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dodgers
think I'm gonna go the based yanks bread instead of this semen slurper
Cum Shitter kek
Cum Shitter kek!
>>155511960>>155512002Kek based check em
>>155511960>>155512002>>155512096eke
104
mariners btw
>>155512096>>155512002>>155511960
guys i'm too high for thread wars
>cutternot real
>Sox getting ready to lose another challengekekaroo
And for some reason Vladi is favored over this guy for the all star voting at 1st
smartbros
>surrendering a base hit to poostin rileyMiz is washed
>>155512338it's simple... you can post in a based abner doubleday nu or a yankees namefag spammer nu
>>155511806My pirates (:
>433’ FEETMountain Dew is going to run out of flavors here soon.
FOR THE ANCESTORS
miz is shook
It’s fine cam will k this fake demon
JAZZED
>>155512599He's actually shit desu i say this as a brewers bro
God Jazz sucks
>giving up a hit to poostin rileyYeah miz is washed
>Yankee broadcast has sports betting adspoverty franchise
it's over
20 K game for Cam btw
>doublepostingpls
>Pérez>against Miznisowisk>Mizorskimni>Mizioronski
>assuming Cam won’t start shitting the bed in the later innings like always
No one cares about eggswing. Brazil is playing.
>>155512810It's always darkest before the dawn, son
>against CamDegenerate
>The Guardians have activated Erik Sabrowski off the 15-day injured list. Will Dion optioned to Columbus in a corresponding move.WE ARE BACK
Thoughts?
USA already won diveflop I'm not watching those garbage teams
The Paul O’Neill Cup starts now.
>>155512947No one cares about divegrass. Haiti is playing.
>Total Tiger Death>White Sox gonnna Avada kedavra ya
>>155513024please tell me how the fuck we're getting to 90
>>155513108Have you ever heard of Cum Shitter?
Pitch Goldy something to hit bitch
/mleb/ stood strong!
>>155513024my braves have been exposed. acuna and harris can't stay healthy and poor starting pitching. also can't hit a curveball
mleb??
>>155512633Henlo !
40/40 is still doable for Jazz
>>155513179>>155513229mlub.
kek o!
>Martín Pérez has 2x more Ks thru 3 than Mizbased boomer
>>155512947
Gayants kek!!!
>>155513333i get it!
>>155513333kek!!! Quads of troof!
chadres time
>>155513333This is the thread.
>>155513333kek tran fagcisco gayants!!
is this the thread?
>>155513393>POODRES
EIGHT STRIKEOUTS THROUGH 4.1 INNINGS FOR CAM
>>155513430>>155513402>This is the thread.This is the thread.
why is skubal chimping out
W
Fly the cubyayou
>>155513079>HaitiWhy won't the Dominicans introduce baseball to them?
Is the Miz a Quality Start kind of guy? Feels like his fastball gimmick gets stale come the post season.
STEEEEERIKEEEE
Teel please come back I can't keep watching Quero or Romo every night
NINE STRIKEOUTS FOR SCHLITTLER
I'm trans
>>155513536umm...sweetie...?
>schlittdude is genuinely such a dawg my new fav pitcher fs
>>155511960>>155512002>>155512096>>155512304NOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR... Where are the.. rule books???HelLo!!Somebody HELP METHIS ISAGAINST THE RULES!!!mawds...MAWDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH I'M BEING GAPED!!!
>>155513601hi trans i'm dad
>10ks in 4 innings 65 pitches.Schlitter is dealing.
NOT MY CUM SHITTERS!!? YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!
>>155511960AUGH!!
Friars strike first deep in the heart of Texas
>>155513626Cum Shitter kek!!!
>>155513667yeah we're fucked tonight i'm afraid
>>155513718He’s gonna last till the 8th somehow and break sherzers record
>mclean is dealing
>>155513750“Dad, why is my name Cam-Jalen Ogugua?”
Cashman please trade for a catcher
Slam Diego open up the game 5-0 against DeGrom
DeGrom has to be tipping, no way the poodres are doing this naturally.
>>155513908>>155513943When will skip realize all our starters need an opener
clean my hole janny, pack it good
>>155513660daddy...
> cowboyfucking based
Alright, I'm convinced the Miz is the best pitcher in baseball this season. Disgustingly good.
The next Cy Young
I'm convinced the Miz is gonna blow this game.
>>155514032Cam will be starting the All-Star game.
Ump took Cam’s K line
That “Mikewazowski will be undergoing Tommy John surgery to repair a torn UCL” notification is gonna hit like crack
Reds can’t touch his shit
getting bleak
>>155511806Guys it's over.Soccer is now Americas pastime.
reds can still win this
reds are so sorry atp
Padres finally hit a grand salami? This Must mean Padres franchise sale is coming to a close deal if we're suddenly hitting lol gj Gj about time
Cy fuckin schittler, he passed his career high in k’scurrently at 12, his last high was 9 vs the mets
>Source: Shohei Ohtani is going on paternity leave.Ohtani having a kid for every ring
yankees playing good baseball in june?
Goldy is due don’t be ass like last night just send it dude
Against a shitty team, you can't do anything lol
Hit2 Jazz for each ball that got hurt
it's up!>notani
Winky, where you at?
>>155514392>Be Mamiko>Only allowed to have sex once a year IF your hubby's team wins the WS
U dumbass
>>155514693at home, i was in nyc last month
I need to sniff Cub girls seats
This team is so bipolar. Have fun getting swept by Big brothers and Braves. Fucking cunts. And they still want to trade for Skubal. Smh.
I genuinely dont remember Jazz’s last multi homer game
what did you get your black friends for juneteenth
>>155514775Sad.
>>155514684Probably blister related. He needs rest the and orioles are a bottom 5 team so they don’t really need him.
>>155514355Ben Brown owns Cum Shitter
>>155514319They're still relocating in 2032.
GOTTA LET HIM GO FOR THE YANKEE RECORD TONIGHT
>>155514923Record is 18 Ks btw
>>155514836>>155514392
Praying for a healthy delivery for Mamiko and Ohtani. Crazy to think he's had two kids since he signed with the team.
I went to take a celebratory shit after that France salami, came back and we’re losing. WTF HAPPENED?
13 KsGonna need 115 pitches to go for Clemens’ record.
MIZ AND CAM THE FUTURE
Safe to say Vasquez won’t be starting a playoff game?
good eye
>>155515047Randy Vasquez isn't a starter, he's a fluke pitcher. His ass belongs to the BP, nothing less, nothing more. Bipolar ahh team
LET HIM RIDE BOONE
>>155515047Wait what? How
>POODRES
>>155514828yeah it was rainy and fucking miserable unfortunately. just like the last time i was at that yard lel
NUMBER 14 INCOMING
>>155514820cotton plants
>tucker leading off
le miz is shook
NOOOO
>DARUDE SANDSTORM ALERTBASES LOADED
Ump ruined it
Miz is a 5 inning pitcher. And I think that's okay.
>>155515411ron guidry payed him off
>Quero
do NOT take him out boone
fuck. pfma
elite utility man dubon
>>155515584>fuck. pfma
Cam Schlittler is gonna break the record
Juiced balls in Arlington?
Cam was better than Miz tonight
poostin riley
what does he do?
Misiorowski choked game over career over he sucks now.
>>155515270Cum in the summer next time. Beer on me.
>>155515860Nothing quite like Volpe hate even though he’s hitting great
>>155515638i look like this and wear this
>Ohtani era rising>miz chokingYeah NL pitching is ass
Is schiltter cy young now?
Whats the deal with this Trey Gibson pitcher on the orioles?Are the dodgers going to shit themselves because they're playing against a pitcher they never dealt with(happened on many occasions) or will they rape him
>>155516120Yea everyone kinda sucks in the al also skubals injury
>>>>>Quero
Buddy…GIDP? lol.
Spiritually Vasquez gave up 9 runs in 2 innings
FOR BIRD IS INSANE
PRRRRRRT
Jake Birdshit bouta make this 5-4 gg
>>155516002why would i want to orgasm and pour beer on you?
>resdyo eyes good?
dingly :)
Pull Bird!
>>155516415Why not?
>With this go-ahead, two-run single Mauricio Dubon is now hitting .394 (13-for-33) with two outs and runners in scoring position>not walking elite utility man wih poostin riley on deck
I really, really want to fuck Mrs. Met guys...
Reds be like: SWING SWING SWING
McLain would roll over a middle middle fastball at this rate
>white sux
WHAT A SCOOP UNC
yaz DINGER
SKUBAL WINS
Can he like do something
brewers can't hang
>>155517031Skub didn't get the W
>Earn 5 runs in a single inning>chokes a 5 run lead >Ethan Salas now has an oblique injuryI guess the Baseball God's or sports doesn't want to smile on sunny San Diego. Okie, thanks alot.
Ben Rice is thanos
Rice multi homer?
France got the hot hand
chisholm challenging?
>>155517335Good for him, we all love the Ty bomber. Needs more Reps than Song shit and Mashito, Assgearts.
JD MY MARTIAN HAS THE HIT TOOL
Bellinger may never get a hit again.
Headrick my goat
>>155517436SACRAMENTO PADRES 2032!
That throw was a bullet
Not relocating.
Who is Sal Stewart?
>>155517877San Diego is a dump. If I were the new owners, I would immediately announce relocation once the sale is final and official.
BIG SUGAR HAS ARRIVE IN NY
Not. Relocating.
Goldshit
nigga named yoho
I think the O's will win.
Maxwell is so scared of a lefty
VOLPE!
OHHHH VOLPE WITH REDEMTION
>pooers kekie doo
>>155518546damn! whose this dude?
GET ON FOR BEN RICE GRAN SALAMI
>>155518610JC INNING ENDS HERE ESCARRA
>>155518546any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
>eugenioyou stink buddy
Yankees win!/mlb/ loses
>>155518991yankees namefag lost thoughever
Yankswinlol
you may only reply to this post if your team has at least 48 wins
>dookie picks up another hobbywhy don't you focus on baseball you stupid moron
i could add better commentary than adrian gonzalez
The Mwango sisters are kino sovl.Thanks Seattle.
doggie doo time
>>155519527But will you be as relatable to the Mexican fan base?
Hearing 3 negresses screech was the highlight of my day. My life actually, don’t know if I could’ve made it without hearing that at least once. Another certified Washington classic.
Mariners
>>155519695Look at that bloated alcoholic face…Alcohol is bad for you
>>155519638i believe so. i have a beer gut as big as adrian's.
>>155519346yoooo
>>155519788Alcohol is bad for you
>>155519768Life is bad for ya.
>>155519768> Alcohol is bad for yousource?
>>155519383mookie is heating up, please understand
>>155519346Doggies should not win too much. You know what happens when they do.It’s a marathon, not a race
>>155519884a lockout?
Refnsyder batting lead off ggs
>>155519824It's bad
>>155519824for you
>>155519958no way they're batting ref first man im gonna cry this shit sucks
>>155520003uh...you don't get to bring friends...
gg Resd.
Who's ready for the Mariners to pitch a perfect game?
T-Mobile finna be sold out tonight since the World Cup doubleheader
>>155519884I would agree but they are doing so while keeping Snell, Glasnow, and Diaz on the shelf. It’s not like they’re firing on all cylinders while fully healthy at the moment.
Dutch and Swedish have showed up to Daikin Park!!
sKKKKKKKKoob
>>155511806did he invent baseball?how to achieve this level of drip with 1860s technology?
i are the cyest
>>155511806>>155520162I raise.
Sasaki on the mound! SASAKI ON THE MOUND!
ITFDB
sasaki start
>gloryholes baserunning
>>155520071not sure i agree
>>155520015i see you haven't experienced how terrible and useless my sox are yet
How do you run that slow as a non-fat fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7RIijr31lU>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky
>>155519884they're stocking up on win reserves to last through the dogdiedoo days of summer. I don’t think they have to worry about getting a bye this year.
Big Texas
>>155520280LETS GO RED SOX
Cubs girls are good for you
Ok /MLB/ would you rather be>Cum shitter>Shit cummer
is that you…. refsnyder? :(
i am excited for the pingswing series
>>155511806>>155520196>>155520162>how to achieve this level of drip with 1860s technology?These fine gents loved baseball
Who is Gibson?
>>155520588a guitar brand
Hello M's fansThought I'd check out your team
lmao Cal you have no plate discipline it’s crazy
May Julio was special
munchy
My chihuahuas! :)My rangers! :)
>>155520581based Billy Tecumseh
mookie slap!
that funky muncy
muncy keeping his eye on that ball like it was a pork rind
Dogs on the board early with 3H on 18P
>a lineup with tucker leading off managed to put up two runs in the 1stbelieve in miracles.
Your thoughts on America's first and only emperor?
White Flag Wandy keeping it close
i’m gonna get a lotto ticket
>>155520658Hello
No, I have not watched any divegrass. No, I do not care about the world cup. Yes this is my third baybaw game of the day.
Roki dealin'
>>155521115They let durbin get hot