How did he become American so quickly?
>>155505362All white people are American
>>155505385He's Argentinian and according to this site all Argentinians are part monkey part ngubu.
>>155505362If he was American, your team would be playing shit football and losing.You should be more thankful to the Argentinian teaching your shit players to play a decent brand of football.
not hard when you're getting paid a lot
He already had the build
>>155505362He's Australian so basically already American
>>155505362Not the first time an argentinian travels across the continent to teach ngubus about tactics
>>155505435the definition of white changes depending on the narrative
>>155505454every game he gains 5 pounds to play the role better
>>155505362He’s based
South Americans move to Miami and in 1 year they have citizenship somehow and are voting for Trump and driving an F150
>>1555053621 blacked subscription and a brand new truck
>>155505362coaching players, having fun and fighting round the world.
>>155505362>Argentinian coachThis can only end in theft
>>155505659it's a RIGGI world, you're all just living in it
>>155505362We assimilate our immigrants easily if they chose to do so. Mexicans that come here and not learn English need to be sent back. That's just straight up disrespect
>>155505659How much you never won anything of note with an Argentinian manager then? Were Tata Martino's thievery powers not strong enough for you?
>>155505362Bro is Russell Crowe
>>155506160mechico is beyond salvation
>>155505981>>155506160>>155506295Stop stealing, live an honest life.
>>155505362Just shows how genuinely fake people are. I can't stand it
>>155509933taco taco chimichanga
My name is Mauricius Pocchetinius Meridius. Father to a murdered PL title, husband to a murdered Uber Eats Ligue Un. And I will have my vengeance, in this Mundial or the next Gold Cup.
>>155509933>Stop stealing, live an honest lifeBig words for a slimey beans fence hopper droga selling Sinaloa Worshipping Cartelnistan
>>155505385I kneel.....
>>155505559It's endearing, really. Make the players press nonstop while he needs to get a new suit for each match since the old ones won't fit.
>>155505362Everybody becomes American very quickly. As Patrik Elias could attest even with a stuffy Iron Curtain upbringing:>I had a teammate named Bryan Helmer, and one day he said to me, “Patty, you want to go to a concert with me?”>I said, “Concert? Never been to a concert.”>He said, “You gotta come. It’s country music. You’ll love it.”>I said, “What’s country music?”>I was thinking we were gonna go to a bar, and there was gonna be an old guy with a guitar on his knee or something. He picks me up and we go to our hockey arena, which I thought was weird, and then we walk in and there’s thousands of people there going crazy, singing every word of the songs.>It was Garth Brooks. I didn’t understand what he was saying, but I loved it. It was the first time that I was like, America! I get it!
I enjoy seeing the seething he causes among the left here.
>>155521525He looks like a high school QB who once scored 4 touchdowns in one game, and eventually got a parasitic wife who sits home all day watching Oprah and Phil and eating bon bons and 2 loser kids while holding a dead-end job as a shoe salesman where 95% of his customers are fat Karens who insist they are a size 4.
>>155523634Ultra-based Married With Children enjoyer.
If we play Argentina he's going to throw the game. Will probably start Gio Reyna.
>>155521525he looks like Jim from jimmy eat worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM
>>155521525Is that a US based account, how do they know so much.
>>155505435Only to seething Euros. Most Americans think you're boarding France, so you'll always be white to us :)
>>155505362White
>>155525381Movies
>>155505362goy syrup
>>155525381>how do they know so muchwe are an american state but people here doesn't want to open their eyest. soldier
>>155528863*don't
>>155521525i wish this was my backstory to be honest
>>155505362So our national team is what - a Argentinian coach and a bunch of naturalized niggers?Yeah, go team! I didn't think I could care any less about soccer, but there you go.
>>155505362American goyslop and living in a society where looking like this is normal and accepted, even celebrated sometimes.
>>155521525>Chronically online Latino leftist who is so Americanized that they even know "Jaspar, Arkansas" exists Many such cases, unfortunately. I dealt with a lot of them when I was a Uni student in São Paulo (t. Brazilian immigrant, ignore flag)
Was this guy just pretending to be retarded until the actual tournament?
He used to look so handsome and well dressed, now he looks like a fat slob.
I saw a funny tweet where it said Poch becomes a person from whichever country he's currently coaching in but I can't find the tweet because that website is dogshit
>>155505362my man is fully Russell Crowemaxxing
We are NORTH AMERICAN SCUM
>>155529079Fix your teeth
>>155505639
>>155516550Kek
>>155505981Absolutely based. Riggi is the only way up to the top, honest boys are gay and fracasados forever.
>>155505362>>155529911
>>155523831No-one would ever get naked to this kind of music
>>155529516It’s not like he can wear those clothes in summer. I do agree that fit is kino
America was promised to the fatsos 3000 years ago
>>155505478underrated
>>155534876It's a metaphor for how we're all the same when stripped down, like to calm you down imagining everyone naked and you won't be scared of a speech, so scared of others out in the world but high school is egos and cliques and shit.
Processed foods.
AND IM JAVERT
