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Back from the dead like Fed

Men's Professional Tennis
No girls allowed

>Calendar:
Halle und die Koniginnen come to a thrilling climax featuring all your favourite grasscourt allstars.

>Scores
flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams
https://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/
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https://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/lives
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https://tennisonline.me/atp-tour-online-stream

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>>155485002
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>>155519177
Go to bed Nigel. It's just Haiti.
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damn, way too much soccer spam
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Bump
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any Eurobros up?
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what happen breadberg
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How big is this match in your opinion for Z as a Wimpleton tune-up?
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>>155530663
So, the question is whether now that he's got his major, is the weird mental block that made him shit himself in semis and finals going to be lifted?

If it is, then maybe he can actually compete.

If he can't even win against two out of three irrelevant journeymen jobbers left, we'll know it isn't.
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>>155530663
I wonder why most of them went to Halle instead of Queens. The latter has such a weak draw, only D Minor and Paul were the big participants
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>>155530663
beats shitz to get that monkey off his back
altmaier in the final
gerry* crowd roots for altmaier the real german
zverev breaks realising he will never be the peoples champion no matter what he does
goes full mask off homelander supervillain mode on the rest of the tour

*2-level pun this one
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>>155530979
Taxes especially specific to london. The UK is much more aggressive in getting their cut.
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The world No2, Rafael Nadal, will not play at next year's Aegon Championships at Queen's Club, his traditional warm-up event before Wimbledon, due to the UK's tax demands.

Nadal, who won the tournament in 2008, will instead compete in the Gerry Weber Open at Halle in Germany, where he will receive a reported £750,000. However, he insisted that the appearance fee was not behind his decision, which was instead forced by British tax laws, which oblige foreign athletes to pay tax on their worldwide endorsements.

Nadal told the Times: "I like to play in all the tournaments where they really want me. It is good for tennis. There is a big change in Halle, they have wanted me to be there for the last few years but I really wanted to play in Queen's.

"The truth is, in the UK you have a big regime for tax, it's not about the money for playing. They [HMRC] take from the sponsors, from Babolat, from Nike and from my watches. This is very difficult. I am playing in the UK and losing money. I did a lot more for the last four years, but it is more and more difficult to play in the UK."
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>>155531159
If someone withholds taxes from winnings you can usually deduct them on your own income tax. But the UK might be pretty spergy in their double taxation treaties
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>>155529938
Yeah
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Im getting a haircut today :)
Im wondering what tennis player’s photo I should show and say “I want that one!”
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>>155531431
Me too I forgot, good shout
I go to a local called "UK Style Barbers" because I find the name funny
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>>155531431
Mannarino
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>>155531390
Oh good. I can fuck off now.
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>>155531671
Sweet dreams.
And good job holding the night watch even against stupid english cunts
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>>155531431
Any Italian (except for Sinner) should do.
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>>155531070
>altmaier the real german
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>>155532133
It’s a German name thoughbeit
Clearly German descent
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>>155531431
Focus on the tournament Sascha, your long overdue haircut can wait a few more days
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>>155531431
>he cuts his hair
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Bumpity
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>>155532254
>>155532312
Please, no women posting itt.
Follow the rule
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>>155532181
Real Germans know that Russlandeutsche, despite having names like Friedrich Müller, are no different from Moscow gopniks. Nurture over nature.
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>>155532565
Im for using the first remigration flights on these Volga-“”””Deutsche””””
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Anyways, for me its
>Zverev
>Altmaier
>Cerundulo
>Humbert
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CerundoGOD mentioned.
He'll probably get heemed by Nagasaki thoughever.
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Why do they make the barbershop mirrors out of a combination of warped distorting hall of mirrors material and that iPhone camera focus depth that makes your face look twice the width it is? I do not recognise this sunken-eyed stubbly-cheeked ghoul, it's like looking at the picture of Dorian Gray.
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>>155533138
Anon, I…
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Damn. You just know arnaldi is going to job to this guy
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>>155533551
Why the fuck is he playing quallies anyway
Does Eastbourne have a super early cutoff like Wimbledon
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>>155533582
Cutoff date. His ranking is almost all RG
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>>155533640
The cutoff date for these grass tournaments being before RG is fucking retarded. Obviously needs to be changed.
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Someone explain why Germany, in their 1 hour advanced CEST timezone (imperialistically imposed upon the rest of Europe), doesn't start their fokkin tennis matches until 3PM local? The first match should be at 1 and starting in 15 minutes.
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>>155533874
True lol must feel really shitty that no one except your island and fucking portugal use your time zone even though you invented it.
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>>155534009
Working on a joke on this premise
Q: Why did the Germans make Spain change their time zone?
A: So they could get to the Mallorcan sun loungers one hour earlier than the British.

And you?
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>>155534009
How could you forget Iceland and thhe eastern edge of Greenland?
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For me it's Mallorca qualifiers
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>>155534123
How's the grass looking? Lush and verdant?
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>Cobolli/Shelton vs. Altmaier/Fonseca
might be the first doubles match I ever watch
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>>155534136
Not really, it's also in bad taste to host a grass tournament in the land of the kinf of clay.
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Brutal 40 to 45ºC heatwave heading towards France next week.
Could affect Wimbeldong qualifiers too, should be pretty dry at least, and make the grass extra dry by the time it starts.
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shevchenko is no weed worm
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>>155534171
I like the steps

They should have a tennis match in the arena at Pompeii
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Why are Americans so /elite/ on grass?
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>Fritz has frustrated Zverev more than perhaps any other player in recent years, winning each of their last seven meetings
Damn, didn't realise it was that bad
Time to find out if we're really in a new Zvera or not
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>>155534036
> Working on a joke
We don’t do that in Germany
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>>155534861
might have to pause the heayweight clash that is Cerunagasaki to viddy this encounterino
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>>155535203
kek
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/our/naldi is back!
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>>155535325
Never liked gim, should be Nardi
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>>155535203
not bad
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>>155535203
keeek
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Top seeds for Wimbledon

1 Sinner
2 Zverev
3 Felix
4 Shelton
5 Demon
6 Fritz
7 Djokovic
8 Medvedev
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>>155535519
This motherfucker FAA is gonna end up number 1 isn't he
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>>155534526
They love there lawns over there
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I want to watch Zvere but I can’t find a stream
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>>155531070
Kek
ever meet a Gerry Weeb irl?
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>>155535546
The new Casper Ruud of our time
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>>155535546
>>155535605
I'd take him over Ruud honestly
I like Ruud more as a guy but at least Felix was in the top 10 for a bit before his slump pre comeback
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>>155531431
get the Medvedev
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>>155535573
Turn on your TV
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>>155535573
Try https://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-224124028_456249096 for the authentic Russian stream experience with random ad overlays
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>Cerundolo will win Queens club
Nice timeline
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>>155505961
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>>155535698
You doubting fisherman Paulus?
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going for a walk
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If Fritz wins again is he a defacto slam winner?
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>>155535713
Might not matter as Fran's just been broken to love
Every game is a fran false dawn
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>>155535753
We already discussed yesterday that Eastbourne is pretty much a slam anyway
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Just remembered Fritz made a slam final. Kek.
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>>155535753
Yes, and the only way for Zv to get revenge would be to beat Fz at Eastbourne next year
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>>155535704
That would be preferable can't see shit with these shadows
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>>155535802
you should respect him, as he is the last American slam finalist since the Andy Roddick podcaster
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>>155535913
pourquoi les croix?
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Taylor is the first top 10 player Zverev faced since Sinner in Madrid (in singles of course)
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>>155535913
sole final? maybe
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>>155535913
I recently did this list (finalists in the 2020s winrate in the GS finals)
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>>155535935
He faced Cobolli in the final, he is top10 on clay elo.
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>>155535980
My Ruud :(
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>>155535985
He was ranked 12th if my memory serves right
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>>155535980
last four are disgusting for the sport.
Tsitsipas and Ruud should be the lowest tier of finalists.
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>same insufferable commmentary on TennisTV and Sky sports tennis
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>>155536042
Here's 2010s
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And 2000s lol
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>>155536062
Murray got kwabed
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>>155535930
Il est mort
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>>155536081
VGH
Le strong era
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>Zverev calendar year slam still on, and looking better than ever
let's go!
auff gets
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this 'letting players get away with taking extra time after they receive a time violation' meme has to stop
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This is absolute peak Fritz on grass, one of the players of the decade in the surface.
And Zverev is toying with him
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Zverev would win a calendar slam if every tournament is +35°C
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>>155536261
one of the best players*
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We did it, Arnaldingers. We defeated the Alastair Gray of British Lawn Tennis fame.
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>>155536081
Lord most of that top half is beautiful
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>>155536271
He is an athlete for sure, not like that ginger mickey master sinner
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>>155535763
>Francisco Cerundoodoo
What is wrong with this bum
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>>155536321
He's a disgrace, his brother will forever eclipse him with that clinical win against Sinner at the French.
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>>155536335
>clinical win
kek
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We had a good run Z-bros
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Zverev toying with Fritz by getting broken to love. Next level
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oZer
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>>155536383
couple of lucky shots for the best American of the last 15 years, that's grass.
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>>155536377
Insane run, one tournament and a part of another.
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two honorary krauts face off in krautland
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>>155536438
Bonzi. Machac. Halys. De Jong. Jodar. Mensik. Cobolli. Kopriva. Hanfmann. Collignon. Remember their names.
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It's over for the Zverabetic
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>>155536081
lmaoooo
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Booooo
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>>155536667
why
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>>155536667
glasses bros what do you do?
I literally just go blurry and trust my bro to be honest about the ball going out

then again I play on clay so i can just walk over and do le inspection joke while he does the circling a random imprint with his racket joke
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i miss benny shelly
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I bet aussies dont even realize how goofy their accent sounds
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>
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>>155536698
contacts
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>>155536721
What accents do you/Germans favor?
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>>155536787
Nta but I love a southern twang
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Focus, Z
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>>155536721
They do and they seem to lean into it. Fun bunch desu.
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>>155536787
australians of course.
Its not sexy at all but its hilarious.
>>155536902
exactly.
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Post-slam Zverev is a different beast
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>>155537020
imagine if he had been gifted a free grand slam when he was 22 already. we would have had unlocked zverev for 7 years beating the vultures djokovic and nadal down
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this is a wendelken in the wild
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Finished my walk through the park gonna turn round and do it in reverse
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>>155537258
moonwalk
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>>155537258
careful out there. It is a monstrous heat out there today.
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>>155536356
Made sinner look like he was standing still
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>>155536356
why doesnt he just eat bananas? Never seen him do it.

It seems to be a dying trend generally but why not give it a try
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>>155537362
It’s a crisp cloudy 23 here no worries
Why are bees always just hanging out in the ground not moving
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>>155537486
The logic i think is to break down foods to their constituent parts and consume those in a concentrated solution.
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>>155537523
Is Z an elite grass ballsman now?
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Is Zverev struggling with the heat?
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ZVEREVS PHONE PASSWORD IS 1111
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I deeply apologize to Cisco. I wasn't familiar with his game.
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>>155537609
First American down.
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>>155537591
Explain
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>>155537634
Saw him use it on stream. was totally obvious
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>>155537658
How can we use that info for the greater good of /atp/? Maybe hack into his phone and make him schedule volley sessions with Becker
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lil pub is dying
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Blood sugar levels?
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>DJ starts playing We Will Rock You but stops and thinks better of it
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>>155537717
Bitpanda? More like Bit Olga
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>>155537714
he really wants to be sinner doesn't he
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>>155537758
Doping ban for illegal insulin incoming?
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oh no.
Cramping Zverev from the finals activated. Hell break back here for sure
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well he played more aggressive but it was a shit aggressive
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The pressure of a slam final is nothing like the pressure of playing at home
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wait what. these guys get to shower between the sets?
pro tennis is so wuss
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>>155538026
I had the stream muted, did the commentators say that? I'm pretty sure that's against the rules, I think I remember Mensik losing a match because he was so mad that they wouldn't let him shower
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>>155538131
>did the commentators say that
yep.
> I'm pretty sure that's against the rules,
sure hope so
> I think I remember Mensik losing a match because he was so mad that they wouldn't let him shower
kek when was that? but i guess that means some tournaments allow it some dont
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https://tennis-infinity.com/news/tennis-player-disqualified-for-taking-10-second-shower-during-toilet-break
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>>155538172
Actually I might've gotten mixed up, I think there was some drama (might've been at Davis Cup) where a drug tester followed Mensik off court during a bathroom break or something and he didn't appreciate it? But I'm sure I've heard of players being denied showers as well
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>>155538275
Wait it was at Next Gen, they tried to get Mensik to do a drug test during his match against Fils and he wasn't happy
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court looks so ugly now.
You can really see the lines where the patches are separate
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what is lil bud doingß
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>>155538439
grass can't even last 1 week
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>shitz
>>
Quick, name a famous German mountain
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The new Zvera is Zverover (2026-2026)
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>the thrilling finale of the premium grass ATP tournament on the planet
>three posts in half an hour
lameasses with your saturday afternoon socialising
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I never rated zverev
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>>155538699
I've never seen anyone call the Nottingham Challenger the premium grass ATP tournament on the planet
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>>155538729
(That title belongs to Eastbourne)
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I never want to see Zverev hyped on muh spee ever again
Fritz is the new Wimbledon favourite
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It keeps happening
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Someone told Fritz Halle was east of Bournemouth
KEK
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How is Fritz ever anyones cryptonite?
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It's always gross when Zverev takes his manbun out and his hair sticks. He didn't do it this time but still
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>>155538789
He has the exact same game as Zverev but without the diabetes
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why would it be any different just because he vultured a slam?
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oh god and Paul is winning too.
Only hope is Altmaier winning, and both Americans losing in the final
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Kek never change zverev you hack
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>7
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fritz is elite
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Why don't they paint the discoloured grass green
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>>155538977
He’s the big 1
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Only Altmaier can save Amerihaters
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>>155539077
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT
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So glad seeing Zverev going back to his former form. He must be proud of gettimg out of that streak and be true to himself again.
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This is very sad for the sport.
We needed a new champion
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>>155539308
Yes but not Zverev. He just won because he was the highest seed remaining and didn't meat anyone peaking
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Fritz
Frank
Pablo
Nagasaki
World Cup

It's a Yankout
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Altmaier bros we are getting slapped around
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Will Jannik bottle Wimbly?
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>>155539824
Only heat can stop him
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>>155539910
he's due for a non physical collapse slam
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>>155540923
>muh surely this time...
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>>155541075
unironically yes
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put on the game for my mom who's an eala fan and she immediately lost lulz
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german's not gonna like that one
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Skupski cross the Mersey
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Will this Fonsecaltmaier vs Sheltobolli encounter be worth a look or shall I watch The Client (1994)?
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>>155539753
>Nagasaki
But he lost?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-ouwwous2M
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Andy.. I know you've retired, handed in your badge and gun. I know you got that family now. But what about your real family, the tennis family? You still got any love in your heart for them, deep down? Because they need you right now. Tennis needs you. So how about it, huh? Come outta retirement, one last job. One final mission. Cause tennis needs saving, and it just might goddam be a worthless old nursemaiding son of a bitch like you that does it. So are you with me? One. Last. Dance.
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>>155548498
the paleness in this image is blinding
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>>155548498
I liked it when he was gone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuhn5hOOsxY

Zverev says the blood glucose sensor he used before the match was showing a wrong number and so he ended up injecting too much insulin. So he ended up eating way too much sugar in the first set.
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I'm thinking Peter Capaldi will play him in the movie. It's called: Winning British.
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>>155548974
The US NSA is behind this and I can prove it
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>>155548974
WTF IS ON HIS FIRST KNUCKLE ON HIS RIGHT PINKY FINGER
YUUUUCK!
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>>155548498
this is like the plot of Unforgiven but with tennis and Murray as Eastwood
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Bald!
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>>155549636
a callous from beatin' women
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>>155548897
What exactly will he teach Drapist? How to destroy his hip? He's doing just fine in that regard
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Nobody cares about soccer
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who is your "maybe top 20 at best" shitter you enjoy watching anyway, anon?
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>>155553526
Musetti
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>>155550743
He will teach him how to push his way to victory against djokovic on grass
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>>155553526
Felix
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Prepare for this thread to be buried if Ivory Coast wins
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>>155556520
I drank too much
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>>155556520
Let's just agree to reconvene at 1pm tomorrow.
Here, I'll simulate the overnight posting between now and then so you don't miss a thing.
>bump
>tennis.
>streamable of some random 150 rank jabroni in practice
>i'm going for a walk
>morning bros
>who we got?
>these tournaments are so fucking shit
>fritz is elite
>tomasz pawel
>START THE FARKIN TENNIS
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>>155558556
kek
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Shitz does all this just to go out in the first week of Wimbledon
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>>155560765
Who will he lose to?
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>>155560765
how come all these actresses/singstresses will be like my favourite film is the 1964 italian neorealist epic Broken Spaghetti/my favourite album is the 1972 seminal finnish jazz work Baby its cold up here, and then they only star in and produce utter slop
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>>155561012
performative nonsense, like the 17 yo brazilian football player saying his favorite player is bobby charlton
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I've just remembered italian neorealism was a post-war genre that was 40s/50s not 60s, god I've embarrassed myself there.
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>>155558556
yeah, it should be fine to let the thread die during world cup game days.
If anons keep it alive, then cool, but shouldnt be a must.
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Sure do love keeping my windows closed till 1am. Thanks Tommy for driving a F-150 for no reason
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>>155561012
They have to admit they saw Godard for letterbox likes but have never seen any of his film
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>>155562464
tried watching nouvelle vague and have never felt more filtered
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>>155562567
the 1990 movie btw
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Filtered by kino and filtered by die hard. A sad story. Jaws and Interstellar are both on at the kinoplex tomorrow and I’m thinking of going, if I do it’ll 90% be the former
They’re also on at the same time as the tennis, I will do literally anything to avoid watching Queens
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>>155562567
You should watch Playtime. It's not Godard but frog excellence
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>>155562912
It's funny I loved Interstellar but my brother said it's just 3 hours of people crying. Such cases
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>>155562912
Interstellar is overrated dogshit. Nolan movies in general are terrible. He makes movies for people who feel smart for saying "SW19" instead of Wimbledon.
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nolan is a vulture
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>>155563097
kek
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>>155563022
Mcconaughey crying is one of the good parts, like most Nolan films there's some great set pieces but the skeleton is mid
Anyway I'm not going to go, I was thinking of getting a membership for the next month or so but there's fuck all on (except the Odyssey, KEK)
>>
>>155562912
getting slightly filtered is actually fine but that one made me feel retarded
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Godard talk in /atp/? Unexpected desu.
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back on topic
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>>155564208
For me it's Gremlins
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>>155564208
Another sign Fritz is low iq. The evidence is overwhelming.
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>athletes are dumb
It's not news
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>ecuador vs curacao
think we're safe lads. The Walton vs Svajda of WC matchups
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>>155565582
If Ecuador fumble it there'll likely be Conmebol shit posting.
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well, we'll see
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>Olivia Rodrigo says New Order's "Age of Consent" was her No. 1 song on Spotify Wrapped in 2025.
I've changed my mind based Livvy
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Have no faith in Tiafool

>>155567282
Janman will NOT appreciate this post
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>>155566729
There's also Japan to play as well
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>>155567594
Somewhere in his bed asleep Kittington just stirred a little and unwittingly mumbled phwoar
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Fucking Ecuador
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>>155561684
>thatneorealistfacewhen
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>>155564208
ragebait video
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>>155570995
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>>155576351
New Pyro weapon?
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>both americans beating germans on home ground
you just know they made him proud :')
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the japanese win will inspire fritz to glory
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At least the finals are not at the same time
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>>155531431
The Nadal
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test
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>>155538891
>and both Americans losing in the final
>
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fark it's getting a bit hot
bit of brunch and beeline for the nearest least junkie-infested park methinks
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>>155581996
Here are some tips to deal with the warm weather
>25C: wearing a jumper is optional
>30C: open the window
>35C: wear shorts
>40C: drink some water
>45C: turn on the air conditioning
>50C: just stop oil
Hope this helps
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Borges Mannarino is a nice appetizer
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>>155582454
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>>155583542
Can't say you weren't warned
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mad dogs and englishmen
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So
>155558556
>who we got?
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>>155584205
Thomas will expose Franziskus.
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Vuori need to change up this purple outfit don't they have other ideas
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Mannarino just needs to conserve his energy for Wimbledon where he is one of the favourites
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>>155584389
They use rich colors like lululemon
You can almost forget it's woven plastic from the developing world
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Saint Francisco vs Paul the Apostle
Who will win in the hallowed Queens grounds
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Hope Cerundolo can figure it out. His father dubbed him el pistolero (the gunslinger) and it's fitting. A breast of fresh ass in the atp elite.
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Why is it still Queens and not Kings
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Dirt rat winning queens? SAD
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>>155584841
I don't have an issue with purple it's the length of time they wear it. Shelton and Fonseca never take it off not even to sleep
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>>155585029
Fair. Fila used to have the best designs and variety a few years ago. Vibrant and interesting but flattering
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>>155585066
That dreamy giant can make anything look good
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>>155585079
True
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>>155584251
Interesting theory. Have you considered that Tommy is shit?
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Tommy Paul just isn’t used to this level of heat and humidity
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how will pauly solve this cerundrum?
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>>155585318
Does Wimbledon start on a Monday like normal tournaments or have they also gone woke?
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>>155585349
Hope Fran starts missing more. Usually happens.
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>>155585373
yup
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ah yes. the tactical set pt df
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Francisco is cerumbling
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Grim
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>Tiafritz in the hall of echoes
no ta
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Cerundolo is so SHIT. How the fuck did he get to the finals
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FRAUDY PAUL
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Think I'm officially boycotting tennis unless any of the following are playing:
Sinner
Djokovic
Fonseca
Jodar
Ruud
Buse
Fils
Rune
Draper
Walton
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>Pualy Snore
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>>155586220
what did he mean by this
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>>155586205
Tommy mogs half of the those guys, b
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>>155586236
*Pauly Snore
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Big Foe goated
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>>155586205
>no Charlie
Shit list
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Foe CerundoGOD would be a nightmare double for Portugal.
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>>155586436
>still doubting Thomas
He's the king of Queens
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What a bald fraud
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Wasn't Shitz supposed to be elite
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>>155586359
anon, Carlos Alcaraz died.
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>>155586476
He’s always been a shitter
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>>155586469
what did he mean by this
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Has Peeafoe ever won a real tournament before? Do NOT come at me with some shit like Washington.
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>>155586538
Let's see your fav do it on a muggy Sunday in Houston
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Imagine if Tiafoe took his headband off and his whole top of his head lifted up with it and the real top of his head was just pure flat
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The first Yank winner of Halle is le big foe
Amazing
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I really don't like when players don't show physical animation when the match point ends. I NEED a fistpump
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>>155586572
Sampras could never
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Is Frank a Wimbledon contender?
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Just saving his energy for the king's real slam, Eastbourne
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>>155586572
Based
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>>155586584
first round loss to Marton Fucsovics I'm afraid
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>>155586478
Dead like Thiem or fake dead like Zverev?
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>>155586584
Yes
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>>155586612
future thiem
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>Taylor
:3
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>>155586594
Wonder if he can lose three consecutive finals in as many weeks
Has that ever been done before
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>>155586721
i asked AI but it just made shit up.
>>
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>>155586909
That's another title with the winner beating 3 top 10s in the same week btw
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>>155586925
everyone knows this top 10 is asterisked and this >>155586205 is the real top 10 thoughbeit
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>>155564334
what are dem fings in gremlins called agen?
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minor slip up

but fritz still warming up for his wimbledon victory

fritz just cares about civil right
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Cerundolo close out a set challenge
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The hallowed ground of Queen's Club. All the greats have won there. Sampras, Nadal, Becker, Mcenroe, Connors. Laver, Emerson, Edberg. Murray, Dimitrov, Lopez, Alcaraz. And now the great Juan Manuel Cerundolo joins their ranks.
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Do you ever suddenly have a moment of conscious realisation that your favourite old tennis player is really never ever coming back
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¡Dale Cisco!
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Thank Cerundulo he saved us
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What a shame for Tommy's girlfriend, she will have to arrange her own photoshoot this year
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CerunGODo
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>>155586584
My thoughts exactly.
Id say so.
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>i won quens
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kek he won against Paul in the final before?
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Arise Sir Run d'Lol
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>>155587518
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>>155587563
>>
England ugly frfr
>>155587511
THE Queens?!
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>>155587563
He jaw mogs
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>>155587582
no one knows what that image is supposed to convey.
its just a fat negress. Is it your mom?
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> tommy pooper
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>>155587613
was about to say this but without the racialised part. i'm just sick of seeing her
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>>155564334
Critters a close second
>>155564208
Based Ruud likes The Prestige, a fine film, Nolan's best alongside Memento
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VGH
@Portugal
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>>155587259
Sampras died 25 years ago and I'm still not over it
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>>155587259
nah
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>>155587259
I don’t have a favorite player. Just players i dislike
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>>155587259
Sinner will be back dont worry
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>>155592561
Players I dislike
>Fritz
>clayrats
>Carlos sometimes
>Opoopka
>Felix
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>>155594425
Pretty good list. I like most clayrats though. Serveboting is easy mode
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Draper and Kyrgios also in action tomorrow supposedly in the ATP
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>>155587259
The only cope I allow myself is that he's secretly spending all his millions on some bionic Swiss knee. I saw him against Ruud in Australia at the start of the year. He's still there. I believe
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>>155596663
The big 3 will unironically return to the tour in the late 2030s as age reversal technology will return them to their 20s.
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>>155599689
(This anon is probably kidding, but I genuinely do believe it's true and it will happen.)
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The real cope is hoping their kids become elite pros
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>>155600815
Does anyone seriously do that?
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>>155590826
Based
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>>155601549
haha no way haha I definitely don't want an identical regen of my eternal fav player
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>>155602338
I'd would be nice but given the record, highly unlikely
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Who's more fraudulent, Paul or Fritz?
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>>155604877
Fritz. He keeps jobbing to players he should easily beat way too often
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>>155604877
Fritz, as Paul is useless and doesn't pretend otherwise.
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Ballsmen playing tomorrow:
Drapist
Walton
Kyrgios
Monday
Punished Evans
Blanch
Gea

(peethiopian bonus round):
Tomic
Basilashvili
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>>155606049
>Monday and Blanch
Every time kek
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>>155606049
Shan’t be watching
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>>155607049
Walton and Kyrgios are playing EACH OTHER btw. A titanic antipodean battle is sure to ensue.
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>>155607190
Watch Nicolas retire after the first
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Who's the Cape Verde of tennis?
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>>155608579
Dustin Brown
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>>155608694
Now that was a journeyman ballsman
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