Their team looks energetic but let's face it, they will crumble when they face england or france
>>155535787You can't. Soccer is coming home!
>>155535787You can't. We have endless money to bribe FIFA. You guys are all fucked.
>>155535787Give me Australia or I retire
>>155535796France sure but England. Has Dallas Cowboy energy. Massive Hype with horrific playoff collapses.
>>155535796England is not France. They are clumsy and awkward enough that we can keep it close with England.
>>155535796>EnglandUnironically we may be the only team that can stop them. We play like it's our super bowl vs them.You should pray we dont unleash the bong menace on you. They're for real this time. They have a /strongmind/ manager.
any level of defending should help
>>155535787Memes aside: USA has about the same chance of winning this cup as France did in 1998.Proofs:-both teams were ranked ~18 going into home WC, neither had won before, although had made it to quarters and even a semi in the past. Both teams had a good mix of ngubus and human playersbtw, I know nothing about soccer
>>155535796England almost got embarrassed by the Argentinians in the Falklands without our help. I think we will be fine.
>>155535787Pretty sure that's not the right number of stars, or did Iran get some of them?
>>155535969You were selling missiles to the argies during that war you backstabbing cunts
>>155535787Order all team who lose to kill themselves in shame.
>>155536016Incorrect. Argie missiles were of French make.
>>155536016Don't think so, Reagan and Maggie were basically fucking (Maggie was the top).They should have, tho. Monroe Doctrine and whatnot
>>155536016>be joke thread>people poking fun at each other>one brit brings up Vietnam amusingly while talking about who can beat America>don't debate him because that is what an angry sperg would do>instead I bring up Argentina and the Falklands>angry brit replies "well askhually we didn't have issues with that war because x y and z"These are the people that tell you that you can't handle bantz by the way
>>155536079I posted Vietnam flag. Idk people are speaking out. Just a bit of banter.
>>155535911USA didnt lose a single battle in Vietnam
>>155536096Your countryman couldn't handle the banter and immediately wanted to start a sperg debate about the war
>>155536079Trust the American to start greentextdumping about perceived injustice of double standards, with no self awareness counter proving the point he's trying to make, like clockwork.
>>155536016It's amazinf the anti-american, communist propaganda yuropoor schools and media teach you retards and you just slop it up like Muslim cum. The Argie missiles were Exocets, which are French. But such facts would be inconvenient for the globohomos in Brussels so why not just blame America instead?
>>155536190We literally ended your empire and humiliated you in the Spanish American war
>>155536190It was just a bit of banter calm down
>>155536101>>155536123I think you're all autistic
man OP is just joking but a few Americans ITT seriously believe their team is good
>>155536101Khe sanh
>>155536232It was just bantz not everything needs to be dude debate me just so you know
>>155536251We saw how badly you played with your geriatric team
>>155536266Lol no.Every single battle, USA won with hilarious K/D ratios.
now just IMAGINE if we cared
>>155536290how is that related to my post
>>155535787>How do we stop them?By playing against them.
>>155535787The Iran team will do it
>>155536315That your team is shit
>>155535796They won't play France until the semi-finals and England until the final. They're probably going to end up playing Belgium and Spain en-route to the semi-finals, if they can beat those two teams then that's actually pretty impressive considering they don't really have any great players aside from a crocked Pulisic. They're just a very well-organised team that are playing out of their skin so far.
>>155536273He's shitposting you bro. He just posted a dabbing frog kek.
>>155536334They couldnt do it last world cup
>>155536347bro calm down. It's not a big deal
>>155535787By making a deal
>>155536360and if I dont?
>>155536382relax m8
england is our only threat in this tournament. see you on july 19th
>>155535787You can't our best players all cross trained in their youth with Basketball and American Football creating speed and pace other countries won't be able to deal with in the coming decades. There are a ton of untapped athletes in this country and the wells are slowly being opened up. We only need 11 players.
>>155536416It sucks that we never are able to get a game against them on July 4th. We came close one time
>>155535787It's impossible to stop them now that they started to care.
>>155535787You can't. HAHAHAHA
>>155536079>Vietnam
The best thing that could ever happen is somehow USA make it to the final vs England and lose.It would genuinely awaken the sleeping giant and we would take over the sportIf we won it would be a one time thing because of hosting
The US crumbles against the first actual opposition they play. Easiest group in the WC considering Turkey absolutely bottled it.
>>155536537
I remember over a decade ago I was in a thread on /sp/ discussing what could be some of the biggest happenings ever on this board.I remember saying if the US ever knocked England out of a World Cup, this board would quite literally become inhospitable for all euros. Like the mods would have to probably split /sp/ into American and European boards because of how American anons would never, ever, let bongs live such a loss down.The fact that such a thing has a nonzero chance of occuring within the next month is crazy to think.
>>155536433ah yes basketball and gridiron, two sports famous for long distance endurance
>>155536433You cant do that because brain is more important than muscles in football
>>155536495https://youtu.be/_3d4wUsOC4A?is=dQn4qY90lvUehWvtUp until now you have only witnessed 1% of my ability to care. Let us see if you can handle 3%. Retard.
>>155536568Every single non-English Euro would find it fucking hilarious if US knocked out England, and would have no butthurt over it in the slightest
>>155536101But you lost the war, which is the only thing that matters
>>155536568>this board would quite literally become inhospitable for all eurosfor Bongs maybe, but yuros will be joining us to laugh at bongs.
>>155536568All non Americans would be so butthurt it would be great and honestly we should do that split anyway. Sick of seeing their poverty threads
>>155535787It's over for Pulisic, their best player
>>155536564It is uma delícia so jokes on you
>>155536588Our Captain is White and American Ngubu's instinctively submit to their tactical might.We also have the mighty American Light Skin a new more powerful breed of Ngubu.Not to mention our Whites have Ngubu aggression from being around dangerous animals as well as the American Wild Life.
>>155536647The only joke is you eat that shit
>>155536101True. It was the pro-communist democrats who abandoned South Vietnam
>>155535787These are the world cup semi final games, it's rigged for tv markets that are most important to FIFA
>>155535787By memeing Iran vs USA into a reality
>>155536592Can't lose a War when you never declared War. America hasn't declared a real War since 1941.You're not wrong we failed all objectives but on paper it was just a military action. Getting into the weeds if the USA was fighting a real war it would have been WW3 and nobody really wanted to commit they just wanted to sell guns.
>>155536016and we sold you weapons too and gave you the most important thing which was information with our satellites. If not for us the Falklands would have been more embarrassing for you than it already was
>>155536632Meh he gets another week off thanks to Turkey blundering. He'll be back for the first knockout game.
>>155536694America and their new Super Best Friend Forever Iran we signed a treaty no take backs ignore the concessions!You're alright France.
>>155536016It's was just a little Bantz.
>>155536662No, we eat macaco, which is uma delica by the way!
>>155536662It's actually Angolans who eat monkeys, not us. Bettynho Zirigdum is Angolan. We just play along because it's funny.
>>155536745Don't eat Umas...
>>155536745It's uma disgusting and uma subhuman>>155536750nope above Braziil anon admits to eating and enjoying it. Can't do this deflection sorry. Nice try.
>>155535787>Australia loses 2-1 to France in 2018>France win the 2018 World Cup>Australia loses 2-1 to Argentina in 2022>Argentina win the 2022 World Cup>Australia loses 2-0 to America in 2026We're using our Asian magic to rotate through conferences until Asia wins a world cup. The curse began when Australia popped the first ball of the tournament in 2018. The Argentina and America games both had own goals to lock in the curse.It's soccer. It took us a long time to get here... but it's soccer.
>>155536433Your star player moved to Europe as a teenager and developed there.Your striker spent his entire childhood in England in the Arsenal academy, then got poached to represent the USA when he had a good season in France.The reason USA are good now is because your players have actually specialised in football and learnt their trade in Europe. That's not a bad thing, it's what every other decent footballing nation does (including South America) and the USA are just finally catching up to everyone else.
>The only joke is you eat that shit
>>155535811Americans always think money alone is the key; an understandable but telling New Money mistake.
American soccer fans are delusional
>>155536853dat bih gah doe
>>155535787I missed the game with us and australia because I was sleeping, and then I missed the after game gloating because I was at work overnightI just want to say:All of you who said we were saying we don't care about soccer before the game to have a cope in case we lost were wrong, we really don't care and just came here because this is like an /int/ special event of once in a lifetime shitposting bonanza being a WC held in burgerlandEven half of the Australia posters were saying they didn't care and I think most of them weren't coping eitherAnd I still don't really care but GET FUCKED YOU UPSIDE DOWN POUCHED WEB FOOTED WANKAS WE SCORED 2 BING AND YA SLURPED!!
>he is so mad about his monkey soup he stopped replying to mekek
>>155535957France had multiple players who won at the highest level in Europe. Champions League winners. Premier League Winners. Serie A winners.USA has great team spirit but it's not enough by itself.
>he is so mad about his monkey soup he stopped replying to me
>he is still seethingkek
>>155536958>Champions League winners. Premier League Winners. Serie A winnersWho cares? World Cup is the only trophy that matters so those are basically meme trophies.
>>155536958USA have a Champions League winnerOne who had 2 G/A in the semifinals vs Real Madrid
>>155536848Lionel Messi moved to Spain when he was 13 and was developed by Barcelona what is your point? That's the new Meta. Europe has the infrastructure and size to develop our players for us.
>>155536848/American Talents/ recognized this 7 years ago with talents and their concentrated autism actually got Balogun when they coordinated a spamming of USA flags on his Instagram. He openly has said seeing all those flags on his Instagram helped him make his decision.We will identify your /talents/We will spam them with flagsSleep well
>>155536537>>155536564>>155536647Sopa de macaco, uma delícia
>>155537145They laughed at us for 6 years. They are no longer laughing.
>>155537145Proof that when Americans concentrate, and collaborate on a singular goal that absurd levels of autism are possible. Imagine if the country cared.
>>155535787Just a pleasant reminder we WILL invade your country, steal your leader and tariff you if you even THINK about scoring against us. Trump demands a win. It isn't coming home, it's already here.
>>155537145Our autism literally got Balogun to play for USAThey laughed at /American Talents/ for years too
>>155535911>Northern Ireland
>>155536806Interesting
>>155535957Hmmm
>>155536632He's fine. He said he could've played vs Australia if it was a knockout game.
>>155535969>England almost got embarrassed by the Argentinians in the Falklands without our helpBWA-HAHAHAHA!Also, picrelBWA-HAHAHAHA!
It's way better for them to build themselves up like this as it will only make their eventual misery all the sweeter
How can American fans cheer for a British Nigerian while claiming he is so good because of American sports he never played?How can these American posters be so retarded you ask?The answer: The only fans of American soccer are either>deranged communists who only started caring 6 or 7 years ago as a way to own chuds.>or people that have never cared about soccer, know nothing about it, and just want to fun post hurr durr USA #1Anyone here that played club soccer growing up is more a fan of whatever country their parent or grandparent is from. They root for the US when their playing as anyone would but dont take it seriously.Reminder that the American team is the "us-Mens-nt" because it is a political statement first and a soccer team second. Anyone that puts effort into it is a federal government sucking freak that should be mocked and ignored.
>>155538437*blows smoke*Shut up faggot. Soccer is coming home.
nigga they have 50 world cups it's impossible
you can't stop >uswe have our own anime intro:>USA vs Australia (America's Anime Intro)https://on.soundcloud.com/SmGzOdef4bVSii8jnC[LYRICS]>Australian women slurpo on me peepee>they love my accent>and they are kinky>bro...>STINKY>IT'S TIME FOR THE FUCKING HYDRATION BREAK>POWERED BY POWERADE>AND AIDS>kino and soul out here in Seattle>Burgers and Bruce- (brews)>locked in uncaring battle>kino and soul out here in Seattle>Burgers and Bruce- (brews)>locked in uncaring battle
>>155538580>USAs official victory Playlist has Livin on a Prayer and Country Roads on itYeah I'm thinking we're the good guys.
>>155535787Only Argentina has a chance at out-rigging the riggers.
>>155535787Brazil is not even participating at this World Cup. This is 'Italy-2'.
>>155535787I like the fresh and untainted amateur football they're playing. It's energetic, fast and agressive and really fun to watch.I sincerely doubt they will make it past France or Germany tho.
>>155537223>cant win against a toll both and has to pay billions to the "enemy" to fix their fuckupyour military is a joke run by an alcoholic newscaster
>>155535787You don't. The US won Olympics hockey and now we're about to win soccer. USA #1 even at sports we don't care about>>155535811this and also we can just deport the star players from the opposing team.
>>155538511Case in point.This weirdo doesn't even know why the English say "Its coming home" or why it makes no sense for him to say it about the US.>inb4 he was pretending to be retarded
>>155535796t. King George III
>>155538814Don't care, it (the trophy) is coming home (to the US).All other hidden meanings are irrelevant because USA is in charge.
Yeah but cmon 95% of Americans posting about winning are being ironic and the euros think we're being literal
>>155538437>or people that have never cared about soccer, know nothing about it, and just want to fun post hurr durr USA #1
>>155538992This is true... but some of us are starting to secretly believeIf somehow we make it to semifinals the crowd would be unlike anything ever witnessed, you never know.
>>155538814Didn't ask.
>>155539019The Seattle crowd caused two earthquakes yesterday. Literal earthquakes. We should play every game there.
>>155539042well Beastquake himself was at the game yesterday
If Greece won the Euro using a hybrid style of upstart players, would it really be impossible to do similar on home soil?We have the perfect manager who's gotten very close to shocking the world before. USA has always overperformed at the world cup. This might be the perfect storm with us being host.
hurl donuts on the pitch
>>155539083I really hope we get Spain, I think there's doubt in their camp, and theyre viewed originally as the main favorite. The entire country would be up for it. We already shocked them once in 2009. We do not want the autistic Germans, or France, etc
>>155535787When did they lose two states?Is this part of the negotiated settlement with Israel?
>>155539083>perfect manager>solid group of players in their prime with experience>USA always overperforms at the World Cup>Home field advantage>Meme magicGenuinely why not the semifinals?
>>155535787we're the only ones who've stopped them before
>>155539121We had Germany in 2002 quarterfinals and we got refballed so hard
>>155535787Start NFL season early
>>155536592They didn't lose the war either. The US deep state accomplished everything it wanted to.
>>155536564is it really important to the dish to keep the monkeys fuckin boiled head in the soup like its Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?
>>155539178LMAO!
>>155537059They also have multiple World Cup winners, fancy that?
>>155538814>you shouldn't cheer for your home country and have fun because you and the rest of the US doesn't care about soccer like everyone elsegod you sound like such a faggot.
>>155538912>>155539032Dilate
>>155537424Das rite they englands bitch
>>155539467Why are you so mad? Is it becauae we're sitting starters against Turkey?
>>155539447He sounds like a foreign tourist taking advantage of being in America.
>>155539467bad bot.It's coming home, like it or not.
>>155536016Didn't happen but we should have donated more
>>155539328Hasn’t the Canadian team beaten the American team like 3 times now
>>155541362no they havent
>>155541362The only way that matters now is if Canada comes in 3rd place of their group or they both reach the Quarter or Semi Finals.
>>155535787You wait.Feels like almost every WC Americans come out looking like world beaters then they fuck up or don't even bother showing up to a key game and shit the bed.
>>155536568Even crazier is the possibility of that game happening on the Fourth of July in the 250th anniversary of the nation’s birth in the city of the nations birth, Philadelphia. There’s a non-zero chance of that happening.
