Bros aging is scary, just look at what happened to Ronaldo. You can't say he doesn't take care of himself, he has the best health protocols and still its so over. Your brain and joints turn to mush even in your muscles don't. You hit your midlife at 28 and it's all downhill. At 40 you're basically just slowly dying. Even TRT doesn't fix it. Impregnate many women while you're young before it's too late.
I can donate sperm but no way I'm having kids
>>155553873dr congo was a good team
Yeah no shit
I'll just kill myself when I hit 40 which is 2 years from now.
pipe down youngins its time for my second nap
>>155553985this. Old fag here and you all have no idea how much of soul is drained by kids. Stay childless and single. It is the only way to go. You will actually have time, money, energy, and the space to take care of yourself.
>>155553873explain Messi then
>>155555848Don't broJesus loves you, talk with a church, call the pastor
>>155556055He gets some crazy cocktail of drugs not just TRT, pissi has the equivalent of bane's venom most of his blood is PEDs.Messi will crumble into dust the moment he hits 50
>>155556055FIFA is clearly rigging it for him since he's pro Israel.
>>155556055He's an autistic freak. They are unstoppable.
>>155556055manlets age better
>>155553873Honestly almost none of Ronaldo's problems are physical, watching him now is frustrating because all he wants to do is tap it in, there's very little movement or effort in trying to build up a play or anything that's not literally tapping it inHe's not what he used to be physically, but he's still fine. He's just... Not doing anything
>>155556055dude did you see his fucking plays?he kneed someone kneehe touched the ball with his handreferees are blind
>>155555507To be fair you might just be saying that but the doctor did some prime Arteta style bus parking and Portugal had no solutions. Our solution is usually a blooter by Conceição
>>155559184I don't think anyone cracked parking the bus codelook at spain not being able to
>>155553873>just look at what happened to RonaldoRonaldo was always trash though.
>>155561900This.
MESSI MESSI MESSI (one for each fucking goal)
>>155556951Doesn't have the energy. That's age.
>>155556055Functional Autism really is a superpower and the next step on human evolution but the elites want you to think it's the opposite
>>155553873unc's already thinking about ruining their next world cup campaign
>>155556055Autism and being a manlet. Manlets stay nimble, sharp and agile for much longer
>>155556055Amazing Argentines genes and the magic of Yerba mate does wonderful to a mf
>>155556055Plays half the game in his head. He's always 3 steps ahead so he doesn't need to be quick.
ronaldo has been compared to patrick bateman before on /sp/ but bateman wasn't this inadequate
>>155555848Bit dark that, lad.
>>155553873>NO PLEASE, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT ON LIVE TV!
>>155562652Is Yerba Mate good for collagen production? I'm on tretinoin but need more
>>155553873
>>155556055Rigging
I was born in 1996. Am I unc status?
>>155556055its weird, hes been really shit in the mls
>>155556951the problem is him starting the match, he knows the only way his endurance can last most of it is if he takes it easy.the solution seems so simple, bench him, let the other faggots run around a lot, bring him on for the last 20 minutes.
>>155553873He was being called Penaldo/Tapinaldo before he got old. You don't need to sprint for 90 minutes to score. He's just not being catered to anymore and it shows
>>155563103Technically you're not even a zoomer. You're literally a millennial. Zoomers start from 1997. With other words, the oldest zoomers, are 29 or will be turning 29 this year, and next year they're gonna be 30. You're gonna be 30 this year if you're not already. Yeah, you're kind of an unc now. If it's any help to you, time works the same for everyone else. Who is young today, won't be young forever. They're gonna go through the same thing you're going through.
>>155556055that nigga not human.
>>155563103>30The next four years will be the best of your life, then everything will start to go downhill and you won't understand why.
>>155563103Yes
>>155563152he knows the MLS is a joke, basically only uses it as a low effort gym and practice, and even that is enough to keep inter miami on top.
>make it to age 34>have achieved nothing in life, not even the most basic adult milestones>just think of your stereotype of a loser adult 4chan NEET, I likely meet most of your criteria>every passing year, month, week, is another chunk of my life gone and wasted as I fall further and further behind>parents get older and older, eventually will die and even though I don't have a good relationship with them, I will then have no one at all>looking at a future where I will have no wife, no children, no home, no career, no friends, and no family either>no goals or ambitionYeah, seeing how even the fittest most successful athletes start to degrade makes me want to kill myself even more and more. I know I need to but I'm too scared.
>>155555848Its only over for penaldo. You still have a chance.
Modric is still mogging at 40
>>155555848>>155556134
>>155563518How about you go back and watch his performance vs England? Playing against England is very different than playing against shitters in Serie A, aka, the retirement home.
>>155556055hgh.
>>155563584In defense of Modric, he has always struggled against hard pressure teams. People like Kroos helped him greatly to patch up this weakness, and it really showed when he wasn't there anymore
>>155563859Also Croatia's defense was also pretty shaky, which causes your midfield to get anxious. Basically, Modric had the same problem he ran into with post Kroos Madrid
>>155555971this is why your country is overrun by jeets you retard
>>155564100>>
>>155564100>fighting an eternal breeding war vs jeetsIs practically impossible. The indian subcontinent has had a bigger population than the entire european continent and beyond since B.C
>>155553873lol you say the mechanics of this world are scary and then promote natalism.What?
>>155556055Smarter players age better
>>155553985>>155555971if you're not killing yourself before old age when alzheimers hits then not having kids to take care of you instead of nigger nurses at old people home will be your biggest regret in life
>>155564584>that flagKids dont give a shit about taking care of their parents in the west. Kids or not ypu are ending in the hands of a nigger nurse
>>155564584That sounds evil. Not only do you condemn a new person to toil their entire life in this demonic world and then they have to take care of you
>>155556055HE'S YOUNGER RETARD
show them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You people are retarded. The real explanationis thaa Ronaldo hasn't practiced actual football skills for years and only tries to stay as fit as possible (Likely because he thinks he doesn't really need the football practice), combined with being in a shit league combined with - most importantly - the fact that nobody around him tells him any of this-.
>>155556134>Jesus loves youYuck
>>155565231Messi is roughly 2.5 years younger but he already has 3 times as many goals as Ronaldo did at the last World Cup
>>155553873Nah. It's about understanding where you fit and where you don't. He does not belong in this team anymore and since he can't just switch national teams, he should just keep focusing on his club career. I am sure he can still play in some other meme league if he ever gets tired of Saudiland.
>>155555848We need you anon.
>>155553873You sound like a colossal faggot. Dude had one of the greatest peaks ever, lives like an absolute king, and you're feeling sorry for him? What a joke. Everyone knows relying on pure athleticism has a shelf life. If he wanted to stay relevant longer then he should've learned how to be cerebral like Messi.
>>155553985>>155555971Shalom.
>>155556055Autists are different, they age in reverse
>>155563013Who's in the right here?
>>155555848Bro atleast you're white, i'd rather be a 40 year old white guy right now but instead i'm a 24 year old brown mexican. I would also be able to have white kids.
>>155563504I'm on the edge of 33, I feel this more and more too with every passing year, with every day that comes and goes
>>155565231Ronaldo is 41. Messi is 39 this 24th June. Siu already washed when he was 37.
>>155563504>>155572899This describes me perfectly but I’m 26 so I guess I’ll be joining you two in about 7 years or so
I just turn 39 and it’s literally over when you turn 35. When I turn 38 I told myself I was going to do something, well the year passed and I didn’t do shit. Now I’m 39 and everything just goes downhill. I still remember watching goosebumps and ordering the big New Yorker from Pizza Hut.
>>155553873>Impregnate many women while you're young before it's too late.Don't bring any kids into the world.
>>155556055FIFA invented hydration breaks for Messi
>>155555848Unironically find religion.
>>155580544Why not.
>>155580532>I still remember watching goosebumps and ordering the big New Yorker from Pizza Hut.I take it this is the most accomplished thing you remembered in life?
This thread is giving me the chills. No more morbid posts please, just good vibes
>>155556807I hope so, 5'2 here
>>155580605It’s one of the good memories from childhood
>>155563344based
>>155571042Neither. I truly miss when humans were (more) normal.
>>155562958It's a shitty drink for mediocre people. Don't even bother.
>>155580633Holy fuck, how do you even cope?I'm 5'8 and I already feels it's harder to do everything, because people don't respect you right away in social situations and you have to work hard to get that respect.I can't imagine being shorter than 5'6
wait until erling hits 40 and is still in his prime.
you niggas need to take a look at what's happening in r/longevityif you're ok with testing experimental shit on yourself, you might make it to 150
>>155553873He doesn't take care of himselfHe spent way too much time running around, even on grass that's terrible for your joints and can even harm your organsThey should play soccer in cars to avoid the strain
>>155556055He's the greatest everHe's 2 years youngerHe's nothing compared to what he was
>>155555971You truly are an old fag>>155555848Do it faggotWorld needs less "life ends at 40" bitches anyways
>>155553873no, it's just that professional football is a very extreme sport so by 40 you're donein other disciplines you can carry on for longer
>>155562180But "the elites" are the ones talking about autism acceptance and diagnosing anyone who can think as autistic to wash away the shit smearing retard stigma
>>155553873>You can't say he doesn't take care of himselfExhaustive exercise is extremely bad for your body. One of the biggest predictors of arterial calcification is endurance exercise. Lactic acid buildup from muscle overexhaustion is one of the most toxic and damaging substances your body produces. Marathon runners are notorious for dying early from cardiovascular disease, most Olympic athletes retire in their twenties because the training and performance is so hard on their bodies, etc.If you've spent your whole life playing a sport that requires that sort of endurance exercise then you're absolutely gonna fuck your body up.
>>155553873Ronaldo's problem isn't aging creating problems for him, it's his lack of talent. A tap in merchant will easily get figured out by defenders if that's all he does.
>>155563504>Person born and raised in USA, Canada, Western Europe, Australia, New Zealand, Japan or South Korea thinks he has ever sufferedYou're just a coddled bitch. It's the whole reason you can be a "NEET" in the first place. You're not at risk of starving to death.
>>155564584Kids will put you in a care home anyway. My father tried to look after grandpa who has alzheimer and it's basically impossible, they need 24/7 attention.
>>155580532I'm about four months younger than you and all of this is 100% true.
>>155564584Unlikely. Only of you're loving to your kids, which no arab is capable of.
>>155553873my boss is 45 and runs marathons in the mountains
>>155581866No marathon is 90 minutes and no intense exercise is gonna be worse for your health than being overweight and never movingHumans walked like 10km a day minimum before
>>155582993Nover moving will make your bones, muscles and joints very weak. Being overweight in itself is not as bad as a lot of people say.
>>155556055Autists age at least 50% slower due to zero sun exposure.
>>155580532you are literally me. I feel fucking trapped I can't do anything
>>155572899You are me. I feel like we better get a move on btw. Idk about you, but 28 to 32 particularly felt like a time skip and the days get shorter and shorter. I've accepted that having kids just isn't gonna happen, but I'd like to find something semi comfy to do before the body starts slowing down. But then I think about how fucked the economy is and how it'll be even worse in 5 years, and I start mentally spiraling. Sometimes I feel like there's no way out, like I missed the last bus stop without realizing it.
>>155563279wait so 29 - 33 is supposed to be the best years of your life? this is categorically not happening to met. 30 going on 31 in winter
>>15558053233 soon here, slowly starting to panic that if I don't already have a wife and a kid by 40, it's fucking over. I'm trying to pick up girls in the late 20s early 30s range that are basically about to hit the wall and more desperate than me. My goal for 2026 was to finally get a GF and no luck so far, the year's halfway over.
>>155556055Way more technically talented so he can cope better with being slower, 2 years younger, still not comparable with the player he was
>>155583269No, nothing magic happens. The only benefit is shit like video games and doomscrolling starts to completely lose their fun so you get a maturity buff. It only hit me at 32 when I finally deleted steam though, so you can't just bet on waking up one day and being done with your vices (whatever they are). There's tons of 40-something gaming channels out there that honestly scare the shit out of me. Better to not listen to "Y gets better and X age" posts. It doesn't get better unless you make it better
>>155583411oh i dont think this is relevant for me. i never played vidya (only when i was a kid) and i have never had any social media (except facebook in like 2008) as i have never had a use for it. any others like this? or you all just crying because you played vidya and doomscrolled
>>155583520You said these past few years haven't been the best for you, so I mistook that as a call for advice. Now you're gloating like a dickhead, so I'm getting some mixed signals here. Carry on I guess.
>>155583691the reason for that wasn't because of vidya and doomscrolling though. also your advice basically amounted to "just be better bro" so really sage advice from you leaf
>>155583718Bro, we're literally men in our 30s. The only advice anyone can give us is to cut out the useless shit we're doing with our free time. We both know what needs to be done with the gym, working on social skills, networking, skill building, etc... so I saved you from me prattling on about that. Your dopamine receptors aren't as freed up as you think they are if you're not where you want to be at 31.
>>155583816ok i gym and always have been in good shape. working on social skills what does that even mean? i have no friends and never have. you cant go just go out and speak to people in bongland. networking used to but its harder now as i wfh. also boomers cornered the networking market. im not even going to speak about skill building as that is so vague and could mean anything.
>>155553873He’s fine. You can’t do high intensity sports forever. It’s fucking common sense. but he can still look good for another 2 decades at least.>>155555971>muh shekelsPathetic. My son is 17 and is more based than anyone I’ve met. Kids give you purpose and help you grown as a man.Western whites are weak and deserved to get replaced.Kill yourself.
>>155583849Go to a pub and drink alone. You can develop rudimentary social skills there. Remember that we can't see you and we don't know you here, so we don't know if you're like the Elephant Man or if you're just a bit of a sperg. But I think that if you went to a classy pub during the day, with a book (I recommend a poetry book because they are short and you won't get engrossed in a long chapter) and sit at the bar reading it, someone who is buying a drink will ask you about the book. If you can make polite conversation for a few minutes, you can then move to a different pub and make actual friends. The people there are friendly, but watch out because they're all deadbeats. Most of my friends nowadays have been found this way.There are also websites and Facebook groups for people with no friends to meet up and make friends with each other. If you want to do a thing, you could join a running club and go jogging or something.
>>155583849>working on social skills what does that even mean?Know how to make people enjoy your company by being fun to be around or intellectually engaging, for whatever type of crowd you'd see yourself fitting in with. What kind of hobbies are you into? You can easily find online meetups for whatever it is>networking used to but its harder now as i wfh. also boomers cornered the networking marketAgreed. Is there any upwards mobility in what you do? >skill building as that is so vague and could mean anything.Idk if you're doing entry level work or what your situation is, id you'realready comfy, etc... If you just give a shit about goybuxx and don't like talking to people, look up jobs where they dump you in the middle of nowhere or whatever. If you get a diving license for example, most places will throw money at you to risk your life attaching undersea cables and shit. This part only you can answer
>>155583953>Remember that we can't see you and we don't know you here, so we don't know if you're like the Elephant Man or if you're just a bit of a sperg.in good shape but quite face ugly (i.e. women have never showed any genuine interest in me. a few times because i told them my job and they latched on that i have money so i ran). interesting you say you found friends this way but how many of them were actually around your age or similar? very few I assume right? whenever i go into a pub or walk past one during the day it is full of the weirdest people or just straight up reprobates. >There are also websites and Facebook groups for people with no friends to meet up and make friends with each othernot tried facebook groups. have you and had success?
>>155555848youre not watching crynaldo at 2030 wc?
>>155583974useful but ill give some more context for you leaf.>What kind of hobbies are you into?in my spare time i play chess at home, read, build and paint scale military models, cook (try to cook new things etc). everything else i do isnt really a hobby per se. i learnt a full language from scratch in last 3 year but not a hobby anymore as im super fluent now so it is just like a part of my life nowon job, i should have said i have quite a high paying wfh job in london (like comfortably over six figures in bong money). i do feel like though ive made no real career progression in last 3 years but the market here is literally impossible for finding new jobs. it is akin to the dating market in london
>>155564100no, judeo-christian values are the reason, aka capitalism.
Caging at this thread
>>155584031Yeah, I'm gonna be honest in light of these details your life is categorically less shit than mine so I can't offer much else. Probably give online meetups a go, but everything else seems bolted on tight
>>155555848mom would be sadwait until your parents are dead before you off yourself, retard
>>155553873He still mogs 99.9999% of the world population
>>155556055messi is the human embodiment of a statistical outlier. some would say he is the greatest football player of all time both relative to his own time and in any time.
>>155584604He has "it".
>>155555848Is it true that 38 years young is the prime age for a man?I mean look at Brad Pitt in Troy and Christian Bale in the Dark Knight.
>>155555971Weak man.
>>155553873I think he isnt obssessed with football anymore.He is coasting and enjoying life now since he basically has earned every trophy and is a gorillionaire.I remember when I was in my early 20s how easily I was getting obssessed over fitness and diet for years.Now I cant be bothered to obssess for more than 4-6 weeks...
>>155556055FIFA/Novus ordo seclorum plant injected full of HGH during his development
>>155584604>>155585045It being a decade of HGH
forget the football, imagine him with the team at the Portugal team camp trying to ingratiate himself culturally, attempting to drop gen Z vernacular as an early-stage millennial>"hey Bruno, did you hear the new mp3 from the latest rapper, it's bussin"
>>155585830Hey bro, we should go out and aura farm some bitches skibidi toilet style yeah.....666667777777777
>>155585830>did you hear the new mp3he's just like me bros
>>155553873with the advancements in modern medicine i plan on living 120 years plus
>>155563504This but 32. I'm not too hard on myself these days. I was born ugly, then got hit with multiple autoimmune diseases and acne in my formative years, so I never really had a chance.
Father time always wins.You start getting fatter and lazier by 40.>>155563103Only if you went to University of North Carolina.
>>155586073I went on a diet the week after I hit 40 and lost 10kg. Only marginally less lazy though.
>>155553873No 20s in this thread can jump higher than 40s ronaldo
>>155553873Its not that bad being 40. I'm still as athletic as I was when I was in my young 20s - even moreso now that I dont eat like shit, stopped drinking, and actually get regular exercise. But you cant reasonably expect yourself to be a superstar athlete like you were as a kid when your kids themselves are becoming adults.
>>155553873what are you, a woman? why do you care about your appearance so much lmao
>>155553873>You can't say he doesn't take care of himself, he has the best health protocols and still its so overDude, playing elite sports is already not taking care of yourself, none of these guys are healthy.He has been playing elite football since he was 18 years old.Do you know how many miles do those legs have? How many injuries? How many hits, and falls, and everything his body has had? How many drugs and supplements he has to take? How many hours he has spent under the sun? Plastic surgery? Finasteride to keep his hair and keep the marketing rolling?These guys retire at 35-40 and their insides are destroyed, they spend their whole lives on medication and surgeries.
>>155572770are you the incel that posts in the trueanon subroodit?
>>155563504???literally all you need is a random ass bum job and save the money up. I don't get how you fall into this hole desu.
>>155582391alzheimers doesn't come for everyone though, my great-aunt is 96 and lives alone, she just needs someone to come once in a while to stack/chop her firewood and other physical stuff.But yeah, once mobility or mind goes they need more help than any otherwise employed person can give.
>>155553873KWAB
