>cowboys HC already talking about the Super BowlSome things never change
>>155534174WEDEMSOYZKISS DA RANGZ OP
>>155534317Don't worry about it, not like it matters. It's all getting archived once most Americans go to sleep anywayFuck I hate the World Cup so much
this bussy looks flabby
>>155534640I think it's good he's in camp. I got a little concerned at the lack of news about him. But if Bo's healthy then I have the Broncos winning the AFCW again
Mfw BA goes for 300 yards 4 TDs in Santa Clara on October 19th
>>155534373I am fine with soccer and I've enjoyed rooting for America, but the /int/ tourists are more toxic than ever. It feels like living in Coney Island, 9 months a year you're in a quiet, slightly dumpy and junkie Slavic neighborhood dominated by Fred Trump's Crown Jewel, 3 months a year you're overcrowded by Tourists who need to try a real Coney Island Nathans Hot Dog and Ride the Cyclone. We're not a slow board by any means, but our regular posters on a hungover saturday morning can't keep up with these numbers. Feel most sorry for the Aussies, at least the NFL has some European and ANZAC following to bump us at 4am sometimes. /afl/ is basically dead every Australian Night between it being 2am in Australia when the matches start in America and there being fewer Australians and foreigners who get into Aussie Rules enough to shitpost about it.
>>155535756Fundamentally don't understand the new meme. Seems to reflect this round of tourist humor that's pretty much just based off a mix of cruelty and being fundamentally unable to understand sarcasm.
>gets Brandon Aiyuk AND Stefon Diggs
>Multiple pride events today>/nfl/ deadNo surprise
>>155538000Problem?
>>155538662Don't want to see this country's sport lose it's general just because a few slightly gayer things are happening
>>155538000>pride eventsWhat does this even mean? I've seen multiple references to this so far today.
>>155539041Gay people have a parade or a get together, march around, blast some Abba and Sabrina Carpenter songs, a Drag Queen gives a speech and everyone claps, then everyone goes home. It's like a barbecue, but the fat woman in a dress yelling Jesus all the time has a penis and is simply mimicking an orgasm.
>>155539096They can't just do this in their living rooms? They need a parade?
>>155539119People want to get together, see some floats from local businesses that want to project that message, get some food truck food, meet up with their friends for the gay tradition of Brunch.
>>155539350Sounds gay desu
>>155539729It's like a Cowboys game desu
Speaking of gay cowbois, any idea why jerruh has kept this same sex slave (in the far back of the room) in his draft room and private game time booth all these years? I see that kid nearby him all the time at these specific events.
>>155540351He's the most DL owner in the NFL
well, /nfl/?
>>155540954>head coachcool!>of the dolphinsfuck.
>>155540954>starter for dem boyzwould be fun, but never winning a ring
>>155541003Sounds like Hitler is getting what he deserved.
I suffer from gender dysphoria. Basically every waking moment I spend wishing and dreaming of being a woman. What team should I support?
>>155540954tf is a role player
>>155541325RB that also goes out wide and plays WR, safety that will come down into the linebacker spot or slot. I'm guessing.
>>155541325Glue Guy.
>>155541325alright, it's 3rd down and 1, ball on the 1 yard line. running back is clearly getting the ball because your teammates have been a sieve all fucking game. Coach comes over to you, "hey, you big fat fuck, get in there at nose tackle and stuff this fucking running back" That's you. A role player.
>>155540954>if you're born on feb 29th you're automatically a starter for the jetsfucking kek
>>155540954Jesus is a ball boy for the 9ers?
>>155541325>tf is a role playerspecial teams
>>155542883stop posting gay cowboy shit.
>>155541203You my friend are a niner
>>155543028>gay cowboyRedundant
>>155542626Seems like what Jesus would be if he returned to earth. Humble job in a city where people sell a lot of bitcoin.
>>155546335Hentai and the Chiefs go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
>>155546698
>>155542626I teed this one up for a clearly funny mexican joke, and no one went with it. Sad.
>>155534174Reminder: Nobody gives a shit about whatever literally who player that's making plays in your team's OTAs or Training Camp. We'll see when the season starts.
>>155546698>cheefs
>Rachaad White getting all the hypeBillbros... they're doubting our guy
How stupid is Tyler Shough getting more OROTY votes than Jaxson Dart going to look in 15 years?
>>155556408He was better though
>>155556408they gave shitpooper a spot in the pro bowl after he had a negative TD:INT ratio. voting means less in the NFL than it does in national elections
>>155556408No one's going to remember 2 guys that haven't played in 10 years didn't win an award 15 years ago
this year was the trailernext year is the movie premierePATRIOTS 2027 SUPER BOWL CHAMPSSEVEN TITLES, MOST IN NFL HISTORYYOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>>155556713retard, go back to watching your footy kick.
you are now reminded about how bad the new Kansas City stadium deal is
>>155559475Why do you have a cumstain on your computer screen.
>>155561868so that you know I'm thinking about you
>Phillip Rivers unretired to throw 2 game losing picks and add 5 losses to his resume
Tom Grossi's a good guy
>>155534174Imagine if the NFL held a World Cup who would be on the US Team?
>>155563171team stat
>>155556699Everyone declined because the pay is around 70000. If you are making 2 to 4 million a game you don’t want rush that for 1/30 that much on a non competition game in… Las Vegas or wherever Part of the reason guys would go is it was Hawaii. You are talking in today’s money 2 week hotel stays, full food, transportation, tourism pay of 500,000 to 1 million for each player plus a wings loss check usually around 1 to 2 million in today’s money and competition where you are picking up 25- 100 k in today’s money plus all the ads and freebies around around another 25 k per eventHarbaugh, Garcia, Tony Gonzalez talked about it. You’d show up stay in a top of the line hotel suite free food, restaurants around town feed you free, you do tourist stuff with family of find a hapa. Do a couple golf rounds with rich people or for tv make 25 k no expenses. Fo practice make 5 k then do this for a week. Finish the game do done comps end up making 2-5 million in today’s money, get free clothes, shoes, computers, watches, get some discounts on stocks or cars, stay another week fully covered, basically gave a 250 k in a week spending spree for free and come back with suit cases of free shit mainly high end stuff like watches, computers, shoes, clothes, tickets to anything you want you name it. It was an off the grid kind of barter system. Athletes show up for charity events, ads, play golf with the hyper rich, high level navy guys, they’d get money, free shit and discounts Now it’s like yeah. 70 k and 10 k for a competition in.. Las Vegas or Los Angeles in a suite but in a chain brand of hotels. In today’s money it’s like a 20K plane ticket, then a limo then to a 25 k night hotel with 2 k worth of food and whatever you want Rodger’s ain’t going this Disney land bullshit. It was like Monaco.
>>155563257Myles Garrett at Defensive End for sureWaddle at WR1 imo
I want to feel a fat dick get squeezed all the way up my asshole.
Ricky Williams
Fuck the Cowboys, that is all.
fuck this bussy
>>155563411Ok. Thanks for the response, reddit!
>>155565160Heard the Chiefs need a Wide Receiver
$55M/yr btw.
>>155564501Ngl, I felt really bad for Drake Maye. I knew that was gonna happen.
>>155564501would have been funnier if vrabel went over to chew his ass out for something.
>>155565246Brett Favre threw a lot of picks for the Packers and is a Hall of Famer despite the dick pics.
Brock Turdy
>yeah, butkwab. $55M/yr.
if my life turns around (it won't) and I finally get a job that enables me to move I would like to go to a couple NFL games this coming season
>>155566333Just go to Jets games, they're practically free.
>>155565697
>>155566859my team moved
>>155567072Nigga lives in Chokeland
>>155567149No, St. Louis which is worse.
>>155566859Either just wait for the inevitable NFL Auckland game or turn it into a proper week or so vacation to offset the cost of the game.
>>155567217I've always enjoyed my time in STL. Where would you move?
>>155567217Damn. Blumpf relocated my mother's office to STL this year. Can you find her a place to live?
>>155567543You must have been to the nice tourist-y places. I honestly don't know anymore. The Twin Cities seem cool. Maybe Denver. I hate Chicago and the rest of the Midwest. >>155567680She can shack up with me if you catch my drift.
>>155567680>BlumpfWho?
>>155567680That just might be the worst thing that man has done. St Louis is awful.
>>155568119However bad most people think it is it's a million times worse.
>>155566859You can't afford to go lol. You need more than neet bux to go to one of those.
>>155568213Why'd the Rams ever move there?
Aura
>>155571205*breaks a limb*
>>155570631Frontiere, the previous Rams owner, was born there. Team attendance was down due to 5 straight losing seasons and she was broke. So Kroenke (who would gain 40% ownership) and St. Louis paid hand over fist to build a stadium and move them Midwest. The league voted against the move, but she threatened to sue them so they relented. The Rams should have never left Los Angeles. But a wild move from Kroenke to lure her out there just to move em back once he gained complete control of the team.
name that hall of famer
Rams/chargers/raiderbros, divegrass fans are talking about us again >>155570861
>>155570870You won't do shit. Your nation would probably not let you leave for posting here.
The rams are a ticking time bomb. If not now it will happen and people will become enraged that all that talent will go to waste because the bears or another nfc west team wanted it more.
I thought the rams vs niners game would be boring dribble since the nfc west is beyond lame if your not a commie liberal from the west coast. I don't care that they mind controlled the browns to get garret they aren't making the playoffs.
Travis Kelce is a fat retard
>>155534317You finally did it, bro. People got so tired shtick and spamming that they just avoid the thread when they see you. I guess it's just you, me and whoever the current bitchknees impostor is
>>155581030Speaking of /nfl/ how many people are here in offseason? Can't be more than 5 people. maybe rollcall
Hate weebs, simple as
>>155581357I'm here but I don't post anything trope-worthy enough, nor often enough to get Kiwi recognition.
>>155581634I assume the schizophrenic who posted about Mina Kimes and the Chargers finally got the help they need
>>155571571Yeah I'm thinking Jayden v Lamar in a Battle for Maryland Owl
>>155581668Speaking of blown out, how about your mom's honey hole and Bo Nix ankle, lol
>>155581357I check in now and then, mostly hanging out on /biz/ right now until preseason starts going.What happened to statmutt? He's supposed to be keeping the threads bumped with his fanfictions and compulsive need to reply to everybody who calls him retarded.
>>155585306I assume a lot of our more noticeable schizophrenics are in mental hospitals and rehab facilities while our more normal posters are watching soccer or on vacation from the board as it becomes an /int/ hellhole.
>>155585306>What happened to statmutt?Chiefs missing the playoffs broke him. He coped for a while that they were just really sleepy or something, but I think even he stopped believing that
>>155585768>while our more normal posters are watching soccerISHYGDDT>>155585876Shieet maybe we were too hard on the lil nigga
>Bad refs to be relegated to UFL in new CBAThe Reffies avoided a strike, but agreed to let the NFL become the first league to introduce Pro/RelRefbros how do you feel about your favorite Ref's chances of staying up next season?
>>155586045Most people like Football out of Civic pride, the majority of the games are in New England, New York, Philly, LA, the Bay, Kansas City, Dallas, Atlanta and Seattle which are pretty much where the majority of our posters live and generally America is doing good. People who watch football like America
>>155586045>Shieet maybe we were too hard on the lil niggaNo. He was annoying and the final fate of all schizos is suicide
>they still runnin from da belt
>>155586587Yeah but he was fun to poke with a stick like a retarded zoo animal
why didn't he try to get out of arizonathey had the owl run fairly early in his career and then nothing
>>155581668I know the memes of Broncos fans saying Bo single handily destroyed Micah’s knee were fun, but I would have liked to have seen how the Packers-Broncos game would have played out. The Packers knew that not only the game but their season was done after that, and it showed in how they played. Obviously same thing with the AFCCG but with Bo playing.
>>155591751He got the royal fan treatment his whole time there. All the advertising, team photos, etc. featured him the most. Rightfully so. He’s easily #1 on their team Mt. Rushmore.
>>155534174NFL players are jelly of soccer
>>155586587Sucks that mahomes always gets the flu when he plays denver now
We love Laura hereWe hate Mina here
>>155592214Iunno even know who that guy is>>155592008Being a team legend is sooo much more profitable in the long run. Any time that nigga needs a check he can just cut a 30 second local car dealership ad for a sweet 50k.
>>155572381Eddie Lacy
Feelin' a bit stuffy today. Might go and throw some picks later this afternoon.
>>155592214Of course a zesty looking gentleman would say this
>>155594089Lloyd is cheeked up
>>155572381>1950s statslmao
*record scratch* yep, that's me...
>>155592668I'd assume a good number of Euro countries you can get away with that too. It's not like England is short on Mid-Sized Cities with Football Clubs that had some 5 year Golden Era Stretch that any random guy from that team can't do an ad for a Ford Dealership to snag a few thousand quid
I can't wait to check threads after Mahomes wins another 'ship and everyone pretends like they were fans.
Well, in the meantime, enjoy some defensive highlights from teams that played mutthomes the past couple of seasons.
>>155586587Don't worry. He'll be back before week 1. It's gonna be funny watching the bronkeks lose.
>>155594457Still doesn't count. We allowed them to win to break the hangover curse and fog mahomes to get his injury's out of the way early. He played a whole season with a tore mcl and grade 4 turf toe. Any other qb like Allen or lameme would simply give up midseason or lose to some shitter in the playoffs.
>>155540954Cardinals ball boy
Waaaah, dat doesn't count n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeitkwab
>>155595274>No pi call on obvious pieven the refs wanted mahomes to have a down year. I guess after 5 owls and a gaped AFC you need to rest a bit and allow the pats a go at that gross ass Seahawks team. Chiefs vs Seahawks next owl you'll all see. The Brady mirror is uncanny
>>155595442>Chiefs vs Seahawks next owl you'll all seeThey literally play in the regular seasonHawks by 21
>naaahhh it's the reffies fault!!! they hate mutthomes!
>>155595720Imagine saving such violence. Mahomes has taught me to never choose violence and to be the better qb and win anyway. Unlike those thugs, a hit like that would've warrented a flag had it been not a serious game.
>>155595992>serious gameretard
Read the script
>>155599177How are the Chiefs going to be significantly better than last season? They were 6-8 with Mahomes healthy
>>155599758one score game regressing to the mean. They were way ahead of them in 2024, inverse in 2025. I like the return of Bienemy and Kenneth Walker in the run game. 3rd place schedule. And I believe in Mahomes to return to form.
>>155599177What happens to the Dolphins?
>>155600342they get to draft arch manning apparently
>>155600342They gutted all their talent on both sides of the ball and are starting a ton of rookies with a new HC. And Malik Willis has only started 6 games in the league.>>155600406Nah, they'd trade that #1 pick in a heartbeat. Too many holes on the roster.
>>155600406>Starch TranningNo thanks
>>155601750perhaps i should have said the RIGHTS to draft him because they are indeed very likely to be more than 1 player away for at least the next 2 years.
Arch Manning is till considered the first pick next year?
>>155605175Never was.
>>155535370He won't even be in the league by october
>every year they talk about winning it all>every year they remember old glory, get hyped, beat shit teams only to be murdered by actual teams later onAre them Boys the Brasil of handegg?
The only undefeated team in NFL history
total Illinois death (tornadoes)
>>155565246
>>155608078I didn't know she was so small.
>>155608514Yes my opinion of her has changed seeing her petiteness
Tom Grossi is a pretty good guy
>>155608667Which one of you faggots is that?
>>155609391That's me lolTom just did a fan event in Boston and I'm a Bears fan, he was very nice about it and people in the crowd thought it was funny
>On the first day of summer — Father’s Day — No. 1 overall pick QB Fernando Mendoza and No. 13 overall pick QB Ty Simpson remain as the only two unsigned first-round draft picks.Someone explain this to me
but why?
kek i love this guy
>>155534174Which NFL player would dominate soccer?
>>155610892is there supposed to be someone better than us in football?
>>155610892the kickers and lanky speedy receivers and corners, I imagine
>>155611287Pretty sure Argentina is better.
>im a jags fan and talk to a bunch of nfl players regularly>all of them think travis hunter is overrated>one guy that played against him said he's hard to keep up with but nobody is afraid of him doing anything with the ball so it doesnt matter if they fuck up in coverage on him because he'll "tackle himself"
>>155610435Cause Michigan as a state, never had slaves
>>155609668Hope you donated to the cause
>>155615584Yeah absolutely, I told him that in exchange for my bullying I'd chip in $200
>>155615620good lad
>>155615228He's got the unteachable traits he just needs to improve. They've put a lot on his plate. He's only 22 right?
This girl I sat next to in high school was with her friend and talked about having a dream about "getting double stuffed like an Oreo" with 2 black guys in the class. Now I see on Instagram see has 2 kids with a white guy and talks about being blessed and a a woman of God. Funny.
>>155616140Off-topic post. Let's be careful with these.
>>155616215Laughing at coalburners is a 21st century NFL activity.
>>155615620That's nice, are you really that gay?
>>155616324I'm maybe a little bit gay.
>>155616281Where do guys like Patrick Mahomes land on all this? His wife clearly cucks him with white men.
>>155616281Sounds like she's living a great life and you're still upset about it enough to share with your online NFL buddies.
Niggers smell like shit
>>155616656Post this on your real account you coward
>>155616656You would know what they smell like since you are one.
>>155616656Says the abo with no job kek
rekt
another qb arrested
>>155616656True.
is he first ballot HOFkeep in mind the greatest coach in NFL history wasn't, and he never beat kids or went to jail
>patty and micah both tore their ACLs on December 14th>patty was at OTAs running around and flinging the ball>micah won't be ready to come back until the middle of the season huh?
>>155618416
>>155618336Belichick was snubbed, not a fair comparison. AD should get in I think. Last non QB MVP we may ever see, led the league in yards and tds multiple times, multiple 1st team all pros, long career, record for most rushing yards in a game. He's like a notch below LT who was 1st ballot, truly elite running back doomed to shit teams just like LT or Barry.
>tfw ninersfag>tfw kyle and john sharted away another draft>tfw they must be blackmailing Jed to keep their jobs because I can't imagine any coach and gm surviving a Trey lance-tier fuck up>tfw this fan base thinks this is okDON'T TRY TO STOP ME THIS TIME, SPEEDON'T YOU DARE TRY TO STOP ME
>>155540954>Browns Head Coachfml
>>155618336>he never beat kidsand that's why they'll never own the record for most rush yards in a game
>>155618633>Jets QB>Has Special Needs Child You know it's true
Chicago Polar Bears
>>155618727The last remaining bear population in Chicago is being wiped out.
>>155618727white outs are lazy and bad
Who remembershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BizC1mK8Bgc
>>155618416He's literally washed. If he was good Jerry would be resigning him. No one has learned from the hershel walker trade.
>>155618970Yeah, having a clever nickname doesn't make them less ugly. Hope they wear them in the middle of a blizzard.
>>155618727Zesty
Geno Smith is piece of shit and got exposedhttps://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/2068860045845037407
>>155619517Brendan Sorsby, you ARE an NY JET
>>155618727shit sucks
>>155619517buy an ad dov
>>155618727Gay like their QB
MAORIS BTFO (BLOWN THE FUCK OUT) BY EGYPTIAN CHADSFUCKING KEK
Kiwifans...
>>155619517Dart is worse
>>155620626Nobody cares about Dart's politics lol
Someone check on Kiwibitch lmao
Da Bears
FOREIGN TYPES WITH THEIR HOOKAH PIPES SAY WAY OH HEY OH OH WAY OH WAY OHWALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
>>155610435Lions Owl incoming
>>155618416Were they both complete tears? Not every injury of the same type is the same severity.
>>155620935Cringe, unironically
>>155620935Wow, that's racist
Some whore just exposed Geno Smith on instagram
I just caint anymore bros
>>155621906Ah yes, twitter whore dov kleiman
>>155618970The Bengals have a good one, they should be the only team that has it.
>>155623031Raidies white-outs are pretty good
Brady bros...
soccer is the dumbest fucking sports. Not only that but it's turned into just one big commercial. If you look back to the world cup in like 2010 it became really big because everyone would talk about it on social media. Just like the disgrace that is the NFL... all sports have become corpo slop. The best people who play soccer a bunch of third worldies now. European teams the US have to fill their rosters with africans who like to run really fast.
>>155623183Egypt Egypt Egyptian Lover
>>155540954>I own the raiders guess I could make them move back to Oakland, oh and we're trading for Justin Jefferson so he fucks off from the NFCN
>>155618727gayleb is still trying to force that Iceman nickname huh?
>>155623613>he said while crying into his glass, smoking a cigarette and contemplating ending it by drowning himself in his swimming pool, again.
>>155623183Nobody asked about your Madden Franchise mode
Who’s ready for Drake Maye’s MVP season?
>>155618727Wishes they were the bronkies all whites
why do fans of other teams even bother watching when the Patriots are never losing again
Why is the rest of the world obsessed with kickball instead of the chess match that is nfl? I bet if we forced third worlders to play and watch it they would. Maybe ban soccer and FIFA for being dangerous?
>>155624550Football is a turn based JRPG, it has an inherently limited appeal
>>155618727>>155623842Only the Raiders, Bengals, Saints and Cowboys can pull off the white jerseys, also the raiders "color rush" was a nice one as it's similar to this but white pants
Lol
>>155624953The AFCW used to be a perfect trifecta...The Raiders with 3, the Broncos with 2, The Chiefs with 1, and the chorgers with none, I hate goodell so goddamn much
Travis Kelce is fat
>Brandon Aiyuk says “Go Commanders”, and “Raise Hail” on his latest IG story>confirmed that he is in VA. In the background of the second attachment is the Potomac River.THE BELT COMINSTOP RUNNIN
jaguars
suck
>>155626102>>155626144Are the Jaguars the least necessary NFL team?
>>155624953How does the NFC West manage to be so good and so bad at the same time?
>>155616656They usually smell like cocoa butter or menthol in my experience
>>155626658they're going to be important in the NFL's expansion into Europe after they fully relocate to London
>>155626658Cardinals>>155626935If this happens I feel like they'll be dissolved in a few years after NFL Europe fails
>>155627075A weekly Europe game gives the NFL an extra time slot cause you can start it at 10am Eastern, 7am Pacific and basically have a solid 12 hours of football every Sunday.
J U S T
>Packers' Micah Parsons Now Expected to Miss 'Upwards of Half the Season': ReportITS NOT FUCKING FAIR REEEEEEE MAHOMES IS LOOKING TO BE READY BY GAME FUCUKINGGG 1 REEEEEEEEEEE AND MICAH PARSONS WANTS A WHOLE 10 WEEK VACATION? BUM GENETICS THIS IS THE FUCKING GENETICS OF A BUM THIS IS NOT HOF CALIBER GENETICS
>>155534317>milf in khaki shortsHNNNGG
ADRIAN PETERSON INJURED HIMSELF 10 DAYS LATER THAN MICAH PARSON AND HE NEARLY BROKE THE RUSHING RECORD PLAYING BY WEEK 1 AS A RUNNING BACK, HE COULD BEAT HIS CHILD WITH A SWITCH IN FULL FORM BY SEASON START AND MICAH PARSON NEEDS 10 WEEKS?
>>155564739Heck yeah.
>>155564739ricky likes the sticky icky
>>155627403>>155627452Jerruh won
>>155627391I just took a picture of Epstein island for you
>>155627403lmfao pacucks getting cucked once again
>>155627562Why is there a Chiefs flag flying there?
>>155623829Me. LFG
Imagine if they began filming football for 4K 120 fps with HDR
>>155627764It's the time of year where they fly Chiefs flags everywhere. All the stores in my neighborhood have Chiefs flags in front and all the Chiefs couples are hanging Chiefs flags in their windows they're having a big Chiefs Parade this weekend in New York
>>155627391It's an indictment of the media for consistently trying to delude us that they are a serious team.
>>155627549lol no, it was a lose-lose
>>155540351Isn't that Jerruh's kid? Look like it, has the same wide set eyes as Jerruh
>>155627998goodell would never allow it. you'd have a better chance of him allowing AI reffies.
>>155628121it's his grandson, but it is weird he is always lurking in the background
>>155627316What the fuck is their problem? The most pathetic team in the NFC without a doubt.
>>155628243they have an owner/gm that thinks it is still 1995.
>>155627764Who knows. The entire world outside of the USA continental knows and won’t stop asking about trump raping kids lately. We aren’t going to lie. Epstein Trump, saville, Andrew, sometimes diddy and Michael Jackson showed up randomly No one gives a shit about whatever wag the dog wat he runs. You all look weak or stupid it like pedophiles. It’s why it’s cheaper to live here now for once.
>bitchknees is replying to himselfYep. It's the NFL offseason.
>>155534174The talking heads are blowing smoke up the cowboy’s ass extra hard this offseason
Since 1999 we’ve told you all. Since 2005 everyone had a good idea then when the accuser “committed suicide in Florida” 2009 the entire world fucking knew and you idiots elected him or allowed him to be elected. Now they are punishing you and we got your fat asses scurrying down here bleeding cash. Thank you
>>155628341You want another picture you pedocultist cuckThe entire world has known since 2009. It’s why inflation won’t stop and your wages won’t go up. Everyone thinks you are weak or stupid or pedophikes. It’s why the Iranians ran a train on you clown asses We are loving this shit.
Gonna be a good season for my reffies.
>>155628350It’s because they always have good ratings, so when those shows post segments to their social media channels they get the most engagement, despite the fact that they were mediocre last year. That aside, I do think the Cowboys have a good chance at winning their division next year. That doesn’t mean they’ll be elite.
>>155628417They won’t finish within 3 games of the eagles. Rich Eisen had the cowboys at the #3 offense and #9 defense ffs
>>155628459>(((rich eisen)))
>>155628459>#3 offenseDefinitely won't be that good, but at least you can understand why he might say this>#9 defenseLMAO how is it possible to delude yourself this much? Adding Caleb downs and Rashan Gary does not turn the worst defense in the league into top-10.
>>155628459>shlomo kikesen
Guys, I'm thinkin bout teh joos again....
>>155628517I agree with your assessment, just using both because those are 13-4 and up expectations. He’s throwing a bone to the guy on his podcast but it’s excessive
>>155628459I’m just looking at it from an incremental improvement standpoint. Top 10 in defense is too much, but they will be better than bottom of the league, like they were for most of last season. I think that’s worth 2.5 games to get to 10 wins. Their offense is good. Their success is of course dependent on how good the Eagles remain. If the Eagles do what they’ve done since 2022, where they have a SB season and then an off year, then, yes, you’re right, the Cowboys won’t win the East, because the Eagles will be a 14+ win team. I don’t think that’s going to happen just because it did the last few years. I think they finish within a game or two of each other.
Twin is homosexual lingo
>>155628576Good. Never stop thinking about the actions of your sworn enemy. Be like cowsois fans in relation to the rest of the NFCE.
>>155628576'Bout time...
>>155628591>they will be better than bottom of the leagueWhy? And why do you assume their offense will maintain the level from last year?
>>155628615So is troon, slop and seething… but here we are. People who hate homosexuals and transsexuals adopted their slang
Its too early to be this mad, /nfl/
>>155628667Nothing new, that's how popular language works. For example, whatever the popular slang is at any given point among the young generations is just what black people were saying like 5 years earlier.
>>155628702Literally none of those three examples were from black teens
>>155620626This
>>155628639Dak suffered serious injuries in 2020, 2022, and 2024. If your starting QB goes down, it’s expected that your offensive numbers go down. They have been great in the regular season every year he has played. I like the way they’ve retooled their offensive line to include a serviceable running game that at least has to be respected. That opens up Pickens and Ceedee on the outside a lot. Their offense will be good again. Their defense improved significantly after getting Quinnen Williams. Having an all-pro talent DT stabilized their DL. The numbers showed they were decent in the last quarter of the season. I expect them to be league average in defense this year.
>Looks like the schizos back from his psychiatric holdWell at least this thread isn't at risk of dying during the World Cup!
ain't readin all that
this bussy is at risk
my internet is slow but at least no one said 'bussy 'today
>>155628807Yeah, those aren't the terms I was referring to directly, but the phenomenon is related. The general population adopting slang from marginalized communities on a delay.
>>155628893>at least no one said 'bussy 'todayI literally just called a guy a work with a bussy magnet not even 10 minutes ago you fucking retard
>>155628845He's 33 and hasn't played 2 full seasons in a row since 2019. And he's a garbage time stat-padder fraud anyway.The offensive line has in no way been fixed, the OTs are still pure ass. And there's little reason imo to think Javonte Williams is going to reproduce that outlier season. Plus Pickens is going to be pissed all year because they tagged him, and he's weakmind and doesn't show up when they need him.>Their defense improved significantly after getting Quinnen WilliamsNo it didn't lel check pic related
>>155629054>aCK is 33 alreadyholy shit time flies
>>155628821trip on, faggot
>>155629562can't wait for the media to not shut the fuck up about it
>>155540954>bench player for Texans sad :(
>>155540954>Mascot for the Lions
I didn't even read it but I know it's off topic
Gotta say, I prefer the aesthetic of>>155565708over>>155542883Apart from the crappy shirt, of course...
>>155628308Everyone is ultimately okay with people they admire even if they did awful things. There's probably something in the human mind that forgives when the person you consider a chief or tribal elder style person rapes a woman/child or maims/kills an opponent that still lets you stan him. Like Hannah Ardent shit mixed with human biology. Hell Seinfeld creeped on a 17 year old in a park, married her, and the only thing people hate him for is taking the wrong side on some Hannah Ardent Shit. Every former dictatorship is full of people who fondly remember said strongman, whether it's Tito, Mao, Franco, Stalin, Hitler, Pinochet, no matter the politics you'll find some 80 year old who goes "Franco was great, had my first kiss and lost my virginity under Franco, heard the Beatles under Franco, the Beatles were great, got me to learn English and I got a great career at Santander, even met the woman I'd marry, all because Franco"
>>155631368Jannies, this is about Adrian Peterson's HoF consideration, by the way
>>155631368Yeah but he spent decades doing it off our fucking coasts while washing money for corrupt Israelis and Russians in general. It’s a like saying you admire George Washington even though he raped 8 year olds for a decade across the fucking river in full sight. That’s how the entire world views America. No one gives a shit about Iran or Israel or Venezuela bullshit or the culture bullshit “Its those evil morons elected a serial child rapist and think they are at the big kids table still”
Please for the love of god, someone have sex with me.
>>155632178I don't think anyone who uses the term "Hannah Ardent shit" is defending Trump. Just trying to explain the mechanism of action that allows people to consciously know that guys like Donald Trump and Adrian Peterson committed crimes against children that people consider socially detestable but still admire them and vote for them in Ohio.
>>155632410asl?
>>155632552He does these every year, one for each team in the division. They're always pretty good. He does one for the Eagles too.
>>155631368>Everyone is ultimately okayNo.
>>155632622I think you need to see it from our perspective We see you as stupid Too stupid to care or to know or to stop itAnd you talk too much. It’s why no one will help with wars or trade and just bleed the 99% dry. You idiots just paid 100 million to do the Epstein list could watch men beat each other to near death on a historic landmark. You are fucking stupid
>>155634550Do you think Drake "Drake Maye" Maye will maintain his momentum this season and win the AFC East again, or does he 'decline' but still look good?
>>155634550Don’t plant a turd then cry like a cunt about shit falling off branches on you later Very rough trini/domi slang Where is that trailer park trash piece of shit old bay I want to set him on fire then piss besides him to prove a point I swear such worthless twat he needs to take a beer can shove it down his throat then go fuck himself do it goes down easier. A decade of that retard
I mean I’m crazy why would I hate people who lied about a serial child rapist and helped get him elected president. I need to chill, it was like 10 nautical miles from where I live I’m just bitching it was only a decade.
>>155634972OldGay died during COVID.
>>155635199Many NFL owners still support him. He was a special guest at Super Bowls and games. Given what just happened with the Knicks I can't imagine any will invite him to a game any time soon.
>>155635204Death would be too quick. You are literally the only trip who isn’t fucking retarded. I can send a picture of home but right now got back on a ferry. You have no idea the disgust for maga overseas. It’s not even hatred, it’s viewed as a failed branch of humanity. Even Haitians look down on them. You are welcome down here. You can hop on one of my boats for a week
>>155635562Now everyone will think you're me... I am trying to keep on topic too.
>>155634972>>155635204Old gay, the AC repairman, got permab& for pizza. RIP in pieces.
Who is the worst trip we've ever had here and why is it getatan?
>>155626688The Cardinals lower the division's overall prestige by being the worst organization in the history of the league.
>>155624953NFC bEAST
>>155635846They already believe what they want because they are unaware morons. You can noticeably tell the difference in an American and European based off how they dress, walk, eat, and speak. They are stupid and talk too much. It’s why they are fat or skinny fat. They sit around all day on computers wanting to be paid for pressing buttons or doing monkey work with boxes or too spy on other beetle people. Every time I go back I forget how pan opticon that shit is. Even the English value privacy more it’s like a mixture of North Korea surveillance, Chinese value of average human life and Congo animalistic shit. Just get out man People do not let families sleep outside of Mega churches That’s animal shit
>>155627403The consequences of playing bo nix
>>155637524The AFC Championship... whatever happened there.
>>155637591the Patriots played against a backup QB they actually could beat, barelyand then once again they played a backup caliber QB in the owl and lost, again
>>155632802>does one for each team>does one for the eagles too
>>155637726What other backups did they play?
>>155638556themselves kwab, LOSERS OF THE OWL AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155638728Still the defending AFC Champs :D The road to the Owl RUNS through Foxboro.
>>155637878Yeah I realize it was repetitive to say it like that, I just wanted to make it clear he does one for the Eagles too, he's not just shitting on their rivals. He's an Eagles beat writer.
my bengies are winning it all
>b-b-but >we got 2nd place!kwab
Why do these teams always give each other such a hard time when they play?
give this bussy a hard time
>>155636615>”animal shit” is when you don’t let the mangy vagrant sleep anywhere he wants Okay retard
Really hope the Rams play Ty Simpson every game this pre-season. I want to see the kid play.
>>155639351The Broncos only ever beat them when they're like a 4 win team. Every time the Jags are competitive they cum inside the Broncos bussy
Soccer is inherently gay.
Being a bo nix fan is very brown coded. Real chads are cam ward fans
>>155641001They won't risk it. He'll play next season for 1 peeseason game.
>>155639351the jags play every AFC "blueblood" franchise like its their super bowlit's apart of being a media underdog
>>155565246>1st down>2 timeouts>52 seconds>your own 36 yard line>down only by 3>throws across his body into triple coverage 30 yards down the fieldBro thought he was gonna make a highlight reel.>>155565606Brett Favre? You mean the 11x Pro-bowler? The Hall of Fame QB? The Superbowl Champion? The 3x NFL MVP? Compared to Jordan Love? The uhh...guy that started after Aaron Rodgers?
>>155641155They're literally tied at 8-8
>>155565246At least he has a supportive family
Genobros…..He’s just like us
>>155641955Let a man soak it all in. It's not easy making it to the NFL
>>155641867>8-8 all-time>while being on opposite ends in win percentage as franchisesthat is not a ringing endorsement for Denver
>>155641963oof, that's green bay for sure.
>>155641553The jags would have won that wc game if the refs gave the sneak and put them up another TD and fuck them again on a later call. But the icing is the inability for Lawrence to not throw a pick instead of scoring a late game td.
>>155642005>It's not easy making it to the NFLSure it is. These faggots have been pampered their entire lives. Given all of the training, food, coaching, etc to make it to the NFL, just because they showed just a little something more than their local peers when a scout happened to be watching.
>>155642056you don't know ball
>>155642056Then why aren't you in the NFL, tough guy?
>>155642110Coach wouldn't put me in.
>>155642110Choose not to be. They couldn't handle my skills.
>>155642026>The jags would have won that wc game if the refs gave the sneak and put them up another TD and fuck them again on a later call.The Jaguars would've won that Wildcard game if the refs called a penalty on the Bills linemen picking Josh Allen up off of his feet and carrying him forward 10 yards but nobody knows what's illegal or what isn't anymore
>>155642161Every loser's excuse
>>155642106keep licking roger's boots. In fact, take this opportunity to go buy another jersey with a another man's name on it.
>>155642209>uncle rico>loserWrong.
>>155642211You're the one who seems really salty about not being good enough to make it to the NFL
>>155642272>no u madOk retard.
>it's easy making it to the NFL, earning millions of dollars along the way>but i just didn't feel like doing it okay???
My Chargies!OFFICIAL TEAM OF THE USMNT!
>sucking this much millionaire athlete cock on 4chins for freeYikes. Someone sure is upset that his favorite past time got undermined
wish i could suck millionaire athlete cock
>>155564739dumb ass stoner
>>155642254He is a loser. He lives in a camper and spends his free time filming himself throwing footballs to no one
>>155642611>spends his free time filming himself throwing footballs to no oneThose are his video try outs. He's gonna make. You wait and see. Also, he lives in a mobile home so he can attended different training camps to show off his skills and get a deal signed.
>>155642361Since when?
>>155536396>gets shit AND piss
>>155536396How did the steak get grill marks from being cooked on a flat top?
>>155642986Because slop is gay
>>155642722
Brendan Sorsby is gonna be a NY Jet whether you like it or not
>>155643593Where is McVay's USMNT jersey?
>>155643815Sean doesn't care about soccer
>>155643815McGay is busy gelling his hair and trying to squeeze into a series of ever tighter pants. He's not an ambassador of the sport the way Harbs is.
>>155643815>No new postsHe didn't get one because he hates murrica'
need a black dick rubbing against my prostate so bad right now
>>155643906SAY IT
>>155643906also, go packers
>>155643906Aaron, it's the off-season. Take a break from football.
>>155643950I forgot Erin still refuses to retire
>>155643966>>155643950It's actually, "Eryn"
betda spreadsby
>it's a screen behind the line of scrimmage that's almost picked off for a loss of 2 yardsPLEASE stop doing this
>>155644016i'll bring it up in the next meeting, thanks anon
>Brady retired>Russ retired>big ben retired>rivers half retired>both Mannings retiredWhy the fuck is Rogers still doing out there?
>>155644062Thanks, boss
I miss football.
>>155644077hes better than all of them
>Gisele Bündchen snubs ex Tom Brady as she celebrates ‘role model’ husband Joaquim Valente in Father’s Day postBrady bros.... He made a post for her on mother's days....
>>155644202Something about that chick makes me think she is a real cunt.
>>155644077Pretending that his career isn't being just okay in a very bad NFCN
>>155644077Somebody has to be the last man.
>>155643815Kroenke owns Arsenal and Poch was manager of Tottenham
>>155644480And...?
>>155644202women are cruel, what else is new?
>>155644619They're big rivals and the London Press is especially brutal
>>155644202Brady legitimately could have any woman he wants. What's this little minor sting by a roastie when he has loving children, and could could have any hot young chick bouncing up and down his cock in reverse cowgirl whenever he wants.
>>155644202Brady's fault for just marrying some model who's always been more wealthy than him
>be genetic freak lab built to dominate football>faster, stronger, smarter, taller>bullseyes every tangible>plays on the Chorgers with 0-3 playoff recordIm sick of seeing him go to waste. Which team deserves him?
>>155647958The Rams
Top lel
>>155648555Literally who
Kelce is washed
Why did he do it?
>shadman
>>155648619Drake is a fraud because Brady would have smoked those Seacocks
>>155648857Not with that OLine
>>155648591don't
>>155649010Cope
>>155649010A bad o-line was what Herbert had lmao
NFL and eaglebros… the divegrass euros are shitting on us for not having dome stadiums
>>155649127heh
Why are Ch*efs fans like this?
>>155649290Chiefs and Pats fans are worthless alcoholics who deserve death
>49ers training camp report date for veterans: 7/25Merry Beltsmas
>bungles
suck lol
>NOW HERE'S A GOY
I have this crazy idea called "catch the fucking ball". Am I going nuts?
The nfl just pissed off all the French and iraq
>>155650625The who and the what?
How does this jingle make you feelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REU1JCELpro
>>155650625>French and iraqredundant
>>155649127euros wouldn't know soulful sporting if it smacked the taste out of their mouths
>>155650625Enemies from the start. America just won against our natural enemies. God Himself poured rain upon the most America hating countries.God Bless George W Bush, and God Bless America!I'm wearing my American Flag Lapel Pin, by the way.
>>155650822Looks like the Coors Light Train is coming around to cool down a hot group of scantily clad young people
Look at this debacle. Thanks to a domeless poverty franchise thinking they’re worthy of sitting at the bigboys table a major international sporting event was cancelled. The NFL must declare that teams should build domes or at least commit to them or else be forced to sell the team. Thinking “weather games are soul” just means you fell for the psyop by penny pinching owners.
Shit teams
who the FUCK would trade for Shedeur?
>>155651329Jets
>>155651366>Geno + Shedeur now that would be blatant tanking
>>155651400Tanking as in plowing through the competition, that is.
>>155650625>>155651280I am loathe to congratulate the Eagles, but it's very based of their stadium to make povertyballers seethe
Why can't divegrass players deal with a little bit of rain?
>>155584017never left
>>155651622Euros are pissed the game was stopped because of rain and lightning. Us amerifats are the pussies this time.
>>155651763>Us amerifatsFooling nobody
I can't wait until the go back and get out of my country. I hope we never host another WC ever again.
2013 LOB vs 2020 Bucs?
>>155653031I think Tom Brady would be able to move the ball against the Legion of Boom
>>155652991who hurt you, bro?
>>155627508why is she wearing a ricky williams jersey?
>>155644149I hate the buccs stadium. Place looks like a theme park rather than stadium. It needs to grow up.
new ann michael maye just dropped
>>155653987she's perfect.... i deserve to have her
