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>There is only one lord of portugal, and he does not share power!
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>>155535700
take it England, take it, I give you Ronaldo
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America what do your Eagle Eyes see!?

The Saudis are turning East... They're taking Ronaldo to Arabia!
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>Bruno Fernandes?

>Bruno Foolnandes!
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>We must join with them, Jimmy. We must join with England.
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>>155535889
kek
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>Penaldo. That's what they used to call me. 300 lives of men, I've tapped them in, and now I have no time.
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>>155536112
>I’m old. I know I don’t look it, but I’m beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel... thin. Sort of stretched, like... 1 goal scraped over 11 major tournament matches
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>>155535700
>Soon Master Evro, you will enjoy the fabled sovl of the Americans. Roaring fighter jets, bud light, madatory tipping... and they call it a soccer. A SOCCER!
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>End? This is not the end Ronaldo
>after the toil of the field and the fields of national team trainer open
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>>155535889
lol
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>>155535889
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>>155535889
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>My master, Ronaldo the Great, bids thee welcome
>Is there any in this rout with the authority to hydrate with me?
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Filthy tricksy Neveses! They stole it from us! My precious!
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>One does not simply fly into America.
>Its Airport Arrival Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs.
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>>155535700
>I wish the Tsuuu had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened :(
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>PE-NAL-DO!
>Score 'em tap 'em give a big old TSUUUUUUUU
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>the Tssuu gave Ronaldo unnaturally long life, he will never be freed from it
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England: We ain't going no further until we had a Hydration break!

Portugal: Give him a Red Card!

England: Curaco?

Curaco: I think we made a mistake coming to the World Cup Cape Verde.

England: I'm starving, football hasn't come home in 60 stinking years!

Portugal: Yeah! Why can't we have Cup! What about them? They're fresh!

England: They're are not for eating!
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>>155535889
Jej
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>>155536692
kek
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>i've had five yes, but what about sixth world cup call-up?
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>>155537541
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>This is it. One more win and I'll be the furthest from losing I've ever been.
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Fucked it up let me fix it.

>>155537541
>>155537859

Brazil: We ain't going no further until we had a Hydration break!

England: Give him a Red Card!

Cape Verde: Curaco?

Curaco: I think we made a mistake coming to the World Cup Cape Verde.

England: I'm starving, football hasn't come home in 60 stinking years!

Brazil: Yeah! Why can't we have Cup! What about them? They're fresh!

England: They are not for eating!
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>>155537775
Underrated
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>Penaldo, why dont you retire?
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>OH LAWD DEM RANGZ
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Do you know how hydration breaks first came into being?
There was flow to the game once. Taken by the Americans, twisted and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of "breaks." Now... perfected. My advertisement opportunity... Whom do you serve?
>SHEKELBERG!!!
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>Give up the Ngubu Amerifat.

>If you want Balogun come and claim him!
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>>155539139
>Whom do you serve?
>GATORADE
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They were once Football Nations. Great Great Football Nations. Then FIFA the Deceiver gave to them Players of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to FIFA's will. They are the Cupwraiths, neither living nor dead.
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Dive you fools
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>Main villain Ronaldo
>Henchman Ronaldinho
Bravo Tolkein
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>>155537237
Kek
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>It's true you don't see many white Americans. And in fact, they are so alike in intelligence and behavior, they are often mistaken for nonwhite Americans. And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no white Americans, and that Americans just shoot and rob each other constantly! Which is, of course, ridiculous.
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>Please! My team is thirsty! They need a hydration break!
>Thirsty, are they? Give them some Powerade™, boys!
*GURGLE GACK KOFFF*
>HAHAHAHA, CAN'T TAKE HIS SLURP
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>>155539620
>Team: Arsenal
>Manager: Arsene Wenger
>Understudy: Arteta
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>>155539791
kek
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>>155535889
legit kek
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Portugal has no striker. Portugal needs no striker.
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Ronaldo? Oh that gay guy from the boy's underwear contest?
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ONE RIG TO RULE THEM ALL
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>>155535889
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And into this Cup he poured his nepotism, his selfishness and his refusal to admit he's old
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>>155535700
This is the thread
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NEVER TRUST A TWINK
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>>155549459
YOU HAVE NO POWER HEERE
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PE NAL TIES

RIG EM
STATPAD EM
STICK EM IN A SKILLS & GOALS COMPILATION
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>>155544704
lol
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>>155549498
>Penaldo? Yes... that's what they used to call me. Penaldo the Gay. That was my name.
>I am Penaldo the Shite.
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I swear LOTR memes are fucking eternal. I remember laughing at this exact type of shit 20 years ago.
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>>155539791
kek
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>They were once white
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>Do you know how the Americans first came into being? They were Anglos once, taken by globalism, browned and mutted. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My fighting Goyim. Whom do you serve?
>Israel
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>>155535700
>MY RECORD HAS ENDED
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After all, why not?
Why shouldnt I play another world cup?
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Who is the Tom Bombabil of the world cup?
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>>155551237
That's how Americans see themselves
>we could BTFO anyone... if only we cared
>here, have some fast food on your way to the finals
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>>155551551
Kek true
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>>155549608
lol
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>>155550477
kek it do be like that
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>>155550477
ok good one.
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This is shit compared to the ronaldo american psycho posts, common /tv/ fail
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>>155536907
underrated
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>>155544704
actual kek
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>>155549628
>>155550477
>>155544704
>>155537775
>>155549608
>>155535889
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>>155536692
KEK
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>>155544704
JEJ
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Yes, but what about the second hydration break?
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PASS ME THE BALL FERNANDES YOU FUCK
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>>155555324
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>>155549628
Lol
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>>155551237
Nerman
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Frodo = Messi
Aragorn = Kane
Gandalf = Tommy Tooks
Sauron = Mbappe
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kek, blessed thread
i share with you another
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>>155561958
This!
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>>155536272
underrated
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>>155549245
KEK
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>>155549792
It's what happens when the dialogue is memorable
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>>155548286
Fukken saved
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>>155549792
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>>155545497
lol, the game was clearly rigged for France, France spent a lot of money in Qatar
and they still lost
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>"Speak, rig, and enter"
>What's the Argentinian word for "penalty"?
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>>155563465
>But they were, all of them, deceived, for another rig was made. In the land of Israel, in a zoom call with Trump Tower, the Dark Lord Infantino forged in secret a master rig, to control all matches. And into this rig he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
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>>155563733
>Messi
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>>155563855
>will to dominate all life.
You got lazy there, change "life" to "tournament".
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>released in 1954
>still relevant
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Even the smallest person can change the course of the future
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>>155536272
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>>155539791
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It’s mine. My own. My precious
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>>155550477
>>155557454
>>155565283
kek
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My team has betrayed me
no one passes
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>You would not part an old man from his penalty kicks, would you?
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>>155536285
Kek
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>>155567668
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pass you ball? that doesnt make sense to me.
but then again, you are very small. perhaps you are right.
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>>155567668
Underrated as fuck
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>>155567668
>I told you to take the winger's pass
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>N-
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...
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>42 penalties in a single season? That's not bad for an old man.
>I, myself am sitting pretty on 43
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>>155535700
Bump!
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>>155549628
How is this so terrible but so kekworthy at the same time
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good thread
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>>155567668
sensiblechuckle.jpg
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>They cursed us. “Poacher” they called us. They cursed us and drove us away. Bruno! Bruno! And we wept, tsuuuu. We wept to be so alone.—and cool, So nice for feet, And we only wish, To catch a penalty/ So juicy sweet. And we forgot the team…the sound of the fans…the softness of the wife. We even forgot our own name. My Tsuuuuuuuuuuu.
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I remembered that Tolkien supported fascist Spain.
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>>155582340
>fascist Spain
>fascist
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>YOU
>SHALL
>NOT
>PASS
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>the onside of your ball is somewhat lessened of late
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>I tried to take the goal from Penaldo
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>>155583015
Jej
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>>155582668
decent
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>This is no rabble of mindless ngubus. These are anglo-mutts
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>>155539139
>>155539241
Hearty kek
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>>155582860
>Cancelo is never late, João Neves. Nor is he early, he shoots exactly when he intends to.
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>why didn't the euros simply drive the cars to the stadium?
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YOU
SHALL
NOT
PASS
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>>155583824
Gandalf sarr you shall pass to ronaldo sarr you must pass to ronaldo the goat you bloody benchod bitch bastard
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>He will come to retirement. An image of the splendor of the GOATs of football in glory, undimmed before the breaking of the World Cup
>But you, my Bruno, you will linger on in Manchester and in /mug/, as nightfall in winter that comes without a star
>Here you will dwell bound to your team, getting battered by the Tricky Trees until the long years of your career are utterly spent
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Last night during the half time break I switched channel and I stumbled on a making-of LotR

Weirdly relevant thread
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>>155581958
lmao
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>>155583712
Kek
>>
>Ronaldo: You wish now that our places had been exchanged, that I had died and Jota had lived.
>/sp/: Yes, I wish that.
>Ronaldo: Since you were robbed of Jota, I will do what I can in his stead.
>.......
>Ronaldo: If I make the highlights compilation, think better of me /sp/.
>/sp/: That will depend on your xG and sofascore rating.
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>4 world cups were gifted the germans, the most autistic and efficient beings
>5 to the brazilian lords, the greatest players
>And 2, 2 world cups were gited to the french, who above all else pretend not to care about football...
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>>155584691
>But they were all of them deceived, for another cup was won. Deep in the land of England, in the Fires of Wembley, the Dark Lord Anglo rigged a master cup, and into this cup he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to remind all foreigners of his mediocrity.

>One cup to rule them all.
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>>155584719
>The cup gave to the Anglo unnatural long hope. For sixty years it poisoned his mind, and in the rainy grey gloom of his country, he waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the West, whispers of a nameless tournament, and the World Cup perceived its time had come. It abandoned the Anglo. But then something happened that the cup did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, Lionel Messi, of Argentina.
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>>155584776
>It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, Lionel Messi, of Argentina
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>>155537237
This was funnier back in 2018 when it was used for France
>Whom do you serve?
>DESCHAMPS
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>We could let her do it…yes, she could do it
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>>155584776
>a hobbit, Lionel Messi, of Argentina.
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>I will take it! I will take the WC home... though I do not know the way...
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>>155584843
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>This is no rabble of mindless french. These are le-ngubus. Their skin is black and their kicks strong.
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>>155584776
>>
I could never get into LotR because the power levels sucked
>the Valar were weak to Melkor, who was (kinda) the strongest Valar
>Sauron was like a level below the Valar as a Maiar yet he was allowed to fuck up Middle Earth almost uncontested even though it would've been easy for the Valar to send one of their own to finish him off
>Gandalf is technically on the same power level as Sauron with the ring when he is in his Etapa Blanca form but still, he fears Sauron and leaves it up to the hobbits to destroy the ring (and yes I know why the ring is very hard to destroy)
Whole lot of nothing when it came to the big bads of Tolkien's world.
>>
It's funny seeing polfags trying to get in on the joke.

You know, Lord of the Rings, the story in which all races put their petty differences aside and unite for a common goal against evil?
Media illiteracy award.
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>>155583936
kek
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>So much cards. What can men do against such reckless fouls?
>Run out with me. Run out and meet them.
>For death and glory.
>For our country. For our people.
>The whistle of the ref will sound in Nuremburg, one last time!
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>What about their legs? They don't need those
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>>155585178
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>>155585149
the Valar beat Melkor TWICE and both times it resulted in the world being severely damaged
The wizards took a mortal form Sauron did not, that means the wizards were powered down Sauron was not
besides it's clearly stated that while Sauron is regaining his strength the West is weaker than ever, Arnor was gone so where 7 feet tall nunenorian chads
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>>155536692
Kek
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>>155585175
kino match
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>>155585149
brown things
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>>155539791
Read it in his voice
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>Why did you not pass my king?
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The next WC is in Portugal so he'll bribe teh entire federation if he needs to just to go again.
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>>155585228
The Valar took care of big bad Satan and threw him out of the world, Sauron was clearly not on their level and it wouldnt take the entire Valar host to subdue Sauron yet they chose to do nothing and let Middle Earth handle it to the point that Sauron controlled territory. Its retarded
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>>155585164
Ah yes I love when the Orcs and Easterlings put aside their petty differences and won the war.

Pseud retard award.
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>DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP PENALTIES
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>>155585164
did you forget the part where Easterlings and Haradrim(arabs and turks) fought for Sauron?
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>>155585149
Very brown post
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>They're taking the Argies to Portugal!
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>>155535889
kek
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>Tell me - Where is Italy? For I much desire to speak with him.
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>Tell me, what words of comfort did you give the halfling
>After missing that shot?
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>>155585658
Kek
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>>155585564
KEEEEEEK
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>>155537237
fucking kek
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>>155585564
lol
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>>155585564
Lmao
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>>155535889
Tremendous
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>Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission… quest... tournament… thing.
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>>155536692
Perkele
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Taaapppiiinnssssssssss
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>>155584776
best one in the thread
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>Can you sing Mister Brazilian ?
>Well yes. At least well enough for my own people. But we have no songs for Grand Air Conditioned Stadiums, hydration breaks... and slurpy 0-0 draws.
>Why should your songs be unfit for my VIP box? Come, sing me song.
>Nossa, nossa, assim voce me mata, AI se eu te pego - Ai ai se eu te pego, delicia, delicia..
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this thread is gold

>>155586410
kek
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>>155586410
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>>155586410
HOWLING
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>>155586410
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>>155586410
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>>155570918
lol
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>>155584691
>>155584719
>>155584776
Kino
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>I was there, Gandalf. I was there 10 years ago ... when Portugal took the Euro 2016 title. I was there the day the strength of Ronaldo failed.
>I led Ronaldo into the heart of the French box, where goals are scored, the one place penalties can be awarded!
>It should have ended that day, but Eder was allowed to win it for Portugal. Ronaldo kept his place in the starting eleven so he could statpad against San Marino.
>The line of strikers is broken. There's no strength left in the Portuguese offense. They're scattered, divided, leaderless.
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>Ever you desire to appear lordly and gracious as a winger of old, Bruno. Jota would have remembered his captain's need. He would have brought me a mighty assist.
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>>155585564
Kek
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>>155586878
LMFAO
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>>155585371
They decided to let mankind handle it. If they failed, then that would be their fault.
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>>155570918
>Flick it into the open space! Pass it!
>No
>CHRISTIANOOOOOO
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>>155586842
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>>155585164
LOTR is literally about destroying evil races of darkness to save the West lmao
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>>155586842
>CAST IT INTO THE FIRE! DESTROY IT!
>ISIDOR!!!
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>>155586878
Audible kek
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>>155584776
Fucking kek
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>>155586878
Holy shit
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>>155567668
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boil em, mash em, stick em in a tsuuuuuuuuuu
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>>155587149
Hahahahaha
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Do you know how the French national team first came into being? They were Africans once, taken by the jewish slavers to Europe, tortured and multilated.... A ruined and terrible form of life. Now.... perfected. My fighting Ngubu, whom do you serve?

>DESCHAMPS
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>>155535889
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>>155550477
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>>155586878
Very good
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>>155535889
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>>155583712
Uhhh Tolkeinsisters our response?
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>>155535889
This one is actually gold.
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>>155587149
>tap-in-os, tap em, score em, celebrate em with a tsuuuuuuuuuu
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>>155585372
Orcs are just elves, Easterlings are just men. Both have the chance to do evil, that's the moral.
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>>155536776
Holy based
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Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled 41 year old?
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>>155588041
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>you have my cross
>and you have my header
>AND MY TAP
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>My trainer says Ronaldo still has a part to play in this cup, for good or ill
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>>155535889
heh!
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>>155588448
lel
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>>155535889
>does he seek to humble me with his assist record?
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>>155588448
I'm gonna go with ill on this one. also, best thread on /sp/ right now.
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>>155585178
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>The Horn of Helm Johannesburg shall sound in the deep...
>One. Last Time
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>>155591451
>BWAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>155586410
Jesus Christ
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>I know what it is you saw. For it is also in my mind. It is what will come to pass if you should fail.
>The Tuga fellowship is breaking, it has already begun.
>He will try to claim the goal from you. You know of whom I speak. One by one it will destroy them all.
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>>155535717
The Ring chose (((You)))
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>>155539791
Kek kek kek
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>>155585564
>They were taken by both Slavs and Muslims: Thee country of Bosnia
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>>155586410
>>155586842
>>155586878
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>>155582340
Even more based
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>>155535700
NAGA DAGA THAYA
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>>155582340
Makes sense. Republican Spain and it's militias were anti Catholic
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GET A GAME GOING
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>>155584776
Absolute kek
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>>155587744
No. Orcs are quite literally elves corrupted by Morgothl, they don't have any moral ambiguity.
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>>155586410
Holy fucking kek
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>>155585164
Sound like the Spanish civil war were Conservatives, Christians, Monarchists and Fascists joined forces to get rid of the Republic
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>>155536272
Jgkfkdkdkdkf
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>>155552591
Nuh uh
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>>155593354
you forgot the Anarchists also pretty sure they never joined sides it was just what the fuck
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>>155588269
>>155588448
Jej
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>>155591451
>>155591509
Kek
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>>155536907
I like this one
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>>155550122
underrated post
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>>155591451
>>155591509
Lmao
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>>155585650
>>155585501
>>155585403
>>155585342
>>155584906
>>155584852
Jej
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>>155550477
Best one
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>One does not simply walk into Saint George Floyd™ Stadium. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just negroes. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Mutt is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fentanyl and mobility scooters - the very air you breath is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
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>>155595018
>Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
Ya got lazy at the end. Needs more references to current world cup
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>You may go no further
>You will not enter the FIFA World Cup
>"Who are you to deny us passage?"
>Legolas, fire a warning shot past the Somalian refs ear
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Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!
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>Bruno: I wish Cristiano had never come to us. I wish none of this had happened.
>Memory of Jota: So do all who live to see such elderly players but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the teammates that are given to us.
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>>155582340
You forgot the gigachad and gigafly.
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>My uncle told me a strange thing. He said that you played Eurocup with Figo, my grandfather. But he must be mistaken.
>Your uncle has a good memory, he was only a small child at the time.
>Then you must be at least 30?...35?...You cannot be 40?
>41
>You are one of the Madeirans, a descendant of a deadbeat father, blessed with an eternal Napoleon-complex. It was said your race had passed into legend.
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>>155585164
Right, like all the peoples of Europe uniting to send creatures like you back to the abyss
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>>155598557
lel
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>>155585164
Tolkein was literally a devout Catholic Monarchist who supported the nationalists in the Spanish Civil War, his work is inherently right wing coded
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>>155598557
>>Then you must be at least 30?...35?...You cannot be 40?
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>>155598557
KEKED
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>Bruno: cast your boots into the fire! Retire!
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>>155598557
>I was there Gandalf when the Felipao Portuguese fell to the literal who Greeks.
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>>155585149
Nigga it goes obviously way deeper but the land, Middle earth, is for men to receive, but they have to show their qualities. If Gandalf/Eru would just Deus ex machina everything then mankind wouldnt deserve Middle earth. And this would also not get the best qualities out of mankind, as they bloom in the struggle. To see this clearly, king Theoden is basically the archetype of mankind (not Aragorn). He is corruptable, yes, but also capable of the greatest things, and he is actually likened to a (half)god in the books during his final charge.
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>>155600822
that day was my 9/11. Fucking Charisteas
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>>155596735
kek perfection
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>Excited children: "Goals, Ronaldo, goals!!"
>Ronaldo: doesn't score
>Disappointed children: "Ohh..."
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>>155601560
>Ronaldo: misses a 1-metre tap in 10 seconds later
>The children go apeshit
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best thread
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>>155535889
>Are they booing me?
>No sir, they're saying Booourno, Booooourno
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>>155587256
Based rendition of an old classic
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>There's something down there!
>It's Bruno.
>Bruno?
>He's been claiming penalti for three days.
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>>155603409
>t. Ronaldo's sister on VPN
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>>155603797
>He escaped the dungeons of Al Nassr!
>Escaped... or was set loose?
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>BENCH HIM!
>BENCH HIM, MARTINEZ!
>DON'T TEMPT ME, BRUNO
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>>155586878
KEK
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>>155584776
>>155584719
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>>155604087
Penaldo, he hates and loves the penalty, as he hates and loves himself. He will never be rid of his need for it. Ronnie's career is a sad story. Yes. Ronnie, he was once called, before Madrid found him... before it drove him mad.
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>Who are you? You are no Frenchman.
>Men of the south are welcome here.
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>>155584691
>>155584719
>>155584776
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this fucking thread..
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>Do you remember the Nations League, Mr Ronaldo? It'll be September soon. The injuries will be in blossom. The minnows will be nesting in the groups. We'll be scoring seven goals against Kosovo and San Marino. Do you remember the taste of San Marino, Mr. Ronaldo?

>No Bruno, I can't recall the taste of goals. Nor the sound of penalty whistles, or the touch of silverware. There's no veil between me and international retirement. I can see it with my waking eyes!

>Then let us be rid of it, once and for all. Come on Mr. Ronaldo, I can't carry Portugal for you, but I can carry you! Come on!
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>We're friends of Ronaldo the Great. Can you tell him we've arrived?
>Ronaldo, Ronaldo...ah yes. Elderly chap, great big ego, pointy hair?
>Not seen him on the scoresheet for six months.
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>>155606443
jej
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>Dark have been my dreams of late
>Your feet would remember their old strength better, if you took a penalty
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>>155535889
Lel
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>>155606462
Kek
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>>155606443
>>155606462
Kek
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>>155535700
put me in the screencap, famiglia
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>>155535700
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>What's this? Looks like old pepe has been having a bit of fun.
>Fouled another one, has he?
>[he examines Neymar's body] No... this fellow ain't fouled.
>They graze him with his shin and he goes as limp as a boned fish. That's how he likes to score-fresh penalties. Take him to the penalty spot!
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>>155607159
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>>155606443
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>>155601560
fucking hell
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I'm bored, we've had nothing but slurpy draws for 3 stinking days
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>these are ngubu
>their pace fast and their kicks strong
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>Even the oldest person can change the course of the world cup
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>>155593469
Nah they were in the Republican side (Even including their infighting)
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>>155598557
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>>155604927
>>155606443
>>155606462
Kek
Gem of a thread
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>>155539443
I like this one
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>>155535889
lol
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>>155606462
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I pass the retirement. I will diminish, and go into the penalty box and remain Ronaldo.
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>>155609001
lel
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>This is no rabble of mindless Sudacas. These are the Uruguay. Their bite is thick and their skin is brown
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>>155549628
underrated
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>I can avoid a defender if I wish. But to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.
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>Assit me
>what
>Assist me, I can no longer sprint that distance
>Don't tell Messi
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>>155606898
same.
great thread desu
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They have a cave troll.
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>My dear Silva and Fernandez. Neves and Neto.
>Today is my 41st birthday!
>I don't outpace half of you half as well as I should like, and I pass to less than half of you half as much as you deserve
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>>155610520
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Best thread by a mile.
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>>155610520
Absolute fuego
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>We could let him do it
>Yes, he could do it
>Yes, precious, he could
>And then we takes the credit once it's in!
>Once it's in, shhhhhh
>Come on, Bruno! Long ways to go yet! Cristiano will show you the way! Follow me...
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>>155610015
Topkek
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>>155610848
kek
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Ronaldo: If you ask it of me, I will let you take the free kicks
Bruno: You offer free kicks to me freely...I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.
In place of the tap in merchant, you would have a creative play-maker, not sky high knuckle balls, but accurate and curling like Messi's. Stronger than the foundations of a sports car...all of Portugal shall love me and Jeets on Instagram will despair!
Bruno suddenly laughs...
I pass the test.
Ronaldo: I cannot do this alone...
Bruno: You are the free kick taker, Ronaldo...to take free kicks is to be alone. This task was appointed to you by yourself, and if you do not find a way, Martinez won't change a thing.
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>He has the support of the FPF and the third world.
>We statpadded him against Armenia but cannot keep it for long.
>India shakes. Tsuus, tsuus from the jeets.
>We cannot get rid of him.
>His frame ghosts the penalty area.
>We cannot get rid of him.
>He is coming...
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>>155584852
>the tuuuuuunnel...
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cape verdeans are going to war
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>>155585564
I am dead kek
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>>155606443
Underrated
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>no offside rule,
>would nice and cool,
>so juicy-sweet!
>our only wish,
>a pen and VAR assist
>So juicy-sweet!
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>>155585564
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Legendary thread lads....
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>>155609762
KEK
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>>155544704
Kek’d extremely hard at this
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>>155586878
>You wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had died and Jota had lived
>Yes..I wish that.
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RONALDO CALLS FOR ASSIST
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>>155615896
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>>155549608
lol
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>>155582340
who wouldnt support the facists apart from gay retards
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>Cape Verdeans really are amazing creatures. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you at a pinch.
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>>155615896
He's probably thought this sometime.
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>>155609762
kek
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>>155535889
lmao
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kino /tv/ thread in the sweltering svmmer of /sp/
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>>155617396
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/126657443/#126710754
There is always one.
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>>155617396
it's so hot I can't sleep
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>>155617805
just turn on the AC
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>>155598557
hardest i laughed by far in this whole thread
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>>155606443
hahahahahahahahahaha hilarious
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>>155610848
lel
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>>155598557
the host of numennor
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>>155615896
kek
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>My master, Infantino the Bald, bids you welcome. Is there any in this squad with the authority to hydrate with me?
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>>155584776
Holy fuck I’m crying bruddah.
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>The way is shut. It was made by those who did not qualify, and the Italians keep it, until the next qualifiers come. The way is shut.
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>>155585564
Fucking kekaroo.
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>>155618939
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>>155591509
Fucking jejjing my pants man.
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>>155537237
im brown as fuck but jajajajajjajajajajajjajajajjaja
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>>155610848
HOWLING.
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>>155544704
can any tolkien lore fag explain this , i never understood this phrase isnt aragorn the true "heir/king" of gondor so why the fuck boromir said "gondor needs no king" im not a book reader so any lorefag
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>>155609762
rofl
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>>155598557
LEGENDARY THREAD
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>>155619214
pretty much after the line of gondor king supposedly died off gondor was ruled by the stewards, who were the people who the right hand men of the kings of gondor. Once a supposed man who had the claimed himself as the decedent of the kings of Gondor this aggravated the current steward (denathor) and during the corruptions of the ring most likely enhanced these feelings in boromir as denator especially felt due to the fact that due to the fact that Gondor was ruled by stewards for thousands of years they didn't need someone who supposedly had kings blood
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>>155619214
It's not lore-deep. He's saying that the stewards have been in charge for so long they don't need someone else to come in and take over, things are just fine. He's being a bit delusional
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put me in the screencap
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>>155619556
Isildur was a retard, so that's a point against Monarchy
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>>155604927
Funny
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>This Ngubu fouls so blatantly, we could've carded him in the dark
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kek
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up
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>a shadow lurks in the dark. We cannot get out... Page 10 is coming



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