How can a professional footballer do this?
don't open the webm its gay porn
he's point shaving. arrest him
Could /sp/ score this?
good positioning from kimmich and good tracking by the #8
riggi riggitini
Ivory Coast played pretty well, honestly. I don't know shit about their group, but I hope they manage to make it.That was some /weak mind/ shit, though. Those two players will keep thinking back to this.
VIVEN EN UN COUNTRY
He had money on Germany.
>>155560320Fucking retard, seriously what a retard. And then he cries after the game ends. Fucking dumbass
>>155560650Not against a professional keeper.
>>155560320KICK DA BLOODY BALL
>>155560320what having no frontal lobe does to a mf
This webm shows why small teams are small, if the shirts were reversed the german striker would sink that ball inside the net.
>>155560320its called chokehappens all the timein all sportsor the guy is that bad
>>155560650I'd lob it 10 feet over the goal. But at least I would try
>>155560320bro thats a first touch shot.I could score this
>>155560650I would've been able to shoot on target. Score? Maybe not.
>>155560320match fixing. simple as. no other explanation
>you live in a mansion
>>155560320>the crowd reactionfucking kek
>>155560320choke of the century
Sometimes, small teams fear success.
>>155560320Some men rise to the moment and become heroes and some men wilt and become nothing. He chose the latter.
>>155560923Germany has 7 million licensed footballers. In others sports they shit the bed like everyone else
weak left foot, off step on your right, get frazzled, try to take a touch on your right, by then its too late; it's not that complicated paco
>>155560654Ivorian guy miscalculated the pacing
>>155560320And it was at this moment
>>155560320He bet the under
>>155560650against neuer?of course
>>155560650No, but my fat ass could've at least gotten a shot on goal out of it. Embarrassing.
>>155560320I'm starting to think euros buy their games from the afrikans.
>>155560320not enough weak foot confidence
>>155560650Straight through Neuer's legs
>>155560320why is everyone so afraid to shoot these days
>>155560650Nah, i'd probably blast it over the cross bar
>>155560320weakmind
GOATretzka
>>155560320Legitimately one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen.It would have been 10000% preferable if he shot and the ball came out by the sideline.How the fuck do you have that touch? How do you make that decision in that situation? You need to be a retard there is no other explanation, a complete braindead retardWith that said>Undav>Nmecha>AmiriThese are the players who gave the win to the """Germans"""Wtf is this? This shit is not fun anymore or am i just getting old?
>>155560650Could fatties with a busted knee that at best played as fullbacks at the Sunday league bang one in the net past neuer while running at 30 km/h after 90 minutes of a world cup game without controlling the ball first?
>>155560923lol
>>155561313Game ruled. Dumb boomer.
>>155560320African
>>155560320he shidded
>>155561029>they fuck the best girls
>>155560320i could at least put all my weight on it and sky it over the net
>>155560650Nah I would take the ball with my left and shoot right at Neuer
>>155560320for the whole match they never tried to shoot, very frustrating
>>155560650If I was playing with 21 other /sp/ guys of equal or similar skills? I'd try at least.
>>155560996I am starting to think this.
>>155561397I would hoof it into the audience, then fall to the ground pretending I got hurt to cover up the embarassment.
>>155560320He needs to know that losing the game was all his fault
>>155560320CHADnaldo would've scored that
>>155560320He mistimed his stride by a fraction of a second and since he's a lanklet couldn't correct it in time, at this level that's all it takes to completely fluff up a good opportunity. >>155560650No, it's a lot harder than it looks from there. Professional footballers make it look easy. Even Haaland's goals would be a challenge for many on /sp/.
>>155560320>make a mistake like this >still get paid millions>get someone's order wrong at McDonald's >"this is coming out of your wages"
>>155561652He knows. The manager was consoling him at the end. He didn't deserve it because he's a fucking cunt but he knows it's his fault
>not being two footedIt will punish you
>>155561751/sp/eechuds won't understand this
>>155560320That's nothing. Post the webm of that Aussie guy who missed the 100% goal against the USA.
>>155561103Germany is #1 in basketball, handball, table tennis and some winter sport stuff probably as well...
>>155560650my grandma could score that
>>155560320Do you have the moment from a bit earlier when CDI passed the ball to their striker and nigga was clueless just standing there?
>>155561850Missing is better than not trying.
>>155560650No, I would fumble it like I fumbled everything in my life
>>155560650I would've missed but at least I would've tried. That retard just fumbled really badly... like Gohan
>>155560320The ball was a fraction too square and too slow but he should have got a shot off either way
>>155560320the pass insisted upon itself
>>155560996>>155561565ofc a bulgarian and a nafri are dumb enough to think this
>>155562233they have microchips in the ball basically a guidance systemthe balls are guided into the net when it's a fifa approved playerlook into it
>>155560650I haven't kicked a ball in fifteen years, I'm pretty sure something would break if I tried in that situation
>>155560484disappointed.
>>155560650in off the far post with maximum power, enough to see it fly across the other goal without bouncing and in for a goal off the nearside postsprint off to the corner flag infront of the fansshirt offTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUpose
>>155560650Id take a shot and probably sky it but it would be less embarrassing
>>1555606509 times out of 10 yes.
>>155560650i would bloot it 10 meters over the goal
>>155560650I am kicking it out for a throw in and sending my agent to collect FIFA buckaroos from Infantbaldo.
>>155560320fucking magnets o algo
>>155560320low iq
>>155560650What about the stupid fuck in an offside position. How are pros so dumb
>>155561313lmaoPortuguese poltard at it againkwab
>>155561751His run was perfect the ball to him wasn't
>>155560320I actually got angry at thatfucking hell even as neutral retard shit like that pisses me offivory coast did it constantly too shit touches and want all the time in the world. Bad bad low skill players.
>>155562925german pedophile
>>155560650Yes I would shoot it so hard it would set a new speed record and go straight through Neuer's torso, killing him in the process and getting 2 points (1 for ball in net, 1 for decapitated torso in net) thereby setting another world record for most goals scored with 1 ball. It would be ruled an unfortunate accident and I would suffer no consequences, despite having planned it the entire time thereby being no accident at all.
>>155562978Too many touches is the bane of modern day football. If you go back and look at old highlights from world cups and champions league games, players used to shoot from every position. Modern day players are completely inept and wont take a shot unless they are in a perfect position with a perfect view of the goal. Its why there is barely a modern day Suarez, Lewa let alone fat Ronaldo or Van Nistelrooy etc etc. Even today Wirtz had the chance to score two easy goals but he kept dribbling around instead of just shooting the fucking ball
>>155560650scoring? probably not. Kick the ball at least? sure.
>>155560650There are six defenders plus the goalkeeper around him, of course he couldn't shoot it
>>155560650>>155560320just try fucking shooting it
>>155560650left footed so easilywhen will coaches stop this nonsense putting guys on their opposing side
>>155560650I would have sent it to 19 so he could easily score
germany struggled against this? wtf
