Türkei out... wat nou?
Definitely don't buy a kebab now
What kind of diet does one need to have to achieve that tubby top half and cylindrical bottom half? Niggas look like the fat regenerator from the resident evil 4 remake
>don't eat pork >most obese countries in the fucking world despite being 3rd worldersi hate mudslimes so bad. the potential good thing of a stupid blasphemous prescription like "god said you can't eat pigs" would be a certain ethic of frugality, like that of the republican romans. They missed even on that one. they are just superstitious beasts
>>155530317Lmao stream link?
>>155530454>>155530399they eat a shitload of bread
>>155530519>indonesia higher than indiaAin't no wayHmmm... i always consider something like naan is a bread
>>155530317turk wingsofredemption
>>155530519there's no way we are this low
>>155530589maybe cheesebread not counted?
>>155530503It's Abdu, a Turkish immigrant (well, he was born here, but essentially still an immigrant) football streamer, mostly known on TikTok and Twitch and for live reacting to Galatasaray matches with his roach friendsHere's the YouTube video (where he's less popular)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhjtqLEjlT0
>>155530317>>155530560ira pues!
>>155530317Watch him gonna support switzerland, because Yakin is a turk any win is basically a win because of tureky. Which other turks exits in other teams? They also will win only because of them
>>155530897We technically have Undav, but he's a Kurd so Turks hate him
>>155530837kino comments section
>>155530837Subtitles work lmao, gonna sleep with this, thanks
>>155530454>superstitious beastsThis game will get to reach reason.
>>155530519>>155530589how, brazil has so much arable land??
>>155530560>celebrating a bullshit red card for your opponent like you just won the matchthe turkish mentality in a nutshell
>>155530837you seem to know an awful lot about the so called roachesare you by any chance only so tough because of a screen in front of you?
>>155531328Kek your team lost
>>155530909He's turkish though
>>155531328You need to go back
>>155530519I honestly always found it kinda odd how much bread Europe eats compared to us. I like fresh bread too but it's ultimately just bread
>>155531343I don't care at all it's just funny to me how these poltards need to touch some grass
>>155531343>>155531353He is right. German sissies wouldn't dare to say that in front of a Turkgod
>>155531353I'm born here my brown friend :)
>>155531328You wouldn't do shit pussy be for real
>>155531328>>155531373Turks are essentially the biggest cowards when faced 1vs1.They only act tough when in packs.
>>155531357I think it's a combination of poverty+lots of wheat production+tradition(which in culinary terms is often just poverty in the past tense)
>>155531393>>155531403Zzzzzzzzsay that to my face and see what happens
>>155531467Turks are the biggest cowards when faced 1vs1.
>>155531467nigga lmaooooooo
>>155531494which Turk hurt you so bad that you keep seething like this kleiner Bernd?
>>155531328>b-but you wouldn't say that to me and my 11 cousins irl, because then I would beat you upI'm sure that worked well in middleschool
>>155531403>They only act tough when in packsMust be that wolf blood in them from when their ancestor fucked one kek
>>155530519>india that low with all the naanthe fuck
>>155531522mutt automatically thinking of niggers yes we know they are your gods
>>155531526>Y-Y-Yeah but-0 fucking goalsLmao
>>155531532you seem jelly of our powerful heritage and mythology
>>155531357I don't know wether cornsyrup sandwiches and cornsyrup burger buns count as bread for this statistic.
>>155531563>Implying anyone would be jealous of a country named after a bird
>>155531328kek you hit a nerve bro
>>155531526I was lucky enough to have grown up in a place where I didn't have to deal with you lot a lot
>>155531547pffft haha
>>155531403truth nuke
>This German turk seething this fucking badly and masking his cope with bait postAllah is not sending his best.
>>155531593that's because you never go out and touch grass incel, we are everywhere we are inevitable chud
>>155531403trvke
>>155531563>you're jelly of muh mythology>heritage and mythology is getting pillaged by steppe bandits and then a little boy gets pity-fucked by a wolfI'm good bro thanks.
>>155531625I could go outside now, get me a breakfast Döner maybeSo be a sweetheart and make me one, mit allem und scharfAfter all, that's all you are good for anyway
>>155531709least cucked "German" everybodypathetic
>>155530317Ach Abdul...
>that's because you never go out and touch grass incel, we are everywhere we are inevitable chud
>>155531622Its particularly sad because who exactly has racial paranoia or could possibly feel emasculated from turks? “Oh noooo the 5’6 delivery app worker/kebab guy is going to replace me” pffffft hahaha. I mean what the fuck is Turkey as a country? The EU backwater where they dump the Syrians they dont want that nukes its currency every five years or so. Like little buddy you are not part of the team
>>155530317>nou?in twelve hours: schlaaand
>>155531625>we are everywhere
>>155531854>>155531879Sowas nennt man Multikulturell du Erbsenhirn! Erweitere dein Horizont
>>155531894>Erweitere dein Horizont
>>155531854Do they celebrate when Undav scores?
>>155530519>Algeria not listedWe'd be first.
>>155530317They should be deported back to Turkey.
>>155531945he is a zainichi jeside kurd... so maybe not
>>155530317>live scenes from Berlin
Ynr Turks in Germany were seething that Germany wasn't going to show Turkish national team games televised
>>155533473Ahahaha
>>155533313These scenes are from Frankfurt akshually
HALLO HALLO HALLO CHEF WOLLAH ICH BIN HEUTE KRANK
>>155530317me when there are to Turkish motorcades and screaming that either keep me up late at night or wake me up early in the morningthanks Paraguay, thanks Australia
Why do Turks have such fragile egos?
>>155530503>>155530837hes basically known for being the most deluded Gala fan in Germany (calling Sane a top 5 winger in the world, saying Gala could win the CL and Turkey the WC) and has become a meme here. Think of Arsenal Fan TV. I always make shure to watch highlights of his little chimpouts after his teams lose
>>155530837lmao, I knew so many dudes like him, unreal
>>155530837>>155533588>>155533655also why did he rent such a big space for him and just a few dudes lmao
Same as it ever was
>>155530837>check channel of that dude with the glasses>he's just walking around talking shit with the retarded dude with the bandanna>1.4m subsbro I was born too early, any scumbag can make youtube money it seems
>>155531328>>155531589
>>155530317>SKWhy are these guys involved in a turk watchparty?
>>155530347salvia in kebab but sleep at night is possible. fair trade.
>>155530519you just know that the middle ground is best when india and turkey lurk at both ends.
>>155530519USA is only so low because you can't classify the shit they eat as bread, it's basically cake
>>155533690Like clockwork.
>>155531975yes, they love Turkey so much.
>>155533473Yeah, they should go to Turkey if they want to watch it for FREE. lol
>>155530317Time to go back to their flats and vote Erdogan
>>155530837>scrubbing through the twitch original>all proles>one of them can speak German well, is articulate>his "friends" and chat mock him for not talking like an apeevery time
>>155530317Why are they so fat?
>>155530519>Half kg of bread a dayThis can't be real
>>155530399he's regular obese, just has a big shirt
>>155534054kek
>>155530317He looks like Caleb hammer
>>155530317>>155530837lmaooo they took their jerseys off, full desperation achieved
>>155536026Guy on the far right seems to be the only mentally stable one, seems like a bro
>>155530317>kemal fataturk
>>155536026>running shoes>waddling
>>155531547stop projecting your women's thoughts onto Amerigods, turkmutt
>>155536026far right in the top pic I only saw for 1min on streamfar right in the bottom pic was losing his mind, cursing at the screen lmao, there was no chill
>>155530519>eat bread daily (work sammiches, innit)>BARELY make it up to 70 kilos a year>Turks somehow gobble up (nearly) thrice thatH O WT H EF U C KDoesn't seem possible.
>>155536276meant for>>155536065
>>155530317>Paraguay still on 0Where can I watch them loosing their shit after playing 45 minutes with one feller more and still failing to even equalize?
>>155536317here's the entire streamwww.twitch.tv/videos/2800852185
>>155534662>>155534054internet brainrot. Meanwhile I'm going to have some fresh bakery rye soon, top quality.
>>155536292>>155536276Yeah I meant far right guy of the top pic (he's in the background in bottom pic). He seems to be the only one untouched by autism.The pseudo-gangster bandana guy looks like he's got room temperature IQ and will die doing a wheelie on his bike or some shit, and the broccoli head looks like he could murder somebody
>>155530317>wat nou?Celebrate good times
>>155536397>The pseudo-gangster bandana guy looks like he's got room temperature IQ and will die doing a wheelie on his bike or some shit100% accurate, I heard him talk in the stream and another video of one of those guys (Mert). Literally braindead, and not even in an entertaining way
>>155536387>grainy bread (possibly with seeds) with a soft outsidecouldnt be meBread should be crisp on the outside and extremely soft on the inside with no fucking seeds.Then you use that bitch to do the good ol "scarpetta" on the dish you just finished.
>>155536450now that's the tight shit right thereI know it's betrayal against mein country, but I vastly prefer ciabatta etc to regular German bread, except for some good(!) whole wheat
>>155531578Fuck, beat me to it. It's almost impossible to get unprocessed shit bread here.
>>155536387bro you are not the average US citizen. Most people eat the sugar-loaded processed shit you get at the supermarket, see>>155536501Having a good bakery (affordable, too?) is really not the norm, literally everybody in the US I know told me that (east and west coast)
>>155536364Cheers!
>>155534490kebabs ain't exactly healthy food
>>155530317
>>155530317Seitenwechsel
>>155536105kek
>>155537679damn they're talking and moving so fast, hopped up on Turkish coffee fr
>>155533473this same guy is absoutley fuming right now. Go to his social media
>>155538007it's funny cause 80% of the turkish players are diaspora
>>155537659>meat is not healthyit's not only when you eat too much of it. most people eat meat until they are full. they dont realize there are lots of calories in meat. if you're not careful you'll get fat and die which happens to 99% of fast food lovers
>>155538074yeah the average döner here is pretty solid, you get meat and vegetables (tomatoes, cabbage, etc). Then again it's at lmao 8-9€ now, so might as well cook something thats like 100x better
Why are germans all so fucking fat and cringe??? I was lead to belive that euros and Australians were far superior to mutts wtf?
>>155538389nice try mehmet
>>155538007
>>155538415Yeah im a mutt not somw german terckroach. Answer the question Abdul bin Goldstine, wtf are all of you so fucking obease, this shit is walmart nigger levels of fat.
biggest revelation this World Cup is that the German flag is just Turks larping.
>>155531533that's not naan tho
>>155536387enjoy your cake then
>>155530519we should be in 5th place
>>155538007>USA has 0 Native Americans in its teamGARGANTUAN (if true)!
>>155536026>>155538389These are the men that white europeans are deadly afraid to stand up to by the way LMAOOOO
>>155538754you would be anxious too if 10 of those units would surround you and scream at you
>>155538754Average European man during the water break in the BLISTERING 90 degree heat.
>>155530519>Half of MENA not listedFake
>>155538754>>155538837plus, knives.but yeah, classic Americunt deluding himself into believing he could or would take on 5+ dudes no problem
>>155530317The European immigrant pop almost make the latam immigrants tolerable.
>>155538922You know how I know your a turkroach on gibs his whole life and has been hand held in his baby country thats been protected by men for tye past 80 years? You have never heen in proximity of north American payment ape. You fucking soft cucks this k some 5"6' lil muslim faggot is anything dangerous. Have you ever considered that your all just that weak? Let's hear the next cope. At least i can respect the Australians for taking the L like men.
>>155538979please come here and get stabbed so I don't have to read your larps anymore
>>155538979Eurofags are getting exposed so bad this world cup I don't even know how they can recover at this point. All their high and mighty bullshit on here constantly and when you see the reality of their countries it's just so pathetic
>That one Turk with a German flag itt getting so pressed that he's claiming he could beat up Anons irl like its 2006
>>155539060Why would I EVER go to some fucking 3rd world litteral shit hole like Germany? The only way I would go is to fucking shoot you retarded brown niggers in the head, but its much funnier to see all of you commies suffer. I wont do shit lmfao. Wtf are you going to do about it, get arrested after being stabbed?
>>155539060My guy chicago has literally had years where they have reported more murders than all of France combinedCities like st louis have more murders than all of the Netherlands despite being a city of 330k
>>155539177so you're scared, cool
>>155539196I know. The point is that that lardass larper is posing like he would somehow deflect blades and win 1v5 battlesthe only place where he can take on multiple men is in bed, that I'll grant him
>>155539198Lmfao this roach is just now figuring out that Germany has worse quality of life than Alabama and is raging in addition to Turkey being proven to be absolute ASS at everything other than fucking little kids. This has been an amazing week.
>>155539223>lard assYeah we know lmfao
>>155539253>America>higher quality of life than any European countrywow, Trump really did a number on your brains huh
>all the german flags defending turkey(?)
>>155539305I'm not, it's good that Turkey's out. I just can't stand fat retarded Americans talking about how badass they are, when in reality they'd just die bleeding crying for their burger
>>155539291Open your eyes lmfao hahaha, keep it. You fucking dirty euro trash muslim gibb niggers cope so fucking hard, I love it.
>>155539341uhhh... i don't think you're fooling anyone, my man.
>>155530317going out is one thing torturing your fans with 62 shots 0 goals is serial killer shit
>>155539351pic related literally new york, "greatest city in the world"
>>155539289look who's talking. you wouldn't even be able to waddle away when you get fucked up in the streets
>>155539412This is how I know your a gibbs nigger muslim faggot, idk anyone who has ever said New York City is the greatest city in the world outside the late 80s. This proves that brown muslims in Germany are more uncultured than the average mid westerner. I bet you watch a lot of TV huh buddy? Its like someone with a german VPN is just larp posting to make Turkish men look even more retarded at this point.
Who triggered the turk and how can we up the ante?
>>155539516>America is superior!>w-well not that part, you're brown!pathetic
>>155539546lol
>>155539615Not my team, also not refuting your absolute pants-shitting.Concession accepted.Don't have a heartattack while waddling up the stairs to cry to your mom about it.
>>155539640Why do 3rd worlders always say "concession accepted", its it because thats all the english they know from centuries of colonialism?
did the muslims lose? Good.
>>155539677"Winning" arguments online is very important to them since they are bitch made fags irl who are intimidated by fat turks
>>155536744nigger every grocery store in the us has a bakery that bakes multiple types of fresh bread daily
Globohomo and FIFA wants to censor us all.
