We play today
>>155534820cool, what position you playin
>>155535433Ill be playing big spoon whilst having sensual and loving sex with my wife later. Maybe a bit of prone bone too but I kinda expect to finish early because Im fucking horny today.
just looked up Ivory Coast this team is no joke
>>155535458coach will sub me in for you at half time btw
I got some $ on you guys. I think you're past the bottom and are ready for the bounce back. Too much talent and organization not to.
>>155535492Post bicep. If its bigger than mine I might let you
You're getting BLACKED
>>155534820You already played today Arda
ivory coast was a fun team to play with in fifa 09. drogba was a nasty dude
>>155534820gl fren
>>155535537Ireland is WHITE, though.
>>155535597My thoughts exactly. Didier Drogba is MY Neger
Rooting for the racially homogenous team.
Macht spaß, Deutschland :) x
>>155534820Becareful germanon pepe your beer might spill over
what part of deutschland are you guys from?
>>155535761Mexico
>>155534820>Another meme team
>>155534820beer does not hydrate
>>155534820no one fucking cares you little faggot
>>155535761Dead center.
>>155535915
>>155535761Sechs acht asozial.
>>155535761nordrhein WESTFALEN
For me its Schweinsbraten
>>155536306Spundekäs ist S-tier
>>155536306jager meister my beloved
>>155535761Berlin Tempelhof
>>155535915>tfyou're the last nation allowed to make fun of someone's origin.
rooting for germany tbf
>>155535761based Bremen
>>155536306east german erasure. no tote oma and others.
>>155536471>no tote oma and others.Yeah fuck the DDR
>>155536306flaccid weißwurst dick with balls is about to penetrate that golden brown hendl
>>155536615That's what she said
>>155536365You reckon?
>>155534820WORLD CUP FAVOURITE5-0 easily
>>155534820We are unironically going to win it and /sp/ is woefully unprepared.
>>155535975
>>155534820Any Schnitzel or Bratwurst today friend? Perhaps an Apfelstrudel?
>>155536306For me, it's the leberkaese. Didn't find it on the map, though.
>>155536306Grüne Soße
>>155535761cuxhaven
>>155537971why is that whore smiling at me?
>>155535761visited dresden a few years back and it's a beautiful city, therefore spiritually i consider myself a full-blooded DRESDNER
>>155536306>fisch brötchendo they grab the fish straight from the water with a slice of bread on each hand and eat it right then and there?
>>155536099Pack
>>155537417straight to the locker room for you, buddy boy
>>155538279no, for instance the herring is usually soused
>>155534820Exciting 2-1
>>155536306For me, it's the dish with nothing but a bunch of boiled potatoes
>>155538235basedDynamo is the most sovl club in Krautland
>>155538311>Lauternsau auf 4kanalNicht überrascht du Opfer
>>155538497i've found it very interesting that literally 100% of football related things i've seen there were about dresden dynamo. Not even once i've seen even some kid with a bayern shirt. Men, women, old, new, it's either about dresden dynamo or against their rivals. Not a single plastic fan in that city
>>155535761Auschwitz
>>155535761Stuttgart
>>155539003based
>>155539003Not in Germany amerifriend
>>155536507>SchäufeleThe objectively correct and based answer.Whenever I'm in Franconia I try to get it somewhere.>t. ossifag
>>155535761Frutillar
>>155538279Yes, N*rtherners are unzivilized savages
>>155534820there was a group of german tourists in my local bucharest supermarket today, and holy shit the women were gorgeous and blonde
>>155535458I'll be wearing my new gacha cosplay (silverwolf) while grinding on my boyfriends lap while he gets angry over football. :3
I always rot for Germany. Wish you the very best, krauts
>>155535458when you're finished with her, have her come over so she can experience a real man
>>155538694yes, they have a very strong fan culture and you’d be called out if you wore merch from a different club
>>155535761agartha
>>155535761Fredericksburg, Texas
>>155535761Prussia
>>155535761i'm from bavaria!!
>>155540414My great great great great great grandfather was Bavarian
>>155540569brother
>>155536306>Arme Ritterso this what Hedge Knights ate?
>>155540414I used to live in Bavaria. Near Nūrnberg.
>>155534820>beer drinking nation>no humour Are germans even real
>>155543017plz come back
>>155543101>no humourwe're funny :D
>>155535761Bayern reporting inPreußen under the showers
>>155535492kek
>>155540414>tfw no qt bavarian gf
>>155546444Thoughts?
>>155544153You are right. I take it back
>>155546966you will always have a friend in me
>>155535761>>155537417
should i go to the public viewing event at my uni?i have noone else to go with so i am scared that people will laugh at me
>>155547693do it, brudii will be with you in spirit
>>155535761münchen, bavaria.ready to channel WHITE POWER of the alps all the way to america
>>155548828oh my god im from minga too!!!
>>155534820My best friend since childhood is half-german so I always cheer for you guys.
>>155534820But I'm hungover today.....
>>155548940have you ever seen him naked
I put a fat bet on you guys
LASS GEHN
>>155548969We've been to a same sauna yes
>>155549043uwu
>>155535761New Ulm, Minnesota. Where Hermann the German points Northeast to the fatherland
>>155547693Go, it'll be fun.Just talk football platitudes if you have to.People are there to watch the game first, so it's not weird if you don't socialize.
>>155548923BASEDwe cannot lose when germany's finest city is sending their power.
>>155536306Kartoffelsuppe my beloved
>>155549087
>>155549052Stop making it weird
>>155549066Holy based.Our Hermann points towards France, lel.
>>155549127ok i'll stop masturbating
can one of you guys walk up to pchal and tell him to lock in with the streams already
>>155536306>german cuisine>karpfen polnischkek
>>155535646wrong flag doe. plus irish are africans
You have taken over my city
Oberfpoiz reportiert ein
>>155549225Oh no it's too late nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAXMoXYr14
>>155549225Unusual to see so much white there, eh?
>>155549225hello is that good or is that not so good
>was supposed to go to my friend's house for the Germany game today>our other friend's sister had some freak accident and is on her deathbed in the hospital so we canceledpray for her bros
>>155549295Better than many other groups here
is this game worth staying up for? im really sleepy...
>>155549225Sorry leaf, Toronto is now under temporary occupation.
>>155549225Looks like Toronto increased it's white population by 10x
>>155549314I'll pray for her death. Skibidi
>>155549386We are lacking Germans
>>155549314fuckgood luck to her
>>155549314rough, man. hope she's not in too much pain.
>>155549439Damn, didn't know about the Chinese.
>>155549225oh god the j*ys game is out in a couple of hours it'll be a mess down there
I didnt watch a single Germany gamehow are they looking?
>>155549473looking pretty brown tbhwyl
>>155549471wait nevermind theyre in chicago right now
>>155549473Very diverse
>>155549473last game was a repeat of 2014's rape of brazil
>>155549473good but haven't played a real team yet, will probably job sooner or later
>>155549473looked like a pretty good machine but then again it was against curacao
>>155549473they humiliated curacao but theyre probably bottom 5 in the tournamentwho knows if ivory coast is good or if spain is a meme
>>155549314My thoughts are with her,>>155549546>will probably job sooner or laterEntirely possible. Let's see how the hold up today.
>>155549324oh goodie!
>>155534820Go Deutschland
>>155549961<3
it's coming homehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO0A0XcWy88
>>155549314Elaborate on this freak accident.
>>155535761Rügen
>>155538461those are Klöße, not boiled potatoes you heathen
>>155535761Aachen
>>155535761STUTTGART
>>155547693yes, you shouldI always regretted not doing these things back when I was at uni
SEX
>>155549470>not knowing about chinese for canada
Negers tongen mijn anus