2011 was peak for this shit sport
First!
>>155555315/thread
>tfw
Horiguchi. just imagine Kape as a Korean as you fight.
few realize this card makes the white house card look like a joke
UFC fight pass just got some bogan commentating volk vs lopes from the crowd
Based
Oh shit Mitch Roposo
>>155555386Second.Edit: woah okay didn’t expect that. thanks strangerEdit 2: really?!! more gold!? Seriously you guys are wild! Thank you!!! >.<Edit 3: enough. I know it is one of the top comments but please donate that gold to a charity on Palestine if this post really speaks to you. Remember Love Trumps hate and Slava Ukraine Edit 4: more. gold. I give up
started properly hydrating now my pisses take forever
>>155549795>Kyoji Whoregucci>Navajo Sterling>Christian Rodriguez>Murtazali Magomedov>Vinicius Oliveira
>>155555498This card is for the hardcores
Anyone got a stream? *opens mouth*
>>155555803paramount+
>>155555728>Thank you, Joe! I just wanted to take this chance to say: I have never liked canada! I think it stinks! I like America! America is good while canada is bad! All I ever wanted was to make Americans happy and that's why I fought so hard tonight. Thank you, America! I love you, America, not canada! USA! USA! USA!
>>155555232>>155555490>flyweightnm i take this back. >>155555490come back when you obtain a man's weight (middleweight minimum)
theyre pushing kape a little too hard, hope he gets heemed
This could've been the white house card
>Anon, can I watch the fights with you???>puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeez?
>>155555803I would give you one but I would be banned
>>155555980Can't risk Kape calling the President a faggot
woah both these doos kissable
>>155555803
Wonk nose freak spotted
>>155555232The only fight worth watching this year from this shit company
>>155555555me vs (You)
>>155556052It's alright man >>155556120Thanks bud *tongue kisses you*
They're really milking those pirates of the carribean royalties lmao
just put $3 on the georgian let's heckin go
I have no idea why this American twink should be a favourite against some bearded Caucasian who trains with Merab.
>>155556144Monitor
>>155556258It is a GOAT themetune though
>>155556273It's the Gaethje Era dumbass
People forget man, the Pirates theme is just a remix of the Gladiator theme
Manel Kape vs. Kyoji HoriguchiIon Cutelaba vs. Navajo StirlingHyder Amil vs. Christian RodriguezMelsik Baghdasaryan vs. Murtazali MagomedovVinicius Oliveira vs. Andre Fili
>>155556381
GOAThje mentioned
we would be remiss to ignore the contribution of southern jazz musicians
>>155556403Stipe looks way younger
>>155555232where can I watch UFC stuff live? I don't have a subscription or anythingg
*enters thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDP6i4kUXvE&list=RDoDP6i4kUXvE&start_radio=1
Popped a blue chew, ready for some WMMA
>>155556626aren't those fast acting b?
This is a banger!
Collins sucks. Pressures Tanzilovi and does nothing with it. He is shook. He is a pussy. Not a killer.
>>155556554did you try the internet?
>>155556403I love CTE shadow boxing
>>155556381Manel KapeNavajo StirlingChristian RodriguezMurtazali MagomedovVinicius Oliveira
>>155556677
Hard to score the first. It might go to Tanzi but he is gassing more than Collins.
>>155556671This is gonna be my first time ever watching ufc live I wanna get into it, dont you need a subscription service for itWho do you root for tonight
>>155555902greentext doesnt hit the same without gsp saying that he likes to fuck black women
>>155556776Collins is very hittable
It has been years since we have since Payton Talbott. Just saying.
>>155556832you're right I've forgotten the soul of the meme thank you b
>>155556868For sure b
>>155556868speak english b
The showboating georgian, as he's known in the gay nightclub scene
>bearded freak showboating
boooo
Showboating and shooting a double is funny as fuck
Do you guys still think Paddy would lose to ilia
20-16 Tanzilovi Anything else is a robbery
damn saved by the bell
Paddy would DESTROY Ilia
I can't believe Conor is fighting again.He is a cocaine junky, not a fighter. And it has been that way for literally years and years.
Shane “Tom” Collins
So Gane cheated, AGAIN. We can pretend it's a mistranslation, we can pretend it's ignorance of the rules, or we can admit he's a cheating cunt.
Mauricio Ruffy deserves the title shot. He is the next GSP tier athlete
>>155557392He is going to know hollow wey out
this the type of fight you show your normal friends and they call you a faggot
The absolute state of Collin's TDDTOTAL TRASHAt least he can get out of the bottom position though
>>155557496
>>155556381Kape Cutelaba Rodriguez Magomedov Vinicius
>Never, ever believe in yourself; and give up.
>>155557452Get your facts straight bud >FedorJuiced>JonesJuiced Poked >GSPJuiced Greased Bored >GaneUnderstood the rules and has never done anything wrong.
Collins needs to stop chasing chokes
These boys are getting fruity with their striking
Jim Miller deserves a title shot any time he wants one
>>155557699>former training partners soft ass fighters protecting themselves
Collins has no power in the hands. Ilia would have folded Tanzi with those bawldy shawlts
even if gane cheated, my goat didnt do a goddamn thing in round 2. simple as.
Cut both of these cans.That said, 30-24 to Tanzilobi.
>>155557722Jim Miller vs King Green in an eliminator for the next shot at Gaethje.
>>155556381KapeStirlingHyderMagomedovLokdog
I notice the tranny freak isn't here. Xe must be gooning.
>>155555232Fuck Dana
Dagegeorgian rats BTFO!!
aw shucks my $3
The coaches arm and hand movements after lmao
georgian L after L
Lol good ol' American grit won out in the end
Vintage Gaethje Era W
me soon
>tiny lesbothey aren't even trying
>bite down on my mouthpiece >be a dog >for fifteen minutes at an above average pace to be decided by three qualified judges put in place by the athletic commission >on ten days notice
>It's a Heidi Androl card
santos is cute
I cannot watch women perform mixed martial arts
>This girl is on fireAwful song. Music sucks.
>>155558468Without my johnson in my mano
put $5 on this not going the distance let's hecking go!
clit submission
onlyfans.com/luanasantosmma
>GnRBased. Music rocks
>>155558468you're supposed to just goon
>>155558591a half inch advantage to hosa
>>155558638not watching. what song did he pick
Aw hell yeah some more mma can't wait to watch
>>155558729Rosa walked out to Welcoem to the JungleThe other girl walked out to some black wailing ballad crap, maybe Alicia Keys or something.
>tfw wmma
>>155558801GnR is based, but im more of a motley crue guy
>>155558468KNUCK sisters win again
Dumb crotch-sniffer bitch. Cut Santos. Send her straight to Onlyfans HQ. Let the Jews deal with her. We are too good for her. We are KINGS.
>>155558817
So based
>>155556273
Santos may sit on my face
>>155559021My bad
you guys are actually watching that shit?
10-9 SantosImagine losing to a hot girl who probably only does MMA part-time
>>155559134Yeah man, Santos shi be jiggling fr
>>155559134nope I'm playing videogames with UFC on mute
>>155559134blasting Dr. Feelgood so kinda yeah maybe
I can see her pussy
>>155559134Get the fuck out normie. Your time was last time. Tonight is for the sickos.
Lmao w*men fucking suck. Can we just cut these dumb fucking bitches? I'm sure you could go find some ratchet bitches on the streets on Chicago, or in the favelas, who would beat these soft bitches.
>>155559368Give me 15 minutes Id beat the shit out of both of them in a shitty asian casino
>>155559368I think Dana is slowly shutting down wmma
>>155556381Kyoji HoriguchiIon Cutelaba Christian RodriguezMelsik Baghdasaryan Vinicius Oliveira
Straight women shouldn't be allowed in WMMA
>throw a kick at the beginning of the round>slip>spend the entire round on the bottom
>>155559467>slowlyfull steam ahead you bald fuck
>>155559557Many such cases!
Rosa was ranked #8BAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Both of these women are ranked btw
>>155559222
you only have a minute with your corner and you bring women that are talking during that time
why does manel kape have titties now?
>>155559743>now
I'm rooting for Kape just in case he calls someone a faggot on the mic again
>actually watching apex slopwhy do this to yourself b?
ROUND AND ROUNDWELL LOOVELL FIND A WAYJUST GIVE IT TIME
>>155559526
>>155559868i didnt pay for that crap so its okay
>>155559868to be the man you got to be the man
>>155559868>Coming to heem without watching the eventswhy do this to yourself b?
whos got less talent, Nikki Sixx or that nigga from Kiss?
>>155559905Bryce looking good
>>155559706
Good night, little piggy.
>>155560058idk but i cant stand nikki because doo never shuts the fuck up
aw shucks my $5
>>155560058home sweet home by motley Crue has one of the best solos ever that shit gets constant plays on my playlist. both those fags suck btw
>>155559905woah shes actually hot
watching women fight is painful. santos is absolute shit and she is in total control
>>155560149
15 minutes of absolute shit.And that woman "athlete" was apparently the eighth best in the world. She gets paid to do this.
Santos has a big brapper and cute feetShe deserves the win
I like seeing bitches fight
>>155560457Remember that next time someone tries to say a trained WMMA fighter could beat an untrained man
I want the big bitches to be fighting 170-400. Thats reasonable
>>155560603they could beat my meatahahahaa
Hating WMMA is cazzie coded
>>155560497That's why you live at home with both of your moms right?
>>155560603>Buh Buh Buh manda noon fez
mr bean lookin ass
i hate wmma
the management strictly signs bums and puts on bad fights so well trash them
^gay coded post
BACK TO THE MENBased.Women need to FUCK OFF.
>>155560811
>>155560742slurping up wmma shows youre a khabib baby
>>155560845Buddy we're only ironically gay in here
i collect bjd dolls and like fights u can do both
>>155560898you're not
someone heempill me on bluechew
Georgian MMA has been a curse on the world
>>155560913I dont understand what you said but will trust it translates out
>>155561019Just stop masturbating
>>155561019you know those rhino pills from the gas station? you can get them through your insurance
This guy is horrifically ugly
>>155561105Turn your monitor on
>>155561024Atlanta truly is hell
the armenian kinda looks like mr. bean
>bluechew ad on a apex carddo they think we have lots of sex or something?
This dude has a huge dick and ballsOh wait I forgot to turn my monitor on
>>155561168Can’t unsee it lmao
are these doos white?
>>155561086i rarely masturbate tho>>155561098thx b
>>155561124well that's him done
>there are subhuman freaks who bought a paramount+ subscription to watch this slop
>>155561238Christian Caucasians are White, Muslim Caucasians are brown
>>155561289I heard they take the money right out of your Canadian taxes
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM FOLDY
HEEEM STOPPY
INGURRRLAND
embarrassingi'd kill myself
"if I was Arman I'd force that down your throat"Joe Rogan to Justin Gaethje
KWAB
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
lmao ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah wtf was that ahahahahaha
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mr bean is down
KEK LANKLET DEAD
what the fuck was that????????? wtf
Put him in WMMA
Looked like a wounded gazelle
shitbyezan sucks
that's just....... embarassing
>>155556381KapeNavajoChrist RodMagomedovVinnie Olives
Just how bad is the Shartblazyan family?
fuck hes an atlantan
>>155561375white trash girls are sex ong
This shit looked like domestic violence more than a fight wtf was this shit?????
shabaz bros.... the dynasty dreams are over...
the merab fuck toy walks on
He's georgian... I thought that was the english flag
sterling is mouthing wtf
Men are clearly not designed to fight, the poor fellas can't stand in there for more than a couple of seconds and fold to the tiniest bit of pressure. They should stay in the kitchen and let the women fight.
>>155561466how much domestic violence have you seen? war machine went harder
It was a bad weight cut, elevation issues, got poked in the eye, and he's pretty sure he felt some back of the head strikes.
Shades of Ilia vs Damon Jackson
>>155556381Kyoji HoriguchiNavajo StirlingChristian RodriguezMurtazali MagomedovVinicius Oliveira
fuck the 4oz faggots
Fuck me it's Apturo Topturo
>SNIFF
>>155556381Kyoji HoriguchiNavajo StirlingHyder AmilMurtazali MagomedovVinicius Oliveira
Is having a brother in the UFC the worst base for MMA? The Dookie brothers, the Basharat brothers, the Snoozeman brothers. Only Aleksandre has escaped so far...
>>155561375goddamn
Can we tone down the racism and right wing sentiment on here, guys? It's getting really problematic.
if racism was bad then why is society more racist than ever
You guys seriously watching this crap
I'm glad we're over making fun of Aswell's name. It's low IQ and cringe. Though admittedly, I used to do it Aswell.
>Can we tone down the racism and right wing sentiment on here, guys? It's getting really problematic.
>>155561761>zogbot telling me what to do
HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH
How was the ufc shit?
>>155561826>Michael The Texas Kid Aswell Junior his full name is dogshit
>>155561761nothings gayer than a big dude playing feelings police
>>155561905What about sucking a dick
Michael looks old As Well
he's a dog!
>>155561905I didn't think anything was gayer than you.
This dude looks like topigletLet's hope his bacon bussy gets broken in good
>barking
quick turn around innit?
herb queen
>>155561937you would know a thing or two about sucking a dick
>HOW DID DIS DOO EVER MAYKE 135!?!?
>>155561937>>155561944you guys work it out
>>155561971Ilia regen
>>155561937If it's your friend's dick, it isn't gay. No one is gonna call you gay if you suck off your friend every now and then when he's feeling down
>>155561905whens the last time you were a sergeant in the united states navy?
will someone teach these guys to not back up
ah shit they weemin
bolanos strikes are slow like the sloth on sake
Chokheli did it. Aswell CAN'T do it. SAD. And now he is looking SLOW. WEAK PERFORMANCE. LOW SPIRIT. FRAUDULENT
>>155561905Luke Thomas is 6'6 and a former Marine and could pin you down and literally rape you (i.e. forcefully insert his penis into your anus, tearing the anal canal and causing it to bleed, while you scream and cry) and there is nothing you can do about it.How gay is that, big boy?
>Ilia already coming back against BSD
>>155561984And you'd know two things or three
>>155562069BSD is going to break his face again, he will retire and unretire for a fight in his early 30s
Pathetic performance from Aswell. He had clean striking for about 1 minute. And after that he has been sloppy. He should probably toss himself off a very tall building.
Gambling herb about to fuck it up
topuria lookin ass doo
10-9 Bolanos
>>155562080
fuck herb dean
Aswell Senior would not be proud.
Blew his load in the first minute, and is now going to lose the fight. Oh, and he barked like an idiot.
>>155562146why not jump from a better venue than the mega apex
herb nigger dean
heem incoming t minus 30 seconds
>>155562264POTY
Aswell gasses out so fast
Aswell is a cuckold. I fuck his wife in front of him because his little pecker can't please her.
First minute aswell about to be a mythical fighter
>>155562274
this doo really hates aswell
>>155561675who is this beautiful yellow princess
ass well
Commentators were riding asweel's dick untol it became obvious that he SUCKS Bolanos 20-18
it's difficult to pay attention to or care about these fights
thanks for the guidance silly goose mma... what would we do without you...
Bolanos SUCKSSo losing to him means you REALLY suck
tell the fucking Spanish coach to shut the fuck up already
Ball anus
ASwell has meh power. I'd KO a kid if I hit him. This sissy has no power.
ROLLING THUNDER WATCH
we dont listen to that crap here
huge mistake for ilia to have had a turn around so quickly
Cut both these bums
Aswell by brutal split decision
A heckin' rolling thunder kick?!
that was wmma-esque
bolanos won that exchange btw
Bo Lawn Ohs
>>155562504karina
>>155562664>now aswell is just going to rain down punchescommentary really is incapable of getting it right
So nice not to be watchiHYDRATION BREAKng Soccer
ONE MORE RUNILIA BROS
This guy speaks perfect English
based love my dad
>daddy
doo sounds ZESTY
LMAO would never catch me crying *jerks off to anime*
Ilia got some Wolverine esque recovery to be fighting again this soon
WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAH GET OFF MY SCREEN CRYBABY BITCH!
Gay hate my dad
Daddy posting in the gon. Real one.
>this nigga speak american
aw
>>155562763we know b
>irl daddy posting
i want minty to sit on my face
>>155562757crying in a second language sounds a bit like that
People thought Aswell was good because he came in at short notice against some jacked African and only lost by a smidge. But no, he fucking sucks.
blud said daddyDADDY
>>155562753>>155562757He straight up said it like he was moaning it while riding cockThis peculiar boy gonna be one to watch
I hate mintybets and her bullshit no hoper betting "advice"
had to log in to heem after he said daddy cause i knew you fags were gon have some funny shit to say clocked that periodt
Raposo is a genuine atomweight
An ode to Zatdaddy in the octagon. Chills.
>>155562820
>>155562825you cant hear her talking when she's crushing your head with her thighs
We should have a Picoweight weight class and have anorexic people beat each other to death
Rapeonso upon consideration
This is Moutinho's bro, he's getting heemed
>>155562857what reaction does this image convey
He is the favourite, but Nascimento looks like a soft BJJ guy to me.
>CRY FOR YOUR DADDY>ILL FUCK YOU UP PADDY>AM I RIGHT CINCINNATI
im finna heem some old ugly cripple bitches rn 4 reel b
guido
>>155562904.... and the Bon Jovi walkout doesn't help that
What does "b" even mean anyway
>>155562945Stop talking to yourself
Getting slapped up to Bon Jovi
>>155562954short for bro which is short for brother
>>155562954Bubba
>>155562954Brendan
>>155562954bappa
>>155562954Bolaños
>>155562962But I'm the only cool guy here
Raposo wth the right game plane. Striking heavy with the soft BJJ guy. Turn it dirty.
doo in purple looks like he got a little suga in the tank
you finna know it !
My Sicilian brother gon heem
raposos baby appendages are fucking disgusting grow up you midget freak!
i bet $1k karate kid tko
Manel kape literally has boobs kek.blk boy booty bitch feminisation is inescapable sadly... Their bodies literally want them to be women.....
>>155563092Based. Blkbois must embrace their femininity.
does dom cruz commentate fight nights anymore
tall doo finna gas and get finished in the third
10-9 Raposo
>>155563092So that's why they're so obsessed with shoes.......
maori bitch tits status??
You now remember Il*a T*puria (sissy raped bitch)
Justin gloves were loaded any non cazzie could see these like a Jew sees a penny on the sidewalk
One look at N*scimento and you can see he is a soft BJJ guy.
>>155563179i've been watching since before you so i outnoncazzie you and gaethje won clean
they both have blue shorts so idk who tf is who
Any men's division under 155 should be cut this shit is embarrassing
Crotchsniffing bitchboy can't get TD
Bitchboy Raposo constnatly skipping away. Pussy mode. Stand and fight. Bitch.
Judges will score that round for R*poso because he skipped away for 4 minutes. SAD.
lol this corner
Bad night for the favourites. I don't know why N*scimento would be a favourite, though. He is a soft bitchboy. Not a fighter.
>>155556381KapeCutelabaRodriguezMagomedovLokdog
keeps grabbng his shorts like doodoostin poorier
Enough of this slurper let's get some WMMA in here
>>155563222I remember watching Josh Thompson ko Nate live lil bro sit down
I officially revoke Raposo's spaghetti privileges
>drop opponent>tangle with him so he has time to recover
29-28 Raposo because he "won" round 2 by skipping away for 4 minutes.
How fights at the gaypex are commissioned is beyond me might as well fight in Dana's basement
imagine slipping a bluechew in DDP's drink and then sending him into an all-ladies club in africa
MMA fighters need to learn that 90% of the time, they simply cannot finish a fight by ground n pound. They cannot do it. It is beyond them. They don't have the strength.
>>155563503bro no one cares
Bitch Rapeoso innit
>Unranked WMMA in the apex
Everyone's daddy is dying wtf
>>155563601Post made me laugh
>>155560742>Hating WMMA is cazzie coded>t.
>>155563544It wouldn't be strong enough, he needs men in short shorts to get going
>>155562954boy
English rose
Melissa broke her foot shes about to get raped
this bitch was just crying I wonder if her daddy's dead too?
The apex is Dana's gimp dungeon
>>155556381HoriguchiStirlingRodriguezMagomedovFili
She looks shook as hell
hate that champ is here song
who actually dislikes the GODpex?
>>155556381HoriguchiStirlingRodriguezMagomedovFiliForgot my FUCKIng pic
The Only way Max Hollowat beats Conor McGregor is by walking through hell and back because that is exactly what its gonna be like fighting Conor
this woman's breasts are fake
>>155563703Foots broken
>>155556381KapeNava JoeC RodMagomedovVicious Olives
Melissa looks like she heems a good minge
>>155556381KapeStirlingRodriguezMagomedovOliveira
>>155563764Hasn't Conor been retired for like 20 years
these are some leftover women
beltran gets pegged
Might as well get Uber drivers to fight in a abandoned warehouse lmao
The jab? Lucky.
>>155563829The GnP? illegal.
Imagine if they kissed hahahahaha
These fighters fighting for 30k meanwhile Dana playing 100k hands of blackjack kek
>>155563791Retired? No No No No. He has been perfecting his craft. Max wont know whats coming to him
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
SHEEM TAPPY
>>155556381KapeNavajoAmilMagoVini
bongbros nooo
wow she is a idiot she had her
snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
be a mosquito
i'm glad it's over
Post pics of miesha tate
>going to the ground with Mesquitadumb woman
>>155563903And his craft? Rape.
>women
yo that bong girl has actual old school autism
BITCH WHY ARE YOU SOBBING
she is crying lol
I loved seeing the dumb crying look on that stupid bitch's face. She has had a slight realisation how worthless and shit she is. But only a slight realisation. If only she could know the true extent of her worthlessness, she would implode. God, how I wish she would implode.
>smirks and emotes>fumbles win and criesugly bitch
Fuck dumbass lost me 7 bucks by going to the ground. I would have made like 40 bucks.
UFC 250 was a top 5 sporting event I've ever seen absolute top tier kino
I love women
DESU
>>155564005Calm down Elliot Rodger
>>155564005
>>155563960Yes Max is gonna get raped in that octagon
>>155556381Manel Kape Navajo StirlingChristian RodriguezMurtazali MagomedovVinicius Oliveira
> enters the thread
I love the thought of a hot WMMA girl falling in love with me. And one day, she asks me out. I have thought about it a lot, and I decide that I would rather not date a woman who spends so much time "rolling" with men during practice. So I turn her down. And she beats the crap out of me, and forces me to date her, under threat of further beatings.>>155564039Based. Dana looks happy.
>>155564039Honestly I love the UFC but this shit was a cringe fest
>>155564062but not by Conor
>>155564005bong yourself mate
>>155564039>that trumpoof
Should I crack and sip my Freedom 250 Monster?
>>155564078Of course by Conor
>>155564092no no
>>155564090>ultra red white and bluekino.
>>155564066She tanked that
>>155564068You've outdone yourself mate
>>155564039i'll never get a cute American girl to marry mei'll never be American
Only watching this crap until world cup kino
>melaik baghasoaryan vs murtazali magomedovOk no, literally who. who the fuck?
>>155564108Yes Yes
Manure "The Pygmy" Krap
>>155564039america is hilarious
>>155564144herb dean is the ref
>>155564133Surely they will swang and bang and not fight like third world rats hugging each other for 3 rounds
>>155564159we like to have a good time
He's not Ilia Topuria anymore, Gaethje beat some American into him and now he's Elijah Honey
pico de galo neegro
>nickname is "The Gallant Nigger">is visibly white
That dumb piece of shit Aswell was a gigantic favourite against that other idiot Bolanos, and he managed to lose. Lima is also a giant favourite against another gormless-looking Hispanic moron with a shit record. Let's see if Lima is as pathetic, worthless and dogshit as Aswell was.
yo is that big x the fatass??
>>155556381Kape StirlingRodriguezMagomedovOliveira
>>155564182Gloves were loaded cazzie
>>155556381HoriguchiCutelabaRodriguezMagomedovOliveira
>>155564005heem is not for racism or sexism
>>155564182More like Eli Top
>>155564236YESITIS
>>155564039Non Americans cant understand the hard on a real american receives from the 12 jet flyover
Can someone tell this young idiot from Brazil to stop dancing and to get in the cage and fight?
>that die for israel adho lee fuk
>>155564066holy shit did she actually tank that shit
Still my boy forever my boy
>>155564083It's a mudslime/indian. You can instantly tell.
>>155564005based
>>155564204Justin said he was throwing missiles no one listened
This nigga lima inactive as shit
>>155556381goochcute labia minoraChristian RodriguezMurtazali MagomedovAndre Fili
gloves weren't loaded, my friend
BORJAAAA..... s
Kevin The Black Cock Borjas
DANEH GIB ME DE TRUCK
>>155564253>dyingonly brown people do that
i would simply switch the vaseline with my jit, confusing the opp and making my signature spinning left jab
>Pads his gloves with concrete, doesn’t accept gifts from other men, and thinks about situations he’d get raped inJust how based can one man get? I kneel gaethje.
The gloves were loaded with absolute bombs thats for sure
>>155564326>Letting a terrorist snitch be your manager >Swindled out of millions your career >Based
>2032>anon is still trying to make the loaded glove gimmick stick
>>155556381KapeStirlingRodriguezBaghdasaryanFili
just broke in my neck curl harness and i'm. having trouble swallowing
Lets not make a new thread Lets stay in this one
>>155556381KapeStirlingAmilMelsikOliveira
Borjas sucks
Justin Gaethje vs Conor McGregor would be something
WOBBLY
>>155564378no new threads no we dont do thatfuck a new thread where your old threads at?
Oh fer shurrrr Lima you are so much better than Borjas fur shurrrrrrStupid idiots.This card is an embarrassment to the sport. I am convinced Jake Paul could beat everyione on this card thus far with just a couple of years of training.
"overcoming sexual assault"?
Kayla Harrison sexual assault
I am a survivor of sexual assault. A random guy squeezed my ass in a club once. I survived. But I still think back to that day, and wish, so badly wish, that it has been a woman, and that it would happen more often.
The gaypex just ain't it
what the fuck is this commentary
Dirty fucking favelamonkey, shameful display
>>155555232Black Bvll x Asian boyLet me guess : the bbc won ?
>>155564488The only thing worse than DC or Bisping on commentary is both of them on commentary together
Based Lima going for that no contest because he was losing a fight he was a massive favourite in.>>155564191>>155564191>>155564191>>155564191DING DING DING DING DING
heem nutty
borjas is the best shitty fighter. imagine if he had more than 3 minutes of gas tank.
Heem nutty Kwab
the silence of the venue is deafening
it's over.
My niggas getting a live ball inspection
This dude thinks he's war machine
NUT STATUS
HEEM NUTTYHE'S OLE ONE NUT NOW
I have never been that badly injured from a shot to the groin. I guess my cock is just bigger, harder and more pleasure-inducing than theirs.
>>155564373Anon permaheemed in the game thread?
imagine a cup made out of steel so it hurts the strikers foot
Why are brazilians such cheating monkeys bros
He kicked him in the bottom of the nuts
>>155564476I really wish they stopped doing this
karma for coming in overweight
doc please inspect my balls for trauma
I was trying to pinpoint who this guy looks like and now it came to me, johnny somali
Heem goochI know his piss tube is burning like fire right now
oh shid
lima showing shades of strickland
ow my balls
He just hugged him with his ball sweat covered hands
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That wasn't recovery that was hydration break
>aw meng I can barely stand>*throws with bad intentions*
seems fine now
>Scurry around the octagon 5 minutes straight every round>win
>>155564066lesser refs would've stopped it at this pointbut not Herb Dean
