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dodgers
think I'm gonna go the based yanks bread instead of this semen slurper
Cum Shitter kek
Cum Shitter kek!
>>155511960>>155512002Kek based check em
>>155511960>>155512002>>155512096eke
104
mariners btw
>>155512096>>155512002>>155511960
guys i'm too high for thread wars
>cutternot real
>Sox getting ready to lose another challengekekaroo
And for some reason Vladi is favored over this guy for the all star voting at 1st
smartbros
>surrendering a base hit to poostin rileyMiz is washed
>>155512338it's simple... you can post in a based abner doubleday nu or a yankees namefag spammer nu
>>155511806My pirates (:
>433’ FEETMountain Dew is going to run out of flavors here soon.
FOR THE ANCESTORS
miz is shook
It’s fine cam will k this fake demon
JAZZED
>>155512599He's actually shit desu i say this as a brewers bro
God Jazz sucks
>giving up a hit to poostin rileyYeah miz is washed
>Yankee broadcast has sports betting adspoverty franchise
it's over
20 K game for Cam btw
>doublepostingpls
>Pérez>against Miznisowisk>Mizorskimni>Mizioronski
>assuming Cam won’t start shitting the bed in the later innings like always
No one cares about eggswing. Brazil is playing.
>>155512810It's always darkest before the dawn, son
>against CamDegenerate
>The Guardians have activated Erik Sabrowski off the 15-day injured list. Will Dion optioned to Columbus in a corresponding move.WE ARE BACK
Thoughts?
USA already won diveflop I'm not watching those garbage teams
The Paul O’Neill Cup starts now.
>>155512947No one cares about divegrass. Haiti is playing.
>Total Tiger Death>White Sox gonnna Avada kedavra ya
>>155513024please tell me how the fuck we're getting to 90
>>155513108Have you ever heard of Cum Shitter?
Pitch Goldy something to hit bitch
/mleb/ stood strong!
>>155513024my braves have been exposed. acuna and harris can't stay healthy and poor starting pitching. also can't hit a curveball
mleb??
>>155512633Henlo !
40/40 is still doable for Jazz
>>155513179>>155513229mlub.
kek o!
>Martín Pérez has 2x more Ks thru 3 than Mizbased boomer
>>155512947
Gayants kek!!!
>>155513333i get it!
>>155513333kek!!! Quads of troof!
chadres time
>>155513333This is the thread.
>>155513333kek tran fagcisco gayants!!
is this the thread?
>>155513393>POODRES
EIGHT STRIKEOUTS THROUGH 4.1 INNINGS FOR CAM
>>155513430>>155513402>This is the thread.This is the thread.
why is skubal chimping out
W
Fly the cubyayou
>>155513079>HaitiWhy won't the Dominicans introduce baseball to them?
Is the Miz a Quality Start kind of guy? Feels like his fastball gimmick gets stale come the post season.
STEEEEERIKEEEE
Teel please come back I can't keep watching Quero or Romo every night
NINE STRIKEOUTS FOR SCHLITTLER
I'm trans
>>155513536umm...sweetie...?
>schlittdude is genuinely such a dawg my new fav pitcher fs
>>155511960>>155512002>>155512096>>155512304NOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR... Where are the.. rule books???HelLo!!Somebody HELP METHIS ISAGAINST THE RULES!!!mawds...MAWDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH I'M BEING GAPED!!!
>>155513601hi trans i'm dad
>10ks in 4 innings 65 pitches.Schlitter is dealing.
NOT MY CUM SHITTERS!!? YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!
>>155511960AUGH!!
Friars strike first deep in the heart of Texas
>>155513626Cum Shitter kek!!!
>>155513667yeah we're fucked tonight i'm afraid
>>155513718He’s gonna last till the 8th somehow and break sherzers record
>mclean is dealing
>>155513750“Dad, why is my name Cam-Jalen Ogugua?”
Cashman please trade for a catcher
Slam Diego open up the game 5-0 against DeGrom
DeGrom has to be tipping, no way the poodres are doing this naturally.
>>155513908>>155513943When will skip realize all our starters need an opener
clean my hole janny, pack it good
>>155513660daddy...
> cowboyfucking based
Alright, I'm convinced the Miz is the best pitcher in baseball this season. Disgustingly good.
The next Cy Young
I'm convinced the Miz is gonna blow this game.
>>155514032Cam will be starting the All-Star game.
Ump took Cam’s K line
That “Mikewazowski will be undergoing Tommy John surgery to repair a torn UCL” notification is gonna hit like crack
Reds can’t touch his shit
getting bleak
>>155511806Guys it's over.Soccer is now Americas pastime.
reds can still win this
reds are so sorry atp
Padres finally hit a grand salami? This Must mean Padres franchise sale is coming to a close deal if we're suddenly hitting lol gj Gj about time
Cy fuckin schittler, he passed his career high in k’scurrently at 12, his last high was 9 vs the mets
>Source: Shohei Ohtani is going on paternity leave.Ohtani having a kid for every ring
yankees playing good baseball in june?
Goldy is due don’t be ass like last night just send it dude
Against a shitty team, you can't do anything lol
Hit2 Jazz for each ball that got hurt
it's up!>notani
Winky, where you at?
>>155514392>Be Mamiko>Only allowed to have sex once a year IF your hubby's team wins the WS
U dumbass
>>155514693at home, i was in nyc last month
I need to sniff Cub girls seats
This team is so bipolar. Have fun getting swept by Big brothers and Braves. Fucking cunts. And they still want to trade for Skubal. Smh.
I genuinely dont remember Jazz’s last multi homer game
what did you get your black friends for juneteenth
>>155514775Sad.
>>155514684Probably blister related. He needs rest the and orioles are a bottom 5 team so they don’t really need him.
>>155514355Ben Brown owns Cum Shitter
>>155514319They're still relocating in 2032.
GOTTA LET HIM GO FOR THE YANKEE RECORD TONIGHT
>>155514923Record is 18 Ks btw
>>155514836>>155514392
Praying for a healthy delivery for Mamiko and Ohtani. Crazy to think he's had two kids since he signed with the team.
I went to take a celebratory shit after that France salami, came back and we’re losing. WTF HAPPENED?
13 KsGonna need 115 pitches to go for Clemens’ record.
MIZ AND CAM THE FUTURE
Safe to say Vasquez won’t be starting a playoff game?
good eye
>>155515047Randy Vasquez isn't a starter, he's a fluke pitcher. His ass belongs to the BP, nothing less, nothing more. Bipolar ahh team
LET HIM RIDE BOONE
>>155515047Wait what? How
>POODRES
>>155514828yeah it was rainy and fucking miserable unfortunately. just like the last time i was at that yard lel
NUMBER 14 INCOMING
>>155514820cotton plants
>tucker leading off
le miz is shook
NOOOO
>DARUDE SANDSTORM ALERTBASES LOADED
Ump ruined it
Miz is a 5 inning pitcher. And I think that's okay.
>>155515411ron guidry payed him off
>Quero
do NOT take him out boone
fuck. pfma
elite utility man dubon
>>155515584>fuck. pfma
Cam Schlittler is gonna break the record
Juiced balls in Arlington?
Cam was better than Miz tonight
poostin riley
what does he do?
Misiorowski choked game over career over he sucks now.
>>155515270Cum in the summer next time. Beer on me.
>>155515860Nothing quite like Volpe hate even though he’s hitting great
>>155515638i look like this and wear this
>Ohtani era rising>miz chokingYeah NL pitching is ass
Is schiltter cy young now?
Whats the deal with this Trey Gibson pitcher on the orioles?Are the dodgers going to shit themselves because they're playing against a pitcher they never dealt with(happened on many occasions) or will they rape him
>>155516120Yea everyone kinda sucks in the al also skubals injury
>>>>>Quero
Buddy…GIDP? lol.
Spiritually Vasquez gave up 9 runs in 2 innings
FOR BIRD IS INSANE
PRRRRRRT
Jake Birdshit bouta make this 5-4 gg
>>155516002why would i want to orgasm and pour beer on you?
>resdyo eyes good?
dingly :)
Pull Bird!
>>155516415Why not?
>With this go-ahead, two-run single Mauricio Dubon is now hitting .394 (13-for-33) with two outs and runners in scoring position>not walking elite utility man wih poostin riley on deck
I really, really want to fuck Mrs. Met guys...
Reds be like: SWING SWING SWING
McLain would roll over a middle middle fastball at this rate
>white sux
WHAT A SCOOP UNC
yaz DINGER
SKUBAL WINS
Can he like do something
brewers can't hang
>>155517031Skub didn't get the W
>Earn 5 runs in a single inning>chokes a 5 run lead >Ethan Salas now has an oblique injuryI guess the Baseball God's or sports doesn't want to smile on sunny San Diego. Okie, thanks alot.
Ben Rice is thanos
Rice multi homer?
France got the hot hand
chisholm challenging?
>>155517335Good for him, we all love the Ty bomber. Needs more Reps than Song shit and Mashito, Assgearts.
JD MY MARTIAN HAS THE HIT TOOL
Bellinger may never get a hit again.
Headrick my goat
>>155517436SACRAMENTO PADRES 2032!
That throw was a bullet
Not relocating.
Who is Sal Stewart?
>>155517877San Diego is a dump. If I were the new owners, I would immediately announce relocation once the sale is final and official.
BIG SUGAR HAS ARRIVE IN NY
Not. Relocating.
Goldshit
nigga named yoho
I think the O's will win.
Maxwell is so scared of a lefty
VOLPE!
OHHHH VOLPE WITH REDEMTION
>pooers kekie doo
>>155518546damn! whose this dude?
GET ON FOR BEN RICE GRAN SALAMI
>>155518610JC INNING ENDS HERE ESCARRA
>>155518546any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
>eugenioyou stink buddy
Yankees win!/mlb/ loses
>>155518991yankees namefag lost thoughever
Yankswinlol
you may only reply to this post if your team has at least 48 wins
>dookie picks up another hobbywhy don't you focus on baseball you stupid moron
i could add better commentary than adrian gonzalez
The Mwango sisters are kino sovl.Thanks Seattle.
doggie doo time
>>155519527But will you be as relatable to the Mexican fan base?
Hearing 3 negresses screech was the highlight of my day. My life actually, don’t know if I could’ve made it without hearing that at least once. Another certified Washington classic.
Mariners
>>155519695Look at that bloated alcoholic face…Alcohol is bad for you
>>155519638i believe so. i have a beer gut as big as adrian's.
>>155519346yoooo
>>155519788Alcohol is bad for you
>>155519768Life is bad for ya.
>>155519768> Alcohol is bad for yousource?
>>155519383mookie is heating up, please understand
>>155519346Doggies should not win too much. You know what happens when they do.It’s a marathon, not a race
>>155519884a lockout?
Refnsyder batting lead off ggs
>>155519824It's bad
>>155519824for you
>>155519958no way they're batting ref first man im gonna cry this shit sucks
>>155520003uh...you don't get to bring friends...
gg Resd.
Who's ready for the Mariners to pitch a perfect game?
T-Mobile finna be sold out tonight since the World Cup doubleheader
>>155519884I would agree but they are doing so while keeping Snell, Glasnow, and Diaz on the shelf. It’s not like they’re firing on all cylinders while fully healthy at the moment.
Dutch and Swedish have showed up to Daikin Park!!
sKKKKKKKKoob
>>155511806did he invent baseball?how to achieve this level of drip with 1860s technology?
i are the cyest
>>155511806>>155520162I raise.
Sasaki on the mound! SASAKI ON THE MOUND!
ITFDB
sasaki start
>gloryholes baserunning
>>155520071not sure i agree
>>155520015i see you haven't experienced how terrible and useless my sox are yet
How do you run that slow as a non-fat fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7RIijr31lU>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky
>>155519884they're stocking up on win reserves to last through the dogdiedoo days of summer. I don’t think they have to worry about getting a bye this year.
Big Texas
>>155520280LETS GO RED SOX
Cubs girls are good for you
Ok /MLB/ would you rather be>Cum shitter>Shit cummer
is that you…. refsnyder? :(
i am excited for the pingswing series
>>155511806>>155520196>>155520162>how to achieve this level of drip with 1860s technology?These fine gents loved baseball
Who is Gibson?
>>155520588a guitar brand
Hello M's fansThought I'd check out your team
lmao Cal you have no plate discipline it’s crazy
May Julio was special
munchy
My chihuahuas! :)My rangers! :)
>>155520581based Billy Tecumseh
mookie slap!
that funky muncy
muncy keeping his eye on that ball like it was a pork rind
Dogs on the board early with 3H on 18P
>a lineup with tucker leading off managed to put up two runs in the 1stbelieve in miracles.
Your thoughts on America's first and only emperor?
White Flag Wandy keeping it close
i’m gonna get a lotto ticket
>>155520658Hello
No, I have not watched any divegrass. No, I do not care about the world cup. Yes this is my third baybaw game of the day.
Roki dealin'
>>155521115They let durbin get hot
One run game in Texas
>>155521278there have been a few kickass games tho
One run game in Seattle
One run game in this bussy
One run game in Colorado
i am stoned outta my fucking skull and laughing my ass off at the collectco guy
Andy P
Bold send there by the Dodgers, I don't think the run is gonna hold up
Tucker walking back to the dugout is the virgin meme incarnate
too close to call, defer to umpires call on the field
sneedo ebil :DDD
>they're challenging?>too bad, the fix is in>the call on the field stands
The Indians are such a pathetic fucking team LMAO. "Oh but we win 90 games a year, we have the third most wins since 2013" shut the fuck up, you beat up on your shitty division but always look like a high school team against the big boys in the Bronx and Houston. Fuck Cleveland, horrible sports city that exists to be a cocksleeve for big market teams, that shit hole can burn to the ground tomorrow for all I care.
icsamcrn
One run in my undies
One log in my underoos
One load in my diapy
PRRRT
>>1555216802 outs anyways. Might as well go for it
everyone itt needs more fiber
>44 pitches in 2 innings
Cal Raleigh funko pop goes HARD
>>155521895false flag fake m's poster
a Guzmanian blast
>>155521895
>pissburp
DENZERFUCKINGGUZMAN
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Damn i wanted to see machado get the golden sombrero
PRRRRT
JOSE FUCKING SIRIHALOS TAKE THE LEAD
a Sirian blast
>>155522090>>155522118I can't do it anymore. I can't kick them when they're this pathetically down.
>>155522168Same. It’s not funny anymore.
Time for a dodgers nobletiger
So what the fuck happened with Gausman?
>>155521998game losing nobletiger down by 1 in the 9th?
why did the poodres sweep my mariners but can't beat any other fucking team in the AL west? you guys are worthless
>>155522168>>155522190PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>155522307erm! pardon me miss...but your tiger is looking rather, well...noble...this evening...
MAG-FUCKING-NETO
>>155522312Fraudulent Vedder Cup winners tbqh
>>155522168I've always felt bad for them, I wouldn't mind if they won.
NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LANOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA>NOBLETIGER ALERT IN LA
what a bunch of shitters
IT HAPPENED
>>155522473i look like this and say this
>>155522550dalton unclutching
suarez is DEALING
how did they fix monki? finally got him laid?
>>155522639So is your mother
Dodgers commit the NOBLETIGER
>>155522649He has a wifeHe really really likes women
>>155522649he saw his fellow countryman's success and decided he wanted to follow
>>155522649monke!
RoKKKKKi
I finally got the berry sprite thing from mcdonalds, shit is actually fire
It’s a shame he allowed a hit earlier. I wanted to soijak post another no hitter alert
maybe 25 would be too many for this
>>155522268He ran off to paris.
>>155522816this is a flavored sparkling wa general
>>155522649I bet I could coerce him into gay sex.
>>155522873sprite is flavored sparkling water with some bonus ingredients
>>155522896>implying you'd need to
>>155522896this is everything
>>155522649>He's a shy virgin just like in my animes
>>155522873um...i think you mean mountain dew zero???
>>155522933all beverages are just water with things mixed in if you think about it
m's gonna need at least 2 runs if they intend to win this game
>>155522982whoa...
>>155522982humans are just water with things mixed in
I AM SHAZAM
>>155522982not this stuff this is ethanol mixed with a little bit of water
Cubs girls need to be mixed with my semen
>>155523092>dutch pussy saucewhat did they mean by this
>>155523061Yes. And daddy’s thirsty
Why did Mets and Phils get a day off in the middle of their series? Explain it to me like I’m shitfaced (I am). Does not say it was rained out on the World Wide Web.
>>155523092I can drink a lot, but I envy people who can drink everclear neat
>>155523012They don't.
>>155523131world cup
the fucking soccer game was less boring than this M's slurper
>>155523168It's not enjoyable. Good Scotch neat is though.
>>155523230based seasoned-palate anon
I bet I could initiate gay sex on ohtani and he wouldn't even realize what's happening until I've already busted in him after 5 seconds.
>>155523209bravo Manfred >:(
Roki is fucking nails. Our newest ace.
>>155523368much more likely a city agreement. those logistics/security ops would be fucking brutal
>>155522833I guess you still could
>>155523429True but are there WC matches being held in Philly? The US vs Australia match was in Seattle.
>>155523446Yeah but nobody cares
Don Caglianone sends his regards
>>155523168don't envy that. i tried a 99 shot recently because i got some for free and its so unpleasant. if you desire the ability to drink everclear neat then you have a problem
>>155523183h-haha yeah
>>155523478yeah at the linc
>>155523478close enough
>>155523494You’re talking about 99 flavored liqueur airplane bottles? Those aren’t bad. They just give you terrible heartburn
>calling this boring>TUNE IN NOW>TUNE IN NOW>TUNE IN NOW
>>155523607putting on nesn with the mcdonough feed
>>155522358honestly watching their team collapse is fucking hilariousremember when people were saying niebla had the best pitching lab in the league? in a game they get 7 runs, their starter gives up as much in 4 innings and their famous bullpen give up 2 moreroki avoiding that disaster of a team was the best move of his career, instead becoming a LAD, winning a ring and becoming another face of the franchisepoo jays and the poodres shitting the bed together in solidarity as losers today
I'm rooting for the no hitter because it marginally increases the odds Refsneeder gets DFA'd>passed balljfc
>>155523572theyre like 50% which isnt crazy but it reminds you a lot more that its poison anything more than that seems beyond retarded
A Schanuelian blast
mariners look mentally defeated, I think there's a solid 10% chance we see something special here
It's over.
really like this Ms uni
>>155520516Y'all niggas suck ass
I think the mariners SUCK!!
castillo sucks dick lolthe fact this faggot has such a huge ego is cringe
>>155523791Me too but if they have to lose in it I'm glad it's on this fake holiday.
the seattle slaveheads
>>155523704I find it a relief more than hilarious. Poodre fags are at least as obnoxious as we are and actually worse imo, but they also have more reasons to be salty so it's understandable. In the unlikely event they're still alive and the Dodgers aren't I'd probably root for them in most cases.
the orioles will score a run tonight.
Soccer is on.
>>155523791The Sunday creams were very nice, I'd probably argue better, but the black hats and undershirts look really clean.
>>155523871source?
Pandy flashing the leather
the new york mets
when are they going to give him the call?
>>155523791i'm not a fan tbqhwy
>>155523929uhhh....Grimace?
im tuning into the no hitter so its about to be broken up. place your bets accordingly
>>155523943He's a faggot
McLean is dealing
lmao nice piggyback you fucking dumbasses
Castillo is dealing
roki sucks again
Orioles bring it within 1, NOBLETIGER coming back to bite the Dodgers
>>155523929that one guy they paid a lot of money for
There it is
Roki was dealin' :(
>>155523943https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wOr24KxwHtwRate his pitching mechanics.
pete did it his way
Chinaman is going to cry again
fuck
>memeiners getting no hit by the red suxThis is the easiest pennant the Yankees have ever won lol.
>>155524234dis bussy
Roki doesn't have the samurai spirit. Yamamoto would have locked in. Ohtani would have gotten angry. Roki instead throws his hands above his head not knowing what to do. A real warrior never gives up.
When the wheels fall off, they fall off hard on this chink
>Roki "Return to the meme" Sasocky
>>155524248Easier than 2024?
roki crumbles at the first sign of distress
NO HITTER ALERT
that nobleiger tho
>>155524311He knows his wife is going to reinstate the 3x daily dick flattening torture
based catch
>>155524379STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT
FUCK YOUR NO HITTER FAGGOT
>naylori hardly know her
Should be 7-3 but that ugly mutt Gibson pitched the game of his life
still haven't seen one yet :(
>>155524248FUCK YOU!!!! EAT SHIT
>>155524390I'm way more irritated with the lineup than Roki
>>155524499fuckin good
CHECK SCOREBOARD PUSSIES
>>155524479teehee!
>>155524521I don't wish ill-will on my MsbrosI just wanna see a legit no hitter :(
Time to pick Roki up boys
>>155524605Yamamoto's that was broken up in the 9th was the closest I've seen.
Doyercacas kek
>>155524609pick him up and throw him in the dumpster behind dodger stadium
>>155524643yea same lol
this red sox pitcher looks like he has experience taking balls off the chin
>>155524479I don’t get it
>>155524605watch more baseball
>>155524649seething poodrepaco
Is Alonso’s head too small or is his body too big?
>>155524694Just like ur mum lel
>>155524605they're not all that. a perfect game is the real deal.
I am once again offering the doyers Luis Castillo for Roki
rooki
>>155524766there have only been 24 tho
>>155524733it’s a discordfag
>>155524705there hasn't been a non-combined (fake) no-hitter since I started watching baseball, so I don't know what to tell youI've watched plenty otherwise tyvm
