Time to regroup ladsWhat do we do now? We got embarrassed
>>155504305Shouldn’t haven’t changed the name
More excited for Wests vs Dolphins today
Gonna smash those Balkan cunts from Paragay in the next round.
>>155504305Import more Italians and start Volpato next game ya cunts.
>>155504305>What do we do now?Drink to forget.
hand in your Commonwealth membershipthat was diabolical
need to beat paraguay either wayif turkey shit the bed completely maybe we can still get 2nd but playoffs most likely
The Aussie boys are benders, Albanese needs better defenders…
>>155504305>regroupNah, death to Australia. They played as ignorant as their social media laws made them. The price of censorship.
>>155504386Volpato didnt want to play for Australia in the first place so the coach is hesitant to use him. Most Australians would prefer he doesn't play at all.
THE AUSSIE BOYS HAD A BENDERWE'RE GOING HOME, RETURN TO SENDER
at least the next game is at a good time.
Take solace in the fact that we can go to the store without getting shot
>>155504371Not if we play like that. Nor do I want them to win. Fuck this bitch ass sport.Globalist bullshit made for gambling. Professional sport and gambling should be banned and people promoting it gassed.
>>155504466>they>theirtake a day off Chang
>>155504305No shame in losing to an ELITE team
>>1555044363rd place can still go to the next round anyway
>>155504305You can beat Paragay, so you can advance. Calm down cunts
>>155504478He's your best player and it didn't really seem close.
>>155504519who has money to spend at a store? we're broke.
>>155504519Just gotta dodge the niggers having a machete fight in the food court.
>>155504305maybe stick to cricket with your indian/paki buddies, this level of sport is not for you im afraid
>>155504499Mine’s better
>>155504519Is that so?Because my neighbourhood has skinnies with machetes and guns stalking people around here nowadays because the cops are so timid and pathetic that they focus on the weak that commit crimes instead. That's why they focus on mere 2D porn instead of pedo rackets.This state needs to be eradicated and replaced by something that actually functions.
>>155504519BasedWe are the real winners
>>155504526Parking the bus from the first minute is so cowardlyEven the shit peewees are playing expansive football
>>155504583Hes Italian whose dream is playing for Italy. US might be used to mercenaries but we want players who want to play for the country, not just for personal glory
>>155504519Yeah, just go for a day out at the beach and get gunned down instead by retarded goat-fuckers, then your entire media pretends that never happened.
>>155504305you got the wrong wogs. should have gone for the spaniards and the italians.
>>155504633nah albanese is a tongue twister and has no place in a footy chantpopovic wouldve been better
>>155504665wow that was our second mass shooting like 25 years.at least our women can go to university without incels murdering them.
>>155504665>just go for a day out at the beach and get gunned down instead by retarded goat-fuckersIm not jewish so dont have to worry. >then your entire media pretends that never happenedWe had non stop bitching and crying about the poor jewish victims for months and months
>>155504665>then your entire media pretends that never happened.fucking what? they would not shut up about muh jews (we barely have any here anyway im surprised they found enough to shoot) and muh gun laws.
you guys need to channel into your abo mysteries to get the right luck cuz you ain't got the skills
>>155504534Not my fucking country. Death to Australia.Revolt before it kills you through mediocrity and apathy like Jonestown.>now banning white people that get rowdy on the internet as "potential terrorists" with no evidence while letting mudslimes shoot kikes and aussies at the beach>then the kikes just use it to ban speech and take away your ability to question the kike elites as they fund a genocide in the middle eastAll for your children's safety, right?Fuck soccer, it is a foreign disease.
>be american>unhinged/mentally ill neighbor has a bad day>get shot
>>155504665got them fuming
>>155504835This type of posting is so reddit at this point.
>>155504786Nah they know better than to blow asbestos into each other's faces. Only American education and african education is that bad.Though your imperialist lobby tries hard.
>>155504704>>155504740>>155504755So much seething. The only thing your PM did was calling out muh rayciss and how we should all be tolerant and not blame any single thing. Meanwhile your emasculated police(wo)men just stood there and watched, only arresting people who dare to complain
Holy shit, watching you guys cope and blame all of your problems on us is hilarious. Ease up, it's just a soccer game at the end of the day
more of a kangaroo UFC nation anyway
back to vienna lmaooooo
>>155504861So is kikeball and kikeSA
>>155504815>he woke up early on a Saturday to tell /sp/ how much he dislikes wogball
>>155504815right, take it easy big fella
>>155504861Yeah it's pretty crass. Makes us and the Euros that do it look bad.
>>155504861>be american>date a woman with a jealous ex>get shot
>country gets taken over by islamic criminal gangs>at least i dont have a gun to defend myself against themAustralians everybody
>>155504928I don't sleep well so I didn't bother
>>155504891No he blamed antisemitism and nazi hate groups for the shooting.
aw well we'll get 'em next timecoupla pies in the air fryerwe look forward to breakfast
>>155504657He'll be starting when the games matter. Deal with it. You wouldn't have added him to your team two fucking weeks ago if you didn't believe in him.
>>155504305You deserved to win referee was atrocious, it’s clear fifa is rigging it for trump
>>155504955Enjoy looking over your shoulder everyday muttican
>>155504305just beat paragay and you're in
>>155504955Car theft is the big thing here. At least in Victoria.
>>155504955hey that's a Brit thing
>>155505003We have guns to defend ourselves unlike your cucked government
>>155504933Nah I mad. Fuck that game. Pathetic.I cannot believe people tolerate that garbage sport. To see suburbs no longer have ovals where I live because of FIFA interference with lobbies disgusts me. Reminder to call every diveball player and fan here an unaustralian foreign parasite.
>>155504992Yeah I have a feeling this game was never ours to win, we were pretty terrible though.
>>155504955It's worse than that. Our self defense laws require proportionate force.If someone breaks into your home unarmed and you beat the shit out of them with a bat YOU get in trouble.
>>155504955have fun dying fighting in a war for your israeli puppetmasters
>>155505060so what are you supposed to do? break into their home?
We just need more blacks. America's white women are working overtime to produce new athletes, we need a breeding program.
>>155504926Good post +1 good boy points. I'll make sure to inform the mullah at the local mosque so you can potentially be spared from your impending slavery
>>155505050>muh oval do Auscucks really?
>>155505069>EVERYTHING IS THE FAULT BECAUSE OF THE DA JOOSI despise Israel but this just pathetic coming from you
>>155505044Apparently we do too because the government just lets muslims shoot people despite having surveilled them and connected them to ISIS.Oh and then they shut down people pointing that out because of antisemitism some how. I don't even.
>>155505092set a place at the table for them and cook them eggs
>>155505095Hey our best soccer players are bred by German women
>>155504371I thought they were Mexican. They're in the balkans?
>lose>start countryballingReddit incarnate
>>155505120>yank tolerates yuro diveball at all in their countryPaid FIFA shill.A true american would shoot every diveball player and fan in their country for being unpatriotic.
>>155504305the own goal was a downer and with a quick 2nd goal its hard to make a mental comeback. i think you would have won if it wasnt for the own goal. shit happens. keep rooing
>>155505092Beat them but not too badly. It's a horrendously stupid fucking law.The average Australian is a bit more like the average American but the Australian elite are all culturally and spiritually Bri'ish. It was only recently that they stopped effecting British accents.
>>155505069Not happening, Mehmet. And the US is our military master. They literally have the right to commandeer any of our bases and airports
>>155505125that's actually a good idea. use compassion to show them the error of their ways
>>155505044>We have guns to defend ourselvesEvery mass shooting ends with cops or a suicideHush with your propagandaWhen I have kids I'll be sending them to school knowing I'll see them in the afternoonStay paranoid with your drawer full of medical bills billy
>>155505095Mate, the only proper black in the squad kicked the ball straight to the keep in the opening moments because he took bribes before the game. Typical coon behaviour. Not an inch of respect for the country.
can't believe this is the best yurop had to offer lol
>>155505221You think about children a bit too much
f-football?
>>155505095You had Tim Cahill though. Also didn't some random white dude who never played AFL in his life come to Australia and make millions? You're just shit athletes.
>>155505221>When I have kids I'll be sending them to school knowing I'll see them in the afternoonWith this inflation?Must be an ASIO agent. Must have a gov job to be able to afford kids here.At what point do we call the government a racket?
>>155505069Why are you acting like we won't be involved in that?
>>155505218you guys shouldve kicked the US glow niggers out of Alice springs
Imagine if we cared
imagine if we could play soccer
still haven't finished me Solo
>>155505221>muh mass shootingI wonder what races are the perpetuaters of these shootings>muh medical billsUnless you are illegal, you are covered by basic health insurance, but nothing will change your mind because you are still upset by a soccer game. Grow up lol
>imagine if we caredReminder convicts lost in their national sport to Kermit's Arsehole
>>155505288What a throwback. I remember meeting an Australian guy at a bar here in America and he was amazed that I knew the American AFL guy then he had me film a video and posted it on Facebook then he went to the bathroom did a line then told us he had to go meet a tinder date and dine and dashed. Never saw him again but he was cool
>doesn't say nigger in post>calls others plebbit>posts like a shill, according to ethical requirements>can't post a link/quote to a post because is a bot or a braindead shill>has no penis>likes soccerChecks out.
ok usa, you beat us at soccer so now let's play cricket and see who wins
>>155505294>muh cost of livingyouve either got a shit job or shit spending behaviourliterally not hard to buy a home in your 20s
I will watch Mad Max 1 tonight in your honor
>>155505393But India beat us recently.
>>155505393I think we beat India at cricket like two years ago for a tourney. Twas pretty funny watching the jeets seethe
>>155505393I used to have cricket wireless
>>155505427I hate poors who are so low IQ they can't imagine other people aren't in the same situation as them
The US is a cool country I'd like to visit some dayAmericans are our brothers and it's wrong to make fun of mass shootings. Americans don't make fun of our bush fires.
>>155505427>he just has $2mil straight out of high school apparentlyBtw, the prisons here are so overloaded, they're putting children in the same prisons as adults now. The ones that have a rep for being fronts for trafficking rings.
>>155505392Holy freshie
what if abbos are secretly gods at football? has anyone ever tried to throw a ball at them?
>>155505288>didn't some random white dude who never played AFL in his life come to Australia and make millions?You literally import Australians to be star punters in the NFL and guys like Giddey in the NBA despite having a population of 300 millionI'd shhh if I was you
>>155504351This is now a dolphgods thread
>>155505540Say nigger or you're a shill.
We actually got refballed but everyone is saying we’re shit because we didn’t start attacking till minute 60
>>155505467unironically half of aus posters here are neetstheyre all in Victoria too (the woke state that just gives away money to anyone who wants it)>>155505538neet hands typed this
>>155505551True, thank you for Michael Dickson
>>155505543>abos>playing a sport made by the people that invaded their land>no speckysNever gonna happen.
>>155505551Darren Bennett was such a badass back in the 90s. Aussies have always been cool with me, and I have nothing but respect for them.
>>155505612Thank you for BBC
>>155505601You got destroyed then in the 70th minute decided to start throwing yourselves on the ground and crying to craft this narrative that you were refballed. Its actually pathetic child shit.
>>155505551>star puntersit's not like AFL players don't just kick balls. the american AFL guy i'm talking about was a bench warming basketball player who'd probably never kicked a ball in his life and still went on to dominate.
>>155505601All shitposting about diveball aside, no pressure because static zoning gameplan. Poor training in the buildup that focuses on setting up these useless zones and not getting the players to defend actively while in that zone. AFL players could never zone that static or they'd be minced. Gotta apply pressure and move around. Keep them on their toes.
>>155505562you WILL overtake the pee eaglesyou WILL be knocked out by wahsbut you will look good while doing it
>>155505663Based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z5OaLgBqwg
>>155505785>dominate>struggling to get a game because he can't kick or do 1%ers
Australia needs to LOCK IN but given that the USA have rigged it and will probably be a semi finals team, we did pretty well. Played like pussies first half and could have gotten two in the end of the second.
>freshcunt wants me to prove something to him
it was RIGGED cunt
>>155505798Imagine if our athletes played relevant sports like basketball and soccer instead of AFL, NRL, and cricket
>>155505940kek KEK
>>155505324that's the copiest of copes anon
>>155505824I've been noticing that the AFL has been looking more and more like the NFL as a sport and likewise with the NFL looking faster and more like the AFL lately.Think they might converge at some point?I can see how the NFL became the NFL now.Both sports are also trying to reduce stoppage now too. It's funny how much stoppage there was today in the soccer match. What's going on? Has both sports changed so much that soccer now looks like the slower sport?
>>155505984Swimmers?
first comes the hopnext comes the falldon't break a leg
>>155505785He was tall who did well at a role specifically made for tallnessJust like our kickers did well at roles specifically meant for kickers in the NFLThe crux tho isYou have a pool of 300 million, you have no excuse to scout interstatePathetic
>>155506011Hey, you don't care either to be fair
>>155505940Ref cast a spell of protection on the goal which prevented Australia from getting any shots off and only allowed them to score on themselves
>>155505940Sure, but we still would have lost because the side played awful regardless.
good game cunts. take it out on paraguay.
Actually those "cramps" in stoppage time are sus as fuck ngl.
>>155506069Not a single American dreams of being a fucking punter. High schools barely even punt and college is heading that way too.
Don't worry, cricket and rugby league would cups are in the bag already.
I'M PROOOUD TO BE AN AMERICAAAAAAANWHERE AT LEAST I KNOW>i'll be shot
>>155504701Albanese bosom squeezy
>>155506082true, i don't care that you lost either
>>155506069We pinch yanks for lax all the time kek.Mainly to make the quality better here.
>>155506023I haven't watched AFL in a long time, and honestly haven't watched the NFL much at all over the last 10 years. But from what I have caught of more recent NFL games, it's nowhere near as physical as it used to be, and I was always under the impression that AFL was a overall a more consistently physical game with far fewer stops of play, which I don't think most NFL players could handle (although I also suspect AFL players would generally just be destroyed by linemen and linebackers if they were playing NFL).So I dunno. I'm too out of date on both of them. You probably have a better perspective on this than I do anon. I miss the NFL of my youth 30+ years ago.
>>155506271No Australian dreams to do the 6 foot 6 role your guy did but here we areWe don't have a pool of 300 mill tho
I think we would probably be friends if you weren't so mean to us
Why does the Ref hate Aussies so much…what did we do to him?
>>155505324>using American cope rhetoric as a peenal colonist
>>155506466>it's nowhere near as physical as it used to be,yeah same with the AFL. Bit of a problem huh. You see state leaguers come into AFL squads and they dominate because those state leagues are just tougher and more physical because of less eyes on them that could take them to the tribunal.
My fellow Australians, it's time we admit once and for all that the Americans are better than us. First the olympics and now soccer. If they started an AFL team they'd be superior at that too.
Good game
>>155506546Didn't bribe him enough, obviously.
>>155506635she's flying it around like that pepe edit with the plane
>>155504519Bondi Beach disagrees
>>155506635that's no way to treat your guests.
>>155506635Nah man, we sucked donkey balls with a squad that could have been way more competitive.
>>155504704You guys have had more mass shootings than USA this year. You need to calm the fuck down with these jokes because your country has the same problems as ours, except we don't pretend like they don't exist
Yeh nah, just regroup m8's. Gotta find a goal scorer, we never have one and probably still don't. Drink a morning VB and gather your thoughts
>>155506635if she popped that inflatable kangaroo there would've been a riot.
>>155506721That was clearly a mossad false flag
>>155506779Australians just cemented their legacy as diving weak betamales who got dominated by American BVLLS. Canada is about to lose their country to us, you better step it up or you're next
>>155506721is the beach a store, idiot
>>155506721that was sand niggers assassinating jews on australian soil
Realistic chance you lose to Paraguay
>>155506876Yeah an entire tourist trap beach with no stores...retard
>>155506782I'm going to go out on a limb and say the risk of being in a mass shooting is a bit overstated
>>155506919Didn't know they played test cricket
>>1555048614chan is stuck in 2016 forever
>>155506629Please Kiwifag, if you want to suck Amerishat cock then by all means go ahead…just do it in silence please you sheep shagging freak.
What's he thinking right now?
>>155505146They're definitely from somewhere. I can tell you that right now.
>>155506996Why are you in denial mate? A guy like Mason Cox can come into your country and dominate you without even knowing the rules of the game because he's an American Patriot
>>155506629How many sheep have you sexually assaulted today?
>>155506721Absolutely, can't even do gun control and police state surveillance right. Can't even do tyranny right. Embarrassing.>apparently Pauline wants to ban SBS and ABC here Now that's PROPER tyranny. If your censorship isn't so strong that it cripples your education to the point where you forget how to make food or tools or where you are on a map - is it really PROPER censorship?Is it really a PROPER totalitarian regime without your own unique killing fields?Can't even state terror correctly, this shithole. Mediocre tyranny.
>offside goal>3 penalty callsaustralia should have murdered drumpf thiel and zwayer
>>155506784>Drink a morning VBI don't drink so I just had a morning bong. Hope that's OK. On Saturday. (<- it rhymes)
australia lost a war to flightless birds
I rarely reveal this, but I have been to Australia for work a lot..the people are so nice and always do banter, but it's great.
>>155507106saturday and bong dont rhyme mate
>>155506985You think that's bad, you should check out what passes for memes on tiktok, discord and twitch. It's so safe and pathetic I nearly shit myself from the reaction to all of the onions I get from it.
Convicts lost in their national sport to Kermit's Arsehole last week they were desperate to win today kek
Did you guys know the American prickly pear cactus infested Australia the first half of the 20th century and decimated their entire eco system? Even in botany we dominate those diving fags
>>155507137bongs just beat us at wogball so i thought i'd commemorate by having a bong.
>>155507125you lost a war to flightless arabs
>>155507183bongs are brits mate
>>155507169is it "safe edgy" or not even that level
>>155507189No the Israelis did, we were cheering on the Arabs so in a way we still won
>>155507169Australia really is THE shitposting nation capital of the world.
>>155507179where do you think all the eucalyptus trees that burnt down cali came from?
>>155507189they flew a little
>>155507241>we
>>155507233The military flyover makes me so proud to be American. Hard not to get pumped up when you get one of those before the game starts
>>155507209oh yeah. fuck this weed shit makes me dumb as rock. gonna stop talking now.
>>155507007Worst part is he's arguably too decent to not be in a squad in the AFL, but the ruckman in Fred are like next level now and emerging so they've displaced him to the sidelines. Had he grown up with AFL he'd be one of the best.You see this with Irish gaelic footballers.You even saw this with Karmichael years ago. He was starting to show his potential by the end of his AFL career.
>>155507311ill let you off this time, its still early
you just barbied your last bunnings mate
>>155507271hippie cat women who haven't been laid in decades because they're fat and hairy
>>155507271KEK forgot about that
>>155504992Really wasn’t that bad desuAustralia seemed to be diving pretty consistently, it was frustrating to watch, and we somehow only got one less yellow
>>155507361has anyone ever met their wife at a bunnings sausage fest?
>>155507169Too many people on the Internet desu. Now it stinks just like the real world stinked (stank? stunk?) before.
>>155507221It's not even Sseth tier edgy nowadays. In fact it's gotten to the point where they avoid blood in the memes or any expletives or slurs.I saw this coming. Account media forces you to be safer and safer until your jokes become like background noise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlbZXz7l8cTheme
>>155507169I see basedjaks on instagram sometimes and I cringe a little inside as it feels like millenial boomers trying to stay relevant. 4chan is falling behind a bit
>>155507271Thank you, I fucking hate California
>>155507311have a burger
>>155507496Nah it's not too many people.It's too many normalfags and people worried about their source of income to gamble with death with a joke. Too many people afraid of crossing lines. Too many forums that just become this rat race for control for mods and influencers because of money and personal interests.
>bad at football>bad at cricket >even lost in league world club challenge Aussies really only have their goofy ass AFL left
>>155507496Not a past participle imo so 'stank'
ATTENTION ALL ANONS.95% of all ‘‘‘Aussie’’’ anons in soccer threads are actually NOT Australians, they’re passport hopping wog faggots.The real Aussies are found in AFL and NRL threads and don’t give a fuck about some gay sport like soccer.That is all.
>>155507767im a kiwi (anglo)
>>155504305Stay positive! Don't give up! You will definitely make it past the group stage!
>>155507688I agree, but this is only possible because of the network effect of having too many people (statistically half of them being < 100 IQ) in the first place.
>>155507688Are you trying to say that the internet is over-moderated?
https://youtu.be/QrJFK8O4Dyg?is=78o_9PD_rwKDiNek
>>155507767Hating on highly assimilated wogs has to be an asio plot
>be american>get cucked by tyrone
>>155507695slow down there
>>155507767kek. i'm half wog so i only give half a fuck about soccer but i'm here for the memes
>>155507695They hide their mediocrity by pretending not to care, but they do
>>155507767I'm Mongolian and I care about Australia's involvement in Archery
>>155507588Nah it's just full of low IQ retards nowadays because the smarter ones were targeted by account forums and slowly groomed away from the "terror threat producing honeypot".The amount of people in some discords that were panicking when DOGE happened about their own income really was an eye opener into how much places on the internet are funded by government initiatives and opsec initiatives. Things like think tanks and public relations too. Worst part is that IRL groups aren't even safe from that shit. That industry is ENORMOUS and the population of workers in it ENORMOUS. Like many millions of people globally. That's also why memes fucking suck now. You have so many parasites in such industries and things like marketing that the internet and IRL just feel like a mere simulation of how people actually behave. And eventually the people around you start to behave that way because they're fooled by it.I get banned by everything nowadays often for no reason and that's because there are set agendas in forums nowadays. Political agendas. You also see groups of friends suddenly get this newcomer with bizarre connections who slowly pinpoint the problems in a group and try to isolate the group from them.
>>155508184Nah ban the internet and human rights.Death to humans.They're no fun anyway.
>>155507073>mason cox>dominatingMutt if you don’t know about the sport why even talk about it?Cox is a good ruckman, but he can’t run or pick up the ball to save his fucking life and his kicking is so hit and miss there’s times I think an old woman could kick better than him.
So are the new Futurama episodes really that good or did they just bribe the critics?I watched recent Simpsons... oh my god it was almost a satire of how bad people perceive post 2000 simpsons with flanderization and really poor direction, jokes, dialogue and "being so on the nose you could call it a good night out".
>afl player>called coxyou couldnt make it up!
>>155508527>dean cox>mason cox>brennan cox>all big cox
>>155508073youre just angry after we wiped you out in the asheswogball is for faggots
>>155507695>he’s still crying about all the times we’ve beat them in the ashesThere’s a reason why we’ll ALWAYS call you faggots whinging poms.
