Now: Bloos lead the GnatsLater: Poort vs Pies
The surface looks fucking shocking, time for GWS to move to Canberra full time and stop playing on a cow paddock
Best western?
>>155531966who's that
Fifteen minutes with youOh, I wouldn't say noOh, people see no worth in youOh, but I do
Why are Carlton beast mode now
>>155531994If I'm being honest my favourite is Unforgiven, even if it subverts many of the tropes that define the genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgvxMwes-fY [Embed]first time seeing her, time slowed down and i still remember the moment
>>155532014world cup innit
>>155531980I get so annoyed when people say we need a new canberra team. Fucking move gws there, they get crowds of 5k and can't even play at their home ground half the year. They're lucky the media doesn't care about them as well because they've been massively underperforming ever since 2024.
>>155532030you really needed to post this in the new thread huhdidn't even remove the embed you spastic
i like carlton, not a fan but i like them
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>155532035>underperformingYou just showed you don’t know ball you stupid fuckhead, piss off before I shatter your jaw
gonna start cooking smaller dinners from now on, bigger lunches
>>155532046kek
>>155532096Great idea
Here come the giants
>>155532096read sumpthing bout less carb and smaller portion at din dins to let your body focus on sleepis that why?
>Newcastle Knights player Asu Kepaoa sent off after alleged homophobic slurWe're not so different after all...No more brother wars
>>155532096Which will make no difference, you fat pig.
>>155532096Not your diary cunt, fuck off with your monotonous dumb fucking posts faggot poof
>>155532130No one agrees with you stop being inflammatory for no reason
>>155532124kinda, i just had this intuition that having smaller dinners would be somehow healthier in a vague holistic sense
Reckon they amp up the crowd sounds?
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>>155532126What they did to Folau was a fucking disgrace. Drug addicts and rapists are welcomed back into the league, but heaven forbid a man should have good Christian values
>>155532145i know for sure they did it on fox broadcasts back in the day, might still do
>>155532139Only problem for me is I big meal at lunch would make my just want to lay down and sleep for a couple hours
>>155532145Actually looks like a pretty decent crowd for a giants game, probably closer to 15,000 rather than the usual 8,000
>>155532149umm it's not working??
>>155532152I completely agree
>>155532096business idea: leftovers
>>155532180Saw the second level and it looked completely empty.
>>155532172that's a legitimate concern i've found too, maybe the key is moderation to avoid the carb comas
>>155532138Think I give a fuck mate? I’m a lone wolf, always have been, always will be. I walk the streets by myself and that’s no problem. It’s a problem for you though if I see you on the streets because I’ll just demolish your jaw until it’s fucking dust cunt and the rip your eyes out
Any of youse want me to wake you up at 3am so we can watch the Sweden game together?
>>155532208Yeah, give us a buzz, champ.
>>155532208Next game I watch will be the Paraguay game. If we shit the bed and lose I won't watch another game until the final.
>>155532208Sorry, not tomorrow, got (Catholic) church in the morning.
>>155532208Yes please mate, just ignore my stiffy when you come in haha
>>155532208Try again in 4 more years mate
>>155532241pic?
>>155532208yeah sure who are they playing?
boo blues go giants
put the blooin the loo
uber pajeets black hole i live in
Stop taking Whifield's kickouts, Idun, you fuck
>>155532352lol this but idun +20
It sucks that I’m gonna lose my topping comp for having the guts to go for upsets rather than just tipping the favourites every game
>lesser worstern shitney
>>155532372>It sucks that I'm going to lose by gambling instead of selecting the logical winner
>>155532208got something on at that time sorry, will join ya for germany v ivory coast
>>155532278Ned>>155532228It's at 3, church isn't until 9>>155532222>>155532241yeah righto>>155532430fair enough>>155532226you should at least watch our bros NZ at 11am on Monday
Who are the blues replacing in the wild cards? Has to be one of GC or saints surely
>>155532448>you should at least watch our bros NZ at 11am on MondayI couldn't care less about New Zealand.
port can win tonight you know
>>155532275Of my stiff cock? You cheeky little boy hehe
might port can lose by a kick tonight btw
5 legit teams and 4 absolute frauds Melbourne prolly sit somewhere in between
>>155532473If it's rugby or cricket yeah, but this is a sport neither of us care about and we're causing collective butthurt to muzzies everywhere. You should get behind them. Also they have a player named JUST -- ripe for shitposting
All over with that miss. Giants are such a schizo team.
it's a now won situation
Why did Kingsley move Whitfield forward for the last quarter? He got a single touch while all your momentum faded away. Good move, retard.
i am the most schizophrenic man itt
Da bloos are playing finals this year
>>155532577prove it
>>155532527Real BPD vibes.
>>155532577>>155532587samefag
>>155532593Imagine what she would whisper in your ear when youre with your family
>>155532612I'm still not convinced
How would Voss be feeling rn?
Remember to wrap your arms around poor poor Vossy.
>>155532637Shattered. Most likely having an elijah holland of a night.
>Carlton 5-0 after sacking VossWould be fucking furious if I was him. They were a pretty good team if it wasn't for the last quarters.Next two games:>West Coast>Richmond7-0.Voss was very kind to him resigning just before their very soft 2 months started. Was expecting it to be 5-2 or there abouts.
>>155532657Well imagine if they’d just sacked him last year when everyone knew they should, they’d probably be top 4 atm
Ate a veggie tray bake adjacent thingo last night and my god am I a gassy little cunt for it x
What’s up tonight fellas, why y’all not posting that much
>Go to /soc/ >Nothing but degens >They even have an Aus thread about meeting up with other degensYouse may be fucked, but they're actually more fucked in the head from a glance. That's the once-every-2-year check at old boards hoping to get a kick done for a couple years
>>155532814playing games for children
Nick Daicos! NIIIIIIIICCCCKKK DDAAAAAAIIIICCOOOSSS!
>>155532841based jb
>St Kilda is trying to court Lachie Neale offering the same multi-million dollar contract terms Collingwood arelol, yep just throw millions at a 33 year old, Saints. That will definitely solve all your problems.
Everyone mocked the wildcard thing when it came in, but were 15 rounds and and there’s like 15 teams with something to play for rather than the usual 9-10. It was a good move
>>155532927I honestly have no issue with it as long as they don't classify them as finals.
>>155532910Didn’t he leave Freo cause he hated Ross?
I had all and then most of youSome and now none of you
Remember when drew petrie got cucked by an aflw player he let stay at his home?
You blokes are so quick to point out how Africans are vastly overrepresented in crime and incarceration in Australia but you never wonder why or consider that it's not their fault.
>>155532984The blood is on our hands.
>>155532958That's been a pretty long-standing rumour but I guess it's possible that it's not true or that Ross doesn't believe it was true.Or they just figure he likes money more than he dislikes Ross. I just think his manager is extracting as much cash as possible though and Neale doesn't really care where he plays these last few years if the money is right.
We need to build a roof over the MCG
>>155532984>Mother of-six
>>155533004>Neale doesn't really care where he plays these last few yearsYou'd think he'd wanna be close to his kids
>>155532984Centrelink has a lot to answer for. Literally making criminals out of Africans that could’ve been scientists or engineers.
>>155532984honestly man im just not interested in it enough to care
>>155533034Sure m8
>>155533023You'd think so but maybe he's focusing on providing first and then spending time with them in retirement? Or they might end up in Melbourne.
Gravy is so good
>>155532984Holy fuck please tax me harder. We gotta throw money at our issues because we’ve never tried that. Jokes aside why the FUCK did boomers fall for that feed Africa shit so badly? Because U2 and Queen sang some shit? Fucking idiots I swear to god then they bring the here because they’re gonna be 3 billion of them. Though when a population mushrooms like it has in Africa, at such an extreme rate, that can cause a massive collapse. So thanks to boomers and their feed the whales program or whatever, we’ll get to be guilty of some massive death toll or some shit.
>>155533078Big fan of having it on a steak sanger
>>155533023He cheated on his kids. His own blood he betrayed. Patriot.
>>155533102Love this lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe
>>155533102looks like the midget hooker from total recall
>4chan trying to go without talking about identity politics or gay porn for five minutes
>>155532984What the fuck is the point of bringing in refugees if they’re just going to sit on welfare indefinitely and pump out six kids that are all going to be dependent on the state in either welfare or prison for the rest of their lives? What has been gained here?
>images (36).jpg
>>155533078I learnt that Tartare sauce and remoulade sauce are basically the same, except remoulade has spices and other sauces such as tomato sauce included in it.
>>155533123so true
Is this a collingwood crowd or a sheffield shield crowd? The wheels are well and truly off
>>155533156its been raining for the last hour or so, might have scared people off
>>155533156biggest team in the entire country across all sports fuckhead
>>155533178You're also a bunch of fuckheads too
>>155533174People would brave the rain to watch the socceroos or the tillies, afl is a dying sport
>>155533178oh so NOW attendance doesn't matter, huh?
>>155533191>or the tillies
>>155533191Please. Not tonight. You said you wouldn't. Please do it for me, can you? I love you. Thank you.
I don’t like this gay colour port are wearing
>""""""15 metres""""""The rig is on.
>>155533185biggest brush in the country you paint with when you say that dickhead>>155533195i wasn't part of that argument, everyone knows collingwood is the biggest sport team in australia
>>155533211> this gay colour> turquoise
>>155533215ahem. tillies
>>155533215Holy shit he's fully literate
>>155533211this the new pale baby pastel turquoise? i don't mind it myself
Daicos absolutely shitting all over Butters.
Mark Coward
>A Sydney man repeatedly broke into construction sites and scaled towering cranes, often while drunk and high on ADHD medications.Huh, so that's what happened to Micksperg
>>155533290>repeatedlyWhy would you keep doing that?
>>155533298to feel alive or bitch out on becoming an hero i guess
>>155533247doesn’t sound very hygienic
Cum on me, Boyz
>>155533339ngurrrhhh... i need it....
Cum on me, Boyz..
>>155533333
>>155533364who the fuck cares about getsgayest shit ever
This game isn't particularly enthralling. Temped to just watch Sopranos.
>>155533380theres a lot of pictures of half naked women in that thread
8 pm and already bored with this match, reckon i'll have an early one to watch the world cup early tomorrow morning
fuck sake paki neighbours at it again
Did everyone do something different tonight? Threads aren't usually this quiet.
>>155533392i only care for the pics of Eala's puffy pussy
Guess who’s mobile posting while playing with his cock lol?
>>155533464Your dad?
>>155533464ms laidley ?
>bit jewy
might start learning swedish
>>155533536why's that? not saying not do it, just curious for your reasons
>>155533543Mum's from thereI have citizenship rights
>>155533571ah nice
uhh flogpiesistergirls???
>skyrim >next gen visual overhaul >precision accurate melee collisions >modern combat overhaulyep, its comfy time
fuck i love gay sex
>>155533571pick a side faggot
CollingSHIT
Lads, Nick just posted >>155533617
>>155533571rural real estate is cheap as fuck over there
imagine if allir could kick
>>155533571Bet your mums hot or was. Some bloke dragged her to australia or purchased her must've been worth it.
Nick Daicos... The little master, as he is affectionately known.
>>155533621Not him but I'm also a dual citizen, I will never give that up. Stay mad
daicos has a bald spot
my mum looked kinda like kate bush back in the day
A rare mistake from Nick Daicos
Anyone else scared the pies are gonna waste nick daicos prime?
Port smashing these pretenders
>>155533668Domt rate him. Never have.
>>155533668Keeps me up at night desu
>>155533668his potential peak is brad johnson-tier. "very good".
>>155533668No but Tassie may
>>155533668Their future looks very grim, wouldn't blame him if he went to Tassie.
>>155533571can you get your mum to wake me up for the game tomorrow iykwim haha
>>155533647might not have a choice champ
asuh dude
Who was our last PM who wasn't milk toast?
>>155533717what about israelis
>>155533571Based Oliver
>>155533668he's an average player, feel bad for all the glazing he has to suffer
>>155533571crisp karl worner
>>155533722Howard
howie has called the game notch going up on turndo we agree?
>>155533721is he a muslim?
tim membrey obviously inspired by the wogball by diving and pretending to be hurtfucking deadshit, hope he succeeds next time he tries to kill himself. and poolingwood actually recruited this bloke from the aints kek
Yep pies win this easy
>>155533722Did we ever have one?
>>155533722keating was brilliant though a bit of a prick personally
>>155533742Bob hawke
lol nick daicos flops and drops the ball the moment he gets tackledwhat a soft little faggot
>>155533729dint give a fuck fixing some shits better than fixing nothing and actively sabotaging like current retards
durden's name sounds like the music from jaws
i would genuinely rather have waterman that georgiades, west coast can have this worthless wog dickhead who cant fucking kick
>>155533771heh
THE LITTLE CHAMP
THE LITTLE MASTER DOES IT AGAIN
BASEDcos
>>155533735>Instituted GST after promising he wouldn't>50% capital gains tax became the precursor to turning houses from a home into an investment property>Took away our guns>Joined the bullshit Iraq War>Oversaw the deal that has seen us still being ripped off for our gas sales to Asia decades laterHe was fucking terrible.
gaygiades
seagull strikes again
Is Lionel Messi the Nick Daicos of soccer???
Are the pumping in fake crowd noises?
whitlock might overtake mitch as ports leading goal kicker, thats how fucking useless georgiades is
why are poort always on saturday night
>>155533808Its just because hes a 50/50 goal kicker. If he tightened up hed kick 80 goals a year.
The thing about daicos is that he hits the scoreboard too
>>155533820bad kicking is bad football
>>155533820yeah fucking fix it or fuck off thenhe's a fucking forward
Half time
port are going to lose solely from bad kicking
>>155533864I heard that means bad football
6.7
>>155533864Yep seen this episode 200 times over the last few years including several times this year alone
>>155533875There's some debate over this
Daicos with 92 SC points at the half, what a superstar.
georgiades is just a bad nick larkey
feel so spaced out. probably shouldn't have just lay around in bed all day.
>>155533895How many does Butters have?
Darcy Fogarty sucks ass
>>155533864You mean like last week?
>>15553390771
>>15553390770, also pretty good.
>>155533915yep its just much more embarassing losing to a shit team like the fagpies which are about to turn into the next weagles than the top of the table team
>>155533920>>155533927>Daicos 130% of ButtersAbsolutely mogged.
>>155533933Well port hasn't beaten the pies for years. And pies have an average winning margin of nearly 50 points over the last few years over Port. So I think for port losing by 20 or less is a massive improvement
>Port have lost 6 games by 3 points or less>bottom 3 in the comp for scoring accuracyBad kicking = bad football
There is no need for port to be winning games this season
>>155533946Only half time, mate.
>>155533961okay but that's irrelevantthe pies are dogshit and their list is full of old spuds on the verge of retirement, port's kids should flog them
>commentators saying nick being """""""""""""held"""""""""""""""""" 0.2 seconds after dropping the ball should be a freefuck they're worthless, scumps made the right call for once>>155533747this
>>155534028Ports kids cant hit the side of a barn by foot see >>155534008
>>155534037port's kids aren't the problem, whitlock is basically a first year player and has two goals while mitch wogiades misses more than he kicks
>>155534037>kidskids aren't the problem, berry and whitlock are fine, georgiades is the issue he takes 90% of marks i50 then has an accuracy of like 30%
This is a very hairy bum
>>155534067>>155534075IF port need to rely on one player to kick 90% of their goalsTHEN they have a bigger team problem
port's ruck is a better goal kick than georgiades
carlton have won 5 in a row and their next 2 games are against eagles and tigers
>>155534099it would be so Carlton to lose them.
>>155534090you are an idiotevery team has a preferred target i50 and mitch is port's, it's just unlike gunston, jezza, or thilthorpe/tex, mitch can't fucking kick worth shit
>>155534099Hopefully this means I'll get the wog gf soon
>>155534090as opposed to hawthorn who look useless when gunston doesn't play, or gws with hogan?
>oh yeah pies stiff there not to get a free>Yep umps missed a clear free on Nick daicos there>yeah umpires didn't see that one, should have been a free to CollingwoodWhat did the commentators mean by this every single contest?
how does burgoyne still look like he weighs 60kg
that was a neat set play
>>155534111What a violation of his privacy, imagine if this was an AFLW player
Poort are SHIT
>>155534111By far the gayest thing ever posted here.
>>155534135it's unbearable, i don't have a stake in this game but you pretty much have to watch pies games muted, howie et al suck him off at every opportunity
watch mitch miss this
>>155534162*cums*
>>155534087Replying to you as you posted first, it is indeed hairy.
>>155534182west coast please take this cunt off port's hands fuck me dead
>>155534087Didn't notice it was posted twice. This is just as gay.
>>155534182Didn't score so doesnt affect his accuracy
Reckon his onlyfans missus licks that hairy bum out?
Membrey when he tried to off himself?
bros... this is a NRLW player>>>/wsg/6178384
THE LITTLE MASTER
>>155534212And?
>>155534212no-one cares about women's sports faggot
>>155534210hope he succeeds this time
>little master>Daicoshow fucking dare they
>>155534212This is a hairy arse general. Fuck off, pal.
>Jack Lukosius plays 7 games last year and misses most of the season with long term injury>plays 4 games this season and misses the rest due to long term injury>one of the highest paid players at portUp there with one of the worst trades in recent memory for any club
WITHOUT TRUCKSAUSTRALIA STUCKS
>nick is injured>now we have to watch him on the bench at all times
Nrl got fozzballAFL got frasballCarltons momentum right now might get them into the 8
He’ll look good in green
>>155534212what's her namedesu i was looking at some port aflw players recently that are hot, cbf turning them into webms though
>>155534300T is for ???
>>155534301jaime chapman
>>155534277yes but only because he can barely get on the parkhe's usually quite good when healthy
>Yep pies stiff there not to get a free kick
>>155534316Tards
WITHOUT UMPS AUSTRALIA STUMPS
Butters just doesn't have the heart to play hard against his new side.
>>155534316throat goat
>Lukosius is already injured againMoney well spent.
two teams in no mans land
The devils will be practically invisible on television, wtf were they thinking?
>>155534361port have a young list and will get high draft picks this year, they can potentially turn things around as carr has clearly shown that he is not a half-bad coach. the pies are in no man's land though, about to fall off the cliff and fly, while being a great coach undeniably, should be kept away from list management as believeing they shouldn't use the draft is nonsense.
feel like game needs to bring back high socks again need to do something with their design they're all fucking boring these days
>>155534410Long sleevesTucked inHigh socksBlack bootsThe uniform.
PIEGODS LADSPIEGODS
That could be the firestarter
>Ratugolea done his knee>Another Port guy deadOh no no no
HOLY FUCKING KEK.
>>155534443TWIST'ID FEIYUHSTAHTAH
ESAVA ACLESAVA ACL
>>155533721RIP
lol all the port players on the ground
RATATOUILLE BURNT
Poort gonna be sticking the cue in the rack for this year pretty soon.
Thinking Ratugolea watched the soccer this morning.
the dreaded acl
WEVE GOT THE POWER TO W-ACK!
>>155534461He's still in pain, which doesn't really happen with an ACL?Probably a dislocation/snapcity along with it.
KWAB
ya hate to see injuries don't ya?
>injuries out the arse this year>no butters next yearthe poisoned chalice of port adelaide
>>155534504I’d like to see daicos get injured
>>155534494His knee completely gave out. You can see it in the replay.
>>155534505The due punishment for leaving the SANFL.
cant believe ratugolea is dead ripgone too early
>>155534519at this point i would rather port leaves the aflthe sanfl is better anyway, umpiring less shit and much more competently run
Port Adel-ACKlmaoooooooooI CAINT BREEV
so what happens when you don't drink enough milk? your knees blow out
>>155534549I wouldn't be upset if we were all forced back to watching state leagues if the AFL were to dissolve
pies too good
>>155534549The entire sanfl HATES port adelaide with a burning passion and would prefer the club folds and Alberton burned to the ground and the earth salted if they could.
FIENDING for bed
why is he carryon like he's about to be shot
pies will make a prelim from 10th
Switching off. It's over.
welp time to turn the game off
How fucking shit are you to be towled up by old man pies lamooooo FOLD poort fagelaide powerless fake black and white faggots
the tents in the bushes by the river seem to growing in number lads
todd 'choke' marshall
>>155534593Be careful what you wish for
>>155534635long time no see
>>155534582yeah because they are fuckheadsthey went behind port's back to get the cromry in just the same, bunch of hypocritical dog cunts
>>155534628sounds like we better import more indian skilled migrants to deliver food to tradies to build them houses
im going to bed whenever bec does
>>155534647based methhead iykwim haha>>155534657this but kath
collingwod are one superstar midfielder away from a premiership
>Callum Sinclair finding out live on the footy call that his Netflix, gmail, phone, etc have all been hacked by someone from Indonesiakwab
>>155534628should see all the people living in vehicles by the beach.
>>155534651Because poort dogged the comp and went behind the sanfls back. Crows represent the entire state. Port power exist to stroke their own ego to farmers league flags won in 1900
>>155534673lmao I do I do
>>155534685two wrongs don't make a right dickhead, cromry are born in a courtroom and are a soulless franchise (hence why they first started out literally named after a japanese car kek) while port are soul incarnate and scream success, but are held back by a resentful sanfl and vicbiased afl
Farting onto my finger then sniffing my finger
you guys are some of the funniest blokes I know
>>155534702For me? Digging deep in to my gape and having a whiff. Smells like this Vietnamese lads house I went to in primary school.
>>155534674>tears calf in round 23oops haha I'll try again next yearthanks for the $2 million
any of you worthless fuckwit cromry fans want to come talk shit about port meet me on the hill next week and talk big about my powah, you'll be wheeled out like sav with a broken jawput you next to modra in hospital
mitch georgiades is a bad footballer
I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire
HOWE DID HE DO THAT?
bitch snoregayaids
>>155534734rundle street maccas in 15 minutes champ
My toe is itchy
Hating me is like all you do, breakfast to dinner.
bad kicking =
>>155534734kekked hard at this for some reason
Kick a fucking goal you spastics
so many fucking seagulls need to hire drone people to fuck em off
>>155534734-ACKSoon to be 32 to 28And 33 to 28 and 34 to 28 by end of 2027
>>155534745can't do that for you mate, come the showdown next week and i'll put you in a coma. that's my guarantee. and unlike the sanfl i won't have some cunt come in and sabotage it last minute.
>those teen slags drenching themselves
i can't understand a thing eddie betts says
>>155534786come on pussy fuckwit come the showdown next week, meet you near the old scoreboard and i'll send you out in an ambulance if you talk shit about my powah
this is ridiculous why are there so many seagulls
>6.13
Seagulls are sovl you dickheads
>>155534803Ill be sitting down the riverbank stand with my wife laughing at you feral fuckwits getting belted. Enjoy the hill champ.
>>155534801I can, it juth taketh thome time to adjusth the ear to how he thpeakth
>>155534808I used to think bin chickens were disgusting but now I think they look quite nice
then they would be seagvlls you dip
>>155534826GOTTEM
>>155534812yeah of course you would little camry crows fuckwit, wouldn't want to get blood on your rms and your faggot quarter zip. what a fucking pathetic coward cunt you are like your shit fucking pathetic plastic franchise, full of feral deadshits who know nothing about footy.
I like seagulls and pigeons and ibises
>>155534825They’re cool if you see them in a wetland, not sure why they thrive around humans but most other birds don’t
You dumb mothefuckers thought we were done?
the seagulls have come to feast on the corpse of esava ratugolea
>>155534844crisp inner city melbourne bird watcher
>>155534804Because when the crowd leaves those rats with wings get an absolute feast.
>>155534849wow you beat a team lower than you on the ladderhave fun when half your team retires in the offseason and you implode weagles style kek, at least port has a future
>>155534849mate it's poort
>>155534808They're awful birds desu, and I love birds.
ummmmm actually what you call seagulls are silver gulls okay
>>155534849A whole 76 points against poot pooer
Norfies tomorrow!! :P
>>155534825How was the pen lad?
>>155534825Literally revered in Ancient Egypt. I have no issue with them like so many people but they're really comfortable around people. If you're eating outside with them around and turn your back for 10 seconds they'll snatch food right off your plate.
>>155534881based cirno poster
>>155534872I love birds more
>>155534844Pigeons are nice birds. Ibises are chill. Seagulls are cunts.
>>155534886nanny state
RELEASE MORE BIRDS
>girl posts a photo of her in bikini at a waterfall on snapchat story>reply and write "Water Goddess">she writes back "Thx :)"am I in bros?
>>155534866>>155534870>>155534870Lmao look at you respond to me, my little puppets
>>155534897It's possible but statistically unlikely.
>>155534844pigeons are rats with wings
>>155534903if only this happened when the swans played collingwoodnever have to hear about gaycos again
>>155534926why the fuck would you say that? shouldve said "salmon looking ahh bih"
humans are rats with legs
>>155534949>with legshuh?
>>155534939When seagulls become couriers in a massive messenger service that can even be reliably used during warfare give me a call. Until thenPigeons > Seagulls
>>155534949only the ones from Adelaide
>>155534957Imagine risking life and limb to carry letters for war criminals when you can just harass fat bogans for chippies instead
>>155534960rot in hell melbournite scum
>>155534897holy lgmtawny innit, only seen (and heard) a boobook where I amcurrently dealing with some shit where the strata cut down some mature trees with no consultation to anyone, trees that were privacy but also habitat to all the common birds like wagtails, honeyeaters, spotted doves, red wattlebirds, black faced shrikesfinna blow these cunts up if they don't put mature trees in (in minecraft allegedly as a joke)
>>155534976Wageslaves vs neets debate, innit?
>>155534026SC Update status?
boring ahh match desu
we get a lot of bats where i live
>>155534926no, you are not in
>>155535003149 v 116. Daicos had a good night. SC chads that matter have both though.
>>155535005Didn't watch the last quarter.
>>155535002kek
>Port didn't score a goal in the second halfkwab
>>155535035didn't miss much
>>155535045>8 behindbad kicking something something
Eddie betts literally can’t string a sentence together
The retard haters can’t stand to see this lmao
/nrl/: The noble/afl/: the cuck/afl/'s wife: the willing wife
>>155535061Guy must be a really good bloke to keep his job because he's an awful boundary rider that offers absolutely nothing.
the last quarter lasted less than 23 minutesshortest quarter of the year?
155535078>recycling /tv/ posts for (You)sCan't do it, mate.
>>155535071thanks i needed something to put me to asleep
>>155535071Enjoy it while it lasts (16 hours)
>>155535089ken could be an alright commentator if he offers more insight than beyond the obvious (which i know he's capable of, being a coach)
>09seething
carn the pies
>>155535071Decent chance Pies are in 12th by 6pm tomorrow.
choc mint is an elite combo
>>155535137>>155535142Joffa's secrets revealed.
>>155535142Crisp Joffa
>>155535148farn oath
love choc mint
for me it's moc chint
for me, it's
>41 possessions>486m gainedPutrid
our socceroos need at least a draw with paraguay to advance to the next round in the world cup
>>155534991Yeah pic from last month, I was so stoked seeing one just stood there and we stared at each for like 10 minsIktf though people are very thoughtless, mumza has these huge horrible neighbours be gones in her backyard and it would improve the place so much if they were cut down but they’re home to heaps of birds as well as bringing lots of possums and fruit bats visitors at night so can’t bring myself to touch them
is cryptocurrency a meme or legit
>>155535172kath feet my mouth
>>155535192meme
>>155535178>-5 metre handball>+25 metre kick>x20He dominated.
i love boobs so much, how good are boobs
>>155535221they're ok
Beating my knob to a pulp
miss when fapping felt good
>>155535221I'm a big fan desu.
>>155535221They’re ok, butts are the best tho
>>155535221For me? Pussy.
mister when fapping felt good
>>155535329It doesn't feel good? How frequently do you do it?
>>155535336*steams*
Have you blokes ever paid for pornography?
I’m so sleepy
>>155535472See you soon
>>155535484please mr mayor, my bumhole can only take so much
>>155535444no, why would i? (or anyone?)
go fish
>>155535444Gotta be an utter moron to pay for it.
All the best players were dirty ablett, judd, dangerfield
>Esava Ratugolea>Ruptured patella tendon>Out for 12 months
>>155535444Abbywinters about 15 years ago
>>155535630rip in pieces
you jelly poorfags?
>>155535444Bought 3 porn dvds back in 2003.
>>155535630corr sucked a ffew lateral ccollateral ligaments in my time iykwim haha
just realised the bloke talking about the sweden match earlier is probably the same bloke with the swedish mum and was contemplating learning the language
just realised this other bloke is a faggot
just fought off the mayor of sleepy town on the couch
just took a melatonin and opened myself up for the mayor of sleepytown
just took a whippet and about to lay siege to the mayer of prostate town
>>155535676No
https://youtu.be/w7_333iP_58
sick of it alljust wish my footy team wasn't shit
>>155535905Could see it happening desu.
do you guys keep an emergency stash of paste on your brush?
Unironically what is an ‘alternate reality’, people say there is infinite amounts of them but the concept seems infeasible to me
fucking hell some absolute grubcunts in here
>>155536036
>>155536047it's an entirely self-defeating thought experiment for midwits. if infinite alternate realities exist, then there's a reality which proved there are no other alternate realities, similarly there'd be another reality that proved alternate realities exist. both can't be true, but are necessarily true under this hypothesis. therefore the theory is false.
>>155536047I can understand the idea of a near infinite number of realities running in parallel with slight deviations but are overall similar.However, the idea of an entirely new universe being created with the opposite result whenever you flip a coin is retarded.
>>155536036Yuck
>>155535643>All full bushedCORRRRRR
How would you feel if you went to the footy at the Macquarie Point stadium in Hobart, in a hypothetical situation where it was already built, but you hadn't eaten breakfast?
>>155535676>Pro 800>NiMh batteryThat is the poorfag option. Real chads get the lithium-ion variants.
chad warner went to turkey with errol gulden last offseason, why didn't he get a "haircut"?
>>155536147I was going to say where exactly would these alternate universes exist, but that begs the question where does our universe exist
>>155535444yeah buttman magazines and evil angel dvds
>Trending>White Man
>>155536469>evil angel dvdsWhich titles? I have bundles saved on a hard drive.
How quickly after somebody poops their pants can the people around them smell it?
>>155536036i have seen cleaner sink at dalit house
>>155536569Wouldn’t it be immediately? A fart hits the nose pretty quickly.
>>155535723Utterly grim. Should've been getting interesting stuff on Kazaa back then.
>>155537127Kazaa and Limewire were full of shit and most were just low quality clips. You couldn't get full movies like that and even if you could my family still had a dial up. A full DVD rip file would've taken over two days to download.
>>155537127walking into an adult shop and picking from all the mags and dvds was kino. like porno blockbuster.
>>155537384>low quality clipsWhich were better than professional pornos. Full movies are utterly boring.How often do you go the local porn shop to buy a DVD and end up seeing a pregnant woman taking a pony? Very rarely.Could get your selection of crisp mystery videos for 10-20MB each.>>155537439All the pros back then had balloon tits. Utterly disgusting.
>>155537668>a pregnant woman taking a ponyYeah, you and I are just different people, mate.
hate indians so fucking much it's unreal
>>155536147>However, the idea of an entirely new universe being created with the opposite result whenever you flip a coin is retarded.That's because a coinflip is deterministic.The exact same force applied, with the exact same wind/air density, location will always return the exact same result as per physics.
>>155538466>as per physicsNot per quantum mechanics.
>>155536198>putting a lithium battery inside your head
