KWAB
513 passes completed to 77 for Paraguay holy shit
>lose to a team down a guy for doing a heckin' racism
>romania lost to that teamfucks sake
REVENGE
>we lost to this teamgrim
>>155528536kek
>
I'm killing myself tonight
>>155527933>They didn't score a single goalKWABKWABKWAB
>muh dark horse
>>155527933lel, lol, lmao
I CAN'T SCORE
>60+ shots>0 goalsI CAN'T SCORE
>>155528536Holy fuck saved
>>155528662good
>>155527933ridiculous. my lasting memory of turkey (up until now) was the euro 08 team being pretty fucking goodand now here we are.
I CANT SCOREEEEE
>>155528662Turkish bro what happened ?
Deafening silence in the streets of Berlin
>>155527933and we let these shitty roaches continue to squat in Constantinople
>>155528536This should be put in the collage
>>155528095Turkey set a World Cup record with 33 shots and zero goals
>>155528762
>>155528536add it to the collage
How the fuck do you get grouped, after only 2 games, in a group consisting of only Paraguay, Australia, & the US? Literally how?
>>155527933A FUCKING MOON AND A STAR
>>155527933>DUDE DARK HORSE LMAO>DUDE THEY TOP THIS GROUP EASY LMAO>DUDE DEEP RUN LMAO
>>155528608Why didn't they carve out Turkey after WW1? Surely they could've if they really wanted to.
>>155528662Live stream it bro
>>155527933KWABOTY CONTENDER RIGHT HEREZERO (0) - SIXTY TWO (62)
>I>CAN'T>FUCKING>SCOREHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155527933Every WC they tell me they're gonna be the big revelation and they always fumble, why is that?In 2022 they were all "watch out for Turkey" too and they didn't even qualify in the end
>>155528662Do a flip faggot
>>155529025ICAN'TSNEED
>>155528982jews
>>155529050Im watching english stream and they are still using the dark horse narrative right after this game, lmao, insanity
>>155527933We cursed those shitters. They never deserved to get past us. Get fucked
>>155529032he should have play for germany
>be USA>dick smack Paraguay >cruise past Australia without our best player>be Turkey>I CAN'T SCORE!!!make it make sense
>100 shots>0 goals>11 plane tickets homeKWABOTY
>>155529092can one you CONMEBROS explain the backstory? I take it El Barto is a known meme referee in some circle somewhere?
D A R K H O R S EARKHORSE
blestem tiganesc, cockroachesget fukt
>>1555289323rd place also qualifies, and they STILL shit the bed in two matches. Imagine waiting 24 years to return to the world cup after a podium finish, travel to the other side of the planet, only to see your team lose 2 games and be eliminated.
how do you lose 11 to 10
>>155529150>inb4 they miss the flight
>>155529182
>>155529145I got news for you: our best player was in the match today while Pusilic was on the bench.IDK why people treat Pusilic like he's freakin Haaland or something. He's not THAT great.
Why are there so few turks on 4chan?
group d is one of the worst group at a wc ive ever watched. US is literally the only team in this group trying to play football
>>155529220they're all committing suicide right now
>>155527933ROACHVAR, MOON AND STAR, WHY CAN'T YOU SCORE?
>muh dark horse>get booty blasted by australia and can't score on 10 man paraguay>probably get booty blasted by USA's B team next gamewhat is their fucking problem, it's not even a good group
>>155529050Turkey has like 80 million people. Fifa wants that market. Shame they can't score.
>>155529206Wasn't really the point. At all.
>>155529154It's just a play on sounds.>VAR>Bart
>>155529220Erdogan banned 4chins
>>155529220We remove roach here
>>155529154I wouldn't worry about it
>>155529220There are, but they have german and english flags for some reason?
Why didn't they read blue lock and get a decent striker
>We let Turkey win on the last day>It doesn't matter because they're already out Would be pretty funny
>>155527933imagine being worse than us in soccer LMAO
>>155528608yeah surely constantinople will pop back up anytime now :)
>>155529206He literally is anon, he already breaking all of Donovan’s records
>>155529220I've seen some in [darkhorse]gacha[/darkhorse] generals.
>>155528662>bullet misses
>>155529154>bart simpson -> var sinso>VARshitty pun. I learned spanish but I don't spend much time on es internet so I couldn't tell you the origin of "var sinso" but it's a meme AFAIK.
zero honks this year haahhaa
What a waste of a WC spot. Even Kosovo would've done a million times better
the turks are in here lads>>>/int/222446235
>>155529301Oh my god, they are actually out because they lost the h2h to the other 2 teams. JUST fuck my shit up senpai
>>155529301>don't appear on the last match to rest the entire squady/n?
>>155529220What do you mean?I see this flag all the time in this site
>>155529301poch probably dont want that, top the group with 9 points would be historic for the US, but yeah we should play b squad, let them show up as well
>>155529167USAUSAUSA
>>155528982they did but then the turk revolution retook all and the alliance powers couldnt do shit cause they had been way too fucking drained
>>155529346Somehow even Curacao managed to look less pathetic than Turkiye
>>155527933after this no goal 2 matches "show" we should deport all turks from germany back. they are suka i dziwka. if its time, its now.
>>155527933His team did their part, now go for a tactical draw with Oz.>>155529220WHAT WAS THAT BUDDY? I hope the Aussie manager will show this to the team.
>>155527933Golden generation btw
i'm fapping so much right now
>>155529346the cherry on top is they were sooo fucking cocky, even after the loss vs australialosing like this vs 10 men is peak humiliation
cold turkeyahahaahhahaha
>turkish bro tries to kill himself>misses
>she's probably crying right now:(
TURN IT AROUND
>>155527933THE POWER OF THE MUHAMMADISTS
>>155529440It should have been you guys
>>155529373If we know what's good for us we'll field the entire B squad. It let's the starters rest, and gives all the subs some World Cup game time to show what they're made of and have some fun
>>155527933KWAB, KWABOTY even lmao
>>155529440Whoa #rare
>>155528982A gorillon revolutions or uprisings or whatever were happening at the same time and the Greeks choked in Analtolia because their PM and the army fought among themselves something like that
>>155529167and not even score lmao
>>155529446
Colombia is the true dark horse!
>>155529454The convoy back home is going to be wild.
>>155529440hi kosovo
We should retake Constantinople while they're all still bummed out.Just saying.
>>155529440I thought your country was atomised like 20 years ago
>>155529482>turkey men clear out bug spray in the usa to use it on their wives
>>155529464Yea. We were way better but we did what Turkey did today which is flub all chances and concede a semen slurper. Kek
Obviously Haramball means lower posession but this has to be the "unluckiest" 2 game stretch in recent world cup history right? The losses are 100% on them but jfc everything that couldve gone wrong did so.
>>155529440
It's practically a free win when the other team goes down a man early bros, I mean the goals just come so easi-pfffffffffffhahahahahaha
>>155529484that game vs uberkiztan was cagey in 2nd half despite the score
>>155527933KWAB
>>155529440is kosovo albanian or serbian?
>>155529484i hope trump gonna gunatanamo hamez rodrigez and. they are all drug dealers!
>>155529484Nah, they’re just aggressive niggers with no grace to them. Hardly dark horses when I can’t remember a single time they’ve made it far in a world cup
>>155527933soooo schöööönso wunderschön
>>155529551
2 own goals and a team not scoring on 62 shots, what a fucking meme group
>55 shots>0 goalsHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>155529573Calm down Juan. You'll get your year soon
>>155529328I CANT SHOOT!
As you haven't scored in a WC for 24 years you are henceforth known as>TU/R9K/IYEThe international incels of football
>>155529484CUM are the dark horses. Shit teams but may get far.
>>155529616BasedLwow je Polska
>MONTELLA YOU'VE FUCKED MY CHILDHOOD>YOU'VE FUCKED AN ENTIRE GENERATION>YOU'VE KILLED MY DREAMScalm individuals
>>155529681the host buff is usually real unless you're a fake country like Qatar
>>155529601>>155529627sag das in mein Gesicht und siehe was passiert du hurensohn
>>155527933KWABOTY even
>>155529711what a bunch of tramps
>>155527933hello may i get a serving of KebWAB please?!?!?!
>>155529751every single one of them more manly then you will ever be
>>155529711funny how cool these retards think they are
>>155529703Not trolling, but don't you guys have a literal WEF globohomo puppet as prime minister or something?
*HONKS*
>>155529703we killed them in viena 400 years ago and we gonna wipe them agane. soon. it is what it is. forever
This is the guy who kept missing in front of goal all 2nd half btwAbsolutely hysterical
>punished abdu>a man denied his golden generation
Time to take away UEFA spots, FIFA. Bosnia, Turkiye and Czechia are embarrassments to the sport.
>>155529108They talk for their paki street shitters who worship Turks
>>155529328
>>155529789HOW THE FUCK DOES HE PLAY FOR 3 FUCKING NATIONAL TEAMS? What kind of globohomo witchcraft lead to this?
>>155529182lmao
>>155529807And FIFA still wants to expand the WC to 64 teams right?
>>155529852Im okay with it, or at least rather that than 48. 3rd place finish should never be rewarded.
>>155529784delusional the post don't you have some toilets to clean? du Teekannenkopf
>>155529464You first, Paco
>>155529658? He's right. They're dramatic overrated garbage
>>155529872yeah, i agree. 16 groups of 4 at least makes sense.
>>155529776glob homo will fall one day, its nothing. the spirit of natives here is unbreakable. they cant wipe us. this is our land to the end of times
>>155529789I thought it was a great tribute to USA. More shots than a high school shooting by a bunch of people who cannot score
>>155529872That is true, but I cannot and will not justify watching Surinam vs Laos
>>155527933AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155529182KEK
>>155528662
>>155529703Isn't it a nation of useless turko-gypsy hybrids? Why do you even want them to be part of Serbia? Let the trash take itself out.
>>155529389At least they scored
>>155529875sad post, are u even german? we fight for 2k years and we still have some kind of respect to each other, yeah its hard to think mr. not from here,
>>155529889gm saar
>>155529370
>>155528662not even muclear bomb can kill you bro
Turkish Delight so good because you have to suck all day before it is finished.
>>155529484 The back 4 and goalie stink, they conceded a goal to UZBEKISTAN and only one due to sheer luck as the post saved a 2nd. Theyalso conceded 18 goals in qualifying to conmebol shitters. As things are right now i honestly believe even the U.S could beat them. Their ceiling is rd of 16 and that if they get a luck draw in rd of 32. Colombia is basically another mexico in this WC. They will do jack shit against a semi talented, organized team.
>>155529933>implying Serbs aren't turco-gypsy hybrids themselveskek
I previously thought Australia was good but after seeing them scrub around against our shitters, Turkiye is just really, really bad.
the last time the roaches scored at the world cup
>>155528662don't miss
lmao turkey deserve all the shit they get after talking so much pre-tournament, they haven't even scored once
Not to be misunderstood, turkey deserves irs elimination, but having head to head as primary tiebreaker is retarded. Should be GD. Its a group stage
>>155529309They'll have to after this.
>>155528662nooooo it's ok bro :(
>>155527933KWABAB
>>155529997I genuinely thought they'd run the group on easy mode and we'd get our ass kicked by Paraguay and barely manage a draw vs your group of cunts before crashing out to Turkiye 4-0 in the final match. I now accept i know jack shit about this sport.
>>155530067Turkiye are the Mexico of Europe- so much money invested in to they're league and high population, yet they're somehow always terrible.
>>155527933National embarrassment Bizim çocuklar this bizim çocuklar that Commercials everywhere to hype it up songs made for itHaving a convoy of toggs(state owned ev brand)to accompany the team to the airport desu they do sponsor the teamAll that hype and go down like this I didn't even bother watching because I deep down KNEW we we're going to loseWish Kosovo went instead at least they would have gone with dignity I legit hope us properly humiliate us for a wake up call so this retard government finally decides to actually invest in other sports instead of this BOZOS(we are actually good in women's volleyball and basketball)>>155529301I actually want you to properly humiliate us as cherry on top A country that doesn't even care about footy that much doing that would be great
god they were so bad
>>155530067>you couldn't give less of a fuck about what these young people are going throughsmoking hookah and marrying their cousins?
>>155530004i think they should kick you back to your home country, germany is not your homeland homie
>>155530074Audible kek>>155530102At least your president cant use this world cup as a propaganda tool.
How can covering your mouth be an automatic red? Namecalling shouldn't be more than a yellow.
>>155529997They lost 2-0 to our team of chronic bus parkers. How do you manage that?
>>155530102>we are actually good in women's volleyball and basketballlmao
>>155530099accurate
>>155530074based artisan
>Paraguay becomes just the 3rd underdog to win outright in this #WorldCup>Australia (also over Türkiye) and Ivory Coast (over Ecuador) are the other twoKWAB
>>155527933>Turkey are dark horses!>ass blasted in the group stage>RepeatWhy are roaches so useless on the world stage?
Biggest humiliation in all this is all the German flags defending turkey
>>155530145bc it's an excuse for FIFA to cry about racism
>>155530145blame Monicius
>>155530130Interesting conclusion to draw from my unrelated post, but I dont have a home country to go back to. Though if you want I can send your toilet cleaning rat family back to Poland once theyre done licking the piss off the urinals.Also Im not your homie you slavshit.
>>155530130oh mein gott bist du ein polacke junge geh sterben bitte und meine Toilette muss mal wieder anständig geputzt werden Macjejz
>>155529992And to think a significant part of that squad are exiles(due to them being retardedly being gulen supporters but still)>>155530099And football isn't even your national sportYou have NFL NHL MLB nba then MLS
>>155530175see>>155530130
>>155530175Most are Germans larping to bait chud replies.
>>155530076desu it is very hard when it come to prediction at the world cup, obviously you can make the usual big teams win the tournament or shitter shat out. but the in between is always very interesting and there is always someone crash out hard and surprise hero every tournament
>>155529154var sinso was a meme that was born shortly before the implementation of var in football, so when it began to be used in games, people associated it with the meme because of the similarity: var = var sinso, that's all.By the way, the meme was born in Chile due to a subhuman who did not know how to write the name correctly.
>>155529957Goodnight, cokehead
i don't even dislike our turkish friends, but i still find this very funny
>>155528662See you tomorrow in the stickies
>>155530206cmon u have tones of turks invaders, so its not something unsual that they are here under gernan flag. germans gonna be repalced becouse hitlr didnt finish the job. it the truth
NEVER FORGET
>>155530137Good fuck him hope he's seething We would have been seeing him call Çalhanoğlu already and probably would have arrived physically for the USA match>>155530148No seriously consistent Euroleague winners made into EuroBasket and wc finala and women's volleyball team is pretty solid too>>155530168We have turned letting everyone down into a art form>>155530265Fuck the diaspora too
>>155530175
>>155530145Virtue signal. Funny thing is if almiron actually screamed nigger at the turk it wouldn't be a red. I don't think he said anything racist.
>>155530265go back to /pol/ pls retard
>>155530275that fucking san mario tweet, lmao
>>155530241It's well deserved, they're the most delusional and cocky football nation. Just yesterday my Turkish buddy told me he will gonna wake me up today with the motorcade after humiliating Paraguay.
>>155530323he could've said anything foul in Guarani and the fifashit mouthreaders couldn't have possibly known what it meant, for fuck's sake. What a dumb red card.
>>155528662>he missed
>>155530067
>>155530342they are always all or nothing, either they are the greatest team in the world or every single player they have should be executed at gunpoint. it's pretty funny.
>>155530342Guess you'll be enjoying a comfy tranquil morning then, krautanon.
I stand with my germano-turkish brothers.
>>155529211deserved to win awardmore shots award
>>155530336cry more, this is the reality. who are u?>>155530312i have respect for my enemy, maybe we are not that diffent? not like this german flag larpers
>>155530370BASED.WIR SIND FREUNDE.fick die hater
>>155530395
>>155530345How many games will he be banned? >>155530361Yes, thanks, I send him lots of memes too
>>155528662I'm doing that too. I have nothing to live for.
>>155529025How low are the odds of this? You'd think with the sheer numbers of shots, SOMETHING would go through.
>>155530423i won't allow it, fren
>>155530370cuck posting ^^ u should be ashame. are u evene german? i dont think so
>>155530437i would die for poland
>has the resources of European football academy>many of the players played in European top league>govt. fully support them>lose to Australia and ParaguayI honestly do not understand how this thing happened. The player just don't give a shit i guess
>>155530441you are gay
>>155530426>You'd think with the sheer numbers of shots, SOMETHING would go throughmaybe, just maybe turks haven't mastered quantum tunneling yet
>>155530342I still to this day maintain that The most sensible thing this retard ass of a govt can is either Completely reform and rebuild the TFF and the turkish game from scratch (considering the investment to the super lig that's not happening)Promote and invest in other sports that actually deserve it instead like basketball and volleyball >>155530393Enemy of my enemy is my friend as they say
>>155530450>you are gayguiiiiiiiilty :^)
>>155530446It takes high skill to get through low blocks. Turks are mid skill. Still should have won both games with that ball possession.
>>155530446by sending like 50 shots to the stands
>>155530441i know u and i huged u a lot of times i love u also, but this is the truth i need to speak
>>155530470
>>155530265>/pol/e talking about invadersFucking hell
>>155530491they've invaded my heart
TurKWAB
>>155530265>germans gonna be repalced becouse hitlr didnt finish the job. You and your miserable, piece of garbage country wouldn't even exist
>tfw you get her into your bedroom and she tells you she was just pretending to be into girls to get her ex boyfriend jealous
what will their cope be?
>>155530265>germans gonna be repalced becouse hitlr didnt finish the jobyeah he should've finished killing every last pole
>>155530557they are going to blame montella for not being turkish
>>155530491The thing about turkey you have to understand is EVERYTHİNG İS POLİTİCAL The EVs(togg)while it's officially a joint venture between several companies it's effectively state backed with Erdoğan being the literal reason why the brand even exists with it being basically a status symbol for his supportersThe defense industry it's face is baykar/t3His son in law and the likeliest candidate to succeed him eventually alongside with Bilal(Bilal is also why archery suddenly became a thing here)Football is heavily subsidized by the government as well
>>155529195MODS!!!!
>>155530491yeah i wish it was better, last time /pol/ was good was at zimmerman trial. ukraine war and jeet invasion killed that sad board for good. u can be a shitposter but u need to think for yourself. i see u kinda need to learn this? im a punk
AhahahahahahahahBBahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha First team to be eliminated mathematically
If you don't feel bad for Turks right now you have no heart. They're run by a retard islamist and it costs 10 million Lira to buy a steam game. The world cup is probably the only thing keeping half the population from mass suicide or revolt
>>155530629no, that's haiti. doesn't make it any less embarrassing but still.
>>155530629Haiti
>>155530649>>155530645Haiti isn't a real country
fucking ethered
>>155530629no that's tahini
>the city of Arda Guler
>>155530629Yeah that's a bummer. I'm looking forward to your match this world cup, neighbor!
>>155530645>>155530649>>155530657he's righthaiti is a slum that has a flag for some reasonthe turks are the first real country to be eliminated
>>155530659So has everybody just accepted Kosovo as a nation now and they can do tournaments?
>>155530682seems so, yeah. they lost to the roaches in the play off final, so they were pretty close to making it to this world cup.
>>155530603oh shit maybe HWNDU was also good, it was fun as fuck. sad that they banned everyone out to infitinty chan
>>155530659holy lmao
>>155530691Once all the Serbs return from doing crime in western Europe they can try again
>>155530642Maybe they shouldn't have elected a retarded islamist in the first place
>>155530642sounds like they needed the ass kicking so they can fucking revolt then
>>155529726Ahahaha
>>155530713All the arabs he lets stay in turkey keep him in
>>155530642You can't even buy stuff in tl anymore with steam btw you can in epic
>>155530713their whole process is fucked up, a lot of the people voting for him live here in germany, so they aren't affected by his policies at all.
>>155529025I've never seen anything like this
>>155528536Lmao elite work here Messi, good job
>>155530749lmao did they just shut it off because everybody was getting cheap games that way?
>>155530275Holy kek
>>155530763It actually doesn't seem mathematically possible. It's like going into hyperspace without a navcomputer and not randomly smashing into a planet or something.
>>155529328Didn't have to do him like that LMAO
>>155530787Yeah
>>155530426Probably less than 1%. A chunk of these shots were nothingburgers but this is unheard levels of choking/unlucky/shit. If you replayed these 2 matches turkey SHOULD win a majority of them, but they are retarded chokers
>>155530074lmao
>>155530808How do you cope with living in Turkey
i love this reaction to the red card in hindsightthey look so happy and innocent
>>155528982
>>155530067>Translated from French???
>>155530838You spammed that shit in /sp/ too?what roach are you?
>>155530838Im not a turkey hater but i genuinely cannot stand this guy. I so wish he never blew up, absolutely insufferable person even when you consider hes baiting for attention
>>155529328fuckin' hell
>>155530886in other threads*
>>155530887yeah, i know he's just ragebaiting, but i can't help but laugh when i see his tits jiggle whenever he almost has a heart attack screaming
my gf is turkish and upset now
>>155529439N A M EA ME
>>155530661>>155530666Champions of Europe you ll never sing that!
Is this divine payback for trying to change their name to turkiiah
Tbf I think they were broken after losing to Australia already and eating a goal in 2 mins followed by playing the same type of game without scoring. I never trust any "settled" team get out of the group before I see the first game, >Spain win cup 2010, can't get out of group 2014>Turkey first wc since 2002, Expected to top the groupJust no, no
>>155530941'allo?
>>155530004nah, H2H as tie breaker makes perfect sense with just three matches. just imagine a team losing two matches but then placing higher than one of the teams they lost against just because they scored more goal against some cannon fodder tier teamwouldn’t feel right
>>155530074truly impeccable, like a young michelangelo
>>155530995>Dennisnedrysporloool do durks really
>>155530995LOOOOOOOOOL
That wasn’t a sporting contest it was a humiliation ritual
>>155530995Melty
>>155530004The tie breaker is head to head in almost all sports. I would prefer goal difference too, because everything would be a little more open before the last group stage matches.>>155530961It's fair as long as the rules are defined. Both systems make sense.
>they fired my neger Kuntz for this
>just woke upget fucked roaches
>>155530995>No Europe no playThis is a retarded sentiment though; you're just going to arbitrarily say everyone has to play from Europe, even if it's FC Poopensharten?
>>155530995Not to claim that Montella is a good manager or anything, but he'd worked with AC Milan and Sevilla before he took the Turkey gig so it's hardly like he was unknown on the managerial circuit.
>>155530995How is it Montella's fault when the players just missed every single gifted chance they got?They had a great tactical game and dominated the entire match, they just couldn't put it in
>>155530265
>>155528659No fucking honk honks>feelsgoodman.
>>155530995unc crashing out
>>155531109>How is it Montella's fault when the players just missed every single gifted chance they got?the turkish mentality is simple. when in doubt blame everyone that isn't turkish
>>155530446they dont have a skilled midfielder or winger to break the defence
>>155530265weird how germans will act delusional but this is 100% correct kek
>>155529328lmao
>>155530074put me in the screencap
>>155530275
>>155529361>>155529373Topping the group isn't as big a deal with the expanded pool. Better to rest the A team and let the B team soak in the atmosphere and settle any nerves.
>>155530265>tf>tp
Why are you celebrating? It isn't like YOU faggots did anything to make that happen.
>can't even cover your mouth without getting a red cardWhat an absolute fucking shit sport
>>155527933>the curse that takes 5 fingers and one mouth to summondon't do it bros, do NOT ask for Brasil company
>>155529328Nice
>>155529328you sir are winning teh internets
>>155531299forgot pic
>>155531281peruANO
>>155530838who are these people and why are they all so fat?
>>155531281Yep thats how football works everyone sits in silence as their team scores ir doesn't score. All aware that they have no affect on the game
very dramatic
>>155528536trve
>>155531662>meals were eaten
>>155531263AHHHHH REF I SEE A COVERED MOUTH. RED CARD HER PLEASE
>>155531719>I SEE A COVERED MOUTH. RED CARD HER PLEASEi dont get that reference, but i have seen it multiple times now, what does it mean
>>155531662What a way with words
>>155531662Love reading about poorfags suffering, grazie dilidz
>>155531788covering your mouth results in a red card according to fifa
>>155531828when did that happen
>>155531662u europoors really do take it that seriously eh?
>>155530995>calling Calhanoglu a massive slutwhat an odd thing to say as criticism for a bad football performance
>>155530642Oh no not the steam games sadface
>>155531840Almiron, one of Paraguay's players covered their mouth during a heated exchange. After the ref checked with var sinso he called a red card for Almiron and left Paraguay with 10 players at the mid-game.
>>155531840Paraguay recieved one during the Turkey vs Paraguay match
>>155527933The Mexico of the middle east.
>>155531889>Muldur's basedface when tattling to the refWhat a fucking pussy.
>>155531886>>155531889lol look at that little turkish bitch immediately sprinting to the ref like a little hall monitor faggotglad they lost
>>155528662>>155529328put me in the screencap
>>155531886>fter the ref checked with var sinso he called a red card for Almironbut why?!?!
>>155529551Croatian actually, but you're not ready for that story
>>155529220They're all on reddit instead
>>155530659savage
>>155529220It's banned here. You need elite hacker knowledge(DPI) to access this website.
>>155529370Hhahahahahahahha
>>155531929mert muldir(turkey's player number 18) told the ref
>>155531930hello i love croatia so much
>>155529484Don't jinx it
>>155531981yes but why is covering your mouth so bad? i really dont get it..sorry if im being stupid
>>155531929Hans we literally just explained it to you. Short story is Vinicius got mad at the bantz from Gianlucca Prestianni, who covered his mouth with his jersey so he wouldn't have his raysism picked up on by the cameras. Vinicius got so asshurt he went crying to the UEFA and FIFA for a rule that prohibits covering your mouth during heated exchanges so that players can't do a heckin reyzism and obviously they implemented it because yurofags love their blacks that much.
With Tunisia pulling the trigger early, will the turks do the same?
>>155532003IM SORRY, I AM NOT A SMART PERSON OK
>>155532008>will the turks do the same?yes, see >>155528662
>>155531889>For me it's Turkey not Türkiye>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF SAVE ME
>>155532003that's the information he was looking for bro
>>155530225Oh, var sinso was an attempt at spelling bart simpson? That's great.
>>155531990FIFA banned covering your mouth because people could say mean words behind them. Almiron getting the red card was the first use of the rule.
>>155530074Lel
>>155531896Holy shit -- this would be the perfect analogy if the confederations were flipped
>>155532034thank you little burgerbro, i understand now
>>155531898>>155531930based dutch smurf accounts
>>155531990last year in champion league a player said a slur to vini, he said it was racial. when pressed the player said it wasn't racial but just homophobic, both are of course nonoso they banned covering mouth when you are confronting an opponent player to prevent he said / she said shitif you want to talk shit, do it openly and they might or might not deal it later after review
>>155531889>>155531906UMMM?????
>>155532049kek that's what I thoughtfair is fair right
>>155532078>fair is fair rightyes this sounds correct to me
>>155529439that's a man
>>155532109>out of ass fear
>>155532109this one might be my favourite so far solely because of>In Real, out of ass fear, you pass every ball to Mbappe
>>155532109>out of ass fearMbrappe anons, care to explain?
Does anyone have a compilation of streams/reactions to the first 30 second goal and the loss?
>>155532121>>155532122
>>155529301The fact that they still have to play their third match seems like the greatest insult upon the greatest injury. I don't know what would be funnier: if they continue to go scoreless with another 30 attempts or if they score 6 when it literally doesn't matter anymore.
LOL
>>155532109I was sad when we lost but reading people having a melty online has been really fun too. I guess i get entertained either way. Can't wait for the USA match where people will be angry regardless of the result now.
>>155529025how does this handle curve balls?
>>155529328GEGAROOOO!
I guess Deutschland vor noch ein Tor from now on
>>155528662digits and he actually do it
>>155532287>87the amount of shots he missed
