Canes Parade Edition >>155489522
Who says no
MacKinnon is currently crying in therapy
My penguins ):
Time for /hoc/ to claim a huge get!
>>155555171Maybe I can "huge get" a job and a gf
>>155555171Will probably be a WC poster
>>155555344Good luck bro!
Leafs dynasty begins
yeah... that's not how it works t. nuckies bro
I unironically went to the parade today
they surged on the fortress
WAGMI
>>155555555/hoc/ is washed We need to get back in shape this summer
>>155555458I doubt they even lined the streets of their suburb to party post championship. Calder win for Abby was SOVL.
>>155555724Nah
>>155552138>revamping to maybe be a contender>when>due for>when>they made a run and that changes every thing>look at how good they've been>look at this flash-in-the-pan season>look at these fuckin' assholes who haven't made the playoffs in 15 years.
>>155555475Yeah, the faggot parade.
>>155554934Was he raped by Makar too?
>>155555475based! I hope you had fun :) can you share some pics?
can you imagine waking up a laffs fan and having ZERO cups or finals appearances to celebrate since st peppers was released. unironically the snes are a getter franchise
>>155557346>waking up a laffs fanI prefer that they all just didn't wake up to begin with.
>>155556118THE PINK PONY CLUB
>>155557346No that would be hell
>>155556541Makar is a good Calgary boy >:( He waited until marriage
>>155557346How is saint pepper related to the Toronto maple leafs ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4KSUu9oggEit's up
Gudas to Toronto?
>>155558444Sahib pepper is hindu 14 headed curry god and will bring cup of stanley to rightful home, saar
>>155558444ive had a couple cold ones bear with me here lafftard
>>155558742>Sahib >Hindu Sahib is a Arabic and Sikh term . Please do better next time you jeet spam
Seth Jarvis
>>155558718He buckbreaks laffs like it's his job.
>>155558853Will do, Samir. You smell.
i don't know about making a career AHLer with one big season one of the highest paid defenseman in the NHL
Last call! Could anybody share with me the /hoc/ master card over the #irc?
>>155558897>bitchmade soft pusy
>>155557927the what?
>>155559088He's the only one I felt bad for. He at least looked like he appreciated his losers-only medal, but was bullied into not looking at it by bitchkinnon.
>>155559229that shocked look he gives as he realizes what he is about to be handed is gold. gold jerry!
My hurricanes won the Stanley Cup this year.
So Slavin is 2025's grand winner - he won the olympics and the stanley cup
>>155559330Sad
>>155559330Eat cock randy
>>155554693When's the Finland parade?
>>155559229my rat was so sad :(
>>155559330based. i remember being the only canes fan here like 10 years ago and making most of the smuks
>>155559468thank you for your service
>>155559401Aho will bring the cup back to his hometown soon
>>155559723>bitchmade soft pusy
>>155559723but that's in >oulu i think
>>155559401The gay one?
>>155561426That's the tom of finland parade
>>155559942what's wrong with oulu?t
>>155559330nah it's an asterisk cup
>>155559330Congrats!
I want to start drinking but i only drink after the sun sets I hate summer
>>155559330>Ottawa, Philly, Montreal, VegasThats an * Stanley Cup actually
>>155562171I'm like Lim Jahey with the AC going
Isleschads we won
>>155562470There isn't a single decent team mentioned. 32 teams has resulted in only shit games
>>155562040This
>>155562040These tears make my boberry biscuit taste extra salty and delicious
>>155562686>Brendan GallagherI would've thought he'd be on my Nuckies by now. What's taking so long? The Habs aren't expecting any value back, are they?
>>155557346>laffs
>>155562939*
blues news
>>155563751Wow
>>155563751WORCESTER MENTIONED
>>155563856for me it's the sauce
>>155563856They've redone Kelley Square now so it doesn't look like that anymore. But, although it looks much more professionally engineered, apparently it's still a hellhole of accidents
>he tends to check in on everythingThat's his job though? He's a GM. He's suppose to check in on everything that goes on in the league.>he's always been big on having a backup planThat's his job too. Every GM should have a plan A, B and C at the very least. Why the fuck would anyone be given millions of dollars to run a professional hockey franchise otherwise?
>>155564269Im sure there are some gms that dont even bother to check in on certain things because of cap reasons or whatever and im sure there are some gms that just dont give a fuck
who do u think is the funniest in the gm group chat
>>155564560kelly mccrimmon
I’m checking in on Dallas’ lack of a deal with Robertson. Which GM a, I?
>>155565004probably a smart one since dallas seems to lose every trade see: rantanen, myers
>>155565004Well, he can't win a calder trophy and can't play a well enough rounded game to get on the Gold Winning USA team, so there is that.
>>155565123The majority of players in the league are currently unable to win a Calder trophy.
>>155565157yeah, but he was runner up. What a bitch. First loser.
almost time to drink bros
>>155564560Cliff Fletcher
what do the blue jackets need to take the next step?
>>155565745relocation
>>155565547I'm 3 deep already.
>>155565745admit laine was right
>>155565940need to pace myself so I dont get to drunk to play video games.
you now remember zack stortini
>>155563937Worcester is a strange mix of up and coming college town and complete ghetto. Both sides battle with each other constantly
scouts in 2003 were smoking meth it seems
>>155566364joe pavelski my beloved
>>155566412he played for the worcester sharks in 06 before joining the league
>>155566364The 2003 NHL entry draft was the 41st draft for the National Hockey League. It was held at the Gaylord Entertainment Center in Nashville, Tennessee, on June 21 and 22, 2003.>Gaylord Tennessee
>>155566364all busts
>>155566525named for the owner, edward lewis gaylord, whose father was named edward king gaylord.he was the king of all gaylords
rly makes u think
>>155567047shit teams
>>155567047all shit
>>155565992i've drunk and playing video games. Do better.
>>155567284Based what are you playing
>>155565745Stop murdering their players
STOP making FUN of the LEAFS
>>155567364Rome Total War Remastered. Just one more country's (spain) long campaign to go and I've beat them all.
>>155566364maybe they just didn't have a good eye for talent
>>155567452it's fine higgins is still locked up
>>155567835look at all those bozos
>>155566221it all started with the astoundingly successful Hanover Theatre renovation, which has now turned into a whole arts center the likes of which I would never have expected to see in Wistah. then came Polar Park and the Water Street redevelopment, and the revival of Shrewsbury Street. but any way you cut it, Clark University is still smack dab right in the middle of Main Southhttps://youtu.be/DIS8LWbAS4U?si=3z3Fd1H54i7lMfY0
>>1555678357 players, and not even the one they drafted, in this picture played for my team at one point in their careers.
I'm putting together a team...
>>155567783Based. Fuck them spaniards.
>>155568484Anon...I'm the spainards...
aka he fucking walks on july 1
Jason "Runner-Up in the Calder Trophy" Robertson, you are a ______________.
I don't understand hockey rules.
>>155568723you don't need to just call it refpuck
>>155568600Where's he walking to exactly as a RFA?
>>155568723I said the same thing when gary said he wanted to change the game.
>>155567047Makes me think that Saskatchewan is due for an NHL team desu
>>155567783Is remastered good? Ive only played the original. I remember doing custom battles and setting up a phalanx unit on a bridge and they would single handily stop an entire army.
>>155568752kunlun red star
>>155568637tarana maple laff
>>155568803That still happens unless the enemy can zerg rush you, also works in streets, but they are wider than your units so you can get flanked, but that's countered by just have a few more phalanx units. My biggest love of it is the time management, you can fast-forward or even pause, and the ability to scout the map. The OG you were restricted to just whatever your furthest forward unit could see, but in remastered you can scroll around the entire map and plan out your attack besides just your initial moves. Anyways, Robertson is going to be a Plano Stars.
>>155567783My man. >Ah to hate Gauls, field pajama bois and use armored elephants. Those were the days.
>>155569039You made me want to replay it. I'll get it on steam next time its on sale.
>>155569235Yeah, it's good. I'm a stickler for 100% games I buy so I've put 1,000 hours into it, a decent of it was just sitting idle while I was doing something else. Good game to play while you're watching hockey or whatever and you don't need to pay attention the whole time.
>>155568594Well fuck them gauls then
>>155569417Oh, I did. Moving east now and gonna sweep through southern Europe. Should be a good night.
>>155569343Based value anon. There is nothing wrong with putting 1000 hours in to a game.
logan stanley will be the next zdeno chara. make my words
>>155569762Why did the jets trade him then
>>155569762True, he's already has his fair share of piece of shit dirty hits. He's well on his way.
>>155569876expiring contract and they were in last place
>>155569946Man, they must have had a bad start to the season to be in last place at some point in the year. Must have struggled last year too.
>page 8soccer is killing /hoc/
>>155571302everybody's just too hung over to post
>>155567835A boys high school circa 2005
>>155568457What creatine will do to a mf
>>155567835I recognize Marc-Andre Fleury and Eric Staal.Who the fuck are the rest of these goobers?
>>155571864Retard
>>155568457
>>155568054S O U L
>>155571874boomer
>>155571990Retard
>>155571881i wonder how much wearing a helmet for your job has an effect on hair loss, if any at all
>>155567835fuckin nsync looking ass hair on all these freaks
>>155572025seeeeeething boomer, apparently
Huomenta but the opposite
tarps off, a/c on
>>155572291Summer is here :(
>>155572333the grimmest season on planet gary
look at rods arm
bud1trb wasted xis/xer life
>>155572490He's pointing at Randy from Raleigh
nice doggy...
>>155574072thats a bird
>>155574072did you pet him
what does trb use to cut paper? xis/xers
>>155568752The Florida Panthers, the Tampa Bay Lightning, the Nashville Predators or the Vegas Golden Knights.
do you guys like the tragically hip here? I heard canada hockey playing their song once
earth to planet retard. earth to planet retard. come in planet retard, do you read me?
>>155576928yeah
>>155576993Nice, I've only heard a couple of songs by them but I'm gonna get into them. I've had Bobcaygeon rattling around in my head for like 3 days straight
>>155572490"the bod"
>>155558897>sniff shartpiss
>Here are the top first-year candidates who are eligible for induction (alphabetically by last name) with information from their Hall of Fame resume:>Patrice Bergeron>Phil Kessel>Eric Staal>Here are the top candidates who have previously been eligible for induction:>Rod Brind'Amour>Julie Chu>Vincent Damphousse>Meghan Duggan>Patrik Elias>Theo Fleury>Ryan Getzlaf>Sergei Gonchar>Curtis Joseph>Claude Lemieux>Patrick Marleau>Ryan Miller>Bernie Nicholls>Carey Price>Tuukka Rask>Pekka Rinne>Jason Spezza>Shannon Szabados>Tim Thomas>Keith Tkachuk>Justin Williams>Henrik Zetterberg>Here is one candidate for the Builder's category:>Fran Rider
where are the hometown remixes Gary?
will quinn be able to lead our nuckies to the playoffs?
I wanna knowHave you ever seen the rapeI wanna know~Have you ever seen the rape?Comin downOn an Easter day
>>155561862It's >oulu
>>155581113skinners initial thought here is literally correct
>>155576954
>>155581145
>>155581113what's the 8th team? the mild?
>>155580397
why do they keep molesting rod
>>155581145why does this look like a knock-off communist playmobil figure
>>155582039because he has a great bod
>>155582082i don't know but it's the most famous landmark of >oulu; also known as toripolliisi; the marketplace polliceman, the two l's are intentional
>>155582223they should build a giant ermine statue instead
>>155582254cute tree kitty
bogged ass bitch
>>155583159
>>155583159>dead eyes>wallet in right handyeah, his body language says he's fucking done with that shit
>>155583159She’s only with him for the money. McGaykid has the charisma of a wet towel.
>>155581113The better question to ask is why are all Canadian teams managed by people who can't run shit?
>>155583277
>>155583232he has options
>>155583414mcdavid would never 'pregnate a latinahe would NEVER
>>155583159Her purpose is literally just to stop people questioning what really goes on in the McDavid household
>Müller or Draisaitl?>Who is more well known in Canada
>>155583277Gary literally dictates who should be hired
>>155583543who's müller?ferris müller?
>>155583543>whome
>>155583584LMFAOOO oh man the mildcuck is going to have a field day with this one
>>155583159McDavid paid for those lip and cheek injections
>>155583159McGarnish his wages.
>>155583159mcdavid himself probably made this post
>>155583554((( laffs )))
this is who you're being mean to btw
>>155583967>35 poundsI could heem him back to the stone age kwabt. 350 pounds 6' 2"
> Top 5 Ontario-born players Maple Leafs should target in 2026 NHL DraftReal lafftard hours are off and 'tarding.
>>155584105they're all born on planet retard anyways so whats the difference
>>155584116>the difference1967
>>155584184
>>155580397>>155582020
>>155554852Thats the only good trade I've seenBedard clearly wants out Problem is he'll want a bit payday the laffs can't afford
>>155583554maybe prance around in another parade the pussy
>>155583554
>>155583554humiliation ritual
>>155585150holy fuck she looks strong
Good morning Canes Nation
>>155585448eat rock candy
>>155585130Why wasn't Gary appeased by this?
be nice to the refs they work so hard
>>155585631that'd be a pretty cool job
>>155585631
The analytics make sense on this
>>155585725
huomenta. sipping coffee and listening to Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol
i've never had sex except for one time where i was 18 and she was 20 but was too tired to jerk me off so i just ghosted her since she didn't jerk me off and then she tried to contact me 1 decade later but i didn't reply because she didn't jerk me offi cheer for the F L A M E S
>>155585863you're built for oilers cock
>do you wanna know how I got these scars?
Earth to Planet Retard. Earth to Planet Retard. Please report in.> After making a big trade last season involving Tristan Jarry and Stuart Skinner, turns out Stan Bowman and Kyle Dubas may not be finished doing business together.
>>155585725Once you’ve experienced Bussi one cannot replace Bussi
>>155585845Huomenta. I’m sipping in the sun and hitting the gym soon
>>155586165you know this from experience?
>>155582020wtf Quinn has a GF now???????????????????
once you go flamesyou'll never want dames
>>155586285Jen
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782052162944794.mp4
>>155586001Darnell bros... We're coming home...
>>155586268That's a 10 in Minnesota
>>155585631I feel bad for their verbal abuse they endure
>>155585631>7:08pm game startsGARRRRRYYYYYY
>>155586514>7:08pmnot so fast
>>155586583these guys get paid millionswhy are they hocking their straps for cash
>>155586606it's called giving back
Trusted a fart I shouldn't have and almost Marnered myself. Close call that was.
>>155586834Almost had a sharter fart
>>155586834Getting older sucks
>>155586547>this kills the man
>>155563751Are the new Penguins owners really going to choose to dick around with an ECHL affiliate over a thousand miles away just because they already own the Everblades?I was hoping they weren't completely fucking retarded, but it looks like that might have been wishful thinking.
I gave your dog, a little snackI met your Mom down at the Shrimp ShackTook off my shirtAnd so did sheWe rolled in the dirtAnd got dirty
macklins new boyfriend is gonna be so awesome in teal...
>>155583569He's the bulju of football (soccer to you americans) but successfulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1z7Uvjnlns
Yesterday jamiroquai played in the gym locker room. Today I forgot my protein shake :(
You cannot convince me this season was another failure from the NHL to grow and make new fans. Not a single soul gave a fuck about this finals
we should all be getting an early start on workshopping next season's gimmicks
>>155587603No anime allowed in /hoc/, please
>>155587182Based viagra boys lyric posterToo bad you're a lamesfag
>>155587603It was a good season with some great SCF games. You're just a faggot weeb.
>>155587677I’ve already started drafting my next gimmick involving Utah. I’ll share with you the rough draft in August
>>155587335When soccer was invented it was called soccer. Football is the poor, uneducated name for it
>>155587856football is the direct translation of the finnish term jalkapallo (jalka=foot pallo=ball) so i'll keep calling it that. I don't give a fuck if association soccer is the technically correct term. I think as an american you understand me.
>>155559330https://youtu.be/6PEeHCfpIWo?si=Jl2c9pud0zSoHNvaand zero people give a fucknice job gary
>>155587969Shut the fuck up about soccer
>>155588062Aye aye I went on a tangent but shall shut up now
>>155587750>>155587836nobody outside of vegas or carolina fans are gonna say "WOW REMEMBER THAT FINALS IN 2026!" because it was lame and forgettable. No amount of astroturfing for the Hurricanes will stop this cup from becoming forgotten. Another wonderful job by Gary "Sunbelt only" Bettman
I don't feel like I'm allowed to post this after a loss anymore so I'm going to give it one final post as a farewell before I delete it from my folder
>The #Oilers have signed forward Jason Dickinson to a five-year contract with an AAV of $4.0 million.
>>155588201Thanks fren
SCAAAAAAAAR
>>155588226NHL free agency is a sham thanks to the salary cap. thanks bettman!
>>155587603The Olympics were the true conclusion of the season
>>155588226literally who?
>>155588226Oilers really love committing to depth players huh?
I keep seeing people say this year's cup is an asterisk cup but there wasn't a lockout or a meme flu to shorten the season. Could it be that they're merely butthurt that their team couldn't beat a perennial jobber like the Canes?
>>155587969But Finland doesn’t care about soccer
>>155588548brotha its like the 7th year in a row a soulless sunbelt team wins.
>>155588569It's been gaining traction since the 2020 Euro cup appearance. My hometown is more of a football town anyway the most notable Ice hockey player from here is Rasmus Kupari lmao.
>>155588548"one of the most dominant runs ever" and they played a joke of an eastern conference (No Tampa/Buffalo) and faced a 95 win Vegas team with a sub .500 record, yes its an asterisk
>>155588226It took lettingMcLeodHollowayBrownFoeglewalk for the Oilers to realize they need depth and it’s a 30 yr old nigga from the ‘hawks.
>>155588548>Tampa and Philly roll over and die>Montreal either give up after the second game or are completely gassed >team who probably wouldn't have made the playoffs in the east Yeah kinda an asterisk
>>155588334And free agency basically never happens because the core players of teams have full NMCAnother masterclass under Gary
>>155589057>TampaAnon please.
>>155588825Sad!
>>155589506Tampa Bay at the very least would have put up a fight
might be time to start questioning if running it back year after year is the right call in new jersey.these cats haven't won shit.
all I'm hearing is "I'm mad cause my team lost"
When you really think about it, hockey really is one of the sports ever
imagine...
>>155589553It is what it is, I like my football as well as hockey, Even if our championship drought is twice as long as canada's in stanley cup.
>>155589634how? they couldnt score lol
>>155581113>descions
>>155589679They should have given that last GM they had the cement shoes
>>155584340
>>155589506I meant Ottawa
>>155590083thank you heated rivalry for creating these fans. Truly I am glad we live in a time where it is fine to make art of underaged men fucking each other
>>155583159does mcdavid have some sort of palsy
Seattle traded for Mackie Samoskevich
>>155590273how many bottom 6 players could seattle possibly need
>>155590498mad dog marner had to do it to em
Seattle will be the first team in NHL history to employ 4 lines of bottom sixers
>>155590119there is nothing wrong with appreciating art of 20 year old twinks
>>155590630this costs you a first and a 2nd somehow
>>155590564I'm prairie dogging a marner right now
>>155588548They didn't play a single cup contending team.Even the 39-43 Copper Serfs swept the Assvs, what was Carolina's big accomplishment? Beating the piss out of a Philly team that shouldn't have been there and being rewarded with a week and a half off?
>>155591045>They didn't play a single cup contending team.this is just copethe guard is changing, the time of millennials is almost over
>>155590961we don't call those that here now
jagger firkus should be in the nhl and not just because he looks funny and he has a funny name
>>155591353he looks like the bully from A Christmas Story
>>155590630Reminder Florida's team was half dead and still Mackie barely played top 6 minutes because he was so bad
>>155591353he looks like that one kid from that 70s show who tried to hit on donna in front of eric
some mom was in the shop with a toddler named judith kek
>>155588226>4th line depth player who is always injured>5 fucking years>B-b-b-but this is the new norm with the cap going up. This is a good signing.Really fucking tired of seeing everyone repeat this same shit everywhere. This is a garbage contact for a player that doesn't move the needle. Just absolute dogshit work by the Oilers again.
>a grown man named mackie
>>155592032how little is he supposed to earn?
I think I need to give up alcohol entirely bros. I spent all day Friday and yesterday drinking non-stop and I feel like death today. I used to be able to drink 15 beers and go to class the next morning, now this hangover is gonna stretch into tomorrow while I'm at work.
>>155590961we call those mckinnons now
>>155592912just drink a few more bro that's what i do you'll feel better
>>155592912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Sc_rgdb6g
for future constipations
>>155592912How fat are you?
>>155593297
>>155593450The VEE GEE KAY Golden Showers have acquired Forward, Richard Cheese
>>155592912don't worry I don't drink at all and I wake up feeling like death
>Seattle trades a first and second round pick to Florida for Mackie Samoskevich ahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha>“Mackie is a talented young player who we are excited to bring into the fold,” Seattle general manager Jason Botterill said. “He has speed, skill and scoring ability. A Stanley Cup champion with the Panthers in 2025, Mackie’s a player who can contribute offensively and add a spark to our lineup.”FIRE JASON BOTTERILL RIGHT FUCKIN NOW KRAKHEADS HAVE BEEN RAPED SINCE THEIR INCEPTION THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF VEGAS
>>155593530>>155593530that dipshit on ESPN that kept calling them the VEE GEE KAY was gay and annoying kwab
only one team has lost to the kraken in the playoffs
>>155593796
wish my team fleeced seattle :(
>>155593811that's good goy sean mcdonough. he's mostly ncaaf, and probably whatever else espn sticks him in. He's a fuckin' dweeb. He even got audibly offended when Matt Ryan used a naughty word on the football field one time and the microphones picked it up. Hated that bitch ever since and it sucked ass having to bounce between his dumb ass during the game and pernell, the dei hire with a shitty wardrobe, during intermission. Clean it the fuck up, gary.
>>155593908When did that happen?
>>155593908Ooh! I know who that was!
>>155594024I'll let you take one guess
>>155594024why doesn't gary load up Seattle like he does Vegas?
>>155594100same reason he doesn't do it to SLC or Vancouver
>Darren raddysh for a 5th and he was signed already>Mackie Samoskevich for a 25th overall and the 45th overall selection in the 2026 draft and Mackie isn't signed yet!WTF DOES THE FLORIDA GM HAVE ON BOTTERILL THIS IS CRAZY THE LEAGUE NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE THIS IS LEGIT CHEATING WHY IS BEING A KTAKHEAD SO FUCKIN BAD GARY YOU PIECVE OF SHIT. fuck you botterill you fuckin faggot a dog coulve garled into a phone and made a better DEAL!!!!~!!@
>>155594100Gary has to convince vegas to like hockey
shannon's talking about expansion again, did he get the orders from gary?
Does the Kraken exist to make the Panthers good?
You guys are just now realizing that seattle is the new arizona? A team that gary can use to free up his sunbelt team's shitty contracts and send shit players away for 1st and 2nd round picks? He knows all the dipshits that go to the games are going regardless and even if they don't, seattle's big businesses will just buy the tickets so they can hand them out as incentives to their good goy employees or clients as something to do on a Tuesday night. You're all being bamboozled by gary again.
>>155592793Thats not the point you fucking retarded faggot
>>155594388FUCKING DIGUSTING
>>155588226Oilers bros we got our guy
>>155594458he puts his dick in sons, he's perfect for edmonton.
>>155594417you're the one who has a problem with someone earning 4 mil asshatwhy do you fucking care
>Samoskevich for $7.5x8
>>155592912>>155593297I did that, keep drinking to avoid a hangover. Well do that long enough and when you do stop its more withdrawl. I was hospitalized twice.Drinking is fun but its literally poison. I quit a few years ago
>>155594621>not showing exactly where the previous players were draftedI would think someone who makes these meme charts would be all about bloat
>>155594497Take the cum out of your eyes and read my post again you cock sucking queer. Holy fuck some of you are retarded as fuck. You're clearly from Edmonton.
>>155588226good signing desu. sadly the oilers have pissed away their chances already with jarry, nurse and frederic.
>>155594659Ivan Ryabkin fell in the draft last year because of bloat
>>155594741Yeah except Canucks had to dump his ass cause hes so shitty lol enjoy soilers
>>155594736what for all you do is cry about some guy earning 4 mil as if it matters to you in any waythe tears will flow
Canada has won more Calder Cups in the last 2 years than Stanley Cups in the last 35
>>155590630they really are a krakhouse
>>155594949the calder cup isnt a competition of nations
>>155594621Why am I not on this list?
And there it is.
>>155592912have you considered AA? That's where my sister met her husband
>its a competition of nations cause i said sothe greatest cope of allby fans of teams with zero (0) cups
My team wins the cup every season. Seethe more.
my players won the cupi am a winner
the minnesota wild were raped by colorado 4-1 and colorado was swept by vegas. i think minnesota is the one team in the central that might miss ploffs next year since nashville is getting better
>>155595168your liiga team players?
>>155595267yeah
As a Leafs fan, I can see this trade taking place at the draft lottery
>were rapedby not having their two best defense-orientated players available. You'd think a swede of all would get that, but then again, you're all being replaced willingly.
>>155595303>replace one statpadder who can't be clutch in the big games with another one, oh, and we'll send some firsts over tooretard.
>>155595303Never happen, but I would love to see it just for giggles
>rapey is inand with that i am out
>>155595402you've been out for years, faggot.
a bro brought me lunch at work it was pretty decent hawaiian food
>>155595725poke bowl and spam sushi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woUt7wPe8Owthis had to inspire like 3 burzum albums. anyway what shows are we watching this summer
>>155595725he's a great friend. you should be thankful for him
>working on Sunday Thank you Gary
>>155595303Both want out of canacuck.
>>155595857baseball for real sports and kickball for yuro sport haven't watched a tv program in years, actually but I'm usually watching something on [Adult Swim], like Mike Tyson Mysteries
>>155595857the sopranos?
>>155595965source?
>>155596447their post-game interviews
>>155596485post one that mentions it
>>155596515No. Do your own homework.
>>155594240>this mad
an american wants out of his american home teams because it is in the snowbeltand that is a cold hard facthttps://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/sources-dylan-larkin-requests-trade-from-detroit/
Hellabucks to FLA for 2 firsts and 2 seconds you heard it here first
>5.9M viewers for game 6Holy absolute fucking KEK. Glad to see I was proved right that no one gave a fuck about this final. Tick tock trannies, NHL will not survive.ALSO BREAKING NEWS: IRAN JUST SCORED
>>155596947He wants to get further away from canada and that is a cold hard fact.
>>155597114did they really? american retard. stick to handegg
>>155595178>nashville is getting betterThey are? How? Their top six has like an average age of 34.
>>155597432It didn't count apparently lel
>>155597114CORRECTION!!!>No Scarr for Tehran
>>155597114I hate Gary so much
>>155597511He's just a softpusy cuck fangay seething about the Wild. Never mind him.
>>155597511that doesnt matter hockey works mostly on vibes and feels and they ended last season in pretty good shape. reminder you thought ducks would finish last in the pacific
>>155597432you guys got btfo yesterday kek
>>155597929There's no difference between finishing last and losing in the Stanley Cup final in the NHL.
>>155598117*if you have moderate to severe autism
>>155574072put out a water bowl. he's thirsty!
>gary hands his canes a free ride to the finals (it was their turn)>game 1 surged with viewers>cup winning game, huge drop in viewerskek. wdhmbt?
>>155598117there is however a big difference between making ploffs or not when your paying 17M/year for a ruzzki anyway if you want my god tier predictions for next season>pacific remains mostly unchanged but>ducks miss playoffs>sharks make it>flames, canucks, kraken find themselves again at the bottom. kraken might do better than last year>sota' misses playoffs, preds make it>blues, blackcocks, jets miss too>laffs back in ploffs thanks to mckenna; along with bolts, kitties, sabres, habs>flyers, buds, canes, everyone else sucks
>>155598542Retard.
>>155598117that's a losers mentality
>>155598542>yeah, butkwab
in'shallah
>>155598451>sunbelt teams>having fans
>>155599103>>155599103>fansThey only need one
>>155599043I say this and I have a broccoli haircut and I listen to Drake
>>155598117cope we won the clarence campbellb owl
Do you think the nhl will survive long enough to make it the 2030 wc?
>>155598281>>155598786Then tell me, what are the benefits in making the playoffs in the NHL? In the SHL playing playoff games means extra revenue that could turns into 2 good players for the next season and agents wanting to place their players there rather than in a team that was battling relegation.In the NHL nothing matters because the owners always spend to the cap anyways and the players only want to play where they can wear flip-flops to the rink and pay less taxes.
>>155600009The NHL is a cockroach. Any other sports league would have died from the insane amount of mismanagement. Only the NHL will survive balkanization/civil war/ww3
>>155600136Probably true and even then, itll still be the least watch "big" sport in the US. Kuhrazy
Swedecuck is absolutely BOILIN' and BUBBLIN' about American Hockey on a Sunday night.
>>155600648i mean why wouldnt she? no one cares about hockey and in sure the shl probably peaks at 1 million viewers or some shit lmao
Kraken is the worst ran nhl team ive ever seen. Wtf is their gameplan? Gather 40 point players and be mid forever?
>>155603775be a LTIR contract sponge for the team gary wants to be successful, just like arizona was.
>>155603775an entire team of shane wrights would have sounded scary 4-5 years ago
>take my dad out for breakfast for father's day>miss out on /hoc/ talking about my shit teamWho the fuck is Samoskevich? The fuck is with this team and picking up the sloppy seconds of cup winning teams?
dallas is going to have to trade jason robertson
>>155604886In my NHL25 playthrough, I had Wright as my RW3, he got 40 goals that season. Flipped him to MTL for the 1st overall, drafted schaefer, they then gave him a 19mx8 extension. Laughed my ass off at that. Anyways, that's my story. As you see. Learned my lesson and so did she.
who asked
I did.
>>155605180Why
>>155605676brave
>>155605822you're not supposed to ask that
>>155605174your dad is way more important than /hoc/
>>155605180maybe they can trade for a competent d-man.
>>155585448good afternoon fellow caniac
>Brady Tkachuk is indeed being traded to the Panthershahahahahahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155606011Why
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE SNES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155606290Thank you I was looking for this during the Qatar WC game
So no larkin for the pants then, huh?
WE BACK BABYYYElliotte Friedman@FriedgeHNICBrady Tkachuk is indeed being traded to the Panthers, as first reported by @PierreVLeBrun
Wow, snes get 3 #1's and a #2. Nice haul.
>>155606211>>155606374Really?
b-b-but...
Well, at least he got traded to the other conference...
Brendan Tobin repostedPierre LeBrun@PierreVLeBrun·1mMy understanding is the Senators also had conversations with Carolina and Vegas, other teams that were on Tkachuk's list. I also think Minnesota was on the list. Four-team list but in the end, Brady obviously wanted to go join his brother in Florida. Senators made the best of a tough situation.
>>155606403(((Friedman))) just xweexed it
>>155606415Damn, fuckin sens traded their fucking captain when he was all in on a team. What a trash organization.
>memeolinaPrior to the stan lee, why would anyone want to join that team full of choke artists?
>>155606415Never trust an Amerimutt. Need to get Matt Cooke out of retirement to stomp on some achilles tendons
>>155606463>I also think Minnesota was on the list.Thank fuck for that. Didn't want him.
>>155606463>9 & 25 this year, first 2029 and a second in 2030if 2029 doesn't have some goofy protection clause that's pretty good for ottawa
>>155606570>Matt CookeHide yo Tyson Bussies!
I DEMAND A TRADE TO A CONTENDING TEAM
>it's realKWAB
Matt, Gaudreau, Hughes, now Brady, there's no way Canadian teams are drafting Americans top 10 anymore, right?
>>155606557
imagine trading him in-divisionMelnyk never would've agreed to that
>>155606704Just dont draft players with brothers
>>155606794what if his brother is a bust?
>>155606704what's an "American top 10"
Why do americans quit on their teams so easily? It's kind of sad really
>>155606894They believe in no snowbelt taxation without cup winning reputation
>a new canadian cope just droppedNeat
I find it more concerning that the cuck canadian media kept this a secret. They obviously new this was coming but didnt say shit about it.
>>155606894we have a culture that doesn't value company loyalty
>>155606998Don't worry, adding it right now.
>>1556068941993
>>155606894Cope captain america is a lifer for our leafs
a mind prison of your own creatormind prison guards raping you, again, of your own creation
Pierre LeBrun@PierreVLeBrun·3mThe picks going to Ottawa will be the 9th overall pick this year, 25th overall this year, 2029 first-round pick and a 2030 second round pick.I think the Senators tried on Lundell but Florida held firm, Panthers view him as a 1C. Didn't want to trade him.
Oh, this is just a retirement team.
on the bright side, Canada just got more attractive per capita now that Sloth is gone
women they will come and they will gowhen the rain washes you clean you'll know
>>155607102JEN
Tkachuk opens the floodgates. Everybody leaves the leaves now.
>>155606894They all wish they were NBA nigs so they try to act like them
>my Sensies actually traded BradyHaha what the fuck? Three firsts is pretty nice though. >our farm system was looking pretty grim
Team hopping is kinda cringe not going to lie
but what is it? an "American top 10"?
>>155607094Kwab
>>155607237Tell that to Teemu.
guess the kitties have cemented their status of clown meme circus team then, honestly was a long time coming
>canada's best prospect this season opted to play in the NCAA over staying in canada>w-w-what's an american top 10 doh?
>American captaincyNot even once. Fatthews is next when McKenna busts
>>155607249He means drafting an american within the first 10 picks you shit brained moron.
so who's next? Hellebyuck is the betting favourite, but I can see Boeser leaving. there were already rumours of him leaving when his dad diedmy cope is that the Habs have the most American core, and seeing them lose Hutson or Caufield in the next few years would be funny
>>155607284
>>155607392Also, Tukka.
>>155607326lol won the last 2 of three cups. and went to 3 of the last 4. I take it
no amount of psyopping will be enough to convince me that slothy is good, sorry kitties
>>155607326can they make playoffs next year? I see them on the decline
No one cares what tripfag tourist thinks
>>155607187Ullmark needs a real team
>>155607420>I take itYeah, we're all VERY aware of what you take.
>>155607365but Hutson and Caufield are Canadian
>>155607540>>155607540>>155607540NEW
>>155607489He's a canadien, retard. Not a canadian. See. This is why I told gary to change their name. It's too confusing for the simpletons.
>>155606211KWAB
