Netherlands v Sweden is the only good match of the second round of fixtures desu
>>155531333who will win?I see netherlands playing with more desperation, swedes are sitting comfier although Japan is no slouch
>>155531333Two very attacking leagues. It streams throwing caution to the wind and goals. Neither are great. On paper it should be entertaining, but will it deliver
>>155531333Gonna be a semen slurper, but >we will prevail
Netherlands 3-0 Seeden
>>155531480i dont trust koeman to bring you the cup, sorry
>>155531333The Dutch will stomp, Sweden has nothing to stop them.
>>155531333Which wide has the hotter women?
>>155531333gonna be a slurper, sorry in advance
>>155531333Dont get your hopes too hight about this game. The winner of the group goes to Germany, France, Spain bracket so it might be better if you finish second. So swedes might cuck for this game
>>155531737Sverige (it's not even close)
>>155532935>muslims You can’t even see their face anyway
My mum is Swedish but I own shirts of both teams because I used to like le cut inside man and also it was only $20 :)
>>155532990You're none of thatYou're a jeet
>>155533022Nigger I'm the whitest person in the southern hemisphere
Ivory Coast will win
>>155533022>A leaf calling anyone a jeet
>>155533070Umm heLLo based department
>good matchyou havent really watched sveden have you?
We’ve already lost, i can’t even buy beer since the liquor store is closed, i’ll have to blackout in a pub paying 10€ a beer, just nuke us
>>155533188why is the liquor store closed on a saturday morning?
>>155533188chin up fellacan still get middies at the servo, no?Also, it's your fault for not making sure you were stocked up earlier
>>155531333Germany vs Ivory CoastNorway vs SenegalBoth good games
>>1555314411-1 draw
Gyokeres legacy game. Potter redemption arc.
>>155533188Protect heckin employees can go too far.
>>155533204Fuck you and i have no idea what the fuck you’re trying to say, don’t talk in wierd slang if you want people to understand what you’re trying to say you retarded fucking crocodilefeed
>>155533252Isak potentially regaining form at the right time as well. Sweden went to the semi final of USA 94, feels like emulating that would be the sort of thing Potter dines out on for the next 20 years and ends up managing 7 international teams as a "knockout specialist"
>>155533379middy = mid strength beerservo = petrol station, also sometime used to refer to convenience stores/small "super"marketstocking up earlier = not being an idiot and planning ahead (I, however, unlike you, don't need to do this because there's a bottleo 2 minutes from my house that's open 9am-9pm):^) = :^)
Ever wonder whether you prefer household goods from HEMA or IKEA? Would you like to know which women are the most feminist and oikophobic? Where is the highest risk of vitamin D deficiency? That's how mundane this matchup is. I'm from your future by the way. I assure you nothing interesting will happen an hour from now.
Die vieze vuile kankah koemahn met ze kankah zwarte douchenicht konteneukende kankah Dipaay opkankahnkere met je kankah hoereneukerende neger flikkers in je team vieze teringlijaaaaahh krijg toch de pestpleurtyfus met je kankah jodehneus
It's already ogre
>>155533070>That monkey fur>WhiteNah bro
>>155533935https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_hair
What time is thisIn 6 hours?
It's over I won't even watch
Ik houdt van Nederland vanwege de grote zwarte piemels van de speelers
>>155533188I'm going to unironically vote for Folkpartiet because I only care about the fact that they are the only party that proposes we start selling beer in stores
>>155531333>He forgot the Nazi Supercopa
>>155534149Why are your countries so prissy about alcohol anyway? Doesn't seem culturally fitting.
>>155534195I think every culture has some things that makes their brains freeze and they can't think logically about it. For us it's alcohol and weed, especially boomers and Gen X. They unironically think society will collapse if we sell beer in grocery stores
>>155534117Yup
>>155534195Överförmynderi is our national sport, curse this anti-freedom country and its brain washed people
>>155534195 Temperance movement advocates shouted the loudest back then and rest of us just have to live with the fact that in every time period there are going to be social justice homos ruining the fun for the rest of us.
>>155533676Will we atleast win
>>155534246>I think every culture has some things that makes their brains freeze and they can't think logically about it. For us it's alcohol and weed,For us it's autonomy. I hate every single politician in this country, past and present, especially in my state. Can't do shit in this place.Also I'd better go to bed soon. The game starts in 5 narf hours...
>Camera zooms in>Ayari is down on his knees for Allahyeah damn what a Sweden team
>Alcoholic bums cryingAnd nothing of value was lost
>>155533070>tattooHow's that lack of a personality treating you?
Netherlands is a lot better (on paper). Sweden have better attackers but that’s it.
>>155534502Norway will be watching you closely.
netherlands have more ngubus and so we will lose
>>155534497I got it when I was 18, it's kind of whatever these days.Would I get more? Probably not.Do I regret it? No. Seems a silly thing to discontent myself over. You'll never guess what it is.
>>155534625And cheering for us.. right?
For Dutch media and pundits it's a non match. They see Sweden as a team the same level of Liechtenstein.
>>155533188Amateurish perparation for midsommar göran
If we lose this I will do very bad things
>>155534733Nobody said that
>>155534652>flagit's a spoidah or a shark
Netherlands? Didn't they get eliminated because of us last time? They can't handle any pressure
>>155534841It's a... *checks forearms* wait shit that's the other arm... This one's, um... It's really, um... Oh shit it's 10 o'clock I'd better go to bed... See you in 5 hours...
>>155534885Last time we lost against argentina in the quarter final
>defense consists of>the most overrated defenders in Europe>and Dumfries>midfield consists of>pass back>pass right>pass back>pass right>pass back>and Dumfries>attack consists of>LE SPEEDY CUT INSIDE NGUBU>and DumfriesPredicting an absolute slurper 0-0, Cowman will do whatever he can to evade Morocco in the 1/32th knockout, our government has instructed him so for national security reasons
>>155531441>Two very attacking leaguesin which none of the members of either the dutch or swedish national teams play
Easy win for Sweden. We stink so much right now, Koeman is a ginormous defensive minded midwit. We will be back in 2030 with our new Messiah
>>155535569ginger KANG
>>155534149Wtf, you dont have beer in stores. BEER
>>155535617Only 3,5% or below, I don't know who even buys it
>>155534195>zoomer educationthey're a Lutheran countrySweden also has the most backwards and draconian drug laws in Europe
>>155533809eens
>>155535569elite ball knowledge
>>155535834me when i run out
>>155531441Is that a real Shetland?
>>155532990>Watching the soccer, very exciting if you are Swedish!
Sweden has been horrible in all matches except for the tunisia gameI expect us to be demolished as is tradition
i want to root for both teams tbqh. wat nou?
>>155536149IK OOK
>19:00>warm summer dayif we win even i will get laid
>>155536200Does the sun set where you live?
Why are there more games on Fridays and Sundays than on a Saturday? If FIFA gay and retarded?
>>155536176ok you convinced me
>>155531333Germany vs Real Team should be interesting
>>155535906I'm not a zoomer, not just particularly well-informed about the particularities of the Christian history and influence in Scandinavia.
>>155531333wronghttps://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7368380/2026/06/20/world-cup-predictions-md-10/>Netherlands vs Sweden, Group F, kick-off 1pm ET, 6pm BST>Watch Rating: 4/5. Sweden are in the driving seat in this group and can seal qualification for the knockout phase with another win, while the Dutch will want to avoid putting any pressure on their final game against Tunisia.>>Germany vs Ivory Coast, Group E, kick-off 4pm ET, 9pm BST>Watch Rating: 5/5. While playing against inferior opposition on Sunday, some of Germany’s attacking play was irresistible. You should want to see more. That also applies to Ivory Coast winger Yan Diomande. The 19-year-old lit up their opening match against Ecuador (the Ivorians won 1-0, thanks to a 90th-minute goal) and will now get to test himself against one of the elite teams in the competition.>>Ecuador vs Curacao, Group E, kick-off 8pm ET, 1am BST>Watch Rating: 3/5. This match in Kansas City might depend on which version of Curacao we get — the team from the first half who put up a good fight against Germany and were only 2-1 down after 45 minutes, or the one that wilted in the second period. >>Tunisia vs Japan, Group F, kick-off 12am (midnight) ET, 5am BST>Watch Rating: 3/5. Japan are always good to watch, although they continue to lose key players.
>>155536080>as is traditionThat is not true. We are pretty much even.
asspain and negerlands getting knocked out this early would get me hard ngl
>>155536344>match picksGet fucked Wilfred age 6 and Stanley the Dog
>>155536344>By The Athletic Soccer Experts
>>155535834I made that mistake last year when visiting Sweden.. Fucking horrible taste.
Netherlands has a great all-round team but not great offense/striking, basically the complete opposite of our team. For this reason I think they win. Down 2-0 after the first, Gyökeres scores a cope goal after 60 minutes but we lose 1-3-
we will win
>>155535834>>155536426tourists, apparently
hahaha systembolaget har stängt yes box
>>155536149If you racist or underdogcel, you will pick sweden
>>155536572wow im cheering double for sweden!!!
>>155536473We havent beaten anyone in the top 25 under Cowman. You are 38th. Stay humble
I will watch for she!
>>155536612I am too, although i am less about cheering for the underdog. That doesn't influence my decision much.
wtf sweden sound like shit??brb getting beer for the game
No laugh at Sweden threads today please, we're not expected to win anyway
>>155536885at least your women are hot
i am so hungover bros
>>155531333>our game was at 5am on a Saturday>best game on our Sunday is at 3amAt least Turkey-Paraguay ended up great, but im still pissed we get shitty schedules on the weekend.
>>155536885With that turk attacker everyone expects the win. He's the new ibrahimovič and even better.
>>155536956did you fuck anyone last night? i didn't.
>sweden v netherlands 19:00>tunisia v japan 06:00fuck that FAT burger country with their million time zones
I haven’t fucked anyone since April…
>>155536966gyökeres? he's swedish and hungarian
>>155536969na was in the middle of nowhere with a group of friends
>>155536985what was the lucky mans name back in april?
>>155537003Victor Gyokeres, I always got the feeling he was a bottom so it was nice for that to be confirmed
>>155536993Gyökeres is a Swede mixed with langobard Swede from Hungary
>>155537023terrible banter, expected from a swamp germ
>>155537023gyökeres only fucks OF whores
>>155537056We save our good banter for real and serious opponents
>>155537023turks hate his trademark celebration
Is there anything more female-coded than having a trademark celebration?
>>155537149being tattooed up the ass like all the players are nowadays
>>155537168That’s just general degeneracy, having a prepared song and dance for when you score is just teenage girl behaviour
2-4 sweden win4th goal in 96'
>>155537109Does he have comically large arms/hands for a footballer? Or am i just an armlet
>>155537219Post proof of the bet you have placed, Stinkland
>>155537240its perspective and also you are skinny boy
>>155537240he suffers from body dysmorphia and lifts weights all day every day
>>155537296Dam body dysmoprhia is lit
>>155537250
Every fucking pub is booked, can’t watch this anywhere
>>155537375That's AI. You couldnt possibly be this stupid
https://www.youtube.com/live/wHFJ13toAzYAlways find these local American TV stations strangely comfyWeather girl is wearing orange so it’s clear where her allegiance lies
>>155537379go to stockholms stadion if you want your ass fondled by arabs
>>155537394betting requires a deep knowledge of history.the vikings were the first to land in the americas, and the dutch are still traumatised about the loss of new amsterdam. these things will play upon the subconscious. 2-4 it is.
>>155537379>pub>bookedwot
Do Engländers support Potter?
>>155537451brian potter?
>>155537446national holiday so most places are closed
>>155536999perfect place to fuck
>>155537467Have you ever been to a midsommarstång Nigel
downloaded some more black kweens for the HT posting, got chips and beer. I am ready
/sp/ is with us right?
>>155533188this is why you make your own wine. go to ica maxi and buy a kit
>>155537558every may 1st as a child
>>155537567>downloaded black kweensI mean how many beers are u in for >>155537588Dam thats nice
its åsking outside, this is not a good sign
>>155537580That’s a man right?
>>155537605they call me ås-kingen
>>155537617Yeah leave it alone I got this
>>155537628Thanks for taking one for the team
>>155537617she will birth you sons like this
>>155537580is this the new he-man film?
>>155537580Here have an actual pretty girl
>>155537703Pedo, move to Belgium if you want to be a catholic so badly
i've never been to an ikea in my life
>>155537703thats the kind of pictures indians print on an A4 and hang next to their bed
>>155537731Romy is legal, moron
Haven't had sex in 4 years
Get the fuck out of this thread if you haven’t read all the Åshöjdens BK books
>>155537703not orange or square faced enough to be swedishshe looks more like a polack
>mfw delusional swedes thinking we have a chance
>>155537949>she looks more like a polackShe is Dutch though
>>155538013all continentals look the same to me
>>155537995if people can believe hammarby will win they can believe sweden will win
>>155537796får man breva geeken på /sp/
>>155538055if sirius lose their best players this summer they might win
My body is ready
>>155531333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8QTAlbmCbEVa?
Is there any chance we get Sweden vs Norway in the knockout stages? Would be kino
>>155533188I'm in Gothenburg in a few weeks, actually flying home the day after the final. fortunately I am seeing friends so I can rinse their cupboards.
>>155537580No I still have PTSD over the Ibrahimovic goal and thus will be supporting the Dutch
>local store closed>no alcohol>only a lunchbox with moms terrible soupand a loss incoming
Isak you are my NIGGER
>cookin up some burgers>fridge full of cold beer>bought snacks for the evening if i feel peckishle bosh
Despite fitness doubts beforehand, Frenkie de Jong starts. Also Brobbey starts up front with Malen moving out right and replacing Summerville.
>>155538445Yeah we totally dont need our best player Zomerstad. Based Koeman
It's really a tie game in my viewDutch is elite for doing goals on Japn
A tie will be a Swedish win
>>155538445>4/11 Whites
>>155531333France vs Norway is more promising on paper
>>155538552You are not going to beat Japan. They will prolly beat you
>>155538567>1248 players at the World Cup>none of them are Danish
>>155538572nevermind it's in the third round
>>155533188Your lack of preparation and foresight is rather disappointing.
>>155538572>1 good player>vs>11 good playersNorway LOL
>>155538594Don't underestimate the caveman's team
>>155538607Are you the same Canadian schizo that seethes about the left-right dance?
>>155538607Female Harold
>>155538607We have disordered minds. We will be the first mystery meat country on earth. Blame Protestantism
>>155538622he can't dance outside because he'd freeze to death
How many mouths will be covered during this match?
göken is a monster
Are the dutch really going to take it all like that computer model autist predicted?
>>155538445that's still a 4-3-3, right?whatever happened to timber and depay?
>>155538671so it would seem, so it would seem...
kom ihåg att ni kan se på matchen med vpn på dr eller yle
>>155538715jag kör vpn och fox. 4k + zlatan
>>155538695J. Timber left before the WC started because of injury. His twin brother Quinten had a (very) mild concussion during training so is skipping this match.Depay is giga mega turbo washed, he’s our Ronaldo
Cant believe this bugger made it to Madrid. He is so bad but it just works
>>155538654I göked all over you sister’s face last week lol
there has never been a swede who was optimistic
Supplies mudder trucker.
Is this the match thread?
>>155538795lmao it's also called upställning in swedish
>>155538795>BrobbeyWhat a name
>>155538786so true, so true
>>155538819Despite our differences, we remain brothers
>stadium pretty much entirely orangeAmeriKEKS dont seem to like effeminate men.
i did 4 muscle ups in a row today so im dont care how this goes
>>155538819You should be focused on reversing the decline of the quality of IKEA furniture or you're going to lose the international competition.
>>155538829Brian Ebenezer Adjei Brobbey is his full nameLike that very miserly duck
>>155538819>GERMANIC LANGUAGES SEEM SAMEYMeer nieuws om elf uur
>>155538892>Meer nieuws om elf uurcompletely incomprehensible
>>155538795>dumfrieswouldn't starting smartfries make more sense?
>>155538892va?
>>155538878yeah. but it isnt le hecking environmentally friendly to make furniture out of 100 % wood anymore. it's gotta be recycled pulp and worthless cardboard instead. GET WITH THE TIMES CHUDDY
are the negroes in the netherlands team super mega assimilated? i mean considering their names
>>155538607>>155538931SAAR
>>155538915>>155538933Mera nyheter klockan 11.Dutch is butchered german and butchered english
>>155538892in sweden we have this phone service called fröken ur. it's a number you call and they tell you the time
>>155531333I heard they're really close
>>155538956The last names are because of the colonial past. But they are also much better assimilated than the Turks/Moroccans.That’s why you see those latter ones choosing for the “home” country much more often than you see negroes picking for theirs.
>>155538956Our blacks are well integrated. The other anon is right, it's the muslims that dont assimilate.
>>155539016but are they born and raised in the netherlands or have you just bought the fastest negro from like suriname or some other former colony?
>>155538916Just wait until you learn that Verbruggen means Bridging Far, Van de Ven means From The Small Lake en Gravenberch seems similar to the names given to old Dutch nobility.
for me, it's that last little buildup and satisfying release of pressure as the man finally enters your hole from behind with his stiff tip
>>155538964listen alright. I just think it's funny that while the dutch mens team is fighting in the US, dutch woman are at home getting dicked down by Ngobu so they can replace you.
>>155539046(Grand)Parents came over during the last century. Just look at where the players representing the various Antilles and Suriname are born, they’re all from here.Funnily enough even the Cape Verdean team has 6 players born here (Rotterdam has a massive Cape Verdean diaspora).I read that NL was 3rd in terms of birthplaces of WC players
>>155539084but the team are ngubus??
>>155538942Same with most shirts of almost every brand name: less cotton and more recycled polyester because sustainability goals. It's a cruel joke.
>>155539093could be worse. but still i don't like the fact that all our teams gotta be ngubus
>>155531441it's going to slurp whatever stagnant semen is putrifying in the unused parts of our eldritch nutsacks.
>>155538715>>155538741är inte "räkströmmen" bra eller blir man hackad då
>>155539093Aren't most of the Moroccan team born in Netherlands?
>>155539126These days white people play more tennis, hockey etc.
>>155539133du kommer vara 30 sekunder bakom klibbigtråden och det förstör upplevelsen
>>155539113and then they'll seethe about microplastics in the next sentence, not even realising that their policies have made it possible >>155539133https://streamed.pk/watch/netherlands-vs-sweden-2461112
>>155539136Some are Dutch academy products, notably Saibari
>>155539136Morocco is a mix of Spain, France, Belgium etc.Curacao is literally all from here except for 1 (Chong), although he did come through the Feyenoord academy
>>155539129Screenshotted to fact check.
>>155539153no. it's the fact that we've had mass immigration for 50 years and such people like to play football so therefore there's more of them in that sport
>>155539153No, the white kids are wanking to porn or playing videogames. The foreign kids are still playing footie in the streets. We only have ourselves to blame
>>155539160>not even realising that their policies have made it possibleThey know: across all sustainability efforts you can notice a pattern they themselves ironically call greenwashing, which basically means they only care about models and numbers and not about actual reality.
>>155539185there's a swedish song called "måste vägen till curacao gynga så?" . which means "must the way to curacao bob so?https://youtu.be/HtmNOsvLGQQ?si=2dUtY1Uhm5e9AEDC
>>155539213We still dominate (relative to our size) at the Olympics. Last summer one we even came in ahead of the UK so I don’t think that’s entire true.It’s just that football, and especially early development, has become very biased towards negroes in recent times
>>155539222so true. speaking of polyester, i wonder if football players have elevated amounts of microplastics in them considering they run around and sweat in such clothes all day?
>>155539153hockey is dying in swedenits only rich kids and sons of former pros that make it nowadays. and it was already always a minor sport anywhere south of sundsvall
It's just not the same without him
>>155539271Just to be clear, I’m talking real hockey. We only use ice to go around in circles really fast
>>155539213>We only have ourselves to blameBefore the 2000's children were told by their parents to go outside unless it rains and now parents make the excuse that upbringing needs to adapt to the new normal which is staying inside. The millennials are the parents now so they've completely failed as a generation.
>>155539266Stop talking out of your ass. When I grew up all the kids were playing football outside. All I see today is empty playgrounds. Go to any big city and the streets are riddled with allochtonen playing footie. Fuck off with the revisionism.
>>155539266It's not that football has become biased towards negroes but but negroes are biased towards football. It's the same problem everywhere. They pool massively at the few big ball sports and then it's crickets in track&field and nada elsewhere.
>>155539320but why did millennials become such parents? since they were outside and grew up before the internet etc
>>155539270It's obvious that most athletes age like milk which is a failure of everything and everyone around them.
>Harry Pottercan't make this shit up
>>155539375how many football pros are even 35+?
You can watch it in the cinema. No beer though
>>155539271Hockey is gatekeeping poorfags like you out wich is good. We just won both youth tourneys and we’re dominating the top 10 in the NHL predicted draft
>>155539271I mean that's a retarded take but what do I know
>>155539437sweden hasnt won a mens tournament that matters since 2006 and that was extremely lucky that all of the best swedish players ever except for like salming was active at the same time.sweden hasnt had a 50 goal scorer since loob in the 1980s.sweden hasnt had an elite forward since p. forsbergs hart trophy year in 2002-03.no swedish goalie has ever won the stanley cup.rasmus dahlin is by far the best swede in the world right now and hes like the 7th best defencemen in the NHLyou're fuckin clueless. dont reply
>>155539364I've been asking millennial parents and all I hear is normie cattle excuses. Selection bias, you see: millennials who've become parents are the lucky few to have a boomer school and work experience and so they didn't get enlightened by /pol/ or /x/ or anything.
>>155538795>3/11 whites
powerful message...
>>155539490I mean domestic league SHL is top 3 in the worldUnder-20 has been competitive for yearsNo superstars it is what it is
Our pundits have spoken>3-1>3-0>2-0>4-1Why are we so delusional
>>155539490You’re brown
>>155539490U20 matters every year, it's one of the more entertaining tournaments and at least shows you are producing playersOther tournaments can be blamed on Hallam
>>155539544if the shl is a top 3 league then that says everything you need to know about the state of hockey. faggot ass goalie interference ref cam dog shit league thats decided by a couple cucks sitting in a studio in stockholm who make every important decision on the ice. not sure why there even are refs anymore.
>>155539542what did he say? i dont have tv4
>>155539527>posted it again awardwhy is anyone surprised by thishave you walked outside in any major european city lately? ethnics are everywhereeurope will be mutt central in 50 years
Real hockey >>> ice hockey
i woke up with a mega headache so i shall be watching with spee
>>155539584Please leave the area, your browness is disturbing the other customers
>>155539587Clearly read a script wishing luck to the team, sounded like a kid reading in class
>>155539420Only a few superstars beyond their peak. Athletes and idols are like gum that gets chewed and spit out. They're part of a Faustian bargain or similar sacrificial transaction: they trade their literal life force for peak materialism.
>>155539492every millenial parent in my family bought their kids ipads and I literally don’t understand why. Recently my aunt argued with her husband that it’s good to let the kid be bored during drives but he screeched that it was basically torture and that their kid should be allowed an ipad during long drives. They are actively handicapping their children for an unknown reason.
>>155539645lmao
ok but who wins
time to lose
>>155539708nä nu ska vi inte deppa
>>155539661>They are actively handicapping their children for an unknown reason.Especially since a millennial should know how competitive the world has become. The next gen must be in peak physical and mental condition to make it.
Hoppas inte piteåhoran kommenterar
Ström?
>>155539733>tv4har de ens kommentatorer som inte är en kvinna eller neger?
>>155539723The future is transhumanist. Everyone will be enhanced.
>>155539754har du inte tv4 eller va
They're going to sing that they honor a monarchy that is now selling out the Netherlands to foreign interests.
>>155539754https://streamed.pk/watch/netherlands-vs-sweden-2461112/delta/1
>>155539616field hockey is a sport for women to advertise their instagrams and indian men
>>155539659You must be yet another dutch nazi
>>155539764granqvist och fjellström
>>155539807Self-inserting again are we?
>>155539816Is that a good or a bad thing?
DU GAMLA DU FRIA
>han sitter i cuckstolen och sneglar på sin 720p tv4 ström han betalar 300 kr/månad för medans jag njuter av min fox ström i 4K med zlatans babbekingliga aura
WHERE'S THE COMFY THREAD
>>155539905jag får gratis tv med lägenheten så jag kollar fotboll på den ibland
>>155539778Nä för jag sitter på en sunkig pizzeria utan TVs för att bolaget är stängt idag, därför har jag inte tv4
I think this wc song could be better if they didn’t repeat DNA over and over again
>>155539905ASG
LET THE HUMILIATION RITUAL BEGIN
>>155539949detta är den
>>155539905my streaming is free!
>>155540039jättebra!
>>155540039oh. okay, i'm /comfy/ now.are we expecting some kino from this one, lads?
ILL BE IN THIS THREAD. THE STICKY IS TOO FAST
>>155540165min bror
>>155540124we're expecting to be btfo completely
It's over
>>155540188graham vafan brevar du i denna tråd har du inte ett lag att leda?
>>155540246forlåt mig jag vet inte var jag står
Netherlands' kits look like they're an MLS team.
Vorbei
kukfitta
>>155540436va inte så deppig va
nääääääe fyfan
humiliation ritual
>SWEDES
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>>155539816How do you feel that The Netherlands scores within 5 minutes against a fellow Germanic tribe while Spain can't score against an African country?
kul
>korta hörnor
It's going to be fine :)
I missed the goal :(
>>155540660thanks eesti bro
var e kungen?
POTTAH
>>155539126>ngubuswhere did that term even come from
>>155540977norf fc meme
DEFLATEGATE
>>155541072what is that
POOOOOOOOTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
enjoying urselves swedish KEKS ?
jätte totalt fiasko kollaps
Homing balls!
det är så över
glad i stayed home
POTER is a FRAUD
Most dangerous lead
Feel bad for those Sweeden fans I saw Downtown the other day
>>155533252
>>155540660>narrator's voice: it wasn't going to be fine
toothpaste ngubus are pretty gud.
pan pizza or mcdonalds?
I don't want us to lose...
>>155541587sill o potatis
Random very manly looking Swedish women getting molested on camera
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155541503They're very technical
>>155540637>Howdy fellow Germanics
>>155541477Not over... yet. Just building up the tension.BIG HYDRATION BOOST INCOMING
the swedes will hydrate with some akvavit and win this thing
Where are the Swedes?
>>155541971If we could hold on to the ball for more than a minute I’d be impressed!
>producer shows a normal person in the crowd rather than a model>/sp/ starts /pol/spergingEvery time.
>>155542078we need at least one goal in first half. otherwise it'll be hard to win
KUKEN
>>155541830Some Germanic tribes have better mercenaries than other Germanic tribes. What is your point?
>>155539266Rico Verhoeven is Dutch and is a pretty damn good Kickboxing champion. I don't think Dutch have weak genetics at all but yeah Blacks grow up faster usually and coaches will pick the kids that hit puberty faster.
>>155542019It’s midsommar.
>>155542292Future teams will drastically change youth development.
What did the Swedish drink during the hydration pause to make them go on the attack? Or did they call the Japanese coach?
>>155542408we drank akvavit. we do it on midsummers day
It's laughable to me how Sweden thought they had any chance going into this match. I knew this was going to end badly for them. I love Sweden, but they're genuine frauds. The quality of the players is abysmal. Here's the thing: we're not even that good.
>>155531333U wot m8Germany ivory coast will be a banger, expect 4+ goals, our defending is utter shite, but can we score more than we concede?
>>155542434Berserker mode needs to be activated with psychedelics though.
>>155542613our booze is psychedelic
>>155542434going to try an akvavit boody mary, if i can find the stuff. yeah, that sounds good.
>>155542793you drink akvavit neat. only.
>>155542485The ref giving every call to Netherlands doesn’t help.But yes you are quite shit, and even worse I don’t love Netherlands, I don’t think about you at all.
>>155542657The Netherlands are going to need it against Brazil or Morocco.
>>155542485>never won anything>still act arrogant like Brazil???
>>155542948you're not getting any. we'll only give to our norwegian brothers, but only if we don't qualify for play offs
being swedish is suffering
WELL WELL WELLMost dange- Uh it's not our fault
We are so back!
>>155543239o nej
>>155542830no. i will put it in a cocktail. a spicy salty cocktail.
jävla pissneger
>>155543239However...
First one is free
>>155543377you disgust me
>>155543060Anyone who threatens the Dutch will get murderballed, when will you learn?
>>155543466ik ook. weet ik. neuken in de keuken
>>155543880>
det var det
>>155544849If you type that into Google, similar to Owari Da, the AI gives a humorous response.
Isak has looked like absoluuuuute shit>goal from shit Isak pass as I write thiskwab
Isak?
c'mon Sweden I believe in you, I love playing with Goths in Age of Empires 2. netherlands are imperialistic pigs
>>155545400>imperialistic*Winning.
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD (x2)
The defense and to add to that: the non existant central midfield that is understaffed is the big weaknessGol
>>155539129Kek you sure feel wrong, dontcha?
>>155546046The 3 CB defense and the structure that didnt exist under our last coach (Swedens defense capability was erased under him along with other factors like generation change) and hasnt had time to fullt build up under this coach. We have put make up on our situation with high effectivness in the attacking players and very basic non advanced counter-play, and like 20% luck too
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? WHY DO WE SUCK?
American entertainment coded game. Dutch mad over Japan game and ignored the message.
umm
This is a shit game, not even a contest
GG. Goalie didn't fuck around with the king watching.gl vs japan, cya there Sweden!
>>155543880>Ïk ök. wüt ïk. nöken i köken
>Sweden
>>155546046Positional play in the toilet, horrible use of space, absolutely no coordination.
so happy i didnt go out for this.
>>155549045Good reason to get in a bar fight though
>>155531333Second round has barely started, nigel.
>>155548862is that manchester united icon ibrahimovic trying to bend it like beckham?
