We eliminated prime Spain. Arguably the best team of all time. Hadn't lost in 38 matches. Sent home by some fuckin yanks.Anything is possible with USA.
>>155517790>We gonna do what they say can't be done
>>155517790Only true OGs remember the Mega Bowl
>>155517790This was memory holed
>we eliminated a team that are too weak, lazy and spicoid to defeat the giants of Cape Verdecongrats I guessYou'll still lose to England or Germany
>>155517790Jose altidore ia one of the worst pro strikers ive seen great win though.
>>155518134This was the best team in the world and won the following world cup
>>155518134You tied with DR Congo lol
haven't seen a megabowl post in like a decade
Bros im starting to believe
>>155518222where in my post did I say that moortugal were good?
>>155518188So? Upsets happen sometimes.Why didn't America qualify for the last two world cups? This is despite being in the easy CONCAF federation, which is notoriously corrupt and would've been doing everything they could to help you qualify for maximum commercial profits.
>>155518134We humiliated and beat your golden generation at the world cup Then we eliminated prime Ronaldo from the World CupShut the fuck up
>>155518303USA did qualify for the last World Cup lolThey advanced to the round of 16USA has qualified for 7 of the last 8 world cups advancing to the knockout rounds 5 of 7 times
>>155518303Are you drunk? This is wrong
>>155518303You have to be 18 to post here
>>155518431Oh my mistake you were just too shit to make it in 2018. Remarkable considering how easy the CONCACAF qualifying is.In 2022 you made it out of the easy group before being comfortably dispatched by the Netherlands.
>>155517790You're living in the past manhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QIk_yUkisPU
>>155518534You've got it in reverse idiot. You didn't qualify in 2018, which was 8 years ago. If anything I'm a boomer.
>>155518567What about 2014 and 2010?Oh yeah also advanced out of those groups tooJust shut the fuck up, we also made the quarterfinals in 2002
>>155518628USA have qualified literally for every world cup but 1 in the last 35 years
>>155518358Based retard jeff agoos noticed. Truly one of the worst defenders i have ever had the chance to witness pro or amateur.
>>155518647What about them, idiot? Do you want a medal for "advancing"?Australia is far less populated and soccer is even less popular here, yet we haven't missed a world cup for 24 years. Even made it past some tough south american teams in qualifying.The point is you'll always be a pub national side. Beating Spain once is like us beating England one time. Doesn't change the fact that you're still C-grade.
>>155518702You want a trophy for regularly qualifying from the easiest confederation on the planet, brainlet?And why do you keep avoiding the question? Why did you fail miserably in 2018?
>>155518773You based your entire argument on USA not qualifying for the World CupWhich was just proven to be bullshit. Only happened once in 35 years.You tasted our cocks today
>>155518702Technically they didn't qualify for this one or the one in the 90s
>>155518821>Absolutely SEETHING
>>155518842Anon, how big of an idiot are you exactly?This thread is trying to suggest America can win the world cup because they beat Spain once.Then when I point out you once missed out on qualification altogether from the easiest confederation ever, you start kvetching like the pathetic, embarrassing little idiot you are.Make up your mind idiot.
>>155517790Yeah
>>155517790>altidore>dempsey>bradleyHoly fuck I'm getting old. I hate divegrass yet I still recognize these names.
>>155517790now usa has only one decent player - mckennie back then usa was much stronger with dempsey, howard, donovan i remember them giving troubles to italy in 2006 who later became the champion. but now usa rates shitter like pulisic as decent player lol
>>155518864USA qualified for 98
it will happen, refball is gonna win it for us
>>155518907>SEETHING
>>155519008I accept your concession. Nice and easy.
>>155518944>Muttuidi>USA's best playerlmao
>>155518907>Tasted our cocks: today
>>155517790Zoomers don't know about the Megab Owl. Sad!
>>155518988USA hosted 94
>>155519047Please show me where Australia has beat the greatest team of all time or even a top 5 one
>>155517790Actually you just proved that Spain was overrated as fuckRemember they doped with Dr. Fuentes and won all games only 1-0
>>155519130So overrated that they won the following World Cup
>>155519122>has beat the greatest team of all timeThe fact that you believe this tells us you truly are a moron.
>>155519089I know but there were 2 WCs in the 90s and USA did qualify for 98
do you guys think saudi arabia are still celebrating beating argentina in 2022?
>>155519175That's what I am referring toThey won WC by doping and only managing 1-0s and help from referees which they boughtNot even close to the best team of all time
>>155519182They are widely considered the best team of all time, and a lock for top 3Name a top 3 team Australia has ever beaten in soccer
>>155519089>>155518864Technically winning the bid for hosts counts as qualifying
>>155519292>They are widely considered the best team of all timeBy history-illiterate morons like you.Why can't you explain how America failed to qualify from the easiest federation ever in 2018? I'm not answering any of your questions until you answer that, my unintelligent friend.
>>155519266Saudia Arabia won a group matchUSA eliminated Spain in a knockout game , sent them home. They literally cried on the field.
>>155519292We beat Brazil and France in 2001
>>155519292He can't answer this. He'll never understand our meme magic.
>>155519414>in a knockout gameof a pub tournament, which you failed to win anyway.Now why can't you explain how you failed to qualify for 2018 from the CONCACAF confederation?
>>155519449Oh yeah? What tournament did you eliminate them from?
>>155519491m8 I'm literally just answering your question.>Name a top 3 team Australia has ever beaten in soccer
>>155519460We made the final. Spain cried on the field. We sent them home. Australia has never done it to any top 5 team.
>shitting on the megab owl>one of the single greatest /sp/ moments of all timeJesus Christ are zoomers ever worthless subhumans.
>>155519491why can't you explain how you failed to qualify for 2018 from the CONCACAF confederation?You can't answer this because you know it shatters your delusions.
>>155519266I mean probably yeah
>>155519547>We made the finalAh, didn't realize there was a "making the final trophy", especially for a small tournament.Now why did you fail to qualify for the World Cup in 2018?
>>155519534Clearly in the context of that post it means top 3 of all time, and you listed friendlies lol. USA also beat Brazil in the Gold Cup.
I’m just going to say it, if it wasn’t for kangaroos no one would give a fuck about Australia.
>>155519557Clearly zoomers
>>155519591Indeed, because they are a lesser, insignificant footballing nation, just like America (and us to be fair).You know your nation is C-grade and will never win a big trophy, so you have to cling to every victory from the past you can get.
>>155519637Hahaha
>>155518358Portubro been real quiet since this dropped
>>155519704Uh sweaty we've won 4 world cups
>>155519292>They are widely considered the best team of all timeBy delusional barcelona costumers and wannabe scatalansThey are not even the best national team of the 21st Century2002 Brazil and 2014 Germany rapes themAustralia beat France in 2001 Confederation Cup which was a way better team than that tiki caca garbage
>>155519887>group gameDid they eliminate them? Did they send them home?No. We sent Spain home. They cried physical tears on the field. /sp/ was almost shut down.
>>155519986You americans love to indulge in mental gymnastics hey? Unfortunately you are still too dumb to explain how you were too shit to qualify for the 2018 World Cup :(
>>155519449Tbf Brazil were fielding their 2nd teamThe win vs France was impressive though because they were fielding most of the 1st team
>>155520049Ill answer yours after you answer mine The correct answer youre looking for is:"No, Australia has never done that before"
>>155519491The same as yours you dipshitConfederations Cup
>>155520106Nah doesn't work like that idiot. I asked first and you responded with a question.But it's ok, I already know you can't answer. You lost from the beginning.
>>155520156You eliminated France?It was a group game lol
>>155520174You actually lost today
>>155520227and you couldn't qualify ahead of panama for 2018 LOL
>>155520174Your entire team talked shit in the media and got fucking bootyblasted today without our only good playerOur country routinely achieves the impossible. Your country lost a war to emus.
>>155520260And Australia didnt qualify for 2018 or 2014
>>155520348>Our country routinely achieves the impossibleYou're right, you managed to achieve failure to qualify in 2018 from the easiest federation, getting beaten by Costa Rica and Panama.That's pretty impressive, I have to say.
>>155520438How did the aussies do in 2018 and 2014?
RETARD ALERT: >>155520435
>>155520483If you weren't an idiot and actually checked your facts, you'd realize we qualified for the world cup both those years.Can't expect an american to check facts though, you voted Trump after all.
>>155520537You lost in humiliating fashion to a country that calls the sport soccer today btw
>>155520537Thats not what I asked.I asked how they did
>>155519986France won the thing, so they beat the eventual champions
>>155520633>american idiot thinks 2-0 is a humiliationNot nearly as humiliating as getting your facts wrong.And not even remotely close to as humiliating as failing to qualify from the easiest qualifying path.
>>155520656We beat Italy in the 2006 World Cup, that's not impressive
>>155520537You should be excited and grateful that your country will be a footnote in this story when USA wins the World Cup
>>155520703Just proves my point; upsets happen, but you never actually achieve anything. You're C-grade, just like us. We're the same level.
>>155520689Your team scored zero fucking goals I could’ve done that lol
Dis USA nigga trollin yall and it's working
>>155520747>You should be excited and grateful that your country will be a footnote in this story when USA wins the World Cup
>>155520783Motherfucker trying to talk shit after watching his team pass the ball for 100 minutes fucking hell.
>>155520703Are you talking about that game where poor old Brian McBride got his nose broken? That was 1-1 draw Still surprised De Rossi didn't get in more trouble for that
Are zoomers really this easily baited
>>155520703Your criteria here >>155519292>Name a top 3 team Australia has ever beaten in soccerThen you started moving the goalposts about knocking them out
>>155520878>still cant explain why america failed to qualify for 2018>h-heh i was just baiting!loser xD
>>155520758They happen in the group stage sureWe eliminated Spain, #1 in the World. Sent them home. They cried.
>>155520905Read the entire post, I said a team considered top 3 of all time. I also was clearly talking about an elimination game not a group game.They have done neither.
>>155520944Nah, that's just your made up fanfiction. It was a generic upset and you proceeded to get humiliated in the final. Your national side is, and always has been a failure :)
>>155520864>Are you talking about that game where poor old Brian McBride got his nose broken? That was 1-1 drawKekarooooooooooooooooooooooThe 1-1 draw with England USA WINS meme really did a huge number on the minds of American soccer fans
>>155520944Ill never forget that day on spee
>>155520926>t.
>>155521017No, they literally cried. It was a national scandal in Spain.
the yank have a point, it's not impossible to win for usa, true, they are in good form, play in home. i dont get why is so difficult to accept
I'm starting to think Aussies care
>>155521125Nah, that's your fanfiction. You need to make up fanfiction because your country is a failure and never wins anything.
>>155521176Ok zoomer. You have no idea what youre talking about. It was one of the largest underdog upsets of all time. It was shocking for them. They literally cried, just like youre crying now.
>>155521271Nope, made up fanfiction on your end, sorry idiot. Nobody is giving you the validation you crave.Your national team is trash, just like us, and will never win anything. That's why you have to cling onto stuff from 20 years ago lol.
I don't think any American actually believes we can win the World Cup.But we do believe we can eliminate and humiliate one of the big nations, hopefully England
>>155517790Spain can't score on some 40 year old plumberthey are fucked
>>155520989>I said a team considered top 3 of all time.Spain isn't top 3 of all timeTop 3 21st century maybe, even that is arguable vs France 201821st century nts1. 2002 Brazil2. 2014 Germany3. 2008-2012 Spain or France 2018All time they get mogged by teams likePele's Brazil 1958-701982 Brazil(actual GOAT team in term of technical ability and level of play)1994 Brazil1998 Brazil1998 Franceetc.
>>155520878They don't even know about the megab owl. What did you expect?
>>155517790YNR MEGA BOWL 2009HELL YEAH BROTHER
rangeban amerigolems for the duration of the world cup
>>155521687I do, you do, but the zoomers don't. Imagine being a worthless zoomer.
>>155517790We're not telling you it can't be done. We're telling you it won't be done
>>155521754You told us we would lose every gameWe didn't forget
>>155521862We did? Where?The only thing I'm seeing here is people correctly telling you that you won't win the world cup, that you'll never win it, and that your national team is and always will be C-grade.
>>155522119Im talking directly to the Irish fellow. He said it for weeks.
