>An NFL player covers about 2 kilometers (1.25 miles) of active distance per game, resulting in roughly 34 to 40 kilometers per 17-game season>"you will never understand...this is like a chess game...ok...A CHESS GAME!!"Looks like a bunch of fatsos playing Fatball to me.Real Football: 10 to 12 kilometers (6–7.5 miles) per game. A full season can easily exceed 400–500 kilometers.
>sports enjoyment is determined by running distanceok......
>>155524323>>An NFL player covers about 2 kilometersMaybe if you count all the steps he took on game day
>>155524323Now run that distance while colliding at full speed into a 6’5” 250 lbs dude the whole way
>>155524323This makes it the easiest sport to correograph and rig along with glove magnets
17 games? Is that it?
>>155527118Players would die with more. Same reason boxers and mixed martial artists don't have many fights a year
>>155527118It makes every game matter
>>155524323Yeah, nah, you don't understand cause you've never played it. The point isn't solely how far you can run, it's how far can you run after taking repeated full body beatdowns play after play. If you get the ball in the NFL, you WILL be getting speared by the full weight and power of an athlete that has maximized their body to be a meat hammer. They're sole purpose is to distribute enough pain to break your will to ever pick up the ball again. Also by your logic marathons should be the most famous sporting events in history
>>155524323>the more you run the betterHockey average is like 15km
American Football team:One white guy who can throwOne black guy who can catch and run fastA wall of fat niggers to wrestle the other team’s fat nigger wallMan on the sidelines dressed as a gopher or something
afl players average 15klm a game with full contact, no pads and no gay skatesget fucked lol
>>155528583O line are fat crackers
>>155528680S tier sports need not applyThis is just dick measuring between A tiers
I remember reading that the average NFL play mere minutes during a whole career kek
>>155528583>One black guy who can catch and run fastYou need more than one of those.
>>155524323>a pro soccer player will take 60 shots and score 0 goals>you will never understand this is a chess game
>>155524606Not quite running, but death march was the pinnacle of Olympic meme entertainment.
meanwhile marathon runners average 42 km/game and 10000+ km/year
NBA players cover like what 6km per game? >>155528680Also this. Pretty sure fast bowlers in cricket cover like 5km+ per day of a test as well
>>155528680Never heard of this. Looks like rugby but gay
>>155524323now how many car crash hits does the average footiefaggot take in a season?
>>155529386>divegrass monke nationlel
>>155524323>NFL players sustain an average of 30 to 50 significant impacts to the head per game, with the hardest collisions exceeding 100 Gs—a force equivalent to a severe car crash. Over a 17-game regular season, players endure hundreds of heavy, car-crash-level impacts and thousands of sub-concussive hits>b-b-but w-we p-pranced around l-longer! S-so we're TOUGHER!
>>155524323You wouldn't call Derrick Henry "fat" to his face
How many throwing yards does a soccer player average per game?https://youtu.be/Q8QBaziudTo?si=WC1gW13ROeXUiLkN
>Are fat niggers crashing into each other a sports
>>155529505And yet they would get raped in a fight. So what is the purpose of their toughness? To see how many 6'5 niggas in spandex they can take in one night?
>>155527118and they are still guaranteed a life of CTE
>>155528583Not true anymore, there’s fat white guys, black QB’s, and white wide receivers and running backs nowadays,
>>155524323yeah that's cool and allhey i thought the NFL was boring sometimes, but this soccer shit is boring as hellyou guys really watch people kick a ball up and down a field for 90+ minutes and not ever score on a wide ass fucking net year round? Without the effect of an elimination or a championship I have no idea how you guys enjoy this slop when it's a meaningless regular everyday game kek
>>155530466They have relegation which they make out to be this big deal with teams having to play hard every match. Except in reality big teams will always have the money to by the talent to avoid being relegated while maybe 1 or 2 teams circulate from the top league to the 2nd tier.
>>155530466So you enjoy the matches with high score?
>>155530607Are there any good AFL games I can find on Youtube?
>>155530738Probably.2005 + 2006 grand finals are a kino in two parts
>>155530541yeah we could watch a full season of teams competing over months and months only to have it all arbitrarily rendered irrelevant with a gay playoff system
I like all the sports...
>>155528059>taking repeated full body beatdowns play after play. If you get the ball in the NFL, you WILL be getting speared Sounds gay honestly.
>>155524323We, a pitiful disgrace, beat you in rugby. I do not want to hear what macacau has to say about sports that require big fellas.
>>155530607Perro Caca
>>155528583Don't forget the one bench guy who played real football whose sole job it is to actually kick the ball kek
>>155531151Not even our 15th sport
>>155527118yes, and thats the most based part of handegg
>>155529029>An NFL team has a 53-man active roster, but allows up to 48 players to suit up for game day>maximum of only 21 meaningful games in a season>60-minute matches>average career less than a decadeI could believe unless you're a superstar in a more cushy field position, or just very good at convincing doctors the CTE hasn't turned you into a vegetable yet, that you're only getting minutes in your brief time in the NFL.
>>155528680this has to be the gayest sport just by how the players dress.
Explain it to me, why does NFL have concussion reputation but rugby doesn't?Is it the pads making it the worst? Do rugby players tackle differently? Size of the athletes?
>>155531239Nor ours. Neither of us care.
>>155531335It’s like boxing. Protective equipment allows you to slam into players without fracturing bones, rupturing eyes, or cutting your skin. That means players feel comfortable slamming into each other with far more speed. That impacts the brain. Same with boxing. Bare knuckle boxing will lead to more blood and more broken bones, but boxing with protective equipment(even MMA gloves) lets you hit people in the head without breaking your hand. That impacts the brain. Energy dissipates into something, and protective equipment tends to just dissipate it into your organs rather than your bones.
>>155531335>The pads mean they can be more reckless, and as a result NFL hits are higher impact>On top of this, rugby is a free flowing game whereas American football players get time to regroup after every tackle meaning they're effectively throwing the kitchen sink at every play. The field positions also differ>NFL linebackers don't need to be as athletic, so yes, they're bigger than rugby playersSomewhere amongst this is where you'll find your answer, I believe
>>155531335Americans have smaller brains so they can pick up greater momentum in the skull
>>155531192You guys are so sensitive about soccer being "real" football. Soccer is just one of several codes of the game which developed over a hundred years around the Anglosphere. As you pointed out yourself American football still has many moments in the game when you need to kick the ball.
>>155529505>They can't run but look at how they're speedrunning brain damage!Dumb sport
Games are 3 hours long>They "run" 2 km>Less than 1km per hourThis can't be real
>>155528680Australian women must love this sport
>>155524323Arent people colliding like a battering ram every play.
> 2 kilometers per gamepoor davonkus...
>>155529340Clearly that's the most entertaining sport to watch
>the average american walks a larger distance walking from the parking lot to the walmart than their "athletes" do when playing their "sport"
>>155531335they do, it’s just that nobody cares about rugby
>>155524323Not if you are mbappe
>>155525222This is the case only for corner backs, wide receivers,running backs. Most of the guys can rewt assured they wont go through this
>>155524323>Entire ""sport"" is literally just a set piece how can americans defend this?
>>155524323its really about which coach can call the smartest timeout and kill the clock or some shit
If there's no threat of paralysis or death, I'm not watching your sport zzz
>>155530466>muh low scoresyeah the teams actually have some tactics and shit and stop each other from scoring instead of being a turn based slop where one team runs to one side, scores and then the other team does the same
>>155537385I made the mistake of watching Czech Republic vs South Africa the other day, and there were so many long stretches of the game where the teams literally just passed it back and forth on defense without the ball advancing at all. Even the announcers were completely silent. It's just pathetic. The sport needs a mid-court rule and something of a shot clock like basketball, or to shrink the field of play and force the action to become more chaotic like hockey.
>>155537187these """people""" belong in a labor encampment not on a field securing generational wealth.
>>155524323Weird cope
>>155537803Tom Brady (pbuh) deserves to be the Emperor, little bud
>>155527118The average NFL players entire career of active play lasts about 2 hours.
>>155528405Ice hockey running distance is zero
>>155529386/afl/ isn't gay, it's super gay
>>155537187I reckon more people have died playing football than American football. Admittedly thats because far more people play football and most of those deaths will be Africans getting swarmed by bees but still.
>>155527352>mixed martial artists
