Hes definitely from northern ireland. 4chan fucked up and gave the northern irish english flags and theyre using that to troll now
>>155496910ACK!
>>155496919Stevie was born and raised 15 minutes from where I live
>>155496900Doesn't your H1B expire soon Rajesh?
>>155496900:(
>>155496900kekWe went from "Argentinians are savages, this is too unhinged" to everyone using it.
>>155496819Its gonna be beautiful football at least and an improvement to this piece of dogshit
>>155496821>reviews get announcedthis one actually was quite welcome, people are getting sick of var and the ref just decide shit without ever telling anybody what's going on
>>155496933no
>>155496666That's because it wasn't offside
>>155496900this isn't comfy...
>>155495951>t. Angry meximutt angry because his girl got fucked by a man of the chad countries and now hates the entire game because he’s a cuck
>>155497086Post clips of mutts getting cucked by Eurochads
>>155494792>Haiti ties Brazil 3-3Not if perriot starts over nazon
>>155496900
>>155496955czech'dshit, wrong match
>>155496900Back in my days you fags would hand draw these on mspaint. Even a shitty wojak edit would be better, this ai slop shit is soulless
>>155496493>but not involved[x] Doubt
>>155496931Ahem...
Soccer offside rules are too complicated. Lacrosse does it best.
>>155496796You aren't allowed to argue with those digits
>>155497086i'm white with blue eyeswhat part of latin america are you from hombre?
anybody know why they switch up the hour for today games?threw me off a bit
>>155496715An intense high press is nearly infallible when there is a significant difference in physicality. The three possible responses are>matching their physical intensityAustralia can't.>outskill them and break through the lines with passes and dribblingAustralia can't.>wait until they get tiredThe US seemingly never do.
>>155496660This, I've met loads of scousers and they all cheered for England >They're all fockin wools mateThe ones I asked were from Bootle and Vauxhall
>>155496666Say Paco runs across the border and the border guards chase after him...While they're busy pursuing Paco, Pablo crosses. Paco, however, is a member of the cartel and thinks Mexico is a paradise so he runs back across the border. But it's too late for the border guards because Paco distracted them for long enough to let Pablo make it all the way to San Antonio
>>155496493>>155496524I don't understand how they weren't part of the play? Their very presence is impacting the decisions of the goalkeeper and others
>>155497226based oldfag. no effort required to properly shitpost anymore. just tell the computer to do it.
important german news
>>155497335it is one of those 50/50 call, i saw it got called off in europe before, just advantage of being host
>>155496666
>>155497399describe their smell.
>>155497399ive seen it and i clinched my asshole so bad you have no idea.
>>155497335they absolutely were part of the play in this case. i don't agree with the call
>Pochettino>Fat>lll fitting shirt>Scruffy homeless looking hair>"He's looking great!"Are the BBC clowns getting paid say he looks good?
>>155497438SSRIs and vape smoke
>>155497338i dread to think that some of the faggots on this board dont even come up with their own post and use chatgpt for it
>>155497335Play in this case just means touching the ball. When the passer kicked the ball forward, the player who scored was on-side. The deflection from the defender doesn't factor in. The 'play' is one player passing it to his teammate
>>155497438Acid
>GM owns Chevy> both make separate truck lines
anybody know the name of the scot commentator on the bbc stream?
>>1554974642bf that's a high 7/10 in America
Sex with eilidh barbour
>>155497438Tobacco, weed, club mate
>>155497335His presence wasn't impacting shit. From the moment the keeper gets up off his arse, the offside player doesn't even enter his line of vision. His eyes are on the ball and he rushes for it but gets beaten by the onside scorer. Offside player doesn't impede his movement ever as he doesn't even get particularly close until it's already too late.
>>155497266I wonder if they'll be able to change tactic when they inevitably face a stronger team
>>155497637lol lmao
>>155496900kek
>empty stadium in bostondamn i thought they would let people come in early, it is only 2 hours away
this is not very /comfy/
>>155497399I would fuck almost all of them and you're low test if you wouldn't.
>>155497296But pablo was actually behind the border guards when paco passed him the brick of fent. Onside.
>>155497226We got ai no meu tio do whatsapp
>>155496955>69 and dubschecked
have scotland ever make it to knockout or further?
>>155497870Say it again in inglish Pablo
>>155497614Corr
I feel retarded, what the fuck are the US doing at the kickoff?
Australia sending in the ngubus
>>155498145 its the new meta. get the ball as far into the opponents half as possible, and pressure them from there.
>>155498282could have happened in-gamethat'd be worse
>>155498282we all knew the guy is made of glass, it probably only got worse since he got older
What the FUCK Australia isn't even trying
>>155498266I'm going to blame analytics nerds for this.
>>155498466My guess is that they're banking on a draw against Paraguay.
>have 3 defenders back>none of them picks up the sole attacker staying up frontWhat is this strategy called?
>2-0 down>still playing 5 at the backwell this game is over
>>155498577yeah its fucking gay. one man kick offs were bad enough already
>>155498466They are but they’re fucking ass
>>155498466>people hyped up turkey>aussie beat them that mean australia must be decent>turn out it is just shitter vs shittest
>>155498466See >>155493382
>>155498577Blame Klopp for popularising gegenpressing and Luis Enrique for the kick-off.
Csn someonr tell me who these wog celebrities are?
Tahoma-san…
england would beat both these teams
The Aussies don't have enough wogs. The ratio is 7 speedy wogs to 4 white to keep them in check.
>>155498904We’re gonna fuck you up.
>>155498859Most of them are Seattle handegg players.
>5yd grass stripes>quarters>var>refs tannoy announcementswhat else has been americanised?
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>>155498761Easier to blame nerds, they've already ruined almost every US sport, easy to blame them for ruining this one too.
>thread finally gets comfy>sluprfest startsnyoo...
American fans are getting spoiled with these group stage matches but imagine when they get curb-stomped by a team like France or Germany they'll probably never watch another soccer game again
>>155498970Current US team would have had a chance against Southgate, but current England? lol no
>>155498650Can't ruin the goal difference too much.We could be in real trouble if Turkey flogs Paraguay and then beats USA.
>>155499210Keep underestimating us, pussy bitch.
>>155499061Nerds ruined football by inventing the nu-winger.>receive the ball up in the opposition's half>shake his foot>twerk in front of the fullback>pass the ball back to the midfielders>half a million pounds per week
>>155499255This is comfy fred. Calmse señor
>>155498995I wish teams had cheerleaders
Sex with petite lines woman
>>155499225i mean i kinda figured that was the reason but it's still annoying to see teams just give up when there's still 45 minutes left to play
WE FUCKING SUCK
>>155499418Already a thing in /zucão/. Botafogo and the northern teams have them. Also CP in England for some reason.
>kiwidives
embarrassing counter...
>>155499225I dont think turkey gonna do much vs paraguay, they probably take that 4-1 beating serious and shore up their gamei think you only need to draw against them last day and be ok
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>>155499225I understand that but I think it's a bad call considering how the first half went
>>155499627We need to win assuming Turkey beats USA, which is very likely.
It's sad to see Australia. Even when they get a few passes right and try to explore the space between the American lines, they just don't have the pace to do it. America regroups faster than Australia can advance.
>>155499537Big CP fan?
US look disinterested. Need to make some subs that want to put their name on the game.
Powerade time!
>>155499537>CP in EnglandOi...
