Netherlands dominating.God it feels good being fucking unstoppable.
I see now why peasants seethe at us so badly
>>155541406Just an evening stroll for an /elite/ team
>>155541406Gentlemen, its been too long
Swedish woman
Gentleman.
>>155541406Netherlands isn't even playing
>2-0 alreadyWELL WELL WELL
The FIFA Globohomo wants to censor us all.
>>155541406most embarrasing meme in /sp/'s history
>>155547431hahahaha seething
>>155547431But enough about what your parents said about you when you became a meme.
>>155547518kek
>>155547518lmfao
>>155547518lol
>>155547518pmsl
>>155547518rofl
>>155541406Evening gentlemen. Looking forward to your matches
>>155547518sent him packing
>>155547518killshot
>>155547518haha
>>155547518cooked that pig
BROTHERS
WELL WELL WELL
>>155547518Bodied that dinosaur
>>155547518>Urugay
well done brother
Another great succesa for the /elite/
Cheers lads
How can the Dutch be SO based?>tallest humans>Whites humans>Blue eyes>Blond>Largest cocks>Coolest language>Best unhealthy snack foods
>>155548727>Best unhealthy snack foodsDamn straight.>Coolest languageDamn lies.
>>155548727>Coolest languageNobody (not even us) says this
>>155548764>>155548755I look like this and speak like this and sound cool like this
>>155548727We do not have the coolest language. Not even close
>>155548727>Coolest languageit sounds like a Scouser suffering a stroke
>>155548824I would've agreed if you said a German having a stroke, but a Scouser? That's just fucking rude.
>>155548824>>155548823Coolest language, by quite a large margin
>>155548824lolllll
that was easy
>>155541406You are from Pakistan, sir
>>155548727no lies detected here
>>155548755>>155548764>>155548823Can't believe you guys actually bought into the American psyop that Dutch isn't a cool language.
>>155541406>switzerland>tied qatar 1-1>moortugal>tied dr. congo 1-1"""Elite"""
>>155549006It's kinda ugly and terrible for dirty talk. Could be worse thoughbeit, at least it's not French or Swedish
>>155549006Being a country of polyglots and having ears isnt being psyopped
>>155548870no, for real dutch sounds like a scouse accent>guttural "kh" sound like you're hawking a spit>rhotic r occasionally >nasal>V is pronounced F
>>155549092Ik vind je kanker lekker
>>155549092Our cursewords are kankergoed though
>>155549142Neuk mijn poesje. Oh ja. Zuig mijn pik lekker wijf. Blegh.>>155549153Dat is kankerwaar, maar kanker moet je bewaren voor een goed moment anders klinkt het gewoon kankerasociaal.>>155549124Now I'm sad.
>>155548824yesthats why its the coolest
>>155549124That's only Hollandic Dutch. Flemish sounds way nicer
>>155549092Dirty talk is never any language at its best.>>155549116Go read some Drs. P, or tell me that any music written by Lennaert Nijgh isn't way better than anything the English or Germans can come up with.
>>155549058heh... just charging up
>>155549092>set everything to english by default because i never speak dutch on the internet outside of my friends>random sentence still get autotranslated in dutch or slip through the site's selected language
nothing personal 5weden
>>155549226AMAI>>155549266Not wrong but Jesus Christ dirty talk in Dutch is laughable. As it, it seriously makes me laugh with how stupid it sounds. I just stay quiet during sex, not that I've often had it but you know what I mean.
is there any other language in which you can add a couple letters to a word to make it smaller like we can in Dutch? That already makes it superior
>>155549337EY MEISJE. EY PSSSS MEISJE
>>155549337Spanish and Russian also do this. Samenstellingen are what I think really help elevate a language to greatness, the amount of vocabular power afforded by just being able to slap words onto each other is not to be underestimated. Would be even better if Dutch had kept grammatical cases but if you're not a coward you can still use them today.
>>155547518>>155547719>>155547748>>155547800>>155547819>>155547847>>155547915>>155547959>>155547995
>>155549006It's our fault, TBF. English being the lingua franca + Dutch being the closest relative to old English + a tradition in English of latinate words being for the educated and saxonate words for children = the Dutch sound like they're speaking childish gobbledygook to a majority of the world
>>155547431>U R GAY
>>155547518Put him on suicide watch
>>155547518KWAB
>>155549323based
>>155541406Good game
>>155547518atropelated
