Turkiye Edition
First post for best girl.What are we predicting for this one lads?
>>1555213542-2
I'm assuming that arab chick has a name?
Did anyone fell for the Türkiye meme?I also think most people say Kiev no Kyiv
>>155521244
>>155521430no, no one didpeople call things by different names in different languages
>>1555213540-0 McSemen Slurper ®, official sponsor of the CUM FIFA World Cup 2026 ®
>>155521472average people doesnt care but officials and international orgs pretty much do
>>155521244Go Paraguay
>>155521577international orgs still pretend that french is relevant
>>155521244Is no one going to post that sandnig's name?
I will always call it Turkey
>>155521244sauce me before i lose my comfy vibesalso check 'em
>>155521758probably the same as yours (please tell me)
>>155521244Türkiye ez 2-0
>>155521808I'm a man retard, now tell me that sandnig's name
>>155521758>>155521802latinx losing their minds over some average basic bitch
>>155521244What can we expect from this game? Will they soar above Paraguay or crash land?
>>155521844I’ve seen your kind lose their shit over goblinas. Stfu
>paraguay not using their stripes kitGuranteed defeat
>>155521844I find that arab bitch cuteI fail to see the issue
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOO
El fucking Modric paraguayo. lmao
>>155522098this nigga taking strays lmao
Hahahahahahahahahahha 1 minute in lol
ooooh we got ourselves a ballgame
LOL
ROACH SISTERS??!?!?!?!
PARAGUAY CARAJOOOOOO
PREDICT THE FINAL SCORE
>>155522262TUR 1 - 3 PAR
This better not be a slurper like the scot game
Surely this game won't devolve into a snooze fest like Morocco - Scotland earlier
These argies can’t leave mexico alone, can they>similar to that messi’s goal against mexicoLol
>>155522262Turkey 1 - 2 Paraguay
>>155521385not gonna tell racists. sorry not sorry
how do I get a Turkish qt? how crazy are they compared to Latinas?
If Paragay Wins or Draws, USA automatically takes 1st in the group.
Just found out Galarza still belongs to >my club. Good, now we can trick some dumb club and make money out of this shitter.
Why the hell do Turkey not actually have a national team emblem and just whack their flag straight on to their kit? They look like a PES team that Konami didn't have the license to.
BASEDIT'S CALLED CONSTANTINOPLE
Paraguay brought the RAID spray
>>155522354Turkish women are autistic.
What does he do? Can he even be considered an athlete?
>>155522397we gonna rape these fools and got 9 pointsalso this set up a very interesting aus vs turk
>>155522449fuck i meant aus vs paragay
>these cockroaches trying to get a paraguayan sent off by screaming at every challenge What a bunch of sissies
>>155522399I’m ok with autism, we all have a little autism in us
>>155522514This score means Turkey is eliminated. That match would be meaningless for the them. Australia would want a point just to be safe on the third spot tiebreak, though.
>>155522520>24 years to get back to the world cup>about to crash out with 0 pointsha ha
>>155522354They are strong minded amd open but still retain a subconscious traditional mindset. So they would fuck you the first night ypu met them on dating apps but they may start a serious, marriage oriented relations. Great sex and in my experience they are not used to big cocks (sorry Turkish men) so they can be impressed by the right proportions>>155522399In the best way tho. Istanbul cultured young women are the most islamophobic people I have ever met and penetrated.
This will turn into murderball any minute now
someone got beamed by that ball kek. I hope they show it
>>155522571yeah assume paraguay wins here, a draw at the final day would probably benefit both, but im sure nobody want 3rd to meet another 1st place from another group
>garlanza fondaIt was all part of gallardo’s plan
Turks need to lock it in. No murderball shit this early. Plenty of time left and they have the talent to overcome Paraguay. Yildiz, Guler, Uzun, Calhanoglu can all ball
Death to all roaches and shiptar scumGo best guay
these posts might be bad luck
>>155522705Trust the process.
Who does Australia want to win this and why?
>another home run kickI told you, we need this. 1 yard = about 8 cheeseburgers
>>155522826who the fuck come up with this dumb shit?going for the upper goal is way easier
>>155522580that’s all I want, a qt who is willing to be serious and want a family. Getting harder and harder to meet one here or in Mexico that don’t have tattoos or piercings, or bitch about gender equality
>>155522809your mom bitch lmaooooo
Roachsisters.... not like this...
>>155522865the upper goal is bad. If you kick it over the net like a faggot, its points for the other team
>>155522874what are you talking about, tradwife shit from conservative are all the rage now, just find one of those
>>155522809You will most likely need a draw against Paraguay regardless of what happens here, but since you already have an advantage against Turkey in the h2h, I guess Paraguay not winning benefits you the most.
>>155522809Turkey to win or draw is what you want because you already beat them and own the head to head.
Holy shit, I’m hating this turkey team so much it’s unreal, what a bunch of diving faggots
>>155522874>don’t have tattoos or piercingswait you fucking faggots seriously care about this ahahahaha
>>155522944oh i see, i read it wrong because i assume that your goal implied your side and opposing team is the attacking one who would get point
Paraguay can't coordinate a good counter, they're messing up their tempo on the passes
when will turkey score goals?
>>155523015NTA, female doodleniggers look like shit and as do piercings.
>>155523015yeah, they're major red flags
USAbros you need to get all your long range shooters and just shoot at this Turkish goalkeeper broJust free goals from long range
This ref is trash.
So anyway I can watch this in japan? Because I can‘t find a livestream and I am not paying dazn
>>155522354Plenty in Sydney, dark haired and nice looking for the most part
>STEWWPEDkek. That little mutt looking monkey is going to stab someone before the game is over
>>155523015>tattoos or piercingssluts for a good time not for a long time
>>155523084foxtrend.st
>>155522979>>155522973No. The heart wants what the heart wants. VIVA PARAGUAY (for the next couple of hours)
>>155523065>faggots browsing 4chan talking about red flagslmao, you guys are top tier comedian
>>155523015yes, if they can’t respect themselves, I can’t imagine they have the discipline required to have a family and lasting marriage
> pegged turkey once by surprise> 90 minutes of gay after that
now im 100% sure: Paraguay sold out to USA in the first gameThey are well know to be the most corrupt country in LATAM
You guys remember Anzu? What happened to her?
>>155521244I would invade her Gallipoli if you know what I mean
You may think Turkey is dominating but actually this is how Paraguay made it yo the WC
>>155523048>>155523065>>155523104it's okay to be gay, anons. i accept you as you are <3
Can a turk tell me why the commentator call the turkish players by their first name
>>155523167You can keep those sluts, bro. I don’t mind.
Turkey is smothering Paragay like USA did; Now, is that circumstantial or do you think they studied that game?
QUICK!HYDRATE!!!!
IT'S NIGHTTIME IN THE BAY AREATHEY DON'T NEED A GOD DAMN HYDRATION BREAK
>>155523244look at her go!
I gotta sleep because I have to work in 8 hours, but I hope there's a big Turkey chimp out. They can't afford to lose this game, right?
>>155523255Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>155523244Lol
>>155523084streamed.pk choose the bbc option
>>155523267Yes they will be eliminated if they loseGod willing they concede 9 more.
>>155523175backward is order word turkish
The only People I know from Turkey are Erdogan and Cenk + Hassan
>>155523267Good night anon, if they lose they are out
>they are finally starting to realize that this whole thing is rigged
>>155523314They have that funny midget and the salt chef. Surely you know those.
Paraguay can't string together a pass outside of their half for their lifeYeah, I'm thinking we're through
>Turkeey-ah
>The muslim shithole of TurkeyKWAB
That Caceres nigga is hideous
literally /comfy/
And the turkey googled the hen
>>155522354Turkish women never seemed crazy to me (apart from the fact all Turks are mentally ill when it comes to national pride), not Latina-tier crazy at least, as Turks are rather agreeable, although usually reserved at first, in personal relationshipsAlso they love cats
>>155523432Not really, why the fuck would you bring a baby to a gameKazakhstan Kazakhstan Kazakhstan
>>155523355me when i'm answering my wife's question about what lunch meat i want on my sandwich before she pushes me headlong into the grand canyon for the life insurance money
algun stream en español?
>>155523507viprow.co
Desu from what I've seen Turks are horse-faced than northern yuros
>Paraguay is playing the same right backWhy on earth, he was shit vs the US and is shit now
PALOTROLL POST
Galarza's playing with fire
>>155523432wonder if Infantino jewed that baby for full ticket price
OH NO NO NO
>>155523525? He’s made yildiz his bitch until now
>>155523507Footybite.ac, pick Telemundo for mexican.
Is it good that Turkey has controlled the ball so much or good that Paraguay has prevented them from scoring?
>>155523517>>155523580Thanks
Dammit Paraguay
>Yellow carding some random old man on the staffWhy do they do this?
Ref is RATTLED
>>155523488Patriotism is based.Nationalism is cringe.
>latinos in charge of not getting losing their temper when things get spicy, or 'picante' as they say in Ethpanya or the Mexicos
These cockroaches are disgusting
This guy Cacares is literally everywhere on the pitch wtf
>>155523655betting
Why are turkish games always so fucking heated and chaotic
If Alfaro is smart, he would sub off galarza and pitta
>>155523588The latter
>>155523588Turkey has 80% possession of the ball so far, but they've only had 1 shot on target. That's not good. In almost 45 minutes, they've literally created 0 big chances. That's very bad. You can have all the ball you want, but if you can't be dangerous with it, what's the point? So far it Paraguay is doing a good job defensively and Turkey's attack is impotent
>>155523588See >>155523161
>>155523812They hit the post, sofascore watcher
>>155523790>smarthe is just a argentinian snake oil salesman
Anyone have the Paraguay goal?
>>155523887Yeah, Paraguay
>>155523848from a set piecein open play they're completely toothless
fight fight fight
https://voca.ro/1bjBMTeyuP8dWould this kind of Spanish be acceptable in South America?
>>155523908I know I just wanted to expose his sofascore ass
I swear I've seen more ref interferences in the last week than ever before.
>>155523757my state doesn't allow you to bet on cards because of that shit
>>155523793>>155523812>>155523841Thanks
>>155523923even on Juneteenth the correct term is chimpout
You can say FAFANCULO without getting carded
EL VAR SINSO
*covers mouth*>CUCARACHA
uh oh
What a gay sport
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
based ref announcement. best one of the tourney by FAR
>YOU COVERED YOUR MOUTH! LE RED CARD!really? wtf is this gay shit
ACTIVATE THE MOUTH COVERING PROTOCOL
Kiked sport
It is a very gay thing to do... but they had been warned
LMFAOOOOOO WHY HES YELLINGKINO KINO KINO
I’m sorry what
*covers mouth*NO ERA PENAL
lmao
that's a yellow at bestgay ass new rules
did you just fucking cover your mouth mate?!?!?
this semen slurping sport is not for me anymore
*covers mouth*cockroach
>>15552381280% means nothing when your opponent shuts in like a turtle and you get caught at every counterattack with your pants down. We saw this in last week with Australia as well. Montella is a bad coach and the squad suffers from favouritism when Berke Özer and Can Uzun do not get a chance. I bet Americans will score 4 goals.
So much for stopping the spread
holy shit, almiron might be the biggest retard in the tournament. every team got this specific rule drilled into their heads.
embarrassing
This is so stupid. Players have been doing it for so long that at this point they do it almost instinctively.
NO ERA BOCA CUBIERTA
I never want to hear about how manly this sport is.
What the fuck happened? Did he curse at the other player o algo?
Hilarious way to get sent off.
Can't believe he covered his freaking mouth. what is the world coming to
he was just coughing bros
>>155523934Sounds a lot like a brazilian speaking spanish
How long do they have ten players for
>>155524270you get a red instantly as soon as you do this now, because this is how players try to get away with insults without lip readers being able to tell what they said. so they just send them off instantly for that now.
I wasn't watching. Did they seriously eject somebody for cussing at another player? Don't they do that literally all the time in every other sport?
all you have to do is be respectful and nice.
>>155524338rest of the match, m8
>>155524338The rest of the game
>>155524338For the rest of this game
WTF thanks USA
>>155524386>>155524387>>155524393lol what
guaranteed chimp out incoming
So you can shit talk without covering your mouth, as long as it's not racist?
>>155524338The rest of the tournament
song i made from posts itt.https://voca.ro/1aVSd33cZ0T2Album: WORLD CUP 2026Song: Paraguay vs Turkey (Love From Kazakhstan)[LYRICS]>sauce me before i lose my comfy vibes>also, check 'em>ooh we got ourselves a ballgame>BASED>IT'S CALLED CONSTANTINOPLE>another home run kick>I told you, we need this.>1 yard equals about 8 cheeseburgers>These Argies can’t leave Mexico >alone>similar to that Messi’s goal against Mexico>Turks need to lock it in. No murderball shit this early. Plenty of time left and they have the talent to overcome Paraguay. >BASED>IT'S CALLED CONSTANTINOPLE>another home run kick>I told you, we need this.>1 yard equals about 8 cheeseburgers>WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS DUMB SHIT?>GOING FOR THE UPPER GOAL IS WAY EASIER>IT'S NIGHTTIME IN THE BAY AREA>THEY DON'T NEED A GOD DAMN HYDRATION BREAK>No->really, why the fuck would you bring a baby to a game?>Kazakhstan Kazakhstan Kazakhstan ( love from Kazakhstan)>Kazakhstan Kazakhstan Kazakhstan ( love from Kazakhstan)>Kazakhstan Kazakhstan Kazakhstan ( love from Kazakhstan)
soccer is so gay
>>155524344Should be yellow. Straight red for that is ridiculous
>>1555243386 min
>>155524376it's irrelevant if he even insulted him at all, talking to a player from the other side with your mouth covered is a straight red now.
I blame ViniciusSoft ass negroes
>>155524434Basically, yes.
>F****>N****R
Monicius ruined the game
Roachnigger
>>155524304Fuck me why does everyone say that
>>155524420i know, ridiculousnew rule and this is the first time it happensTHANKS MONICIUS
>>155524338for the rest of time
i actually like the rule. soccer refs put up with way too much bullshit in my opinion
>>155524338Forever. If they make the 2030 World Cup they’ll only be allowed 10
>>155524344What if you barely move your lips on purpose when you talk lol
>>155524463That might be the most fucking retarded rule I've ever heard of in any sport.
>>155524443maybe, i think it's pretty harsh as well. but in this case i don't have much sympathy, every squad in the tournament was briefed intensely on this rule change, so almiron is just a retard.
>>155524376Earlier this year an Argie (surprise, surprise) committed a major roicist crime against a heckin niggerino while covering his mouth and here we are now
What a retarded rule
>>155524420Worst thing is that he misses next game and depending on the aggression, the player could be sanctioned for more than one game
>card for covering your mouth
>>155524465Basically every major incident this past season seemed to involve him in some way lmao. Might as well call it the Vini Jr. rule.
>>155524481
>>155524481Jej
>>155524491its way more interesting now because turkshits are so fucking bad they might need to be 2 men up to score
>>155524440based lyrics, ngl
>>155524517no problem there as long as you don't cover your mouth>>155524523that guy who called vini jr a nigger ruined it for everyone else, it's a rule that pretty much only exists to prevent racial insults
>>155524376No you're allowed to curse someone out in stereo.
hate this shit sport so much
These guys should play hockey
>>155524440this is just saosin
>>155523934Sounds like a radio announcer that goes live from 2am to 4am but anyone could understand what you said, so yes, it's acceptable.
Turkey is going for the reverse Qatar strat.
>>155524481kekkini
>>155524584Oh no this match is Kino, I mean Monicius ruined Association Football
>>155524523The assumption is that, if you have to cover your mouth so no one can read your lips, the expectation is that it's something not very nice.
CHIMPOUT
this is the longest +6 I've ever seen
>>155524600No, Vini ruined it for everyone by running to the ref and being a tattle tale little bitch. Stop victim blaming.
second half finna be saucy
>>155524600What if you call somebody a nigger without covering your mouth? Do you get red carded then?
>>155524504>MONICIUSWho
>>155524723...yes.
>Standing next to your opposition player>Have the sniffles>Rub your nose>Opposition player falls to the ground>Red card
>>155524202>I bet Americans will score 4 goals.From what I've seen so far and Turkey's performance vs Australia, I think there's a good chance this'll happen. Americans are not necessarily overflowing with lots of individual talent, but they're very organized, disciplined and highly physical. And this Turkish team looks like the complete opposite of that. Very sad for you guys, there's a lot of talent here that's not being utilized properly. I am still old fashioned and of the belief that your manager must really be from your own country. I have no idea how Montella got this job, he has done nothing after Fiorentina
>REF!!! REEEEFFFFF!!! HE JUST SAID A NO NO WORD!!!! REFFFF SAVE MEEEEE
>>155524745What if the ref doesn't hear you say it? How can they prove you said it? Why not just go up to the ref and cry that somebody called you a mean word to get a man advantage?
Almirón is the only retard who:- got carded for diving even though others did it too- got carded for covering his mouth even though someone else definitely did it at some pointThere's clearly an agenda against him.
>achoo>kicked out gamekek
Should've Montella been red carded for saying fafanculo to the ref?
>>155524723The fuck do you think???
>>155524723no you get a penalty and the ref high fives you
for me it's homemade cuck porn and turkey
>>155524729https://edition.cnn.com/2026/02/17/sport/vinicius-madrid-benfica-halted-alleged-racial-abuse
>>155524729Famous Brazilian Humanzee player Monicius Jr
>>155524634No flopping in hockey unless its a literal dead body flopping around
>>155524797They can use VAR and read your lips now lmao.
>>155524797There are cameras, Anon
>>155524828It is a European sport, so probably.
>>155524837
>>155524723yeah. and since lip readers will be able to tell what you said, you're probably getting banned for at least a couple of months too.>>155524707all i'm saying is that while vini is a retarded nigger, you have to be pretty stupid to fall for his bait and call him that on the pitch. and since the guy covered his mouth, this rule now exists.
>>155524797the entire match is completely at the ref's discretion. literally whatever they say goes
I was busy having sexo. What happened? Was there a chimpout?Turned TV on at halftime
>>155524797Lmao are you new. They got camera all over your ass when 2 players start going at it
If Tuerkeeeey-ah win this after that red card, there’s gonna be a brawl between the two teams with chairs thrown and someone’s getting knocked unconscious
Has anyone seen my wife in this year's WC?
Without the mouth covering rule we would see an increased rate of chimpouts from pacey ngubus after being called the n-word.
Fucking turkey niggers cant handle a bit of banter
>>155524833Too bad Amber Blank stopped making shit
>>155524878>>155524862>>155524858So they employ people to read lips to get rid of no no words but don't do anything to eliminate the 50 flops per match?
>>155524954they don't even need to be employing lip readers, those people can just watch the matches and make a fuss on social media anyways if they happen to see something like that.
>>155524827Answer me please German autistIsn't insulting the ref a big no no?
Apologize.
>>155525031obviously, always has been. i wasn't paying attention to montella though.
*covers mouth and says something about all of you*
Why don't soccer players just take up ventriloquism? Then they could call people niggers and nobody could prove they said it.
Maybe Paraguay should come out next match like this.
>>155524440die ai sloppa[spoiler]jk i find it fun, what service do you use though? last time i played around with this ages ago everything had hard restrictions on swearing/slurs[/spoiler]
>>155525058You apologize, monkeys can’t go two seconds without being racist
>>155525117Faggot
>>155525058why did argentina leave him off the world cup team
I can see the argument that the rule being strict, but I'm surprised to see 4chan defend this faggotry of saying shit to other people behind a cover. If you want to say shit do it full chest
>>155525093obviously that's the new meta. i also expect>pretending to scratch your mouth>lying on the ground and putting your face against the pitch>stealthy sign language>the revival of dead languages to find new ways to call vini a nigger while getting away with it
As per my tradition: How do I get a turkish gf as a blackanon? How would I get a paraguayan gf or are they all racist?
>>155525099Kek
>>155525171We're on an anonymous message board. Everything we say is behind a cover.
>>155525171You know 4channers are cowardly faggots who’d never say a slur towards the people they hate to their face, right?
>>155525171Don’t mistake me. I think players should be able to say anything they want, except to the refs, but fifa enforced this woke faggotry and now everyone cries, and edgy faggots keep pushing the line
>>155525201you dontyou dont
>>155523396this homogay going around rating men lmao kwaf (kek what a faggot)
>>155525171
>have to cough. >be polite and cover your mouth. >team gets punished.
>>155525171The rule is retarded because the turkish player ran crying to the linesman the moment Almiron covered his mouth before he could've even said anything
can you pull your jersey over your mouth, or is that banned too?
>>155525249Time for a real answer faggot
>>155525292My cum down her throat
>>155525315to be fair, this rule only applies in that very specific situation when one player is confronting a player of the other team and then covers his mouth while obviously saying something. it won't be that easy to get sent off for this, especially now that it's a new rule.
>>155525274Do Mexicans look like this?
>>155521244What do you call a pretty roach?
>commentator said 'this new rule (automatic red for covering the mouth) is because what happened with Benfica'what happened with Benfica? And why was such a big deal? I only follow the World Club not club football.
>>155525363That was a real answer. Sorry.
>>155525342yes, because that is the rule. the rule does not involve actually saying anything at all, it is solely about covering the mouth.>>155525351also banned in this situation. generally, you aren'T allowed to cover your mouth like that when you're that close to a player of the different team.
>>155525363I don't now faggot, just talk to one. *covers mouth* dumb nigger
fuck is this music
>>155525093brazillian legend ventriloqão
AI slop music
>>155525292Very small head.
Based. Fuck racism and fuck nazis
>>155525413some benfica player called vini jr. a nigger for acting like a nigger while pulling his kit over his mouth to hide what he was saying from lip readers.
>>155525442>>155525471It’s the instrumental to “Til I Collapse” by Eminem iirc.
>>155524941god she was an animal
just don't be racist
>>155525292>cant do shit without a filterThese women are going to be so miserable as they age. This filter spam isnt for fun, its cope.
>>155525482But did he actually say it or did the blackman just claim he did?
do we have a chance paraguay sisters?
>>155525413In a champions league game Prestianni allegedly said racist things to one of Real Madrid players (can’t remember who ) and apparently other players heard what he said, but since he covered his mouth, it was his word against theirs. Now we have this stupid rule
so turkey-ah gets a 45 minute power play now ?
>>155525553Yes, they still won’t do shit though.
>>155525436Says the dumb niglet who can’t even spell lol
>>155525530that's the point, it doesn't matter. the logic is that by covering your mouth before you say something you know that it's bad enough that you don't want to get caught saying it. actually, i think the benfica guy was trying to claim he just called vini a faggot?
>>155525532well the score still says 1-0...
Best guay must hold the line against the roach scum
What can a Paraguayan possibly call a Turk that's so offensive? These people have no contact with each other.
>>155525573he didn't say lol though
>>155525597ArabBut he probably didn't hear shit, he just saw the retard cover his mouth
>>155525597Cockroach
Hope Turkey lose. Setting a precedent of sending out players by accusing them of saying mean words.It's like communism with the self-criticism thing. So dystopian
>>155525597>gobble gobble gobble
Just call them faggot, nigger or mono in your mind. Or are players too low iq to not have an inner voice?
>>155525597he called his home town constantinople and the roach went mad
>>155525597redditor
>>155525661>Setting a precedent of sending out players by accusing them of saying mean words.nobody claimed that. the act of covering your mouth is forbidden, and that was caught on camera. every team was briefed on this so almiron is just a retard.
>>155525597He called him a devote christian.
Is football really that hard? Turkey niggas having 99% possesion but can't filter one good attacking pass.
Reminds me of the time I told a cop he was acting like a cunt during a schizo episode outside cenny coast stadium.He proved me wrong by dogpiling with 3 of his mates
>>155525597>La cucaracha, la cucaracha>ya no puede clasificar>porque le falta, porque no tiene>ni un punto para pasar
HOLY MOLY I was playing Vidya but is it true the Paraguayan player got a red for being racist?
>>155525723you shouldnt have been acting black
Normis don't know about the cockroach thing , much less a knucklehead soccer player
>>155525748He covered his mouth, that’s a red card now.
>>155525721It isn’t, European haven’t discovered the concept of crosses
>>155525730jajaja based
>>155525721they can't finish. they had the same problem against australia
>>155525697>the act of covering your mouth is forbiddendid gyokeres do his cringe celebration when he scored against tunisia?
>>155525832Yes, but context is important.
>>155525832let me clarify, the act of covering your mouth is forbidden if you do it in a situation where you are directly interacting with an opposing player, so basically in talking distance, during a confrontation.
So glad we used to stuff tattle tales in trash cans back in middle school.
>>155525751I wasn't. I was running down the middle of the highway screaming "that fucking nigger" over and over at the top of my lungs, and then they started chasing me.
That turk midget and the one with died hair might be the shittiest most disgusting football players i have seen in a while.Absolute bums lmfao
>stand near a teammate and opposing player>cover your mouth and speak to teammate about tactics so opponent can't hear you>red card
the turks stink on ice
>>155525721They don't have good strikers anymore since Burak's retirement
Has anyone noticed that like half of the matches this WC feel like 2010s Copa America? This is one of themThe intensity is so relaxed and slow
imagine if Turkey has a tap in guy at the level of Klose or something
i would find it very funny if the roaches manage to lose this game after almiron basically gifted them the win on a silver platter
USA might actually sweep this group
The amount of people in this thread being retarded about the rule is hilarious. Just don't interact with an opposing player with your mouth covered, its not fucking difficult.
>run the ball down the pitch for a breakaway>just turn it over with no effortIs there a red card rule for this?
>get punished the whole match due to racism. Stop letting yuros run things.
>>155525769Still confusing I'll need to check replays laterTy anon
Man Paragay has way hotter women than Turkey.
>>155525877i thought cops in straya would join in with that kinda stuff? are you guys becoming another united kingdom or somethin
>>155525959they will. turkey has nothing for them.
>>155525958I understand this is hard to believe after the US game, but if Paraguay is traditionally good at something is defending and countering
>>155525942alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>155525927We do have a ST it's Can Uzun but Montella has this obsession where he has to make Kerem play ST even though Kerem in actuality is not a ST.
Turkey is really garbage.
>>155525863What if you walk up to an opposing player and gently whisper mono in one of his ears?
Looks like handball to me, the ball went off one of the defenders into his hands.
>>155525981Highly doubt that.
>>155525959If paraguay win then turkey might have a chance because USA might just rest their best players.
who told the roaches that the bestguayan keeper is shit? all they do is long shots
>>155525981They’re known for being semen demons
>>155525987What? No, -- well I mean yes, these days probably... -- they only apprehended me after I called the guy a cunt. I was in the middle of rolling a cigarette.Bloke at the station didn't even put my arrest on record or anything, he just let me go.
Enciso is trash
>>155525981chigau
I had Turkey finishing first in the bracket game. Every two years they trick me with the dark horse meme and I keep falling.
>>155525967
these niggas cannot shoot
one of the turks name is gooner?
>>155526152MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
My god Turkey's finishing is absolutely DREADFUL.
>>155525981turkey has hotter men
this reffie is kind of annoying
>>155526135they honestly look like they might not score a single goal
>yellow card for the Turkish coachKek
>>155525942>tap-inThat's not the problem. It seems there's not one turk in the whole team that can scan for those small windows in the final third to put a cheeky pass through it that ends in a goal.
Paraguay is full of retarded players
kek this match is kinda kino
The guy doesn't even speak Turk so why did he bother telling him anything? I doubt the Turk player speaks Spanish.
I saw a Turk cover his mouth, seriously, VAR it
>>155526203prove it
>>155526152Controversial.
Why do these two hate each other. Its been heated from the first second
>>155526312all nons act like this under stress
>>155525981Being pretty in an islami or hindu country is probably a curse.
>>155526135I threw a bunch of these around shit teams and mid teams. Ill never see that 2 dollars again
Arda Guler is so shit lmao
>>155526312how can you not be revolted while facing a roach
>>155526283almiron is the same retard that got var'd for diving against the US, right? he must genuinely have some learning disability.
>>155526312Don’t know about TurkeyBut Paraguay seems to hate everybody they play
>>155526312probably eat cock roaches in paraguay
>>155526152RUDEUDE
Turkey hasn't scored a goal in over 2.5 hours of football
>>155526238they look small and slow
>>155526312this is normal for south america
>>155526312It's a do or die match. Turkey gets eliminated if losing and Paraguay needs a win to have a slim chance of qualifying.
>>155526363Kazakhstan Kazakhstan Kazakhstan
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK
lol this reffie is completely losthe just pointed to the corner for no reason
These nigga refs are ayys I swear
>>155526416Turkeey-ah*
lmao roaches lmao
Goddamn IDK which of these two I hate more...
QUARTERS ARE FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
>>155525832It was the argentina guy at benefica that said something racist about vini during the ucl r16 that caused the rule to be made
CON REGETTON Y DEMBOW
Refs are very insecure in this world cup for some reason
>>155526416they've played the absolute midget kerem up front for most of that so no one is surprised. gül might have a shot at tapping one in.
>>155526364>he must genuinely have some learning disability.Of course, have you never seen his face?
>hydration break
Bros, first of all no homo, but why do all soccer players have visible abs? Does running really make your abs show?
>>155526432>be gifted 3rd easiest group>32 teams advance>already fighting elim in only your second game
>>155526606>playing wingers in the ST positionWill international footy ever learn?
>>155526552? I already knew that I was just pointing out how dumb the rule is *covers mouth* you nigger
>>155526658
Ah so thristy…… baja blast por fovor
>>155526598reffies are in charge
>>155526658They're generally physically fit people.
>>155526677they aren't exactly spoiled for choice, deniz gül is kind of the best proper striker they have but he isn't doing that well at porto.
>>155526658they burn lots of calories, combine that with the diets and fitness regimen their clubs likely have them on, leads to low body fat and lean muscle
LMAO yellow for the dude that just entered
>>155526694You're out
they are so ass
>>155526658Abs are purely from having low body fat.Since they run/jog around for 22.5x4 minutes they end up being rather fit since carrying excess fat is detrimental.
These Turksih faggots are actually going to get relegated LMAO
THAT FAN COVERED HIS MOUTH, GET HIM OUT OF THERE
wonderful finishing
*skies it from 30m out*
I'm cheering for the refs at this point.
>>155524481Based
>>155526658they're vain faggotsneed to bring back proper men manly men grrr
>>155526825For me, it's a major chimpout
why did one of my podcasts ending hit me so hard emotionally
put money on one of the roaches getting sent off RIGHT NOW
oh look they managed to get a shot on goal
The roaches and their long shot theory are coming close to proving me wrong
What if the player yawns and tries to cover his mouth to be polite? Does he get a red too?
Paraguayan GK is horrible ffsBring back Chilavert
>shot on goal was an accident
>>155526913if you do it right in front of a player from the other team? yeah.
Just give everyone a card at this point
>>155526152GET OUT
>>155526913Thinking throwing grass at opposition players is the new meta. Force them to sneeze and if they cover their mouth fall down offended.
>>155526913Racism is more deadly than contagions like coronavirus or the yawns
Where can I see the stats of long shots attempts by the roaches? This must be a record
Reminder they didn’t send off a Scottish player that literally kick a haiti’s player leg.
Only one muslim country has managed to win so far. Is it time to convert and accept Jesus Christ?
The hate for Turkey and Turks in this thread is astronomical. Literally why? Morocco and Moroccans barely received any hate in the earlier comfy threads.
Genuinely incredibly this diminutive cuck faggot is getting sent to hades
>>155526995Flag checks out.
the problem with this team is just that you just know that half of these roaches could have picked to play for germany and right now, they are wishing they did. they don't care about this at all.
Isn't covering your mouth just standard procedure during any televised game so no one else can read your lips? What if you're talking to your teammate about how your ex wife is a slut? Wouldn't you want to keep that private?
>>155526995roach legs typed this
>>155527025are they good enough to play for germany?
>>155527011>>155527039I'm not a Turk, but I am starting to get sick and tired of seeing threads being 90% about a country and its people instead of being mostly about the match. It's getting really tiring now.
>>155526995i wasn't here for that match but they are the bigger fags
>>155526995El rocheaANO senhiores
>HEY HEY IM FAKING INJURED OVER HEREfucking die
>>155527055A team is a reflection of its nation
Do you think that turkish guy they just showed in the crowd lives in the US? He looks retarded
LMAO
>>155527055Bacon is delicious, you should try it.
Why is everyone in this sport a flopping faggot
Why are Turks stalling for time with the fake injuries? YOU'RE DOWN ONE WITH 5 MINUTES LEFT.
>>155527113Can I say I've never met a Turkish American
>>155527053at the very least, uzun and yildiz probably would be.
>turkish shooting
lol these fucking retards can't even shoot the ball on target
>>155527113there are no Turks here. i have been all over the country.
>>155527140its just the brown teams
>check the 'log>see someone got b8 for racism>expect him to be white>it's half nativewhy are they like this
>>155526976Demiral (a defender) alone has 3 minimum
>>155527201>t. never been to new jersey
What is the goalie crying about
>>155527096>>155527136they don't know about la garra guaraníishiggydiggity
This Paraguay keeper is the biggest faggot on the planet. Keeps bitching about injury help. Hope he gives up a last minute game tying goal.
>Turks have spent most of the game with a manpower advantage and done absolutely nothing with it
Can Uzun? No, he can't.
>54 shots this tournament>0(zero) goalsWhat did they mean by this?
0 goals on 55 shots is fucking crazy
esos tuscos son unos bultosno patean ni la tierra
>>155527230onky drove through New Jersey a few times. scariest place to drive. amazing food. just saw wops.
>>155527251with the new rules the GK is the only player who can kill time with faking an injury and not having to leave the pitch. Hes carrying the team's back on that front
that roach was kinda cute
>>155527293>>155527313They could play for three days and never score
Anyone got a stream?
>>155527215Asian genes
>>155525967So much for freedom of speech
>>155527380yeah m8, right here*pisses on u*
>>155527380Nice try Infantino.
>>155527380simply tune your television app to fox sports 1, friend :)
realistically, the roaches need 2 goals to have a chance at advancing because i don't see them beating the US. fuck, i don't think they'd even manage a draw if they still win today, but still.
An eliminated shit hole Turkey team with nothing to lose will face off against USA.Someone getting stomped on
>>155527429Ntv. Cx got got apparently
What was thatttt
I feel bad for the tens of millions of Turks who woke up for this
the absolute shantytown that is turkey
>>155527456Technically they could still advance
>>155527456this generation of turks are all soft boys, no killer instinct.
>11 people>still nearly concede another goaljesus, whoever hyped this team before the tournament deserve some flogging>>155527456best keep pulisic out the game as well
>>155527456USA would have no reason to play the A team. Just let the shitters play
Ow do these motherfuckers get sent into writhing pain so often?
>>155527109>A team is a reflection of its nationEvery white national team with black players
do paraguayans really hate turks that much? i thought the deus vult viva la christa rey o algo tradcath memes were just terminally online anons and twatter retards
>>155527522No, they can't. h2h is the first tie break now, not GD.
>>155527522no, if they lose this they are confirmed last in the group. goal difference isn't the first thing that decides placement here, the head-to-head is. since the roaches would have lost against australia and paraguay they would be utterly fucked.
>>155527380fmhy (dot) net
>>155527548rare valid roach post
That Galarza guy is based
>>155527548In most countries the BBC won.
If Turkiye is out maybe hurt as many of the US players as possible?
>>155527522nope, they lost to both h2h teams
>>155527571>>155527582Oh Nevermind then Based. Easy game for the US
>>155527564They don't. It's just a heated football game, chikaner.Also you shouldn't be going around calling others terminally online.
Estoy con los mojones cruzados
oh my word these mother fuckers are DOG SHIT
KWABMissed tapping in the tournament.
>>155526606>gül might have a shot at tapping one in.NEVERMIND
HAHAHA bro how do you miss that
I CAN'T SCORE
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155527615fuck is your problem, manALSO LMAO HOW CAN YOU NOT SCORE THAT HA HA
Will Erdogan ask for a fix? He's the only man who can save them at this point
>that miss Holy mother of KWAB
>they know the consequences of being eliminated. What, are they going to be killed?
I CANT SCORE
Türkiye playing like they want a summer vacation not to keep playing games
YEAH, THEY AREN'T SCORING IF THEY FAILED THAT
Turks are not capable of locking in. US to play all subs.
lmao the roaches are cursedBased Kraut Kloseposting was right
I don't know the last time I've seen such woeful finishing. This is flat out embarrassing at this point.
>have an open man on your right>shot to the group of turks instead
STRETCHERAdvanced level time wasting.
>>155527810US should play all subs as they have already locked first place
This shit is ridiculous
>>155527858you ain't lyin
>stretcher kek is fifa ever going to crack down on this gay ass flopping and diving
>>155527755idk if you saw but the turkish government send a big ass convoy to guide their bus to the airport like a president funeral, losing like this would be top kek
>>155527858this is THE slurpfest.
>>155527593I get the hate/obsession since we fought for centuries up until a century ago but you guys have far worse problems right now and still all you talk about is Turks this Turks that.
>>155527789Used to work with a maori lady (boomer) who married a muzzie and coverted is islam
Should be +10 minute stoppage, at this point.
think i might have to go out after this to console some roachfus
>losing to a 10 man Paraguayyikes
Turkey first team out of the WC
>>155527932probably mostly jews. i support your war against israel.
>>155528008no haiti is already out
>>155528008nah, that's Haiti.
>those match statsalmost like that one celtic barcelona game
>>155527888trips of truth
10 men holy Start Roldan and give Adams a rest
>over 1 hour with an extra man>have like 1 shot on goal
This ref is an attention whore clown btw
>>155528008haiti already out
>>155527932I already gave you your point, back to under the sofa
>>155528008>>155528038>>155528047>>155528077first real team
>0 goals in 55 shots>0 goals from 19 cornersThe most ineffectual system at this world cup by far, and it isn't even close.
>>155528063please play fucking Roldan. he is my favorite player.
>>155528101turkey doesn't look very 'real' to me
>>155528101>this roach team>reali have more respect for haiti
To be fair Paraguay is considered a good defensive team USA just made them look like Swiss cheese cus we are just that good
LMAO ANTHER MISSHOLY FUCK
kek
That missed header is Turkey's WC in a nutshell.
>>155528038>>155528047True because of h2h with Scotland right?
at least gül manages to get chances, maybe he should have fucking started?
phew. that was actually close
>Yildiz 90+7
HAHAHAHAHA KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>155528012Thank you, hope you liberate your country from them
grim result for turkey
UMMM REF???? IT'S OVER
Allah hates anime, and wants Turkey to lose.
5 shots on goal Jeez lol
KEBABS ARE THE KWABOWC
WUH OH
so close, yet so far. nice try roaches.
why's this kiwi so mindbroken about turkey
DEATH TO ALL ROACHESDEATH TO SHIPTAR SCUM
>Vincenzo Mortadella
GOODBYE TURKS
kwab
crazy game
that's brutal
Off to sleep. Hopefuly I wake up to some Turkish riot threads.Have a good night/day.
F
BIGGEST KWAB PERFORMANCE OF THE TOURNAMENT, HOLY SHIT
Wow, that was awful
How are they even gonna play the US team after that? What's the point? Maybe just go in and break as many legs as possible?
keklmao even
this is pretty kino, for the absolutely raw forested sea of devastated faces.
do the Turkish players understand that the ball needs to be aimed at the net?
>>155528426isn't it obvious? he's g*eek
Turkey's finishing was woeful but why the FUCK did the manager not bring on an actual Striker until it was too fucking late? They actually created chances once he finally made the change.
Kebab removed
how did turkie even qualify
so is soccer like basketball/baseball/football where if you're already advancing you just rest your starters and only play bench players?
>>155528576>>155528433kek seething turk rapebaby diaspora
Turkey set a World Cup record with 33 shots and zero goals Turkey set a World Cup record with 33 shots and zero goals Turkey set a World Cup record with 33 shots and zero goals
>>155528594Italian conspirator
>>155528677yes. especially with injuries
i probably should skip getting a döner today, there'd be spit in it i assume
>>155528677Yes.
>>155528691speak when spoken to paco
>>155528677only if you are confirmed to be first in the group to avoid other first place teams, which we basically confirmed to be since we beat the other 2 teams
>>155528715Why is it always 33
>>155528767Maybe for a couple of days
>>155528787i'm white with blue eyes
oh fuck, i got to remember watching the stream from that abdu retard, what a lolcow
you guys gonna be here for Netherlands vs Sweden?
>english stream still using the dark horse narrativefucking hell stop it
>>155528987When is it on
>>15552901412 bongs
>>155528987comfy is here for every game babeeeeeeeeeeeee>>15552901412 hours
>>15552901410am Pacific.1pm Eastern.
pahaha
>>155528896Because Jesús is the true prophet and sent these heathens back
best day ever
>>155529207LolKWAB
>>155527932You fucked up the Balkans and especially my people forever with your islam bullshitYou lost a stupid ball gameI lost my peopleI fucking hate that more and more shitslam mosques are being built on Prishtina and I can't fucking escape the camelfucker wannabe turk singing in sandnigger language several language
>>155527932>>155529585*several times a day
