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We play today
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>>155534820
cool, what position you playin
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>>155535433
Ill be playing big spoon whilst having sensual and loving sex with my wife later. Maybe a bit of prone bone too but I kinda expect to finish early because Im fucking horny today.
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just looked up Ivory Coast this team is no joke
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>>155535458
coach will sub me in for you at half time btw
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I got some $ on you guys. I think you're past the bottom and are ready for the bounce back. Too much talent and organization not to.
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>>155535492
Post bicep. If its bigger than mine I might let you
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You're getting BLACKED
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>>155534820
You already played today Arda
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ivory coast was a fun team to play with in fifa 09. drogba was a nasty dude
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>>155534820
gl fren
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>>155535537
Ireland is WHITE, though.
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>>155535597
My thoughts exactly. Didier Drogba is MY Neger
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Rooting for the racially homogenous team.
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Macht spaß, Deutschland :) x
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>>155534820
Becareful germanon pepe your beer might spill over
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what part of deutschland are you guys from?
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>>155535761
Mexico
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>>155534820
>Another meme team
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>>155534820
beer does not hydrate
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>>155534820
no one fucking cares you little faggot
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>>155535761
Dead center.
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>>155535915
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>>155535761
Sechs acht asozial.
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>>155535761
nordrhein WESTFALEN
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For me its Schweinsbraten
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>>155536306
Spundekäs ist S-tier
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>>155536306
jager meister my beloved
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>>155535761
Berlin Tempelhof
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>>155535915
>tf
you're the last nation allowed to make fun of someone's origin.
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rooting for germany tbf
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>>155535761
based Bremen
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>>155536306
east german erasure. no tote oma and others.
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>>155536471
>no tote oma and others.
Yeah fuck the DDR
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>>155536306
flaccid weißwurst dick with balls is about to penetrate that golden brown hendl
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>>155536615
That's what she said
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>>155536365
You reckon?
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>>155534820
WORLD CUP FAVOURITE
5-0 easily
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>>155534820
We are unironically going to win it and /sp/ is woefully unprepared.
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>>155535975
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>>155534820
Any Schnitzel or Bratwurst today friend? Perhaps an Apfelstrudel?
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>>155536306
For me, it's the leberkaese. Didn't find it on the map, though.
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>>155536306
Grüne Soße
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>>155535761
cuxhaven
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>>155537971
why is that whore smiling at me?
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>>155535761
visited dresden a few years back and it's a beautiful city, therefore spiritually i consider myself a full-blooded DRESDNER
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>>155536306
>fisch brötchen
do they grab the fish straight from the water with a slice of bread on each hand and eat it right then and there?
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>>155536099
Pack
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>>155537417
straight to the locker room for you, buddy boy
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>>155538279
no, for instance the herring is usually soused
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>>155534820
Exciting 2-1
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>>155536306
For me, it's the dish with nothing but a bunch of boiled potatoes
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>>155538235
based

Dynamo is the most sovl club in Krautland
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>>155538311
>Lauternsau auf 4kanal
Nicht überrascht du Opfer
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>>155538497
i've found it very interesting that literally 100% of football related things i've seen there were about dresden dynamo. Not even once i've seen even some kid with a bayern shirt. Men, women, old, new, it's either about dresden dynamo or against their rivals. Not a single plastic fan in that city
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>>155535761
Auschwitz
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>>155535761
Stuttgart
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>>155539003
based
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>>155539003
Not in Germany amerifriend
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>>155536507
>Schäufele
The objectively correct and based answer.
Whenever I'm in Franconia I try to get it somewhere.
>t. ossifag
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>>155535761
Frutillar
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>>155538279
Yes, N*rtherners are unzivilized savages
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>>155534820
there was a group of german tourists in my local bucharest supermarket today, and holy shit the women were gorgeous and blonde
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>>155535458
I'll be wearing my new gacha cosplay (silverwolf) while grinding on my boyfriends lap while he gets angry over football. :3
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I always rot for Germany. Wish you the very best, krauts
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>>155535761
Stuttgart
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>>155535458
when you're finished with her, have her come over so she can experience a real man
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>>155538694
yes, they have a very strong fan culture and you’d be called out if you wore merch from a different club
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>>155535761
agartha
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>>155535761
Fredericksburg, Texas
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>>155535761
Prussia
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>>155535761
i'm from bavaria!!
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>>155540414
My great great great great great grandfather was Bavarian
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>>155540569
brother
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>>155536306
>Arme Ritter
so this what Hedge Knights ate?
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>>155540414
I used to live in Bavaria. Near Nūrnberg.
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>>155534820
>beer drinking nation
>no humour
Are germans even real
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>>155543017
plz come back
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>>155543101
>no humour
we're funny :D
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>>155535761
Bayern reporting in
Preußen under the showers
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>>155535492
kek
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>>155540414
>tfw no qt bavarian gf
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>>155546444
Thoughts?
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>>155544153
You are right. I take it back
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>>155546966
you will always have a friend in me
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>>155535761
>>155537417
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should i go to the public viewing event at my uni?i have noone else to go with so i am scared that people will laugh at me
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>>155547693
do it, brudi
i will be with you in spirit
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>>155535761
münchen, bavaria.
ready to channel WHITE POWER of the alps all the way to america
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>>155548828
oh my god im from minga too!!!
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>>155534820
My best friend since childhood is half-german so I always cheer for you guys.
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>>155534820
But I'm hungover today.....
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>>155548940
have you ever seen him naked
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I put a fat bet on you guys
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LASS GEHN
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>>155548969
We've been to a same sauna yes
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>>155549043
uwu
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>>155535761
New Ulm, Minnesota. Where Hermann the German points Northeast to the fatherland
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>>155547693
Go, it'll be fun.
Just talk football platitudes if you have to.
People are there to watch the game first, so it's not weird if you don't socialize.
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>>155548923
BASED
we cannot lose when germany's finest city is sending their power.
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>>155536306
Kartoffelsuppe my beloved
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>>155549087
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>>155549052
Stop making it weird
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>>155549066
Holy based.
Our Hermann points towards France, lel.
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>>155549127
ok i'll stop masturbating
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can one of you guys walk up to pchal and tell him to lock in with the streams already
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>>155536306
>german cuisine
>karpfen polnisch
kek
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>>155535646
wrong flag doe. plus irish are africans
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You have taken over my city
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Oberfpoiz reportiert ein
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>>155549225
Oh no it's too late now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAXMoXYr14
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>>155549225
Unusual to see so much white there, eh?
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>>155549225
hello is that good or is that not so good
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>was supposed to go to my friend's house for the Germany game today
>our other friend's sister had some freak accident and is on her deathbed in the hospital so we canceled

pray for her bros
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>>155549295
Better than many other groups here
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is this game worth staying up for? im really sleepy...
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>>155549225
Sorry leaf, Toronto is now under temporary occupation.
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>>155549225
Looks like Toronto increased it's white population by 10x
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>>155549314
I'll pray for her death. Skibidi
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>>155549386
We are lacking Germans
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>>155549314
fuck
good luck to her
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>>155549314
rough, man. hope she's not in too much pain.
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>>155549439
Damn, didn't know about the Chinese.
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>>155549225
oh god the j*ys game is out in a couple of hours it'll be a mess down there
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I didnt watch a single Germany game
how are they looking?
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>>155549473
looking pretty brown tbhwyl
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>>155549471
wait nevermind theyre in chicago right now
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>>155549473
Very diverse
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>>155549473
last game was a repeat of 2014's rape of brazil
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>>155549473
good but haven't played a real team yet, will probably job sooner or later
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>>155549473
looked like a pretty good machine but then again it was against curacao
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>>155549473
they humiliated curacao but theyre probably bottom 5 in the tournament
who knows if ivory coast is good or if spain is a meme
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>>155549314
My thoughts are with her,

>>155549546
>will probably job sooner or later
Entirely possible. Let's see how the hold up today.
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>>155549324
oh goodie!
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>>155534820
Go Deutschland
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>>155549961
<3
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it's coming home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO0A0XcWy88
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>>155549314
Elaborate on this freak accident.
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>>155535761
Rügen
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>>155538461
those are Klöße, not boiled potatoes you heathen
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>>155535761
Aachen
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>>155535761
STUTTGART
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>>155547693
yes, you should
I always regretted not doing these things back when I was at uni
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SEX
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>>155549470
>not knowing about chinese for canada
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Negers tongen mijn anus



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