Côte d'Ivoire edition
>come watch german football>it's african
rolling for muttsiala getting its leg broken again
>>155554383rolling
kwab
Hitler predicted this
>>155555487Quasimodo*>>155555555
I have a feeling our pundits are drunk
LolLmao
Hatewatches aren't comfy
fuck Germany Hitler would be pissed if he saw the genetic makeup of this team
Will Germany try to lose to Ecuador if they lost tonight?
don’t worry Germanybros, we will win it for you.
>>155555889Oh no, we made Hitler sad!
>>155555794used to be somewhat of a normal thing in our sports
>>155549938Deutschland deutschland unter alles
Deutschland is definitely scoring The question is: when?
>>155555889Yeah he would be so pissed he'd go back to his basement and shoot himself again.
Man, I'm exhausted after celebrating Juneteenth yesterday
>>155555998Disappointed anon not sadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vupzqjo1QrA
Germany deserves this L because of how they treated Jewish peopleThey've still never apologised for making jewish people work manual labour for a few years
>>155556050i thought zayu is male
>>155556071>various Muslim screeching
Good ref for Rüdiger, but bad for anyone that wants to play football.
>>155556050>The question is: when (the ref will count it)
>>155556160Hitler said Islam would have been ideal over Christianity.
Germany might be doing this on purpose, yeah?
>>155556085Juwhatnow?
>>155556085me too. drank way to much lean and at way too much fried chicken and watermelon. could barely keep it together for the big dice game in the alley with Tyrone.
>>155556226>more Muslim screeching
>>155556237All part of the plan. Another 7-1 incoming
>>155556237is finishing 2nd better in this group going forward?i havent looked at the bracket yet
Fucking hell Germany...
>>155556290Your favourite dead politician was a fan of Islam, you're clueless.
>>155556297First plays France in Ro16Second plays France in Ro32Third seems to get a easier bracket
>Rudeblackperson playing in 2026Lol. Lmao, even.
Are Germany the England of this WCAbsolute shambles
>>155556226Yeah, for whites to justify wars, he didn't mean he wanted a bunch of third world inbreds flooding Europe, Abdul
>>155555297>>The beloved gummy bear was invented in Germany in the 1920s by Hans Riegel, the founder of Haribo.I was gonna make a Jack and the Bean stalk joke and then I realized that story is clearly english and I'm too lazy to make a hansel and gretel one. Thinking about it now though european folktale sure is filled with stories about eating children
>>155556344There was a time when the educated upper class types of Europe loved Islam
>>155556344>"derka derka Mohammad jihad"
>>155556297i assume there is quite a bit of statisticfag BS going into this one. i can see many of the teams trying to start doing le 4D chess shenanigans, at this point in the cup.
germans shitting themselves
what's going on with euro teams?
>>155556157Pic related >>155556205CAT MIAAAAAU
>>155555925Germany vs France kino
This is not the Germany I know. Where are all the techy powerhouses in midfield with rocket shots on them?
wirtz' passing is diabolical
HOW'S HE MISSED
>>155556422only because toffs hate women and are inherently homosexual
Havertz kinda shit so far.
>>155556411Literally no difference between saying that and Hitler coming out and saying Europe should have converted to Islam.>>155556439Are you quoting Hitler now?
There WILL be a goal with Diallo setting it up from the right
our defense is so fucking bad holy shitany team actually competing for the cup is gonna put like 4 behind us
>>155556528Blacks
>>155556226He wasn't great at wars
>>155556415Euro folketales are extremely cool. it's one of the few things Goymerica has adopted fully and unironically- via media.
Anyone have the banner of germany pounding brazil 7-1? Only banner I see from the phone is schizoposting
Does anyone else find it funny how your commentators pronounce players name? They pronounce Havertz as Havartz
>>155556549>"sherpa sherpa bakara jihad"
>>155556375but with germany having 3 points right now, and we dont count this game yet, getting third is tricky compared to 1st or 2nd
>HavertzFucking hell
The fraud check is unreal
>>155556415Haribo gummy bears are so fucking good
>>155556549Hitler wasn't religious, he preferred islam because it promotes war while christianity promotes pacifism.But muslim population globally were considered brown trash, racially inferior
Kinda unsettling how Germany dominate very game they've played after 2014 and yet they're still choking somehowWho cursed them?
>>155556479A new power is rising! To CUM and to WAAAAAARRR!!!
shoot the ball you giant chimp
This left back is getting destroyed
I saw a lot of nice teen girl asses at Aldi today and just stared at them. The Amish men were staring at me.
>>155556684>he preferred islamYeah I know.
>Virtz>HavertzWho WRITES this shit?
Holy shit they are going to score again soon
>>155556691they're not dominating shit here you dumb leaf
>>155556415One love bruddah
>tfw 2 Turkish defeats
>>155556399I knew their playstyle reminded me of some other team. They seem smart/technical but can't handle fast, pacy africans.
Why is germany playing so bad?
this nmecha lad has prevented things from spiraling out of control for his team
Looking forward to the hydration break so I can get a cuppa . Yanks have got to me
>>155556768technically 3 if we count Uzbekistan too right?
>>155556684>muslim population globally were considered brown trash, racially inferiorFun fact 90 later they still are.
>>155556415>Thinking about it now though european folktale sure is filled with stories about eating childrenPuts "pass the dutchie on the left hand side" into a new context.
Does Wilfred Zaha not play for ivory coast?
>>155556734Yes they're being mogged right now
>>155549938Wtf is happening with the stadiums in Canada?>matches in US: stadiums full>matches in Mex: stadiums full>matches in Canada: Norwood Reaper VSo many empty seats
>>155556778i say it's part of the plan. or they're experimenting.
>>155556411>didn't mean he wanted a bunch of third world inbreds flooding Europehe 100% would've done that if it made germany bigger, from 1943 on germans were all in for hiring swarthoids, and most of the western german officials importing turks and nafris in the 60s and 70s were "former" nazisthinking nazis fought for white race is falling for most basic propaganda, it's like thinking america is fighting for democracy and freedom
Turkey finishing 4th, Germany losing to Ivory Coast (not even an "underserved" loss they are playing better), all these shock results. What the fuck is happening this wc?
>>155556778They are losing the mental game, getting desperate. Also they have broken formation.
>>155556719Brown hitler worshippers are hilarious
Germany getting pumped.
>>155556778What about this performance is actually shocking to you?
I've got stuffed waffles to eat
>>155556860Not brown and I don't worship Hitler.
>>155556856turks being exposed is not a shock result
>>155556684>But muslim population globally were considered brown trash, racially inferiorand still are to this day just look at the UK their latest caliphate
>>155556856it actually might be a good one
>>155556841not getting their half time snacks fast enough to get back to their seats
its time
>fan with afrosoul
>>155556790Drinking tea as we speak
>>155556818I remember that advert with sports panties and you could see the outline of his BBC. Very empowering.
>>155556856Wait till we beat Messi on Monday.
>>155556778he does according to wiki, they just didnt call him up this timeprobably saw his latest team is in MLS and they noped the fuck out
Is this considered comfy-adjacent?
>>155556856it's like the Premier League where all the traditionally weak and mid teams are all way more competitive now. pretty much every African team is just swarming with world class players developed in European teams
>>155556856Turkey and Germany are not great teams at all, they’ve not performed in tournaments for like 10 years, the only issues is overrating them coming in and thinking pumping Curaçao meant something
>Rudiger's dumbass 40 yard shots
If it wasnt for mechatron we would be getting raped rn>>155556860True but youre a slav..>>155556917It absolutely was, most people even here had them top of the group. And they didnt play too badly either, its just they had 0 finishing and some real bad luck
>>155554881
>>155556790knew we were on to something. i'm getting dronk. cheers.
>>155556790Gooood goooood let the hydration flow through you....
Why did they accomodate Leroy Sane is the question
>>155556856>be shit last tournaments>change nothing>still shit>wtf how is this possible
>>155556956just finishing up a cuppa myself. Ejoying my afternoon.
>>155556877I thought Nagelsmann was a gegenpressing rock and roll football genius so typical of the land of philosophers
>>155556946Sane is too retarded to play wide and cross
>>155556841Lol I forgot there were games in Mexico and Canada, in my mind it was in US period.
>>155556856>Turkey finishing 4thYou couldn't possibly be surprised by this outcome, unless...
>>155556963Never speak to me again
>>155556845Maybe too relaxed due to the 7-1 win>>155556877The fact that one of the european powerhouses is not only losing to an average african team but is playing really bad in defence and is not able to do anything
>these subsGRIM
>>155557003I'm not worshipping hitler, just giving the little paki some context
>good team>resorting to dive ball against ivory coastSorry germany cucks, your team is fucking dog shit and it wont be coming home.
>>155556941Sure but even fatass Americans and Mexicans don't have that problemI've never seen such a sparse looking stadium so far
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me St. PauliOr I'll retire
shame this good looking kits are wasted on this shit German team
>>155556967 meant for >>155556818
Why does Nagelsmann hate my nigga Stiller?
How do I get a ivory coast gf as a blackanon?
cmon you can't be going down that easyivory coast is getting away with a bunch but don't make it worse by diving
A beautiful German kit worn by shit players.
>>155557133I've seen it at some US stadiums (or maybe it was actually Canadian and I couldn't tell) but nowhere near as bad as this one
>>155557208are you gonna do this bit til the end of the world cup?
We are witnessing black excellence. Sit up. Listen.
>>155557121Don’t know a single one of these shitters lol, Germany used to be able to bring Gotze on
>>155557215eh it's a poor pastiche of the original.
lads I don't think posting in the sticky spammed with half-naked women is good for me
>>155557183But hes the CP king. CP legend if you will
>>155557082Why are we acting like Turkey was expected to finish last this is revisionist history at its finest. Their floor was round of 32 and ceiling quarterfinals and MAYBE a semifinals. Theres a reason everyone is laughing at them. Not like Haiti no one rated in first place
I miss when people with names like Schweinsteiger were on the German team
>>155557259Pretty much yeah
German mullatos getting rekt by pure BBC bulls
>>155557089>european powerhouse2014 was more than a decade ago anon, since then they are only a diversity powerhouse
New rule - you can only post in /comfy/ if you're experiencing a heatwave. Hydration bro's..
Sorry for derailing a bit but give me ideas for future prompts (if you know what I'm talking about)
Germany can win this. I believe.
musiala and wirtz are absolute frauds
>>155557130Mah bad
What the, Ivory Coast's centre back is wearing number 7!?
Tucked shirts look so much better
>>155557223That was a Canadian game too, they have the smallest stadiums as well.
Havertz man how shit is this dude.
>>155557295It's only their second ever World Cup (and this is with the expanded format) and they don't get anywhere in the Euros either. There wasn't any basis for it other than speculation about their players.
>>155557338Is 88 F, 60% humid good enough?
>Black goalieNot even once
Anybody drink sparkling ice? If you do, what is your fav flavor?Im liking the live savers pack flavors and looking for more
>>155557316How dare you reduce a king to merely a name
We /murderball/ now
For me it's Eleven Angels
>>155557089Côté d’Ivoire is a top African team and Germany are utterly mid in Europe and haven’t done anything since 2016 except statpad against shitters on occasion
>>155556854It's not about the details, but what he represents, and Hitler represents the ultimate purity of Europe, especially from the modern-judeo point of view. What he actually believed is irrelevant, because he's essentially the avatar of the white race.
>>155557223nah, American stadiums/cities have been absolutely rocking so far. don't know about Canada. Mexico has been nuts more outside the stadiums/the parties. but nothing can compete with the insides of the American stadiums so far. Seattle was especially nuts.
I went to a Juneteenth block party to see that Ivory coast is winning. We’re so back african bros
>>155557327Let this be a lesson to Germany: never trust (((lightskins))) with anything. White women are soul-sucking wraiths that ruin everything they touch, including their own spawn.
>The ethnic Germans in the stands looked from Ivory Coast to Germany, and from Germany to Ivory Coast, and from Ivory Coast to Germany again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
>>155557356They're not very strongmind players, it must be said
>>155557426damn thats kinda cool for summer. it was 93 today.>germany stinks>spain stinksGreat world cup
>>15555733838°C today, still bare chest as I type
>>155557406can only penalty
>whole team rolling around the grassplease break their legs so they can do it for real
the ref is a weird guy
>>155557279I always go there, then instantly regret it
They're worse than Turkey. They can't even get a shot out
<—totally worth the red card
>>155557416Must be a media created narrative then, I watched the ITV stream last night and i heard dark horse a couple times even after the game
This German team is so fucking uninspiring They're going out against any mid to decent side like Norway or Colombia
>>155557462my money on prison xi
>>155557569
wheres drogba
Germany is getting buck broken
>>155557576But Ivory Coast is actually a good team
That Brown is absolute shit
>>155557572They were a genuine dark horse in 2002, but still they just never qualified otherwise.
>>155557338it's 25 degrees and it's midnight
Far too many people posting. This is NOT comfy.
>>155557626I don't see many Germans playing
did he die?
>american dad but he doesn't have any contact with him
>>155557472We should’ve saved Seattle for the finals. It would give us the most home field advantage.
>>155557649had a check up by this guy and he was solid. Recommended him to every old lady I know.
Can we get a yellow for simulation?
Can they really kwab for a third time in a row?
>grass diving
Absolute shithousing from this keeper
Kind of fucked up they're making fans visit Toronto for this. Cruel and unusual
>>155556636CHADmalians are sucking you dry and you won't do shit. Amerifoids are bvilt for BMC, I would know, I slayed nonstop in the Midwest with cute white girls lol
>>155557469>quarter-jewish failed artist homo who killed himself is perceived as the avatar of the white racewhat went so wrong?
FRIENDLY FIRE
>Go for a cross>Fuck it up>Fall down>Stay down>Free kickEasiest postion to play in the sport
>>155557649have you seen the level of autistic speedposting on the sticky?
>>155557623stopping wars o algo
I apologise for calling the subs grim
CIVbros...
sale boche
wow
>>155557623Couldn’t make it. We have Pogba and Drogba 2 though.
>>155557726Bad newsThere is a exploit that allow goalkeeper to do it and not face the same consequence, the rule does not apply to them.Also GOOOOOOOOL
>>155557716We need the equivalent of ((())) but for black people instead of Jews. Maybe brackets work to represent jail cell bars. [[[American]]] dad
Oh fuck's sake, the get was right
Based. Told ya. Now go and win it.
How are we holding up?
OH NO NO NO ELEPHANTSISSIES
Ah shit too much memery from the keeper
>roll around on the ground like a faggot>immediately get scored onDESERVED
>Hearts of Iron 1 - 1 Civilizationwe got a game now
>germany scord
>1-1GOALYPOW!
Ivorybros...
normally i'd be happy to see a 'european' team level against a foren team. but you know.
WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>155557928goddamn i keep getting baited by this and forgot to check the name of poster
This thread was mufa
I JUST SAW THE GERMAN COSCH MAKE A "JERKING OFF" MOTION AS HE WALKED BACK TO THE BENCH.Did anyone else see that?
>>155557780Oh well, guess you're just going to go extinct then, enjoy your Africans.
>>155557773At least you admit you are Muslims so that's a start
pretty sure I saw this German coach at the local techno party
Referee on shambles not able to find a way to disallow the goal
>>155557631There's nothing remarkable about them
>>155557721100% true. it felt like one of the greatest holidays i have ever seen having it here. extremely fucking loud
HYDRATION BREAK NOWGermans gaining far too much momentum
oh we're pushing right nowtime for a hydration break :^)
did I miss the hydration break?
>>155558019BBC card - revoked
>>155558121Kino and wholesome
Havertz is cheeks
I missed the hydration break or they skipped it ?
Blackanons, give Ivory Coast your energy!
Did we win against some starving shithole country yet? My Jochen neighbor was going JA! JA! JA! JA! JA! JA! JA! with the gayest Fußballjochenvoice imaginable.
GERMANY, ONE MORE GOAL PLEASE
Finally the Hydration break
>>155558027Joel HANS Embiid
its fucking joever. Its going to be 7-1 at this pace. WE need a good hydration here.
J"AI UNE PUTAIN DE SOIF !
>>155558218Undav with an equaliser
I'm so thirsty lads, need a break
which team is germany? both team have only niggers on the pitch
>>155558144I love celeste
Hydrating myself with a coca cola.
everyone go pee quick, grab some food, and grab some drink(all at once)
>>155558191they are now hydrating
>>155558218>I so don't care, I have to post on /sp/ about it
>>155558157[USA vs Australia (America's Anime Intro)]https://voca.ro/15kYbWYqZSYJ[LYRICS]>Australian women slurpo on me peepee>they love my accent>and they are kinky>bro...>STINKY>IT'S TIME FOR THE FUCKING HYDRATION BREAK>POWERED BY POWERADE>AND AIDS>kino and soul out here in Seattle>burgers and bruce->locked in uncaring battle>kino and soul out here in Seattle>burgers and bruce->locked in uncaring battle
HYDRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155558103>You can either worship some homo or go extinctfeels like a false alternative tbdesunazism wasn't even ideologically consistent, can't it be fascism instead?
I just hope its not the netherlands france or england who destroy us in the ko stage
White men rise up
>>155558095at least he didn’t cover his mouth whiledoing it
>a sand nigger just score for the german teamkek
ivory coast scored immediately after the last hydration break. they are specialists in hydration
IVORY COAST WIN FOR JUNETEENTH!!!!
Well it was fun while it lasted
umm there were some gays there
Again gonna harp on this, you have a goal at 68’, that’s a natural stoppage at LITERALLY THE EXACT TIME of the scheduled hydration break. WHY would you not stop the game at that point for the players to take their break? Why start it just for a minute or two only to immediately stop it again? It’s so stupid and poorly done
>>155558218So mad
>>155558365Hitler, the Islam lover, would be happy about it.
GIVE REVERSE IRELAND YOUR POWER \0/\0/\0/\0\0/\0/\0/\0\0/\0/\0/\0\0/\0/\0/\0\0/\0/\0/\0\0/\0/\0/\0\0/\0/\0/\0\0/\0/
>>155558124>>155558157>>155558191Kek we're already hooked
>>155558157he's living comfy
>>155558052
>>155558309based
>hydration break
>>155555555
>>155558362Facing France is basically given
>turks score 0>kurds score 1 for germanyIt's over for turkbros, kurdistan seceding
I got some leftover watermelon and I really want to eat it but my baby niece is coming over tomorrow and I dont think she ever had any and I want to see how she likes it. but now this watermelon is taunting me.truly I am the most torturted soul alive
Damn, Ivory coast queen looking tasty
>>155558373the amount of seethe about water breaks if they pull it off
>>155558309why do mexicans love coca cola so much?
>>155558486meme magic at work.
Soccer fans by like "I don't want to see players properly hydrated"
Need me a KWEEN lads, I've got jungle fever
AM SACK VON UDO
>>155558517native americans love sugar
>england gets mr brightside>USA gets living on a prayerwhat song should they play to stop the german fans from booing the hydration break? one where they cant help but sing along
Amad off?
I just hope the German Bayern players can recover mentally after this world cup. >>155558469What happened here? Looks pretty real
we hydrated. time for the 4th quarter
>>155558572they can get water if they faint on the pitch
>>155558506see, since she never had one, she wouldnt know what she is missing out, therefore you should eat it
>>155558517Mexican coke (made with cane sugar) is superior.
>>155558517Too low iq to refure marketing. Some genuinely believe Nestle's shit chocolate Abuelita is great chocolate.
>>155558645Capybaras rule so much, need to pet one one day
>>155558630hey baby by dj ötzi
>>155558677>made with cane sugarWhat's the alternative?
>>155558677yeah but drinking it to basically replace water though??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqnUohxXV0I
The gods must be cray cray
>>155558745hfcs
>>155558572Footballs fans be like 'I don't want the American optimisation for maximum ad revenue at the cost of match flow with Danza Kuduro blasting in the stadium'
>>155558572How many dehydration deaths did we have before these extra ad breaks
>>155558630Horst wessel
>>155558745HIGH FRUCTOSE GOY SYRUP
>>155558630DU HAST
the amount of people simulating injuries in this game is unreal
>>155558731oooh that's an interesting pickbut surely a little too old and not that timeless? would zoomies be into it?
>>155558641just typical AEW garbage
>>155558745corn
>>155558773Yeah but they're giving you 90 minutes of entertainment they don't also have to be thirsty the whole time
>>155558745Fructose or some lab mystery sugar.
>>155558745Corn syrup or a mystery sugar 0-calory substitute
The fact that there's an American on the German team just shows how far they've fallen
>>155558824kek still tony.
>>155549938Germany will lose
>>1555587736 million gassed by the sun in Qatar.press F for my nigga Gaddafi...
>>155558677Not true for a while, the ingredients include "Added sugars" (Sugar and HFCS)
>>155558302Hard to see with your Mongolian slanty eyes innit?
Just realized I was sitting here watching the game with my mouth covered while on voice with my friends cheering for GermanyIs that a card?
Cote this, capo that...What happened to speaking ENGLISH?
>>155558830there is a 15 mins break after 45 mins (+5), this is not a movie theater without break
Havertz must've lost like 20 possessions today.
Ummm … what did Trump mean by this?https://x.com/CervicalPrancer/status/2068104582593761307/video/1?s=46
>>155556856the gap between Europe and the rest of the world closed. Its mostly thanks to the english pyramid like >>155556973 said and euro footy becoming more global in general. Teams seem to care a lot more about tactics and style of play these days too and getting proper managers that used to coach in europe which helps
Is Nmecha a real black mobile suit?
>>155558916Just don't understand why thirst is such a vital aspect. Let them drink once in a while
holy fuck this ref is shit
>>155558909Future is Francophone
Ivory Coast is literally pacey Ngubu with no end product
>German coach now pissedJeez, he's red and fumingGermans are generally very nice people despite their past but when they get mad...dios mio
REF BALL
>Nagelsmann chimpoutKEK he's pulled his hammy you dumbfuck
So we didn't even beat the starving negro nation? Just stopped losing for now? That's not a reason to chimp out like an agitated Chris-chan. Fußijochens are fucked in the head...
nagelsmann is autistic
lotta whinging out of both teams
lingua franca not lingua francoisThe Ivory Coast
>>155558979s*ccer players could NEVER
>>155558938Trvth, the nigaboos used to be the meme teams that just played like it's street footy, but they're a lot more tactical nowadays
why do the refs hate germany holy shit
>>155558908Not if you are next to your friends. It's a red card if you do it next to strangers (opponents).
Suddenly the ref knows how to call fouls.
>>155558974im not even that against hydration or the fixed time, but 3 mins though?? 90 secs should be enougha lot of the time players drink when somebody got injured or a ball went out
This ref is worst than the flamboyant little beaner faggot from Paraguay's game.
>>155558630With David Hassellhoff singing, NEUN UN NEUN ZUCH LUFT BALLONShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5a0Bl8eY
>>155559056I got a two week suspension in the local church soccer league for punching a ref once
The struggle is realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWKB8zdVM-U
>>155559154if jesus can forgive, why couldnt they?
>>155559154that's a pretty tame suspension, in the professional game it's like several months long.
>>15555863099 luft balloons (english version)
>>155559056Futbol players are politehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ge9i41vu308
>>155558572It's an excuse for a mid-game commercial break
>>155558506Use it as BBC bait to get some Black guys to come over and gangbang the niece. They can't resist watermelon
Saw a lot of Asians with Swiss NT shirts. Are these just tourists who buy the shirt at the airport?
2026 World Cup BUT with 1929 borders. Who wins?
>>155558908>while on voice with my friendswhy would people do this
that guy looks tired as fuck I though blacks could play 90+ games
ENTER
Nagelsman is such an unlikeable autistic freak, I’m 100% sure he’d completely fail as a manager anywhere outside of the sperg nation of Germany
they started these water breaks in Qatar where everyone was playing in 100 degree weather right? And now they won't get rid of them because of the ad revenue?
So now that UEFA is getting stomped by their own hubris, will we finally see some lower salaries for these clowns and have a proper league that doesn't revolve around troon fucking divas and grifters?
>>155559250just kys at this point
>>155559215They're a forgiving bunch, those christians
Germany looks weak
>>155559247It's also an improvement in terms of entertainment.
>>155559261maybe it just looks nice, which kits are we talking about here?
>>155558572>American loves the extra advertsYou don't help with the stereotypes do you lad
>>155559261I bought mine on Amazon.
>>155559250
Is it really fair that Turks get two entries into the World Cup?
EASY EASY
>>155559311it started in brazil 2014 but it wasnt every game and at fixed time, only on the days when it is really hot
>>1555593116 million were GASSED by the fucking sun in Mesaieed, you antisemitic fucker
>>155559287Aside Yugoslavia it doesn't change much.
>>155559415özil retired man we dont even have turks anymore
>>155559261There's an indian guy who posts on /pol/ often with a swiss flag. I think lots of people work there in tech etc. from asia.
wtf is his problem?
Tbqh I was expecting germoids to be the dark horse and win the whole tourney, but it's lookin pretty grim
>>155559372This one>>155559380What the AI slop
CHOKE
Autistic german timmies just can't keep up with superior, dark chocolate, mahogany cocks
>not one-timing that shitWDHMBT?
What the hell
HOLY FUCK HOW CAN YOU FUCK IT UP
>adinga
why on earth are you taking a touch there
SHOOT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>ivorian finishing
oh my god just shoot it that's like 0.5xg
holy fuck these low iq chimps think they are going to dribble into the net
>Good teams already down to just England, France and Argentina
shoot the ball dumbass
There are no good strikers anymore holy shit
>not even getting a shot offholy shit that guy sucks
>>155557064Sorry chud, this is cup is loaded in CUM
SHOOOOT YOU STUPID NIGGER
>ADINGRAWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???????????????????????
>>155559415so does france
MFING SHOOT IT YOU WERE OPEN
>>155559456350M Soviets beg to differ.
>>155559505We are the dark horse and we will win.
I CANT SCORE
>>155559569must not be hydrated enough
I see athletes with surnames like Brown, Black, White, Grey yet I never see anyone who has the surname Red, Blue, Yellow etc
>>155559620Ochoa hasn't even come on yet, calm down.
>>155559620give tuchel pls
that looked like somebody put money on the under
>>155559620W-we’re good too bitch
>>155559242I remember thatBotafogo mystic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpxy-S2DE-Y
The thing about Ivory Coast is, they always try an' walk it in!
I would score there
>>155559679Fuck off you stupid tripcunt
>>155559415France has about 4 entries in this cup. Portugal has 2. Netherlands has 2.
FUCKING HELL THIS NIGS CANT FINISH A PLAY TO SAVE THEIR LIVES
The two teams are taking turn spilling their spaghetti all over
Why are these blacks in both teams tired? I thought they can run forever
both of these teams deserve to lose
>>155559287these aren't 1929 borders THOUGH, Sherlock
bretty gud spaghetti game. you guys happy?
Reminder that if you go to scratch you mouth/nose, wipe away saliva, etc. then you could get a red card if an opposition player is within earshot and accuses you of wah wah waycism
AAAAAHaaaAAAAHThat was close
>>155559534Got this one on Etsy
Jesus christ wtf are these germoids doin, the cotisians are exhausted, score some fuken goals now
>>155559766We would have another if Ireland qualified.
>>155559534Fuck I posted the wrong one. Disregard all my posts
hopefully they decapitate number 10 when he gets home
I CAN'T
>>155559831Only during a fracas, and its up to the referee's discretion.
>>155559831Football is dead. Its called soccer now and its gay and retarded
>>155559705Mick Blue? the legend
shit's weak
SHOOT HER
Pepe scores at 95th minute
Ecuador v Curacao lads So hyped!
>>155559840
We're all rooting for the ethnically pure nation of Cote D'Ivoire right?
Are the fans booing the keeper because he's too good?
>Germany valiantly defending against the #1 team in the entire tournamentWe're gonna win this cup
>>155559994you have a point.
>>155559826Sorry, I meant 1939. BTW who if anyone would get Danzig in 1939?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
a win is a win I guessbut it's gonna be a rough tournament
scoring goals? we don't do that in germany
SUCK IT NIGGERS
>>155559907Refs will feel pressured by the deranged leftist mob into giving a red.>>155559918Utter woke nonsense
IT'S OVER
undeserved
>>155559994I have more respect for Africans who stay in Africa than those flooding Europe yes
Ooooh Ivory Coast you almost had it!
That was very nice
Nice hatewatch bros.
>bench Havertz>winwow i cannae believe it
>>155560031I was saying BOOst keeper
Sundav is a belgian 2nd division legend
test
lel
GOOOOOOL
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, this game result is not comfy
HOLY BASEDWE DID IT REDDIT
Are they AI?
FUCK GOYMANY
fuck off
Fucks sake
It's Ivover
>>155560105(you)
OH LAWDY THAT ASSIST HOLY SHIT
Damn if that dude just fucking shot itttttttt
>>155560132luck of the Germans it seems, better luck next time Ireland
>Nagelsmann plays Shartvertz over this
>>155560229Nice
>>155560031He pretended to be injured earlier.
Cutting it rather close there
BOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU AFRICAN IRELAND
Kek how simple was that? Wtf. Literally brainless tactics that just werkz
Sorry for the little trolling lol
>>155560229no fucking way....
So why exactly is Undav not in the starting 11?
That left back fucked it
Brutal
BLITZKRIEG
>>155560065It would be a separate team like Kosovo
ups!
lmfao fuck this sport, i'm going back to watching women's volleyball
NIGGERS
Adingra better get off social media tonight
its over
>>155560229yesedit from this https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/zambia-football-fans-afcon-ai-36451932
Kino pass and control
FUCK
>>155559760Kek
Yazidi magic
FUCK that was clean
i just knew this would happen kekidk any of these nu "germans"
BASEDIvorians were being annoying all match, didn't deserve to win... and the ref was fucking Germany over.
>>155558218>>155559038Any updates on your neighbour?
Kurds really are the true aryans
>>155560450Gooner
>>155560312It's interesting I'm pretty sure I told you to fuck off
>>155560407he's unda overtz in the managers mind
>>155560510I look like this
>>155560229I suddenly crave some chocolate milk...
>>155560450Patrician choice
>>155560463Frfr
SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG
FFS. But admittedly that was a quality pass and finisher
FUCK PORTUGALYOU'RE POOR AS SHITDRIVE MY TAXIFUCK PORTUGALYEAHHHÖÖÖÖÖÖ!!!!!!!THANKS FOR BEING A CLOWN TO LAUGH AT LMAOOOOYÄÄÄHHHÄÄÄÜÜÜÜßßßßßßß!!!!!!!
2 hours until next game? Really? I’m not misreading these times?
>germany celebrates their goal for 2 minutes>only 1 minute is added???
nagelsmann is such a whiny bitch
>>155560407Do make sure these "physical" small teams don't injure him.
more of a elephant hunting nation anyway
Is there any reason for why these two were playing so hard despite both being qualified?
Nice of Nagelsmann to wear his nicest uniqlo t shirt
>>155560463unbelievable to waste that chance
>>155560595KAMPFUNDSIEG
>>155560595SIEG SIEG SIEG SIEG
that was a fucking good goal you have to give them that
>>155560630it is a saturday you shut in cunt
>>155560630You are not. I dont get it. why did they do that?
>>155560431Those kits would be so fucking based
>>155560553condolences mate
>take Sané off>win
He won't put him in the starting 11 again after this will he
>>155558699>Some genuinely believe Nestle's shit chocolate Abuelita is great chocolate.Beats the shit-tier stuff the wajacas sell us in small pebbles.
>>155560831so you are saying they stop being inSane and they win?
>>155560175Best poster in this thread tb h
>>155560620BASED. I LOVE GERMANY FUCK MOORTUGAL. WE WON
>>155560771Cringe
>>155560771This dude's a country singer now btw
>>155560731last saturday was every 3 hrs
why are they playing schlager music
POORTUGAL BTFO
>>155560831How was he even starting he's been benched in fucking Turkey. Also>Take off Pavlovic>Win
>>155560229Disappointed they looked huge
>>155560704Idk its kind of weird. Someone on the fox panel was literally crying tears of joy at the win
>>155560620>>155560928>>155561042Whata going on here
>>155561015ZUG ZUG
>>155560982>>155560630it's in 2 hours so that i can get a bit of StarCraft in.
>>155560704For us it's nicer to qualify now, rather than having to score against Ecuador, especially since we haven't had a clean sheet since our final against Argentina or something.
>>155560890Hopefully not, he is absolute trash
>>155560407Havertz plays for a bigger club or something
Anybody else feel like letting Undav beat bussy up? When I see men succeeding, it makes my bootythole pucker and I want to go face down, ass up
>>155561150kek wtf4 points will get you qualified yes or yes, and CDV had literally no reason to not park the bus since they would have made 7 next match
>>155560704The referee lost control over the match early on and players are juiced and drilled to push to the max. Half the roster of both teams constantly acting like they were shot didn't help either. I wouldn't be surprised if players were injured on both teams and missing for future matches. Ugly match.
Why does everyone hate Germany?
>>155561530
>>155561597An african guy was actually injured, which is a meaningless loss, hence my questionit's a coach and team captain's duty to calm their people
>>155561916Didn't Germany also lose a guy early on? If you think players in a world cup will slow down you haven't been watching any high level international matches. Everyone is on painkillers and stimulants and prompted to go hard as fuck for 90 minutes no matter what. I'm not saying that's good, but it's the reality.
>>155561916When the ref doesn't call any of the fouls against us, we have to play physical as well.
>>155561612Now, I don't know if you are much of a History Buff, but...
>>155562037>no matter whatexcept that there's a month of matches aheadI will watch Paraguay-Australia just to see if they even bother running
>>155561612tied for most cucked, woke country in the world with britain and canada.
>>155562330>Paraguay-AustraliaI said high level international matches. Not sure if those teams have a lot of high level players. Again, just look at any Champion's League match, they go hard as fuck as soon as the referee allows it. And that's with those teams frequently playing in three competitions 3 times a week.
>>155562407now I know Sweden ain't calling anyone else woke and cucked, you guys have multiple "no-go zones" in your cities because you aren't allowed to arrest Muslims
