since our moderators are illiterate.
>>155491714Did they really stick the wrong fucking thread???
Australia look like shit how did they beat turkayaya
anti-american retarded ass jannies
sticky status?
>>155491786Last time they went fully American, someone got reported to the MSIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL ANOTHER OWN GOAL
>>155491714Finally ty Op
>>155491714This is the most blatant display of incompetence by a jannie in the history of this shithole
>>155491826In my pants lolololololololol
USA USA USA USA USA USA
Socceroo bros??!?!??!
they parking the bus against USA kek
God bless America. Thanks Aussie for the assist
How come one of the biggest anti usa shitholes in usa has the best atmosphere?
Hate it when they say "the defender is unlucky" by default, it's like he didn't even consider that the ball might come across.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>own goal
>>155492081backfired lol
GODS OF CIVILIZATION GODS OF CIVILIZATION WORLD SUPERPOWERWORLD MEGAPOWERUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Own goal now tied with Balogun as the US leading scorer
>we lost to these retards
First goal against Paraguay was also Owen Goal
>>155492177They reject America so they embrace the non-American sport
>>155491826It’s
>>155492429Coming
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>155492500In the air tonight.
>>155491762It’s because they’re all Americans and don’t care about Football
>>155492613we care.https://voca.ro/1hHFuwVFSyXsAlbum: WORLD CUP 2026Song: USA vs Australia (pregame slurpfest)[LYRICS]>Australian women slurpo on me peepee>they love my accent>and they are kinky>UH OH STINKY>IT'S TIME FOR THE FUCKING HYDRATION BREAK>POWERED BY POWERADEAND AIDS>kino and soul out here in Seattleburgers and bruce->locked in uncaring battle>kino and soul out here in Seattleburgers and bruce->locked in uncaring battle
is this the real comfy thread lads? I feel comfy... but i've been tricked before..
>>155492543Fuck USA
I am joining good food. Anybody got a replay? Onlylive ticker for me.
We just suck to watch, this is going to be a painful slurper>>155492882I think so it's going to be my thread yeah
>>155492973there are webms in the sticky
>big yellow mass inside the boxyup, they're going to lose
>>155493110>>155493023fuck stickies
>>155493110Also tranime, CP and spamming
>>155492973
>>155493110Yeah, combing through them right now. But preferred to ask in the comfy first to avoid the sticky. Pretty pls?
insane thread failure holy shit
Is he there today?
>>155493655isnt that the kirk guy that got killed?
>>155491714>Oh look, it's 100% monkey niggers in literal clowns costumes vs like 80% white anglo chadsRooting for Australia, just sad if they lose this.Donald J. Trump would understand.
I present to you a song from Australians about Australians visiting America.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
>>155493522not really, this is peak comfy.
at what is australia playing?cheeky tie in the end?what the fuck
>>155494115i meant in general. turning the comfy into a sticky and now nobody is comfy and we got 4 comfy threads.
>>155492548It's just like me
>>155494018>>>/pol/
>>155493816No, this is that John Oliver guy.He is that jewish guy they have.The other nigger I can name, Whoopi Goldberg.
>>155494255Wtf is this real?
>>155494203well, jannys put in as much effort as they're paid for
>>155494171Trying to pick up their spaghetti but it keeps slipping out of their hands. Might be able to execute a game plan in the 2nd half
>>155494239You gotta admit, the contrast is hilarious, though!They look like such clowns! All of them SUPER GOOFY looking lanky NIGGERMUTTS too full of themselves and with that clothing they all just look like Temu Tingle Tangle Bob.While the Australians are all white chads with undercuts.Hilarious contrast.I liked when the Australian guy put his hands in the niggers face. And the nigger explodes.And the U.S. trainer is clumsy.The mannerisms of the niggers are weird, they are way too full of themselves.It's very whack overall.If the niggermonkeys win this, I call rigged game.There is NO WAY Donald J. Trump approves of this funny clown team. LMAOBY THE WAY FUCK IRANTHEY NEED TO GET PROPERLY BOMBED LIKE COME ONWHY EVEN GIVE THEM A DEALI DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GASBOMB THEM TO SHREDSNOW this is /pol/ you HAPPY?
>>155491762I actually laughed when they did
>>155494686>>>/pol/
>>155494278Yes!! They also have this gray haired old guy, he is SUPER LEFTIST and against DONALD JAY TRUMP!!!I think he was very bad.He was the other jewish Democrat guy.His name goes by AMY SCHUMER!!!
>>155492177Soccer is seen as a Democrat sport
>>155494766>>>/pol/
Australia wtf he was never going to reach that
>>155494843I heard he also wears glasses, too, I thinked.
>>155495000>>>/pol/
>>155494766Go away
not gonna lie, these Aussies kinda suck
Has either side had a shot on target yet excluding the OG cant remember one
>>155494805That explains EVERYTHING.AMY SCHUMER must be behind all of this.He and the Simpsons guys, clearly.The Tingle Tangle Bob reference is blatant.
>>155495078ALL OF YOUR SOCCER TEAM MEMBERSLOOK LIKETEMU TINGLE TANGLE BOBSRSLYWHAT THE FUCKIS WRONG WITH YOU DIP SHITS
Just realized America is cheating>Argentina coach>Pacy Africans>Slavic strikers>White guy goalie>South American wing>European midfielders
GOALLLLLLLL USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
MAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFAMAFIA FIFA>MAFIA FIFA
>>155495141they're more a sister raping country, when it comes to sport
US is actually gonna win the world cup lmao
usa team is not bad, they will win at least their first playoff game
This is gonna end 5-0 lmao
Australia are very, very meh.
>>155496019fuck off suomi, they're playing nobodies the minute they go up against a decent euro/s.american team, they're dust
Australia is so bad they score on themselves.
>>155496168they already went up against a team that was a priori a decent south american team
Reading the other comfy/sticky thread there is massive amounts of butthurt about 'merica.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vWNauaZAgg
Each Australia goal is worth 4 goalsSince they've scored 0 - that's technically worth 3 goals as each goal is worth 1, and we'd round 0 up to 1So they are actually winning 3-2... impressive!
what a funny match,australia just refuses to try something,even dr congo was more brave
Australia sucks, but I'm getting flashbacks from 2002
>>155496168You're a nobody
>>155491714>Offside offenses involving blocking defenders include:Interfering with an opponent: Making an obvious action or movement that clearly impacts an opponent’s ability to play the ball.Obstructing movement: Physically preventing a defender from running towards, challenging, or playing the ball.Doesn't this rule apply? The aus defender was blocked by offside US players
Mind you Pulisic the LeBron James of soccer isn’t playing And Pepi has been for the most part anonymous
America are just better than us. A-League class players cannot handle Pochettino pressing.Doesn't help that our clown coach benched our two goalscorers against Turkey in favour of a 35 year old A-League winger. Need all the pace on the counter we can get but its too Kate now.
I love Mike Myers bros
>>155496793Home decision, can't really do anything about it. If USA did this against Argentina or France it might be a different story though.
>>155493451Hilarious. Thanks for providing that.
It all went wrong when turncoat Italians who couldn't make their national team joined ours.
>>155496793Defender was not in the play and he would have still had to have gone through freeman The play was firmly between freeman and the keeper
idk how far we will go but god it is nice having a team that doesn't make scoring 1 single goal feel like climbing mount everest as has been the case in every world cup I can remember
>>155492882What flag is this? On mobile so can't see
basically, we're winning the whole tournament
>>155496971lmao you should see this one
>>155497036It's going to be interesting to see just how far the refs will take it to push US through lmao
what’s the halftime snack of choice in your cuntry?
>>155497072There be dragons
>>155493451funny shit but I'm glad I just came home and missed the whole first half
>>155497129bitburger
>>155497036F1 CGI tyre looking shit
>>155497129monster energy and 3 hotdogs
>>155492385>>155494805Extremely based.
>>155497099lmaodidn't even notice this live because I was glued on the ball
>>155497129I'm having an apple (Minnesota Honeycrisp, of course)
USA USA USA
Guy was bribed to score an own goal and then a refball offside steal. We all knew the US was going to play dirty this tournament but this is too much.
lol Lalas seems to think that the US has already won when there's still one more half to gois he allowed to say shit like that?
>jozy altidore sounds so spanish
pulisic has negative swag make freeman the team mascot
>>155497129some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza
>>155497312he's so retarded and annoying that it comes full circle to being kind of based
>>155497295god what a braphog i want her to sit on my face after a long sweaty day at the beach
>>155497312I've watched multiple american and bong analyst teams and commentators now this world cup.every single one talks about the game like it's over at 2+ goals diff even if there's like 30 minutes left
>>155496168no i dont think so. there are plenty of weaker euro teams than usa
>>155497312he's always been a gigantic faggot
>>155497312He was hired precisely to say shit like this. I sort of appreciate his slight ragebaiting
i could beat either of these teams in fifa ‘09
>>155496987Its amazing how much a difference not have a team full of lead feet makes.
>these 'murican truck adsWhy do you lads buy such monstrosities? Really fucking curious
>>155497312>(((lalas)))
>>155496912based
>>155497612so we can go to home depot and haul stuff home
>>155497612I don't know, man, I drive a Fiat 500
>>155497612because everybody else drive trucks and heavy suv's, so you will die on the road and highways if you drive small car. the careless karens just crash over your tiny toyota with their monster trucks
>>155497612Really couldn't tell you, there's a guy at my work with an F-150 and to the best of my knowledge he literally only commutes with it
>>155497612part of it is certain laws that basically only make giant monstrosities worth manufacturing, nobody can actually afford these things new most people go into disgusting amounts of debt to "own" one
>>155497295God bless America for making the healthiest third of its women chubby (another third morbidly obese and the last third anorexic).
>>155497612The red half of the country thinks it's gay to drive anything else
>>155497612It’s mostly just men with tiny peckers and closeted gay men with religious trauma
>>155497612i cant drive so it makes driving over curbs less consequential
>>155497675Based
>>155497612I live in the rural western US and own livestock.
>>155497675>>155497612I dont understand how you drive such small cars that you cant carry anything that you need to. Yes I would never buy a gas hungry pick up
>>155497728yeah it is illegal to make small pickups because of idiotic emissions regulations
>>155497612unironically i hate driving and im a fat 6'4 guy, the experience of being in a giant f-150 for the first time was like the first time ive ever felt positively about being in a vehicle.
>>155497758They're not wrong
these aussie faggots need to pick it the fuck upif we do too good people might actually care about soccer here
>>155497828it sucks because I just want a little older ranger to haul furniture and shit around but people are hanging onto them like precious jewels now that they aren't made like that anymore
>>155497826Hmmm, it's interesting. I'm pretty sure I told you to fuck off out of comfy and never return, tripcunt.
>>155497633He's Greek stupid
>>155497828>>155497894also its because of fucking tarriffs rule. >chicken tax
Cheers for the explanation lads. You do you. Hope 'straya comes into the game
>>155497832>im a fatWe could have guessed m9
>>155497894If you can find a used diesel one they're still good
>>155491714The USA is genuinely outplaying the Aussies who look like they can't keep up.
>>155496985Two players made a run for the ball to score, one was off with the defender behind him.That should count towards the participating in goal scoring clause.
USA bros, we comfy or what?
>A guy that I've seen in the Waitrose in Norwich is playing in the world cupGenuinely mad
Fingers crossed for this bracket
>>155497612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP9t2Iq_zQ8
>>155497144same. I was out having sex.
>>155498036yeah theyre nice cars but so overpriced now even if you can find one, you're better off just renting one from home depot for $30 if you actually need the bed
>>155498069for now yes, im pretty sure australia is a bunch of randoms on soccer though it could be an expected outcome idk
Jesus Christ yanks get better chants I beg you
>immediately hoof the ball to the opponent after kickoff
>>155497612Love my 2012 GMC 3500
>>155496806even /cric/ is having a go ausbros
These doos be floppin
Yooo theyre doing the nfl kickoff thing lmaoooooooo
>>155498181we never will it's just not in our culture to sing it have any sort of traditional creativity
>>155498181>Everybody clap your hands>clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
>>155497072Qing dynasty
I deserve an Anglo wife
CUS WE SUPPORT THE US THE US
is this the most dangerous lead?
>>155498197I see where you're coming from but it's been taken from rugby which I feel like Dychy would appreciate.
They celebrate finding touch from kick-off in soccer now
The Aussies deserve this humbling.
>>155498181needs more drums singing is for women
>>155498125You'll be playing Group F third place Japan or Netherlands tough game
I used to date a chubby mexican girl from seattle, that's my connection with the city.
3 minutes in and the US hasn’t scored another one?What kind of semen slurping is this???
>>155498197This is honestly baffling
>pulisic injured himself during practice
>>155498125Why do you seppos hate challenge? The world cup is about going against the best nations in the world and you only want to play scrubs
Why are the yanks just playing keep away ?
can someone explain to me at what australia is playing?the argie commentators are amused at this shit kek
>>155498415to bide time, they can afford being more defensive now
BAH GAWD ITS... ITS KANE!!!!!!!
>>155498407US playoff culture is hoping for the easiest path duh
>>155498181not gonna happen the coolest thing i've ever seen at a game was some college guys got a wave going
Will we see the infamous Turkish War Cry vs Paraguay?
>>155498407the only people who care about this sport in the US are semen slurping betas with no confidence or pridethats why the chants and culture are so manufactured and without any heart, its entirely astroturfed to try and make the sport more commercially viable
>clueless yanks acting like pulishit is a massive loss
>>155498295cant imagine why the kid is fucked up when his parents have no qualms about humiliating him online
water breaks remove depth from the game, you can just blitzball for 20 minutes knowing you've got a 5 minute water break coming up. This isn't football
>>155498181BUT we have the most recognizable, spammable chant ever ..... USA USA USA
>balogunwtf i thought negroes were fast
How the fuck do you miss that?!?!?!
these retards can’t pass. god forbid we play someone good like england
That was mercy he couldve scored if he wanted
>bungling bongs acting like pulisic isn't our best player
YOU GET A CORNER KICKAND YOU GET A CORNER KICKAND YOUUUU GET A CORNER KICK
Slurp game
That's like the third time a seppo has been grabbing the shirt of an Aussie, and the free kick went to the seppo.Is grabbing the other team's shirts allowed in this stupid game?
>>155498587Quiet retard, the breaks are clearly helping our lads.
These boys are racking up CTE points today
>>155498459This is probably their 4th most popular football code.
>>155498731It's allowed because >we're the main characters, Bruce.
Can't say I'm gutted Balogun chose South Canada over us He is piss
SEX WITH RODMAN'S DAUGHTER
>>155498295LMFAO, the kid is right and I'm not even an Amerifag. McDonald's is pure shit. Craft burger is better than any franchise.
>who doesn't want to be a part of this bandwagon right now? kek saying the quiet part out loud
How much of the US team is Ngubus and how much is real hood niggaz
>>155498774These aussies really don’t care about their brains
>>155498125need a us iran ro16 match in seattle(im going to the game)
Cutting to the crowd constantly like it’s the nba is so grim
back from 3 day vacation to say go USA
WHO
Actual genuine question to the Americans. Do you like watching football (soccer) now? I really enjoy it, but do you as well?
>>155498731They are playing the host nation What do you expect?
>>155498873real hood niggers would be beaten to near death for ever playing soccer in school
>>155498831Better than Kane
>>155498930he's just there so he won't get fined.
>>155498907>constantly whining
holy fuck that aussie is DEADGET THE AMBULANCE OUT HE FELL ON THE GROUND AHHHHH
Why do the US broadcasters care that much about showing celebrities
>antoneeanthony too boring, eh
>>155498731Why is that third world countries immediately go to victimhood when getting dominated. Its all you have left I guess when faced with an imposing force.
Aus playing very poorly compared to how they played vs kebabsThey can't play a perfect defensive game everytime so they should take more risks offensively
>>155498873I think only Balogun and he was an accident because his parents were going to the UK but didn't make it.
>>155498930Black USA sportsperson #3726
Why do they keep showing images of women looking at their phones?
Q for the USAiansIs anyone paying money allowed get into your stadiums' VIP boxes? Or do you need be someone/have some pull?
>>155498931Depends if we win
Y E R R O WERROW
>>155498873hood niggas would call soccer gay and make fun of eachother for playing it, they all play apehoop and maybe american football
>>155498930esto es tu padre cabron
>>155499022That's what we export
>>155499022Because if they show celebrities from other countries no one knows who they are
>>155499022People only care about people they recognise from insta . BTW UK F1 streams are just as bad
>>155498931i like watching international ball. wc, euros, and if the usa is in a tournament
We don't care, just to be clear.
>>155499022
>>155498940If a White nation was hosting, they would make sure it was fair.
BEAST MODE
>>155499117We don't care less
GIVE AUSTRALIA YOUR ENERGY RIGHT NOW!!!GIVE AUSTRALIA YOUR ENERGY RIGHT NOW!!!GIVE AUSTRALIA YOUR ENERGY RIGHT NOW!!!GIVE AUSTRALIA YOUR ENERGY RIGHT NOW!!!GIVE AUSTRALIA YOUR ENERGY RIGHT NOW!!!
>>155499065it's for the women looking at their phones at home
girls looking at their phones is more interesting than this moment to moment "action"
>>155499022Its fucking brutal. I don't know half of them and they keep lingering on them during active play while the announcers desperately try to get the camera back on the action
>>155499074im pretty sure you can just buy them, but they are laughably, ridiculously expensive in most cases. I got to go in one when I was a kid because my dad's company president invited us and it was basically all richfags hanging out there
>>155498930tasty steve
>>155499062>>155498985Nah I legit don't know who they are
why are aussies and angloids so whiny? just enjoy the game m8
>>155499074Probably a mix of both. People with money/pull and I’m sure some celebrities are getting invited to be there for free
Headed to Outback to celebrate this big win what should I get lads?
>>155499211BBCamericans duh
Holy shit Australia actually got in our box
>>155498487*Jerry Lawler shriek*
>>155499129oh, so it was him. he looked kinds...fat? only one i have recognized.
>>155499022because celebrity culture is unironically so big here that showing them off creates observable, legitimate impressions online that are worth adding into the calculus of a sports broadcast's budget.
>>155499246their getting in plenty of american girls boxes
I’m surprised. I thought this would be way closer.
>australia down 2-0 and time wasting with 10 guys behind the ball Just sad at this point
>>155499265Too much skittles I guess
>>155499211Marshawn Lynch, former running back of the Seattle Seahawks>>155499246phrasing.
>>155499074You can just pay for them. We got one for my buddy’s bachelor party a few years back.
trump and albanese should be at the game drinking diet cokes in a vip box. good diplomacy
>>155499265yeah he was never skinny but he's getting pretty fat now
cute lineswoman!
VAR SINSON'S OFFICEONE MOMENT PLEASE
>>155499301Look up the Brisbane riots
someone getting this cramping nigga a hydration break
>>155499263
GET OFF THE FACKIN PITCH YA OLD POOFTER
>>155499246Puking at the thought of getting in an American's box
>>155499335me too, I think ausfailia is way worse than what I expected
>>155499232Having lived in Britain for a time, they're just a miserable whiny people. Endless complaining, seldom doing. Every silver has a cloudy lining. Can't speak for the Aussies.
Why do Americans like their commercials and celebrity cameos so much?So many cutaways to literal who celebrities in this coverage.
FUUUUUUCK
>>155499413get in this bussy then
How many bongs until test cricket starts (real sport)
One of the worst matches so far. No flow whatsoever.
>>155498931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94sI like it when it's not tiki taka, so far it's been pretty action packed.
>>155499413Ok abbo
Ref can’t force you off for 1 minute if you get subbed off Kek
Come on socceroos do something.
>>155499450so double digit iqs know what they should like
PENAL
why are these Australian players so fragile?
>>155499183>>155499242I see.Here I guess even if you have the money to splurge, getting the tickets themselves is gatekept and undesirables mostly cannot get them.
>>155499510Kangaroos are legitimately terrifying animals
>>15549947811 bongs and 30 bings. We are getting raped by some kiwis
Why do the australia players keep taking naps on the ground?
era penal
USA USA USA USA USA
>>155499490yeah this is honestly painful to watch, I'm not impressed at all
This shit is extremely rigged for the Us to win
>>155499554>attributing IQ to celebrity knowledgeYep, you're definitely american.
time to spam throughballs
>rolling around like a faggotWe just saw someone break their leg and how it actually looks like. They need to start red carding these stupid desperate pussys
>>155499490the Canada match was great on /sp/ last night
fuck i need this sub girl
>>155499478Testosterone filled crickets fighting?
Australia is going to need three goals minimum, while not conceding any more goals, if they want a chance at this one.
Both these teams would get heemed by Uzbekistan
>>155499707>yellow fever
>>155499619Gay-Cox match saving partnership incoming
>>155498931I mean I watch Premier League sometimes if it's not too early
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING BOGANS DOING
>>155499490Its 100% because of dumb qualification system. Australia knows they can clinch 2nd place if they avoid losing by more than 2 so they are parking the bus and not trying to win at all
>>155499720Where can I watch this
>>155499692nice reading comprehension retard
>>155499707need to sniff her sweaty shorts
How does the soccer community feel about cheese curds?
>>155499389NEED a reffie gf
>>155499619So late for me >< _
>aussie finishingembarassing lads
>>155499759>>155499707She’s mexican
Weak NGL
>>155498931I stopped watching around 2017 due to incessant diving. Im a world cup tourist now.
>>155499246What have you done?
>>155499706Hell yeah. 6 goals, 2 reds, one broken leg. Based!
US goalie looking chuddy
good save
What's the lore behind these horrid looking yellow uniforms?
I'm tired from kicking the ball lads. Time to sit down on the field a little bit
>>155499810great lakes states are great. and spotted cow
Imagine how much these Aussie faggots are going to cry after this game. They are the worst
>>155499897based desu
aussie divers
>>155499869Omg are you mad? Lmao
>>155499795We already know you're an american idiot
>>155499706Yeah honestly surprised how well Canadians did this year
Eat shit AustraliaYOU LOST TRANNIESMAGA
>>155499873Any webms?
>>155499834good I want to create little mestizo mutts with her
>>155499892Poor dental hygiene
>rigging against Australia
I'm not comfy with the match being rigged for us
>>155499892They like that ugly yellow , purple and a weird green alot
The name balogun kept activating my almonds this match and I didn't realize why until now
>>155499810great
USA are great hosts even if I don't like water breaks, thank you Ameribros
>faggots on spee rating Australia These clowns are complete dog shit. Their strategy is now flop around near the penalty box and that’s about all they got. Holy free win
>>155499982You were already asleep, weren't you
Can these slurpers just fucking score a goal already.
H Y D R A T E
How do I pick an EPL team to root for mates?
Aussies are starting to get upset Get Dest off we can’t afford for him to be murdered
>>155498931World Cup is fun for novelty sake. Anyone who watches MLS is usually a contrarian LARPing as a euro that hates the big 4 american sports.
Get on your knees Australia, it's time to hydrate
>>155500003it's not rigged, aussies just did shit
>Hydration breakAs an American, I'm embarrassed
>>155498459"Soccer" is not even the 3rd most popular football code played in Australia. That would be rugby union. The 2 most popular football codes and sports in Australia are rugby league (NRL) and Australia codes football (AFL). Now you have an idea of the state of football in there.
>>155500054But they got completely dominated and had 29% possession and won while playing the ugliest most pathetic soccer ever which is a good thing
>>155500061they're 'avin a laugh
>>155499999>>155500000
this eddie kickin in i need a water break
>>155500057Im 33 gimmie a break
>>155499706I wish I had stopped there and not suffered through MX-SK
>>155500176Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>>155499810Don't think I've ever tried that kind of cheese, but I like most cheeses
>cuck break
>>155500054>american>is retarded
>>155500080Just watch some games and the team will pick you.
>get a good lead>stall out the game and pass around to run the clock down with a leadthis is the only thing i dislike about this sport, very dishonest desu
>Hydration breakPerfect time to remind Americans that your coffee sucks
>>155497099Oh man, the goalie is playing 1 vs 21.
>>155499606
>>155491714Why are you all saying it's rigged?, I was taking a showerWhat happened
>>155500264I don't drink the brown jew so I do not care
>>155500245The 2nd half of every single game is unbearable. No matter how exciting the first half is.
>>155500264NOT MY HECKIN THIRD WAVE COFFERINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>155500051The media and everyone made it seem like it would be a diaster. The stadiums look fantastic and even the shit matches are jam packed
So who will win this rigged cup this time ?
>>155499892Aussies get this colour they use in sports from their national flower.
FUCK vegemite
>>155500003Are you the seething chicano with the USA flag?
seattle is such a shithole the entire place become grid-locked traffic during each of these world cup games.
>>155499984Katia garcia, hit her on ig
>>155500334just seething because we're bullying them
>>155500245you don't dislike the cum guzzlers flopping around on the ground every 2 seconds?
>>155500245Every sport with a clock does that, are you only a baseball fan?
>burger and freeman scored for US on juneteenthyou can't make this shit up
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>155500054Don't jinx our shit, we've got a thing going
>>155500245What are you talking about? Your national sport gridiron is literally the time wasting sport.You think something like "taking the knee" happens in any other sport?
>>155500334They just can’t handle all this CUM
>>155500245and then in NFL theres games like this
oh shit this is the real comfy, no wonder that other thread is such dogshit
>>155500334Literally nothing happened. Australians are flopping on the ground like SA players and crying because they are pathetic losers with a sad loser mentality that blames others for the fact that they are bad at soccer. SAD!
>Vegemite Free ZoneVegemite is like Beef Bullion paste. You're only supposed to use a little bit at a time.
>>155500308haters will say it's ai
>>155500371Belgium
VEGEMITEFREE ZONE
>>155500418baloGUN next.
>>155497100>>155500264Flat whites are wife material not coffee
>>155500264As much as I love Aussie coffee culture, it's ludicrous to say we have bad coffee
>>155500391hell ya bro pass me dat sheeeiiiit
Do those sprinklers stay on the field the whole time or do they lift them them up after hydration break?
pros of an afro: cushion for head bonkingcons of an afro: weird headers and aerodynamics
Why does vegemite taste like marmite that has spoiled
>>155500367Almost like the entirety of international media is funded by people who seek to make the US look as bad as humanly possible. Its also the third world mentality where they think nobody can afford $400 tickets because they are poor. I went to a random game for the experience and it was epic
I come from a land down under.....
>>155500444the jannies really fucked up this one. probably because it's the US and a big one here. faggots. i probably will wait until the next US game to make a song.
>>155500544wtf are you silly sounding niggas eating tho fr
>>155500433>>155500411its not nearly as bad in other sports
>>155500481It's meant for cattle
>>155500391Neat!
Between this and mr brightside it seems the strategy to stop hydration boos is to play some bangers the fans can’t help but sing along
>>155498487When I'm in bed at night I imagine the wrestler Kane walking through the crowded streets of India and just grabbing Jeets by the neck and chokeslamming them or Tombstone Piledriving their heads into the concrete or hitting them with that throat punch thing he does. Sometimes I imagine him drowning a Jeet in some street food slop. Sometimes I imagine him lifting a motorcycle over his head and crashing it down into a crowd of Jeets killing them. It lulls me to sleep.
>>155500544Poor mans marmite innit
>>155500514You're not wrong
>>155500534they are in the field and pop out
JUSS HOOF IT CUNTsome Australian probably
THIS IS A VEGEMITE FREE ZONE!
>>155500622Pork scratchings with some Marmite, a picked onion and English mustard CORRRR
>>155500660You been eating cheese before bed?
For me, it's Pulisneed
>>155500592
>>155500051Why would the innkeeper be having the drink?Unless it is his expression as he passes it to you?
Bring on Scotland v Morocco, this is getting tedious.
These aussies seem upset
I thought these countries were friends
>woke up to piss>checked the scorewell guess me go back to sleepsee ya all cunts
US kit is objectively worse looking than AUS
>>155500620Jannies did it before tho. One might say they are.. incompetent
>>155500344>The 2nd half of every single game is unbearable. >4-1
>>155500759this ytboi be eating cheese and sheeit
Aussies cant behave, lets keep this football match clean please
>I start watching>it immediately turns into a slurper maybe next world cup I'll try again
>>155500542What if there was a guy with a head like this and he ran around with the ball in it
>>155500819I like it
>>155500435SLUUUUUURP>>155500445Thank you for your attention on this matter-Presudent Zayu F. An
i didnt watch much of the aus vs turkey game since that game was late, how the hell did they win?was turkey that shit?
>>155500759Australia could play for another half and not score
THAT HIT THE USA ARM. OUTSIDE OF THE BODY SILHOUETTE.ERA PENALTY, NO?
RIGGI
>>155500819yeah i hope their other jersey looks better
>>155500819We need to bring back the FREEDOM kit
if australia just score 2 goals, I think they might be back on level terms
>>155500946OUR STADIUMOUR RULES USASA
>>155500969interesting if true
See, this is what happens when you don't card FOUR FOULS. They make a fifth one and it gets more serious.
>>155500905goalie had a good matchyou could argue both us goals this game are flukes, even if they've been the better teamturkey was shit though, obviously
I hate grassflop I'm only tuned in to test out my new tv. Povertykick doesn't really benefit from 4k the camera angles are always wide and nothing happens so hardly any closeups. The ai smoothing is nice because it eliminates the ghosting of the ball. Ice Fight would benefit more from that though because the puck is moving a lot more and faster. I just switched to the US Open 4k coverage and it actually benefits from the 4k even on this ugly ass course. UFL still reigns supreme for the prettiest broadcast I've seen on my new tv. Also, why are the australians so fucking gay and faking injuries every 30 seconds?
oh no, another deceased australian!
>>155500946Desperate
>>155500969Thanks Micheal
What an awful dive.
>>155500969Citation needed
i thought aussies were supposed to be based, what the fuck is this shit
>>155500905They played a perfect defensive game and were extremely efficient in attackToday they didn't play as wellIMO they should have attacked more vs US
Holy shit ozzies really resorting to acting to try to win
LMAO AUSTRALIA FLOPPING OFF THE BALL NOWthis is getting sad
>>155498931Not really. It’s just insanely boring. WC is ok because it’s a spectacle.
kek aussies lost the moral battle on that dive
>>155500946cope
>>155500905turkey have long considered themselves 'the dark horse' but they have no idea what that means
>>155500969imo they'll need a third to pull of a victory
>>155500969>if australia just scoreI'm gonna stop you there.
>>155500969You know this is actually Michael Owen too because of the flag
biggest rig since 2002
>>155501042You're laughing, an australian just died and you're laughing.
>more rolling around hiding face with hand memePoor things. Playing the game is not an option when you're this fucking horrible.
There's a realistic chance that the burgers win the cup now that BR and the Euro teams are ass.>us>france>argentina
AUS trying to draw the red lmaobased as fuck underganded tactics
I thought Australians were tough why are they flopping and rolling around lmao
>>155501039tfw I legitimately can't tell the difference between a 4k, and 8k, and a 1080p television.
>>155500946
>>155501065truly a ludicrous display
>>155500969I think they're gonna keep kicking into the stands actually
>like it or not [diving and begging to the refs] is part of the gamethis is really just shit hockey in every way
>>155491714You know the wacky Aussie stereotype? It was born sometime during the 80s I think, in movies like Mad Max or Crocodile Dundee. I honestly believe that the entire country doesn't even have any meaningful identity, just this
>>155501160Their actual tough guys play AFL or Rugby. Soccer is a third rate sport there.
>>155501160That guy names is Italiano. Not very Aussie.
>>155500969based commentator
Americans looking tired. Can only keep up Pochettino pressing for a half before crumbling.They are lucky our attack is very average.
Cop on the pitch has a gun. Noice
POWER PLAYwe /hoc/ now
So much whining and bitching by everyone
>>155501203Defense wins championships bro
>>155501163you have to turn them on
>>155501163it depends on the hardware first, if it cant support more than 1080p then it doesnt matter if the video is in 4k or 8k
>>155500772a real american would know that a mcdonalds burger is inedible after 30 minutes
>>155501238hockey doesn't have blooters
>>155501238yeah, they should put line changes in soccer and let guys throw a few swings when things get heated
>>155501032>turkey was shit though, obviouslyNo they weren'tThey were very goodYou're downplaying Australia's perfect performance that matchIt wasn't just the keeper
>HEY mambo, mambo Italiano
>>155501284I was talking about the seppos shooting thirty yards above the goal
>do nothing all game and get dominated>decide to start rolling on the floor playing victim>start crafting narrative that the game was stolen from you>??????>profitHow pathetic are these people lol. Very third world shenanigans
>>155501269bet he's itching to just start unloading on the aussie crowd i know i would be
>>155501268I think it's more like they already think they've won and decided to rest for the reminder of the match. Which they should get punished for.
>>155501277
>>155501163Get a proper 4k oled
i mean im glad the US wins but man this game has been kinda meh, autralis didnt come to play at all
>>155501312blooters are random shit shots that make it in, right? that absolutely can happen in hockeyand the higher scoring (but not too high) aspect of hockey makes it inherently superior because a shitty call doesn't make or break the game nearly as much as it does in soccer
I did research. So they had to just beat indonesia and china to qualify. Wow big. Theres too many shit teams in this. Wasting time.
>>155501367>american>is an idiot
CAM ON BRUCE
>>155501380They're going to pay for it soon if the 'strayans stop rolling on the ground for a free kek instead of trying to score.
>>155501238there's an intangible aspect to international soccer that sets it apart, it has some truly kino moments
>>155501311The fries are the time-sensitive item, not the burgers
>>155501163TV is a scam
>One of these teams are making it to the knockout stagesYeah I'm thinking they're gonna get BTFO by the first real team they face. Even Doctor Congo looked better on the attack.
>>155501039No one is reading whatever American shit you spouted there (stopped at "grassflop").
>>155500398>"us">nooo you're chicanofucking retard
Flopstralia
Why are Australians so short?
>>1555014341st half was good, but i'm guessing the half time glizzies weren't very good as the second half has been a snoozefestimagine paying $100,000 to watch this. i could never be american.
>>155501311They're always inedible.
>>155501437it used to be worse, they only had to play fucking new zealand and some other islands in the oceania
..............
>>155501470There are no real teams anymore, Europe got gigaraped by the ngubus and midslams
did he died.
They're so shit
>swing and a missAustralia's giant nigga was picked for his height alone, wasn't he
Can only knock those in when it's for an own goal desu.
>>155501456that's just repressed nationalism because nukes took away the ability to have actual warfare for 99% of the world so we haven't gotten our hatreds out via war and rape in 80 years (a new record for the human species)our european ancestors used to mass slaughter and rape each other every 30-80 years over some small thing like white people not wanting to be slaves to the vatican
crikey mates
>American and Australian both go down and start screaming for a foulIt's just part of the sport, isn't it? It's a feature not a bug.
I feel bad for that kid in the hat watching. Do something strayans, pls.
The absolute fucking state.
>>155501593probably not for the brains
>Americans behaving like sore losers even when they're winningIts not our fault you shitters can't keep it up for a full game
>>155501568and back then they had the support of a royal navy gun boat willing to genocide the population of the pacific islands if they started trying any fancy shit as well
did just two aussies miss the ball?
>>155501470>tranime>mad about america and aussieswhat part of latin america are you from hombre?
>>155501434>autralis didnt come to play at allI know this might be shocking but they just aren't good. Australia are doing their best but it doesn't go past that.
just playing like total shit now are we
free kick
You lot have had 2 shots on target despite having 80% possession. You're more boring to watch than Spain at this point.
>>155501039I would argue just like with other things the switch from 4:3 to 16:9 made things look boringOf course the switch from no blur CRTs to sample and hold LCDs also affected the way cameramen shot things significantly too
>>155501670America recruited ngubus, Australia recruited Italians.Was bound to happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeoLuv me ozzie bands, simple as.
They’re going to add 10 minutes aren’t they?
why is anyone even surprised Australia was always complete shit
so is the US really winning all three group stage matches?has that ever been done before?
this is like watching women play lmfao
What's the problem with this Spanish commentator? He keeps calling that one Australian guy "Italiano." How would he like it if they started calling the french players africans?
3 points to wigan
>>155501593Prison Peter Croucj
>>155501718they lost a war against an army of 6 foot chickensof course football was an emu too far
>>155501436>random shit shotsnot at all. it's a shot struck with insane force, struck so cleanly, often off a volley, that the keeper has no chance at. there is no equivalent in hockey because of the size of the rink, the net, and the space the goalie takes up
>>155501638>over some small thing like white people not wanting to be slaves to the vaticanIt's been 378 years, it's time to move on.
>>155501805but they won against the turks
FIGHT
fight fight fight!the way things are going this cup we might get to see a heem before it's over
>>155501638you have to be 18 to post here bud
T-triple yellow.
What a bunch of overly dramatic fags
lots of 'you cunt' being said
Can they just play FUCK they’re going to add so much time
kek, all this hugging
>we could have potentially had Palestine insteadThe amount of media seethe we could have had instead of aussie shit posting in the penalty box
>>155501065Learned it from the ITALIANS
Aussies, why your guys chimp out?
>>155501901a flukethey've been shit forever
>>155498930Right is Marshawn Lynch I think but who is the guy on the Left?
>>155501238>like it or not [diving and begging to the refs] is part of the gameOnly zoomies say this, because they suck FIFA/UEFA dick for free
oh ffs
>>155501943Kek wtf is going on here
>>155501829>His last name is actually "Italiano">Doesn't play for ItalyWhat a weird case. Are there any others like this? I know that one Spanish guy is named Le Normand.
>>155501972how close did Israel get?
>>155501935stunting on circumcised yankcels with a thick intact aussie cockbased
>>155501996Americans are just time wasting because ozzies actually had momentum
absolute shit show
>>155498931No. It's boring. I like dabbing on other countries but it's still boring
this is one of the worst games so far even the mexican game from last night looks coherent in hindsight
>>155501163resolution doesn't matter much except for allowing bigger screen sizes. I feel dumb for not going to 77'' because I didn't think it would fit with my 2 tv setup, but in another 10 years I'll do that. The real benefit is HDR and again that isn't a big deal unless it supports 10+ or dolby vision, and so far I haven't seen any sports broadcasts that supports it. Nothing has topped a decade ago on my old tv the directv masters broadcasts that required a dedicated satellite box working in tandem with broadband or better. That shit looked like a 4k bluray, but then everything switched to streaming so top tier sports broadcasts have actually regressed.
>>155501737I was just surprised due to them winning vs turkey, admittedly i didnt watch that game and there was the hype of turkey coming back to the wc
>>155501996Compensation for less chimps on the field
>>155501964shit they headbutted each other and took a 5 minute nap. Waste another 5 minutes on a offsides replace. Smoke break. And they still only added 7 minutes to the first half.
Just got home from the pub what have I missed? Have Australia been anywhere near in this game?
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>>155502068we've been learning tricks from the epl
>>155501943I'm not familiar enough with divegrass rules to understand this
>>155502131It's 1-1 if you count the own goal
>>155501801>Highway to HellI see your offer but may I interest you in the following.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkF3oxziUI4
>>155502131No. Why wouldnt the pub be playing the football
over the line
>aus got near US box>sky it>repeat
Americans are shit 2bh. Outclassed by a worse team in the second half cause they're gassed.
>>155502160games about to end you thick cunt
>>155502131yes they easily could have won this both teams are absolutely miserable though
>>155501436Sometimes they areNot always though
>>155502060Looks like a proper sheep cock innit
was that a typical australian cross?
>>155502058they lost on purpose to avoid hearing the entire fucking world boo them.I think they are playing in the womens and childrens league.
>>155502231>4 shots
DID TRUMPENYAHU ORDER STRYA TO PLAY LIKE SHIT AND THEY GO YAS MASSA
does soccer have the equivalent of an icing call like in hockey
Both teams do not look good desu
>>155502038Botafogo were winning and wanted to waste time. Rules state that play must be stopped to provide medical aid to players collapsed in the pitch, but players collapsed outside the pitch get help outside while play is continued. Botafogo players drag him in, Fluminense players drag him out.
>>155502038>>155502180The game can start if hes injured but off the pitch. They moved him on so the ref wouldn't start the game. The other team then moved him off the pitch so the ref would allow them to start, and then on.
>>155502249damn right
>>155502231it's their home turfi think they can keep the press up for a few games more
>ref wasting time for USARIGGED
LMAO, REF DIVING
REF DOOD
>Ref wasting time for the USASays it all really.
>>155501456>>155501638Not reallyNTs are now fill with ngubu mercs so it's not what it used to be
>Even the refs are diving now
REF NEEDS HYDRATION
Ref got cramp kek
ref got cramp
>>155502310>>155502316Very funny that his own team drags him onto the field
Even the ref dives in this sport
JUST
>ref flopping now>women coming to bring him a sandwich
>dude runs into you>you get a yellowgod i hate this sport
>>155502354They could've pressed this game. Australia put 10 guys behind the ball and the USA just needs a win to clinch so they passed it around
>even the ref fucking divesI hate this semen slurping sport
>>155502199It was but no volume and there was a lot of yapping
>77°FIt's not that warm, desu.
What happened? Did they fight?
Lads what did she give him
disgraceful divestralians
THAT ONE GOING INTO THE COLLAGE
>>155502506>american idiot>doesn't understand the rules
>replaced by female Mexican refInfantino is going to give the tournament to trump as a gift
the ref needs a handjob from the femref nOW
i'm in love
>>155502613kangaroo semen
>>155502583They very specifically refrained from chimping out and got carded for it.
>>155502613>America Lean
>>155502583Was honestly nothing
>>155502289asking the ref to show a card is a bookable offence and that's grassing i guess
>>155502656shouldn't you be flopping around outside right now?
>>155501805Nah, they could have done betterThey approached the game the wrong wayThey thought they could play a perfect defensive game twice in a row That's just too difficult
>>155502289No but there is offsides
USA 3rd goal incoming
>>155502818is reyna in?
CAM ON HAJI SCORE A GOAL
>>155502778>american>is an idiotStick to NFL
>Losing to an America without PulisicMan these are the Asian goats?
>>155502847cutie in the back
>>155501896c*tholics are invading my country and proud of their enslavement to shital*ans
>>155502901lol, they have never won shit in asia
>>155502674My wife
First time I've ever seen the ref needing a break. They human doe
>>155502012It wasn't a fluke buddyDid you even watch the game?I disagree with Australia always being shit, they always overperform considering how unpopular the sport is over there
>>155502988>Get this jagermeister down his throat immediately
>>155502988Absolutely adorable cutie.
>>155502897maybe you guys should try the nfl kek
>>155502988shes the best
>>155502988i was shitting. what happened?
>>155503025I just don't really get it. The US is not really that warm, especially compared to South America, Australia, NZ, etc... These niggas acting like its 110 degrees outside.
>cutest girl was the 40 y o woman assistant ref
Well that was shit.
>>155503178Ref got cramped and stalled the game for like 2 mins
>>155502988cute refwife
>>155503178Ref got cramp
Teams this shitty shouldn't be at the world cup
>>155503178Deutscher Schiri hatte nen Krampf lol
>>155503202this is in fucking seatle as well, not like it was in the southeast heat
>>155503205she is 33 iirchttps://www.instagram.com/kigm14/?hl=enalso she is quite a regular main ref for concacaf
AUSTRALIA WHAT HAPPENEDUHHHH
>>155503205Show pics or your opinion is wrong.
>>155503202It's a bit odd. Apparently a seasoned ref also. Maybe he's out of shape
>>155503428Sexo
>>155503319peinlich
>>155503508they've only been showing celebs and even when they tried to capture fans, the camera work was absolutely abysmal. maybe this stadion is badly setup idk
>>155503605
>>155503741>HOME OF THE BRAVE>BRAVELY GIVING $300B TO IRAN
>>155504086it canceled now, iran closed the strait again because israel keep striking lebanonlmao
>>155504130Israel are cheeky so and sos arent they
