Where is our free “give it up” guy bump? We’re going to need that for a few more weeks

>>155561654
true dat

got my tonsils bruised last night by a big islander rugby chads spotty cock

Oh hell nah
Bruised tonsils is diabolical
Spotty cock is crazy

>>155562730
Based twink

>>155561654
>doesn't know about sage
holy newfag alert
dead game, shit poomunity

Cope all you want. Your posts bumped it each time and we saw it

thanks mate

>>155563575
Please watch our sport

>trial
Nope

>>155563833
We saw that.

>>155563916
sorry my script malfunctioned

>>155563833
>>155563916
Yes. Yes we did.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/155560609/#155563833

Why do I get the feeling barely any of you have 4chanx

Holy nig that first game is on a good time ill watch it
My titans all walking around with panther coats rn

>>155564007
Because we don’t zoomer

>>155564229
Why wouldn't you want to be able to play youtube videos embedded, see images by hovering them and see deleted posts?

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Sharkies

>>155564372
Nicho has really pulled himself together

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>>155563575

>>155564681
based alternate timeline

>>155564681
Nobody cares about trials

when it’s time to worry about nrlw, new threadlad will include it in the op

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>>155565023

>>155565150
How zen

>>155565150
>>155565243
holy samefag

Who cares. Footy in 3.5 bongs

>>155565688
Chad

Wigan scored 72 against York last night, s that common in Super League

>>155567438
Typical rugby (either version) score line.

>>155567438
York were only just promoted but far out that's a big scoreline, 72-20
What is defence?

hackers
zappers
bakawwkers
ez

Apisai Curacoa

poo status: taken

Legendary expert NRL tipper here. Coming 1st in a comp of 20k. Currently on a 7 round perfect streak. I am feeling very generous today, so here are my expert tips:

Cowboys to beat warriors by 10
Storm to beat raiders by 38
Roosters to beat sharks by 8

Thank me later.

Just pretend I posted a picture of Novak in reaction to that post

>>155570839
stolen valour

>>155570935
imagine being bf to these league girls. you'd get so many looks out in public. lol

>>155571162
admiring glances I bet. "Looks like he didn't have to tell her twice."

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>>155571425
RIP

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wahs soon
also kino 3 game line up today

>>155569724
It is. I do my best to de-AI it a bit, fucked if I’m rewriting it though. Do you have any idea how much they use the word dominated in the original

I just copy and paste the Kayo shit for my discord threads
>Richmond v North Melbourne
>Can the Tigers flip the script? They host a confident Kangaroos side that crushed them by 75 points in Round 6.
>Bounce 1:10 PM

20 MINUTES TILL FOOOOOTY
UP THE WAHS

>>155572644
now crossing over to asian correspondent trisha takanawa

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>>155572759

Pajeets play rugby guess which type

glad you joined us again Mateo - wahs are the most sovl team in the comp, though this stadium they're playing at this week is NOT sovl

>Didnt guess

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>construction came in under budget
CFMEU seething right now

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that'll be 2 billion dollars plus tip

Family Tips Da Fuckin Wahs Edition
12 tipped let’s gone
1 tipped cowies
1 forgetful fairy

Family Tips One NZ Edition
10 tipped wahs
3 tipped cows
1 forgetful fairy

They play sevens the pajeets

GET THE SMOKE OFF THE FIELD CUNT

New Zealand get these cool indoor stadiums and a bunch of our teams want to keep playing in rundown suburban shit holes because of "tradition"

Wah Tips Wah Wah Edition
Wah Tipped Wahs
Wah Wahh'd Wahs
Wah Wah Wah

>>155573165
https://youtu.be/vT7JOS_cHDE?t=171

WAHS TIME NIGGAS!!!

Wtf blood me no watch

UP THE FUCKING WAHS CUNTS

AKP :(

Average try

WE WANT 80

>>155573709
how the frick are you ahead of my stream

pooboys bros...

I'm gonna say it...

fark nice intercept

COWTERCEPT

>>155573875
Hot bitch

So they just have nrl games in nz or does any nrl team larp as nz?

fooled even the cameraman

UP THE MUTHA FUCKEN WAAAAAHHHHHS CHAAAAA HOOOO

>>155574010
this warriors team is from new zealand
nz will probably get a second team in the next 5 years

>>155574063
Nice are they good or bad like the aussie teams in super rugby?

Why did he go right to play the ball to a wing that had no space? What a retardo

roofed stadiums are poofta shit give me wind give me rain you soft cunts

>>155574287
they're second on the table

FUCKWITTA

>egan down
how are they still running this episode

Reminder: these modern hybrid turf surfaces are known to cause more non contact injuries

>>155574616
sorry grass is a lost technology

COMEBACK

not sure you can grow grass indoors

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>the scoreboard reads 10-4 and you know what that means
https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmssI’m

COWBACK
YEEHAWWWWWW
>>155574707
they should be like the las vegas stadium and have the whole field be able to be dragged outside

Just me or are these camera angles absolute dogshit for a new stadium?

Not even close to a foward pass

>Former Wallabies great David Campese has joined the Perth Bears' recruitment team as the NRL's newest franchise ramps up plans to tap into South Africa's rich rugby talent pool.
Is he related to Terry?

Pass was a mile forward.

>>155574707
My local bikies disagree

>>155574707
It's like a giant greenhouse. I don't see why you couldn't grow grass there.

That's so fucking wired, why would a majority Korean crowd know those rancheras))))

>>155574707
>>155574758
That's what they wanted to do, but chch subhumans aren't to be trusted to build anything effectively or on time.

>>155574870
lay off the grass mate

>>155574707
They have big lights on wheels they move around the field to make the grass grow

obstruction bros??

>>155574887
see >>155573015

SAVE ME BUNKER

>>155573015
>>155573040
As a Sydney fag, this looks maximum comfy.
Are Adelaide and Hobart the only places left like this?
I'm scared of abos so will give Darwin a miss

>>155574776
What's up with watching the kicks from outside the windows? Creepy and inappropriate

>>155575002
One of the contractors is a client of mine, if you think a $670m stadium with a capacity of only 30K is "under budget" then I've got a bridge to sell you. btw it was supposedly only $553m back in 2022.

This is all public record btw https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/explained/128850416/why-the-christchurch-stadium-budget-exploded-in-just-a-matter-of-months

Watch the bunker shut it down

Offloads dont count as a phase?

*politely goose steps in front of the line losing all forward momentum*

>>155575308
why did they plan for only 30k attendees

>>155575383
it's a good capacity for the city and means that if it's half full it doesn't look like a soulless concrete jungle, like Eden Park does when it's empty.

>>155572583
>>155573875
>>155574038
seriously though why are Wahs so OP with signs kek

>>155575383
In nz the cheapest solution is usually regarded as the best

Also the stadium has no ventilation so it will be awful and humid in summer.

HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

HATTRICK

A HATTRICK ON HALFBOO

CHANZE TRIPLE-KLOKSTAD

Now thats a great try

kino having the Christchurch junior clubs on the back of the jersey desu

>>155575450
These days (((stadium owners))) are happy to forego a few thousand seats if they can add more corporate/luxury suites and overpriced food and beverage stores because they make a lot more. Also, they prefer a venue that's more attractive for concerts etc than purely for sport so they can cash in on taylor swift and Beyonce or whatever other stadiumslop acts need a stage. Roofed stadiums are always better for those.

THEYVE CANCELLED HIS QUADRUPLE

This is getting a bit ridiculous

when you're shamelessly exploiting a glitch in the videogame ai over and over again lmao

FORWARD? TOTAL FUCKWITTA DEATH

kek wtf Bateman is still with the Cowboys?

>>155575756
>on taylor swift and Beyonce or whatever

I saw AC/DC at Suncorp stadium last year and it was worth it.
(I don't even like stadium concerts but I figured I might as well see them while they're still alive.)
There's Iron Maiden later this year.

This is more or less the same crowd of boomers (like me) that watches footy.

>>155575756
Very irrefutable points. Covered stadia in NZ is always a good idea due to the weather, so as long as they get the environmental controls right (for turf and ventilation) and the acoustics (for concerts) it's basically a win win, as long as you pre-game or smuggle booze in.

Is the cockstar related to rhea repley? They look the same

Keary got flustered by Lara Pitt’s breathtaking beauty

This stadium looks sick

>>155576042
Personally, I prefer the ones with the roofs that open and they only close them during really bad weather. Its just a bit soulless to be indoor all the time. Got to draw the line somewhere or we'll be playing on astroturf in 10 years. It also means no possibility of cricket at ground too I'm pretty sure.

>super rugby final
Stan Walker
>Loooigue
Jordan Luck

Can't stop winning WAHS customers

>>155576354
cricket should never be played in a proper stadium
needs a grass bank for maximum kino

I like my stadiums like I like my coffee: flat, white & foamy

Jesus some Fendalton Fillies in the crowd during the NZ halftime show.

can one of the you kiwis give is the quick rundown on Christchurch? Is it a nice play to live?

>>155576801
It's quite white, but they're a bit cunty. Cold in winter but summer is ok. Personally i find chch women to be the worst in nz and that's quite a feat. Too snarky and bossy and generally unpleasant while also being fat farmgirl dumbarses.

Of course this is a generalization and I'm sure there's a few which are alright, but nz women in general are hard work low reward.

>>155576801
considerably whiter than auckland
incredibly flat so you can bike everywhere if you're so inclined
union stronghold so league is close to non-existent
has good parks and nice cricket grounds

Oh and there's earthquakes too but it's not too much of a big deal for most people after a while

>>155576969
>>155577014
>white
>quiet
>cold climate
>easy to get around
>filled with chubby farm girls
sounds like paradise on earth except for the Poonion strong hold part.

>>155576969
>but nz women in general are hard work low reward.
That just women brah
>>155577014
Sound like my city minus the cricket part

I always thought you guys had imported blacks but are the blacks there just really dark abos?

>old Cowwies boomer
>What?!
kek nigga got bunkered

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CHANZE QUADRUPLE-KLOKSTAD

HE'S GOT QUADS ON HIS BIRTHDAY

A FOURTTRICK ON STADIUM DAYBOO

>>155576801
Pre-quakes, the nightlife was absolutely elite. Unfortunately all the best bars and clubs were closely grouped together in different levels of buildings and they all got demo'd in either the first or second quake. It's finally getting decent again after 15(!) fucking years.

As other anon said, it's pretty white for the most part, but they're very inbred farmer tier and/or racists. The poorfag whites are probably the worst in NZ, almost alabama tier. My gf at law school was from chch and every time we'd go down there I'd get asked what school I went to, it's that kind of social system.

Its faaaarken hot in summer and bitterly cold in winter when the sou wester blows.

>>155577247
oh darl, thats not a good wig

>>155577152
The job market down there is very much a who you know (went to the right high school, part of the right rugby club) for the good jobs. A lot of stick up their arse old school employers who think they're doing you a big favour by letting you work for them.

>>155577217
It's mostly samoans and tongans plus maoris

>>155577350
kek was thinking the same thing

Kek get dacked nerd

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

>>155577356
Its the same where i live, it really makes you want to shoot someone
I would ban being able to hire someone you know

WHAT A TACKLE

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF

kek games gone nothing in it

holy sideline cougar

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they keep showing my waifu on the coverage

I think NZ abos might be the only thing more cringe than aussie abos

trvke: hiring someone you know takes 90% of the guess-work out of hiring. everyone can interview well
i always try to fill roles with people I know because i know they will do a good job

bro in the box cannot say zelezniak

Te Maire Time > Tanah Time

>>155577621
Sure but 90% of times is a qualified guy getting rejected in favour of a unqualified guy that they already know

>>155577621
Sure, if you run something like a removal business.
That doesn't work in any profession that requires actual qualifications and expertise.

How much is my Back of the Y dvd worth?

>>155577703
i work in tech, and i know people in tech from previous jobs and work ive done with other businesses
im not talking about hiring the lads from highschool lmao

Damn that’s a kino sunset shot of the new stadium coated in gold & black

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up the wahs

>>155577685
Do the wahs just make halves look amazing? How have they got so many elite halves

>>155577685
Off to ginza lads

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yeah up the wahs

>>155577797
nice accidental reply gookchaser

dunno about that bunkr call

imagine spending a money on a plane ticket and accommodation just to sit in a freezing cold stadium in shithole new zealand. couldn't be me!

>>155577750
OK, but in that case that's not exactly a trvke, that's obvious.
(I work in tech too and yeah I'd definitely hire some of the people I worked with, and avoid some others.)

Especially in tech where it's hard to tell anything from a resume (I've interview supposedly senior engineer / team leads that cannot write three lines of code in any language, not even in pseudo code.)

>>155577838
Lol, I accidentally deleted the 4 off of >>155577684 while I was kinoposting and must've typo'd when I re-added it

noticing that the six again signal is very similar to jacking off a dick onto ones head?

Drinkwater > Edwards > Tedesco

>>155578117
Did you get lost here on your way to the /afl/ thread?

>>155577990
Any halves can look competent when they’re playing behind a great forward pack. Wahs have consistent go forward so there’s always a platform for the halves to play off. In fact you you swapped the spine players between these sides Wahs would be winning by 50.

kek that’s clear as day how the fuck doesn’t any of the refs see that?

>>155577621
The last place i worked was the absolute opposite of that managers were hiring their retarded wives or parents were giving their severely mentally ill kids the inside track and then other managers are too scared to rock the boat by telling the truth as referees when they're applying to climb the ladder. Shit gets fucked very quickly. 1 or 2 family connections in a workplace? OK, if it's common? Avoid.

jt having a rough one

not sure about that one going up as a try

Knock on Wahs - Drinky very lucky.

kek how is that confirmed
acknowledging some refball may have occurred there

Bahahhahahaha what the fuck

>try confirmed
lel what a dogshit game

lol that shouldn't have been a try

Bunker really wants a good new zealand story in potential expansion team territory I guess

based Hurricanes customer still up from the night before

>Wahs v Dolphins next week
ahh now that’s the kino we deserve

>>155578881
*spears your dolphin to death*
Pukana BLEH

ORCAS MENTIONED

sorry but indoor stadiums are anti kino. nothing like the warm glow of the afternoon sun on the pitch

COMEBACK

are orcas native to NZ?

>>155579188
>afternoon sun
>shortest day of the year

The commentary team is really working hard to sell Christchurch as a league venue aren't they?

>>155579281
Not really

bit rude bringing in the orcas when the dolphins exist already
be like bringing in the hares

new ad pet peeve unlocked; old timey music

whoever is doing those telstra ads, between the whistling and dogshit musical choices, they deserve a boot up the arse.

reckon you can tell how a team will play by how they run out of the sheds. raiders were very uninspiring just now

>>155579733
might go back to the drawing board with this one

KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO

poorm bros...

ricky stuart mood status?

>WAHS finish
>thread dies

Faders love heeming the Poorm

kek cumster bout to give it to the ref

munster is such a faggot. someone knock his block off

THEY’RE BIG & MEAN
THE GREEN MACHINE

>Durrs fans slinging out the Heil Ricky salutes

why do players make those tackles. how braindead do they have to be?

STORMBACK

kevie walters is so fucking stupid you can feel your IQ dropping just listening to him. i hate him so much.

>>155580288
agreed

>>155580288
based Walshy

>>155577459
Fair, but it's also a very effective way of jeetproofing your local area

the first half fade

>>155580288
thats what people said about cronk but he's one of the best now

ricky stuart seethe status?

>finally relented to Sangsters demand and traded out Lisati
fuck I hate that fat unkept cunt

>>155580326
for me its keary
and jake duke is shaping up to be our mark howard

yeah once jake comes out of his shell a bit it should be good
FADERS FADING HARD

>>155580326
are you serious? Cronk continues to sound like a tard who can’t formulate coherent sentences

dang we soccer now

>>155580355
forming sentences isn't his job he's there for elite footy analsis

A TRY ON HIS 250TH DAYBOO

>>155580306
TRVTH NVKE

CUMSTER

>analsis

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>>155580411
yes?

Cronk the gronk is a fucking retard who is clearly gettting fed "intelligent" questions by someone else.

for me its the slater shoulder charge analsis

>>155580288
his sperg out last night about two players swapping positions was funny though

wtf was that poorm are you trying to kill bellyache

>>155580288
You fucking killed it origin Selwyn.

I wonder if Ethan’s ever seen Jasmins tampons in the bathroom bin

>>155580489
kek

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good challenges lads

RAIDBACK

Uh 4chanbros..

BRICKS OF WAR!!!!!
this has game winning poo written all over it

8 TRIES IN THE HALF
SOMEONE MAKE A TACKLE

THESE TWO PEEMS DON’T WANT TO TACKLE EACH OTHER

really dead thread today.

sorry m8 was making my half time noodles

>>155580697
think people are a bit sportsed out at the moment with the world cup on
ive got posting fatigue

GET FUCKED BIG RED

>>155580797
*looks at you and covers my mouth with my hand*

at least you're safe from ever getting woman fatigue kek

Latrell Mitchell special guest on the late show!! someone buzz Irish's phone

ANOTHER HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

HATTRICK

I CANT CONVERT

need a solid radley sin bin to save the night I'm thinking

REFBALL

the classic ow muh head to hia

(((HIA)))
No, you won't receive a penalty (Only Panthers do)

thats a fucking soft call. youve got the ball, hes allowed to tackle you even if youre kicking it

noooo you have to change your molecules so you can pass through the player and the recombobulate yourself after!!!!

The penalty does not seem to fit the crime a lot of the time in rugby, rules like that could use a rework

And again with that ‘ricochet’, wouldn’t they just give them one extra tackle rather than a whole extra 5 downs? Excuse me if I’m being naive

faders bros...

short I think

All this game is missing is:

>TRY ON DAYBOO

>jeopardy theme while going to the bunker
based dj

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>headlines you never thought you’d see

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>>155581252
what does it mean

hudson young is such a shit stirrer lol

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF

Meme ahh game

>>155581252
>all these AI robots send audio and video back to china
>some chink is stuck monitoring anthony mundine for hours

What treatment did Brailey get to recover from a broken arm so quickly?

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BAKKAAAWWWWKKEEERRS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
GONNA HAVE A FLAPPY TIME

>>155581383
people who have seen the 6th day will know

Ella Kasmar brapcanon

>biggest game of the season
>both peems hate each other
>dead thread

Victor Radley is my favourite player

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good choice

>>155581528
sorry m8 I refuse to watch Poosters games now they wear white shorts

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>>155581609
good news m8 they wear blue shorts now

>>155581607
cocos can be super gay

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>>155581607
qrd? I'm not making an account for your gay website to see one dumb thing

>>155581618
ugh, fine

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>>155581640
yaaaaay

>>155581638
https://old.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/1ubdrqv/luron_patea_incident_in_better_quality/

>>155581674
ta mate and KEK wtf thats gotta be some kind of sexual assault

do NOT show /afl/ that

THAT WAS FUCKING LEET BEEN WAITING FOR DCE TO SHOW UP ALL SEASON AND QLD LEGEND COLLINS

DCE still has it

Go sharks btw

>>155581764
fatty pootrell will be on the matty johns show tonight sweetness

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>>155581764
based