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Yuroxisters……..
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tiny penis syndrome?
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this is probably just north europeans autism about privacy, dont forget that old meme about sweds waiting for the bus.
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How much money does the elongated muskrat make of these dumb fucking X’eets
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>>155552584
What's wrong with peeing sitting down?
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>>155552584
kek what a bunch of dicklet sissies
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I've never used a urinal and I don't get the appeal of urinating in front of others.
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>>155553099
lol
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>>155553179
I don't get the appeal of sharing other men's asscheek sweat and bacteria
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>>155552584
i pee sitting up but not at the urinals
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bro we piss in the street
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why would there be mexicans there
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All these fancy stadiums don't even have piss troughs. Europeans are basically women.
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>>155552584
Kek
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>>155552584
We pee in the stands as it is not our stadium. Clean it up, Japanese.
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Haha fuck off we piss in the sinks at away games
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>>155552584
If we're making shit up anyway, the americans use urinals for the sole purpose of looking at each other's dicks
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>>155553376
Because it’s Houston.
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I go in the stall to piss on the seat to punish this behaviour
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The rule is urinal in public, sit down at home
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>>155553376
Texas is majority mexican
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>>155553689
>>155553939
literal mexicans just roaming around or mexicans that became us citizens
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They don't use urinals in Europe? Wtf Europe?
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>>155553376
White people dont exist in america
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>>155552584
i dont get it, shouldnt using urinals be faster and thus line is shorter?
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>>155552584
Using the stalls doesn't mean that you pee sitting down, it means you aren't peeing next to other men
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>>155554006
Uhhh millions of mexicans who just kinda walked over a river from their country and then nothing is done about them so they just live here now
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>>155554053
At very least we use them here, maybe it's some nordic autism
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>>155554006
both, it used to be tejas and mexican land
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>>155554186
Makes sense. They're weird.
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>>155554006
Both
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>>155553376
Like a third of current america used to be Mexico.
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>>155554339
No one lived there when that was taken. Cope.
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>>155554130
>45% nigger
>22% latino
Houston sounds like hell on earth
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>>155554053
we have them and we use them
i think the younger generations have massive amounts of insecurity and choose stalls
some kids also shower with underwear after gym class or don't even shower at all, it's crazy
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>>155554339
Yeah and 50,000 people lived there.
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>>155553331
Same
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>>155552584
>euros don't know about the penis inspection rooms in every stadium
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>>155554407
>NOOO YOU HAVE TO GET NAKED WITH OTHER MEN
why are eurofags like this
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>>155553179
It’s just quicker bro
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>>155554152
Afraid of turning gay? Faggot
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>>155554407
It's not like the emasculation agenda isn't in full force here but I'm surprised how much further along it is there.
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>>155554339
and now almost half of america is mexico kek viva la raza right hermano heheh
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>>155554494
It's really not
Plus you have to shake the piss off your dick
Gross!
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At home, I always sit down to pee to relax, but in a public restroom (especially somewhere huge like a stadium), I wouldn't sit down unless absolutely necessary.
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gotta use the urinals
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>>155553331
This is what civilized men do. Everything else is either barbaric or gay
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>>155554407
Because of smart phones and social media. Imagine your temporarily cold dick going viral
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Nah I don't read that shit...no euros no...
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To think we used to have urinal troughs
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>>155553179
Strong social bonds.
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>>155554517
I just don't like flashing my cock to other men, don't know about you
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>>155554578
I thought that’s why you guys got your foreskin cut off?
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>>155554492
i'm old and i remember when i was a kid we all showered together after gym. it was perfectly natural, no gay shit or shaming. soem had small dicks others were bigger and hairier. but no one cared. just showered. maybe whipping each other with towels on occasion, that's it.
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>>155553099
you don't do it at public toilets
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>>155553376
We are the sars of the world cup, there is mexicans in most games if not all.
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i get stage fright so i wait for a stall tbqh
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>>155554971
I’m an elder zoomer (1997) and we showered together as well. It’s a formative experience for boys. I wish it were acceptable to sauna nude as well
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>>155553331
Same. But that's because I'm an autist who gets stage fright when I try to use a urinal. Nothing comes out if I don't have some privacy.
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last time I was at the airport I went to the bathroom quickly between connections and pissed at the urinal and the older probably gay man next to me was literally staring straight over and down at my cock the entire time and smiling, I gave him a puzzled look and fucked off did not care for that experience m8s
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Sometimes if i have to use a public restroom and I see a smaller guy at the urinals I'll pee next to him to show dominance
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>>155552584
I pee standing up but I just can't do it if there's something near me/if there's not at least a stall door between me and other people. Unfortunately I also have a fetish for pissing into other people's mouths, which I can never live out because I have this mental block and it would be a humiliating situation if I tried and couldn't do it.
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Probably all the preop transmen
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>>155553376
because America is a spic country now
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Shy bladder is a bigger problem than I thought.
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>>155555251
What if he had a bigger dick?
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>>155555408
oh that's impossible
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Yuros. I'm disappoint.
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>>155555271
>I also have a fetish for pissing into other people's mouths
Yes we're all very surprised german
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>>155552584
They’re doing coke
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>American man disappointed by lack of european cocks
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>>155553099
not a damn thing
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>>155555555
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i stand up but in a cubicle

don't want people looking at my dick while peeing, that's gay
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>>155552584
I prefer standing, just not around other people.
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>>155553099
It's based you can take a shit at the same time
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i piss in the sink looking at myself in the mirror
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Believing OP's story happened is an IQ filter
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>>155554397
>Houston sounds like hell on earth
The few texans I know all say it is.
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>>155553468
kek, real supporter detected
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>>155554565
Das rite
>>155554006
brown locals, not Mexicans who processed visas to watch a random european country in trumpistan

americans are just racist

>>155554397
Houston is black coded, Dallas is white coded, San Antonio is hispanic coded

(ive never been to any of those places)
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>>155556404
Turns out mixing blacks + latinx in one place is asking for trouble, who would've thought?
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>>155553376
Because Texas used to be Mexico and there's generational Mexicans that have lived there since then aka known as Tejanos they're far removed from actual lMexicans. There's also immigrants and Chicanos.
Tejanos are literally Chicanos who have been in Texas since before it split from Mexico.
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>>155552584
hahaha absolute STATE
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>>155557028
Let me guess...they are the based mexicans who vote for ted cruz or whoever israel first beaner republican is running in texas at the time
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>>155557254
Unironically yes, they're generational no sabos.
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>>155554413
Now it's a ghost town...
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>>155557302
yea the dumbest goy cattle known to man, but generational!
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>>155552584
Do eurosissies really?
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>>155552667
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E88FE8q30E
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>>155557540
standing up to piss is offensive to women
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Yet you guys have to issues saunaing bare ass
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>>155553376
It's six hours by bus from Houston to the border of Mexico.
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Piss troughs are the most efficient way but they don't use them in these newer stadiums.
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>>155558560
They should bring them back. They're economic
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>>155554397
Houston gives us ghetto hip hop bangers at least
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>>155552584
I use the stall and stand because I use TP to wipe off pee droplets off my dick. You can't get them all off by shaking, using the urinal means some pee gets in your underwear. I don't even know if women know this.
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>>155554397
You got it mixed up. It is the opposite. ( 45 Latino and 22 black )
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>>155559220
Women listen to Good Charlotte. Shake it once that's fine. Shake it twice that's okay. Shake it three times you're playing with yourself again.
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We pee sitting down or have one knee down when I was in prison
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>>155552584
Calling bullshit on this, Europeans use urinals and there is always a wait at the female toilets but never at the males.

It's almost like there's a massive event on.
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I sit down to pee at home. I will not stand up and spray piss all over my own toilet. Microscopic little drops of piss and water do spray out of the bowl even if you don't think they do, and you can feel them hitting your leg in shorts, not doing that shit in my own house.

In public though? Fuck no, I'm standing always. I'm not sitting my ass on a public toilet unless I'm taking a shit.
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>>155552584
If that's true then explain this
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urinals are disgusting and for faggots
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>>155553099
we have swinging dicks, not pussies
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>>155552584
I go in the stall but I don't sit down, if it's vacant that is, otherwise the urinal. why? because piss is splashing everywhere in the urinal, either your own or someone else's. also there's paper in the stall so you can wipe the tip and avoid a wet dot on your boxers and if you don't care about that you're a degenerate slob
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>>155559442
>45% latino
>22% black
Still sounds like hell.

t. Hellhole
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>>155552951
I do that too actually
it's racist and discriminatory that you need to be northerner to be autistic
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>>155562853
>t. Hellhole
Do not underestimate niggers, they are like a teporocho but in spiritual form, you never know their next move even if they behave or look "normal"
We don't have them in the same quantities as in the US so in Mexico people really don't know what it's like
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This doesn't even make sense, anyone who's sitting down would be in a cabin.
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>>155553099
wtf
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>>155553099
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEE EEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>155552584
I pee in a gatorade botle and hide it under the bleachers
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>>155553451
kek
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>>155553451
criminally underrated post
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Its because we drink a lot pre match and can only go before, at half time or after. Bollocks to going during the game you know full well that's exactly when a goal is going in.
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>>155554053
There isn’t a man in the cunt who sits down at a public bathroom. Someone made a joke about the lines and someone else decided to post it.
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>>155560014
You guys don't count because you're part of the anglosphere i.e. basically Americans
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>>155554492
Being afraid of being naked means you have a small dick that you’re ashamed of. See how these retarded memes can go any which way?
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>>155557654
I'd piss on each of their legs, then duck when they swing at me, and let them each knock out the other.
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>>155553099
I know an autistic dude and he refuses to pee at a urinal



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